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00:00:01Look at the plane! The plane!
00:00:38THE END
00:01:14Hmm, coconut salad, puree of coconut, coconut soup, mixed coconut, and prime coconut roast.
00:01:24Hey boss, you forgot something. You forgetting the dessert?
00:01:28Oh, I hate coconuts. I can't stand coconuts.
00:01:33We've been on this island for months and it hasn't got anything on it but a coconut tree.
00:01:38I'll go nuts if I'm on this plate for another minute.
00:01:41Hey boss, it's a minute already.
00:01:44It is?
00:02:01Wow!
00:02:02Look baby, two sheeps. Two sheeps. We are saved. We are saved.
00:02:07Two sheeps. Two sheeps.
00:02:10Goodie, goodie, goodie. Now we can have lamb chop.
00:02:15Oh, boy. Like a lamb.
00:02:19No, it's sheeps. It's sheeps. You know, sheeps.
00:02:22I got new water. Sheeps.
00:02:29We're saved. We're saved. Shep-ahoy.
00:02:32Hey, sheeps. Here we are. Here we are.
00:02:35Yee-hah, yee-hah, yee-hah.
00:02:37Shep-ahoy there. Over here.
00:02:39Look, over here on the beach.
00:02:44Shep-ahoy.
00:02:46Surrender.
00:02:48Ahoy there.
00:02:50Surrender, Rabbit.
00:02:52I've got you outnumbered, one to one.
00:02:55Surrender? Never heard of the way.
00:02:57So you'll have to try to take the ship.
00:03:04Now he should know better than Dad.
00:03:19Blast you, Rabbit. Two can play that game.
00:03:24Look this way on the beach. Ahoy! Ahoy!
00:03:28What's the matter with you guys, you blind?
00:03:30This way!
00:03:51Ahoy there! Come on, you guys.
00:03:53Stop horsing around and rescue us.
00:03:55Prepare to defend yourself, Rabbit.
00:03:57Cause I'm aborting your ship.
00:03:59Charge!
00:04:03Reach! Reach!
00:04:09Baraki, Marana, Marana! S-E-S! S-E-S!
00:04:12That's F-O-F, you jerk.
00:04:14Okay, an S-O-S, whatever.
00:04:16S-O-S! S-O-S!
00:04:22Oh, there's your bad-tempered snaggle, too, Farmer!
00:04:27Get on deck and load this cannon!
00:04:35Cut out the army talks! We're in the Navy!
00:04:51Set her down! Set her down here!
00:04:56Ooh! I'll shiver his timbers,
00:04:58and I'll batten his hatch and keel-haul his scuppers!
00:05:06Now, you long-eared critter!
00:05:09How am I gonna make you pay?
00:05:11Oh, no!
00:05:16You doggone itchid galoot!
00:05:18You'll blow the ship to smithereenies!
00:05:20And if you does that once more,
00:05:22I ain't a-goin' after it!
00:05:32Oh, no!
00:05:36Hey, look, boss!
00:05:38One sheep, she blow his star up!
00:05:39It's a fallout! Scram!
00:05:41Hey! Sheep!
00:05:44Better watch yourself!
00:05:45You're liable to get squashed!
00:05:47Holy frijoles!
00:05:49You squashed, boss?
00:05:50Hm! Me thinks I've found a map!
00:05:53It's a treasure map!
00:05:55Mmm! No dame fortune slug me!
00:05:57I'm rich!
00:05:59I'm wealthy!
00:06:01I'm fabulously well-heeled!
00:06:04Comfortably well-off!
00:06:06No more coconuts!
00:06:08Oh, Mr. Mallard's little boy is now a rich duck!
00:06:12I'll make a wonderful capitalist!
00:06:14Oh, boy!
00:06:15Boss, we gonna find treasure?
00:06:17We're gonna find that treasure,
00:06:18if you've gotta dig up this whole island!
00:06:20Let's get started!
00:06:22How come I always get stuck on the end of the shovel
00:06:24that don't got no gold on it?
00:06:31Oh, wracking, wracking rabbit!
00:06:33I'd like to stretch him on a wracking, wracking, wracking rack!
00:06:37Roll faster, you snagletooth farmer!
00:06:40Or I'll batten down your burnicles!
00:06:46Slow down, you swamp!
00:06:47Maybe you're gonna capsize us!
00:06:49Slow down! Slow down! Slow down!
00:06:51Slow down!
00:06:56Oh!
00:06:58Oh!
00:07:00Just for that, I'm gonna slice your hawser!
00:07:09Great thunderation!
00:07:11My treasure map's gone!
00:07:12Some sneaking swabs run off with my treasure map!
00:07:16Oh, I'll kill all the swab that done it!
00:07:18What be this?
00:07:19Aha!
00:07:20Looks like the one who's done it is wearing black feathers!
00:07:24Come on, you mangy wharf rat!
00:07:26Uh, got me a clue!
00:07:28Let's see now!
00:07:29This map says turn left at the swamp!
00:07:32I don't see any swamp!
00:07:33Oh, perhaps his sign will help!
00:07:36Danger!
00:07:37Let's say it!
00:07:39Swamp!
00:07:40I don't see you!
00:07:48Oh, don't you stand there!
00:07:49Turn left!
00:07:56There's feather-baring critters in there.
00:07:58Now get in there and see if those critters are wearing black feathers.
00:08:14Oh, you stupid swab.
00:08:16There ain't a black feather among them, and you may lie to that.
00:08:21I keep telling you, cut out that army talk.
00:08:25We're in the Navy.
00:08:31According to this map, the treasure's got to be buried somewhere among these rocks.
00:08:36These rocks?
00:08:37You can't miss it.
00:08:38There's a big black X marking the spot.
00:08:40I find him.
00:08:45I don't see no cross, boss.
00:08:47Only a beat up old well.
00:08:48The last thing in the world this little duck needs is a stupid well.
00:08:52I'm not thirsty.
00:08:53I'm hungry.
00:08:54Me too, boss.
00:08:55I wish I had some cheese.
00:08:56I am the spirit of the wishing well.
00:09:00I do my best to please the wish you made I grant to you.
00:09:05So here's our cheese.
00:09:10Hey, that spirit's from the well.
00:09:12He's in pretty good service.
00:09:13Stand aside, rodent.
00:09:15Let me at that well.
00:09:16Listen, well, if you can whomp up a piece of cheese for a mouse,
00:09:20surely you can turn me into a super duck so I can fly off this stupid island.
00:09:24Your fondest wish, your fondest dream, I'll make you super duck supreme.
00:09:33This strange being from another planet is faster than a bullet.
00:09:38More powerful than a speeding locomotive.
00:09:42Able to leap the tallest buildings.
00:09:53Disguised as Cluck Trent, a mild-mannered reporter on a metropolitan newspaper,
00:09:59Super Duck fights an endless battle against the forces of evil.
00:10:07You call that super duck?
00:10:09You made me a stupid duck.
00:10:11Patience is a virtue.
00:10:13Patience brings good luck.
00:10:15It is seldom found in humans, and never in a duck.
00:10:29You cannot stop me, Mr. Newspaper Editor.
00:10:31I blow up everything.
00:10:34Boom.
00:10:34Pow it.
00:10:35Zam.
00:10:35Kaboom.
00:10:36All over country.
00:10:38Buildings.
00:10:38Bridges.
00:10:39Power plants.
00:10:40Trains.
00:10:40Sheeps.
00:10:41Everywhere ruin and destruction.
00:10:44Then I, Aardvark Ratnik, will be supreme.
00:10:50Blow up buildings.
00:10:52Bridges.
00:10:53Sink ships.
00:10:54Say, I believe this Aardvark Ratnik fellow is in league with the forces of evil.
00:11:01This looks like a job for Super Duck.
00:11:04Now to the broom closet to change from the guise of a mild-mannered newspaper reporter to that of Super
00:11:10Duck.
00:11:16Whoops.
00:11:17Wrong costume.
00:11:20Ta-da!
00:11:27And I, Aardvark Ratnik, will rule the world.
00:11:34I don't know why I watch these corny soap operas.
00:11:39Where is he?
00:11:40Where's the cowardly little sneak?
00:11:42Aha!
00:11:42It escaped out the window, eh?
00:11:44Stand aside.
00:11:46This is a job for Super Duck.
00:11:58Super Duck.
00:11:58I mean, wouldn't you think they could find some other place to put a building?
00:12:07That building down there.
00:12:09It's blowing up.
00:12:11Aha!
00:12:12The evil work of Aardvark Ratnik.
00:12:15This is a job for Super Duck.
00:12:33Ta-da!
00:12:37No, no thanks are necessary, my good man.
00:12:39I was just doing my duty.
00:12:42There's the likes of a mouse all over the world.
00:12:46You call yourself a wishing will?
00:12:49There, in the ocean, a ship's sinking.
00:12:54Thank goodness I'm in time to show Aardvark Ratnik.
00:12:57He's no match for a Super Duck.
00:13:07All right, Ratnik.
00:13:10Let's see you try that again.
00:13:13Fire one.
00:13:14One razor!
00:13:23Mother...
00:13:28That Ratnik's a slippery one, all right.
00:13:31But not quite slippery enough.
00:13:34Aha!
00:13:35Planting dynamite at the base of that railroad trestle.
00:13:37The work of that Rat Ratnik.
00:13:39Or I don't know my rats.
00:13:46This is a job for...
00:13:48A...
00:13:50Super Duck!
00:13:52No!
00:14:09I'll just relieve you of that, if you don't mind.
00:14:14Shucks, I almost had him that time.
00:14:17But just let him make one false move, and then I'll...
00:14:24This is a job for...
00:14:26You-know-who.
00:14:28All right, Ratnik.
00:14:29You better make your first shot a good one,
00:14:31because I'm coming down there
00:14:32and shoved that oversized cannon cracker
00:14:35right down your throat.
00:14:48Up there in the sky.
00:14:49It's a bird.
00:14:51It's a plane.
00:14:52It's Super Duck!
00:14:55Aaaaaaah!
00:15:04Aaaaaah!
00:15:15Stupid well.
00:15:16Ow!
00:15:17Ow!
00:15:18Listen, you at the bottom of a well.
00:15:20As long as this island is my last resort,
00:15:23make it a nice resort.
00:15:24Your uncouth words have reached my ears.
00:15:28I reluctantly comply.
00:15:30This shabby little island, I shall transmogrify.
00:15:35Look, boss, a mackerel is happening.
00:15:37You mean a miracle.
00:15:39Gee.
00:15:55Holy, frijoli, look at this.
00:15:57It's all here, just like I wished it.
00:15:59Even better.
00:16:03There must be a way for a duck to make a buck in a place like this.
00:16:08Hey, you got a new suit.
00:16:10A zoot suit.
00:16:11Your suit looks nice, too.
00:16:13Who's your tailor?
00:16:14By George, I've got it.
00:16:16When word of this wishing well gets around,
00:16:18we'll have people pouring in to have their wishes come true
00:16:20at 500 bucks a wish.
00:16:22Here, get rid of this map.
00:16:24Now that we've found the treasure, who needs it anymore?
00:16:27Harken closely to these words.
00:16:29This secret I must tell.
00:16:31Only he who owns the map is possessor of the well.
00:16:36Get your filthy hands off that map, you little sneak.
00:16:39It's mine, do you hear?
00:16:40Mine, mine, mine.
00:16:41And so is the whole island.
00:16:43Hey, what you gonna call this place, boss?
00:16:45What else but Daffy Duck's Fantastic Island.
00:17:00Look, boss, the plane, the plane.
00:17:02Where?
00:17:03Over there?
00:17:04See?
00:17:05I see.
00:17:06There it is, the first of many.
00:17:09Shall we hasten to the dock and greet our guests?
00:17:11See?
00:17:12Let's do that.
00:17:12Yee-haw, yee-haw.
00:17:13Yee-bah, yee-bah.
00:17:14And then it's from the dock.
00:17:21As the host of Fantastic Island,
00:17:23let me be the first to extend the hand of hospitality.
00:17:27And bid you...
00:17:34Sheesh!
00:17:38Five hundred dollars for a penny, folks.
00:17:41And cheap at the price.
00:17:42Yes, sir, ladies and gents.
00:17:44Five hundred big ones will get you a single solitary penny.
00:17:48Plunk it into the well
00:17:49and watch your fondest dreams come true.
00:17:52Boy, my boss he plenty smart in your cabeza.
00:17:54You bet.
00:17:55Don't shove, folks.
00:17:56There's enough pennies for everybody.
00:17:58Have your five hundred bucks in your hands to save time.
00:18:00How many, lady?
00:18:01Oh, hee-hee-hee.
00:18:03Just one, please.
00:18:05Uh, the five hundred first, lady.
00:18:07Oh, dearie me, of course.
00:18:08I'm so absent-minded.
00:18:12There you are, sister.
00:18:14Oh, my gracious.
00:18:15I'm all over Twitter.
00:18:19Hello, well.
00:18:21Hi.
00:18:22Well, go ahead.
00:18:23Toss your stupid penny in the well
00:18:25and make a stupid wish.
00:18:26Well, here goes.
00:18:31I guess I've always wanted to minister
00:18:33to the sufferings of humanity.
00:18:35I wish I was a nurse.
00:18:38Your wish shall be granted.
00:18:41Gaze into me and see
00:18:43the next time that you see yourself,
00:18:46a nurse is what you'll be.
00:18:54Oh, dear, I'm so impatient
00:18:57to get to my first station.
00:19:03I taught, I taught a buddy dad.
00:19:26Great day in the morning.
00:19:28Instead of one,
00:19:29it looks like I'm gonna get three.
00:19:40Oh, dear, I'm so impatient.
00:19:42Good morning.
00:19:44Good morning.
00:19:44And how are my patients today?
00:19:46And how's the doggie's limb this morning?
00:19:49Oh, still tender, eh?
00:19:52Well, maybe that will teach you
00:19:53to stop chasing the pussycat.
00:19:55And how's the pussyfoot today?
00:20:00Still sensitive?
00:20:01Still sensitive?
00:20:02Well, maybe now you'll leave
00:20:02that little birdie alone.
00:20:04I hope this teaches both of you a lesson.
00:20:07Oh, the poor little tweety bird.
00:20:10Let's make you a little more comfortable.
00:20:13Now you'll be good boys and get some rest.
00:20:18Uh-oh, I don't like to walk
00:20:20in that pretty cat's eyes.
00:20:26Ah, shut up!
00:20:29Ow!
00:20:30Ow!
00:20:32What's going on in there?
00:20:40My, I must be hearing things.
00:20:46Ah!
00:20:47Ah!
00:20:48Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
00:20:49Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
00:20:49Didn't I try to do that?
00:20:51Ah, ah, ah!
00:20:52Ah!
00:20:55My, my, you must be in terrible pain.
00:20:59We'll just get you back into bed
00:21:01and give you something
00:21:02to make you sleep.
00:21:06There, now.
00:21:07It'll be more quiet
00:21:08on this side of the room
00:21:09and those pills will put you
00:21:11to sleep in a few minutes.
00:21:34Where did that putty test go?
00:21:36He's nowhere around.
00:21:38I'd better peek in and see how little Twitty Bird is doing.
00:22:08Bad old Puddy Cat.
00:22:13Okay, Buster.
00:22:15You asked for it.
00:22:40I'll just have to strap you both in bed.
00:22:43Now stop sulking.
00:22:45Why don't you get a hobby like the Pussycat?
00:22:53When you two decide to behave, I'll unstrap you.
00:22:56Come on.
00:22:58Come on.
00:23:23Come on.
00:23:26Come on.
00:23:47Come on.
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00:26:47Come on.
00:26:50Come on.
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00:26:51Come on.
00:26:52How about that?
00:26:54The little type thinks I'm his daddy.
00:26:56Oh, I always...
00:26:57I'll say I always did want a son.
00:27:00Now I got one.
00:27:01Crazy, man.
00:27:08Yoo-hoo.
00:27:08I'll say Yoo-hoo.
00:27:10Where are you, Sonny Boy?
00:27:12Oh, Sonny Boy.
00:27:14Uh-oh.
00:27:15Finkin'.
00:27:15The Fuzz.
00:27:19well what do you know asleep in the hen house you might as well let him sleep
00:27:27hey what's that you all right son i keep hearing the most terrifying sounds in there
00:27:54next man you're a weird old chick look boy i i think there's some pictures you ought to see
00:28:01crazy man crazy now let me know when i'll come to something that interests you
00:28:15just like i thought he's wacky over females
00:28:22hey wait a minute boy don't bother with that cluck how'd you like to meet a real doll
00:28:29wild man real wild okay you stand in that cycle and i'll send her the message
00:28:37uh-oh looks like one of that silly dog's booby traps
00:29:07hey boy here she comes now ain't she a angel
00:29:11like uh link us man link us then i pronounce you husband and uh uh wife uh uh something
00:29:19good anger rooster don't let it bug you man like uh we can't all be perfect i mean i say
00:29:26i've been
00:29:27hornswoggle that jibbery talking rooster never got his comeuppance i say i wants my money back
00:29:32yes sir we're here to please here's your penny sir i'm no sucker
00:29:37hmm somehow i think i've been hornswoggle again
00:29:44excuse moi monsieur is this the line for the wishing of the well
00:29:47out of my way i can't breathe
00:29:49one penny please i wish to make a wish into the well
00:29:53of course huh hang on
00:29:58michael well i wish to make the wish for a mamsell whose beauty shall be so pure
00:30:04as to rival all the beautiful works of art in the louvre
00:30:07that'll be one penny please
00:30:13i grant your wish to meet a girl of beauty unsurpassed
00:30:17which when compared with works of art will leave the louvre outclassed
00:30:24y Pollock
00:30:24Quand les jandons de mon père Les l'auriez s'enfleuris
00:30:28Dans les jardons de mon père Les l'auriez s'enfleuris
00:30:31Les twit Twit Twit Les
00:30:35À en près de ma blonde qu'il fait beau fait beau exprès de ma blonde
00:30:44À près de ma blonde Qu'il fait beau fait beau
00:30:46À un peu höh
00:30:48THE END
00:30:48THE END
00:30:48THE END
00:30:48THE END
00:30:48THE END
00:30:48THE END
00:30:49THE END
00:30:58I heard my father go to the house.
00:31:03I heard my father go to the house.
00:31:06My father...
00:31:14Oh, près de ma blonde, qu'il fait bon, fait bon, fait bon.
00:31:18Oh, près de ma blonde, qu'il fait bon, fait bon.
00:31:23Hey, pennies from heaven.
00:31:28How impetuous can you get?
00:31:31Look, darling, perhaps I am old-fashioned,
00:31:34but shouldn't we be introduced first?
00:31:36I am Pepe Le Pew.
00:31:40This is my first affair, so please be kind.
00:31:45I am shy, but I am willing.
00:31:50I am playing it too cool, no?
00:32:18Where are you, my little Lona Misa?
00:32:21I am looking to find you.
00:32:25I don't know why, but I don't really go for this madame sculpture.
00:32:36Where are you, my little object of art?
00:32:39I am going to collect you.
00:32:41Le Pan, Le Pan.
00:32:42Guess who?
00:32:43Le Screech!
00:32:53Don't move, darling.
00:32:55I want to remember you just as you are.
00:33:02Oh, shucks.
00:33:04You moved.
00:33:10You found a interesting place for us.
00:33:13You clever, you.
00:33:16Evasive.
00:33:17Evasive.
00:33:18Epiderm.
00:33:18Look, my little odor risk.
00:33:21I have given apart for you.
00:33:23I am willing to settle down and be a traveling salesman.
00:33:45I can tell you, chaps, one thing.
00:33:47It's not always easy to hold this smile.
00:33:52My chérie blossom.
00:33:53How I love the taste of your lips.
00:33:55Mmm.
00:33:57Get a lipstick while you may, is what I always say.
00:34:04Aha!
00:34:06Look at that.
00:34:07A bunch of thieving crows.
00:34:16You just know one of them varmints has stolen my map.
00:34:20Ooh.
00:34:21The cow kicked belly in the belly in the barn.
00:34:24Didn't do her any good.
00:34:25Didn't do her any hard.
00:34:26La-de-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo.
00:34:28La-de-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo.
00:34:29La-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo.
00:34:29Didn't do her any good.
00:34:30Didn't do her any hard.
00:34:32All right, you mangy feather merchants.
00:34:35You're my prisoners.
00:34:36So cough up that map.
00:34:38Ay, look at life.
00:34:40What in tarnation we got here.
00:34:42Get on your feet, hombre.
00:34:44I'm gonna search you.
00:34:46I always say a man's got to do what a man's got to do.
00:34:54Take over.
00:35:05Nope.
00:35:07They don't match.
00:35:08Come on, devil.
00:35:09We gotta keep looking.
00:35:13Great day in the morning.
00:35:19Hey, ain't you even gonna apologize?
00:35:34Hi, dog.
00:35:35What's your wish?
00:35:38My buddy here wishes to be brave and strong like me.
00:35:41If that's his wish and yours alike, I'll make Chester brave and strong like Spike.
00:36:23Hey, you want I should think up some bones for ya?
00:36:25Anything you say, Spike?
00:36:26Cause you and me is pals.
00:36:27That's right, isn't it, Spike?
00:36:29Hey, Spike, you wanna play ball?
00:36:31Huh?
00:36:31You wanna play ball?
00:36:33Huh, Spike?
00:36:33You wanna?
00:36:34Huh?
00:36:34Huh, Spike?
00:36:35You wanna?
00:36:35Nah.
00:36:38You wouldn't like that.
00:36:39What do you, Spike?
00:36:40Hey, Spike.
00:36:41How about we chase cars, huh?
00:36:42Does that sound like fun?
00:36:44Nah.
00:36:45Yeah, that wouldn't be no fun.
00:36:48How about beating up a cat?
00:36:49Would you like that, Spike?
00:36:50Huh?
00:36:50Would you like that?
00:36:51Huh, Spike?
00:36:52Cat?
00:36:53You know where is it a cat?
00:36:56Yeah, sure, Spike.
00:36:57Sure, sure.
00:36:57I know where is it a cat.
00:37:00Oh, boy.
00:37:01We're gonna have fun beating up a cat.
00:37:03Ain't we, Spike?
00:37:04a cat.
00:37:05Carl-stoun, Charl-stoun, Charl-stoun, made in Carolina.
00:37:08Some dance, some prance, I'll say, there's nothing finer than a Charl-stoun, a Charl-stoun,
00:37:13Lord how you can shove, fool!
00:37:15Every shep-y-do, these shoppin' loo, they're telling you, it's a lop-a-doo!
00:37:19Buck dance, swing dance, we'll be back!
00:37:43That's a dirty underhanded trick to do to you, Spike.
00:37:45I'll show that cat he can't do that to my pal.
00:37:48Nah, I'll take care of that cat myself.
00:37:51Go get him, Spike! Go get him!
00:37:53Spike is my hero.
00:37:58Okay, come out, cat. No use hiding.
00:38:02Aha! There you are!
00:38:04Gotcha, you dirty cat.
00:38:06Come out and take your medicine,
00:38:07or I'll pull your tail off by the roots.
00:38:14Come on, come on!
00:38:22Why, you...
00:38:28I see your cowardly yellow eyes
00:38:31and I'm coming in after you.
00:38:39Cat, cat, big, big.
00:38:43Cat, cat, big, big.
00:38:46Cat, cat, big, big.
00:38:46Cat, cat, big, big.
00:38:47Cat, cat, pig.
00:38:48Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat,
00:38:51giant, cat,
00:38:53big, big, big.
00:38:55You're kidding, Spike.
00:38:57You want I should take care of the cat for you, Spike?
00:38:59I'll give him a what, too.
00:39:01Then a right, then a left.
00:39:03Nah, you don't.
00:39:04I'll show that cat a thing or two.
00:39:08Atta boy, Spike! Let him have it!
00:39:10That's it, boy! Let him have it!
00:39:13Then a right, then a left.
00:39:24Spike!
00:39:25Spike!
00:39:26Say something!
00:39:27Look! It's your pal Chester!
00:39:29Please, Spike!
00:39:30Don't let him get me!
00:39:30Please don't! He's a killer!
00:39:32Don't let him near me!
00:39:32Spike! Spike!
00:39:34Get a hold of yourself!
00:39:36Gosh, that cat's not so tough.
00:39:38I can take care of him myself.
00:39:40Yeah?
00:39:40Well, go ahead and get yourself killed.
00:39:47Just a minute, cat!
00:39:48Look, Spike! Here he is!
00:39:51Let me take care of him for you, Spike!
00:39:53This is for beating up my pal Spike!
00:40:01Hey, look, Spike!
00:40:02If I can lick him, you can!
00:40:04Because you're big and strong and I'm puny!
00:40:06I got a job to do.
00:40:09Okay, cat, on your feet!
00:40:17The pussycat's gonna scratch me!
00:40:20Ah, go on, scratch me!
00:40:21Go ahead, scratch me!
00:40:23I dare you to scratch me!
00:40:24See ya!
00:40:44Spike! Spike!
00:40:45You just gotta go back in there!
00:40:46It's for your own good!
00:40:48No, no! He's mad!
00:40:49He's a killer!
00:40:49No! No!
00:41:13You and me are pals, aren't we, Chester?
00:41:15Yeah, Chester.
00:41:17You want us to dig up some bones for you?
00:41:19Chester? Chester?
00:41:23Hey, Chester, you're my hero,
00:41:25because you're so strong.
00:41:27Gee, are you going to make another wish?
00:41:30Are you, huh, pal?
00:41:33Oh, good. Here comes another anxious customer.
00:41:36I'd like to buy one of them pennies
00:41:38to make a wish, please.
00:41:41There you are, sir.
00:41:41A simple penny to make a wish.
00:41:43And allow me to remove
00:41:44that cumbersome bundle of money.
00:41:49Hey, you're 50 cents, George.
00:41:51I may be broke,
00:41:52but if this works,
00:41:53it'll be worth it.
00:41:59Hi, pal.
00:42:00I've always wanted to be a big shot producer.
00:42:03You know, so as I could discover new talent
00:42:06and give them a break.
00:42:08Discovering new talent for the world to see.
00:42:11A wondrous thing for a producer to be.
00:42:16I slayed him in Scranton.
00:42:18La-ra-ra-ra-ya.
00:42:21La-ra-ra-ra-ra.
00:42:23La-ra-ra-ra.
00:42:24La-ra-ra-ra.
00:42:24I panicked him in Peoria.
00:42:26La-ra-ra.
00:42:27La-ra-ra-ra.
00:42:30La-ra-ra-ra.
00:42:32La-ra.
00:42:33La-ra-ra.
00:42:36I killed him in Coocamonga.
00:42:40Thank you very much. I may have a spot for you.
00:42:42M&A, next, please.
00:43:02So I laid an egg.
00:43:09We wonder what's next.
00:43:11I'm Bingo.
00:43:12I'm Frankie.
00:43:13Mamma. Mamma. Mamma. That's my mamma I'm talking about.
00:43:16Nobody else's mamma. Mamma. Mamma.
00:43:19Cut the hubbub, bub. Let's get this thing off the ground.
00:43:22Roger, Pops. Take off. A one, a two, a three.
00:43:26When April showers may come your way,
00:43:31They bring the flowers that bloom in May.
00:43:35So if it's raining, have no regrets.
00:43:40Because it isn't raining rain, you know it's raining violet.
00:43:46And when you see clouds, when you see clouds upon a hill,
00:43:50Nah, you're not looking at clouds.
00:43:53Nah, you're looking at daffodils.
00:43:55So keep on looking. Keep looking for a blue bird.
00:43:58And listening for a song.
00:44:03Whenever April showers come along.
00:44:11Anthony, thank you. I'll let you know if anything comes up.
00:44:16Anthony, that's really not high class enough.
00:44:18Strictly for those silliest swooning body-soxers.
00:44:27Boy, you're two-headed. This ought to be a sensational act.
00:44:31Act smack, I'm the janitor.
00:44:37Hattie's the name, Jason and Hattie.
00:44:39I'll show you what I'm gonna do.
00:44:41I'm gonna place this suitcase upon the floor.
00:44:43Then I'm gonna open the suitcase.
00:44:45I'm going to seat myself upon this unique platform.
00:44:48Then I'm gonna manipulate this lever.
00:44:50And I'm gonna zoom into the air.
00:44:52I'm gonna soar upward to the stratospheric heights.
00:44:55500 feet above sea level.
00:44:57I'm gonna take my stance in a diving position at the platform's edge.
00:45:01Note the perfect form.
00:45:02And I'm gonna dive into the air.
00:45:04I'm gonna dive not into a tank of water.
00:45:07Not into a bucket of water.
00:45:09No, I'll tell you what I'm gonna dive into.
00:45:13An ordinary drinking glass.
00:45:16Observe.
00:45:26Now go ahead, sir.
00:45:31Oh, a dog act, huh?
00:45:34Nope. My card, sir.
00:45:39Why?
00:45:55But who would want to go?
00:45:56Who, who'd wanna do...
00:45:57Just give those guys a break?
00:46:00See.
00:46:08I think we've found the farm at the Dunstool Mom map.
00:46:10He must live in that hotel over yonder.
00:46:15Wait here. I'm gonna sneak over to that there hotel.
00:46:30Oww! Oww! Oww!
00:46:34Oww! Oww! Oww!
00:46:36Oww! Oww!
00:46:37It's no use, Sylvester. My mind's made up.
00:46:40I'm going to make my wish, and that's final.
00:46:43There you are, ma'am. Happy wishing.
00:46:45Suffering Succotash, I wish you'd reconsider.
00:46:50Wishing well, oh wishing well, you I do entreat.
00:46:53I wish our house would resound to...
00:46:55the patter of little feet.
00:46:57I hear your wish, and I obey.
00:47:00The patter of little feet, you shall hear this day.
00:47:11Lazy good-for-nothing.
00:47:13Oh, Sylvester.
00:47:16Isn't it strange? We've never had a little bundle from heaven.
00:47:19Suffering Succotash!
00:47:21Don't start that patter of little feet around the house stuff again.
00:47:24I'm busy.
00:47:25Oh-ho-ho!
00:47:27I work, and I sleep.
00:47:29And what thanks do I get?
00:47:31I wish I was dead.
00:47:33Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:47:34Every day it's the same thing.
00:47:36Pitter-patter of little feet.
00:47:39Eh!
00:47:41Oh, my ache in the head.
00:47:45Let's face it.
00:47:47I can't fly any further.
00:47:49This place is as good as any.
00:47:51What's the difference?
00:47:53The baby's a baby.
00:47:54It's the environment that mows them.
00:47:59Congra... con...
00:48:00Congratulations, madam.
00:48:02You're a mother.
00:48:10Sylvester, look! Look!
00:48:12This dog was here and left us a baby.
00:48:14A baby?
00:48:15Quick!
00:48:16Quick!
00:48:16Open it!
00:48:17Open it!
00:48:17Oh, boy!
00:48:19This makes me a father!
00:48:24A mouse?
00:48:25A mouse?
00:48:31Oh, he called me Mama.
00:48:34Isn't he cute?
00:48:35Cute?
00:48:37He's delicious!
00:48:39Oh!
00:48:40Sylvester, how could you?
00:48:42After all, he's just a baby.
00:48:44Even if he is a mouse, he's ours.
00:48:47Yours and mine?
00:48:53You're a gambling woman.
00:48:54What do you take?
00:48:55Heads or tails?
00:48:57You beast!
00:48:59You cannibal!
00:49:00How could you?
00:49:01Mouse or no mouse, he's your son!
00:49:04Oh, fine thing.
00:49:05I've become the father of a breakfast.
00:49:13Hold still, you little rodent.
00:49:17And after you're through, take darling for a walk.
00:49:20I'll be back as soon as I can.
00:49:34I'll be back as soon as I can.
00:49:50Daddy!
00:49:52Aw!
00:49:53He called me Daddy!
00:50:00And now Daddy is going to take his little man out for a walk.
00:50:04Goochie, Goochie, Goochie, Goochie!
00:50:36Hey, sir, I represent the Little Giant Vacuum Cleaner Company in Walla Walla Washington.
00:50:39And if you watch closely, you will notice the powerful action of this machine
00:50:41as it removes completely and forever all foreign particles from around the room.
00:50:44I realize that you may not be ready to purchase the Little Giant right now,
00:50:46but if you ever do, just remember the Little Giant Vacuum Cleaner Company in Walla Walla Washington.
00:50:56Cannibals!
00:51:02I understand you need a babysitter.
00:51:04You need a babysitter.
00:51:17Ssshhh…
00:51:25Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:51:26Merry Christmas, ho, ho!
00:51:28Ho, ho, ho!
00:51:29Ho, dancer, ho, prancher!
00:51:30Merry Christmas, everybody!
00:51:31Ho, ho, ho!
00:51:32A jolly yuletide wedding.
00:51:33Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:51:39Merry...
00:52:05What a fuss they met at his office.
00:52:08Now I gotta get the mouse to his real parents.
00:52:16Don't touch it!
00:52:18Those darn cats still at it.
00:52:21I'll show them.
00:52:26Boy, did that mouse grow!
00:52:38Well, nothing like this ever happened on my side of the family.
00:52:50Your mind is such a simple thing.
00:52:52Your wish, I can foretell.
00:52:54Your wishing for a husband
00:52:55and the ring of a wedding bell.
00:52:59Phew!
00:53:12Oh, if it isn't Prissy!
00:53:15Girls!
00:53:16Oh, Prissy, you don't know how lucky you are never to have had children.
00:53:21They're such a trial.
00:53:24That always burns her up.
00:53:29You know, Junior scratched a little today for the first time.
00:53:34Wonderful!
00:53:35He'll be crowing next thing you know.
00:53:38Don't touch my child!
00:53:40What the very idea!
00:53:41The nerve of her!
00:53:43Why doesn't she have her own children?
00:53:45Oh, my dear, she'd never land a man.
00:53:48She's too much of a D-R-I-P, if you know what I mean.
00:53:55Hey, Hazel, look who's going out to look for a husband.
00:53:59Not Prissy!
00:54:00Oh!
00:54:02Yeah, old square-britches herself.
00:54:05La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
00:54:12la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:54:13If you ask me, the poor old thing couldn't catch a husband with a bear trap.
00:54:20Hey, Rose.
00:54:21Here she comes.
00:54:23Happy husband hunting, dearie.
00:54:25Did you take something with you to clunk him on the head with?
00:54:29Yes.
00:54:35Let's see.
00:54:37That is fair.
00:54:41That is fair.
00:54:45That is fair.
00:54:48That is fair.
00:54:50That is fair.
00:54:51Help!
00:54:51Help!
00:54:52Now, who's responsi-
00:54:54I say, who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person?
00:54:59Ah-ha!
00:55:04Course you know, this means war.
00:55:17Now, uh, what do we got here?
00:55:19All right, sister.
00:55:20Out with it.
00:55:21Let's have it.
00:55:25Now, what?
00:55:26I say, what's the big idea bashing me on the noggin with a rolling pin?
00:55:29Clunk enough, people, and we'll have a nation of lumpheads.
00:55:34Ah-ha-ha!
00:55:35Now, hold on.
00:55:36That was a joke, girl.
00:55:38Lumpheads.
00:55:39Lumpheads.
00:55:40Nothing to cry about.
00:55:41Now, let's hear your side of the story, sister.
00:55:44Well...
00:55:45I know ju- I say, I know just what you're gonna say.
00:55:48You're looking for a husband.
00:55:50Yes.
00:55:52Well, you're going about it all wrong, girly.
00:55:54You don't bat him on the bean with a rolling pin.
00:55:57That comes later.
00:55:59Now, you take that rooster yonder.
00:56:00There's a fine bachelor rooster.
00:56:03But, uh...
00:56:04Ah, you're right.
00:56:06He does look like a dog, but he's a rooster, all right.
00:56:10I say he just wears that dog suit to keep the lovesick hens away from him.
00:56:15Oh.
00:56:16Now, here's how to get him.
00:56:18I say everybody knows that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
00:56:22So what you do is take this fine cassava melon over to him,
00:56:26show him what you got, but don't let him have it.
00:56:29You gotta tease him a little.
00:56:31Make him chase you.
00:56:33Look, sister, is any of this filtering through that little blue bonnet of yours?
00:56:37Yes.
00:56:40Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
00:56:46For me?
00:56:52This clock's off a runyon.
00:56:55All right, Salome.
00:56:57Give Papa the pretty melon.
00:57:00Give me that cassava, you pea brain.
00:57:06Oh, he's chasing me.
00:57:12I'm wide.
00:57:12I say I'm wide open.
00:57:14Shoot me a lateral.
00:57:15Axie old passionate kiddo.
00:57:41You're a rooster, girlie.
00:57:42I say I've hooked, I say I've hooked him.
00:57:44It's up to you to land him.
00:57:48Sooner, I say sooner or later, she's bound to try to get him out of that dog suit.
00:57:53Then, whoa-ho-ho, Nelly!
00:57:57Hey, wait a minute!
00:57:58What are you trying to do, pull my skin off of me?
00:58:01Yes.
00:58:03Well, it won't work, girlie.
00:58:05It's on too tight.
00:58:06Now, what's this all about?
00:58:10Well...
00:58:12A husband?
00:58:14Look, chick, I got news for you.
00:58:16What you want's a rooster, not a dog, which I'm.
00:58:20Yes.
00:58:21Well, with that, puss, your only chance to get a rooster is to trap one.
00:58:26Now, here's how you go about building a trap.
00:58:28You get yourself a couple of two-by-fours, and then you're a settler.
00:58:38What in the... I say, what in the world's that hen up to now?
00:58:42I don't... I say, I don't know what you're doing with that bowling ball, girlie.
00:58:45But I'm not one to stand by and let a lady do a man's job.
00:58:51There you are, sister.
00:58:52Have fun.
00:58:54Nutty as a fruitcake.
00:59:11What's up?
00:59:21Oh!
00:59:22Me?
00:59:29Oh!
00:59:36Going on your honeymoon?
00:59:38Yes.
00:59:38Yes.
00:59:39I say yes.
00:59:44I wonder what them varmints is doing around that old well.
00:59:47I'll sashay down there and find out.
00:59:50Move aside.
00:59:51Make way for a pirate.
00:59:53Hey, varmint.
00:59:54What in tarnation is going on here?
00:59:57It's simple, mister.
00:59:58For 500 simoleons, I'll give you a penny.
01:00:00Drop it in a well and make a wish.
01:00:02Your wish will come true.
01:00:03No kidding.
01:00:04Fork over the cash.
01:00:05You're holding up the line.
01:00:07Fork over one of them pennies or I'll cut you off at the pass.
01:00:12Yes, sir.
01:00:12You talked me into it.
01:00:14All right, you dumb well.
01:00:16I've always wanted to have a rich relative who'd kick the bucket and left all this money to me.
01:00:23So let's have it.
01:00:24A very rich relative in poor health doth will to you his entire wealth.
01:00:35But, but, sire, there is no more money.
01:00:38Your uncle, the king, has cut off your allowance.
01:00:41You know the penalty for not having the books balanced.
01:00:45Oh, no.
01:00:47Not the nose in the book penalty.
01:00:50Yeah.
01:00:51The nose in the book.
01:00:54We gotta get some money.
01:00:57Oh, well, what do you want?
01:01:00Good evening.
01:01:01My company has selected you under no obligation to be the proud owner of legal tender amounting to...
01:01:07We don't want any.
01:01:08One million pounds.
01:01:10A million pounds?
01:01:12Well, uh, come right in.
01:01:15Welcome to the house of Sam.
01:01:19And so, to make certain that this money be received by a worthy person of mild temperament,
01:01:24the bearer of the document, that's me,
01:01:26has been authorized to deduct from the total amount any sum he sees fit
01:01:30whenever there is any display of temper.
01:01:33In short, whenever you blow your top, you blow some dough.
01:01:36Get it?
01:01:37Prithy, allow me to be your most humble and mild-tempered host.
01:01:42Oh, uh, Sam, pass the salt, please.
01:01:45Salt?
01:01:46Get it yourself.
01:01:47Uh-oh, that'll cost you about, uh...
01:01:50Salt?
01:01:51Why didn't you say so?
01:01:53Here's your salt, Bunny.
01:01:55I hope you like it.
01:01:58Oh, uh, the pepper, please.
01:02:02Pepper?
01:02:03We...
01:02:03Yeah, the pepper.
01:02:05You're coming right up.
01:02:07Ooh, that baraka-fra-fra-fra-ra-tip-put-a-loom-a-croft.
01:02:11Oh, Sam!
01:02:12Oh, no.
01:02:14How about the olives?
01:02:15Ooh!
01:02:18That dirty, perkish, hark-o-back-flat-and-portin' fill-a-bunk-a-partin' la book-a-partin'
01:02:23perk of la loom-a-partin' dirtin' bustin' addin' adm paralysis
01:02:26Nah, uh, what was that you were sayin'?
01:02:30I like you, Rabbit.
01:02:33I heard you in there.
01:02:34That'll cost you 300 pounds.
01:02:38300 pounds?!
01:02:39Four hundred.
01:02:48Um, I'm not sleepy. I'll hang around a while.
01:02:52Good night, Sam.
01:02:53Nighty-night, Bunny.
01:03:02I dream of a genie
01:03:05She's a light-a-brown-air
01:03:08L-A-T-E-D-E-A-A- LA-DADA-A-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA
01:03:12-DA-DA-KA-DA-DA-DA-DA-KA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA
01:03:12-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA B transaction-
01:03:12Stop that music, you crazy, rockin'-brockin'.
01:03:15Well, that should be worth four hundred pounds.
01:03:20Hee-hee. I was only kidding. How about singing me to sleep with that Baram's lullaby?
01:03:25What do you say, Franky Boyd?
01:03:27Well, maybe.
01:03:30Na- na- ga- ta-
01:03:32Ta-da-da-da-ta-da-ta-da-da-ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
01:03:36-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
01:03:38You like it?
01:03:39I like it, I like it!
01:03:41Dirty Wreck-a-frackin' sluggin' tuts.
01:03:52Get out of there!
01:03:58Come out of there, you butter-spin'-t-in as a trap-a-ra!
01:04:01I heard you. That's gonna cost you 400 pounds.
01:04:05And 35 shillings.
01:04:10Hey, Doc, what's that song you're playing? I like it.
01:04:15Dirty sort of battle-stranded crat.
01:04:18If this keeps up, I won't have anything left.
01:04:21I'll get rid of him and make it look like an accident.
01:04:33Oh, Mr. Bunny, there's someone at the door for you.
01:04:37Tell him to come back tomorrow. I'll be here all day.
01:04:40What? Oh, no, you're not. You're coming out right now.
01:04:45Out, out, out.
01:04:47Okay, Sam, it's all yours.
01:04:58Why, you be a wreck of poverty!
01:05:04Phew. The Alps have got nothing on these stairs for climbing.
01:05:32I got it licked, Rabbit. I don't get mad no more. Watch this.
01:05:42See? I can take it. Yeah!
01:05:50I haven't got the heart to tell him that he's used up all the money.
01:05:54Oh, I hate wishing whales.
01:05:56See here, my good fellow. You're creating a bottleneck in the line.
01:06:00Oh, yeah? Well, Sea Wee Sam, don't take that kind of talk for no fancy pants.
01:06:05Yikes! You've unpanted me.
01:06:07Feel a draft formant?
01:06:11Wretch, have you no coof?
01:06:14Great horny toes. It fits.
01:06:17So, you're the map-stealing varmint that done run off with my treasure map.
01:06:23Well, you got three seconds to cough it up before I stunts your growth.
01:06:28Oh, dear. To have my weakness exposed in front of all these people.
01:06:31So what? What if I am a coward? At least, I'm a live coward.
01:06:35I'll take the map.
01:06:37Now to find the treasure. Let's see now.
01:06:40Walk ten paces north by northeast.
01:06:44One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...
01:06:51Ten.
01:07:00Out. Out, Intradale. Pollute not my wholesome will.
01:07:05Out. Out, Intradale. Pollute not my wholesome will.
01:07:17What? Well, get out of my way.
01:07:20I'll catch that rodent varmint.
01:07:22The only two things a pirate will run for is money and public office.
01:07:27Arriva, Andre!
01:07:28Oops.
01:07:29I got it. I got it.
01:07:31No, I got it.
01:07:36Slow down, you cantagorous cuss.
01:07:41Let go of my map, you duck-billed platypuss.
01:07:45Hey, boss.
01:07:46Watch out for the volcano. Hot rocks.
01:07:49You get hot, pooch.
01:07:50Ow!
01:07:51Ow!
01:07:52Ow!
01:07:53Ow!
01:07:59Now look what you've done.
01:08:00You fleet brain varmint. You ruined my map.
01:08:03Map?
01:08:05Only he who owns the map is possessor of the well.
01:08:09Oh, my gosh. The island's changing back to what it was.
01:08:14Maybe that stupid well's got one more wish left here.
01:08:18I suspect not.
01:08:20How about just one teensy-weensy wish? Just one?
01:08:23There are some wishes in the well. In truth, they number three.
01:08:28Use these three wishes wisely, friends, for they are the last there will be.
01:08:34Did you hear that, fellas? The well has graciously consented to kick in with three more wishes.
01:08:39Oh, isn't that swell?
01:08:41Hey, marvelousamente. You could wish for E.T. to get home.
01:08:45Oh, three wishes. Oh, that's one apiece.
01:08:47Speedy can wish the first one, me the second, and Sam the third.
01:08:50Listen, my stomach, she is grumbling. I wish I had a big fat burrito.
01:08:55Oh, I never saw a burrito that looked so good like this before. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
01:08:59How can you make a stupid wish like that? You wasted a wish.
01:09:02I wish that burrito was stuck right on the end of your dumb nose.
01:09:07Holy, holy, holy, what do you do? Hey, get this off. Take him off quick.
01:09:10I can't breathe in nothing but burrito.
01:09:12Well, Sam, I guess there's only one thing to do.
01:09:15We'll have to use that third wish of yours to get that burrito off his nose.
01:09:18It's the only humane thing to do.
01:09:20Uh, don't you think so, Sam? Sam? Sam?
01:09:24Too late, duck. I already wished for a pirate ship.
01:09:28After I sink a certain pesky rabbit, I'll come back and pick you up.
01:09:33Ooh, you're despicable.
01:09:40And now I say, without the jokes, that's all, folks.
01:10:08I'll see you in the next few seconds.
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