00:01all right david you're gonna have to explain what the hell we're doing here because all i know is
00:05you've put down a piece of paper with every team in a world cup what what what what is the
00:10play here
00:13so what we're going to do here is we're going to do a world cup draft based on cuisine so
00:21you can
00:22select the country whichever country you want based on what you think is the best cuisine in
00:27the world but half of these nations i don't know what the hell they eat including america you're
00:33exactly right no like what i'm sorry i'm not up on cape verde cuisine like what what are we doing
00:39here you know what uh seafood mike all right i did a deep dive can't we just do a draft
00:46for who's gonna
00:46win all right david whatever you want david run the proceedings go ahead are mike you're first rico
00:54you're second i am third evan you are last okay all right all right everybody calm down
01:02all right i got a pick this should be a solid pick plus they eat dinner late at night which
01:08is always
01:08exciting spain tapas shareables i don't know spain lots of famous chefs are from there i'll go spain
01:16plus they could win the whole damn thing you know what i i would go italy but they're they're not
01:22there
01:22you know hurtful slanderous and churlish so i'm gonna go david you should only be able to draft a
01:30team if you can name a player give me mexico yeah yeah you know what i'm not listening to you
01:40i'm only kidding dude that's solid listen i i think the person who can draft four identifiable cuisines
01:48out of the world cup pool is gonna win this thing all right go ahead uh so it is up
01:54to me now so a fan
01:55of ramen and sushi i'll go japan that sucks i was gonna take japan i'm so sorry so sorry ramen
02:04yeah
02:05most michelin star restaurants in the world now evan you're up against it here because a couple of
02:11heavies are gone and italy is not around who would have been a one seed now i think the choice
02:18for you
02:18is very obvious very i agree the good old united states of america give it to me there it is
02:25give
02:25me that barbecue and burgers and hot dogs and french fries the beautiful part with the usa is they're like
02:31lebron james the usa on a cuisine level can guard all five positions because everybody else's food came
02:39here because we're just an invariably better place to live than wherever they came from you're right
02:44and we're the benefactor so evan has got that all-in-one unicorn guard five positions lebron
02:52james it's a powerful selection hot dogs david you took japan oh i get it i took spain italy is
02:59not in
02:59the tournament as you so humbly reminded me of you bastard all right evan on the double dip this is
03:07where
03:08gets tough yeah remember you got to be able to identify the cuisine here now i can help you so
03:13much here if i type in like national dish of whatever for the world cup go ahead i have to
03:18go
03:19with one of my favorites france give me the french food you stole my second selection good choice hold
03:26on did you just say i like a baguette crepe yeah oh my lanta okay
03:35crepe that was fantastic great rico's up next no it is me up next okay we all don't look alike
03:43oh my god with because they do have a heavy uh italian influence on their cuisine i'm gonna go
03:51argentina yeah you know what i hate you because that was gonna be my pick that's also arguably the
03:56best place for steak on the globe steak wine cheese lots of italian people it's almost like
04:02welfare italy correct it's the hydrox of italians and since we couldn't select it plus yes plus
04:08a legitimate chance to win the world cup yes every time they're in it okay i'm in deep duty
04:16i'm okay then oh boy um david let me go with
04:22you know what i'm gonna go with i'm gonna go with switzerland i like chocolate you like cheese
04:30and cheese oh my god really its own brand of cheese
04:37unbelievable likes chocolate oh my chocolate cheese it's probably a thing there all right
04:44so now i get back to back back to back jack jesus you beckistan no no no no i gotta
04:52i just i need a
04:53moment now okay all right because i'm trying to play this where i'm picking teams have a shot to win
04:59and serve real food haiti no definitely not also a major earthquake risk no i'll say brazil
05:09all right lots of grilled meats oh like texas day uh maybe i i think that's called a chariscurio or
05:18something that's like the actual term for that type of restaurant great i will go brazil they can
05:24play ball and they serve real food now this is gonna get a little bit dicey i gotta think about
05:29this definitely not any of that nordic crap certainly not scotland england forget about it
05:38what you know like fish and chips okay oh it's a power selection outside chance to win the tourney
05:44and we're basing this on one singular food that unless you're an alien you like give me the home
05:52of french fries and top 10 power rated belgium the creator of the french fry crap no you missed
06:03they're the creator of the belgian dip yeah and the waffle and the waffle why i get waffles too
06:09yes just the belgian kind fine enough aren't those getting any egos those are mine those are
06:15the belgian waffle are ones the size of your head right yeah whatever i get oversized waffles
06:21french fries and a top 10 rated team who's got holland who plays for man city this is good this
06:28is
06:28positive i escaped now you guys are in deep duty who's next rico yep i'm gonna go hold on i
06:35dare you
06:36to take cape verde and i'll find out what the national dish is it's fish just fish not a certain
06:42kind go ahead food all kinds it's 10 islands whatever they catch that day i'm gonna go with uh
06:50give me germany hope you like schnitzel and beer rico doesn't drink oh he might i mean but you know
06:58rico's a big sour brat and fent now listen oh germany always has a chance albeit everything i've read
07:04this is not one of their stronger teams here's what rico gets you tell me if you want to eat
07:09any
07:10of this world cup stuff sour braten regarded as the unofficial national dish it's a beef pot roast
07:17marinated for days in vinegar and cooked into a tangy gravy that sounds grotesque
07:25bratwurst all right hold on bratwurst everybody likes a brat a tailgate everybody schnitzel is
07:32basically what they ripped off from the italians it's their version of a cutlet that works okay
07:36nothing wrong there i can't pronounce this potatoes i's been potato no it's i's been
07:46mint sauerkraut a beloved dish of cured boiled big knuckles oh my god are we good oh you ought to
07:53be
07:54banned all right rico takes germany over to david so this country has an influence from europe asia
08:01in the middle east they have baklava um and kebabs i'm gonna go turkey you know it's interesting the
08:08kebab could also be applicable to iraq you're right yeah so these are power selections who doesn't like a
08:14kebab everybody likes kebabs i mean and they're we're going food it's turkey your national dish now
08:21turkey has no chance to win this thing there's your first problem you're right the national dish
08:26is called oh boy i don't know how to pronounce this kuru fossilier a white bean stew who the hell
08:34wants to eat stewed beans delicious oh my god i mean that you immediately should leave your country
08:41if your national dish is a stewed bean that's awful okay evan please get us get us away from turkey
08:47i am gonna go with uh saudi arabia only because i feel like they get the finest meats and cheeses
08:52there with all the money they have uh let's see i'm looking hold on here so your national dishes
08:59brother this is tough how many national dishes kabs it's an aromatic one pot meal with long grain
09:07rice spiced meat it's like a stew pretty much all right the stuff that evan is thinking about
09:14are the stuff that they bring in yeah like the finest cows that is based on other countries we're
09:20gonna have to explain to evan how importing and exporting works
09:26hey growing that in the backyard buddy um and then my final choice i am gonna go with england
09:32i like the fish and chips man all right actually you know what evan that's a good pull by you
09:38because the fish and chips alone it's like belgium you can justify sunday roast but here's what you
09:44get with england and i think this is a power move this is like a guy that plays wide receiver
09:50and
09:50wildcat quarterback their national dishes are heavily tied into indian food yes now i haven't it ain't
09:59for you the bottom line you got multitude of cuisines you got a team i'd say they have a chance
10:04to win
10:05it but they're england they're losers and corgis and what corgis you know like the queen's dog oh
10:10yeah okay time out i got a corgi story for you they're all for this they're awful i have one
10:16at
10:16home no no i would never own one at saratoga last summer they did a corgi race i didn't know
10:24what the
10:24hell was going on they were like putting mini gates out there and i'm like what are they gonna do
10:27like
10:27kids run a horse race you never seen those before like they haven't met the lions games they had the
10:32corgi dogs the problem is half of these dogs these ding-a-lings are running backwards dude
10:36they're wild it was chaos yeah they do it like at games never seen it never seen it rico beard
10:44your
10:44last selection it is my last selection david rico and what's the difference i got different color hair
10:51you know what we both have uh next friday off oh my god why can i not just going to
10:58go with a
10:59selection that has a range of options because they have influence from france from great britain
11:07don't do it and don't you dare take our neighbors to the north canada oh man that was my
11:14poutine for days you know what canadian montreal smoked meats
11:19that's that's how david got all them kids man that that poutine oh no he loves the gravy
11:27that's right no
11:30damn it damn it and tim hortons no you know what else canadians have no no canadians may one-up
11:43us in
11:43one thing bacon you nailed it that that that that the ham the pea meal bacon or whatever it's called
11:49it's called ham okay whatever it's like good and canadian bacon is they can lay claim to it
11:55it's like look all it takes is one dish half these nations i don't know what the hell they're
12:00do they eat what are you eating in uruguay i have no idea mcdonald's i gotta have one
12:08this is tough it is i'm researching like south korea you know it can't be australia don't they
12:15eat that that alligator vegetable brick or whatever the hell it's called you know what to do rico
12:20kangaroo they're just sitting all right there i haven't taken one you're just waiting for us i
12:26know go back home go back home i'm gonna go to egypt yes wait what egyptian food we go to
12:32egypt
12:33what the hell is egyptian food food no no you have to be able to give me a national dish
12:39i don't
12:39have to do anything yes you do it's my pick you don't get the pyramids with this pick yes i
12:45do
12:45it's basically middle eastern food okay time out your national dish is koshari oh great beloved
12:53carb-rich street food that combines rice macaroni and lentils into a single day that'll put you into a
12:59coma then they add chickpeas to how many carbs can you throw in one thing they got egyptian
13:05falafels it's basically middle eastern food warmer you can do yeah from there yep well then if that's
13:12the case then with my final pick oh no no what go ahead do i get a final pick yeah
13:20you do i'm just
13:21gonna make fun of it go for it okay that's fine what they have no chance to win the tournament
13:27but
13:27i gotta pick something that people actually eat the food what about iraq you get the kebabs you get
13:34a wide breadth of middle eastern cuisine and that rounds out the palate for my selections i have spain
13:40i got brazil i got french fries and oversized waffles and then we we have a large iraqi population
13:47here boom i get i get middle eastern food dr evil belgium three of the four teams i select
13:55okay is that where dr evil's from the belgium dip yeah unbelievable well scott okay
14:07how did italy not make this thing i'm protesting what a bunch of bombs that's the number one pick
14:12for food right there it would be it totally would be the other nation that didn't make it but their
14:17food is outstanding is greece you're right you're exactly right didn't make it yes what a disaster in
14:22the mediterranean wait what was my 14th we're done egypt no no no no we're done here you're done
14:31you picked egypt for a landmark not the soccer team or the food i got mexico i got germany i
14:37got egypt
14:38i missed one switzerland the chocolate yes for dessert great wilford brimley signed diabetes the
14:45bittis the bittis the swiss soccer team the fighting bittis all right we're out of here
14:53there's your world cup coverage 97-1
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