00:32No way, Mom. I hate riding a bike.
00:37Because I'm worried I might fall off my bike unexpectedly, even if I try to be careful not to let
00:42it happen. It's like this bike hates me and wants to injure me for no discernible reason.
00:48I need to give you tips to ensure you don't risk a bike accident. While riding your bike, keep both
00:53hands on the handlebars and never let go of them. Always be aware of your surroundings.
00:57Are you ready to go for a bike ride now?
01:00Fine.
01:01Then let's go.
01:18Ow! I want you to fuck me!
01:20Are you kidding me right now, Mitchell? You don't ever use that language when there's other people around us. Even
01:26two kids heard you say that.
01:28My bike made me fall off for no reason. It is the bike's fault!
01:32That is false. You were not watching where you were going, so it's your own fault that you fell off
01:37your bike. It is not the bike's fault.
01:40My bike should go suck an elephant cock!
01:42Mitchell, no sexually abusive language in public. We are going straight home and I will not be giving you a
01:49band-aid for your cut knee.
01:50You are grounded for three days for cursing in public, all because you fell off your bike.
01:56I'm not going on bike rides anymore! Never again! I hate them!
02:01We are going to keep having bike rides even if you hate them. You have zero choice. Having exercise is
02:07very important for all of us.
02:09My bike is an asshole.
02:11And watch your damn mouth once again!
02:14I'm so gonna throw away that spastic bike since it wants to act like a dumb little cunt!
02:21Goodbye, stupid-ass bike! I won't miss you!
02:24Now, I need to apply some Neosporin and a band-aid for this cut on my knee.
02:28Even though Mom said no band-aid for me, I am still putting it on anyways.
02:36Oh no, you are not throwing out your bike, Mitchell. I am taking it out of the garbage bin. So
02:41nice try.
02:42Bye!
02:42Bye!
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