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00:00:10Well, here we are. Pismo Beach and all the claims we can eat.
00:00:15Put it right there, brother.
00:00:17You're talking to Crown Prince Abba Dabba, my only son.
00:00:23Suffering suckers.
00:00:24Oh, that poody cat up to taunting.
00:00:27Pow! Right in the kisser.
00:00:30Yes, so you want a party, huh?
00:00:32I want a mouse.
00:00:35I'm Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all Mexico.
00:00:38My name is Slopo Rodriguez.
00:00:41My name is Greco.
00:00:43And my name is Hansel.
00:00:45Mother.
00:00:45Here we go.
00:00:46Ah!
00:00:47Ah!
00:01:15Ha ha ha ha!
00:01:32¶¶
00:01:53Very good, man. Very good.
00:01:55Now, at this time, I'd like to announce, uh,
00:01:57that as a special inducement to its salesman this year,
00:02:00Rambling House is offering a grand prize
00:02:02to the man with the top sales record.
00:02:04Now, get out there and prove your loyalty.
00:02:07Boy, what a sales meeting.
00:02:09That guy's got me so hopped up, I'm ready to break the record.
00:02:12That prize is as good as mine.
00:02:13It's got my name on it.
00:02:14Uh, say, uh, what territory did he give you?
00:02:17I've got Pismo Beach.
00:02:19Pismo Beach? That's a laugh.
00:02:21What are you gonna do, sell books to the clams?
00:02:27Hey, uh, what's your territory?
00:02:31Thermopolis, Wyoming.
00:02:33Hey, it must be a big place to have such a long name.
00:02:35Well, I'm satisfied with Pismo Beach.
00:02:37Is that so?
00:02:38Kissing it up with a boss again so that you'd get the best territory?
00:02:41Give me that!
00:02:42I'm wise to your underhanded tactics.
00:02:45You can have Thermopolis.
00:02:46Okay, so I'll take Thermopolis.
00:02:48What's the difference?
00:02:49Hmm, you gave in awfully easy.
00:02:51You wanted Thermopolis all the time, didn't you?
00:02:54Give it back!
00:02:54Here, take your old Pismo Beach.
00:02:57Pismo Beach, what a territory.
00:02:58The boss gave me Thermopolis because it's probably a tough area.
00:03:03Naturally, he would put his best man on it.
00:03:06Naturally.
00:03:09Well, adios, rabbit.
00:03:11I'll just be flying off to my territory.
00:03:13You see, us ducks fly free.
00:03:15You rabbits are grounded.
00:03:17Hey, you're right, Daffy.
00:03:18I guess I'll just have to burrow my way to Pismo Beach.
00:03:26Boy, it's getting colder by the minute.
00:03:28Ooh, winter's about due.
00:03:30I'll just wait here for a flock of ducks to fly by,
00:03:32and I'll work to the south where it's warm.
00:03:35Thermopolis will have to wait.
00:03:38Good, there goes a flock of them now.
00:03:41Hey, fellas, wait for me.
00:03:44I'm joining up in the squadron.
00:03:46Oh, and good company.
00:03:47I know a lot of off-color jokes.
00:03:57What a blizzard.
00:03:59I should have flew south sooner.
00:04:02Hey, what's that up in front there?
00:04:13Holy smoke, that building ran right out in front of me.
00:04:27Well, there's one of our boys that's got this flying south business licked.
00:04:32Since I'm in the neighborhood, I'll drop in.
00:04:36Say, some joy you got here, bub.
00:04:38I see you've done pretty well for yourself.
00:04:40A little lonesome, though, I guess.
00:04:42Should have a companion for the long winter evenings.
00:04:44So I tell you what I'm gonna do.
00:04:45I'll spend the winter months with you,
00:04:47but mind you, I gotta leave in the spring.
00:04:49What do you say, deadpan?
00:04:50Is it a deal?
00:04:51Put it right there, brother.
00:04:53Uh, half-brother?
00:04:57Cousin?
00:04:59Total stranger?
00:05:00Oh-ho, a snob, eh?
00:05:02Listen, sphinx puss.
00:05:04Don't give me any of that uppity-puppity stuff.
00:05:06You're nothing but an old canvas-backed duck like I'm.
00:05:10Hey, who are you pushing?
00:05:11Who are you pushing?
00:05:13Well, I'm pushing you right back.
00:05:14There.
00:05:17Huh, hit me when I'm not looking, eh?
00:05:19Oh, knock the stuffers out of you.
00:05:21Take that.
00:05:22Take that.
00:05:23Oh, take that.
00:05:26Hey, I did knock the stuffers out of him.
00:05:29Well, what do you know he's a stuffed duck?
00:05:32Stuffed duck, eh?
00:05:34Hmm, this is where this ingenious little black duck
00:05:37gets himself some free room and board.
00:05:41Thermopolis will just have to wait.
00:05:46Now for the old refrigerator and the goodies therein.
00:05:51Now, uh, to get the certash,
00:05:53subtracted, uh, total from Schedule G,
00:05:54page 3, from line 24,
00:05:56and he had line 1G,
00:05:57uh, plus line 15 lesses,
00:05:59so for use, for use, for use, for, uh, 6%,
00:06:01uh, whichever, uh, or, or whichever is greater.
00:06:24I can see where this moron
00:06:25is gonna give me trouble.
00:06:26I can see where this moron
00:06:26will go for a while.
00:06:27Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
00:06:29Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
00:06:40Ooh, ooh!
00:06:42Ooh, ooh, ooh!
00:06:43Ooh!
00:06:52Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:06:56He's not a stuffed duck at all. He's a lion duck. He put it over on you.
00:06:58He takes over the joint. He had your food all the time.
00:07:00He's a lion duck at you. Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
00:07:06Hey, what's going on here now? Stop it. Stop it, Grover.
00:07:09What's the matter with you? Burn out a bearing or something?
00:07:12You silly dog. That's a stuffed duck.
00:07:14It's been stuffed for years. Here, do I have to prove it to you?
00:07:17Look, bright boy. Stuffed with cotton and his head is wood.
00:07:20See? Wood, wood, wood.
00:07:35Let's go.
00:07:35Yum, yum.
00:07:43Here, boy. Here. Here, boy. Here, boy. Here, here. Go get it, boy.
00:07:52Jack!
00:07:57Aw, shucks. I can't stand to see a dumb animal suffer.
00:08:02So?
00:08:04Add column three to column four and look up tax table to compute fiduciary.
00:08:12Oh, Rover, there's a dog here to see you.
00:08:14Hey, Rover!
00:08:17Hey, get in here. What's the matter with you? B-b-b-b-bewitched or something?
00:08:21Any more trouble from you in here? Out you go.
00:08:37Hey, stop it! Stop it, you idiot!
00:08:42Hey, you try that again and I'll put your tail in the pencil sharpener.
00:08:49Even it. Now I'll have to stuff that duck all over again.
00:09:03Hey, fellas! Look!
00:09:15Now there's one of our boys that got this flying south business beat.
00:09:23Oh, uh, this darn income tax would come out all right if I only had a few dependents.
00:09:27Did you say dependents?
00:09:31You got him, brother!
00:09:33You got him, brother!
00:09:33Oh!
00:09:39If I show you wanna party, huh?
00:09:41Yeah, I'll give you a party. A buckshot party!
00:09:51Wait for me, fellas!
00:10:05Hey, this don't look like Pesmo Beach to me.
00:10:08Oh, well.
00:10:10It's getting late in the day.
00:10:12This wouldn't be a bad place to camp out.
00:10:14I could get an early start in the morning.
00:10:27Fifteen deliveries and one to go.
00:10:30Everybody's glad to see the stork.
00:10:32Here, stork, have a drink to the new baby.
00:10:35Oh, have another.
00:10:37Come on, bottoms up!
00:10:38One for the road.
00:10:39You gotta be sociable.
00:10:40You gotta be sociable.
00:10:42You just can't refuse their generous hospital.
00:10:45Their hospital.
00:10:46You just can't refuse them.
00:10:48Well, I better be going.
00:10:50That mother gorilla must be getting worried.
00:10:53Gone?
00:10:54Oh, no.
00:10:56I'll be dismissed.
00:10:57Kicked out of the stork club.
00:10:59I just gotta get a baby somehow.
00:11:02I dream of Jeannie.
00:11:04She's a light brown hair.
00:11:07La-da-da-dee-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
00:11:11I dream of Jeannie.
00:11:14She's a light brown hair.
00:11:38Soère...
00:11:41No, I wish.
00:11:47Aändеф...
00:11:48Look, it's arrived! Our baby is here!
00:12:05How could you? After all, he is our baby.
00:12:09No matter what he looks like, he's still your son.
00:12:13My baby!
00:12:15Baby? Oh, no!
00:12:17Naughty baby mustn't try to run away. Mother Peg!
00:12:23Here, Daddy. Kiss your son.
00:12:30Daddy scared me!
00:12:33Stop scaring the baby!
00:12:36This promises to be fun. I'll sell books later.
00:13:01I want a drink of water! I want a drink of water!
00:13:12That's nice! Play horsey with baby!
00:13:15Giddy-up, horsey! Giddy-up!
00:13:28Hello, Daddy!
00:13:30Ah!
00:13:35Daddy's scaring me again!
00:13:39Give him another mommy! And another bad old daddy!
00:13:46That's nice, Elvis! Keep baby happy!
00:13:50Da-da-da-da-da-da!
00:13:53Ah, ha-ha-ha!
00:13:57Mama!
00:14:01Da-da-da-da-da-da!
00:14:03and so i finally found you a real baby sorry madam if i caused you any inconvenience
00:14:10if i caused you any in trouble so long
00:14:16elvis look the star brought us our real baby oh isn't he cute real baby
00:14:28mother
00:14:41take one step on that rope and i'll cut it
00:14:47my what uh what big muscles you got
00:14:55well i guess i gave him to slip
00:15:01elvis guess what the baby said
00:15:20i'd like to see him
00:15:22and butt his way out of this one
00:15:24maybe i should have sold him a couple of books for the kid oh well
00:15:45it's no use i'll never make it i'm all out of condition i can't go any further
00:15:54hello calling emergency field hello calling emergency field this is duck 347 request landing
00:16:01instructions over hello duck 347 this is emergency field you are clear to wind come in come in over
00:16:10roger i can't see a thing i'm flying blind
00:16:15come in duck 347 come in you're white on the beam
00:16:22i'm coming in on a wing and a prayer
00:16:33i made it i made it i made it a perfect three-point landing
00:16:41i've been ambushed
00:16:43quite correct mr duck your goose is cooked
00:16:52that's his footprint hurry up boys get on his trail
00:17:21look who dropped in how did you get here
00:17:24daffy my dog sled can't you hear the dogs i'm still heading for pismo beach i haven't sold the book
00:17:30all day as long as you're heading south i'll join you okay start digging watch it you're dirtying my
00:18:00what a way for a duck to travel underground
00:18:05Hey, wait a minute. Since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave?
00:18:09I wonder... You know, I just bet we should have turned left at Albuquerque.
00:18:14And then maybe a right turn at Lajola.
00:18:18Hmm... Uh... Hmm...
00:18:21Well, we can't be too far off. So if we, uh...
00:18:24It's mine, you understand? Mine! All mine! Get back in there!
00:18:27Down, down, down! Go, go, go! Mine, mine, mine!
00:18:41I'm rich! I'm wealthy! Yahoo!
00:18:46I'm in for money, lot of money.
00:18:49Ah! Yow!
00:18:50Ah! Help! Help! Help!
00:18:56Save me, pal! Save me! Help!
00:18:59Hassan Chop! Help!
00:19:03Okay, then, back here. Save me!
00:19:07Save me!
00:19:08Hassan Chop!
00:19:10Then go that-a-way.
00:19:19Is he gone? Yeah.
00:19:21Oh, boy! I'm rich! I'm wealthy! I'm independent! I'm socially secure! I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich!
00:19:46Ow, ow, ow, ow! Dad's burnt, hot sand! Gave me a double hot foot!
00:19:51I-I was once a human being!
00:19:55That rotten kid in there was my undoing. He doesn't need a storyteller. He needs an exorcist!
00:20:09That's for forgetting to lay out my asbestos shoes so my feet wouldn't get burnt!
00:20:14And that's for leaving the key in the door and letting that storyteller feller escape!
00:20:19If they only knew what pleasure it was to be kicked and cuffed about by the bringer of the donant
00:20:26master of the tides!
00:20:28Ain't no fun roughing you up! You likes it too much!
00:20:31Oh, please forgive me, O soul of charity! Give me another chance, the whose middle name is Benevolence!
00:20:38I oughta boil your hiding oil, you son of an unnamed goat!
00:20:43Without no storyteller feller, I'm stuck with having to read dumb stories to my bent-headed son all day,
00:20:49which gives me no time for running the government, torturing the prisoners, or playing canasta with my harem!
00:20:55Praise be to thee, O great son of a seventh son!
00:20:58But these ears have heard of a land called Hollywood where storytellers abound!
00:21:04Perhaps we could bring some over here as hostages?
00:21:07I don't care where you gets one, just so as you gets one by...
00:21:13I'll get the door!
00:21:14I don't know if I'm driving a funny door or something.
00:21:18May I introduce myself? I represent the Rambling House Publishing Company,
00:21:22and I'm here to show you our latest volume on off the press entitled 1001 Tales for Toddlers.
00:21:28Sold!
00:21:30You don't understand, there's a bonus that goes with it! This handy dandy plastic bookmark!
00:21:35Wrong, varmint! You're the bonus! And you're gonna read them stories to my pestiferous,
00:21:41spoiled, rotten, loud-mouthed, crybaby son!
00:21:44No, you got the wrong idea, Clyde. I don't go with the books.
00:21:48How well do you like boiling oil?
00:21:51Uh, well, I've never tasted it.
00:21:53I mean, bathed in it!
00:21:56You talk me into it. Where is the little tyke you want me to read a story to?
00:22:01He's over there in the maze!
00:22:19All right, where's my storyteller? What did you do with my storyteller? Where's my storyteller? I want a story! If
00:22:25I don't get a story, I'll hold my breath till I turn blue in the face!
00:22:28How many times do I have to tell you? You're a prince! You don't have to hold your breath! Let
00:22:34him do it!
00:22:35Well, hold your breath!
00:22:43What's that?
00:22:43Here's your storyteller. He's a new one. He can tell you real good stories. Can't you? Say yes!
00:22:52Oops! Oh, yes, I can do that. I got a lot of keen stories in this book.
00:22:56Storyteller? He's funny-looking with them long ears and them toothy-tight teeth and that fuzzy whatchamacallit in the back.
00:23:01He looks like a rabbit. A funny-looking rabbit. He makes me historical!
00:23:06You expect me to tell stories to Dad? I'd rather throw peanuts at it.
00:23:11Watch it, rabbit. You're talking to Crown Prince Abba Dabba, my only son!
00:23:16My goodness for that. And he's heir to my throne!
00:23:20Heat up the oil, Daddy!
00:23:22Well, Princey old boy, shall we adjoin to that reading room?
00:23:30You can let it out, now!
00:23:44A long time ago, in a far-off land, there lived a little boy and his mother. The little boy's
00:23:49name was Jack.
00:23:50Since they had no food, Jack's mother told him to take the cow to town and sell it. Then they
00:23:56would have some money to buy food.
00:23:58In town, Jack met a sneaky salesman who traded him some beans for the cow. Now, when Jack got home
00:24:04and told his mother what he had done, she was very, very upset with him.
00:24:09Jack! Are you crazy? Trading our cow for those worthless beans! Give me those beans! There!
00:24:20Jack then!
00:24:42Say, things certainly look different this morning!
00:24:53suffering suck-a-sash look at the size of that house
00:25:07boy acres and acres of tweety bird and it's mine all mine
00:25:28well what are you doing out of your cage tweety back you go i better hang your cage up here
00:25:36while i'm gone
00:25:48so
00:26:01so
00:26:02so
00:26:02Oh, my God.
00:26:59Oh, my God.
00:27:01Oh, my God.
00:27:07Oh, my God.
00:27:09Oh, my God.
00:27:44Oh, my God.
00:27:47Oh, my God.
00:27:47Oh, my God.
00:27:57Oh, my God.
00:28:11Oh, my God.
00:28:15Oh, my God.
00:28:25Oh, my God.
00:28:28Oh, my God.
00:28:29Oh, my God.
00:28:33Oh, my God.
00:28:37Oh, my God.
00:28:40Oh, my God.
00:28:41Oh, my God.
00:28:54I tore, I tore a Puddy Cat!
00:29:07Down the beanstalk slid the cat with the giant a close second.
00:29:12No sooner did Jack's cat hit the dirt,
00:29:15than he grabbed an axe and started chopping the beanstalk.
00:29:18Ain't that exciting?
00:29:20Timber!
00:29:23Down came the beanstalk and the giant with it.
00:29:29The giant landed on Jack's cat and sent him straight to China.
00:29:34Well, kid, I read your story, that's Dad.
00:29:36Aren't you gonna tell me any more stories?
00:29:38Nope.
00:29:39I'll lose my temper.
00:29:41That's no great loss.
00:29:42Daddy, he won't tell me another story.
00:29:45What's all the Dan Fangle racket about?
00:29:48I don't know what he's yelling about, I read him a story.
00:29:50You, infidel varmint.
00:29:52You done told him one.
00:29:54Now you only got a thousand more tales to tell him.
00:29:57So get it going before you lose your tale.
00:30:00And if I refuse?
00:30:06Is that still your final word, Rabbit?
00:30:10I think I got a sudden urge for some swell stories.
00:30:13Good boy.
00:30:14I knowed you was only funnin'.
00:30:17Now start readin'.
00:30:21This story is called Hansel and Gretel.
00:30:24Hansel?
00:30:25Well, one day Hansel and Gretel were having a picnic in the woods.
00:30:28Hansel?
00:30:30Hansel wanted to go exploring in the woods.
00:30:32Finally, deep in the heart of the woods,
00:30:34they came upon a witch's cottage.
00:30:40It's good, yeah.
00:30:41Oh, yeah, it's good.
00:30:42Yeah, yeah, it's good.
00:30:43Oh, yummy.
00:30:44Oh, yeah.
00:30:45Oh, yummy, yeah.
00:30:53It's good, yeah.
00:30:54Just a minute.
00:30:57It's peachy, yeah.
00:30:58Yikes!
00:31:00How do you do, sir?
00:31:02What can a kindly harmless old mother-type lady like me do for you?
00:31:08I am the truant officer, madam.
00:31:10Hold it, hold it.
00:31:11You put yourself in this story.
00:31:13What gives, anyhow?
00:31:14That's my Uncle Hugo hair.
00:31:17You notice the family resemblance?
00:31:19Yeah, but he's a rabbit.
00:31:21You were expecting maybe a giraffe?
00:31:23Well, back to the story.
00:31:24Uncle Hugo deftly rescues the kids from the witch's clutches.
00:31:29Why aren't the children in school?
00:31:31Children?
00:31:33Children?
00:31:34Oh, come now.
00:31:36Don't be coy.
00:31:37Where are they at?
00:31:41Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
00:31:43Roasting children.
00:31:45Call it a weakness.
00:31:49And, Pri, what are your names, my poor children?
00:31:52My name is Gretel.
00:31:54And my name is Hans.
00:31:56Oh.
00:31:57Hansel?
00:31:59Hansel?
00:32:00Hansel?
00:32:01Hansel?
00:32:01Hansel?
00:32:02Run for your dear little lies.
00:32:05She is a witch and means to eat you for her supper.
00:32:08Ach!
00:32:09Und Himmel!
00:32:12Ah!
00:32:13Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!
00:32:18Oh dear, there goes my supper.
00:32:21No hard feelings, Granny.
00:32:24But just remember that any rabbit's too smart for you.
00:32:27Aha!
00:32:28That's it!
00:32:29Rabbits too!
00:32:37What's up, Doctorish?
00:32:39Me and my generous impulses.
00:32:42Pew!
00:32:48Notice how I ride side-saddles.
00:32:51It proves I'm a lady of quality.
00:32:54tar pranzo
00:32:56tar pranzo
00:33:00Tar pranzo
00:33:04Well, what's the use of being a witch if you don't use witchcraft, hey?
00:33:15Bubble, bubble, pour it in for that rubbish, Mickey Finn.
00:33:27What's cookin'?
00:33:28I get to lick the pot. I get to lick the pot.
00:33:32To get your hands out of that pot.
00:33:34Now out until I call you.
00:33:37Oh, sakes, I never saw such a hungry rabbit.
00:33:46Come and get it.
00:33:50Now you eat the nice carrot all up and Mother will get your bed ready.
00:33:56Mother.
00:34:00Rock-a-bye rabbit in the hot oven.
00:34:03Into my mouth for dinner I'm shovin'.
00:34:12She's not such a bad old girl after all.
00:34:15Gotcha, didn't I, you smart aleck?
00:34:18That carrot was poisoned.
00:34:20Poisoned?
00:34:23Come on, come on.
00:34:24Hurry it up.
00:34:25Wait a minute, can't you?
00:34:26I got one left.
00:34:36Now for a nice fresh bottle of rabbit relish.
00:34:51Well, thanks large, Mac, for bringing me out of that, but you're lookin' for Snow White.
00:34:56Here's the story of Hansel and Gretel.
00:34:59Hansel?
00:35:01Hansel?
00:35:02Hansel?
00:35:03Hansel?
00:35:04Hansel?
00:35:07Well, that's enough stories for today.
00:35:10You want me to call Father?
00:35:12Hey, go ahead.
00:35:14Father!
00:35:16Want to hear the story about the three bears?
00:35:18Uh-huh.
00:35:19With a little girl named Goldilocks?
00:35:21Uh-huh.
00:35:21Okay, then pay attention.
00:35:25Once upon a time in a neat little cottage in a deep dark forest lived three bears.
00:35:31A father bear, a mother bear, and a little baby bear.
00:35:39Hey!
00:35:40What's goin' on here?
00:35:41Them's cats!
00:35:42Don't you know bears hibernate in the winter and don't wake up till spring?
00:35:46So?
00:35:47So you'll have to settle for cats or nothin'.
00:35:49Okay, cats.
00:35:51Hey, uh, so the tree cats started to eat their porridge.
00:35:56Yow!
00:35:57My porridge is too hot!
00:36:01My porridge is too cold.
00:36:03Who ever heard of cats eating porridge?
00:36:06Why can't we have a mouse like other pussycats?
00:36:09I'll tell you what.
00:36:10Let's take a walk in the woods while our porridge cools.
00:36:14Now, where have I heard that before?
00:36:16Oh, well.
00:36:17Let's start walkin'.
00:36:21I don't like porridge.
00:36:23I want a mouse.
00:36:24You'll eat your porridge and like it.
00:36:26I'll eat it, but I won't like it.
00:36:30Watch your step on this bridge.
00:36:32Some of these boards are loo-
00:36:33Whoo!
00:36:36So they continued their walk, and they walked, and they walked, and they walked, and they walked, and they walked,
00:36:41and they walked, and they walked.
00:36:43And they walked.
00:36:44Finish.
00:36:45That's it.
00:36:46You have heard Goldilocks and the tree bears.
00:36:48Tell them the whole thing, you flea-bitten varmint.
00:36:52And this time, don't try takin' no walk.
00:36:55See?
00:36:56Yeah, okay, if you insist.
00:36:59Here goes.
00:37:01In the meantime, while the porridge was cooling, there came a tiny knock on a tiny door.
00:37:08Anybody home?
00:37:09It was Goldie Mouse.
00:37:12Porridge?
00:37:15After Goldie Mouse finished the porridge, she became very sleepy.
00:37:19I'm very sleepy.
00:37:21She tried the fodder cat's bed, but it was too hard.
00:37:25So she tried the mother's bed, but it was too soft.
00:37:30Then she tried the baby's bed.
00:37:33It's just right.
00:37:37Meanwhile, the cats were returning from their walk.
00:37:40But, Father, why?
00:37:41Why can't we have a mouth?
00:37:43Because we haven't got any.
00:37:45That's why.
00:37:47Suffering suck-a-tash.
00:37:49Somebody's been eating my porridge.
00:37:51And someone's been eating my porridge.
00:37:54Somebody's been eating my porridge, and thank goodness it's all gone.
00:37:58Somebody's been sleeping in my bed.
00:38:01Somebody's been sleeping in my bed.
00:38:03Someone's sleeping in my bed.
00:38:05And it's a mouth!
00:38:07It's a cat!
00:38:09Help!
00:38:10A nasty old cat!
00:38:12Put her on the plate, Pop!
00:38:13Put her on the plate!
00:38:18Well, I guess she got away.
00:38:22I want a mouth!
00:38:25Okay, okay, I'll get to your mouth!
00:38:28Spoiled brat cat.
00:38:30All right, Goldie Mouth, now I got...
00:38:33Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help!
00:38:38How can I face my friends with a father that can't catch your mouth?
00:38:42For shame.
00:38:45Just hold on to that plate, son.
00:38:47You'll have Mouth Shiskabob in a minute.
00:38:55Mother!
00:38:57You better bring the thing!
00:39:02Well, thanks a lot.
00:39:04But I could have gotten out myself.
00:39:07Couldn't I have, Junior?
00:39:12Spoiled brat!
00:39:14You see, son?
00:39:15The wheels in your father's head are still clicking!
00:39:24Oh, Mother!
00:39:26Bring the band-aids!
00:39:29Oh, Mother!
00:39:41What a father!
00:39:44Mother!
00:39:52Yes, yes, I know.
00:39:55You see, son?
00:39:56If you build a better mousetrap,
00:39:58the mice will beat a path to your door.
00:40:01When that mouse comes through this opening,
00:40:04wham!
00:40:05She won't know what hit her.
00:40:09Father, I think I better eat the porridge.
00:40:12Oh, no.
00:40:13Here.
00:40:14You're gonna have Mouth Shiskabob in the door.
00:40:15Mouth Pancake style.
00:40:16No spoiled brat son of mine is gonna have to eat porridge.
00:40:26Cheese.
00:40:27I just love cheese.
00:40:29Really, I do.
00:41:01I just love cheese.
00:41:02Did you get my breakfast?
00:41:03Huh, Father?
00:41:03Huh, Father?
00:41:04Did you get it?
00:41:04Huh?
00:41:05Huh, Father?
00:41:05Huh?
00:41:06Yes.
00:41:07Here.
00:41:09Spoiled brat.
00:41:10And that's the story of the three...
00:41:13I mean, the three cats.
00:41:15What happened to Goldilocks?
00:41:17She's saving time in Tehachapi for breaking in and entering.
00:41:20That's right, Rabbit.
00:41:21Now we understand each other.
00:41:23You just keep a reading Purdy-like
00:41:25and we won't have to split hairs.
00:41:28This is the story of Little Red Riding Hood.
00:41:31Once upon a time, there was a Little Red Hood and cape.
00:41:35And because it was always worn by a certain little girl,
00:41:38she was called Little Red Riding Hood.
00:41:41She lived in a modest little house in the city.
00:41:44One morning, Red Riding Hood had planned to visit her grandmother
00:41:47and bring her a gift.
00:41:48She started off to catch the bus to Grandma's house
00:41:51who lived in the country.
00:42:15I told I'd call a booty cat.
00:42:45Oh, all right, all right.
00:42:46They know who I am.
00:42:49Aha!
00:42:50Here comes...
00:42:52What's her name?
00:42:53What's her name?
00:42:54Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:42:55Here comes Red Riding Hood.
00:42:57Yeah.
00:43:00Aha!
00:43:01Where you going, Miss...
00:43:04Miss...
00:43:04With the Red Riding Hood.
00:43:06Yeah, yeah.
00:43:07Where you going with the cage, Red Riding Hood?
00:43:10It's a present for my Grandma.
00:43:16Well, goodbye, Mr. Wolf.
00:43:18I gotta get going.
00:43:20Well, goodbye, Missy.
00:43:23Here...
00:43:23What's that kid's name again?
00:43:26Red Riding Hood.
00:43:27Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:28Goodbye, Red Riding Hood.
00:43:31Yeah, going to Grandma's house, huh?
00:43:33That gives me an idea.
00:43:36Going to Grandma's house, eh?
00:44:02Well, where was I going?
00:44:03Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:44:04Yeah, Grandma's house.
00:44:05That's it.
00:44:10Come on.
00:44:11Out you go.
00:44:11Out, Granny.
00:44:12Out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out!
00:44:15And stay out!
00:44:18Ooh, that wolf.
00:44:20One of these days.
00:44:22One of these days.
00:44:24Pow!
00:44:24Right in the kisser.
00:44:41Now, now, listen, pussycat.
00:44:42You're muscling in on my racket.
00:44:49Quick, quick!
00:44:50Under the bed!
00:44:55Come in, little, uh...
00:44:57Quick, what's that kid's name again?
00:44:58Red Riding Hood.
00:45:01Come in, little, uh, Red Riding Hood.
00:45:06Good morning, Granny.
00:45:08I brought you a present.
00:45:10Just set it down, darling.
00:45:13Hello, little Red Riding Hood's grandma.
00:45:16What you doing under the bed?
00:45:17My, Granny, what big eyes, nose, and sharp teeth you have.
00:45:23The better to see, smell, and eat you with!
00:45:26Oh!
00:45:27The big, bad wolf!
00:45:29Eee!
00:45:29The big, bad pudding hat!
00:45:58And the...
00:46:08The
00:46:09The
00:46:09The
00:46:09The
00:46:09The
00:46:09The
00:46:12The
00:46:12Let's go.
00:47:02I told him, one of these days, pow, why didn't the kisser?
00:47:10Of course, the wolf had no way of knowing Granny was the bus driver.
00:47:14Then again, he wouldn't have remembered if he had.
00:47:18I think that's the last of it.
00:47:21Just a quick check to see if I missed anything.
00:47:24Hey, what's this?
00:47:25Hmm.
00:47:25Well, polished up, it might bring another quick four bits on the open market.
00:47:30I am the genie of the lamp, oh master.
00:47:33Oh, no you don't.
00:47:34You want my treasure.
00:47:35Well, it's fine, understand?
00:47:37All mine.
00:47:37Down, down, go, go.
00:47:39Mine.
00:47:41Dog, you have desecrated the spirit of the lamp.
00:47:45Prepare to take the consequences.
00:47:48Consequences?
00:47:49Consequences.
00:47:50As long as I'm rich.
00:47:55Don't leave me.
00:47:58Help, where are you?
00:48:05Hey, how about that?
00:48:06It's time for a coffee break.
00:48:08Coffee break?
00:48:09Rabbits don't get no coffee break.
00:48:11Daddy!
00:48:11What's all the ruckus about?
00:48:14How come you ain't reading, rabbit?
00:48:15But it's my coffee break time.
00:48:17Rabbits never get no coffee breaks.
00:48:20Rabbits get no breaks of any kind, unless I does the breaking.
00:48:24Then how about a carrot break?
00:48:26Rabbits always get a carrot break.
00:48:28All right, you sneaky coyote.
00:48:31Take five.
00:48:32But don't try to slink out of here, because I'll have my eye on you.
00:48:36Well, ta-ta.
00:48:38See you guys later.
00:48:41Flying carpets, hmm.
00:48:53Ha!
00:48:54Two can play at that game.
00:48:58Just try to get away, you dumb rabbit.
00:49:24The only trouble coming down that way is you've got to have your turban repacked.
00:49:44The little mavericks pulled the ruck right out from under me.
00:49:55And no more coffee breaks.
00:49:58Yeah, they give you saddle sores.
00:50:01How about the Pied Piper of Hamelin?
00:50:03I already heard it.
00:50:05Guadalupe?
00:50:06Never heard it.
00:50:06Go ahead.
00:50:07Our story begins in the quaint and colorful little town of Guadalupe.
00:50:12The town was infested with mice, and the mayor called on the Pied Piper, who happened to be a mice
00:50:18-hating cat.
00:50:21Amigos, look.
00:50:22The gringo pussycat is gone much loco in the cabeza.
00:50:25Ha, ha, ha!
00:51:02Don't go, Orlando! No, don't go!
00:51:23There. That's the last one.
00:51:25Not all of them, Mr. Pipe Piper. You don't catch me.
00:51:28You better put back all my friends while you got him.
00:51:31Put them back, why, you little pipsqueak. Who do you think you are?
00:51:35I'm Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all Mexico.
00:51:38And if you don't put them back, I'll take them back.
00:51:40Oh, yeah? Well, just go ahead and try it. Go ahead.
00:51:44Okay. Here I come, comrades.
00:51:46Yee-haw! Andale, arriba, arriba, yee-haw!
00:51:49Yee-haw! Andale, arriba, arriba, yee-haw!
00:51:52Yee-haw!
00:51:53All right, wise guy. I'll take care of you.
00:52:04Andale, andale, arriba, arriba, andale, andale, arriba, yee-haw!
00:52:07Yee-haw! Andale, arriba, arriba, ee-haw!
00:52:09Epa!
00:52:10Yee-ha! Andele! Arriba! Epa, epa!
00:52:22Andele! Andele!
00:52:23Yee-ha! Andele! Arriba!
00:52:25Yee-ha! Arriba! Arriba! Andele!
00:52:39Come on, pussycat! You can make it!
00:52:41You only got three more steps! Don't give up!
00:52:54La cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no puedo caminar.
00:53:07Buenas noches, Señor Gato.
00:53:11My name is Slowpoke Rodriguez.
00:53:15Is this where lives it, my cousin, Señor Speedy González?
00:53:20Slowpoke? Yeah, yeah, sure! Come right in!
00:53:25No!
00:53:40Slowpoke! What you doing here?
00:53:47This is no place for a country mouse. It's too dangerous.
00:53:51When do we eat? I'm hungry.
00:53:54There's lots of food in the refrigerator, but you got to get by the pussycat to get him.
00:53:58That's good. I get it. I'm hungry.
00:54:06Only the fastest mouse can make it. Which is me. Not the slowest mouse. Which is you.
00:54:12I'm hungry.
00:54:13Okay. I get it for you.
00:54:15Andele! Andele! Arriba! Epa! Epa! Epa! Epa! Epa! Epa! Epa! Epa! Epa! Epa!
00:54:21Andele!
00:54:23Arriba! Arriba! Andele!
00:54:24Arriba! Arriba!
00:54:24Arriba! Arriba! Epa! Epa! Epa! Arriba! Andele! Andele! Arriba!
00:54:27How's this, Cousin Slopock?
00:54:30That's very good, Cousin Speedy.
00:54:34But you forgot the Tabasco sauce.
00:54:37Okay, I get it for you.
00:54:52Oops, I'm stuck.
00:55:02Well, it's taken a long time to get you,
00:55:05but it's been worth it.
00:55:24Senor Gato, you forgot your flute.
00:55:26Don't you want him?
00:55:27No, I don't want him.
00:55:29You can have it.
00:55:30Gracias, Senor Gato, gracias.
00:55:35Instead of the Pied Piper leading the mice out of town,
00:55:38the mouse led the Pied Piper out of town.
00:55:41Boy, what a dumb cat.
00:55:42I've seen dumb cats, but that is the dumbest cat of all.
00:55:45Well, it takes a dummy to know a dummy.
00:55:48Daddy, he called your darling a dummy.
00:55:51Now you're going to get it.
00:55:52You're going to get boiled in oil.
00:55:53That's what you're going to get.
00:55:54Daddy!
00:55:55Pipe down.
00:55:56I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:55:57If you keep quiet, I'll tell you a very special story.
00:56:00What's it about?
00:56:04It's about a singing frog.
00:56:06A singing frog?
00:56:08Who ever heard of a frog that could sing?
00:56:09This one sings.
00:56:11And if you want to hear all about it, you just have to sit down and keep quiet.
00:56:15Hey, well, this story began not too long ago in a big city called the Big Apple.
00:56:20The Big Apple was so loaded with people that they hardly knew where to put them all.
00:56:25They had to put up bigger buildings.
00:56:27In order to put up a big building, they had to remove a little building.
00:56:47Oh, yeah.
00:57:05Well, let's go.
00:57:06Let's go.
00:57:06Let's go.
00:57:06Let's go.
00:57:09Hello, my baby.
00:57:10Hello, my honey.
00:57:11Hello, my rycon gal.
00:57:13Send me a kiss by wire
00:57:15Baby, my heart's on fire
00:57:17If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me
00:57:20Then you'll be left alone
00:57:21Oh, baby, telephone
00:57:22And tell me I'm your own
00:57:56Oh, baby, telephone
00:58:28Everybody do the Michigan ride
00:58:32Everybody likes the Michigan ride
00:58:35Every name and chain and root
00:58:39Stomp, drop, plump the Michigan
00:58:41Jump, plump, plump the Michigan ride
00:58:43That lovin' ride
00:58:59Come back to where in my morning
00:59:03Come back again
00:59:07To the land of thy birth
00:59:12I'm just wild about Harry
00:59:14And Harry's wild about me
00:59:16Oh, I'm just wild about Harry
00:59:19And he's just wild about
00:59:21Can I do without
00:59:22He's just wild about me
00:59:25Throwing down, McCloskey
00:59:26What's to be the battle cry
00:59:28Throwing down, McCloskey
00:59:29You can lick him if you try
00:59:31And future generations
00:59:32With wonder and delight
00:59:34Well, read on history's pages
00:59:36Of the great McCloskey fight
00:59:41Everybody do the Michigan ride
00:59:45Everybody likes the Michigan ride
00:59:48Every name and chain and root
00:59:49From re-hawking to Duluth
00:59:51Slide, ride, slide the Michigan
00:59:52Stop, drop, plump the Michigan
00:59:54Jump, plump, plump the Michigan
00:59:55Ride
00:59:56That lovin' ride
01:00:01Won't you come over to my house
01:00:04And play
01:00:07I've got to play things
01:00:09A dolly or two
01:00:10We live in the house
01:00:12Cross the way
01:00:13I'll give you candy
01:00:15And sweet things
01:00:17I'll put your hair in a girl
01:00:19Won't you come over to my house
01:00:23And play that you're my little girl
01:00:27Junior
01:00:31Ho!
01:00:33Ho!
01:00:36Ho!
01:00:39Ho!
01:00:43La!
01:00:46Oh!
01:00:46Turn to the news of my family
01:00:47Da!
01:00:48Ho!
01:00:49Lo!
01:00:50Lo!
01:00:50La!
01:00:51La!
01:00:51Petit!
01:00:52La!
01:00:52La!
01:00:52La!
01:00:53Moe!
01:00:53La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la
01:00:57la.
01:01:10Please don't talk about me when I'm gone.
01:01:14Oh, honey, though our friendship ceases from now on.
01:01:26Finally, the poor guy decided to dump his warty prima donna back into the obscurity where
01:01:32he found him, after which he tiptoed off into the mists of time.
01:01:37And that's the story of the singing frog.
01:01:49Water. I gotta have water. Cool. Clear. Tinkling. Water!
01:02:10Ha. Just a mirage.
01:02:15Come on. Let's get going. I ain't got all day. Let's have another story.
01:02:19Nothing doing. I ain't telling you no more stories.
01:02:23You'll be boiled in oil.
01:02:25No more stories. Me mind's made up.
01:02:28Daddy! He ain't gonna tell me no more stories. Come quick. It's an emergency. Daddy!
01:02:34All right, you raunchy rabbit. What's all the fuss about now?
01:02:37I absolutely, emphatically, and with great conviction, refused to read another story to your son.
01:02:45You what? You know what I thought you said?
01:02:49I thought you said you weren't gonna read no more stories to Abba Dabba.
01:02:53You didn't say that, did you?
01:02:55Not only did I say that, but I'll emphasize me sentiments like this.
01:03:01No!
01:03:04Take it!
01:03:09You take it!
01:03:12Ow! Ow! You take it!
01:03:14Yay! Ouch! I don't want it!
01:03:16Uh-oh! Hey!
01:03:17Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
01:03:20Me neither!
01:03:26Now, you dumbed rabbit!
01:03:27Now I'm gonna dunk you in the boiling oil!
01:03:30Guards! Heat up that oil!
01:03:32The Colonel's chicken has got company!
01:03:35I don't mind being dunked in boiling oil.
01:03:38In fact, a certain amount of oil is good for your skin.
01:03:41Even beheading isn't so bad once you get used to it.
01:03:43But you gotta promise me one thing.
01:03:46Promise me you won't throw me in that hole.
01:03:48Look so deep and dark in there.
01:03:51I'll take anything but not that hole.
01:03:53I'll suffocate in there.
01:03:55You can afford to be merciful.
01:03:58Please! Not that hole! Huh?
01:04:00Throw him in a hole, Daddy!
01:04:02That's my boy! He's beginning to think like me!
01:04:06Throw him in a hole!
01:04:08No, no! Not the hole! Not that!
01:04:10Yeah!
01:04:16Kay rest!
01:04:18The critter must have busted every bone in his body.
01:04:22Now, where are we gonna get another storyteller?
01:04:30Water! Water! Water!
01:04:33Water! I can't stand this horrible thirst!
01:04:37Water! Water!
01:04:40What's up, Doc?
01:04:41It's you!
01:04:42You're not a mirage!
01:04:43I can feel you! You're real!
01:04:45Of course I'm real, Daffy!
01:04:48And if you're real, then that big house must be real!
01:04:52It's real!
01:04:53And if it's real, it's mine!
01:04:55Because I saw it first!
01:04:56Back! Back! Back! It's mine! Mine! Mine!
01:04:58Down! Down! Down!
01:04:59Go! Go! Go! Mine! Mine! Mine!
01:05:03Oh-ho-ho! I ought to sell a million bucks worth of books in a house that big!
01:05:07Daffy, wait! There's something you should know!
01:05:13Yeah?
01:05:14Good day, sir! I represent the Rambling House Storybook Company, and-
01:05:18Come on in, stranger! We've been waiting for you!
01:05:24Well, if he won't listen, he'll just have to find out the hard way!
01:05:28Tell my son a thousand stories, or I'll pluck every feather off of that skinny carcass of yours!
01:05:35I'd like to see you try it!
01:05:38Slow down, rabbit! Wait for me!
01:05:41I showed that sultan he doesn't scare this little duck!
01:05:45Hey, uh, you don't happen to have any suntan oil on you, do you?
01:06:16I play it!
01:06:23I have no clue!
01:06:25Do you know what's in the middle of the sort?
01:06:26I will be doing all the stuff!
01:06:26All right!
01:06:27Do you know what's in the middle of the town?
01:06:29I will be doing all the stuff!
01:06:31I'm over!
01:06:33I leave a few moreквades!
01:06:33I'm over!
01:06:35I have no clue!
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