00:00Game four of the NBA Finals, and it looked at halftime as if the game was very much over.
00:07Very much over.
00:09So much over, I went to bed.
00:12You called it?
00:13Called it.
00:14I did too.
00:15I watched the first half.
00:16Don't need to watch the second half of this.
00:18Watch the first half.
00:19Dicks looked dead.
00:20Then I watched the halftime show.
00:21And then they did the shots of the crowd where, you know, Chris Tucker, you know, Larry David,
00:29David, everybody's all depressed.
00:30Stupid Taylor Swift already went off on her yesterday.
00:33Oh, now she's a sports fan?
00:35You know, she's going to take her friends and sit courtside at the Knicks game?
00:38That's what Beyonce says.
00:40And everybody looked dead, and I said, I'm turning off.
00:42I'm going to bed too.
00:43But I went to bed and watched something else.
00:45Thank you, Tom Morgan, for texting last night.
00:47He said, we got a game.
00:49I said, what game?
00:50Red Talk's already played.
00:53I just watched that crap for half.
00:56There's no game.
00:57And I turned on, and oh, man, here they come.
01:02What a cataclysmic collapse by the Spurs.
01:07Do you know they took eight straight three-point shots with that lead?
01:12It was very Celtic-like.
01:14Instead of banging inside, just take some twos.
01:16You know what?
01:17We're going to do what we do.
01:19So I hate the New York Knicks.
01:20I've always hated the New York Knicks.
01:22Don't like the Knicks.
01:23Always root against the Knicks.
01:25They play hard.
01:26I was rooting for the Spurs in this.
01:28I like Wemby.
01:29I think he's a freak.
01:30What's not to like about that guy?
01:33He's playing the clutch.
01:35We're going to get to it in a little bit.
01:36We're going to get to that.
01:37Oh, give me Jalen Brunson.
01:38But I can tell you that now I'm taking a level of joy in the New York Knicks winning this
01:44series
01:44that I didn't think I would experience.
01:47And here's why.
01:49I enjoy watching stupid teams lose.
01:52And the Spurs are a stupid team.
01:55We're going to get to it in a little bit.
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