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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who is facing a $70,000 charge after being airlifted off a hiking trail in Yosemite National Park. She made it two miles before suffering from heat stroke.
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00:00The new firework freeze from 5-Hour Energy really makes me think about summer.
00:04And you know what I love about summer, Chuck?
00:06What?
00:06Freedom.
00:09Yeah, me too. Freedom from pants.
00:11Jesus, Chuck, put some pants on.
00:13What? It's summer.
00:21Uh-oh, another bitch is tripping.
00:25A big bitch is literally tripping.
00:27Oh.
00:30Is that a hike?
00:31Listen.
00:32Don't trip on a hike.
00:33If you are gigantic and your friends want to go on a hike.
00:39What's gigantic?
00:41Morbidly obese.
00:42Okay.
00:43Okay.
00:45You got to say no.
00:47Yeah, I would say no.
00:48Listen, I'll meet you guys after for ice cream.
00:52Yeah.
00:53Right?
00:54Oh, yeah.
00:55You can't put on the world's biggest pair of leggings and head up.
01:00On a hike.
01:02I mean, I could.
01:03I appreciate the effort.
01:05I appreciate maybe you're trying to get fit, but you can't do too much too soon, right?
01:10Yes.
01:10Work your way up to that.
01:11Yes, you do.
01:12Small sidewalk-style hikes are good.
01:17Sure.
01:17What if everyone's big?
01:20Well...
01:20And it's a group of all big girls.
01:23That's bad.
01:23You don't want to be involved in that because how do you rescue all of those ladies at one
01:30time if stuff goes wrong?
01:31Well, that's kind of what happened.
01:33No.
01:35A woman had to be airlifted out of Yosemite National Park.
01:40With one of those big Chinooks?
01:42After becoming too weak to continue a hike with her larger group, leaving her fellow hikers
01:49charged up to $70,000.
01:53What?
01:54For the emergency response.
01:56I'm sorry.
01:56Damn right, you guys.
01:57That's an expensive hike.
01:58No, no, listen, though, listen, I can't be charged because you took a chance.
02:05I can't be charged because, like, if I was, like, the person responsible should be charged.
02:10Yes, they should be charged, but it shouldn't be, like, this lady should be charged.
02:16Oh, no.
02:17She was hiking?
02:19Dude, what's going on there?
02:21Why would she make that choice?
02:21It looks like they deployed airbags.
02:24Those are her legs.
02:26It looks like they deployed airbags in her pants.
02:30I've never seen leggings that big.
02:32Dude, you can't hike.
02:34Bless her for trying.
02:36No.
02:37But.
02:37No.
02:38You've made a real stupid decision that cost people.
02:40I'm not blessing anybody here.
02:42According to the report, she lost the ability to continue about two miles into the hike.
02:47She had to be bundled up in an emergency blanket.
02:50Two miles?
02:52Two miles?
02:53Before being transported by a helicopter out of the area, she fell victim to heat exhaustion.
03:00Yeah, no doubt.
03:02Do you know how much water is just in those leggings?
03:10I mean, I would take those out on a camping trip as a sleeping bag.
03:13Oh, you and your family?
03:15You could sleep in there with at least two kids.
03:17You could fit in one.
03:18Look at the size of one leg.
03:20You'd be in one leg.
03:21Yeah, you would.
03:22You in one, your wife in the other.
03:24Can we toss those over the Canadian wildfires?
03:27How do you put them out?
03:29They'll be out.
03:31Out.
03:32I agree with being charged.
03:34I agree with being charged, too.
03:36She decided to do this.
03:37If you made a stupid mistake, the local area should not be on the hook for the fees involved.
03:42No, they shouldn't.
03:43But at the same time, I don't know if it's like the whole group has to pay.
03:48Well, the event was captured on TikTok.
03:50Oh.
03:51Where it quickly went viral.
03:53Well, here's that.
03:56Chelsea, this is me before hiking the Mist Trail in Yosemite.
03:59Hi, I'm Becky, and this is me before hiking the Mist Trail in Yosemite.
04:04Hi, I'm Sarah, this is me before hiking the Mist Trail.
04:08Hi, this is Christina, this is me before hiking the Mist Trail.
04:12Hi, I'm Katie, and this is me before hiking the Mist Trail at Yosemite.
04:16Hi, I'm Gabby, and this is me before the Mist Trail hike in Yosemite National Park.
04:21i'm jamie and this is me before hiking don't go hi i'm tess and i feel terrific this is me
04:28before
04:28the trail oh i'm phil this is me before the billy race suckers hi i'm grace that's great
04:35like that's great she was the one she was the one before i think what's phil doing there is
04:40he married to one of them phil loves a big lady what's up with phil phil's just like jason
04:45yeah what was phil doing back to phil please phil is with phil phil hi i'm chelsea this is me
04:58phil was there with her at the end he was with grace but it said something about him being
05:04stressed out vaping no he's got like the water oh phil made it to clark's point and is stressed
05:12that would be so cool maybe he leads big girl hikes maybe he's a big girl hike leader leader
05:20that's incredible business opportunity listen if you guys aren't going on phil tours you're
05:28missing out hey big chicks i'll get you in shape oh my god i love that no more starbucks this
05:34is what
05:34you can do i'll be a guide for big ladies on the trail lady guide bodies by phil
05:40you think phil's re-evaluating his life right there he's like how did i end up here oh he knew
05:45you have to know you're like i'm like all right going down all right ladies let's gather around do a
05:51roll call whoa i'm grace i'm chill jeez i wish you would have had us guess which one before that
05:59would have been like a good game yeah what which of these girls needed rescued because it would have
06:03been a tough guess i mean it would have i mean you can't really tell what grace has got going
06:09on
06:10in this tiktok video though no but then when you see the side view here no it's just real bad
06:15it's
06:15just not recommended grace had heat exhaustion phil had to call search and rescue so phil is in charge
06:26yeah she had to be airlifted out oh no oh my god it is what i was swinging oh my
06:33god oh no
06:34how embarrassing for her if you ever have to get me out of somewhere like they drop whales into sea
06:41world yep i'm done yep cut the line
06:45can you imagine having no idea this is going on you're somewhere else in the trail and you see that
06:50is that a big girl in the skies that's a big girl in the skies yes it is what's happening
06:55over there
06:57i've seen them move cows the same way is that the bison that hit that guy same get ahead i've
07:03seen
07:03them feed raptors that way on jurassic park phil what is phil's connection i love phil we do
07:12this is me before is phil hiking the mist trail and you can't go forward i just want to go
07:19forward
07:19can you see more of it does it have like before the trail trail
07:26oh i'm phil this is me before the mist trail hi i'm grace and this is me hiking a trail
07:31you know
07:32grace is in trouble yeah i guess we would have guessed her probably but yeah i do love that phil
07:37he's looking off in the distance like oh man this is gonna suck i'm gonna have to airlift one of
07:40these cows out of here wow and he knows he knows and he's in a polo shirt and khaki short
07:47he's not
07:48exactly dressed for a hike at least the ladies were dressed for a hike he knew they were only
07:52getting five minutes into it that's it you don't need to put on the full gear better not we're gonna
07:56be done in a few minutes take a look around you're like i'm just gonna stay in this house he's
08:00dressed
08:00for lunch afterwards yeah oh man no how long is this trail like what were they attempting to do
08:08no idea the one lady had yellowstone mist trail
08:18it's 2.5 miles long that's it
08:23out and back you can extend it to a 3.9 mile loop by taking the switchbacks but if you
08:29just do that
08:30it's just two point it's two point four miles she was around five away oh no point five no wonder
08:38phil's looking like that he's like this is gonna cost 70 grand they can see their cars
08:49there are reports that she pooped herself but i'm not sure honestly is that the lie i saw that
08:55somewhere too no yellowstone
09:01hiker no i mean i do get it i feel like i've laid down to die in my front yard
09:05before because it was
09:06too far well sure but she got insane diarrhea on the side of the mountain no the og creator said
09:14grace even had diarrhea and her friends had to clean it up and take it down the mountain in their
09:18backpacks come on all right chuck i'm not carrying your diarrhea anywhere someone has to carry it
09:27someone has to clean me what clean me that's not my job i would have rather withered away on the
09:36side of that mountain before suffering the embarrassment of getting airlifted off of a
09:40hiking trail so this girl grace was on about a two mile hike with her friends in yosemite
09:44national park and this is where it gets more worse at the beginning of the video you see that
09:47she is super confident that she is ready to go on this hike and this is where it gets more
09:51worse they're seemingly not too deep like when they pull over for a snack and to enjoy the view
09:55when they realize that grace's lips are literally purple then she realizes that she has to do her
10:00business and goes right on the side of the trail then this is where it gets more wilder phil their
10:04guide decides to call search and feel in their guide they're very confident they are ready to do this
10:09hike and based on their confidence at the beginning of the video i would have never thought that
10:12something like this would happen because grace literally had to get airlifted out of yosemite and
10:16even more insane if an ambulance costs two thousand dollars to come pick you up how much does a
10:20helicopter and a mountain cost listen my shoulder pops out of its socket all the time and i know my
10:24limitations on things that i can and cannot do because he cannot masturbate two men at one time
10:31yellowstone guide phil oh my god someone find it yosemite yosemite yosemite yosemite
10:41please please i will say it does make a little more sense because i'd feel like i could do two
10:45and a
10:45half miles that's not that big that's not that long and then you're still not him right
10:52no he's exploring a guide phil up discover breath oh god phil and his full day tour was the best
10:59what check availability phil ireland phil ireland took us on a full day tour
11:05no he's an old guy that's not him another phil there's another phil that does tours there's a
11:11bunch of phil guides this guy told a bunch of fat chicks he was a tour guide that's a bunch
11:17of money
11:18oh my god people are just like us i just want to know more about who the phil is yeah
11:22that's all
11:23we want to know is a professional hiking guide okay hired yes someone has to have put links to him
11:29in this i haven't seen any links there's got there's somewhere but maybe he doesn't work for
11:35yosemite maybe he's like a separate thing yeah he could be just an independent guy well like um
11:43i had a friend in germany and basically like they would let you stay in their home like an airbnb
11:52but then also offered tours of these german cities you know so maybe he's just like uh
12:02you're staying at a phil property and he'll take you out on the trails
12:08it's why it's so embarrassing phil it's so embarrassing if she did poop herself like reports
12:15claim well she pooped on the side so her friends had to clean it up and they have to well
12:20because you
12:20can't leave anything it's a national it's a national park right my god i'm never carrying
12:26someone else's diarrhea back down never say never never say never i heard we're we're gonna be
12:31doing something we're not i think phil's on edibles probably right it kicked in right then
12:36please you don't think he took a bag of shrooms before that thing how else are you gonna get
12:42through a big lady hike i know he looks so worried in that intro video like oh this is gonna
12:47suck
12:47no like let's let's be really honest here so phil is in oh he's in fine shape yeah he's gonna
12:56do
12:56this hike like it's nothing how many hours did this hike take the two mile hike how many hours
13:05like phil probably could have been up and down in what he watched a big lady crap herself on the
13:13side
13:13of the mountain hour and a half you think he'll retire now that's it i don't know i mean this
13:19could be his big break to me i think he leads into this he does look like a total stoner
13:25he does
13:29definitely oh my god i love it i'm gonna take these uh i'm gonna take these fat rods up and
13:36down his
13:36mountain is whatever the plan is he is the only one in this video is gonna look the same with
13:41the
13:41after as before right yeah oh man i'm stuck up on a mountain with a fat rod again
13:50come on join phil's fat tours so like when you hit more down there he's not tagged in it is
13:56he
13:57no no he's not tagged anywhere that i loved that what do you think like does the responsibility fall
14:05on phil like should he not have said listen ladies i don't think you're gonna make that
14:10then it's discrimination then he's all over this for some other reason than looking stoned
14:14yeah remember the uber guy couldn't he was like yeah you can't get in my car you're big and fat
14:20yeah no that's on you as a huge an individual to decide i'm making you sign something right it's
14:26like okay do you want to come on phil's tours like just sign right here he's not responsible
14:31if anything happens if you've got to be airlifted like how that's the worst most humiliating moment
14:37this thing got booked over the phone or online and that his before part of that video is him
14:43getting his first look at his oh his tour group he started drinking all the water he had right at
14:49the front entrance okay ladies it's probably booze in that thing
14:59that willy nelson's drink it's infused
15:04this whole backpack is completely full of willy nelson's drink
15:11first thing you said was they do move in herds
15:13yeah yeah i got you're not gonna believe this guys but i got about 10 biggins
15:19going up the mountain with the charge of potential charge of seventy thousand dollars they could be
15:25facing for the emergency response is that all on grace i don't know okay if this is the beginning
15:33of the trail it's not that crazy of a trail well i guess i'm sure it gets someone says um
15:41it can get
15:42very vertical who's someone who's been on this trail and someone says um that it
15:50there's like uh it's harder than you think well it's hard but they yeah they still shouldn't go
15:57up there right phil made it just fine a trail on a mountain gets a little vertical
16:03oh yeah smokes it gets a little it can get very vertical they have stairs but the stairs are very
16:10small and they get covered in mist because it's right by a waterfall but no one that big ever should
16:14be attempting it no no so i guess shape first and then try that in a way it is kind
16:22of phil's fault
16:23but at the same time there's nothing he can say there's nothing he can say he would you feel the
16:30pressure if you were the guide to be like there's another trail we can take or there's probably
16:37the easiest trail you're probably right i mean who when i was in um san francisco you could get driven
16:47to these woods and there was all sorts of trails and there was a lot of different choices right and
16:55i
16:55saw people making the wrong choices i saw them in flip-flops and stuff and they were like oh yeah
17:01we're gonna and i don't know what it is like we're gonna go on the class d trail which is
17:05like a
17:05nightmare like climbing no they have really they have like a half mile trail oh that's what they
17:11should have told them to do the half mile loop oh a paved loop that's how you start
17:16yes that's phil should have told that phil's bad phil should have said ladies why don't we try this
17:20today unless he tried and they said no we want to we can do it you don't we want a
17:26misty mountain
17:27we're gonna make a tick tock you're gonna be in it phil phil's just drinking
17:34he didn't look really stressed when the rescuers were there oh my god phil you should have just said
17:40no man phil phil is distraught now that you look at phil phil's distraught
17:53can't believe it no he's he's furious i think he's like i don't think this chick couldn't
18:01i i believe he thinks she could have finished
18:05oh poor grace yeah poor grace listen that's you're gonna make better choices yeah you do
18:11you really do you you gotta know your limitations yeah you've never tried anything like that before
18:16you can't just go out there in the heat and try it i don't know what poop yourself and have
18:21to be
18:21rescued in a helicopter swing uh almost happened to me on my last hike so um you can see oh
18:30my god
18:30it was so close everywhere yeah it was so close all right
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