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00:00Hello, one and all!
00:02Welcome to the episode of Dimension 20 Adventuring Party.
00:04I'm your humble dungeon master,
00:05and welcome to the episode of our Intrepid Heroes.
00:06Say hi, Intrepid Heroes.
00:08Die!
00:08Die!
00:09Dive!
00:10Dive!
00:11What an app!
00:13What a banger of an app!
00:16Oh my god!
00:17Hot happening.
00:17Thick app.
00:18Thick app.
00:20They don't like our plan.
00:22Yeah.
00:22Don't like our plan.
00:24I think they hated everything that we've done so far.
00:26Yeah.
00:26Well, you know, they don't believe in building, right?
00:31They believe in control.
00:32They're just parasites, bloodsuckers.
00:35It was a very, that fucking Levante pop off was-
00:39I was losing my mind.
00:41I didn't think, there's something to play,
00:43having actually played, it is really funny of just like,
00:46so much has happened, right?
00:48Like we, like there's so much, like the sinkhole factor, right?
00:52There's so much mystical stuff that is standing in the way
00:55of us getting to the places that we're trying to go.
00:58So somebody being like, no, no, no.
01:00Just fucking be in charge.
01:02I'm like, no, no.
01:04You don't get to talk to me like that.
01:06You don't get to talk to us like this.
01:07So funny.
01:08I've been in enough, you know, power business meetings
01:11that it's like, no, you don't get to talk down to me.
01:14But it seemed like you guys were almost like,
01:16get me out of here.
01:17Was there a part of you that was like, get me out of here?
01:20Or was there a part of you that was like,
01:21because I was trying to read if your reaction was like,
01:23oh, no, I'll get out of here if you offer me.
01:25Or if it was like, give me.
01:26I think being alive for like 100 years,
01:28I'm trying to like honor the fact that I,
01:31that like we're like doing some ground level,
01:37grassroots organizing for like good society.
01:40And it is true that I've been alive for like 100 years,
01:42being really manipulative and like callous.
01:45Yeah.
01:45But I'm also on SSRIs now, so I do think.
01:49I feel like for Levante.
01:50That's why you tried to steal a cop's guy.
01:51Yeah.
01:52I feel like I wanted part of the character to be a little bit
01:56of like, like in his like kind of stockbroker businessy
02:01aesthetic and background is a little bit like I don't,
02:05I don't subscribe to the like vampire like timeline.
02:11Like the best thing about me is that I remember what it means
02:15to be human and I remember what it means to want things
02:18and I remember what it means to go after things
02:20and to build things, not simply to control things.
02:23And so I think there's something to,
02:26part of the friction in that scene is somebody being like,
02:29act like a vampire and like Levante thinking the thing
02:32that makes me the best vampire is that I don't think like you.
02:35Yeah.
02:36Yeah.
02:36That's a good answer.
02:38There's a, it was really gratifying to see that,
02:42especially the, the, do not call me a nincompoop.
02:45The, it was great because it is, well,
02:47because the, again, the whole thought, right,
02:49is the, everything stems from this idea of nothing changes
02:54and if nothing changes, what are you,
02:56why are you shaking things up?
02:57It will, like, who, if there's already people
03:01that are in control, just sink into and rot that.
03:06You know, like just find the area of control
03:07that there already is and rot into that
03:10and get that moldy and seep into it
03:12and that's the new thing.
03:14And the idea of like, oh no, it's like,
03:17in other words, the thing that was the secret conflict there
03:20was you're trying to do more,
03:23like make perpy into a fucking wonderful place to live
03:27that attracts people and the, the town is flourishing
03:31and people are excited and happy to live here
03:33and there's an urgent care and a library open again.
03:35All this shit is not on the Camarillo's list of tasks
03:39at all, right?
03:41They don't want bus lines.
03:42They don't want the bingo bus.
03:43They don't want the bingo bus.
03:44Or the dingo bus.
03:45Or the dingo bus.
03:46They don't want any bus.
03:47I'll tell you what Ermin Dominescu did want, though,
03:52was.
03:53Ruh-roh.
03:54Ruh-roh was for you to get that deal through.
03:56You owe, you owe her one.
03:57I owe her big time.
03:58Do you owe her one?
03:59You owe her a boon.
04:00Yeah, it's one of my flaws, it's a pre-station debt.
04:07So she was saying that's gotta get sold,
04:09which also, let's talk about this for a second.
04:12It's don't rock the boat to fuck with the sail,
04:15make sure that it gets sold to Beholder
04:16with that land around the trailhead included.
04:20And also, and in addition to that,
04:23it has to get sold to Beholder,
04:24which means that you guys can't buy it for Elysium.
04:28But we already gotta have Elysium.
04:30You got your Lumber Mill.
04:31And they want us to not smear the Whitaker family anymore,
04:36or whatever, right?
04:37Yes, they'd kill the oppo dump on Florian Whitaker.
04:40I don't have any Elysium to them, so.
04:42Yeah, I'm ready to go.
04:45I mean, me neither.
04:45As much as within Leeson, it is like an interesting,
04:48like we can't, if we buck too hard, they'll kill us.
04:53They'll kill us.
04:54They'll kill us.
04:54So we couldn't just straight up be like,
04:56you're stupid, we got this.
04:58Yeah, we gotta play the game.
04:59And helping people get urgent care is so much better.
05:04But yeah, I felt like I wanted to at least be
05:07a little bit tempted by like, wait,
05:08you can just get me out of here?
05:10Yeah.
05:10Like, okay.
05:12It's a lot easier to be just taken out.
05:14Yeah, I think they announced to all of us
05:17that a few of us could be leaving or something.
05:19But I didn't get it direct.
05:21Zayn got offered.
05:22Zayn got offered and so did you close.
05:24He did not.
05:25I got the perfect offer.
05:26I don't know if I actually got offered.
05:27He was just, oh yeah, yeah.
05:28Yeah, Levanti got a different offer.
05:30Vaguely implied.
05:31Yeah, what is the Seneschal?
05:32What is the Seneschal, yeah.
05:33Seneschal is effectively the social sheriff of, of.
05:39Damn, that's a social sheriff?
05:40That sounds like a bad name.
05:41It's like, Austin's the new Rome, baby.
05:42Don't fucking do this to me, man.
05:45It's the prince's right hand.
05:49If the sheriff of a given princedom is the muscle,
05:53the Seneschal is the social muscle.
05:55It's the diplomat.
05:56It's like secretary of state for the prince.
05:58Wining and dining.
05:59The MC.
06:00You should stay here where the big tree
06:02is like feeling very turned on right now.
06:05He's trying to fuck us.
06:05The horny tree is trying to fuck us.
06:07The horny tree wants to have sex with the bear.
06:10The tree has an even bigger tree coming out.
06:12And then Bigfoot is also here, but kind of looks small in comparison to the big tree man.
06:17We have to, we have to talk about H.J.'s adventures.
06:22I had no idea what you were doing.
06:25I still don't have a strong idea of what it was.
06:28I really thought we were all like breaking away because you were saying sitcom energy.
06:32Yeah.
06:32I felt that as well.
06:33I thought it was like a birthday.
06:35And it was like, you run upstairs.
06:37I ran outside.
06:38I thought it would continue.
06:39It was like, I run to the store.
06:41I pop, I grab this like thing out of the-
06:43But what part of that is you run to the station and grab a cop's gun?
06:46Yeah.
06:47What sitcom is that?
06:49I don't know.
06:49What's going to happen?
06:50Two and a half men.
06:51I don't know.
06:52It's-
06:52You guys remember the episode where Andy Griffith walks in and grabs the gun and-
06:57What he tells me is that Beardsley has been watching Bat Child because actually it was
07:02the perfect gift.
07:04Well, you didn't get the gift.
07:05Yeah, I ended up with a big rock that I put a vagina monologue mirror on, but yeah, sure.
07:11I don't know.
07:11The one thing we can't see ourselves in.
07:14When you were like, I want you, you look in the mirror and understand, just fully doing
07:18a vagina monologue.
07:20Is that from vagina monologues?
07:22I did not know that.
07:23I thought it was just like a-
07:25The premise of vagina monologues is like, women don't look at their vagina enough.
07:28You have no idea what's going on down there, so you're using a hand mirror and you just
07:31spend some time.
07:32I'm genuinely so jealous of you for not knowing that.
07:36I thought vagina monologues was just like people going up and doing slam poetry about
07:41their poses.
07:41Well, it is, but then all the poems are about what I was just talking about.
07:44The premise?
07:45This is the premise of, again, when I think of H.J., I think of Daniel Plainview.
07:49I think of fucking Daniel Day-Lewis as Daniel Plainview, full duck face on a bird scooter,
07:55getting riddled with bullets.
07:59Blood.
08:00Firing.
08:01The length turned out perfectly.
08:03The length turned out perfectly.
08:04Because otherwise, you getting shot off of a scooter into a river ended up being perfect
08:12because it's like, you washed away, so you're gone.
08:16You washed away.
08:17Because otherwise, had that exact thing not happened, there would have just been a manhunt
08:21for you.
08:22Yes.
08:22The rest of the episode would have been trying to figure out how to get that until before
08:26you die.
08:26H.J. just can't be here anymore.
08:29Totally.
08:30God, that's so funny.
08:31You gotta shave the hundle, oh my god.
08:33Yeah, the mustache goes away.
08:35I think I have to perm a duck lip, kind of dress a little bit differently.
08:38And then when you saw the picture, you were like, I look back.
08:41Maybe yours shows in the wedding eye.
08:43Balance on the scooter as you're getting shot.
08:46Just getting annihilated on the scooter.
08:50Fleeing a crime on a bird scooter is, I mean, just cops describe it.
08:55What's kind of like a new style?
08:56I think you got to do like a mutton chop.
08:59You could do the buccal, what is it?
09:01The way they get rid of their cheeks, the buccal?
09:03Oh, yeah, yeah, I get that.
09:04Fat removal.
09:05That's gone.
09:05Buy more men clothes, everybody, so.
09:08Oh, sure.
09:10Maybe a little fat removal.
09:12Fat removal, sure, yeah, yeah.
09:14Sure, yeah, yeah.
09:15Maybe a little hulk.
09:16Usually one of those vampire facials where they take blood out of you
09:20and then inject it back into your face or something weird like that.
09:24Really intense.
09:27The gumbaroo fight was deadly, deadly.
09:29Oh my god, scary.
09:30Fucking scary, gumbaroo.
09:32That's a real piece of American folklore.
09:34Like lumberjack folklore, the gumbaroo.
09:36And in it, it's that they are vulnerable to fire and make it?
09:39Yes, and make it.
09:40It's awesome.
09:40They don't ascribe to Pokemon rules.
09:42They don't ascribe to Pokemon rules.
09:44They do not.
09:44They make fire and they are very vulnerable to fire.
09:47Thank god you guys know how to fight these sorts of things.
09:49I know, because.
09:51Yes, I am fully useless to the point where me being there would have made it more dangerous for everybody.
09:56God, I love that so much.
09:58The fucking, the H.J. being, it's like the Jack of the Pines and seeing the light and taking off.
10:03Yes.
10:04As horrifying.
10:05The green light.
10:06The green light.
10:07The Douglases are one of the worst things I've ever made up.
10:09I think the Douglases.
10:09They are nasty.
10:10They are nasty.
10:10I think we've sort of been avoiding them because we know how nasty they are.
10:14Yeah, for sure.
10:15We also love to make a villain whose name we can't say without something crazy happening.
10:19Yeah.
10:20That's right, we had the very end, we had Jack of the Pines.
10:23But the interesting thing is, Batchild said it, but it went for Cody.
10:28I know.
10:29So it can maybe, it knows where we are.
10:32I feel like they've been, that's probably a longer term piece.
10:36There's probably some, yeah, some research to do here.
10:38Maya seemed to know about it.
10:40Are the stones keeping it back in the forest?
10:43Maybe.
10:43I think the stones are part of like some kind of ritual of becoming a werewolf.
10:47Yeah.
10:47Is that how it's not able to like reach it?
10:49Because Cody's pretty close to the edge there.
10:51The rebels in the Jack of the Pines have been enemies since time immemorial.
10:55We all know that.
10:57And to think you guys are having a big meeting of all the magical denizens of Purpy
11:00and not inviting Kelly who sleeps in a hole under someone's hedge.
11:03She doesn't know I'm a vampire.
11:04Also really love the other vampire going, she's not real.
11:07She's not real.
11:08At which point I would.
11:09She lied to you.
11:10What if.
11:11But she did make magic, she did a magical thing.
11:13But the other vampires.
11:14She spun around in gold coins and light.
11:15But the other vampires also.
11:16Which like a magician could do.
11:17Which a magician could do.
11:19Great sleight of hand.
11:19No but she's living in a hedge but she had gold magic charms.
11:22I think you.
11:23I kind of love the idea.
11:24Well she'd be hooked up with just kind of like a girl.
11:26You think like a magician at the magic castle couldn't make charms come out of their sleep.
11:30Of course they could.
11:31Yeah but.
11:31But the vampires also didn't believe in Bigfoot.
11:35Yeah.
11:35That's true too.
11:35Well.
11:36And girls don't do magic.
11:38That's a boy.
11:39Girls do not do magic.
11:42Magic.
11:42Not do magic.
11:43Girls do real magic.
11:44Boys do fake magic with sleight of hand.
11:48There was a real.
11:49There was a.
11:50And then we had these two enormous meetings.
11:54Koshay and Ermin.
11:55We had a little Koshay heart to heart with Zaith.
11:57Wow.
11:58And it is true.
11:59Yeah.
11:59Getting his stuff together.
12:00Yeah.
12:01We're figuring it out.
12:03Dialed in.
12:04We might finally pause high school.
12:05There you go.
12:06Dialed in.
12:07The GED was a cool part that you added to your character.
12:10And then you guys.
12:10The character's working on his GED.
12:13That's so cool.
12:13And then you guys went with Maya and Cody to smoke weed in front of a giant picture of
12:19Richard Nixon outside of a weird Cold War laboratory.
12:21That's what I'm gonna do tonight.
12:22That's what I'm gonna do tonight.
12:23There it is.
12:24I'm leaving from this warehouse and going to another one.
12:27Oh yeah brother.
12:28What did you guys.
12:29In terms of walking away from the meetings with these various.
12:33It's hard to call Maya and Cody a faction.
12:36I don't know if two people creates a faction.
12:38Well it seems like it.
12:39We haven't met this.
12:40Well I mean.
12:41I've never had any allegiance to the vampires.
12:44Yeah.
12:44I think I was just like.
12:46It is that sort of thing of assuming that.
12:50Assuming their level of power in this sort of system.
12:55And feeling like.
12:57Well we ought.
12:59That's a brick wall we're up against.
13:00But maybe it's not.
13:02Maybe we can.
13:03Yeah.
13:05Smash through that.
13:06Yeah.
13:07Totally.
13:07The power that it gave both of you.
13:10Like getting temp.
13:11Temp disciplines.
13:13All your hunger gone.
13:14And the shit that's gonna suck to try to get rid of at the start of every day.
13:19Yeah.
13:19Yeah.
13:20Cody fucking King Chiller was very down to help you guys.
13:24Yeah.
13:24So this is like Jawbone's origin story?
13:26This is Jawbone's origin story.
13:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:28For sure.
13:29That's great.
13:30No, I think Jawbone is way less chill than Cody.
13:33Jawbone's very excitable.
13:35Cody hasn't seen enough yet though.
13:37Cody hasn't seen enough.
13:37This is the beginning of his life.
13:40Then he goes off, joins that biker gang.
13:43No, but it's very cool.
13:44But I did like that you guys caught his whole deal was gotta stay calm for werewolfing out specifically.
13:51Yeah.
13:51Sure.
13:53Wow.
13:54You know, it's hard when we just had such a nice meeting with them and such a bad meeting with
13:58the vampires.
13:59Yeah, it really was tough.
14:00Such a bad vampire.
14:01They were really weak to us.
14:02Clarifies.
14:02We've been trying really hard.
14:04Yeah.
14:05It's hard.
14:05I'm like, I don't really, like those vampires will just come kill us.
14:10I like.
14:10So we do have to be careful.
14:11What of this would we choose to do for ourselves?
14:14Like really just one.
14:15Nancy Danderhoof of Pulitzer.
14:16Nancy Danderhoof of Pulitzer.
14:17Nancy and then embrace the mortal mages and then destroy.
14:20We should make our own 13 tasks.
14:23Take care.
14:23Take care of any fae ghosts and demons.
14:26I like the idea of taking care of the ghosts.
14:28We got rid of the ghosts.
14:30Set up a college fund.
14:31I fucked the leprechaun so we just have demons to go.
14:34Yeah.
14:34Oh and then like maybe the owl was the demon.
14:37Was a demon maybe?
14:38Owl could have been a demon.
14:39Oh.
14:39I mean I'm eager to command the flow of money and master the engines of the tree.
14:43And we've planted the seeds.
14:44We need to be doing those things.
14:45We can make our own but then add dingo bus line.
14:48Yeah.
14:49Add, uh, cut off the big tree's dick.
14:53For Christmas next year then we have another Christmas tree.
14:57And we'd have to spend $18,000 on it.
15:00We make it look like there's a giant one of the fire bears but inside is a wood chipper.
15:08And when he goes to fuck the fire bear it's a wood chipper.
15:13Make eye contact with me.
15:15It's like a Trojan bear.
15:17You wanna make a gumberoo shaped wood chipper so that Jack of the Pines arrives at the gumberoo, says I'm
15:23here to fuck you like we talked again.
15:25So we're making a real doll for the Jack of the Pines.
15:29So upsetting.
15:30So upsetting.
15:30And then he puts his dick inside of the can.
15:33Gumberoo wood chipper screams it out of the can.
15:39When we come back to the next episode I guess we'll start with, we'll have the continuation.
15:42You're gonna be at Austin?
15:44Yeah I'll be Austin.
15:45Yeah you already got it.
15:45I'm gonna be wearing a cowboy hat and just doing separate scenes.
15:50Oh my god.
15:51That's just me hanging out at craft breweries.
15:53It's fine.
15:54I think you could really explore that option and I think you would end up feeling hollow for it.
16:00So I'm down for you to try it.
16:02Don't do it Vespa.
16:03Oh yeah we just do two episodes of me and Austin.
16:06It's like when the actor just has a different schedule.
16:09Yeah exactly.
16:10So they have to go off and do the golden bachelor for a couple of episodes.
16:13That's how confident I am in our perpy relationship.
16:16Yeah actually yeah you'd miss it.
16:18Let's do it.
16:18Me and Brendan will do a couple of one on one episodes.
16:21That's just Levante and Austin.
16:23Empty table you too.
16:24Empty table we don't even bring in.
16:26Us just in cowboy hats you know.
16:28Just solving vampire social problems in Austin.
16:31Yeah exactly.
16:32Just being like ah somebody else got eaten at mothership.
16:37Joe!
16:38And no one had their phones.
16:39And no one had their phones.
16:42Yeah it's very well I mean scale of one to ten.
16:46How tempting is that?
16:47Eight.
16:48Eight.
16:49Nine.
16:50Nine.
16:50Yeah.
16:51What are you talking about?
16:51I've been doing it.
16:52Don't touch me Zach.
16:54Don't.
16:55Oh shit.
16:56Oh no.
16:58Because Levante does have to you know like.
17:02Levante does have to keep talking.
17:04Zach come on.
17:05Undress me.
17:07Oh.
17:08Woo!
17:10Please stop talking.
17:11What's up?
17:12Hey.
17:12What's up man?
17:13There's a little hole under your outfit.
17:15Let me put this in your little hole.
17:19Because.
17:19What's up man?
17:20Because the.
17:21Because the.
17:22There is a certain degree of.
17:26There's a certain degree of.
17:31Sorry.
17:32There's a certain degree of.
17:33Like looking at.
17:35That temptation there.
17:36And having to think.
17:37Carefully.
17:38Like.
17:38You know.
17:39How much stuff did Levante.
17:40Like.
17:41Levante didn't get.
17:42Shot by a bunch of.
17:43Like.
17:43Squad cars.
17:44On a bird scooter.
17:45Levante didn't get a.
17:47Didn't like.
17:48Behead some people.
17:49He didn't.
17:49You know like.
17:50And he's sort of like.
17:51I don't know.
17:52There's like doing some clean up out here.
17:53And maybe it'd be nice.
17:55To squirrel away off in Austin.
17:56Maybe it'd be sick.
17:58To just go.
17:59Work part time.
18:00At the Outer Ridge.
18:02Skate shop in San Diego.
18:04And just fucking.
18:06Chill.
18:07You know.
18:07Totally.
18:08Or maybe you stay.
18:09Maybe you stay.
18:10And your dog's the mayor.
18:11And you never leave.
18:13You know.
18:14Me and Patty are gonna have.
18:15A heart to heart next episode.
18:16That's what.
18:16That's what's happening.
18:18I'm walking straight into that kid's house.
18:20Sitting on his couch.
18:20Being like.
18:21What are we doing man?
18:22What are we doing with our lives?
18:26Do we just.
18:27We spent our whole lives running?
18:30I love it.
18:31Yeah.
18:31I totally forgot about Patty Babcock.
18:33At the Outer Ridge skate shop.
18:34The fact that you've forgotten is crazy.
18:36Because I have.
18:37You wrote it down.
18:37I remember.
18:39Second plan.
18:40For.
18:41That was gonna involve us.
18:42Starting a corporation.
18:44That's called Skate Free Purpee.
18:46Oh.
18:46That is about.
18:48Centering.
18:49Purpee.
18:49As the home of indie skate.
18:51In all of America.
18:52Oh.
18:52And then we were gonna have.
18:54A sponsored event.
18:55Where we were gonna have.
18:56Outer Ridge.
18:57We were gonna invite all the biggest names.
18:59And if you skate.
18:59Don't say we were gonna.
19:00It's all happening.
19:01It's happening next.
19:02There it is.
19:02Next episode.
19:03Night Skate.
19:04Skate Free Purpee dude.
19:05Yeah.
19:05Huge skate park.
19:06I will bring up that Skate Free does sound like.
19:09There are no skates.
19:10In Purpee.
19:11No.
19:12Skate Free.
19:13Skateless.
19:14Free.
19:14Free.
19:14Free.
19:14Free.
19:14Free.
19:15Free.
19:15Some corporations.
19:16You know it.
19:17You know it.
19:19You know it.
19:20Let me tell you what makes skating a little bit easier.
19:22It's her.
19:23And him.
19:25And her.
19:27That was a solid one.
19:30You know it.
19:31You know it.
19:32You know it.
19:34Yeah, true.
19:35Well, we'll see.
19:36When we come back, I guess we'll continue.
19:38Maya and Cody are still around talking to you guys about, there's still more for them in terms of like,
19:45they clearly are very grateful that you guys are here trying to help the town.
19:51A little bit bewildered.
19:55A little bit bewildered.
19:55What happened?
19:56Sorry.
19:57A little bit bewildered.
19:59No, it's okay.
20:00Sometimes, sometimes, I just talk about the story and Allie can't.
20:03No.
20:05Hey.
20:06Hey.
20:07Easy.
20:09Easy.
20:09Easy.
20:11Easy.
20:11Easy.
20:12Easy.
20:13Just under the table.
20:17Like, kind of looking at it.
20:20Hey, if you email that to yourself, you'll be able to.
20:23Brennan's not happy about it.
20:24Brennan doesn't think it's funny.
20:25I'm not happy about it?
20:26What do you mean I'm not happy about it?
20:27Look at you.
20:28I was trying to see if I could find one of him smiling.
20:30You think I'm unhappy about this?
20:33Yeah.
20:34Oh.
20:35No.
20:36Smiling.
20:37Richard makes it courtesy of Lorekeeper Skysmith.
20:39Look, he's so happy.
20:41Dead eyes.
20:42It's really upsetting.
20:43You looked insane because you were like,
20:45I think waiting for the right moment to interject.
20:49Totally, you just looked over.
20:50But we're just holding at the ready.
20:52And it just looked like you were secretly-
20:55I was like, maker, and you too, Murph,
20:56you're also-
20:57No, that's not real.
20:59Should we get shirts?
21:00Someone stretch that face.
21:01I think so.
21:02So you know, this is a good one.
21:03Lulu has a good one.
21:04I think it's fake.
21:04This one feels fake.
21:05I'm not smiling.
21:07I'm not smiling.
21:08You can't prove that I'm smiling.
21:10You wanna see Nixon's resignation lunch?
21:14What is it, a pancake?
21:15Oh, he always had a-
21:16It's a ring of pineapple with a tiny scoop
21:18of cottage cheese and a large glass of milk.
21:21That's probably what the lumber mill smelled like.
21:22On a silver tray.
21:24God damn.
21:26That's what he's smiling about.
21:27You see that picture?
21:28That's what he's smiling about.
21:29Yeah, he's looking down going,
21:31Well, when we return,
21:33you have some dark deeds have been put before you
21:36by the Camarilla.
21:37Madelaine has a lot to think about.
21:38Ooh, EVP.
21:39Empty.
21:40Thank God you have principles.
21:43Thank God you have principles.
21:45Thank God you have principles.
21:45And thank God Levante and Madelaine
21:47both have principles.
21:49Bat Child and Darkness Man have tasted the vitae
21:52of a lupine, and it tasted good.
21:55Okay, I have to say,
21:56I didn't want to make it obvious in the moment.
21:59I think that was the most erotic moment
22:01of the act.
22:01That she's ever had.
22:02When you took his shirt off,
22:03and you both, it felt like you were both
22:05gonna like lean in by his neck.
22:07Now that's the most sexual episode.
22:10That's the most sexual episode yet.
22:13I don't want him to know that this is erotic for me,
22:16because I do actually need this.
22:17It's the little superhero.
22:18But secretly, I was like, happy birthday to me.
22:23Happy birthday.
22:24He's like, I gotta take my T-shirt.
22:25What's also funny is he got teleported out of there
22:27in wolf form, so he is naked wherever he is.
22:29His clothes are all on the ground.
22:31He's just like, ooh.
22:31You gotta find him, Bat Child's gotta find him.
22:34She's always naked, he's out of my league.
22:38And then Zaith, it's tough,
22:42because your sire, he likes you, man.
22:44But he has a different vision
22:46for what your life should be like.
22:47I mean, maybe we can convince him
22:48to be cool about it.
22:50Yeah.
22:51Right?
22:52Maybe.
22:53I thought he seems kind of proud of you.
22:55For sure?
22:55We got it together.
22:57We got it together.
22:58I think he has a song spot for you.
22:59He went along with the birthday gift.
23:00He clearly loves you.
23:02He gave me a stolen dad.
23:03I love that you called him your dad.
23:05Yeah.
23:05Sort of my dad.
23:06Intimate.
23:07My dad.
23:08My freaking dad.
23:10And HJ, there's now a wanted poster
23:12for your duck face version of this one.
23:14Oh, that one's wanted.
23:16That one's wanted.
23:16Oh, so I don't have to follow that lifestyle.
23:18Okay, that's good.
23:20So I can be normal.
23:21Still maybe consider it.
23:22You can be normal, but whenever you-
23:23I'm still gonna get the buccal fact.
23:27That's all for this episode of Adventuring Party.
23:29We'll see you all next week on another episode
23:31of Dimension 20, City Council of Darkness.
23:32See you in the dark.
23:34See you.
23:34Last time I saw the vagina monologues,
23:36I was so drunk, and I was just screaming happy fact
23:40over and over again.
23:42You've seen it multiple times?
23:43I've never even seen it.
23:44I've seen it like three or four times,
23:45and the last time I saw it, I was so drunk.
23:47You were really?
23:48I blasted at the vagina.
23:49They only happened like on college campuses.
23:51Damn right they did.
23:52Okay, okay.
23:53I was like, what were you saying?
23:54You went back to a college campus,
23:56got super drunk?
23:56No, it was when I was in college, and my friends-
23:59You were screaming happy fact?
24:00Well, so there's some darker themes,
24:02so that throughout the show you can yell happy fact,
24:05and a woman will come out and tell you
24:07a happy fact about vaginas.
24:08She only has one, and it's that there are a bunch
24:10of nerve endings in the clitoris.
24:12So, about the sixth time she came out,
24:16I made that woman come out like seven or eight times.
24:20And she went, still, the clitoris has a lot
24:22of nerve endings, sir.
24:23So you're heckled at the vagina monologues.
24:26I have heckled at the vagina monologues to the point
24:29where I impacted the show, and also a plain white
24:31tease concert.
24:32I demanded the drummer come out and sing,
24:34Hey there, Delilah, and he did.
24:37How did you articulate that?
24:40His name, I knew his name, and I would just scream it
24:42over and over again in the silence,
24:45to the point where, when the guy, whoever his name is,
24:48came out and was like, I think that I should bring
24:49the drummer out here to help me.
24:51And I went, I lost my fucking mind,
24:53and then he did come out and they sang it together.
24:54It was fucking, I was menace.