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00:00:27In the beginning
00:00:29The universe was in perfect balance
00:00:33Kept in peace and harmony
00:00:35By four magic books
00:00:39The alliance of evil wizards
00:00:41Made it their mission to capture these books
00:00:43And shroud the universe
00:00:45In darkness
00:00:51One of the books
00:00:52Called Jaunty Grimoire
00:00:53Got away
00:00:56The magic book
00:00:57Where is it?
00:00:58Find it at once
00:00:59She was rescued by a group of mighty
00:01:01Blue guardians
00:01:03Those evil wizards won't get you
00:01:05I've got it, Ron
00:01:06You're safe with us, little one
00:01:07They swore to protect the magic book
00:01:10The fate of the universe depended on it
00:01:13So they hid her away
00:01:14In a secret location
00:01:16Now, shh
00:01:18Don't tell anyone
00:01:19I'm in Smurf Village
00:01:26La la la la la la
00:01:28Sing a happy song
00:01:29La la la la la la
00:01:31Smurf the whole day long
00:01:33La la la la la la
00:01:35Sing a happy song
00:01:37La la la la la
00:01:38Check this out
00:01:56Everybody know what we came to do
00:01:58Everybody here want a chance with you
00:01:59You know that your cousin and your brother
00:02:01And the trees and the bees and the birds
00:02:02When I dance with you
00:02:03But I heard you were feeling blue
00:02:05I don't know if you're feeling cute
00:02:07But you're looking so put together
00:02:09I just started feeling cool
00:02:11You got sick of water
00:02:13And I match with you
00:02:14Red, green, or gray
00:02:15I'm still here
00:02:16We got massive deal
00:02:17Whatever color you feel
00:02:18Because
00:02:18Everything goes with blue
00:02:20It look, it look good on me
00:02:22Good on you
00:02:23Butterfly, you nestled
00:02:25Everything goes with blue
00:02:28I look in the sky
00:02:30I see you
00:02:31You're a star
00:02:32Riding blue
00:02:33Everything goes with blue
00:02:35Boom, ba, ba, birthday
00:02:36Boom, ba, ba, birthday
00:02:38Boom, ba, ba, birthday
00:02:40Ba, da, boom, ba, da, boom
00:02:43Hey
00:02:46Hey
00:02:47Hey
00:02:50Blue, ba, da, boom, ba, boom, ba, boom, boom
00:02:52Blue, ba, da, boom, ba, boom, ba, boom, boom
00:02:54You got sick of water
00:02:55I match with you
00:02:56Red, green, or gray
00:02:57I'm still here
00:02:58We got massive blue
00:02:59How do you feel
00:03:00Because
00:03:01Everything goes with blue
00:03:03It look, it look good on me
00:03:05Good on you
00:03:06Butterfly
00:03:07In that suit
00:03:08Everything goes with blue
00:03:11I look in the sky
00:03:13I see you
00:03:14You're a star
00:03:14Bright and blue
00:03:16Everything goes with blue
00:03:17Ba, ba, ba, birthday
00:03:19Boom, ba, boom, ba, boom
00:03:23Now that's what I call a banger
00:03:25Great job, Smurf
00:03:26Yay for us
00:03:27A few timing issues
00:03:29But you almost had it this time, no name
00:03:31Same time, same place tomorrow
00:03:33Adding it to the calendar, Papa Smurf
00:03:35Thank you, calendar Smurf
00:03:36Isn't it grand
00:03:37Living in a place where everyone has a thing
00:03:40Excuse me?
00:03:41Oh, you stepped in it now, Papa
00:03:43Papa Smurf
00:03:43Quick follow-up if I may
00:03:45And here we go
00:03:46I still don't have a thing
00:03:47And a quick follow-up to the follow-up
00:03:49Don't you think that that's a bit odd?
00:03:51Like, Hefty Smurf is hefty
00:03:53I smash things
00:03:57And Worry Smurf worries
00:03:58You know, maybe everybody else just doesn't worry enough
00:04:00And Brainy is
00:04:01Really smart
00:04:03And Grouchy is
00:04:04Don't even say it
00:04:06And there's Camouflage Smurf
00:04:07I'm right here
00:04:08How to Focus Smurf
00:04:09Clumsy Smurf
00:04:12Way back there, Smurf
00:04:13Way over here
00:04:14Handlebar mustache Smurf
00:04:15Quiet Smurf
00:04:16I have something really important to tell you
00:04:18You know, what did he say?
00:04:19I have no idea
00:04:20But do you see what I'm saying, Papa?
00:04:23Well, you're no-name
00:04:23That's a thing
00:04:25Is it though?
00:04:26Because if my thing is my distinct absence of a thing
00:04:29I'm actually
00:04:31Nothing
00:04:35Hey, sound effects Smurf, can you back off?
00:04:42Even he's got a thing
00:04:43And he's only been here since Tuesday
00:04:45Oh, I wouldn't worry about it too much, no-name
00:04:47Some Smurfs just take a little more time to find their thing
00:04:50It's in there
00:04:51You just gotta find a way to let it out
00:04:53I've been thinking
00:04:54We don't have a magic Smurf around here
00:04:57Maybe that could be my thing
00:04:59Oh, Smurfs can't do magic
00:05:01But I'm sure there's something else for you
00:05:04Hey, list-making Smurf
00:05:05What's left on our giant list of things
00:05:07To try to find no-name-a-name list
00:05:10Well, let's see, Papa
00:05:11Okay, to date we've tried
00:05:1310,248 things
00:05:17How many do we have left?
00:05:19Um, two
00:05:20Clog-making and
00:05:21Oh, shark-taming
00:05:23That's wonderful news
00:05:25Let's try clog-making
00:05:26That's a great idea, Papa Smurf
00:05:28Right, Smurf?
00:05:29Yeah!
00:05:36I guess I could learn to like clogs
00:05:43Just take your time, no-name
00:05:45Don't rush it
00:05:46I'll just be right here
00:05:47You got this
00:05:50If you can make something with a square toe, that'd be great
00:05:52Thanks
00:06:08Terrible clog
00:06:15You know, there's always shark, Timmy
00:06:19That one's already taken
00:06:22That's too bad
00:06:24Hey, I have a great idea
00:06:25Let's go pick some Smurf berries
00:06:27It's hard to feel bad with a sack full of Smurf berry
00:06:30Oh, I must admit, Smurfette
00:06:31There is a gnawing emptiness inside me
00:06:34That all the Smurf berries in the land couldn't fill
00:06:36It's hard to be the odd Smurf owl
00:06:38I think I might know a little something about that feeling
00:06:40What do you mean?
00:06:41Well, I'm the only Smurf created out of a block of clay
00:06:44By our mortal enemy
00:06:45The evil wizard Gargamel
00:06:46In the hopes of luring all Smurfs to their doom
00:06:49I mean, that was a lot for me to process
00:06:51So how do you handle that, Smurfette?
00:06:53Well, I just think about all the friends who love me
00:06:56And that I love Bat
00:06:57And I get the strength to keep on keeping on
00:07:00You find your thing, No Name
00:07:01So don't give up
00:07:02Thanks, Smurfette
00:07:03I cherish us
00:07:05I cherish us too
00:07:06Infinity
00:07:07I cherish you
00:07:08Infinity times infinity plus one
00:07:10It's not a competition
00:07:12But if it was
00:07:13I cherish you
00:07:15Infinity times infinity plus one times pi times infinity
00:07:19And I'd win
00:07:29Smurfette's right
00:07:30I need to stop dwelling on what I don't have
00:07:32And start dwelling on what I do
00:07:37But why is that so hard for me?
00:07:41Who am I?
00:07:43Where do I belong?
00:07:47Heavy heart
00:07:48But I carry on
00:07:50Searching for the answers
00:07:54But I'm only moving backwards
00:07:57What they say
00:08:00When they think of me
00:08:04Doesn't aim
00:08:06Tell you anything
00:08:08Just happy ever after
00:08:12Never really happen
00:08:14I'm always on the outside
00:08:18Looking in
00:08:19Never finding nothing
00:08:21I'm always on the sidelines
00:08:24In the end
00:08:25And you only see the downside
00:08:29When you're always on the outside
00:08:32I try to find a reason to be strong
00:08:36I'm holding on for something
00:08:39But no one ever knows what's going on
00:08:43Cause you keep it on the inside
00:08:47When you're always on the outside
00:08:50Always on the outside
00:08:56When you're always on the outside
00:08:59Looking in
00:09:04Looking in
00:09:12I need a chance to prove them all wrong
00:09:16And see the world
00:09:18From the side
00:09:19I never walk on
00:09:21I know there's something there for me
00:09:26I still believe
00:09:34I wish
00:09:36I had my own thing
00:09:42Ah
00:09:43Poor thing
00:09:44It's in you
00:09:46You just need a little help
00:09:52What's happening?
00:09:53Water
00:10:04Huh?
00:10:08Huh?
00:10:11Ah
00:10:11pots
00:10:11Ah
00:10:11ah
00:10:11Ah
00:10:12han
00:10:12Ah
00:10:12ah
00:10:12At
00:10:12ah
00:10:12yeah
00:10:24h
00:10:47what the show sorry quick question what's going on um well i wished for a
00:10:54thing and you got magic
00:11:11you seem to have a bee in your bonnet what's on your mind no name it took 10 248 tries
00:11:17but i did it
00:11:18i finally found my thing well that's fantastic what is it i know you said smurfs can't do magic
00:11:24but i can it's the thing i really wanted hey what are you talking about he never stopped trying to
00:11:29find his thing and i'm so proud show him uh okay um let's see uh
00:11:45that's what i'm talking about
00:11:54uh
00:12:05no
00:12:24Oh, my God.
00:12:36Oh, my God.
00:13:00Your Smurf location hath been acquired.
00:13:04Everyone, listen to me.
00:13:05Your lives are in terrible danger.
00:13:07Smurf Village isn't safe anymore.
00:13:09We have an emergency plan in case this very thing happen.
00:13:13Find Ken.
00:13:14Find Ken?
00:13:15What does that mean?
00:13:16Find Ken.
00:13:20Oh, my God.
00:13:22Oh, my God.
00:13:23Oh, my God.
00:13:26Oh, my God.
00:13:30Oh, my God.
00:13:31Wait, wait.
00:13:32Everybody calm down.
00:13:34We need to be rational here.
00:13:35There's only one evil wizard who would do this.
00:13:40Garganell.
00:13:40Noni, use your magic to find Garganell.
00:13:43That is not your greatest idea.
00:13:44I just got Papa Smurf napped.
00:13:46Just focus.
00:13:48Concentrate.
00:13:49Garganell.
00:13:51Garganell.
00:13:53Garganell.
00:13:54Garganell.
00:13:54Garganell.
00:13:56Oh, success.
00:13:59My sweet Asriel.
00:14:00What sound do you think a Smurf makes right before he expires?
00:14:08That's the sound I imagined, too.
00:14:11You're such a delight, my furry angel.
00:14:13Garganell.
00:14:14Yes?
00:14:15Did you just speak human, Asriel?
00:14:17Show me now.
00:14:21It's Smurf Village.
00:14:24Oh, no.
00:14:25Not the evil wizard Garganell.
00:14:28Look, Asriel.
00:14:29A poor abandoned Smurf.
00:14:33Let's smush it.
00:14:35Ha-ha, sucker.
00:14:36Huh?
00:14:40All right, Garganell.
00:14:41Spill the beans.
00:14:42What did you do with Papa?
00:14:43Papa?
00:14:44Nothing.
00:14:45Release me from this cage at once.
00:14:47Something tells me you're not telling us everything.
00:14:50You got Papa snatched.
00:14:51If I had Papa Smurf, I'd be gloating about it right now.
00:14:55Maybe we should give him a makeover.
00:14:57He'll never forget.
00:14:59Hey, Smurf.
00:15:00Hey, Clumsy.
00:15:00Guys, is this a who?
00:15:03Is this any who?
00:15:06It's just...
00:15:08Didn't Papa say to find Ken?
00:15:12Spin this track from beginning to end.
00:15:14Through this portal, you'll find Ken.
00:15:17Thank you, Clumsy.
00:15:18You're welcome.
00:15:19No name?
00:15:20This is how we're going to get Papa back.
00:15:22Let's do it.
00:15:38This is not going to end well.
00:15:43I hate being eaten by a granny bone.
00:15:48Run away.
00:15:49Run away.
00:15:51Here we go.
00:15:52Leave it for a president of Ken.
00:15:55Oh, no.
00:15:56Oh, no.
00:15:58Oh, no.
00:15:58Oh, no.
00:15:59Oh, no.
00:15:59Oh, no.
00:15:59Oh, no.
00:15:59Oh, no.
00:15:59What's happening?
00:16:01We're obviously in some kind of non-Newtonian portal.
00:16:03Where's it taking us?
00:16:05To the land of Ken.
00:16:06We've been waiting for it.
00:16:07It's a day as that day.
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Don't want to be safe.
00:16:10Can we feel a little move?
00:16:12Next stop, we're two.
00:16:13Doing things brand new.
00:16:14Nothing wrong.
00:16:16When I'm with my crew.
00:16:17Whoa!
00:16:18I think we're going up, up.
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:20I gotta say I'm feeling much.
00:16:21No control.
00:16:22We don't know what's waiting for us.
00:16:23Here we go.
00:16:24Leave it for a president of the dust.
00:16:25Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:16:26I think we're going up, up.
00:16:27Woo!
00:16:28Oh, yeah.
00:16:33Woo!
00:16:33Woo!
00:16:37Ow!
00:16:38Ow!
00:16:38Ow!
00:16:39Ow!
00:16:39Ow!
00:16:39Ow!
00:16:41Ow!
00:16:42Ow!
00:16:43Whoa!
00:16:45Whoa!
00:16:49Smurfette?
00:16:50I'm here.
00:16:51Tepty?
00:16:51Here.
00:16:52Worry?
00:16:52Here.
00:16:53Brainy?
00:16:53Presents.
00:16:54Vanity?
00:16:54Here.
00:16:55Grouchy?
00:16:55Here.
00:16:56Unfortunately.
00:16:58Uh, where are all the mushrooms and Smurfberries?
00:17:01Whoa.
00:17:02Whoa.
00:17:02Where are we?
00:17:05It's Paris.
00:17:07How'd you know that, Smurfette?
00:17:09Je ne sais quoi.
00:17:10Je ne sais what now?
00:17:11Uh, I'm not really sure.
00:17:14Let's just stick to the plan.
00:17:15Find Ken.
00:17:16Save Papa.
00:17:17Let's go, Smurfs.
00:17:18And Turtle.
00:17:19And Turtle.
00:17:20Sorry.
00:17:32Hello!
00:17:33Hello, wizard members of the Evil Alliance.
00:17:41We cannot tell you.
00:17:43Oh, oopsies.
00:17:44Sorry.
00:17:44I was just, um...
00:17:45I was inquiring.
00:17:46Did you all have fun, weekend?
00:17:48Cut the cards, Wallop, Razamel!
00:17:49We can't link our four books together, erase all goodness, and shroud the universe in a cloud of dark magic
00:17:54forever, if we only have three books!
00:17:56That's just Logic 101.
00:17:58Yes, and I feel terrible about that, and that's why I'm super excited to share some great news with the
00:18:04council!
00:18:05Ah!
00:18:06You have your magic book!
00:18:07Well, no, not that great, but I am so close!
00:18:10Oh, he says that every time, you know?
00:18:13It's been a hundred and six years!
00:18:15And Razamel, how much longer do we have to wait for you?
00:18:18Do we need to replace you, Razamel?
00:18:21No!
00:18:21Please no!
00:18:22Sire, a word?
00:18:24Joel, I'm on a very important Zoom.
00:18:25It's them, Sire.
00:18:27Who them?
00:18:28The.
00:18:28Them.
00:18:29Quick bathroom break, ladies and gents!
00:18:31Thank you!
00:18:35We're one step closer to total evil dominance!
00:18:38Huzzah for the bad guys!
00:18:40Huzzah, say!
00:18:41Yes, Sire.
00:18:42Huzzah indeed!
00:18:55Why did we design the Zoom Room so far away from my evil lair, Joel?
00:18:59Well, that's where your laptop is.
00:19:00My lord.
00:19:01My podcast microphones are set up in the Zoom Room, Joel!
00:19:04Why wouldn't I use my podcast microphones for my Zooms?
00:19:10Huzzah!
00:19:14Huzzah!
00:19:15Huzzah!
00:19:16Huzzah!
00:19:17Huzzah!
00:19:18Papa!
00:19:19Huzzah!
00:19:20One hundred years in the making!
00:19:22He hid, I seeked, and I won!
00:19:25You've won nothing, Razamel.
00:19:28Oh, really?
00:19:29Who's in a job in my evil lair?
00:19:31Hmm?
00:19:31Hmm?
00:19:32Where's the book?
00:19:33Um, shoot.
00:19:35I don't know.
00:19:35I saw Papa, and I grabbed him.
00:19:38Maybe it's in his pocket?
00:19:40Look at him, Joel.
00:19:41He's the size of a slice of apple pie.
00:19:44Would a book fit into a miniature man's pockets, Joel?
00:19:47Uh, honestly, it would depend on how big his pants were.
00:19:49Oh, go back from whence you grabbed him and find that book!
00:19:52Now!
00:19:52Yes, Sire.
00:19:58It's good to see you, Papa Smurf.
00:19:59I cannot say the same.
00:20:01Ha!
00:20:02I've got something!
00:20:03In the same portal that picked up Papa Smurf.
00:20:05Seize it, Joel!
00:20:06Bring that magic book back to me!
00:20:08He he he he!
00:20:11Yes!
00:20:12Yes!
00:20:15Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:20:16What?
00:20:17What is this wretched place?
00:20:20Gargamel?
00:20:21Razamel, you found me!
00:20:23I knew you wouldn't leave your own brother stranded forever!
00:20:26Oh, I missed you so much!
00:20:28Yes, yes.
00:20:29Reunited, and it feels so good.
00:20:31Oh, and you're the one who took Papa Smurf!
00:20:34Well, all right, all right!
00:20:36Well done, baby bro!
00:20:38Too bad you didn't get the rest of the Smurfs.
00:20:41I do never will.
00:20:42My Smurfs are hidden away, safe and secure.
00:20:45What did you do?
00:20:46What did you do, Pappy?
00:20:47I just asked him where Ken was!
00:20:49I don't think they speak Spurfs!
00:20:50Don't bite my face!
00:20:51Don't bite my face!
00:20:53Actually, a dog's bark is worse than it's right?
00:20:55What?
00:20:56Ah, ah, ah, ah!
00:21:02Ah!
00:21:04Ah!
00:21:06Ah!
00:21:07What the hell?
00:21:18Ah!
00:21:18Ah!
00:21:20Oh!
00:21:21Ah!
00:21:22Ah!
00:21:31I'm a bird, a beautiful bird.
00:21:57Who are these guys?
00:21:59City Smurfs.
00:22:01Salut!
00:22:02My name's Moxie.
00:22:04And we're the International Neighborhood Watch Smurfs.
00:22:08Paris Division.
00:22:11Ooh, that sounds important.
00:22:13It is.
00:22:14What kind of Smurfs are you?
00:22:15Um, we are the standard kind.
00:22:19Smurf Village Division.
00:22:23Smurf Village?
00:22:24Where's Papa?
00:22:25That's why we're here.
00:22:26He told us to find Ken.
00:22:27We'll take you to him.
00:22:29Protégez les Stronphes.
00:22:30Équipe Alpha.
00:22:31Rassemblez-vous.
00:22:32Sécurisez les périmètres.
00:22:33We got you.
00:22:34Follow us.
00:22:35Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.
00:22:38Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop,
00:22:41hop, hop, hop, hop.
00:22:41Ken's inside the discothèque.
00:22:58Get across the dance floor.
00:23:00Avoid feet.
00:23:46Almost there.
00:23:47Almost where?
00:23:49There.
00:23:51See you on the other side.
00:23:52Oh no!
00:24:03Whoa ho ho!
00:24:06Wee!
00:24:14So, where's Ken?
00:24:16I'm right here.
00:24:18Let me guess.
00:24:19Yes, Papa Smurf's in trouble.
00:24:21How did you know that?
00:24:22I'm Papa Smurf's brother.
00:24:24We had a plan in case the worst thing in the world ever happened.
00:24:28And it looks like it just did.
00:24:30Oh, uh, sorry about the mask.
00:24:33I was just doing a quick exfoliation.
00:24:35I never have time for self-care.
00:24:37I always make time.
00:24:40Is the book safe?
00:24:41What are you talking about?
00:24:43Papa never told you about the magic book.
00:24:45Pardon me, Ken, but we didn't even know Papa Smurf had a brother.
00:24:48Well, don't take this the wrong way, but you Smurfs don't know Smurf about Smurf.
00:24:53With all due respect, Ken, we all Smurf.
00:24:56In fact, I probably personally Smurf more than you ever Smurf.
00:24:59That sounds like a load of Smurf.
00:25:01Can you Smurf that Smurf up?
00:25:03I can Smurf that Smurf up and have it delivered to your house.
00:25:06Hey, come on, Smurfs.
00:25:07Stick a Smurf in it.
00:25:08Smurf that.
00:25:09I don't like his Smurfitude.
00:25:10Ditto.
00:25:11Ditto infinity times infinity plus six.
00:25:13I win.
00:25:14Then let's just leave it at that.
00:25:16Fine.
00:25:16This is the handiwork of the evil wizard, Razumel.
00:25:20He plays for keeps.
00:25:21How do you know that?
00:25:22The part that he plays for keeps or the Razumel part?
00:25:25Well, both.
00:25:26I know a lot of things, fella.
00:25:29Cool.
00:25:29Cool.
00:25:30All right, so let's go find this Razumel and-
00:25:32And smash him.
00:25:34I like this guy.
00:25:37Let's get Papa Smurf back.
00:25:39Let's?
00:25:39You're staying here.
00:25:41I don't work with amateurs.
00:25:43Well, joke's on you because I like being called an amateur.
00:25:45It means doing something for the love of it.
00:25:47And that's me.
00:25:48That's what I do.
00:25:49Love.
00:25:50That and a dime will get you a phone call in 1986.
00:25:54What?
00:25:55Exactly.
00:25:56You don't get it.
00:26:00Your enemies are everywhere and you have to be ready to take them out like that.
00:26:05Hi-ya!
00:26:09Well, that's one of the most disturbing worldviews I've ever encountered.
00:26:12Huh!
00:26:13Funny, coming from a bunch of Smurfs who don't even know who they really are.
00:26:17What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:18It means Smurfs are descendants of Mighty Guardians.
00:26:22We swore to protect the four magic books from the Alliance of Evil Wizards.
00:26:27But your Papa walked away.
00:26:30Why would Papa keep that from us?
00:26:33You'd have to ask him.
00:26:34I will, but when we rescue him-
00:26:36Oh no, you're not coming with me.
00:26:38Oh!
00:26:38We'd love to come with you!
00:26:39No! I just said the 100% opposite of that!
00:26:43Yay! We're going!
00:26:44So, how do we do this?
00:26:46Yeah, how do we do this?
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:50We do this by storming Razumel's castle and we take no prisoners!
00:26:54Except for Papa. We'll make sure and grab him.
00:26:56Hold down the fort, Moxie.
00:26:58Roger that, Captain Ken.
00:27:00Did you bring the turntable?
00:27:01The old-timey one? No, we just went through it.
00:27:04Come on, guys!
00:27:05The last one through is supposed to bring the turntable!
00:27:08How do we make a portal now?
00:27:09We're not mind-readers, Ace.
00:27:11And it doesn't matter.
00:27:12Because my friend can get us there with his magic.
00:27:14Never heard of a magic smurf.
00:27:16My magic confidence is in a soft four.
00:27:19Right now.
00:27:20Failure is the best teacher, Nonine.
00:27:21Dare to fail.
00:27:23Failure would actually be bad.
00:27:25Papa's counting on us.
00:27:28Okay, magic smurf.
00:27:30Take us to Razumel's castle!
00:27:38Give it another shot, Nonine.
00:27:41Okay.
00:27:43Come on.
00:27:44Come on.
00:27:46Take us to Razumel's castle.
00:27:48Please.
00:27:57This is fun!
00:27:59Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle once removed.
00:28:03You need some serious therapy and a hug.
00:28:14Well, they're all going to die.
00:28:18Oh, look.
00:28:19He hates this.
00:28:20This is so much fun.
00:28:23Wow.
00:28:24Can you believe it's been 62 years since you sent me on my mission to infiltrate Smurf Village?
00:28:29Remember?
00:28:31Oh, yes.
00:28:31Yes, I do.
00:28:32I just didn't think you'd ever do it.
00:28:34You're hilarious.
00:28:36Didn't you get my emails?
00:28:37No.
00:28:38They must have gone to spam.
00:28:39Spam?
00:28:40Why would they go to spam?
00:28:41Fine, I blocked you.
00:28:43You blocked me?
00:28:44Why?
00:28:45We can discuss all of this brotherly business later during a sidebar.
00:28:48But for now, where is the magic book, Papa Smurf?
00:28:51It's gone.
00:28:52I destroyed it.
00:28:54You are the worst liar.
00:28:56I know you didn't.
00:28:57You know why?
00:28:58Why?
00:28:59Because you're weak.
00:29:00Like your best friend, Ron.
00:29:02Don't you talk about Ron!
00:29:04Look how upset he gets.
00:29:06Don't worry.
00:29:07I'll get you to talk.
00:29:08Those other blue rat monkeys must have taken the magic book with them.
00:29:12Where are your Smurfs now, Papa?
00:29:14I'll never tell!
00:29:16I have something, sire.
00:29:18What is it?
00:29:18The energy pulse detector picked up a fresh portal.
00:29:20The Smurfs are trying to infiltrate the castle.
00:29:22Fortunately, our force field knocked them off course.
00:29:25And I know exactly where it's sending them.
00:29:28Joel?
00:29:28Let's go.
00:29:30Wait, you're taking him?
00:29:31Uh, Joel is my favorite hench minion.
00:29:38It worked!
00:29:39It did if you were trying to kill us!
00:29:42Race for attack!
00:29:44I think I just smirked my pants.
00:29:48Hunt the wall!
00:29:58Uh, this doesn't feel like Razanel's castle.
00:30:01That's because it's not.
00:30:03This is bad.
00:30:05Oh no.
00:30:06Turns out our magic Smurf here is a bit of a dud.
00:30:09Maybe you ought to just stick to clog making.
00:30:10We've been bounced to the interportal way station in the Australian outback.
00:30:17And now we have to deal with the snooterpoots.
00:30:21Snooterpoots?
00:30:22They're tricky creatures who survive out here by taking advantage of lost interportal travelers.
00:30:29They like cake.
00:30:31Here, hold this cake inside that rock until they bite.
00:30:33Bite?
00:30:34Why do I have to do it?
00:30:35Well, I don't want to lose an arm.
00:30:36Don't be a bully, Ken.
00:30:37I'll do it.
00:30:38No, no.
00:30:38I got us into this mess.
00:30:39If anyone needs to lose an arm, it'll be me.
00:30:56Hold it out!
00:31:01No name!
00:31:03No name!
00:31:22Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.
00:31:25Vehicle?
00:31:26And watch your pockets.
00:31:27Hey, my glasses.
00:31:28I need those.
00:31:33What's going on?
00:31:34I can't see anything.
00:31:36Trust me, it's a good thing you can't see what's going on.
00:32:05Double-double chocolate with extra chocolate from Food de Patisserie, Paris.
00:32:09Well, that can only mean one thing.
00:32:10Hello, Kenneth.
00:32:13Mama Poot.
00:32:14Am I that predictable?
00:32:15Well, obviously not, or I'd have known you'd skip town on me.
00:32:19Oh, come on.
00:32:20We'll always have Paris.
00:32:21Ooh, la-la!
00:32:26Look, Mama, I can explain.
00:32:28Save it for your bridge club, tough guy.
00:32:30Words are cheap.
00:32:31Actions sell what matters.
00:32:33Actions and, uh, cake.
00:32:35Well, uh, looks like things worked out.
00:32:38You're doing pretty all right for yourself.
00:32:40Yeah, Kenneth.
00:32:42Business is booming.
00:32:43Every Yahoo thinks they can navigate the multiverse these days, so...
00:32:46Wow, hey, that's permanent.
00:32:49Hey, looks like you Yahoos could use a lift.
00:32:52Yeah, we really could.
00:32:54It's an emergency.
00:32:56Eh, it always is.
00:32:58It's gonna cost you.
00:32:58We brought cake.
00:33:00Lots of cake.
00:33:01Oh, there!
00:33:02You swindling scoundrels!
00:33:03You don't get to talk to my poots like that!
00:33:06You hear me?
00:33:06Don't listen to him, my shaggy babies.
00:33:09The emotionally unavailable Smurf didn't mean it.
00:33:12Okay?
00:33:13Great.
00:33:14Now I'm all out of cake.
00:33:15Stop it!
00:33:16I also take cash.
00:33:18A hoe or a watch.
00:33:20But Mama Poo, this was a gift from my grandpa.
00:33:23Give her the watch again.
00:33:24Yeah, give her the watch again.
00:33:26Jeez.
00:33:29All right, snooter poots, it's showtime!
00:33:36Well, tic-tac.
00:33:38Where to?
00:33:39Meter's running.
00:33:40Rozumel's castle.
00:33:41Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:33:42Heck no, no, sir.
00:33:43Not interested.
00:33:44Deal's off.
00:33:44What do you mean, the deal's off?
00:33:46Here.
00:33:46This is just the wristband.
00:33:48Ah, fine.
00:33:49Okay, look, here's how this goes.
00:33:51You never saw me.
00:33:52We never talked.
00:33:52This never happened.
00:33:53You got back out now.
00:33:54Papa Smurf is in trouble.
00:33:56Guilt doesn't work on me, sister.
00:33:57Please, Mama Poot, we have to save Papa.
00:34:00Just drop us off.
00:34:01No one will ever have to know you were involved.
00:34:03The alliance of evil wizards knows everything.
00:34:06Nobody.
00:34:07And I mean nobody.
00:34:08Comes back from Rozumel's castle alive.
00:34:11The walls of the moat are made of the bones of the ones who tried.
00:34:17Um, okay.
00:34:20We've got a magic smurf.
00:34:22Maybe he can stop those wizards.
00:34:24So you're telling me your magic is strong enough
00:34:27to take on the whole evil enchilada?
00:34:29The whole evil enchilada?
00:34:31What is that?
00:34:32These wizards have one goal in mind.
00:34:35To rule the world with evil
00:34:38by getting rid of all the goodness in the universe.
00:34:41And nothing will stand in their way.
00:34:45She'll tell you, magic smurf.
00:34:48How are you going to handle this?
00:34:49I will tell you how.
00:34:53No name, come back!
00:34:56No name!
00:35:00No name, stop!
00:35:03I can't do it.
00:35:05I can't take on the whole enchilada.
00:35:14I don't have it in me, Smurfette.
00:35:17I know I'm going to let everyone down.
00:35:19Hey, don't beat yourself up.
00:35:21Pressure gets to all of us.
00:35:22You just have to believe in yourself.
00:35:24Yeah, but I don't even know
00:35:26how I'm doing all this magic stuff.
00:35:29This isn't me.
00:35:30I can't face off against a powerful wizard.
00:35:33Listen, that voice inside your head
00:35:35telling you you're not good enough?
00:35:36That voice is not who you are.
00:35:38You're the only one who notices that voice.
00:35:41Whoa.
00:35:42Yeah, whoa.
00:35:43You just need to decide who you want to be,
00:35:46and every day you'll become yourself a little more,
00:35:48and before you know it,
00:35:49that voice will go away.
00:35:51It worked for me.
00:35:54I know what's on your mind
00:35:58I've been there too, one, too many times
00:36:03It's time to let go, go living your life
00:36:09You got a story that you gotta write
00:36:14You were born to be great, born to be real,
00:36:18born to be wild
00:36:19You were born to have faith
00:36:22Faith in yourself, born to survive
00:36:27Don't ever let anyone
00:36:30Say you're not anyone
00:36:31When the world says give it up
00:36:35Keep going cause you're one of something
00:36:40Don't ever let anyone
00:36:46Say you're not anyone
00:36:51Say you're not anyone
00:36:58So when you feel like nothing works
00:37:01Then you try but it's getting worse
00:37:04Getting harder by the minute
00:37:06You don't have to be a cynic
00:37:07You don't have to be a cynic
00:37:08You don't have to have a limit
00:37:09The universe is telling us
00:37:11There's something more to life
00:37:14But you've been only seeing
00:37:16What's in front of your eyes
00:37:19You were born to be great, born to be real, born to be wild
00:37:24You were born to have faith, faith in yourself, born to survive
00:37:31Don't ever let anyone
00:37:34Say you're not anyone
00:37:36When the world says give it up
00:37:39Keep going cause you're one of something
00:37:45Don't ever let anyone
00:37:50Say you're not anyone
00:38:03You feeling better?
00:38:04Yeah
00:38:04The part with the kangaroos was a little weird though
00:38:09What was that?
00:38:10I don't know
00:38:13No!
00:38:15Nurapu village!
00:38:16Come on
00:38:19Mama Poot!
00:38:20What happened?
00:38:22Razumel took two of my snooter poots
00:38:23And the rest of you smurfs
00:38:25And he just took them
00:38:25He took them back to his castle
00:38:26Razumel was here?
00:38:28Oh yes he was
00:38:29And he just made the biggest mistake
00:38:30Of his miserable little life
00:38:32You still want a piece of him?
00:38:35Oh yeah
00:38:36Well take the scream buggy
00:38:37And I'll drive it
00:38:39The scream what?
00:38:41Why is it called the scream buggy?
00:38:44Well she runs out of fuel your fear
00:38:45What?
00:38:46Why?
00:38:48No idea
00:39:01I'm out of fuel your fear
00:39:01Buckle up!
00:39:02Pull out your little smurf nubs!
00:39:04I'm out
00:39:04You can do this
00:39:05You break me!
00:39:09AHHHHH!
00:39:11AHHHHH!
00:39:13AHHHHH!
00:39:14AHHHHH!
00:39:15AHHHHH!
00:39:15AHHHHH!
00:39:16More fear!
00:39:17More fear!
00:39:18More fear!
00:39:33In your grace
00:39:36Oh, my sweet Smurfs, come here.
00:39:39Papa, let me look at you.
00:39:41Are you okay?
00:39:42We were so worried about you, especially me.
00:39:45Oh, I could never forgive myself if any of you were harmed.
00:39:48Joel, please hang my travel cape.
00:39:50Joel, what do you call a group of Smurfs?
00:39:53A gaggle?
00:39:54A herd?
00:39:55A troop?
00:39:55A murder?
00:39:57Well, let's out of here, Rosamel.
00:39:59Oh, way to give it 30%, Papa Smurf.
00:40:01Great stuff.
00:40:02Now give me my book.
00:40:04We told you, we don't have it.
00:40:06And where is my so-called brother?
00:40:09He's relaxing with his feline associate in the solarium, Sire.
00:40:12Oh, now I hate that cat.
00:40:15Um, could we accidentally help it shed its mortal coil, Joel, my dear?
00:40:19As you wish, Lord Sire.
00:40:20Joel!
00:40:21Fetch me a clamato, room temp.
00:40:24Hey, what about us?
00:40:26Prisoners don't get clam drinks.
00:40:28But I do have another treat in store for you.
00:40:31I hope you like party games.
00:40:35We're going to play one called Let's Squish a Smurf every time Papa doesn't tell me where the last magic
00:40:40book is.
00:40:40Till all you Smurfs are squashed!
00:40:45That doesn't sound like a fun game.
00:40:47Joel, be a doll and move these fetid, degenerate goblins to the Squish-a-drome, 4-2-squash.
00:40:55I warned you about getting complacent.
00:40:58Hey, Smurfs, can you give us a minute?
00:41:04The book is still safe, but why are my Smurfs here?
00:41:07It's way too dangerous.
00:41:08Well, maybe if you hadn't been hiding away in Smurf Village for the past hundred years, none of us would
00:41:13be in trouble.
00:41:13You know I had my reasons for that.
00:41:15Do you think Ron would have just walked away?
00:41:18Uh, who's Ron?
00:41:24Bring her in the house!
00:41:26Ow!
00:41:33That cleared out the sinuses.
00:41:35Hey, you dead?
00:41:38That was absolutely terrifying.
00:41:39I think I swallowed my gum.
00:41:41I'm coming for you, poach!
00:41:43Mama's coming for her babies!
00:41:45It might be good to not yell so much and give away our location.
00:41:48Right, right.
00:41:49Ah, okay.
00:41:52What is this place?
00:41:55Munich Autobahn Rosamel Stupid Castle.
00:42:01He thinks it's so spooky.
00:42:05So how do we get in there?
00:42:06Well, it's an impenetrable fortress, so we're gonna have to sneak in.
00:42:11Okay, let's get some ideas going.
00:42:13You know, blue sky time, no judgments.
00:42:15We pole vault over the wall.
00:42:17That's a terrible idea.
00:42:18And that's a judgment.
00:42:19Maybe we can exploit a weakness no wizard can resist.
00:42:23What kind of weakness?
00:42:25A fried weakness.
00:42:28Your food is here.
00:42:29Who ordered this?
00:42:30Razamel Cube with us.
00:42:32That sounds right.
00:42:33He complains when his tunic gets too tight,
00:42:35but he's the one who gets himself in this mess.
00:42:44So you can just order any kind of food from anywhere?
00:42:47Absolutely.
00:42:48Just make sure you tip the driver ahead of time,
00:42:50or they'll lick everything.
00:42:52Okay, here's the plan.
00:42:53Sneak into the castle inside this bag,
00:42:55and when we get delivered to Razamel,
00:42:57kablado!
00:42:58We save everything.
00:43:00We should have gotten more fries.
00:43:02I'm a stress eater.
00:43:03Oh, that's good.
00:43:09Oh, it's the quill pen that my great-great-great-grandfather,
00:43:13Zazamel, used to sign the Treaty of the Alliance of Intergalactic Wizards.
00:43:18Razamel always worshipped this pen.
00:43:25I'll just put it behind this.
00:43:27Enjoying the solarium?
00:43:28Yes, very much.
00:43:31You're probably admiring Dada's urn.
00:43:34This is Dada.
00:43:35Oh, yes.
00:43:36Dada in all his glory.
00:43:38Sometimes when no one's looking,
00:43:40I sprinkle him into Joel's protein shakes.
00:43:43You know, Dada always wanted us to rule together.
00:43:46Remember how he said that was going to happen?
00:43:48And rule together we shall.
00:43:52Once we get our hands on that jaunty grouwer,
00:43:55the whole universe will be under the darkly magic control
00:43:58of the Intergalactic Alliance of Wizards.
00:44:02And finally,
00:44:03all goodness shall be eradicated forevermore.
00:44:07Sounds amazing.
00:44:09So you'll introduce me to the Alliance then?
00:44:11Of course!
00:44:12Proudly!
00:44:13But first,
00:44:14what do you say we shmoosh some smurfs?
00:44:17I'd say that sounds like music to my ears.
00:44:20And hey,
00:44:21I just wanted to say
00:44:22I'm so glad to be back
00:44:24and that we're together again.
00:44:26I love you, Razamel.
00:44:27Best friend, brother, friend, brother.
00:44:30Love.
00:44:32Ah, well,
00:44:33ditto, I'm sure.
00:44:37Come along, Azrael.
00:44:38We're going to watch the smurfs get squashed.
00:44:42Ich halte meinen Atem.
00:44:47Das ist der Name.
00:44:52Absolutely repulsive.
00:44:57Where is I, the castle?
00:45:06Maybe you should slow down on the fries.
00:45:08You're right.
00:45:09Oh, just one more.
00:45:10Are the plates ready?
00:45:11Oh, yes, sir.
00:45:14Hand.
00:45:15Ooh, ring.
00:45:16No ring, Mama.
00:45:17Where's Terry the food taster?
00:45:18I don't know.
00:45:19On break?
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20I'll taste it.
00:45:21If I die, I'll kill Terry.
00:45:24Wait a minute.
00:45:24Did you forget to order fries again?
00:45:26You ate all the fries.
00:45:27I love salty potato bistries
00:45:29and I will not apologize for that.
00:45:31Hey, don't look at me.
00:45:32I didn't make the order.
00:45:33Just check again.
00:45:34What do we do now?
00:45:35I don't know.
00:45:35Can you magic sum up?
00:45:37Hand incoming.
00:45:38Hand incoming.
00:45:39Oh, magic powers from up on high.
00:45:40Bring us fries.
00:45:42Bring us fries!
00:45:43Oh, here they are.
00:45:45Onion rings.
00:45:46Who ordered this garbage?
00:45:47They're Razumov's favorite.
00:45:49How did you know that?
00:45:50No idea.
00:45:51It just came to me.
00:45:53This way.
00:46:20Ready, Joel?
00:46:26Oh, good.
00:46:28It works.
00:46:28First Smurf, please.
00:46:30Please, Razumov, don't hurt my Smurfs.
00:46:32Then tell me where the magic book is.
00:46:35Somewhere you'll never find it.
00:46:36Then let's loosen those lips.
00:46:38Who shall we squash first?
00:46:41Eenie?
00:46:43Meenie?
00:46:44Miney?
00:46:44I'll go.
00:46:51Hear that?
00:46:52That's the clicking sound of evil.
00:47:00Let's go Smurf that wizard up.
00:47:09Last chance, Puffer.
00:47:13We're here to save everything.
00:47:17Deal with my awesomeness.
00:47:20My, those are dated moves for such a bold entrance.
00:47:24State your business, stranger.
00:47:27Free Puffer Smurf at once.
00:47:28And give me back my babies.
00:47:31Or what?
00:47:32Or I shall uncork all of my awesomeness all over this place.
00:47:36What?
00:47:41There must be a cat in here.
00:47:43Is there a cat in here?
00:47:45I knew it.
00:47:46Man, the dander gets me.
00:47:48Is that what I think it is?
00:47:49Uh-oh.
00:47:50Could it be...
00:47:52Chanty Greboire?
00:47:54I knew you couldn't hide forever.
00:47:57I thought you said the magic book was safe.
00:47:59How long have you been on my head?
00:48:00And how did I not feel you there?
00:48:02I have soft hands.
00:48:04And feet.
00:48:05And I've only been up there since you made a wish.
00:48:07Cha-cha-cha.
00:48:09I'm magic!
00:48:11Wait.
00:48:12Were you doing the magic?
00:48:14Um, yeah, kinda.
00:48:17Yeah, but the moonwalking was all you.
00:48:19Yeah, actually that was me too.
00:48:23I didn't even do the moonwalk?
00:48:25There's no such thing as a magic Smurf.
00:48:28Hey, chin up, pal.
00:48:29Don't quit on yourself.
00:48:31You made a wish for a thing,
00:48:33so I just gave you a head start.
00:48:35You've got a lot more magic in you than you think.
00:48:38You just gotta let it out.
00:48:41Oh, there's Papa!
00:48:42Hey, Papa!
00:48:43Thank you for bringing the final magic book right to me.
00:48:47Oh, look who it is!
00:48:49It's our lost little wizard girl family member.
00:48:52I'm not part of your family, you freak.
00:48:55Tut-tut.
00:48:55Me thinks these voluminous Polaroid photo albums from your childhood
00:49:00would tell a different tale.
00:49:02Here you are when you were clay.
00:49:04Oh, here you are throwing horseshoes at a Sunday barbecue.
00:49:08Oh, and look at you laughing at the caricatures
00:49:10who drew you in front of the Eiffel Tower.
00:49:12That's me?
00:49:13You may have looked different,
00:49:15but you were always one of us.
00:49:17Why don't I remember any of this?
00:49:20Oh, and here you are enjoying the wizard's favorite snack, french fries.
00:49:24Oh, how you loved your fries!
00:49:26That's a lie!
00:49:27I hate fries!
00:49:28Huh?
00:49:29I knew I didn't like her for a reason.
00:49:31She's the darn enemy!
00:49:32No!
00:49:32I'm a smurf!
00:49:34And P.S., newsflash, and FYI,
00:49:36that's not who I am now.
00:49:38Ha ha!
00:49:38You can never change what you really are.
00:49:41Don't listen to him, Smurfette.
00:49:42You're with us, now and always.
00:49:44That's right.
00:49:45I'm with him and them.
00:49:47You're sure about that?
00:49:49You did exactly what you were created to do.
00:49:52You brought me Papa Smurf and Jaunty,
00:49:54the final piece of the evil puzzle.
00:49:57Ergo ipso delicto.
00:49:59I win.
00:50:00Time to rule the universe.
00:50:02I want to stay with Papa!
00:50:03Papa!
00:50:04Jaunty Grimoire!
00:50:05What a wonderful moment.
00:50:06Too bad it has to be interrupted by
00:50:08reality!
00:50:10No!
00:50:10Chibala!
00:50:11Bacu!
00:50:12Bambadig!
00:50:13Wait a minute.
00:50:14What am I reading?
00:50:17Ah!
00:50:18Yes, that's better.
00:50:19May dark power course through your pages
00:50:22now and forever!
00:50:24I don't want to be evil!
00:50:32I am Grimoire.
00:50:35No!
00:50:35Yes!
00:50:37Well, thanks for saving me a lot of squish time.
00:50:40See ya!
00:50:41Wait, I'm not going with you.
00:50:43To meet with the other wizards?
00:50:45Um, that's a big fat no.
00:50:47This is the end of the road for you, Gargamel.
00:50:50But you said ditto when I said I loved you.
00:50:53I lied.
00:50:54I'm telling mother!
00:50:55Mother never respected you.
00:50:57Oh, you stupid cat.
00:50:59Goodbye, Smurfs!
00:51:00And so long, brother.
00:51:02Forever!
00:51:13I'm so sorry, everyone.
00:51:16I'm sorry, too.
00:51:17This is my first job out of college, though.
00:51:19I need a good review on my LinkedIn.
00:51:21Well, you're not getting one from me.
00:51:22Fair enough.
00:51:24That's pretty impressive engineering.
00:51:26I can't believe I'm the one who's gonna get smashed.
00:51:30At least I'll be thin.
00:51:32I'm gonna miss you guys.
00:51:35I love you.
00:51:47What are you doing?
00:51:48It doesn't go down like this.
00:51:50Yes, I may loathe the Smurfs with the fury of a thousand burning suns,
00:51:54but I loathe my brother more for disrespecting me and my sweet, sweet Elzriel.
00:52:00And I've had enough of said respectlessness.
00:52:04Run, Smurfs, run!
00:52:11Prisoner escape!
00:52:12Prisoner escape!
00:52:17Good idea, Azriel.
00:52:20Engage wing cells!
00:52:22Look at me.
00:52:24I'm going to need a bigger litter box.
00:52:28Oh, my.
00:52:32Bring it!
00:52:33Come on, Ken!
00:52:34I don't run from a fight.
00:52:35We're not leaving you, brother.
00:52:39All smells and food of food spoken for.
00:52:42Excelsior, my sweet Azriel.
00:52:52I'm not feeling so mature.
00:52:54I'm not feeling so mature.
00:52:55I'm not feeling so mature.
00:52:56Assume cash with each other.
00:53:17No.
00:53:19No.
00:53:19No.
00:53:19I'm not feeling so mature.
00:53:25no name no this is my fault the only reason any of this happened is because
00:53:31I wanted to find my thing if I hadn't been so selfish none of us would be here
00:53:36no it's not your fault no name and it certainly isn't your smurfette this is
00:53:42all my fault I kept secrets from you all and that was wrong I didn't want to lose
00:53:50any of you the way we lost Ron who's right he was the greatest smurf who ever
00:53:56lived I should have told you about him a long time ago you're safe with us little
00:54:02one I've got those evil wizards won't get you oh he was a smurf of tremendous
00:54:09courage and valor and real really great hair it's good to see you my brothers
00:54:15it's been too long we just had smurfberry juice and waffles together like I said
00:54:20it's been too long that's magic book will be mine
00:54:26yeah that was a bit of a letdown
00:54:32now that's more like it he dispatched baddies with a smurfy blend of
00:54:36elegance and lethality
00:54:42I think it was safe to say that Ron loved everyone and everything no matter how
00:54:47small or insignificant they may seem
00:54:54I love you brother or sister oh he was way ahead of his time
00:55:02but Razamel soon got the upper hand
00:55:11that's really something else I should probably start with this one next time
00:55:16this one next time
00:55:30baby joan t
00:55:33no
00:55:33no
00:55:33oh
00:55:38oh
00:55:38oh
00:55:38oh
00:55:38oh
00:55:39oh
00:55:39oh
00:55:44oh
00:55:44oh
00:55:44oh
00:55:44oh
00:55:44oh
00:55:44oh
00:55:44oh
00:55:50I probably should have cut my hair like you guys suggested.
00:55:54You always were a free spirit.
00:55:56It was an honor and privilege guardian nearing with both of you.
00:56:06Ron was gone.
00:56:10Now I won't ask you again.
00:56:12Give me that baby book.
00:56:14No.
00:56:15No!
00:56:17No!
00:56:17Not in the face!
00:56:27That's why I created Smurf Village.
00:56:29So I could keep all of you safe.
00:56:32I couldn't lose any if you like we lost Ron.
00:56:35There isn't a day goes by that I don't think about him.
00:56:37I know, brother.
00:56:39It's time I told you about our higher calling.
00:56:43We Smurfs are guardian ears of good.
00:56:47What does that mean?
00:56:48It means that we have always been protectors of peace and harmony in the universe.
00:56:54Even Smurfs who don't have a thing?
00:56:56Yes, no name.
00:56:57But it's not just some thing you call yourself.
00:57:00And it isn't who you are.
00:57:01It's who we are.
00:57:03It's the sum of all its parts.
00:57:06It's brains and brawn.
00:57:08It's a Smurf who always fights for what she believes in.
00:57:12And even a Smurf who thought he didn't have anything, but is willing to give everything.
00:57:19I'm not gonna sugarcoat this, Smurfs.
00:57:21The bad guys want to destroy everything good in the world.
00:57:25And they could do it.
00:57:26But we're not gonna let them.
00:57:28Because there is nothing we can't accomplish if we do it together.
00:57:33Now let's get that book and save the universe!
00:57:36Let's do it for Ron!
00:57:38Let's get the guardian earring!
00:57:42Wait!
00:57:43Where are we going?
00:57:44Way to kill the moon, glasses.
00:57:46He's right.
00:57:47Razumel and that book could be anywhere in the universe.
00:57:50Attention!
00:57:52Attentione!
00:57:53I know exactly where the wizards have taken all four books.
00:57:57Now, I will share this information with you vicious garden weasels on one condition.
00:58:01Name it.
00:58:02That I be in the room to see the stupid angry look on my stupid angry brother's mean stupid angry
00:58:07face.
00:58:07When he sees you all alive and thriving.
00:58:11It's a spite mission.
00:58:12I think we got it.
00:58:13We all get what we want.
00:58:15But, after that, our little alliance is over.
00:58:20Yeah, okay, deal.
00:58:21Way to, freaky diggy.
00:58:22To the ninth dimension.
00:58:24The nexus of space and time that represents all possible worlds and all...
00:58:28Get in the car!
00:58:29Oh, yes.
00:58:36Come on, everybody, come around.
00:58:46Hello, everyone.
00:58:48I have big news.
00:58:50And it involves me and my magic book.
00:58:52Oh, what a surprise.
00:58:54Razumel is late.
00:58:55What could you have been doing?
00:58:57Having your hair cut by a blind lacun?
00:59:01Oh, you know what?
00:59:03I'm sick of being treated like garbage by all of you.
00:59:06Your sarcastic comments and mock merriment.
00:59:10Ugh.
00:59:10Late and lame.
00:59:12You're all lame.
00:59:16You'll make wonderful hench minions now that I'm the lord of the universe.
00:59:20Solo.
00:59:21Me.
00:59:21I.
00:59:22Moi.
00:59:25Well, time to start chanting.
00:59:27Oh, yeah.
00:59:28No chance I'll hit that note.
00:59:29And here we go!
00:59:41You have got to be kidding me.
00:59:43The guardian airs of good are here!
00:59:46We'll try not to hurt you, but we're not making any promises.
00:59:49It's not bragging.
00:59:50It's just me being real.
00:59:51Oh.
00:59:52This is bad.
00:59:54He's licked all the books.
00:59:55Chad, we need a plan.
00:59:57We're guardian ears, Papa.
00:59:58We are the plan.
01:00:00Charge!
01:00:01Hold on!
01:00:04Well, that's adorable.
01:00:09Your goodness is mine.
01:00:12Into the vortex, smurf spirits.
01:00:16Razumel stole their smurfy goodness.
01:00:17We could get him back if we break the spell.
01:00:20By rescuing Jaunty.
01:00:22Where are you going, traitor?
01:00:25Traitor?
01:00:26No, I...
01:00:27I brought the smurf to you!
01:00:29This was a spite mission.
01:00:31Uh...
01:00:32Was.
01:00:32In the water bottle, you go!
01:00:34No!
01:00:35He's distracted.
01:00:37You thought I forgot about you?
01:00:41Whose goodness shall I take first?
01:00:45No!
01:00:47Papa!
01:00:49Don't give up my precious smurfs.
01:00:52Your guardian ears.
01:00:54It's up to you now.
01:01:04Smurfette?
01:01:05My work is done.
01:01:07I finally delivered everything you wanted.
01:01:10Your evil lordship.
01:01:12What is this?
01:01:13I have always been on your side.
01:01:15What?
01:01:15No.
01:01:16Well, well, well.
01:01:18That's what we in the evil business call the long card.
01:01:22Welcome home, sinister smurf demon.
01:01:28Thank!
01:01:30Got you, Jaunty.
01:01:32Thank you, Smurfs.
01:01:33Woof!
01:01:43Stop!
01:01:44That's the interdimensional abyss.
01:01:46Anyone who goes in there, never, ever comes back the same.
01:01:51You've got nowhere to go.
01:02:01What do we do now, Jaunty?
01:02:03Warning!
01:02:04Lose the heels.
01:02:05You're really not gonna like this first dimension, Smurfette.
01:02:07Why?
01:02:10Cray?
01:02:12That's why I feel overly thick and bloated.
01:02:15Where's the book?
01:02:16Give that back to me!
01:02:20That's what happens to hansy fellas.
01:02:22Find the door!
01:02:23Go, Smurfette!
01:02:36This is the worst dimension!
01:02:38Stay away from erasers!
01:02:39Oh!
01:02:40What's that?
01:02:41Ah!
01:02:41Major...
01:02:41Oh, come on.
01:02:42Help!
01:02:43The middle is missing patting!
01:02:46Ah!
01:02:47Eraser!
01:02:47It's my book, you freakish...
01:02:50Popping J's!
01:02:53Oh, no!
01:02:54I can only run from left to right!
01:02:56Here!
01:02:56Jump up these tiny hills!
01:03:00This dimension isn't so hard, actually.
01:03:02Hand of the 8-bit books, Smurfs!
01:03:04Or face the wrath of my evil picket fence!
01:03:07It'll take more than a fence to stop us!
01:03:15Be careful...
01:03:15Don't forget your power!
01:03:17Don't forget your power!
01:03:18Don't forget your power!
01:03:26Don't forget your power!
01:03:26Ugh!
01:03:29This is my least favorite dimension.
01:03:33What are you?
01:03:34I'm a tardigrade, the most rugged micro-animal in the universe.
01:03:38Our motto is live tiny, die never.
01:03:41Hi, tardy!
01:03:42Nice to meet you!
01:03:42Bye!
01:03:43Nice to meet you too!
01:03:44Bye!
01:03:47I just want a friend.
01:03:48Will you stay here with me forever?
01:03:51I'm so tibling on!
01:03:55Is this...?
01:03:56It's my village.
01:03:59We're home.
01:04:01Ah!
01:04:01Cha-cha-cha!
01:04:02All you have to do is get me to Papa Smurfs' mushroom house,
01:04:05and I can hide away for another hundred years easy!
01:04:15Welcome back.
01:04:17Papa!
01:04:18You're okay!
01:04:19I've never been better.
01:04:21It's good to have you home.
01:04:24We did it, Papa.
01:04:26Keep her safe.
01:04:29I knew you'd come through, Smurfette.
01:04:33I-I don't understand.
01:04:35Oh, let me explain.
01:04:36We're in the surreal dimension.
01:04:39It's made of your dreams and nightmares.
01:04:42No.
01:04:42Thank you for your service.
01:04:45Time to rid the universe of all things good.
01:04:48Bye-bye, puppies!
01:04:50Ciao, daisies!
01:04:52He's done it!
01:04:54He's sucking all of the goodness out of the universe!
01:04:58What the sh-
01:05:01Release Jaunty!
01:05:02Huh?
01:05:03We're not gonna let this happen, Ratamel.
01:05:05And just who is going to stop me?
01:05:07You?
01:05:08Ha-ha!
01:05:09You are nothing.
01:05:10I'm not nothing.
01:05:11Oh?
01:05:12Then who are you?
01:05:15I'm...
01:05:16I'm...
01:05:17That's what I thought.
01:05:21You're nobody.
01:05:22No name!
01:05:23No name!
01:05:24Can you hear me?
01:05:25Can you hear me?
01:05:29Who are you, no name?
01:05:32No name?
01:05:32Who are you?
01:05:34Who?
01:05:36I...
01:05:37I...
01:05:37I don't know.
01:05:39You should've just stuck to clog-making.
01:05:41Stay with me, no name!
01:05:44Please.
01:05:47You got more magic in you than you think.
01:05:50That voice inside your head telling you you're not good enough?
01:05:52That voice is not who you are.
01:05:58I don't know who I am, Papa.
01:06:00And I don't think I ever will.
01:06:02I know who you are.
01:06:05You're kind and fair.
01:06:08You're strong because you're determined.
01:06:10You should remind me a lot of Ron in that way.
01:06:12Really?
01:06:13How?
01:06:14He was resilient.
01:06:16When Rod got knocked down, he'd get right back up on his feet.
01:06:19Just like you.
01:06:21But Ron knew who he was.
01:06:23He had a thing.
01:06:25Not at first.
01:06:27Some Smurfs just take a little more time to find their thing.
01:06:29And Noni?
01:06:31It's your time.
01:06:44What?
01:06:45What are you saying?
01:06:51I know who I am.
01:06:54Hey!
01:06:55We're not done!
01:06:56Oh, I've had just about enough of you!
01:07:01Noni!
01:07:03How?
01:07:03Who are you?
01:07:06Call me!
01:07:07I'm the Smurf who's gonna kick your big giant butt, Smurf!
01:07:14Uh...
01:07:14The Smurf who's gonna kick your big giant butt, Smurf?
01:07:18I don't know. I think he's got a bit of pizazz.
01:07:20You don't like it, do you?
01:07:22I don't care what you call yourself!
01:07:24One lone Smurf can't take on the whole evil enchilada!
01:07:28That's the difference between you and me, Razumel.
01:07:30I'm not alone.
01:07:35Smurfette?
01:07:38SHUT!
01:07:47Why are you singing that dreadful song?
01:07:50Because we're the guardian ears of good.
01:07:52And I believe you have something of ours.
01:07:59Wow!
01:08:29No!
01:08:33No!
01:08:34No!
01:08:34No!
01:08:39Stop it! Stop this right now!
01:08:41No! Stop it! Stop this right now!
01:08:51Oh!
01:08:52Amazing.
01:08:55What?
01:09:01No!
01:09:11What are you doing?
01:09:14Smurfette, I command you to help me at once!
01:09:17You're an evil wizard, and always will be!
01:09:19Not true. Who I am is up to me. I decide. I am Smurf.
01:09:27We may be small, we may be adorable, but don't mistake our kindness for weakness.
01:09:32Because kindness always wins.
01:09:35Unite in Smurfitude!
01:09:53No! My books! They're not evil anymore!
01:09:58Ha ha! Cha cha cha!
01:10:00Cha cha cha!
01:10:01Ooh!
01:10:03That's good!
01:10:06Oh! Hey everybody!
01:10:11Oh, I hate you!
01:10:13I know!
01:10:14Oh!
01:10:16Thank you, no name. I mean, what did you call yourself again?
01:10:19Um, I'm the Smurf who's gonna kick your big giant butt, Smurf?
01:10:23You're right.
01:10:25Terrible. I can beat that.
01:10:27Wait, what about...
01:10:28Kick a***** Smurf!
01:10:30Oh!
01:10:31Kick a***** Smurf is definitely inappropriate.
01:10:34Your lucky sound effect Smurf is here.
01:10:36Sorry, I don't know what the f***** I was thinking.
01:10:39Hey! I said Smurf!
01:10:43You know, maybe I'll stick with Magic Smurf.
01:10:45It's... it's got a nicer ring to it.
01:10:47It's classic.
01:10:49Kid, you earned your name.
01:10:52Give it up for Magic Smurf!
01:10:55Magic Smurf!
01:10:58How did this happen?
01:11:00You came up against the guardian ears of good.
01:11:04This is for wrong.
01:11:07You missed me, idiot.
01:11:09Did I?
01:11:12No! No!
01:11:13Help me, dear brother!
01:11:14I... I... love you!
01:11:17Funny how you're finally able to say it now.
01:11:20How about Asriel?
01:11:21How do you feel about my precious feline associate?
01:11:25Yes, feelings, you know.
01:11:28I love you, Asriel.
01:11:31Meow.
01:11:32In the immortal words of Asriel's favorite pop crooner and social provocateur, Jonathan Mathis...
01:11:37Too much, too little, too late.
01:11:40No! No!
01:11:41Help!
01:11:42No!
01:11:45Well, that was quite the successful spite mission. I'm off.
01:11:51It's Razamel!
01:11:53Did somebody say... Ron?
01:11:57What? It's Ron!
01:12:03Well, judging by the smile on everyone's face, looks like the guardian ears of good took care of business.
01:12:08These Smurfs were more than up to the task.
01:12:11And they did it their own way.
01:12:12Huh?
01:12:15Ron!
01:12:16I thought you were a goner!
01:12:18Well, if by goner you mean I was stuck in the tenth dimension guarded by every variation of vicious dragon
01:12:23and every possible variation of the universe, then you'd be right. I was a goner.
01:12:28So, what did I miss in the last hundred and sixty years?
01:12:31Well, that depends. Are you thinking about time in a linear fashion or as a series of flat circles?
01:12:37Uh, what?
01:12:39Exactly. What do you say we get out of here and head back home, where life is good and things
01:12:45don't crunch our brains so much?
01:12:46That sounds pretty Smurf-y to me.
01:12:48Ooh, baby, do you know what I'm saying?
01:12:52Ooh, baby, there's a place on earth
01:12:56My dear Smurfs, we will no longer hide away from the world
01:13:16Whenever we're called to action, we'll be there
01:13:19Because we're stronger together
01:13:38I'ma bring heaven straight to your doorstep
01:13:41It's all nirvana, baby, come in and do it
01:13:45I'ma be the only one that you need
01:13:48And I'll give you something, boy, for you to believe in
01:13:52Keep it high, that vibration, live or die
01:13:56Your salvation, keep it up, up, up
01:13:59Keep it up, up, up
01:14:01High and long!
01:14:10I'll give you something, boy, for you to believe in the world
01:14:43Ooh, I think the world here is deja vu
01:14:48Just made it right, but you feel like a friend of mine
01:14:54I feel like a friend of mine
01:14:57I feel like a friend of mine
01:14:59Oh, I feel so familiar, I feel so brown
01:15:01Trust me tonight, but you feel like a friend of mine
01:15:06I feel like a friend of mine
01:15:18I feel like a friend of mine
01:15:36I feel like a friend of mine
01:15:57Oh, I think the world here is deja vu
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