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00:01:01Diggy off the port bow.
00:01:03Diggy off the port bow.
00:01:04Diggy off the port bow.
00:01:06Diggy off the port bow.
00:01:07Diggy off the port bow.
00:01:09Diggy.
00:01:10Help, help, help.
00:01:12Help, help.
00:01:16I got it.
00:01:19Where is it?
00:01:22Right here, Captain.
00:01:23I never thought I'd see it.
00:01:29Me own eye.
00:01:32Tickets to the sponge for a movie!
00:01:34Who lives in a pineapple land of the sea?
00:01:50SpongeBob Squarepants.
00:01:51A song that's in yellow and forest to sea.
00:01:53SpongeBob Squarepants.
00:01:55It's not a connotation to be something you wish.
00:01:57SpongeBob Squarepants.
00:01:58SpongeBob Squarepants.
00:02:23Love, love, love.
00:02:24SpongeBob Squarepants.
00:02:27ah the sea so mysterious so beautiful so wet our story begins in bikini bottom's popular
00:02:39undersea eatery a crusty crab restaurant
00:02:42what is happening please settle down we've got a situation in there i'd rather have this
00:02:50customer manager gets here
00:02:51talk to me crabs it started out as a simple order the crabby patty with cheese
00:03:02when the customer took a bite no cheese
00:03:06get a hold of yourself eugene i'm going in
00:03:11take it easy friend i'm the manager of this establishment
00:03:14everything's gonna be just fine i'm really scared here man
00:03:19you got a name phil you got a family phil
00:03:23come on phil stay with me let's hear about their family
00:03:28i got a wife i had two beautiful children
00:03:30that's what it's all about i want you to do me a favor phil
00:03:34what
00:03:34let's eat cheese
00:03:36order up
00:03:50which is the manager
00:03:55hip-hop
00:03:56hip-hop
00:03:58hip-hop
00:03:59hip-hop
00:04:00hooray
00:04:07gary i had that dream again
00:04:10and it's finally gonna come true
00:04:12hushay sorry about this calendar
00:04:14because today's the grand opening ceremony for the crusty crab 2
00:04:19where mr krabs will announce the new manager
00:04:22who's it gonna be gary
00:04:24well let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive
00:04:28employing in the month of art
00:04:30fun box for hands
00:04:33i'm ready
00:04:34promotion
00:04:35it's
00:04:55it
00:04:56what
00:04:56what
00:05:00it
00:05:01uh
00:05:02Glendiness is next to managerliness.
00:05:12I'm ready for motion.
00:05:15I'm ready for motion.
00:05:32Bob, what are you doing in here?
00:05:36I have to tell you something, Squidward.
00:05:38Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
00:05:41There's no shower at work.
00:05:42What do you want?
00:05:44I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
00:05:47Get up!
00:05:50Okay, I'll see you at the ceremony.
00:05:52That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.
00:05:56Oops, hold on.
00:05:58Congratulations, buddy.
00:06:00Oh, thanks, Patrick.
00:06:01And tonight, after my big promotion, we're going to party till we're purple.
00:06:05I love being purple.
00:06:06We're going to the place where all the action is.
00:06:09You don't mean?
00:06:10Well, I mean.
00:06:11Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Vote!
00:06:18Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
00:06:21You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
00:06:23We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
00:06:25Goofy Goober, Goober, yeah!
00:06:27Oh, I better get going.
00:06:28I better get the ocean.
00:06:30I better get the promotion.
00:06:32Good luck, SpongeBob.
00:06:33Have luck for being the ceremony.
00:06:35I got a little surprise for you.
00:06:37Boy, it's like a feeding, dude.
00:06:39Hello, Bikini Bottom.
00:06:41Kurt Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of the Krusty Krab restaurant.
00:06:45For years, the only place to get a delicious and mouth-watering Krabby Patty.
00:06:50Until today, that is.
00:06:51That's right, folks.
00:06:52Long-time owner, Mr. Krabs, is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2.
00:07:00First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs.
00:07:02Hello.
00:07:03I like money.
00:07:04What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
00:07:09Money.
00:07:11Curses!
00:07:12It's not fair!
00:07:16Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!
00:07:21Customer!
00:07:22Customer!
00:07:23Ah!
00:07:24Ah!
00:07:26Ah!
00:07:27Don't get worked up again, Plankton.
00:07:29I just mapped the floors.
00:07:30Oh, Karen, my computer wife.
00:07:33If only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krab's success.
00:07:36The formula for the Krabby Patty.
00:07:40Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant.
00:07:44Lord knows I've tried.
00:07:47I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet.
00:07:51From A to Y.
00:07:53A to Y?
00:07:54Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
00:07:56What about Z?
00:07:58Z?
00:07:58Z, the letter after Y.
00:08:01W, X, Y, Z.
00:08:04Plan Z, here it is!
00:08:06Just like you said!
00:08:07Oh, boy.
00:08:08Oh, oh, oh!
00:08:11It's evil.
00:08:13It's diabolical.
00:08:16It's lemon-scented!
00:08:18This Plan Z can't possibly fail!
00:08:21So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs.
00:08:24Because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula.
00:08:27Then everyone will eat at the Chubbucket, and I will rule the world!
00:08:31Oh, help, Clinton.
00:08:33Oh, help!
00:08:34Ow!
00:08:35Oh, ow, ow, ow!
00:08:36I'm ready!
00:08:37Oh, ow, ow, ow!
00:08:38Ew, I think I stepped in something.
00:08:40Help!
00:08:42Help!
00:08:43Not in something!
00:08:45On someone, you twit!
00:08:47Oh, sorry, Plankton.
00:08:49Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony?
00:08:51No, I am not on my way over to the grand opening chair, Rooney.
00:08:54I'm busy planning to rule the world!
00:09:00Well, good luck with that.
00:09:01I'm ready for motion.
00:09:03I'm ready for motion.
00:09:05Stupid kid.
00:09:08Welcome!
00:09:09Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of the Krusty Krab 2.
00:09:14We paid $9 for this?
00:09:17I paid $10.
00:09:18Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager!
00:09:28Yeah, now we're talking!
00:09:29Yeah!
00:09:31Yes, well, anyway.
00:09:34The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
00:09:38Yes.
00:09:40The obvious choice for the job.
00:09:42He's right.
00:09:43The name you all know, it starts with an S.
00:09:46That's me.
00:09:47Please welcome our new manager, Squidward Tentacles!
00:09:52Yes!
00:09:53Yeah!
00:09:55Ah, better luck next time, buddy!
00:09:58Woo!
00:10:00Woo-hoo!
00:10:02Yeah, all right!
00:10:03Woo!
00:10:04People of Bikini Bottom!
00:10:07As the manager of...
00:10:09Uh, SpongeBob?
00:10:10Hold the phone, folks.
00:10:11I'm getting an important newsflash from Mr. Krabs.
00:10:13Go ahead, Mr. K.
00:10:14Since I take care of something that was it...
00:10:15I'm making a complete what of myself.
00:10:17As jag-ass over as a weasel.
00:10:19The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen?
00:10:22That jag-ass-a-sum.
00:10:23And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone.
00:10:27Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob!
00:10:29You didn't get the job!
00:10:31What?
00:10:31You did not get the job!
00:10:36But...
00:10:36But why?
00:10:38SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but...
00:10:41I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility.
00:10:46Well, let's face it.
00:10:48He's more, uh, mature than you.
00:10:50I'm not mature.
00:10:52Ah, lad.
00:10:54I mean this in the nicest of ways.
00:10:56But there's a word for what you are, and that word is, uh...
00:10:59Uh, I'm gonna say, uh...
00:11:01Dork?
00:11:02No, wait, that's not right.
00:11:03Not a dork, um...
00:11:04A goofball?
00:11:05Closer, but no, no, no.
00:11:07A ding-a-ling!
00:11:08Why not?
00:11:08I'm not gonna hit an expanatron!
00:11:10Okay, that's enough!
00:11:12Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid.
00:11:16And to be a manager, you have to be a man.
00:11:18Otherwise, they'd call it kid-ager.
00:11:21You understand-ager?
00:11:22I mean, you understand?
00:11:24I guess so, Mr. Krabs.
00:11:29SpongeBob?
00:11:30I'm ready for the impression.
00:11:33I'm ready for the impression.
00:11:36Poor kid.
00:11:37Hooray, SpongeBob!
00:11:40What's happening for SpongeBob?
00:11:53Hello?
00:11:54Where'd everybody go?
00:11:56Did I miss something?
00:11:59Did you see my mic?
00:12:01Later that evening.
00:12:03Time to put Plan Z into effect.
00:12:08Starting at the Undercie Castle of King Neptune.
00:12:24Oh, right.
00:12:25The royal court is now in session.
00:12:28Bring the prisoner forward!
00:12:35So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown.
00:12:39Yes, but...
00:12:40But what?
00:12:41But it's my job, your highness.
00:12:42I'm the royal crown polisher.
00:12:45Well, then I guess I can't execute you.
00:12:4820 years in the dungeon it is.
00:12:50Daddy!
00:12:51You're free to go.
00:12:54Bless you, Princess Mindy.
00:12:58Mindy!
00:12:59How dare you defy me!
00:13:01Why do you have to be so mean?
00:13:02I am the king!
00:13:04I must enforce the laws of the sea!
00:13:06Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.
00:13:10That would be nice.
00:13:12Squire!
00:13:12Clear the room!
00:13:13I wish to speak to my daughter alone.
00:13:17What is this, Mindy?
00:13:19Your crown?
00:13:20And what does this crown do?
00:13:22Covers your bald spot.
00:13:23It's not bald!
00:13:25It's thinning!
00:13:26This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline.
00:13:32No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea!
00:13:36One day, you will wear this crown.
00:13:39I'm gonna be bald?
00:13:40Thinning!
00:13:41Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist!
00:13:47Like your father.
00:13:49Uh, that?
00:13:51Your crown?
00:13:53What the?
00:13:55My crown!
00:13:58Someone has caught up in the world!
00:14:00I got it!
00:14:01I got it!
00:14:11Hey, all you goobers!
00:14:14It's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea penis, Goofy Goober!
00:14:23Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers!
00:14:27Time to say, oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah!
00:14:30Don't worry, Goofy Goober, yeah!
00:14:33We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah!
00:14:35Goofy Goofy Goober, yeah!
00:14:36All right, get it together, old boy.
00:14:52I know, I'll just stop thinking about it.
00:14:56And you know, I actually feel a little better.
00:14:58I don't even remember why I was sad.
00:15:00Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager!
00:15:06Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
00:15:09No, Pat, you don't understand.
00:15:11I didn't get the promotion.
00:15:13What?
00:15:13Why?
00:15:14Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.
00:15:17What?
00:15:17That's insane!
00:15:19I know!
00:15:20Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid!
00:15:23Here's your Goober meal, sir.
00:15:24I'm supposed to get a toy with this?
00:15:26Thanks.
00:15:28I'm gonna head home, Pat.
00:15:29The celebration's off.
00:15:31Um, are you sure?
00:15:33Yeah, I'm not in a Goober mood.
00:15:36Okay, see ya!
00:15:37And here's your triple Gooberberry sunrise, sir.
00:15:40Yum!
00:15:41Oh, triple Gooberberry sunrise, huh?
00:15:44Well, I guess I could use one of those.
00:15:46Now you're talking!
00:15:47Hey, what are you?
00:15:48You need another one over here!
00:15:51There you go.
00:15:52Ooh!
00:15:52Ooh!
00:15:53Boy, Pat, that hit the spot.
00:16:03I'm feeling better already.
00:16:05Yeah!
00:16:06Waiter, let's get another round over here!
00:16:11Oh, Mr. Waiter!
00:16:13Two more, please!
00:16:14Woo!
00:16:15Woo!
00:16:15Waiter!
00:16:18Waiter!
00:16:19Waiter!
00:16:21Waiter!
00:16:23Waiter!
00:16:25Waiter!
00:16:27Waiter!
00:16:28Why do I always get them to nuts?
00:16:30All right, folks!
00:16:32This one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world!
00:16:36Patrick!
00:16:37And this big peanut guy!
00:16:39It's a little ditty called...
00:16:41Waiter!
00:16:42Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I want to go home. Come on, pal.
00:16:54Oh, my head. Listen to me. It's eight in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.
00:17:00The friend? Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy?
00:17:05Wait, you said eight o'clock. Not like for work. Mr. Krabs is going to be here.
00:17:12Mr. Krabs.
00:17:16Now pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've got to keep a sharp eye out for paying customers.
00:17:22Yawn.
00:17:24What's this? Hey, that dude is riding toward the Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.
00:17:31Stay in the coach, daughter. This won't take long.
00:17:35Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.
00:17:37Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing.
00:17:40Squire!
00:17:41Squire!
00:17:42Yes, Your Highness.
00:17:43Have this pole executed at once.
00:17:46A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
00:17:49With cheese, Mr. Squidward. With cheese.
00:17:55Greetings, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.
00:18:02I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?
00:18:05No! I want to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny!
00:18:11How clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime!
00:18:17I stole your crown, sign Eugene Krabs!
00:18:20Relinquished the royal crown to me at once!
00:18:22But, but, this is crazy! I didn't do it!
00:18:24Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs! Leave a message!
00:18:27Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay. The guy you sold Neptune's crown to?
00:18:32Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown, Neptune's crown.
00:18:36I sold this to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown, Neptune's crown.
00:18:43Where'd you? I'm in Shell City, come on.
00:18:50Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
00:18:51My crown is in the forbidden Shell City!
00:18:57Plan Z. I love Plan Z!
00:19:03Prepare to burn, Krabs!
00:19:05I hate that coach! He's a beggar!
00:19:08I hate a crook! That's anyone! Not much for me!
00:19:13Very well, then.
00:19:15Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?
00:19:23I've got something to say about Mr. Krabs!
00:19:28Yeah, so...
00:19:29SpongeBobby boy! Oh, wait, who come just inside?
00:19:32Please, tell King Neptune all about me!
00:19:34I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years, and always thought he was a great boss!
00:19:43You see? A great boss!
00:19:44I now realize that he's a great big jerk!
00:19:48I deserve that manager's job!
00:19:51But you didn't give it to me, cause you said I'm a kid!
00:19:56Well, I am 100% man!
00:20:00And this man has got something to say to you!
00:20:04There! I think I made my point!
00:20:16Anyone else? No? Well then...
00:20:19Well then...
00:20:20Ah!
00:20:21Huh?
00:20:22Ah!
00:20:23Ah!
00:20:24Oh, big bats are on fire!
00:20:26The underwear's on fire!
00:20:28I'm on fire!
00:20:29I'm on fire!
00:20:33Oh, yeah!
00:20:34And now, Eugene Krabs!
00:20:36You!
00:20:37Will!
00:20:38Die!
00:20:40I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over!
00:20:45Quiet, fool!
00:20:46Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City!
00:20:49That's why he must die!
00:20:51Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
00:20:53You don't understand!
00:20:54My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority!
00:20:57And, uh, between you and me...
00:20:59My hair is thinning a bit...
00:21:01Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that helpful!
00:21:03Cloud!
00:21:04Cloud!
00:21:05Cloud!
00:21:06Cloud!
00:21:07Cloud!
00:21:08Cloud!
00:21:09My eyes!
00:21:10Alright, alright!
00:21:11Uh, King Neptune, sir?
00:21:13Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I meant to get your crown back?
00:21:16You go to Shell City?
00:21:24No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned!
00:21:27What makes you think you could?
00:21:29You're just a kid!
00:21:32But I'm not a kid!
00:21:33I can do it!
00:21:34Come along, I have a crab to cook!
00:21:37No!
00:21:38I won't let you!
00:21:40Very well, then.
00:21:41I'll have to fry you both!
00:21:44Daddy, stop it!
00:21:45Can't you get through one day without executing someone?
00:21:48Mindy!
00:21:49I told you to stay in the carriage!
00:21:51Where's your love and compassion?
00:21:53Look at this little guy!
00:21:54He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss!
00:21:58But, daughter, I-
00:21:59Please, Father!
00:22:00At least let him try!
00:22:01What have you got to lose?
00:22:02Might I remind you of your special problem?
00:22:05No!
00:22:06No!
00:22:07No!
00:22:08No!
00:22:09No!
00:22:10No!
00:22:11No!
00:22:12No!
00:22:13Alright!
00:22:14Very well, Mindy.
00:22:15I'll give him a chance.
00:22:16But, when your little champion fails to return, I get to spoil out of this crab all over the
00:22:21wall!
00:22:22And, as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days!
00:22:26If you do it in nine, eight, seven, six, six...
00:22:31Six it is then!
00:22:32Five!
00:22:33Give it to us!
00:22:34Until then, the crabs will remain frozen where he now stands!
00:22:38No way!
00:22:39I've been begging you!
00:22:42Go turn on the AC!
00:22:44Huh!
00:22:45Mr. Krabs!
00:22:46Oh, no!
00:22:47This is terrible!
00:22:48Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
00:22:49Come along, Mindy!
00:22:52Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous!
00:22:55There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere!
00:22:57And, what's worse, there's a giant cyclops who guards the outskirts of the city and preys
00:23:01on innocent sea creatures!
00:23:02Don't let him catch you, because if he does, I'll take you back to his lair, and you'll
00:23:06never be seen again!
00:23:07She's pretty, SpongeBob!
00:23:09Here, take this!
00:23:10What's in here?
00:23:12It's a magical bag of winds!
00:23:14I sold them for my father!
00:23:16You're hot!
00:23:17Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home!
00:23:20Mindy!
00:23:21I'm coming!
00:23:22Good luck, SpongeBob!
00:23:23Wait!
00:23:24How did you know my name?
00:23:25Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day!
00:23:27I've learned the names of all the sea creatures!
00:23:29What's my name?
00:23:30That's easy!
00:23:31You're Patrick's star!
00:23:37Mindy!
00:23:38I gotta go!
00:23:39I believe in you guys!
00:23:40Thanks, Mindy!
00:23:41Don't worry, Mr. Krabs!
00:23:42Patrick, Squidward, and I...
00:23:43Pass!
00:23:47Uh, uh, Patrick and I...
00:23:48What?
00:23:49...are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath!
00:23:52You've got nothing to worry about!
00:23:54Your life is in our hands!
00:23:56Oh...
00:23:57Patrick, let's go get that crown!
00:24:02Let's go get that crown!
00:24:17Feast your eyes, Patrick!
00:24:19What is it?
00:24:20The Paddy Wagon!
00:24:23Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons!
00:24:25Let me show you some of its features!
00:24:27Destiny seat finish!
00:24:28Steel belted pickles!
00:24:29Grilled leather interior!
00:24:31And under the hood,
00:24:32a fuel-injected French fryer with dual overhead grease traps!
00:24:36Whoa!
00:24:37Yeah!
00:24:38Wow!
00:24:40Hey!
00:24:41I thought you didn't have a driver's license!
00:24:43You don't need a license to drive a sandwich!
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00:25:16Well, I like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make.
00:25:20Over at the Chubbucket, you plan, Zane, I love ya!
00:25:42Fill her up, please.
00:25:44What'll it be, fellas?
00:25:46Mustard, or ketchup?
00:25:51Are they laughing at us?
00:25:53No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us.
00:25:56Where are you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
00:25:58Kids?
00:25:59Now, Patrick, for your information, we are not kids, we are men.
00:26:04And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
00:26:07Shell City? Ain't that the place that's guarded by killer Cyclops?
00:26:13That's right.
00:26:13Floyd, take off your hat in respect.
00:26:17Respect for the dead!
00:26:25You two dipsticks ain't gonna last ten seconds over the county line.
00:26:29Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
00:26:31Out of the car, fellas.
00:26:41How many seconds was that?
00:26:43Twelve.
00:26:45In your face!
00:26:47Who's the kid now?
00:26:55No!
00:26:58They're dead.
00:26:59Perch Perkins here with an incredible newsflash.
00:27:06Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket.
00:27:08How is this possible?
00:27:09Let's find out.
00:27:10Tip right up!
00:27:12Ready for everybody!
00:27:13Excuse me, Plankton.
00:27:14Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News.
00:27:16Can I get a minute?
00:27:16Anything for you, Perch.
00:27:19All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get that Krabby Patty?
00:27:22Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune...
00:27:28I'm sorry.
00:27:31He confided in me a secret wish!
00:27:33Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket, he said.
00:27:38Don't let the flames die out!
00:27:39By the way, act now and you'll get a free Chum Bucket Bucket Helmet with every purchase.
00:27:47Here you go, Perch.
00:27:48Thanks!
00:27:49Bucket Helmet's for everyone!
00:27:58Karen baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to beat my wife.
00:28:03I never agreed.
00:28:04Evil Plan Z is working perfectly!
00:28:06Nothing can stop me now!
00:28:08Nothing except Spongebob and his pink friend.
00:28:11My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown.
00:28:15If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints.
00:28:18Tiny fingerprints.
00:28:21Stubby tiny fingerprints.
00:28:24Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby.
00:28:26I've already hired someone to take care of those two.
00:28:30He's a vicious cold-blooded predator!
00:28:38Sesame seed.
00:28:48Hey, mister!
00:28:50Was that half a ten-gallons?
00:28:52Ah!
00:28:53He's a Polsce!
00:29:07No!
00:29:08Me!
00:29:08Boo!
00:29:09Boo!
00:29:10Boo!
00:29:10See you, girl?
00:29:11Go now!
00:29:12Yeah, yeah!
00:29:12Yeah!
00:29:13Look at all!
00:29:14Just-
00:29:14Just get Joey!
00:29:15Yup!
00:29:16Hoo!
00:29:16Go get that back, crowd!
00:29:18Woo!
00:29:19Oh, yeah.
00:29:22All right.
00:29:23We're here.
00:29:25Are we there yet?
00:29:28We must be close by now.
00:29:31Patrick, look!
00:29:32We're doing great.
00:29:34Shell City's only five days away.
00:29:37My car.
00:29:39No, I wish we still had our car.
00:29:42SpongeBob, look!
00:29:44Our car!
00:29:44Our car!
00:29:45The key!
00:29:49What do you think it is?
00:30:03There it is, Pat.
00:30:09The key!
00:30:11Now, how are we going to get it?
00:30:12I know.
00:30:13Lock you in and ask him for it.
00:30:14What are you looking at?
00:30:18Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
00:30:19Sorry.
00:30:20I know.
00:30:21I'll go in and create a distraction, and you get the key.
00:30:24Wait.
00:30:25I want to do the distraction.
00:30:27Uh, okay.
00:30:28I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction.
00:30:31You see?
00:30:38Damn.
00:30:40Have everybody's attention?
00:30:44I'll have to use the bathroom.
00:30:50It's, uh, right over there.
00:30:54Stupid contacts.
00:30:56Oh, there it is.
00:30:56I better go wash it off.
00:30:59Patrick!
00:31:00You call better distraction?
00:31:02I'll have to go to the bathroom.
00:31:04Oh, I got my hands dirty for nothing.
00:31:06Huh?
00:31:07Patrick, check it out!
00:31:09Whoa!
00:31:10Hooray!
00:31:12Bubble boy!
00:31:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:31:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:31:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:31:20Yay!
00:31:21Yay!
00:31:29Hey!
00:31:30Who blew this bubble?
00:31:31you all know the rules
00:31:36all the blowing babies
00:31:38will be beaten senseless by every
00:31:40age of a pigeon in the bar
00:31:42that's right
00:31:44so who blew it
00:31:45so
00:31:47nobody knows
00:31:50maybe it was
00:31:51somebody in here ain't a real
00:31:54man you
00:31:55we're on a baby hunt and don't
00:31:58think we don't know how to beat
00:32:00him out now everybody
00:32:02line up
00:32:03DJ time for the
00:32:06test
00:32:07nobody can resist
00:32:12singing along to this
00:32:14spongebob
00:32:15it's the goofy goober theme song
00:32:17i know
00:32:18oh my
00:32:20you're the baby
00:32:29no no
00:32:30i only cough
00:32:31i swear
00:32:31DJ
00:32:33turn it up louder
00:32:36don't stay in a long
00:32:39second
00:32:40i'm trying
00:32:42trying
00:32:43too hard
00:32:44i'm a goofy goober
00:32:48yeah
00:32:48you're a goofy
00:32:51goober
00:32:52yeah
00:32:52we're all
00:32:54goopy
00:32:55goober
00:32:56yeah
00:32:57goopy goopy
00:32:59goober
00:32:59goober
00:33:00yeah
00:33:00well
00:33:03well
00:33:04which one of you
00:33:07babies was it
00:33:08it was him
00:33:09uh
00:33:09he did it
00:33:10i've never even eaten
00:33:12that goofy goopy
00:33:13goober goober
00:33:13yeah
00:33:14well
00:33:15looks like we got
00:33:17ourselves a double baby
00:33:18and that was a close call
00:33:25guess what i got
00:33:26the cake
00:33:28shh
00:33:29too bad spongebob's not here
00:33:39to enjoy spongebob not being here
00:33:41morning
00:33:50some people have no taste in headgear
00:33:54huh
00:33:56babies too
00:33:59excuse me miss
00:34:01but
00:34:01where is everybody getting that
00:34:04horrid headwear
00:34:05who said that
00:34:06down here
00:34:07oh
00:34:08well i got it at the chum bucket
00:34:09plankton's giving them away free with every krabby patty
00:34:12chum bucket
00:34:13free
00:34:14krabby patty
00:34:15python
00:34:16giving
00:34:17with
00:34:18so
00:34:22you're selling
00:34:23crabby patty
00:34:24eh plankton
00:34:25that's right
00:34:26squidward
00:34:27and there's a free bucket helmet
00:34:29with every purchase
00:34:30care for one
00:34:31no
00:34:32you may have hoodwinked everyone else
00:34:34in this
00:34:34backwater town
00:34:35but you can't fool me
00:34:37i listen to public radio
00:34:39what's that supposed to mean
00:34:41it means
00:34:42you've set up
00:34:42mr krabs
00:34:43you stole the crown
00:34:44so neptune would freeze him
00:34:46and you could finally get your stubby little paws
00:34:48on the krabby patty formula
00:34:49it was you
00:34:51all along
00:34:51but you made one fatal mistake
00:34:54you messed with my paycheck
00:34:56and i'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land
00:35:00king neptune
00:35:01we'll see about that inspector loose lips
00:35:04now activating helmet brain control devices
00:35:08what's going on here
00:35:12seize him slaves
00:35:31all hail
00:35:33who can stop me now
00:35:47oh
00:35:49oh
00:35:50oh gee
00:35:55come on pat
00:35:56one more time
00:35:57okay
00:35:57we're on a baby hunt
00:35:59i don't think
00:36:00we don't know
00:36:01how to weed him out
00:36:02weed him out
00:36:10what a jerk
00:36:13whoa
00:36:18those girls getting kind of bumpy here
00:36:20you know spice bob
00:36:23there's a lesson to be learned
00:36:24from all of this
00:36:25what's that patrick
00:36:26a bubble blowing double baby
00:36:28doesn't belong out here
00:36:30in man's country
00:36:32yeah
00:36:33wait
00:36:33we blew that bubble
00:36:35doesn't that make us
00:36:36a bubble blowing double baby
00:36:38hey look free ice cream
00:36:41oh boy
00:36:43how you doing
00:36:50wait a minute
00:36:54wait a minute
00:36:55spongebob
00:36:57yeah
00:36:58make mine and chocolate
00:37:00got you covered
00:37:01two please
00:37:02certainly
00:37:03you kids enjoy
00:37:05actually we're men lady
00:37:07but thanks
00:37:08okay patrick
00:37:09let's
00:37:09you can let go now
00:37:11i said let go please
00:37:12what is this
00:37:16what kind of old lady are you
00:37:24did you get the ice cream
00:37:48you may not know it cowboy
00:38:00Hey! You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowin' bubbles.
00:38:20All bubble-blown babies will be beatin' senseless by...
00:38:30Come on, kiddies! Have some ice-cream!
00:38:46I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers!
00:38:52Get more attention!
00:39:00Well, we lost our car again.
00:39:18Well, never mind the car. Where's the road?
00:39:21Road! Road! Road! Road! Road! Road! Road! Road!
00:39:27Sorry.
00:39:28There's the road on the other side of this deep, dark, dangerous...
00:39:38Hazardous.
00:39:39Hazardous.
00:39:41Monster-infested.
00:39:42Yeah, monster-infested...
00:39:45Trench.
00:39:46Hey, SpongeBob, look! Here's a way down.
00:39:53Well, we're not gonna get the ground standing here.
00:39:56On to Shell City!
00:39:58Hey, look! It's making noise!
00:40:07SpongeBob?
00:40:10Well, hey, where are you going?
00:40:11I'm going home, Patrick.
00:40:13Well, what about Mr. Krabs?
00:40:15What about us? We'll never survive in that trench!
00:40:18You said it yourself. This is man's country.
00:40:20And let's face it, Pat.
00:40:22We're just...
00:40:24Kids.
00:40:25We're not kids!
00:40:26Open your eyes, Patrick!
00:40:28We blow bubbles!
00:40:29We eat ice cream!
00:40:30We worship a dancing peanut for corn's sake!
00:40:33We don't belong out here!
00:40:35We do not worship him!
00:40:38Patrick, you've been wearing the same goofy goober peanut party underpants for three years straight!
00:40:42What do you call that?
00:40:44We're a ship?
00:40:45Oh, you're right, SpongeBob! We are kids!
00:40:53Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
00:40:58But you can't go home!
00:41:00Lindy!
00:41:01Lindy?
00:41:02How much did you hear?
00:41:05I heard enough.
00:41:06Did you see my underwear?
00:41:08No, Patrick.
00:41:09Did you want to?
00:41:10Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.
00:41:14What do you mean, the only ones left?
00:41:15Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom.
00:41:19Or should I say...
00:41:20Planktopolis.
00:41:22All hail mighty!
00:41:25No resting!
00:41:25This monument celebrating my glory isn't going to build itself!
00:41:30Move faster!
00:41:31Oh, my gosh!
00:41:33Patrick, look!
00:41:34Plankins turned everyone we know into slaves!
00:41:37Squidward?
00:41:38Sandy?
00:41:40Mrs. Puff?
00:41:42Even Gary?
00:41:43How handsome!
00:41:45Can't your father do something?
00:41:47My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything.
00:41:52Squire, will you hurry?
00:41:56So you see?
00:41:57You can't quit.
00:41:58The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands.
00:42:01But...
00:42:01But we're just...
00:42:02Hey!
00:42:03It doesn't matter if you're kids.
00:42:04And what's so wrong with being a kid anyway?
00:42:06Kids rule!
00:42:07You don't need to be a man to do this.
00:42:09You just gotta believe in yourself.
00:42:11You just gotta believe!
00:42:13I believe!
00:42:13I believe!
00:42:16That's the spirit!
00:42:17I believe that everybody I know is a goner!
00:42:22Come on, guys!
00:42:26Guys!
00:42:27Guys!
00:42:27Guys!
00:42:28Guys?
00:42:32Ew!
00:42:34Meanwhile...
00:42:35I guess you're right.
00:43:00A couple of kids could never survive this journey.
00:43:05That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men.
00:43:12You can do that?
00:43:14How?
00:43:15With my mermaid magic.
00:43:18Shh!
00:43:19Did you hear that, Patrick?
00:43:21She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!
00:43:24Hooray!
00:43:26We're gonna be men!
00:43:27We're gonna be men!
00:43:28We're gonna be men!
00:43:28We're gonna be men!
00:43:29Good.
00:43:30Now let's get started.
00:43:31Close your eyes.
00:43:32Are we men yet?
00:43:33Not yet.
00:43:34Uh, spin around three times.
00:43:36I think it's working.
00:43:38Good.
00:43:38Now, keep your eyes shut.
00:43:41With my mermaid's magic...
00:43:43And my one-tail fin...
00:43:45I command the two of you to turn into men!
00:43:50Open your eyes!
00:43:53Huh.
00:43:54I don't feel anything...
00:43:55Oh my gosh, Patrick!
00:43:57You have a mustache!
00:43:58So do you!
00:43:59So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
00:44:09Guys!
00:44:10Huh?
00:44:11I said now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
00:44:14Yeah!
00:44:15Yeah!
00:44:15Are men afraid of anything?
00:44:17Yeah!
00:44:17No!
00:44:18And why?
00:44:19Because we're invincible!
00:44:21Yeah!
00:44:22Yeah!
00:44:22Woohoo!
00:44:23I never said that!
00:44:25Yeah!
00:44:26Yeah!
00:44:26Yeah!
00:44:27Yeah!
00:44:27Yeah!
00:44:28Yeah!
00:44:28Yeah!
00:44:29Yeah!
00:44:29Yeah!
00:44:30Yeah!
00:44:30Yeah!
00:44:31Yeah!
00:44:31Yeah!
00:44:32Yeah!
00:44:32Yeah!
00:44:33Yeah!
00:44:33Yeah!
00:44:37Um, Patrick?
00:44:38Yeah, buddy?
00:44:39Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?
00:44:42Because...
00:44:43Oh...
00:44:44Well...
00:44:45Oh...
00:44:46Patrick!
00:44:47Huh?
00:44:48Are we dead?
00:44:49No!
00:44:50Far from it, my friend!
00:44:51We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench!
00:44:53Ah!
00:44:54Ah!
00:44:55Ah!
00:44:56Ah!
00:44:57Patrick!
00:44:58Huh?
00:44:59Are we dead?
00:45:00No!
00:45:01Far from it, my friend!
00:45:02We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench!
00:45:07The mustache has worked!
00:45:11Do you know what that means?
00:45:13They are invincible!
00:45:19Now that we're men, we can't do anything!
00:45:22Now that we're men, we are out of trouble!
00:45:25Now that we're men, we're going to shelter!
00:45:28We get them out, David and I, and Mr. Brad!
00:45:32Now that we're men, we have facial hair!
00:45:35Now that we're men!
00:45:37I change my underwear!
00:45:39Now that we're men!
00:45:40We got a bad way!
00:45:42Where we got the stuff, we're tossing up to save the day!
00:45:46We never had a chance, we'll leave our kids!
00:45:48Go!
00:45:49Go!
00:45:50Go!
00:45:51Let's take a look at what the mermaids did!
00:45:52Ha!
00:45:53Ha!
00:45:54Ha!
00:45:55Ha!
00:45:56Ha!
00:46:03Yeah, go Pat!
00:46:04Uh-huh!
00:46:05Uh-huh!
00:46:06Uh-huh!
00:46:07Uh-huh!
00:46:08Oh, yeah!
00:46:09Yeah, go Spongebob!
00:46:10Yeah!
00:46:11Hooray!
00:46:12None of them are men!
00:46:13We can't bother them!
00:46:14None of them are men!
00:46:15They have become our friends!
00:46:16None of them are men!
00:46:17They have become our friends!
00:46:18None of them are men!
00:46:19They'll be a happy end!
00:46:20They'll pass the quest and finish the quest for the crown!
00:46:21They'll pass the test and finish the quest!
00:46:22They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!
00:46:23Yeah!
00:46:24They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!
00:46:25Yeah!
00:46:26They'll pass the test and finish the quest!
00:46:27They'll pass the test and finish the quest!
00:46:28They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!
00:46:29Yeah!
00:46:30Yeah!
00:46:31They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!
00:46:32Yeah!
00:46:33Yeah!
00:46:34So, silly's got it!
00:46:35We did it back!
00:46:36We made it past everything!
00:46:37These are the hideous, disgusting monsters!
00:46:38Huh?
00:46:39Oh!
00:46:40Oh!
00:46:41Not you guys!
00:46:42You guys are awesome!
00:46:43Well, we did it back!
00:46:44We made it past everything!
00:46:45These are the hideous, disgusting monsters!
00:46:46Oh!
00:46:47Oh!
00:46:48Oh!
00:46:49Oh!
00:46:50Oh!
00:46:51Oh!
00:46:52Oh!
00:46:53Oh!
00:46:54Oh!
00:46:55Oh!
00:46:56Oh!
00:46:57Oh!
00:46:58Oh!
00:46:59Oh!
00:47:00Oh!
00:47:01Oh!
00:47:02Oh!
00:47:03Oh!
00:47:04Oh!
00:47:05Oh!
00:47:06And your family guys!
00:47:08Oh!
00:47:09Oh, my teammate!
00:47:10We should rind Alright!
00:47:11Oh!
00:47:12We should be there in one more verse!
00:47:13Not then when we're married!
00:47:14Finally!
00:47:16I got you right where I want you!
00:47:17Uh, can I help you with something, sir?
00:47:19Name's Dennis!
00:47:20I've been hired to exterminate you!
00:47:22You're... gonna... exterminate us?
00:47:24Listen, Junior, you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm going to let you off with a warning.
00:47:42Step aside and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
00:47:46You mean these?
00:47:47I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
00:47:58They were fake?
00:48:01Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like.
00:48:07I see a mermaid.
00:48:11All right, enough camp.
00:48:15What are you going to do to us?
00:48:17Plankton was very specific.
00:48:20Plankton?
00:48:21For some reason he wanted me to step on you.
00:48:23Step on us?
00:48:25Yeah, that way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!
00:48:30Uh, perhaps I've said too much.
00:48:39That's a big boot!
00:48:41Don't worry, this will only hurt a lot!
00:48:43I love this job!
00:48:51Bigger boot!
00:48:52Wait, Dad!
00:48:53This bigger boot saved our lives!
00:48:55Yay!
00:48:57Thank you, stranger!
00:49:03Uh, stranger?
00:49:06It's a cyclops!
00:49:08Yeah, THE END
00:49:30No!
00:49:31I love you!
00:49:31No!
00:49:32No!
00:49:33I love you!
00:49:34Are we dead?
00:50:00I don't think so.
00:50:01Artificially colored rocks?
00:50:07I don't know where we are.
00:50:09What is this?
00:50:11It's some kind of wall of psychic energy.
00:50:14No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.
00:50:18Hey, there's some fish folk.
00:50:21Hey!
00:50:22I'll be here!
00:50:22Hey, you guys!
00:50:23Hey!
00:50:24Hey!
00:50:25Help!
00:50:26No, help here!
00:50:27Help us out, okay?
00:50:28Huh?
00:50:29Wait a second.
00:50:31Those fish are...
00:50:37dead.
00:50:37What are you going to do with us?
00:50:57Oh, no!
00:51:03He's going for his evil instruments of torture!
00:51:12Blue?
00:51:12Google eyes?
00:51:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:51:19He's making a humorous diorama of...
00:51:26Alexander Clown Bell!
00:51:31Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelling nifx!
00:51:35And I think we're next!
00:51:37You think so?
00:51:38Patrick, go!
00:51:39The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move!
00:51:57Tell me about it.
00:51:59Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:52:08This doesn't look too good, Patrick.
00:52:12You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs?
00:52:17I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy.
00:52:25Thanks.
00:52:26Don't mention it.
00:52:27Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.
00:52:32You mean that we're attractive?
00:52:34No, that we're just kids.
00:52:37A couple of kids in way over their heads.
00:52:41We were doomed from the start.
00:52:43I mean, look at us.
00:52:44We didn't even come close to the crown.
00:52:47We let everybody down.
00:52:49We failed.
00:52:51Shell City.
00:52:53Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.
00:52:55Shell City.
00:52:57Exactly, buddy.
00:52:58Yeah, the place we never got to.
00:53:01Shell City.
00:53:02Okay, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.
00:53:05No!
00:53:06Look at the sign!
00:53:07Shell City!
00:53:09Marine gifts and sundries!
00:53:12Shell City is a gift shop?
00:53:14But if this is Shell City, then where's the...
00:53:19...crown?
00:53:23Neptune's crown!
00:53:25This is Shell City!
00:53:28Pat, we did make it.
00:53:31Yeah, I guess we did.
00:53:33We did all right for a couple of goofballs.
00:53:39I'm a Goopy Goober, yeah!
00:53:51Yeah!
00:53:52I'm a Goopy Goober, yeah!
00:53:59Goopy Goober, yeah!
00:54:03Goopy!
00:54:04Goopy!
00:54:07Goopy!
00:54:08Goon!
00:54:09Goon!
00:54:10Goon!
00:54:11Goon!
00:54:11That's the end of the sponge bath.
00:54:30Come here, you.
00:54:34Shut up and look at the screen.
00:54:36Ah, the bird's right.
00:54:38Look.
00:54:39Give me the tear of the goofy goobers.
00:55:09Let's get that crown.
00:55:20Right.
00:55:22Up three, Patrick.
00:55:23Ready?
00:55:24One, two, three.
00:55:25Hey, it's lighter than I thought.
00:55:27What's happening?
00:55:44I don't know.
00:55:46Look.
00:55:48Let's get that crown.
00:55:50Oh.
00:55:52Son of a fucking...
00:55:54Huh?
00:55:54It's a kingdom.
00:55:55Oh.
00:56:00Oh.
00:56:00Oh.
00:56:05Oh.
00:56:05Oh.
00:56:07Oh.
00:56:08Oh.
00:56:09Oh.
00:56:10Oh.
00:56:10Oh.
00:56:11Oh.
00:56:11Oh.
00:56:11Oh.
00:56:12Come on, Patrick.
00:56:30Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom.
00:56:34Do you still have that bag of winds?
00:56:36I sure do.
00:56:40Here you go.
00:56:43What?
00:56:44Nothing.
00:56:45Nothing.
00:56:45Okay, let's go over the instructions.
00:56:47Let's see, it says here, step one, point bag away from home.
00:56:51Okay.
00:56:52Step two, point feet firmly on ground.
00:56:54Right.
00:56:55Step three, remove string from bag, releasing the winds.
00:56:58Check.
00:57:00That seems simple enough.
00:57:02Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string releasing the winds.
00:57:06All right, let's do it for real.
00:57:08Uh, SpongeBob?
00:57:09Ha.
00:57:09Oh, no.
00:57:25How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?
00:57:27I can take you there.
00:57:37Who are you?
00:57:38I'm David Hasselhoff.
00:57:40Hooray!
00:57:42Uh, so where'd you vote?
00:57:45Vote.
00:57:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:57:47Go, Hasselhoff.
00:57:51Next stop, Bikini Bottom!
00:57:53All hail, Clinton! All hail, Clinton!
00:57:58Well, Krabs, you know what today is?
00:58:01Sorry about this calendar.
00:58:03March 14th!
00:58:05Wait, that's not right.
00:58:07It should say, the day that Krabs rise!
00:58:10He he he!
00:58:12Huh?
00:58:14Oh!
00:58:16Guess who's here?
00:58:21Oh, that's enough!
00:58:25All right, they're hassle-a-locked! Nothing can stop us now!
00:58:32Well, unidentified object up behind quarters!
00:58:37It looks like...
00:58:40They're bullets! But how?
00:58:51Wow! Seven!
00:58:53Did you miss me?
00:58:59This is the best seat in the house!
00:59:01All right, Neptune, let's get it out!
00:59:05Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up!
00:59:08And it is time for you to die!
00:59:11Geez, I can do it!
00:59:13There is nothing else I can do!
00:59:17You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time!
00:59:19Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time!
00:59:22What?
00:59:24Betty!
00:59:25Will you butt out?
00:59:26I won't have you stalling this execution!
00:59:28Stalling?
00:59:29I'm not stalling anything!
00:59:31Yes, you are!
00:59:32No, I'm not!
00:59:33Yes, you are! You're doing it right now!
00:59:36I'm stalling!
00:59:38Yes!
00:59:39Stalling?
00:59:40Stalling!
00:59:41Stalling!
00:59:42Stalling!
00:59:43Stalling!
00:59:44Oh, boy!
00:59:48Now, where were we?
00:59:50Patrick, run!
00:59:51No!
00:59:52I'm tired of running!
00:59:54If we run now, we'll never see-
00:59:58Run, SpongeBob!
01:00:00Take it easy back there, fellas!
01:00:10Ah!
01:00:11Ah!
01:00:12Ah!
01:00:13Ah!
01:00:14Ah!
01:00:15SpongeBob, be careful!
01:00:16Come on, kid, give it up!
01:00:18Huh?
01:00:19Dennis always gets his man!
01:00:21Papa!
01:00:22Ah!
01:00:23Ah!
01:00:24Ah!
01:00:25Ah!
01:00:26Ah!
01:00:27Ah!
01:00:28Ah!
01:00:29Ah!
01:00:30Yeah!
01:00:31I did it!
01:00:32You got guts, kid?
01:00:33Yeah.
01:00:34Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.
01:00:35Uh, I don't know what kinds of pain you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth you
01:00:39a while!
01:00:40It's gonna take a lot more than five!
01:00:42What is this?
01:00:43Uh, that, sir, is five Goober dollars!
01:00:45Legal tender and any participating Goofy Goober!
01:00:48I got bubbles!
01:00:49Funny parties!
01:00:50My eyes!
01:00:52Ah!
01:00:53Ah!
01:00:54Ah!
01:00:55Thanks, buddy!
01:00:56Ah!
01:00:57Thanks a lot!
01:00:58That's it!
01:00:59I blew my killer arms!
01:01:01See you later, fools!
01:01:02Ah!
01:01:03Ah!
01:01:04Ah!
01:01:05Ah!
01:01:06Ah!
01:01:07Ah!
01:01:08Ah!
01:01:09Ah!
01:01:10Ah!
01:01:11Ah!
01:01:12Ah!
01:01:13Ah!
01:01:14Ah!
01:01:15Ah!
01:01:16Ah!
01:01:17Ah!
01:01:18Ah!
01:01:19Ah!
01:01:20Ah!
01:01:21Ah!
01:01:22Ah!
01:01:23Ah!
01:01:24Ah!
01:01:25Ah!
01:01:26Ah!
01:01:27Ah!
01:01:28Ah!
01:01:29Ah!
01:01:30Ah!
01:01:31Ah!
01:01:32Ah!
01:01:33Ah!
01:01:34Ah!
01:01:35Ah!
01:01:36Ah!
01:01:37Ah!
01:01:38Ah!
01:01:39Ah!
01:01:40Ah!
01:01:41Ah!
01:01:42Ah!
01:01:43Ah!
01:01:44Ah!
01:01:45Ah!
01:01:46Ah!
01:01:47able to float down in time.
01:01:49Who said anything about floating?
01:01:52Initiating launch sequence.
01:01:54Did you see that?
01:01:58The control.
01:02:00Wow.
01:02:01All hands on deck.
01:02:04Ten seconds to lift off.
01:02:06Nine, eight.
01:02:08Eugene Krabs,
01:02:09the time has come.
01:02:11No.
01:02:12Yes.
01:02:13Six, five, for you.
01:02:16No.
01:02:17Yes.
01:02:18Surprise.
01:02:20No.
01:02:21Yes.
01:02:26No.
01:02:30You done good, Hasselhoff.
01:02:33You done good.
01:02:35Ow.
01:02:38Hooray.
01:02:39I'm done.
01:02:40I'm done.
01:02:40I'm done.
01:02:41My crown.
01:02:49My beautiful crown.
01:02:54SpongeBob?
01:02:55Patrick?
01:02:56I knew you could do it.
01:02:57Oh, yes.
01:03:07Well done, Spongeboob.
01:03:10Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
01:03:13Oh, don't worry about me.
01:03:15My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella.
01:03:19Umbrella.
01:03:20Umbrella.
01:03:26Daddy, no.
01:03:28Daddy, yes.
01:03:34All hail, Spankton.
01:03:37All hail, Spankton.
01:03:40All hail, Spankton.
01:03:43All hail, Spankton.
01:03:45All hail, Spankton.
01:03:50Spankton, what happened?
01:03:51Plankton cheated.
01:03:53Cheated?
01:03:53Hold on there, Baldy.
01:03:56Don't grow up.
01:03:57What, do you think this is a game of kickball on the playground?
01:03:59You never had a chance to defeat me, fool.
01:04:03And you know why?
01:04:04Because you cheated?
01:04:06No, not because I cheated.
01:04:08Because I'm an evil genius.
01:04:09And you're just a kid.
01:04:12A stupid kid.
01:04:18I guess you're right, Plankton.
01:04:20I am just a kid.
01:04:22Of course I'm right.
01:04:23Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
01:04:24And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, 27 and a half seconds.
01:04:30And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are.
01:04:35That's right.
01:04:35Okay, that's right.
01:04:36And no amount of mermaid magic, or managerial promotion, or some other third thing, can make me anything more than what I really am inside.
01:04:48A kid.
01:04:49That's great.
01:04:50Now get back against the wall.
01:04:51But that's okay.
01:04:52What?
01:04:52What's going on?
01:04:53Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do.
01:04:56I made it to Shell City.
01:04:57And I beat the Cyclops.
01:04:59And I rolled the Hasselhoff.
01:05:01And I brought the crown back.
01:05:03All right, we get the point.
01:05:04So yeah, I'm a kid.
01:05:06And I'm also a goofball.
01:05:07And a wingnut.
01:05:08And a knucklehead next to the drum.
01:05:10Oh, sort of here.
01:05:11But most of all, I'm...
01:05:13Okay, settle down.
01:05:14I'm...
01:05:14Take it easy.
01:05:15I'm...
01:05:16What the stellar...
01:05:17I'm a Goofy Goober!
01:05:21You're a Goofy Goober!
01:05:24We're all Goofy Goobers!
01:05:29Goofy, Goofy, Goober, Goober!
01:05:30Goofy Goober!
01:06:01I'm a Goofy Goober!
01:06:05What's happening?
01:06:08His dance moves are impressive.
01:06:11But I'm in control.
01:06:13Say, yeah!
01:06:14Goofy Goober!
01:06:17Goofy Goober!
01:06:23Goofy Goober!
01:06:24Goofy Goober!
01:06:25Goofy Goober!
01:06:26Goofy Goober!
01:06:27Goofy Goober!
01:06:28Goofy Goober!
01:06:29Goofy Goober!
01:06:30I breathe like the dream
01:06:43What?
01:06:45No
01:06:46My precious helmet
01:06:59This job went to write it
01:07:11The helmets can't handle this level of rock and roll
01:07:14Karen, do something
01:07:16All right, that's the last straw
01:07:23Neptune, I command you
01:07:25Here you go, daddy
01:07:28I don't know where to get out of here
01:07:30Look, it's the wizard who saved us
01:07:34Out of my way, fool
01:07:35Come on, I was just kidding
01:07:49Come on, you guys do that, didn't you?
01:07:52With the helmets and the big monuments
01:07:55Wasn't that hilarious, everybody?
01:07:58I want to see
01:07:59Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right
01:08:04Your compassion for these sea creatures proved the most admirable trait
01:08:08Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown
01:08:12I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day
01:08:16Now let's go home
01:08:17Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?
01:08:20Well, uh, uh, oh, yeah
01:08:22You teen crabs, I forgot to unfreeze you
01:08:26What the?
01:08:29Oops, I guess I had it set to real boy ending
01:08:34Yippee!
01:08:37Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you crabs
01:08:40And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad
01:08:49Where is he, anyway?
01:08:51I'm up here
01:08:52I'm on it
01:08:57Go to him now, crabs
01:09:03Embrace him
01:09:04SpongeBob, me boy
01:09:06I'm sorry I ever doubted you
01:09:08That's a mistake I won't make again
01:09:10Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft serve
01:09:12And now, SpongeBob
01:09:14I'm going to do something that I should have done six days ago
01:09:18Mr. Squidward, front and center, please
01:09:21I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin
01:09:25I couldn't agree more, sir
01:09:28Hooray for SpongeBob!
01:09:30Hooray!
01:09:33Wait a second, everybody
01:09:34There's something I need to say first
01:09:37I just don't know how to put it
01:09:39I think I know what it is
01:09:41After going on your life-changing journey
01:09:43You now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted
01:09:47What you really wanted was inside you all along
01:09:53Are you crazy?
01:09:54I was just going to tell you that you're flying down
01:09:56Manager, this is the greatest day of my life!
01:10:00Ocean Man
01:10:01Take me by the hand
01:10:02Lead me to the land
01:10:04That you understand
01:10:05Ocean Man
01:10:08I'll point you to the corner of the globe
01:10:10It's a real trip
01:10:11Ocean Man
01:10:15The crust of a giant man
01:10:17Bought by the sand
01:10:18Soaking up the thirst of the land
01:10:21Ocean Man
01:10:22Can you see through the wonder of the maze
01:10:25At the open man?
01:10:28Ocean Man
01:10:29The crust is lucid when it cares for
01:10:32To the childlike man
01:10:34Ocean Man
01:10:35At the sequence of a life-form raised in the sand
01:10:39Soaking up the thirst of the land
01:10:42Ocean Man
01:10:42Ocean Man
01:10:44Ocean Man
01:10:49Ocean Man
01:10:54Ocean Man
01:10:56Ocean Man
01:10:58Ocean Man
01:10:59The sequence of a life-form raised in the sand
01:11:05Soaking up the thirst of the land
01:11:06Ocean Man
01:11:07Soaking up the thirst of the land
01:11:08Ocean Man
01:11:09Ocean Man
01:11:10Ocean Man
01:11:11Ocean Man
01:11:12Ocean Man
01:11:13Ocean Man
01:11:14Ocean Man
01:11:15Ocean Man
01:11:16Ocean Man
01:11:17Ocean Man
01:11:18Ocean Man
01:11:19Ocean Man
01:11:20Ocean Man
01:11:21Ocean Man
01:11:22Ocean Man
01:11:23Ocean Man
01:11:24Ocean Man
01:11:25Ocean Man
01:11:26Ocean Man
01:11:27Ocean Man
01:11:28Ocean Man
01:11:29Ocean Man
01:11:30Ocean Man
01:11:31Ocean Man
01:11:32Ocean Man
01:11:33Ocean Man
01:11:34Ocean Man
01:11:35Ocean Man
01:11:36Ocean Man
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