- 11 hours ago
First broadcast 14th June 1986.
What connects an accident prone minister with bizarre tastes, a Japanese car boss with millions to invest and a POW with a long memory?
Alan Ford - Taxi Driver
Leslie Ash - Fred
Tracy-Louise Ward - Tessa
Peggy Phango - Mrs. Lamb
David Savile - Simmons
Jill Gascoine - Maggie
Don Warrington - Nigel
Robin Currie - Elkins
Lionel Jeffries - Eddy
Phil McCall - Harold
Avril Angers - Edna
Yoshio Kawahara - Nakimoto
Dennis Matsuki - Yino (as Denis Matsuki)
Janet Varley - Sister
Ricky Diamond - Barman
Jerold Wells - Plumstead Punch
Nick Stringer - Bouncer
Mark Cooper - Antique Dealer
Adam Wide - Policeman
What connects an accident prone minister with bizarre tastes, a Japanese car boss with millions to invest and a POW with a long memory?
Alan Ford - Taxi Driver
Leslie Ash - Fred
Tracy-Louise Ward - Tessa
Peggy Phango - Mrs. Lamb
David Savile - Simmons
Jill Gascoine - Maggie
Don Warrington - Nigel
Robin Currie - Elkins
Lionel Jeffries - Eddy
Phil McCall - Harold
Avril Angers - Edna
Yoshio Kawahara - Nakimoto
Dennis Matsuki - Yino (as Denis Matsuki)
Janet Varley - Sister
Ricky Diamond - Barman
Jerold Wells - Plumstead Punch
Nick Stringer - Bouncer
Mark Cooper - Antique Dealer
Adam Wide - Policeman
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00:29I'll see you next time
00:54Mind you, it's not what it was now.
00:55It's a dancing game.
00:57Not like it used to be.
00:59No dame Margo's nowadays, is there?
01:01It's all foreigners that are imported now, isn't it?
01:05Mind you, I got nothing against foreigners myself, you understand?
01:08Some of them as nice as pie.
01:11Did you catch the current laissez-fee at Covent Garden?
01:16In different performance, I thought myself.
01:30You've got a phone in your ear.
01:31Yeah.
01:49He's going in.
02:19Hello, Mr. S.
02:20You are early today.
02:22I've been a naughty boy again, I'm afraid, Mrs. Lara.
02:40What's he practicing for?
02:41Nutcracker.
02:51I got pulled by a traffic warden with a moustache.
02:55How's it going?
02:57Taxi straight from the house.
03:03It's the third time this week, isn't it?
03:05It certainly is.
03:07He seems to be a naughty boy quite often, doesn't he, our Mrs. Simmons?
03:12Instructions.
03:14Keep with him. He's got till Prime Minister's question time today.
03:19I'll get the camera out of the car.
03:24Nigel.
03:26And how is our junior long-suffering minister today?
03:29Enjoying another naughty lunch hour yet again.
03:33Well, anyway, nice meeting you.
03:35Bye.
03:37Friend of yours?
03:41Undercover Rastafarian from East End Central.
03:44Blimey, there's more police around here than their old panties.
03:47Suppose he asked me what I was up for.
03:50Are you telling the truth?
03:51What?
03:52They were waiting for a cabinet minister to have his bums-macked.
03:55Well, no one will believe that.
03:57Well, maybe not the little old ladies that vote for him, but that lot certainly would.
04:06Give him another.
04:07Right.
04:08Snap for him.
04:12She was a roaring little trade, didn't she?
04:16Merchant bankers to top drawer lawyers.
04:18I blame you all in the prep schools and nannies, myself.
04:31He's coming out.
04:33She must have told him she's busy.
04:39How long has he been visiting?
04:40Simmons?
04:41A fair while.
04:43More frequently since his political career's been going downhill.
04:47Odd, isn't it, how often the high-flies of Silver Street fail so dismally
04:52when they try their talent in the field of government.
04:55Um, the order, please.
04:57Yes, sir.
04:58Yes, sir.
04:59Thank you, ma'am.
05:10Which brings me to tomorrow.
05:13Tomorrow, eh?
05:14Well, I knew it was something important, Nigel.
05:17You have never bought me anywhere this expensive.
05:21He's taking his time, is he?
05:23Probably a turning for that ship he had he closed down last week.
05:28Tomorrow is looked upon by the Mandarins of Whitehall as Simmons' last chance.
05:33Maggie?
05:34I've paid everything.
05:36I'd rather like prawns.
05:46Hey, movement.
05:51This should look good on the wall of his constituency lounge.
05:55Have you got a rally?
05:57In the car.
06:05Did you see that?
06:06Only got a ministry car to take him home.
06:09Oh, jeez.
06:11Mmm, thank you.
06:14He's due at the airport first thing tomorrow to meet the Japanese president of Dan Su Cars.
06:19We're talking a multi-billion-pound investment deal here, aren't we?
06:23And the possible creation of thousands of new jobs.
06:26And Simmons is in charge of that?
06:29Spot on, Harkins.
06:31Thank you, sir.
06:31Can't beat the old regular workout on the bar.
06:34No, sir.
06:35Tones one up no end.
06:37I prefer to squash myself, sir.
06:40Really, Harkins, I had you done as more of a soccer sort of person.
06:44Thank you, sir.
06:50You're not going to believe this, but Simmons was once tipped as a future possible prime minister.
06:56Get away.
06:57Very popular with the ladies in the Shines.
07:00Not doing too badly with the ladies in the town, neither.
07:03Surely somebody's going to be joking.
07:05But I'm asking Simmons.
07:07In charge of the Japanese deal tomorrow.
07:09Ours not a reason why.
07:10It's the PM's personal decision.
07:12Why?
07:12Everyone else in the department?
07:13Off, sick, on holiday or committing adultery?
07:16So, where do we come in?
07:17The sharp end. Where else?
07:19Simon Simmons.
07:20Educated Winchester, Balliol, blue in rowing and pink in swimming.
07:25Short but meteoric career as a finance here in the city.
07:29And an even shorter one in politics if he blows out tomorrow.
07:31Good morning, Harkins. I believe we're meeting an aeroplane.
07:34Oh, wait one. You're not Harkins.
07:37Very observant you are this morning, sir.
07:40You're Federica Smith.
07:41Kat, sir.
07:42Ah, I had a big day today.
07:44Yes, sir.
07:44Hence your presence.
07:45Exactly, sir.
07:46Carver aerodrome, I believe.
07:48Yes, sir.
07:49Minister on board, over.
07:57Any idea where Knightsbridge's answer to the Scarlet Pimpernel is?
08:01I've just left the ministry. I've got the documents.
08:06Oh, taxi!
08:07Get your skates on. Over.
08:09Calver and hurry.
08:14Hospital or the airport?
08:16Airport.
08:17Going somewhere nice? Holiday?
08:20Business.
08:21Let me guess. Advertising.
08:23P.R.
08:26Oh, P.R.
08:27I've got a sister in P.R.
08:37Oh, P.R.
08:58Hospital
08:59You're blood is Codebre.
09:07You are blood.
09:10You are blood.
09:13You've been blood.
09:16You've been blood.
09:20You should go and burn.
09:32hospital air traffic control confirms playing with Japanese visitors
09:36approaching over
09:55good morning
10:04listen I'll just wait here for you until you settle them in
10:16I'm not going to get my speech out of that door
10:19ready
10:25whoever reports wrong again
10:27still it's nice listening to what Pete was going to say
10:34keep the change
10:36thank you very much
10:45that was split second timing
10:46well known for it
10:48so the lads at MI6 tell me
10:50Mr. Simmons
10:52Tessa Robinson
10:53PR background information
10:55EEC grant availability
10:56here are the manufacturing plant data for today sir
10:59oh thank you
11:01totally good
11:02say you are a pretty girl
11:04have a nice day sir
11:06hmm
11:06no
11:09no
11:09no
11:11no
11:12no
11:18no
11:27no
11:28no
11:28no
11:29no
11:30no
11:31no
11:31I'm quite happy.
11:34Fancy bringing them in here.
11:37Edna, operations can be a very dangerous thing.
11:40I mean, I might not come out of it alive,
11:42in which case I want my personal things buried with me, right?
11:46Dr. Giles, please report to surgery immediately.
11:50You'll be all right.
11:53How do you know?
11:56Try not to be too much trouble.
11:59Trouble?
12:01I'll leave you the paper. That'll cheer you up.
12:03Cheer me up? The papers?
12:04I'll stroll on. That'll be the day.
12:07I'll try and look in later.
12:10Be a good boy.
12:13Be a good boy?
12:14Professor Platt to pathology, please.
12:16Oh.
12:17Professor Platt to pathology, please.
12:47Good God.
12:53Good God.
13:00Mr. Nakamoto is looking for a suitable site in Europe to invest in.
13:08It's really looked at plants in Holland and Spain,
13:10but our government want him to invest here.
13:12Mr. Simmons.
13:13Mr. Nakamoto.
13:16On behalf of Her Majesty's government,
13:18I would just like to say,
13:19Yoko, sir.
13:23It is where we come in,
13:25to ensure the wheels of industry run smoothly,
13:28and to see that Mr. Nakamoto's visit is a short but constructed one.
13:31And Simmons?
13:32He knows his career's on the line.
13:34Keep in touch.
13:36Yes, modern.
13:39What's the matter?
13:41Well, I was just wondering.
13:42What?
13:43Well, why couldn't I have been the PR lady and you the dog's body?
13:46Horses for courses.
13:48And besides, you know what they say?
13:50If the cap fits.
13:52Ladies.
13:56Right.
13:59Here are the plans for the Broadleaf Industrial site, sir.
14:03Four-speed ahead, driver.
14:17Mr. Dean?
14:20Mr. Dean?
14:23Mr. Dean?
14:29Harold!
14:30Harold!
14:34I thought we left you at the hospital.
14:35Well, at the hospital?
14:37Get her out of this.
14:38What?
14:38He's only here, isn't he?
14:39He's only plenty here.
14:41Look, look.
14:41Middle page.
14:48Japanese car boss arrived today.
14:50I didn't even know you knew any Japanese car boss.
14:52I don't, stupid.
14:53I don't.
14:53It's the name.
14:54Look, look.
14:55Look at the name.
14:55Yamo Nakimoto.
14:58Yamo Nakimoto.
15:00Nakimoto.
15:01Nakimoto.
15:01It's that bastard Japanese guard.
15:03On the railway.
15:05Burma.
15:061944.
15:07We were prisoners.
15:09Yes.
15:09Right now.
15:10I need to borrow your van.
15:12I've got these vegetables to take home.
15:14Bugger the vegetables.
15:19But you don't drive, Eddie.
15:21No, you do.
15:23We fought for our country before, Harold.
15:25We're going to stand by and watch our government do business with the likes of him.
15:30Daddy, that was a long time ago.
15:34Harold, get in.
15:39Long journey, car plant.
15:43Very long, I'm afraid.
15:47Need plenty reading material?
15:51Occupy one.
15:54Your car's reading matter.
15:56Most impressive.
15:59You reading matter, too?
16:06It's interesting.
16:11Here, a good one for you.
16:16A Mrs. Lamb.
16:18Oh, Mrs. Lamb.
16:22Very efficient.
16:25A very smart.
16:28Oh, and one for Mr. Yind, as well?
16:33Yes.
16:34Very efficient.
16:46I suppose we're going to be out all day.
16:49At least.
16:51Well, we're going to need some petrol.
16:53There's no problem.
16:54There's one just around the corner.
16:56Feel a scallop with some soggy vegetables.
16:58Ah, no.
16:59I'm sure we're going to have much better than that.
17:02I doubt it.
17:10Fancy you remembering after all this time.
17:13Oh, it's her name, Harold.
17:14Even after 40 years, it's ingrained on me.
17:17I wish you'd ring Edna.
17:18She'll be worried.
17:20The horse will have been in touch with her already.
17:23You know how she panics.
17:35Hello, hello, Edna.
17:38Edna.
17:40Never mind about that, dear.
17:43Listen.
17:43Now, I want you to listen very carefully, dear.
17:47I want you to alert the government.
17:53Alert the government.
17:56No, Edna.
17:57I don't know the government's telephone number.
17:58No, Edna.
17:59Forget it.
17:59Forget it, dear.
18:00Forget it.
18:00I'll do it.
18:01I'll do it.
18:04I want to talk to a minister, please.
18:08No, I don't know what minister.
18:11What?
18:12Yes, the home officer do.
18:22Yes, sir.
18:23But what is this to do with me?
18:24Surely there's a department to deal with old soldiers.
18:28Yes, I dare say there will be war veterans out there
18:31who are upset at us doing any kind of business with the Japanese.
18:35If we excluded doing business with everyone we had a war with,
18:40we'd virtually have no trading partners at all.
18:45Sorry, sir?
18:47Could you repeat that?
18:51Do I have to, sir?
18:53No, sir?
18:55No, sir.
19:06No, sir.
19:08No, sir.
19:11No, sir?
19:21No, sir.
19:34you mean there's actually somebody from the home office coming here to talk to us yes harold
19:42the home office give us a chance to remind them of the forgotten army it's about time a bit of
19:49notice was taken of us hey maybe this is him oh you know what you're doing Eddie it's the right
20:14time
20:15I don't know about the car mr. Dean I'm your contact from the home office
20:29we don't all shine shoes mr. Dean and this had better be important
20:51I'd give him his due he's done his homework wouldn't you if your career was on the line
20:56when is it anything else mrs. Lamb will be wondering where he is lunchtime I bet she's got mr. Whippo
21:05out
21:05already
21:09a war criminal that's what I say is this some kind of joke mr. Dean a joke a joke did
21:15you hear that
21:16I wouldn't leave my hospital bed for a joke I would have thought you lot would have checked
21:21him out seeing as you haven't I better put you in the picture he was a Japanese guard on a
21:27Burma
21:27railway he was there we was there wouldn't we Harold I see good well the question is what you
21:33gonna do about it do mr. Dean how can I put this firstly it is not government policy to check
21:40out as
21:41you put it all potential overseas investors don't you think you should mr. Dean since the war
21:47Japan and West Germany have become our allies have you any idea how much is involved in this deal
21:52how many millions how many jobs this could create just a minute just a minute do you recognize this
22:00the Burma star yes the Burma star do you think we're going to stand idly by idly by why while
22:06you
22:07lot welcome him with open arms he should have been hanged for what he did what was you doing 40
22:15years
22:15ago I wasn't even born exactly exactly you may have a three-piece suit and a plum in your mouth
22:22but
22:23I'll tell you something you know nothing nothing mr. Dean piss off sorry he's not himself it's it's
22:36like I said he should be in the hospital I'm sorry for your trouble you'll do nothing about it
22:43Harold you mark my words you do nothing about it but at least you had a chance to air your
22:47grievance
22:48I'll do more than air it by God I will
23:00hospital escapee apparently what's the matter didn't he like the movie he's a war veteran an ex-jab p.o
23:06.w.
23:07what he says it's true it's hardly surprising he's upset it's exactly a picnic out there you know
23:13personal insight as it happens my dad was over there it was so bad for him he can hardly talk
23:20about it even after 40 years I can imagine how he'd feel if he saw an old guard of his
23:25over here
23:26being fated by us he and his chum are driving an oldish van don't tell me it's VFY134L
23:36I am impressed tell me Maggie do you always go around memorizing strange men's car numbers
23:44actually it was the glimpse of his medals that caught my eye could you bring mrs. Forbes's car
23:50around please do you want him sat on definitely at least for as long as nakimoto's here but you
23:55haven't warned the old soldier off and be accused of suppressing his freedom of speech I suppose you
24:00could always go to the British Legion that is why I want him sat on what about the girls
24:04they've got enough on their plates with Simmons besides if nakimoto gets even a whiff there's
24:09a war veteran after him it could blow today's whole deal the government today confirmed that
24:15negotiations are in progress with the president of danceu motors mr. Yamu Nakimoto mr. Nakimoto flew in
24:22early this morning and it's hope will sign a deal with the junior minister Simon Simmons shortly
24:27Montreal and in the gulf open did you hear that oh did you hear that what is our country coming
24:36to
24:36when a war brimland's money's as good as anybody else's oh blimey O'Reilly we are doing well well it's
24:42not all sinus you'll get oh and it won't be neither how about EEC grants would we be in line
24:51for them
24:51EEC grants oh absolutely other advantages other advantages are you implying uh yes I think I understand
25:02I understand now those things can't be discussed on that side over there we envisage housing phase two
25:12we see absolutely no hold up at all in moving on immediately after phase one
25:26and where are we going with that look Harold I've already told you it'll be all right
25:32we're just here to drive I'll do the rest I'll tell you where to go shut the door
25:40off and following
25:52when we get to the top turn left
25:57right right right up the ramp
26:04you're gonna hit that you're gonna hit
26:05oh
26:10okay
26:35no I'm sorry mrs. Dean your husband hasn't returned yet but I do have a
26:40number you can call
26:47not enough Eddie no one remembers the war alone the Japs no no I mean look at them
26:58now bombing us where bombarding us with microwaves and their motor cars you see
27:07that I'm very reliable Eddie reliable where do you get your information out
27:26it's mainly because he feels forgotten you see a lot of Burma veterans think like
27:33that even 40 years on well it was the VE boys that got all the glory then big
27:42celebrations all the Far East lads got was a song from Vera Lynn I expect I expect the
27:53war seems years and years ago to you but to him it's very near you know he still
28:03recites happenings that happened remembers comrades who died even more now since he
28:11packed up working
28:15it seems to have it on his mind all the time well like he's even taken to carrying all
28:23his warm mementos around with him lest we forget he says that's the trouble with him he will
28:33not forget
28:35Eclipse snooker cob used to be my brother's local this did
28:52it's members only Eddie
28:54you will find him won't you I mean you'll bring him back I don't want it to be a lot
29:03of trouble
29:03don't worry mrs. Dean the matter is in hand thank you
29:10bye-bye
29:14such a burr Carol that I haven't realized we need some help for you left our manors at
29:20home today have we sir I'm looking for a man anyone in particular sir my ex-boxer
29:28name of Delaney better known as over there hello darling
29:46the plumpster punch yeah sit down dad who wants to know I'll have a cup of tea no sugar what
29:57would you like darling
29:57I'll have a cup of tea love birthday boy you work with my brother after the war you would smoke
30:04some and he was silk stocking
30:06do you remember oh yeah your brother not all
30:11Premier Dan
30:13that was a bigger blimey
30:16dead now ain't he
30:17poor son
30:18you remember I used to talk about Sam here
30:21nope
30:22I'm fine fella
30:24fine
30:25I used to keep you and your mum inside things and bananas
30:28he um
30:30he always said
30:31that you were someone
30:33who would always do a good tone
30:35me
30:35of course I would
30:37of course he would
30:38for a consideration
30:40sugar in both
30:43tell me Dan's brother eh
30:45I will
30:46ah
30:47what's this
30:48Jimmy
30:52two teas
30:53both with sugar
31:06right
31:09two hundred up front
31:11and the rest
31:12when you've done what I've asked
31:13that sounds
31:15very reasonable
31:17no it's um
31:18it's all very simple
31:21middle page
31:25I want him
31:27oh he's a little geezer isn't he
31:29let me have a look
31:31that's Edna's building to save money as well you know
31:33it's all right
31:34it's all right
31:34I'll see you uh
31:35I'll see you two gentlemen later
31:37then where I said
31:38all right
31:38all right
31:39all right
31:42what you reckon
31:44reckon he's a nipety pet
31:46I don't know
31:47always been watching too much minder
31:50of course on the other end Dad
31:52you do owe mum an awful lot of back maintenance
32:01yes Nigel
32:02Dean
32:03Edward Albert
32:05served corporal
32:06North Africa and Burma
32:07have recent confirmation
32:09our man suffered breakdown
32:10after returning from the latter
32:13oh Harold I dream we should invest in a new vehicle
32:18not on any known list of activists or nutters
32:22one good thing though
32:23Japanese grand tour now successfully concluded
32:27and heading back to town
32:28but
32:29the government's planning a dinner for our overseas guests tonight
32:33so not out of the woods yet
32:35I gotta move
32:41have you any ammunition for that gun there
32:48yes sir can I help you sir
32:50oh
32:51the sort of weapons you got here
32:53yes indeed sir
32:54of course you don't need a license for that one sir
32:56because it doesn't function
32:57oh
32:57on this race
32:58oh
32:58antique weapons is what we mainly specialize in sir
33:02like this asagai
33:04did you have anything specific in mind sir
33:06oh no
33:06Navy cutlasses
33:07cavalry sabers
33:08foils
33:09American Confederate swords
33:10no
33:10Japanese Samurai swords
33:12no
33:29what's that you have got
33:31asagai
33:40what's that you have got
33:43at the going down of the sun.
33:47We shall remember them.
33:57Remember old Ross?
33:59Ah, of course.
34:01Packham.
34:02Harris.
34:03Happy Harris, remember him?
34:05I remember happy.
34:10All of them went in one day, Harold.
34:14All in one day.
34:16But this won't bring them back, Eddie.
34:20I know.
34:22What about my veggies?
34:23Stinking the van out.
34:25I wonder...
34:27I wonder how they feel
34:30knowing that he was here,
34:31now, being whined,
34:33dying and fated.
34:36I wonder how they feel.
34:58Forty years I've waited for this, Harold.
35:04Forty bloody years.
35:06Now I'm going to get him.
35:11You don't care much for official dinners, then, sir?
35:13The same old speeches
35:14while one toys with something
35:16unimaginable in aspect.
35:20It's all vastly overrated, I reckon.
35:24The PM sets quite a store by them, sir.
35:26Icing on the cake
35:26at the end of a good day's work.
35:28I dare say we'll all survive.
35:29I say...
35:30Smashing.
35:31Evening.
35:35I could have worn a posh frock.
35:37Meow.
35:38Ah, Mr. Nakamoto.
35:397.30 for 8, I think you'll say.
35:42Spot on the money, sir.
35:43Car's just outside.
35:46Well, come on, then.
35:49Your lipstick's crooked.
35:54Why, Mrs. Dean, I...
35:55I wasn't sure if I'd catch you.
36:01Well, I suppose I should have mentioned it before,
36:03but it wasn't until I got home I remembered.
36:05Well, he takes them everywhere, you see.
36:08His war stuff.
36:11His medals.
36:12Yes.
36:13But there was something else.
36:16Yes, Nigel.
36:18New information.
36:19Subject has a gun.
36:22Target.
36:23Someone who made him dig the graves
36:24of several of his comrades 40 years ago.
36:26Whatever you do,
36:28don't lose him.
36:33I hope you survive the Venus, Callag.
36:36I'm sure.
36:38Go ahead.
36:40Listen, Fred, imperative.
36:42From now on, stick to our jack.
36:44Will do.
36:45Over.
36:46Well, what does that mean?
36:48Usual mother hen.
36:49Cluck, cluck.
36:50We've got to stay close to our chap.
36:53As if we haven't been doing that all day.
37:00Well, here we are.
37:02Excuse me a second.
37:04Of course.
37:05Arrangement made for cultural dinner.
37:08Cultural dinner?
37:09Absolutely.
37:10But I do not care for official evening,
37:13so if you excuse me,
37:15I'll see your Mrs. Ram.
37:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
37:20So, my number two, Mr. Gind.
37:23Will substitute for me.
37:27After all, one Japanese much like another.
37:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
37:31That's all.
37:32Yeah, that's him.
37:34Are you sure?
37:34Of course.
37:35Japanese, isn't he?
37:39Sayonara.
37:49That's it.
37:51One.
37:59They've nicked the nip.
38:00What?
38:03They've nicked the nip.
38:12Nigel, you're not going to believe this,
38:14but two old guys just nicked your jap.
38:17I suppose it's too much to ask,
38:19but what is happening?
38:42I told you, Eddie,
38:43I want to go home.
38:44Harold, shut up and drive.
38:47There's always whinging in Burma.
38:50You got me down.
38:52Whinging now.
38:54Just stop whinging, Harold.
39:04They'll be here soon.
39:09A lot of your fellow countrymen there.
39:11I found them most pleasant,
39:13most erudite indeed.
39:14Oh, yes, yes.
39:15Of course, as we come along here
39:17through the more leafy parts of London,
39:19we'll soon be approaching
39:20the Albert Memorial,
39:21which is what we're actually going to
39:23stop and see.
39:24I wish you were still in that hospital.
39:27That's what I wish.
39:29Here.
39:47We got him.
39:48Here he is.
39:49We got him.
39:52You rats.
39:54It's the wrong jap.
39:55Where's Nakimoto?
39:56Where's Nakimoto?
39:58Nakimoto?
39:59Nakimoto?
39:59Ah, Nakimoto.
40:03This is Limes.
40:08Scarper.
40:09What a hand.
40:10Ignore him.
40:10Puts him.
40:11Go away.
40:17What a bug who rescued my money.
40:19Don't arrest your luck, mate.
40:25Mit the end?
40:28I'd like you to come with me.
40:34Jap, I said.
40:36I thought you said chap.
40:38Jap, Fred.
40:39Jap.
40:39So where is he?
40:41He had alternative interests.
40:43Not another one.
40:44You stay here with Mr. Yind and Mr. Simmons.
40:47Mr. Yind?
40:49Mr. Yind?
40:51Mr. Yind?
40:52Mr. Yind?
40:53Mr. Yind?
40:56Thank you, Mr. Yind.
40:59Fred.
41:01From now on, it's my responsibility.
41:08Keep your eyes peeled, Aram.
41:13It's around here somewhere.
41:24Yes?
41:25Oh, good evening.
41:27A good friend of mine gave me your address.
41:35Mrs. Ryan, please.
41:37At the top of the stairs.
41:38Oh, thank you.
41:45Look, Ronnie, just tell them he's gone down with Asian flu.
41:49Well, why won't I beri-beri or malaria?
41:53I didn't lose him.
41:55I did not mislay him.
41:58Security lost him.
41:59A Japanese VIP comes to this country to do business with our government
42:02and gets attacked by a Burma war veteran because of our stupidity.
42:09Well?
42:09Well, let's just say, from now on, it's not only his job that's on the line.
42:13Where are you going?
42:14I'm going to bring him back alive.
42:16But Maggie said that we should stay here.
42:18Look, I don't care what Maggie said.
42:19It's not always down to her.
42:21You just keep an eye on these two, okay?
42:24You know, if Fleet Street gets so much as a whiff of this,
42:27I mean, you know how those grubby little hacks like to revel in anything that involves me.
42:32Yes, I had noticed, sir.
42:34Yes, yes, I...
42:34Banana Skin Simmons.
42:37All because I once mixed up Ghana and Guyana.
42:41Oh?
42:42I thought it was because you said
42:44Sellafield was an unfortunate leak?
42:47No, no, no, they quoted me completely out of context.
42:51But there's something so unfair.
42:59I am bound to say that you two young ladies...
43:04You two young ladies are hardly blameless on the matter.
43:35Yes, right at the top of the stairs.
43:37Okay.
43:58Very nice.
44:00I asked for Brunette.
44:02Mr.
44:04Shall I begin?
44:06Who the hell are you?
44:07What do you want?
44:10What is that?
44:12Mr.
44:12Nagy-Moto?
44:31Maggie?
44:32Tess, additional information from Mr.
44:35Yind.
44:35Naky-Moto often ends up at a club called Rochelle's in Myth Street.
44:40Over.
44:40Gotcha.
44:41I don't care what time it is in Tokyo.
44:44Keep trying for me.
44:46Excuse me, madam.
44:47I'd like to ask you a few questions about the establishment you've just been visiting.
44:52I'm in a bit of a hurry, obviously.
44:54I'm not doing one of these before.
44:55Excuse me.
44:56I'll just have to check in.
45:06I'm in a bit of a cup of fun.
45:10Hey, come on.
45:19It's awesome.
45:22I love you.
45:23Awesome!
45:24I'm in it.
45:24I love you.
45:24I love you, too.
45:24I love you, too.
45:25I love you too.
45:26I love you, too.
45:26To find a perfect love
45:28But it's hard
45:32It's so hard
45:34Thought my chance of happiness had gone
45:36Then I met you
45:40Didn't know that love could be so cool
45:46Got a strong love
45:48Long love
45:50That's what we got
45:53Akimoto
45:54I'm gonna love you
45:57Love you
46:13Lady from Massage Parlor
46:15Not exactly love
46:17Well Mr. D
46:18Very unfortunate
46:20He has wasted his journey
46:24He never wasn't
46:26Here he never was
46:28In Bahama
46:32He wasn't even in the war
46:34Imperial war records
46:37Have just confirmed it with our home office
46:39Yes
46:39Explain your friend
46:42Akimoto
46:43Is very common name
46:46In Japan
46:48And his
46:49Christian name
46:51Is Taro
46:53Taro is as common as
46:55Joe in your country
46:59All in all
47:00You've had quite a day
47:01Haven't you Mr. D
47:02What? Then there's Edna
47:05What's she gonna say about that building society money
47:09Apart from that there's me
47:11What about my vegetables
47:14Harrod
47:15Stuff your vegetables
47:1940 years
47:21A long time
47:22To harbour bad memories
47:24It eats away at you
47:26Bad thing
47:27Very possible
47:28So
47:29This Japanese guard you spoke of
47:32Already dead by now
47:35Yeah
47:38Like Pakenham
47:40And uh
47:41Harris
47:42And Ross
47:43All strolled on
47:46What would they think of me now
47:50Fraternizing with the enemy
47:51Not anymore Mr. Dean
47:53Can't be
47:54Oh sir
48:01Can't be
48:03He's not himself you know
48:06He should really be in the hospital
48:10It may have the gun Mr. Dean
48:12What?
48:18There you are
48:27There you are
48:31I've got a dim box for them somewhere
48:41Oh no
48:43Eddie
48:56That's what we got
49:09Oh dear
49:11Simmons will be getting a seat in the cabin for pulling this off
49:14Not if he keeps visiting Mrs. Lam
49:16He won't
49:20Hmm
49:23That's one
49:23That's one
49:45He's right
49:50He's called
49:50That man
49:50And this marathon
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