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00:00Hello, one and all!
00:01Welcome to the rest of the Lenggan Adventuring Party.
00:04I'm your humble dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
00:05With me as always are our intrepid heroes.
00:07Say hi, intrepid heroes!
00:08Die, intrepid heroes!
00:11Oh, gang.
00:13Wow, this was so special.
00:14Welcome to Purpy.
00:15Welcome to Purpy.
00:17Oh my god.
00:18How are we feeling about-
00:18Did you break yours?
00:19Lou broke his, Lou broke his!
00:21Don't look at me!
00:23Don't look at me!
00:24Guys, don't tell-
00:25Lou was the first to break it!
00:26Oh my god, no!
00:27Oh, no, the big hand?
00:28Oh, what?
00:29That was really?
00:30That was beautiful.
00:30Wow, I'm being rewarded.
00:32I broke mine too!
00:33There's really been a scene in Spirited Away
00:35where she helps the ones so it's bright
00:37and they all start going, carry our rocks!
00:39Carry our rocks!
00:40Exactly.
00:42What do we think of Purpy, gang?
00:43The reveal that it was a Saturday is so funny.
00:46It's so funny.
00:47The reveal that it was Saturday.
00:48Perfect.
00:49Just brutal.
00:50Just so fucking brutal.
00:52It's like, devastating.
00:54It was great because I think in the beginning
00:56I thought like, oh, maybe we should find out
00:58what day it is, but I'm glad that no one asked.
01:00Yeah.
01:01I do think I thought it was like a Sunday.
01:03Oh, like a Sunday or a Monday.
01:05No, totally.
01:05For like strategy reasons, right?
01:08It's like, oh, well, what day is it?
01:09And we'll go look at stuff based on that.
01:11I was thinking your guys' party in San Francisco
01:14was on a Friday.
01:15You know what I mean?
01:16Yeah, that makes sense.
01:17It was probably a multi-day thing, you know?
01:18Yeah, for sure.
01:20First day's the party, second day's the celebration
01:21that we're the new Elysium.
01:22Yeah, we had so much more fun.
01:25Oh God, such big plans.
01:27I loved this breakout.
01:29We booked so many strippers.
01:30So what happened is, this was a chunky episode.
01:32You guys met your herd, which is the Camarilla term for-
01:37And I hate them all.
01:38So I wanted to-
01:40I didn't write down any of their names.
01:42I wanted to create a group of people that's like,
01:44who takes this deal?
01:46You know, like who takes this deal, who's up to this,
01:50and how do I provide you guys the benefit of a herd
01:53while subtly, almost like prompting to depart the nest
01:57of like, get rid of these guys.
01:59You know, like, this is your starter pack.
02:01Like, don't dwell on this.
02:03Ethel's not going anywhere.
02:05No, Ethel's not going anywhere.
02:06Ethel, we're keeping Ethel.
02:07I want to hear all her stories.
02:07Ethel's going to run for mayor.
02:09Ethel's going to be a big old people type.
02:10I think we need to make a documentary about Ethel.
02:13I think that's huge.
02:14She was there.
02:15I think we run a full smear campaign on the dog.
02:18On the dog.
02:18Oh my God, that dog is a fucking werewolf.
02:21So my thought is, we should get a different dog
02:24to run against the dog.
02:26Oh my God, one of our dogs.
02:27Wait, you can shapeshift.
02:29I become a dog.
02:31Can you become a dog?
02:32I would become the ugliest dog you've ever seen.
02:34I think I can just move my bones and skin.
02:36I would be kind of like a naked dog.
02:38Ha ha, like a human dog?
02:40Nothing goes away or gets added.
02:42It's just whatever I am put into a dog.
02:44War project?
02:46Yeah.
02:46Horrible.
02:47I think we should try.
02:50I think we should try.
02:52I do think, yes, it's not, we don't actually have a dog,
02:54but I think we have pictures of your dog face.
02:57Yeah, you make your face look like a dog.
03:00Great, it's just, it's just, it's just how.
03:04It's like mid, a werewolf in London transformation.
03:08Yeah, I really loved the, I was so, I was, so for everyone at home, first of all, this is
03:16like a fun attempt at really a sandboxier season of the game.
03:21We're really, it's like, we, I have to shout out to some amazing, some amazing artisans here.
03:27First of all, for our neutral board, Alison Gondek, Aaron Bothman, Amber Padgett, Morita Keshta, Jocelyn Favella, Ryder Junigan, Nathan
03:35Brown, Tyra Russo, Margaret Parker, Shane Hennessey, Jamie Fannikam, Pete Hurst, and Yushi Dai.
03:41Incredible work on the neutral board to really, like, create this town here, and these, which really was going to
03:48be like, like, okay, the camera really gives you a mission, take over Purpy, let's make Purpy.
03:55Also, give a huge shout out to Skye Smith and Maisie Veselak for a lot of incredible narrative design work.
04:03Our awesome game design people, too, we had, which we'll get, well, actually, I'll save it because we're going to
04:07get into some game design stuff later.
04:10But just in terms of, like, being like, yeah, the adventure is make Purpy.
04:14So I have this huge list of, like, when stuff's open and closed, which for vampires are really fucking important.
04:21Because the idea of you guys as vampires being like, we wake up at, like, 8.30 or 9 p
04:29.m., and this town is done three hours later.
04:33And then we've got...
04:34What if it's bustling during the day, though?
04:36Like, what if it's beautiful during the day?
04:38It's just a bunch of really morning people.
04:39There's, like, so many people hiking.
04:41Everybody wakes up at, like, 6 a.m. to go for a hike.
04:44I mean, we haven't really been to Main Street yet.
04:46There might be something that's open.
04:48Yeah, we really haven't seen a lot of the town.
04:49We have a couple options with the diner and truckaroo.
04:53Yes.
04:54Diner and truckaroo.
04:55The truckaroo is the only 24-hour place in town.
04:57But the truckaroo, though, that's not getting people who are going to invest in the community because they're just passing
05:01through.
05:02Yeah, yeah.
05:02They might invest in the, you know, station that they stop at.
05:05I mean, just for us, literally, to, like, get food.
05:08Yes.
05:08Us to get a chimichanga and take a shower for four quarters.
05:11Uh-huh.
05:14This, the breakouts were so fun to me.
05:16First of all, God, Darkness Man and Bat Child.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:20And how fucking fast Murph was on This Guy Sucks.
05:23A guy I invented because you failed an athletics role and your feet went through a roof.
05:28And you were like, wait, this is the guy.
05:30Oh, but then he also tried to, like, it was really close to killing whoever it was, just throwing out
05:36all these cornflakes.
05:37Yeah, that was so funny.
05:38Yeah, honestly, Darkness Man is, well, being like, this is actually kind of wasteful when you think about it.
05:43That's so funny.
05:44Yeah.
05:45It was just the, it was the tone.
05:47It was the tone.
05:48He was just like, why does his wife have to set the squirrel track?
05:51You set the man?
05:52You set the.
05:53He called her a cow.
05:55He just got worse.
05:56It was over, dude.
05:58He could have saved himself.
05:59He was exactly the guy from Men in Black.
06:02Yeah.
06:02That's turned into the.
06:03Yes.
06:04The sugar water guy.
06:05That's not as much.
06:07That's so funny.
06:08And now we're, like, super invested in Beth's love life.
06:11Yeah, totally.
06:12Rory got a freaky text from Beth.
06:16And what did he do?
06:16He went to Mike's.
06:18And he fucking, he and his wife were in the bathroom making love.
06:21Totally.
06:21Save that marriage.
06:23They were on the rocks.
06:24Rory got a text from Beth.
06:25Like, they were, something was on the side?
06:28Like, they were.
06:29They're neighbors.
06:29Here's the thing.
06:30These are our next door neighbors.
06:31These are next door neighbors.
06:32These are next door neighbors.
06:34Here's the thing is.
06:35So our next door neighbors.
06:37Flirting.
06:37Oh, is there a situation happening?
06:40Rory and Beth both, like, not enjoying their relationships.
06:43You gotta kill Rory.
06:43Gotta kill Rory.
06:44Oh, no, you gotta kill Miranda.
06:46No, I think, we haven't explored.
06:47There's going to be a lot of other sexy scenes.
06:48Well, I think the one you're also realizing, too, is in a town of 18,000 people,
06:52a murder.
06:53A murder?
06:55There's no evidence.
06:56There's no body.
06:57There's no evidence.
06:58There's no evidence.
06:58There's just too big, huge hole in the roof.
07:01Nobody.
07:02Fuck.
07:04The footholds, I bashed through at the end.
07:06We use this for our campaigns.
07:08Oh, if you don't think we are driving this dog into the ground over the fact that he is
07:15allowing rampant murder in this town.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:18The murders are stacking up.
07:20Each day, there's, like, a few new murders.
07:22And where's the dog?
07:25Get this to be a real guard dog.
07:28Someone who will actually stand at the door for me.
07:31It's just, like, a scary-ass dog.
07:32Sperry is looking drooping high.
07:34This town needs a scary dog.
07:37This town needs a real watchdog.
07:39We found this dog on the side of the highway.
07:41He's very traumatized.
07:43Well, I love that...
07:44Doesn't sleep.
07:45We had our...
07:46No pets.
07:46It was, like, three very different versions of, like, the vampiric breakout, I think, of,
07:52like, we had the, like, police...
07:54Like, you guys didn't have any idea how close you were to the police precinct.
07:56Which is funny to find this, too, is, like, the town's so developed that I'm, like, oh,
07:59shit, they don't know that they're going in the direction of the police precinct.
08:01Yeah, yeah.
08:02That's true.
08:03And the...
08:04But then, on top of that, this, like...
08:06It's so funny, Siobhan, to just be, like, I go to the first house I can fucking find
08:10with the lights on, and it works amazingly.
08:12Immediately.
08:13It works amazingly.
08:13It works amazingly.
08:15People are friendly, if you're hot, and...
08:18Kind of straight up.
08:20Kind of straight up.
08:21It is the vampire archetype you're playing.
08:23You're the siren.
08:24It's literally, like, help, I'm so small.
08:26I need heads.
08:26Oh, my God, I'm so small, but beautiful.
08:28I'm so small, but beautiful.
08:29And this shirtless man is with me.
08:31I don't even remember why I came up.
08:34I said I found a siren.
08:35You just have siren and ran up, and you guys got a ride in a car right away.
08:40Immediately.
08:41Immediately.
08:41More with, like, two, like, 30- and 40-year-olds being like, fuck, there's no Lime Scooter.
08:46Yeah, I mean, I understand bailing immediately.
08:50It feels like a solid plan to bail on.
08:52Yeah.
08:52Two guys in suits with fake cigars walking down the street.
08:54Yeah, yeah, we're, like, lighting up cigars that will just sit in our mouth.
08:58You found this couple, like, they took you to the university, and then you're like, where do the kids go?
09:02And it's like, we go to Mike's, and then you see the fucking, chiffon, that's fucking, when the skipping the
09:08lip, the fucking hole you fell into is so funny.
09:10I mean, I also, my stepdad taught at Williams College for a couple of years, and going there in the
09:16summer, when there's no students there, and there's one bar, and I'm not 21, but I have been able to
09:23drink in England, because I'm over 18.
09:26Yeah.
09:28It truly was like, oh, I'm dying.
09:30Oh, my God.
09:31I am dying here.
09:33We went, me and Iz stayed at a place, we were in Ireland, in Donegal, in the north of Ireland,
09:37where we went because of the natural, there was a place that had a beautiful, the place to stay that
09:43had a beautiful view of this lake.
09:44But we didn't look into anything else about the town, and man, there wasn't a goddamn thing to do.
09:49And we were walking down the street, just like, this place is open, maybe they have food?
09:54And we're walking, and there was this young Irish girl who was smoking on the step of an apartment, and
10:00it was the only human, and it was like 9.30 p.m., and we're walking through, and she looks
10:04up at this blonde girl, and looks up at us, and sees us walking, and just from seeing a young
10:09couple walking in the street, she goes, what are you doing here?
10:13What are you doing here?
10:15And to us, it's the first thing she said, she didn't say hi, and we're like, oh, we're looking for
10:19food.
10:19And then she said, no, in the town.
10:21Like, what are you, are you visiting?
10:23And like, Clockus is visiting, Clockus is from out of town, like, it gets crazy, small towns can be crazy.
10:30Of the, um, but I love going to Mike's and getting the singing to happen, and.
10:35My one regret of the episode is not asking if I could use larceny hot wiring on the jukebox.
10:42On the, oh, fuck.
10:44I'm telling you, I could actually really, I would have such a good role.
10:48Oh, yeah.
10:49If you want it out to me, I'll be able to do that.
10:51Yes.
10:52Oh, yeah, we can fix this place up.
10:53I think we should buy Mike's.
10:55I, I.
10:55Hey.
10:56I don't think we have a better option.
10:57Use your money.
10:58Use your money, Countess.
11:00If you think we should buy Mike's, why don't you use your funds?
11:03I think we should use our money.
11:05Our money, fantastic.
11:07You guys also, there's also a fun thing here.
11:11Well, I love, so I love the premonition as well, that we have this.
11:14It's just, it's just this forever.
11:16It's just fun to be seeing people's builds in this, in this, in this game.
11:21And we had, we had our H.J. and Levante walking, just walking down the street.
11:27I loved that.
11:28There was such, there was so clean, Lou, where I was just like, you see, there's two senior centers and
11:33a third one's being built.
11:34And you immediately got the, the like, oh, this is a graying town.
11:38The idea that you could have three, your centers all next to each other and everyone's like, this is good
11:44business.
11:44It's like, oh, shit.
11:48This isn't short-sighted at all.
11:50Yeah, exactly.
11:50The vibe of like, these guys have known each other for such a long time.
11:54And there's almost like a folie de situation where you're just egging each other on.
11:59And it's like, I think these guys make each other better.
12:02I think they think they make each other better.
12:04I don't know if this is good necessarily.
12:07I really like, I really like, name a number between 97.
12:11By the end of this law.
12:13It characterizes that character so much for you to pick 97.
12:1797.
12:18When you're asked to give a number out of 100.
12:18Did you know what you were even being asked about?
12:21That's so funny.
12:22Yeah, there it is.
12:23Hey, do both of our names kind of rhyme?
12:27Levante, Worthy, H.J. Wing Street.
12:30Well, it's Worthy and Wing Street, Levante, H.J.
12:33Yeah, H.J. and Levante.
12:35It is, and he was like, it's a law office.
12:37I was like, oh, that's a solid law office name.
12:40Wing Street, Worthy and Wing Street.
12:42It's good.
12:43Tanny's at law.
12:43It's good.
12:44But it was like a fun,
12:44I thought it was like a really fun lore moment
12:47to meet Willie and to be like.
12:49Yeah.
12:50Because I think there were a lot of,
12:51I think there was a part of me that was like,
12:53is it just going to be that Levante is reading
12:56the Wikipedia page for Perpy?
12:59But I thought that like meeting an old man
13:02with a farm outside of town
13:03who's here to visit a friend
13:05and like gives us just a quick,
13:08just a quick view into the heart
13:10of what's going on in this town.
13:12It's so good.
13:12I thought it was really like,
13:14it really primed.
13:16Like I think what everyone,
13:17like the colors and shades
13:19we were already seeing from the other scenes,
13:21it's like somebody actually giving voice
13:22to why is that?
13:23And it was really crazy too
13:25because I picked that NPC for that,
13:27for being an NPC that I'm like,
13:29oh, this is a guy who hates Meter
13:31and hates what the town has done with its parking.
13:33That it's like,
13:34and this is,
13:35I mean,
13:35I made him an old guy.
13:37I'm in my 30s
13:38and the amount of apps
13:41for charge,
13:42just charging an electric car
13:44and what you have to do
13:45and the information you have to give
13:47and how you have to upload your payment
13:49and the payment details they ask for,
13:52it really makes me want to rip,
13:54like go like,
13:55don't fucking do this!
13:57Make this easier!
13:58Like,
13:59just put a payment thing
14:00and I'll put a credit card
14:01in like a fucking gas station!
14:02Yes.
14:03Like,
14:04it really makes you feel crazy,
14:06it makes you want to hurt tech people.
14:09Totally.
14:09It makes you want to be like,
14:10stop doing this to us.
14:12But then you're sitting there,
14:13you're there for two hours
14:14in the Tesla Diner
14:15and you're like,
14:17you're eating stuff.
14:18It's the best grilled cheese
14:19I've ever had!
14:21It's just so upset
14:21as you're sitting there,
14:23I know,
14:23I'm sure,
14:23weekly in the Tesla Diner,
14:25Brent.
14:26Yeah, exactly.
14:27You have a lot of nostalgia
14:28for the Tesla Diner.
14:30Hey, I love it.
14:30You're just chatting it up
14:32with the titty robots
14:32serving you popcorn
14:34at the Tesla Diner.
14:35Do they really have titty robots?
14:37I don't know, dude.
14:39My mind might be,
14:41I might be feeling
14:42in blanks that aren't there.
14:43They definitely do have robots.
14:45Hold on.
14:46Save me one of them
14:47titty robots.
14:47Get the titty robots ready!
14:50Elon Musk,
14:51you dirty dog.
14:53You dirty dog.
14:55It's crazy.
14:58So the fact that you guys
15:00level with him,
15:01and Willie is based on
15:02older dudes
15:03from the Hudson Valley
15:05that I know specifically,
15:06where you're like,
15:07oh, you've picked
15:08the perfect man
15:09to invest in.
15:10A guy who will talk
15:12for hours.
15:13This is almost,
15:15like a shout out
15:15to my pop,
15:16Richmond Johnston,
15:17who is literally like,
15:19where were you, man?
15:20He's like,
15:21someone wanted to know
15:22about the history
15:23of New Paltz or whatever.
15:24And you're like,
15:25yeah, man.
15:26We'll just be there
15:26being like,
15:27oh, yeah,
15:27here's what's going on
15:28in the town.
15:28I needed to tell him
15:29about the massacre
15:29of 1876.
15:31Yeah.
15:31Or being like,
15:32well, that,
15:32okay,
15:32so that,
15:33Bill,
15:33the couple that lives
15:34there now,
15:35they bought it
15:35from a guy
15:36that I was in
15:36a dance company with.
15:37Oh, my God.
15:38You know,
15:39like,
15:39just like every
15:41generational secret
15:42of the town
15:42and this great
15:43oblivion role
15:44at the end
15:45of finding the...
15:46What happened
15:47to the mine?
15:48Yes,
15:48for Michigan J-Frog.
15:49Well, because Willie
15:50had also mentioned
15:51the mine,
15:51the silver something mine.
15:53So there's old people
15:54and some young people,
15:56there's not that many
15:57middle-aged people.
15:59So it's a state university,
16:01right?
16:01So it's like,
16:02there's college kids,
16:03but they're transient
16:04or they don't feel like
16:05that,
16:05you know what I mean?
16:06Right,
16:06and the locals are also
16:07moving away.
16:08Yeah.
16:09Because there's no jobs,
16:10right?
16:11What work is there to do here?
16:12Well, we'll find out.
16:12There's like plants
16:13and stuff like that.
16:15I have a vampire question,
16:17which maybe we should ask
16:19in the real show.
16:23But silver is just werewolves,
16:26right?
16:26Silver is just werewolves.
16:27Vampires are finders.
16:28Some vampires have a
16:28folkloric bane
16:30where it also hurts them,
16:31but it's not common.
16:32Great.
16:34But, yes,
16:35silver,
16:35you would know that
16:36silver has a connection
16:37to lupines,
16:38has a connection
16:38to werewolves.
16:39Great.
16:40Shutting it down.
16:41And also,
16:42I'll say too,
16:43werewolves typically
16:44aren't a problem
16:45for vampires,
16:46mostly because they live
16:46in huge urban centers.
16:48You are very much
16:50in werewolf country.
16:51Like,
16:51being in a town like Perpee
16:53where you're much more
16:54in the wilderness.
16:54The dog's a mare.
16:56Yeah,
16:56we're in the Pacific.
16:57Sasquatch is like right there.
16:59Sasquatch,
16:59you can see him,
17:00he's walking.
17:01Yeah.
17:01He's up there.
17:02He's up there.
17:03What's that little red light?
17:03Is he actually?
17:04What is that little red light,
17:05Brennan?
17:06I love that.
17:07There are a bunch of
17:08little lights on here.
17:09A little like Christmas-y
17:10like.
17:11The guy with the weed shirt.
17:13Oh, yeah.
17:13So good.
17:14I forgot to ask him
17:15if he smokes weed
17:15and I feel like
17:16the answer is no.
17:18I would love to, man.
17:19I'm a botany major?
17:20God, I'd love to.
17:21I do.
17:21God, I'd love to.
17:22I can't get any.
17:24You can't get any in Oregon?
17:26In Oregon, man?
17:27What the fuck?
17:27You can't get any weed
17:27in Oregon?
17:30There were a bunch
17:31of little things.
17:31It's very cool
17:32because you guys
17:32landed on a bunch
17:33of little threads
17:34that I'm sure
17:34have registered for you
17:36either consciously
17:37or subconsciously.
17:38But there's a couple
17:38little recurring things.
17:39There's names
17:40that came up
17:40a couple different times.
17:41Yeah, the Whitakers.
17:42The Whitakers.
17:42The Douglases.
17:43The Douglases, yes.
17:45And then that guy
17:46who died.
17:48Douglases seem good.
17:49Who died?
17:49The guy who died
17:50in the first episode.
17:51His company had a body.
17:53Oh, yeah.
17:53Oh, yeah.
17:53David Otherman.
17:54All of the words
17:55that are missing the vowels.
17:57Yes.
17:57There's a suite of apps
17:58that are all missing that vowel.
17:59Yeah, so I guess
18:00we'll find out
18:00what happens with his company
18:02and all these.
18:02I mean,
18:03you have to imagine
18:04that the company
18:04is going to be fine.
18:05There's a succession
18:06or something.
18:09But there is this thing.
18:11Well, it's also like
18:11Davis had a connection
18:12to vampire underworld.
18:14So it's like this weird thing
18:15where you're like,
18:16oh, you knew that guy
18:16moved close to some vampires
18:19including Levante.
18:20So, but the fact
18:21that Purpy has like
18:22fully adopted
18:23this like parking solution.
18:26He said like a guy
18:26got let go.
18:27See, I was just,
18:28I love that scene
18:29of you being like,
18:29oh, the town's dying.
18:31Like, I think you literally
18:31said it.
18:32And then as you're talking
18:32to each other.
18:33Infrastructure, baby.
18:34Infrastructure.
18:35It's infrastructure.
18:35And then you're talking
18:35about it too where you're,
18:36so I love what you said
18:37too to Willie.
18:37You're like,
18:38so the park,
18:40the parking meters,
18:42your friends,
18:43this like this guy
18:44who like collected
18:45the stuff for the town
18:46who was like
18:46the tow truck driver
18:47for the town.
18:47All of this is gone
18:49in the last.
18:50Don't hate the lack
18:51of a tow truck driver.
18:53Oh, Roy?
18:54Roy?
18:55Yeah, Roy.
18:57So, it was just very cool.
18:59You guys got the,
19:00there's like,
19:00it feels very fun
19:03to start to get
19:04to this thing of like.
19:05Yeah.
19:06It's really when you like
19:06start an open world
19:08video game
19:09and you're just like
19:09bare bones
19:10like trying to hit run
19:11so you can get places faster
19:13and then you get
19:13to upgrade to the bike
19:14and then you get the car.
19:16You know,
19:16like we're starting
19:17to like build our shit.
19:18We're just pushing back
19:19the fog of war right now
19:20just to be like,
19:21okay,
19:22this is,
19:22and I really do like
19:23the stuff that you've done
19:24with the kind of like,
19:25and once you've stood
19:27near a place,
19:27you get to know
19:28what it is.
19:28Yep,
19:29and the little thing comes,
19:30so we just have
19:30so much more exploring
19:31to do,
19:31which we can do tomorrow.
19:33To give you a flash,
19:34Judith,
19:34like how much fun
19:35there is awaiting.
19:37Wow.
19:38Like,
19:38look at all.
19:39What does it mean?
19:40Love not hell.
19:41Tomorrow on the long term.
19:43Once we get that,
19:44once we absolutely
19:45force Tevin
19:46to get the G.
19:46It's 11 a.m.,
19:47we gotta get someone
19:48to get in there.
19:49Yeah,
19:50you got it,
19:50you got it,
19:51Rory's.
19:51All right,
19:51we don't need it anymore,
19:52I'll release it.
19:53Would a parasol mean,
19:54would an umbrella mean
19:55I could walk out in sun?
19:58Indirect would still
19:59deal damage,
20:00it's not as much.
20:01What if I run really fast?
20:03You will be sprinting
20:05as you take
20:05a point of aggravated damage.
20:07You'll get even further away
20:07from being back to safety.
20:09You said that thing
20:09about us dying
20:10during the day,
20:11like if we choose
20:13to stay up during the day,
20:14what,
20:15how is that?
20:15I don't actually think
20:16in this version of Vampire,
20:17you can.
20:17I think that you fucking,
20:19we must get in our conference.
20:21I tried to figure it out
20:22and it was too expensive
20:23for me to try to take
20:24what I thought
20:24I was gonna be able to take.
20:26So we can't even like
20:27really run for office
20:28or anything like that,
20:29right?
20:29No,
20:30you guys can't.
20:31Prop somebody else.
20:32Ethel can.
20:32Ethel can.
20:33And so can Beth.
20:35And she might need a new.
20:36Ethel and Bethel.
20:37Ethel's not from here though.
20:39that's what I'm saying.
20:39That's what I'm saying.
20:40Yeah,
20:41Beth though,
20:42and she needs something
20:43to take up her time now.
20:44Yeah,
20:44there's gonna be
20:45a lot of attention on her.
20:47Yeah,
20:47she's tough on crime
20:48for good reason.
20:50We'll have an internal vote
20:51about who we want
20:52our proxy to be
20:53in the city council.
20:55Perfect.
20:57I think that's great.
20:58What did we discover so far?
21:00You discovered
21:02Ambassador Chateau's,
21:03the police precinct.
21:04You discovered
21:05three different retirement homes,
21:07dignity living solutions.
21:08And some of them
21:09are like bad.
21:10Like some of them
21:10are like shoddy.
21:12Yeah,
21:12for sure.
21:13Yeah,
21:13I really want to,
21:14I will have a way
21:15to investigate
21:16what's going on
21:17at that one that has like,
21:18they say that they're not
21:20treating the seniors well.
21:21Oh yeah.
21:22I mean,
21:22I think that's,
21:23we're walking distance there
21:24so next time you two are hungry,
21:26you can probably go find
21:28a fucking hospice CEO.
21:31You guys got the university,
21:33you got Mama Jean's pizza,
21:34and then you got the,
21:36and then you got the,
21:37you got Mike's.
21:39And,
21:41I'll place them
21:42in the next episode,
21:43but we got the mine,
21:44and then something
21:45in this neighborhood
21:46over downtown.
21:47But it wasn't an angry spirit.
21:50It was a single,
21:51a single non-angry spirit.
21:53Yes,
21:54and all of the,
21:54all of the silver mine spirits
21:56are angry.
21:57They're in the,
21:57they're in the public library.
21:59That's why.
22:00Yes,
22:00there's got to be
22:01a public record,
22:02there's some like,
22:03old like,
22:03slide.
22:04what's this thing?
22:05This looks like a library
22:05or something.
22:07What is that?
22:07Hold on,
22:08let me find out.
22:10I'm convinced
22:11the library's down here.
22:12Well,
22:13there's definitely
22:14a university library
22:14in South Perpene.
22:16I don't know
22:17what they're gonna have.
22:17Oh,
22:17this,
22:17this big complex here?
22:20Well,
22:20I don't want to take away.
22:23I don't want to be.
22:25We'll do it more.
22:26Oh,
22:26we'll place them where there's,
22:27we forgot to place the mine,
22:29and there's another little spirit
22:29somewhere near downtown.
22:31This is your city.
22:32The monsters have moved in.
22:33You've come here
22:35and you,
22:36to establish vampiric dominion
22:38over the town of Perpene.
22:39And,
22:39but according to some
22:40of the locals already,
22:42it's the best thing
22:43that's ever happened
22:44to this town.
22:44And isn't that kind of sweet?
22:45Isn't that sweet?
22:46I've got my hand
22:47tangled in my hair.
22:48Oh no!
22:49Oh no.
22:50You're good.
22:50I'm good.
22:52But also,
22:53I'll say this too.
22:54We forgot to award XP.
22:56Each of you guys get,
22:58you each get two XP per session.
23:00Oh, okay.
23:00You have four XP.
23:02Okay.
23:03So if I haven't spent any,
23:04I have a total of 19 XP.
23:06Wow.
23:06You've got to spend your XP.
23:07Crazy.
23:09That's all for this
23:10adventuring party, folks.
23:11You can come join us
23:12next week
23:13for another thrilling episode
23:15as the dominion
23:17of this coterie
23:18moves against
23:18the shadowy forces
23:20that work against them
23:20in the town of Perpee, Oregon.
23:23Fie on boredom.
23:24Fie on early closing times.
23:26Fie on bad parking apps.
23:29A new
23:30council of primogen rules
23:32in Perpee.
23:33See you next week.
23:34City Council of Darkness.
23:35All of Perpee's about
23:36to be bustin' raw.
23:39Bustin' raw.
23:40This city's about
23:41to be bustin' raw.