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00:00:41And then, Noe's Man takes the axe and chops his way into the city's inner phantom.
00:00:47And then what?
00:00:48Then what?
00:00:50Ah, here it is.
00:00:51Noe's Man says, this price is malodorous.
00:00:54Chock full of malignancies.
00:00:56Yes, this comic's a real page-turner.
00:00:59It's slopping over with gripping suspense.
00:01:02Let's see now, let's see.
00:01:03Noe's Man says, do my nostrils detect the overpowering stench of a prehistoric monster?
00:01:09He turns around and...
00:01:13Schmodzilla!
00:01:14Story continued in Hideous Tales, issue number 177.
00:01:18Gee, that's nice.
00:01:19Story continued in Hideous Tales, 177?
00:01:23Where is it? Where is it?
00:01:25It's a veritable collector's item.
00:01:42Quick, you're on in five seconds.
00:01:43Oh, who?
00:01:44Where?
00:01:45Huh?
00:02:03Gee, tough audience.
00:02:29Say, this stuff works great.
00:02:35Take it, ghoulie.
00:02:45They're drenched in blood, or caked with mud.
00:02:49You yell and scream when one of them arrives.
00:02:53There is no denying monsters lead such interesting lives.
00:03:00They live in ooze, they've paid their dues.
00:03:04No brothers, sisters, moms, or dads, or wives.
00:03:08Honest, I'm not lying.
00:03:12Monsters lead such interesting lives.
00:03:15When you see them coming down the street, you better not have weights tied to your feet.
00:03:23They'll steal your heart, tear you apart, limb from limb, on a whim.
00:03:31They'll suck your brain, they'll suck your brains, and eat your remains.
00:03:35They'll slice you up with little forks and knives.
00:03:39They're never married, they're all so scatting.
00:03:43Monsters lead such interesting lives.
00:03:47They're independent fellas.
00:03:50They don't live nine to fives.
00:03:54Monsters lead such interesting lives.
00:03:58Monsters lead such a long time.
00:04:12So, are you folks enjoying yourselves?
00:04:17Hiya, Frankie.
00:04:18How's the missus?
00:04:22Look, it's mummy dearest.
00:04:25Still all wrapped up in yourself, I see.
00:04:29and whoa it appears we have a celebrity in our midst that 22-ton terror of tokyo town
00:04:36that towering colossus of scaly reptilian bulk of course i'm talking about throw a spot on them
00:04:42would you fellas schmodzilla
00:04:47so schmod baby leveled any major cities lately
00:04:53you know folks schmodzilla is just like any unemployed actor except that when he pounds
00:04:58the pavement it registers a 10 on the richter scale
00:05:07oh what's the matter the public not buying those cheap special effects anymore
00:05:23a dream it was all a dream
00:05:29schmodzilla you was expecting maybe kelvin coolidge
00:06:00the
00:06:04on
00:06:05on
00:06:06on
00:06:06on
00:06:21Oh, my God.
00:06:42Right this way, folks. Right this way. It's a bargain at any price.
00:06:47Step right up and get yourself a brand new DeLorean. No household should be without one.
00:06:53Just $60,000 in three easy weekly installments.
00:06:57Yes, sir. These little babies are selling like hotcakes.
00:07:00Plus, there's a free six pack of ice cold Billy beer with each and every purchase.
00:07:06They're sturdy. They're dependable. They're factory fresh. They're...
00:07:10They're... Hmm. Slightly used. They're...
00:07:36Sticky glue. So strong, it can suspend this cow from an iron grrr.
00:07:43And so easy to use. Just place between the thumb and forefinger, gently squeeze and...
00:07:50And, uh, it really sticks. Uh, uh, like that there.
00:08:14I represent the Excelsior Appliance and Appartinance Company, Incorporated, with a complete line of household appliances and appur...
00:08:20It's the lady of the house, then. No!
00:08:38Here you are, folks. Step right up. Step right up.
00:08:41My company has authorized me to offer, at slash prices, this complete line of laugh provoker.
00:08:49The Little Jim Flower Squirter. Now, don't crowd! Don't crowd!
00:08:54Well, isn't anybody gonna crowd? Anybody?
00:08:59How about a Joe Myler joke book? Eh, laughs galore.
00:09:05Hey, Jack's Rib Tickler, ma'am! Amuse your boyfriend! It's used like a... Nice.
00:09:12Special price on chicken inspector badge, sir! It's... It's only 13 cents.
00:09:19Amuse your friends with a 200-volt electric hand buzzer!
00:09:27It's... Shocking me.
00:09:28We interrupt this program for the latest news update on the health of world-renowned tycoon and financier, J.P.
00:09:33Cubish.
00:09:33Special Bulletin. J.P. Cubish, the multimillionaire, is in a critical condition.
00:09:37The ailing Buzzsaw Baron, who has not laughed in 50 years, has been quoted as saying that he would give
00:09:42a million dollars for one good laugh before he passes on.
00:09:44And your grand-grand... Suffering, sucker-tank! What am I waiting for?
00:09:48I'll make that old sad sack bust the same laughing!
00:09:56Hmm... Imposing-looking pile.
00:10:04Your troubles are over, Jeeves! Lead me to your stricken master!
00:10:08Be gone!
00:10:10Can't go in, huh?
00:10:11Eh, no.
00:10:12Oh, well. No hard feelings. Shake!
00:10:15Ah!
00:10:16Oh!
00:10:17Yeah, cigarette?
00:10:22Ah!
00:10:23Ah! You can see him! Ah! You can see him!
00:10:30Right as well!
00:10:32And that's just a sample... just a sample, ruggles, of what I can do for your master!
00:10:37Through hell, sir.
00:10:39Thank you, boy.
00:10:47Watch that first step, Meadows.
00:10:49It's a dilly.
00:10:50Spinging in the bathtub.
00:10:53I was a bit dusty.
00:10:57Xena's Little Giant Wall Scaler.
00:11:08What the hell, my chief?
00:11:10What the hell?
00:11:11What the hell, my chief?
00:11:12I know!
00:11:40I know.
00:11:57Michael, Michael, Michael, quick.
00:12:02Skull!
00:12:03Skull!
00:12:31How are things like guacamora?
00:12:32Once and for all, I'm going to...
00:12:35Not so fast, my man Godfrey.
00:12:37It becomes increasingly apparent that I'm not wanted around here.
00:12:41Are we to assume that there is anything significant in this attitude of yours?
00:12:46That A, a butler might not want his master to recover his good health.
00:12:50But I...
00:12:50That B, said butler should endeavor to remove from the premises
00:12:54the only person capable of restoring said health to said master?
00:12:59No, no!
00:13:00Where were you the night of April the 16th?
00:13:04A likely story.
00:13:06I see it all now.
00:13:07You and the upstairs maid.
00:13:09Do the old boy in, you said.
00:13:10Elderberry wine and old lace, you said.
00:13:12Then, the quick getaway, you said.
00:13:14Rio de Janeiro, tropical nights, romance, and a heavy bank account.
00:13:19No, no!
00:13:20Yes, yes!
00:13:21But you weren't smart enough, John.
00:13:23Alias Johnny!
00:13:25Alias Jack!
00:13:26Alias Jackie!
00:13:28What's Humphrey Bogart got that I ain't got?
00:13:31But I...
00:13:32But you, you...
00:13:33But just to show you I'm not all topper, I'm gonna give you a ten minute head start.
00:13:37But I...
00:13:38Don't try to fight me now!
00:13:38Get going! Hurry!
00:13:39They're on your trail! Run!
00:13:40Out this way!
00:13:42And stay on the straight and narrow.
00:13:45Now to business!
00:13:46Lace your corset, JP!
00:13:48Here I come!
00:13:57Don't worry, Gramps.
00:13:59We'll have you fixed up in a jiffy.
00:14:14What's that for, bub?
00:14:15I haven't even started yet!
00:14:17What's the matter?
00:14:18You see anything green?
00:14:19Any slides on me?
00:14:30Ah!
00:14:30Ah!
00:14:32Ahahaha!
00:14:35Ah!
00:14:35Ahahaha!
00:14:37Ah!
00:14:38Ahahaha!
00:14:40Ahahaha!
00:14:41Ahahahaha!
00:14:45Ah off!
00:14:51Ahahaha!
00:14:52Ah!
00:14:53I hear a sell opening saying
00:14:55Ah Okay...
00:14:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:15:01Ha ha ha ha!
00:15:17And to my beloved mascot Daffy Duck, who has given me much solace in my final days, I
00:15:24I leave the bulk of my financial assets
00:15:27with the provision that Daffy use the money
00:15:30to exemplify the highest spirit of American free enterprise
00:15:34and display honesty in all business affairs.
00:15:45Woo-hoo!
00:15:46The perfect laugh!
00:15:53I'm in the money, I'm in the money.
00:15:56I've got a lot of what it takes to get along.
00:15:59Ah, upward mobility.
00:16:02The smell of it.
00:16:03Gads, that cubish.
00:16:05What a rube.
00:16:06Honesty in business affairs.
00:16:08Honesty in business affairs.
00:16:09How corny can you get?
00:16:11I mean, what's he gonna do?
00:16:12He can't take it with him.
00:16:16Oh, no?
00:16:22Cubish.
00:16:31What?
00:16:32No.
00:16:34Cut it out, would you?
00:16:35You must use the money for good in the world.
00:16:39Yeah, use it for good.
00:16:41Strange that you should mention that.
00:16:43My version of the money is the money for good in the world.
00:16:44Very intention.
00:16:45You took the words right out of my mouth.
00:16:47You must provide a service to the community.
00:16:50Yup.
00:16:50Sure, sure.
00:16:51Community service.
00:16:53It's the American way.
00:16:55Gee, what a hypocrite.
00:16:58What a jip.
00:16:58Community service, huh?
00:17:00I'll give them community service.
00:17:02I'll see to it that angry ghosts are wiped from the face of the earth.
00:17:06I'll rid the world of disgusting ectoplasmic slime like JP Cubish.
00:17:21Quite artistic, if I do say so myself.
00:17:24Things are really looking up.
00:17:26Nice new office.
00:17:27Appropriate decor.
00:17:29And me, set to embark on a potentially lucrative business endeavor.
00:17:36Ah.
00:17:39Yep.
00:17:40The supernatural is a wide open field.
00:17:42There are any number of crackpots out there who think they've seen a spook or something.
00:17:46It's supply and demand.
00:17:47They supply the ghosts, and I demand the money.
00:17:50All of which is safely ensconced herein.
00:17:56Sixteen million.
00:17:58Seventeen or something.
00:18:00Twenty-six.
00:18:01Twenty-seven.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03It's all here.
00:18:04What's left of it, anyway?
00:18:05Now all's I need is some underlings to boss around.
00:18:08After all, somebody's gotta do the dirty work.
00:18:11Which reminds me, where is that stupid rabbit?
00:18:14He was supposed to be here an hour ago.
00:18:16Well, thanks, he's such a big star.
00:18:20Not again.
00:18:24What'd I say?
00:18:25What'd I say?
00:18:26I know, I know.
00:18:27It was what I said about the rabbit, right?
00:18:29Well, uh...
00:18:29I take it back.
00:18:30He's a swell rabbit.
00:18:32He'll be a valued and trusted associate.
00:18:37All right, all right.
00:18:37I'll make him vice-president.
00:18:41Cubish!
00:18:42I'll get you a hit.
00:18:51Well, seeing is believing.
00:18:53Daffy Duck Paranormalist.
00:18:55That's right.
00:18:56Paranormalist.
00:18:57We'll be a pair of paranormalists.
00:18:59Get it?
00:19:00Perhaps you were wondering why I called you here today.
00:19:03Well, uh...
00:19:04Actually, I was just in the neighborhood and I...
00:19:06And you couldn't wait to lend your support to my little crusade against the undead.
00:19:09I tell you, it's a crisis of epidemic proportions.
00:19:13All these vampires, zombies, and men from Mars traipsing about?
00:19:16The streets aren't safe.
00:19:18Something's got to be done about it.
00:19:20Okay, okay, but why me?
00:19:22It's your civic responsibility.
00:19:24The public will listen to you.
00:19:26A veritable paragon of wholesome family entertainment.
00:19:29Yech.
00:19:30Gee, uh...
00:19:31I don't know.
00:19:32This was supposed to be my vacation and...
00:19:34Vacation, did you say?
00:19:36We offer marvelous travel opportunities.
00:19:38Palm Springs?
00:19:38Well, uh...
00:19:40Close to it, anyway.
00:19:41How's the Bermuda Triangle?
00:19:43We'll see what we can do.
00:19:45Hmm.
00:19:46He looks cool-headed enough.
00:19:47Time to test his mittel under honest-to-goodness field conditions.
00:19:51I'll give him the treatment.
00:20:00Get us?
00:20:10So, is it a deal?
00:20:11Sure, sure.
00:20:12Just call me if you need me.
00:20:18And by the way, you never looked lovelier.
00:20:21Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:22Ha, ha, ha.
00:20:22I love these novelty accoutrements.
00:20:24They're a riot at parties.
00:20:26But I wonder if that rabbit will be able to cut the mustard.
00:20:29Perhaps he needs a little backup.
00:20:32Now for some creative recruitment tactics.
00:20:43And then there are the numerous fringe benefits.
00:20:46Such as our generous employee insurance policy.
00:20:49You may rest assured that if anything happens to you, I'll be well taken care of.
00:20:53So, are you in?
00:20:55Oh, why, yes, Mr. Duck.
00:20:56I would dearly love to join forces with your brave band of, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, of
00:21:01ghost exterminators.
00:21:02Do you think you have what it takes?
00:21:04Oh, uh, yes, sir.
00:21:06I'll give him the acid test.
00:21:08Oh, and, uh, uh, one more thing.
00:21:10Anyone that works with me should never get me riled.
00:21:13Oh, and, uh, w-w-why not?
00:21:15Because I'm a split personality.
00:21:17That's why not.
00:21:18I'm two people in one.
00:21:19A sch-a-a sch-a sch-a schizophreniac.
00:21:22When people are nice to me, I'm sweet, gentle and loving.
00:21:27Hello, baby. Nice, fat, little butterball.
00:21:31Oh, now stop.
00:21:33But when some wise guy starts pushing me around,
00:21:36look out.
00:21:38I turn into a hideous monster.
00:21:51Get the idea, Buster?
00:21:53I do, I do, indeed, I do.
00:21:56And I'll be real nice and kind and gentle to you.
00:21:59Ah!
00:22:11Oh, brother, have I got this show going?
00:22:14What a knucklehead falling for that split personality monster gag.
00:22:19Well, there, that treacherous here, trickster.
00:22:21I'll show him who's a knucklehead.
00:22:23I'll give him a dose of his own medicine.
00:22:26I hope I look scary enough.
00:22:30Well, I think I'll go scare some more daylights out of the little butterball.
00:22:43Suffering catfish!
00:22:44I didn't realize I was that idiot.
00:22:47I'm not.
00:22:58Gosh, what a scaredy cat.
00:23:00Anybody who'd be scared of a masquerade costume is a craven little coward.
00:23:04Ah!
00:23:06Take it easy, fat stuff.
00:23:08I was just testing you.
00:23:10Good news, you got the job.
00:23:14You passed with flying colors.
00:23:18You are too kind.
00:23:23Hello, Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large.
00:23:29Porky Pig speaking.
00:23:31Uh, yes, uh, well, yes, we do.
00:23:34We'd be happy to send you our free brochure.
00:23:37Daffy Duck's the name.
00:23:38The Supernatural's my game.
00:23:41What's that?
00:23:42You say the Loch Ness Monster is living in your jacuzzi?
00:23:46Well, call Roto-Rooter.
00:23:48Crank call.
00:23:49All's I can say is never underestimate the power of the media.
00:23:53The phone's been ringing off the hook ever since we started advertising on TV.
00:23:57What the...
00:23:58Now, how did he get in here?
00:23:59How many times do I have to tell you no pets in the office?
00:24:02Why don't you ever listen to me?
00:24:04You got wax in your ears?
00:24:06I...
00:24:13I've heard of deflation, but this is preposterous.
00:24:17Cease!
00:24:17Desist!
00:24:18Wait, I gotcha.
00:24:19I gotta be nicer to my slave labor, right?
00:24:22Chubby over there.
00:24:23I thought so.
00:24:24Say no more.
00:24:25I'll treat him with kid gloves.
00:24:28Sorry, Snuggles.
00:24:29I didn't mean to startle you.
00:24:30I may be in the chips,
00:24:31but I don't forget the little people I've stepped on along the way.
00:24:34I'll give you a raise.
00:24:35Two raises.
00:24:36Bonuses galore.
00:24:37I'll...
00:24:39Okay, that's it.
00:24:41Get out of here.
00:24:41Why, I oughta...
00:24:43What a sweet little fellow we are.
00:24:46But my, don't we look peaked?
00:24:48Sort of wan and fallow-like.
00:24:50How thoughtless of me to have left you cooped up in this stuffy old office.
00:24:56There, now.
00:24:57Here's a nice, spacious window ledge for you to stretch out on.
00:25:20And your entire family.
00:25:20Pardon me, your eminence.
00:25:21I have some correspondence for you to sign.
00:25:25Quiet!
00:25:26Our commercial's coming on!
00:25:27And your entire family.
00:25:30Hello, folks.
00:25:31I don't know about you.
00:25:32But as for me,
00:25:34there's nothing more upsetting
00:25:35than having a bunch of unwelcome ghosts and ghouls
00:25:38clanking around the house.
00:25:39Did you ever have one of those mornings
00:25:41when you wake up to a whole series of unexplainable phenomena?
00:25:56What's going on around here?
00:25:59Where is...
00:26:00Where am I, anyway?
00:26:04If you've ever had this problem,
00:26:06and who hasn't,
00:26:08just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, and Porky Pig,
00:26:11paranormalists at large.
00:26:13Spooked, spooked,
00:26:14goblins gobbled,
00:26:16UFOs KO'd,
00:26:17aliens alienated,
00:26:18vampires evaporated,
00:26:20and monsters remonstrated.
00:26:22Just call 555-5925.
00:26:25Remember, that's the same as dialing 555-KOWACK.
00:26:30A masterpiece!
00:26:32Even better the 47th time you see it.
00:26:34But you bad the rabbit had to overact so much.
00:26:44The 47th time you see it,
00:26:44the other 58th time you see it.
00:26:53Now, it's the same as an absolute bitch.
00:26:57Arrgh!
00:27:03Arrgh!
00:27:04Arrgh!
00:27:06Arrrgh!
00:27:07Arrgh!
00:27:07Arrgh!
00:27:07Arrgh!
00:27:09Arrgh!
00:27:10Arrgh!
00:27:32Just being a pussycat is a constant hazard.
00:27:46They still haven't perfected flying.
00:27:50I thought I'd draw a pussycat.
00:28:00I'd better hide or that bad old pussycat don't get me.
00:28:21No use hiding, bird.
00:28:23I know you're around here somewhere.
00:28:29You bad old pussycat.
00:28:32You bad old pussycat.
00:29:15You bad old pussycat.
00:29:15You bad old pussycat.
00:29:34You bad old pussycat.
00:29:35You bad old pussycat.
00:29:53You bad old pussycat.
00:29:54I'll jump.
00:29:54I've got a choice.
00:30:05You bad old pussycat.
00:30:09Fly!
00:30:10Fly faster!
00:30:11Fly harder!
00:30:12Fly!
00:30:30He's a killer!
00:30:32Help!
00:30:32Save me!
00:30:33Ah!
00:30:33Ah!
00:30:34Ah!
00:30:34Save me!
00:30:35He's a killer!
00:30:36Help!
00:30:41Ha!
00:30:41I gotcha!
00:30:44And just to make sure you don't get out and that goon don't get in, I'm locking the door and
00:30:50tossing the key out the window.
00:30:52There!
00:30:53And now for that Tweety sandwich I've been dreaming of.
00:30:59Stop squirming!
00:31:01I can't stand a sore loser.
00:31:04Now for a little seasoning.
00:31:05There's cloves.
00:31:07Tabasco sauce.
00:31:09What?
00:31:11What?
00:31:12No ketchup?
00:31:13Well, I guess I'll just have to eat you without...
00:31:16KETCH!
00:31:19Help!
00:31:20Open the door!
00:31:21Help!
00:31:21I'm locked in with a killer!
00:31:23Ah!
00:31:23Help!
00:31:24Help!
00:31:24Ah!
00:31:25Ah!
00:31:25Ah!
00:31:26Help!
00:31:36Help!
00:31:37Save me!
00:31:37Ah!
00:31:38Ah!
00:31:40Help!
00:31:42It's...
00:31:43It's...
00:31:43It's...
00:31:44It's...
00:31:44It's...
00:31:44Sylvester!
00:31:48Most outrageous exhibition of wanton cowardice.
00:31:53Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
00:31:54Shameful.
00:31:56Yeah, shameful!
00:31:59It's...
00:32:00It's...
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00:32:00It's...
00:32:00It's...
00:32:01It's...
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00:32:14It...
00:32:16It...
00:32:18Rhino-phoroth?
00:32:23Quasimodo?
00:32:27Monster!
00:32:34Why, that's just a little old canary bird
00:32:37fluttering in the breeze.
00:32:39You yellow dog of a cowardly Sylvester, you.
00:32:45Now, Sylvester, come on off of there.
00:32:49Yes, yes.
00:32:51Hmm, yes.
00:32:52You ought to be clawed, you see, silly mini-you.
00:32:58Okay, that's it. You're done. Fired.
00:33:01Pink slipped without pay.
00:33:04How's about you and your darling pet
00:33:06taking a little excursion to...
00:33:09to...
00:33:11to the resort town of Dry Gulch.
00:33:14There's something screwy going on down there.
00:33:16Terror in the tumbleweeds and that sort of thing.
00:33:19Never fear.
00:33:20My eagle eye will be ever alert
00:33:23to anything out of the ordinary...
00:33:26anything unusual.
00:33:27Gosh, Sylvester, isn't it wonderful?
00:33:30An all-expense-paid vacation.
00:33:32Hey, easy on the expenses, Jack.
00:33:35And take that panicky feline with you.
00:33:38Come along now, you...�데...
00:33:40нав...
00:33:41pusillanimous...
00:33:42pussycat, you.
00:33:45Well, Sylvester,
00:33:46here we are. Dry Gulch... Our first
00:33:49assignment. Golly,
00:33:52I've always wanted
00:33:53to go out west. Haven't you see, Sylvester?
00:33:56It so quaint and picturesque... I
00:34:02don't think we're ever going to
00:34:03find any poltergeists out here. Is
00:34:07it so quaint and picturesque?
00:34:13Uh, uh, uh, Dry Gulch Hotel.
00:34:15How opportune.
00:34:16I hope they're not full up.
00:34:18Uh, come on, Sylvester.
00:34:20I'm afraid we'll just have to wake somebody up.
00:34:30Yeah!
00:34:31Wait, wait, what the...
00:34:34It's this, it's Sylvester.
00:34:38Oh, uh, don't be ridiculous.
00:34:41Now, come on, get down from there.
00:34:44I ought to clobber you.
00:34:47Come on, you great yellow cat, you.
00:34:54Wait, what now?
00:35:00Brother, the things I have to put up with,
00:35:02with this idiotic cat.
00:35:05It's just a little, uh, teeny harmless spider,
00:35:07you shameless craven, you.
00:35:10Now, uh, come on, I'm sleepy.
00:35:21I'll just, uh, ring for the night clerk.
00:35:28I, uh, guess they're all asleep.
00:35:30So I think we'd better, uh, just sign the register
00:35:32and look up a room for ourselves.
00:35:35Uh, we'll straighten the whole thing out in the morning.
00:35:39All right, uh, wait, wait, wait, what's the big idea pushing me?
00:35:54Oh, uh, don't be such an idiot.
00:35:56What are you, uh, schizof-free, schizof-free, free, schizof-free,
00:35:59uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, manic depressive or something?
00:36:12Mr. Lee, it's, it's Sylvester!
00:36:14What are you trying to do?
00:36:16Wake everybody in the house?
00:36:18Of all this, uh, screwball ideas,
00:36:20fighting with stuffed animals.
00:36:23Uh, weren't we lucky to find an unoccupied sweet, Sylvester?
00:36:26Now, uh, let's go to sleep.
00:36:28You'll feel a lot better in the morning.
00:36:30Yes, the psychopathic old pussycat, you.
00:36:41Uh, uh, wait, wait, wait, I, I can't breathe!
00:36:45Uh, wait, what, what, what's going on here?
00:36:47Hey, hey, hey!
00:36:50Uh, Sylvester,
00:36:51uh, wait, wait, what are you doing, uh, wait, with that rope?
00:36:55And, uh, that razor?
00:37:08That settles it!
00:37:09Out you go!
00:37:10Out, out, out, out, out, out!
00:37:24get off of me get out of here what's the big idea what are you up to now sylvester
00:37:30is there sylvester you come out of there this instant
00:37:40well
00:37:49oh cut it out of all nonsense i guess the only way you'll be safe from the bogeyman is to
00:37:56sleep
00:37:57here with me you uh the pal troon of a chicken cat you
00:38:19tell me sylvester is there any insanity in your family
00:38:44yeah we there what a lovely morning this really is a restful place you know i think we'll just stay
00:38:50here for a week or or ten days and get really arrested up oh give me a home where the
00:38:56buffalo
00:38:56roam and the deer and the antelope and the deer and the antelope and the deer and the antelope
00:39:32and the deer
00:39:34are highly skilled professional staff is equipped to handle any supernatural emergency
00:39:39using only the most advanced techniques my associate shall now demonstrate my stars where
00:39:47did you ever get that awful hairdo it doesn't become you at all
00:39:52here for goodness sakes let me fix it up how stringy and messy it is what a shame such an
00:39:59interesting monster too my stars if an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdo then i don't
00:40:08know what things are coming to in my business you meet so many interesting people bobby pins please
00:40:15but the most interesting ones are the monsters oh dear that'll never stay we'll just have to have a
00:40:21permanent
00:40:26now i've got to give an interesting old lady a manicure but i'll be back before you're done
00:40:35so folks call daffy duck bucks bunny and parky pig paranormalists at large spooked spooked goblins
00:40:43gobbled ufos k-o'd aliens alienated vampires evaporated and monsters remonstrated just call
00:40:51555-5925 remember that's the same as dialing 555 kawak
00:41:04daffy duck anything for a buck mr duck i i seem to be having trouble with my kitchen appliances
00:41:10listen lady this ain't no electricians well it it isn't quite that kind of trouble your ad says
00:41:17paranormal expert and oh i get it monsters in the microwave bats in the blender that sort of thing
00:41:23no problem just slip into something out of this world and i'll be right over
00:41:32a damsel in distress and in a swanky part of town
00:41:37okay so where's the fire it's in the oven i presume
00:41:42whoops my mistake
00:41:46nothing a little oozy off couldn't fix
00:41:53hmm must be the frost free kind
00:41:55i could use some liquid refreshment
00:41:59say lady where do you keep your glasses
00:42:01they're in the cupboard
00:42:06hmm it's getting a little crowded in here
00:42:15let's say we mosey on into someplace a little more cozy like and talk things over
00:42:19so uh you have these tupperware parties often
00:42:26oh daffy you're so witty
00:42:28yes i am witty at that how very perceptive of you to notice
00:42:33oh daffy i'm so scared and it's so comforting to have a short dark handsome duck
00:42:39like you to protect me you will help me won't you
00:42:43sure sweetums it's in the bag
00:42:48well with a little cooperation in the proper setting we could hold hands and have a seance
00:42:53handy thing these seances
00:43:06gosh i don't know my own strength come on down to papa baby
00:43:09oh big strong daffy waffy gonna protect widow itty bitty me
00:43:15oh brother not another schizophrenic dame
00:43:18hey sebal any more like you and a family
00:43:21could you send back that older sister of yours
00:43:28oh yeah oh bitch day
00:43:31urk jay
00:43:33and i thought french was a romantic language
00:43:35mary had a little lamb
00:43:38but i ate it
00:43:45so uh tell me my frulein
00:43:47when did you start hearing these voices
00:43:49was it uh something in your childhood perhaps
00:43:52buried deep in your subconscious mind
00:43:55search your memory
00:43:59you're blocking
00:44:09this is a little over my head
00:44:12here we are how to exercise
00:44:14just the ticket if this doesn't get her nothing will
00:44:17one and two and three and four
00:44:19uh one and two and three and
00:44:24whoops my error
00:44:28oh here it is the real mccord
00:44:33of utmost importance in the exorcism of spirits is to keep them amused
00:44:38keep them amused huh
00:44:39i'll fly them
00:44:41guy came up to me on the street said he hadn't had a bite in weeks
00:44:44so i bit him
00:44:46so i bit him
00:44:50howdy stranger
00:44:51just flew in from another world huh
00:44:54i'll bet your arms are tired
00:44:59hmm they don't seem all that amused
00:45:02maybe it's the culture gap
00:45:04i'll try something a little closer to home
00:45:06did you hear the one about the girl who didn't pay her exorcist bill
00:45:09her soul got repossessed
00:45:18what
00:45:19what
00:45:20oh
00:45:20huh
00:45:21why i feel like my old self again
00:45:25nothing to it really for one of my sophisticated wit
00:45:30uh oh
00:45:40that tickles
00:45:42oh
00:45:42my hero
00:45:56yo come back now you hear
00:46:06What a fiasco.
00:46:08House calls are definitely hazardous to my health.
00:46:17Cubish.
00:46:18Let's see what my nemesis has been up to in my absence.
00:46:26The money supply is dwindling.
00:46:29I'm down to my last million.
00:46:32Yes, please, anything.
00:46:34Porky Pig reporting for duty, noble leader.
00:46:38Oh, it's you.
00:46:39So, what's the story?
00:46:40Any ghouls in their hills?
00:46:43Sorry, sir.
00:46:44A perfectly uneventful trip.
00:46:46Except for this terrible headache.
00:46:49I guess I'm not used to the brisk desert climate.
00:46:54Well, there's something screwy going on around there, buddy.
00:46:57I've been getting lots of calls about suspicious-like activity.
00:47:00Why don't you head on down to the Superstition Mountains
00:47:03and do some more snooping?
00:47:04You're bound to find some rich nut who's superstitious enough
00:47:07to pay us royally for our services.
00:47:10Boldly go where no pig has gone before.
00:47:17Great news, Sylvester.
00:47:19We're off to the Superstition Mountains.
00:47:23Bills, bills, bills.
00:47:24It's positively stultifying.
00:47:27But I don't mind paying them.
00:47:29Nice bills.
00:47:30Good bills.
00:47:30Can't get enough of them.
00:47:33Some rich sucker for the supernatural
00:47:35better materialize soon.
00:47:38Daffy Duck, paranormalist.
00:47:40Par excellence.
00:47:41Hello, please.
00:47:41This is a person-to-person collect call
00:47:43to Mr. Daffy Duck
00:47:44from outer Transylvania.
00:47:45Go ahead, please.
00:47:46I want to bite your neck.
00:47:49No, no.
00:47:49Don't drive that wooden snake through my arm.
00:47:53Oh!
00:47:54Transylvania?
00:47:55Yuck.
00:47:55What a gruesome affirmation.
00:47:57But still, somebody's got to go there.
00:48:00I can't afford to leave any stone unturned.
00:48:02Ah, I got it.
00:48:04I'll stick the nasty job on that underemployed rabbit.
00:48:07After all, I did promise him travel opportunities, and...
00:48:11Eh, go ahead.
00:48:11It's your quarter.
00:48:12Guess what, pal?
00:48:13I pulled a few strings, sliced through some bureaucratic red tape, and...
00:48:17You mean I get to go to Palm Springs?
00:48:19Well, uh, not to Palm Springs, exactly,
00:48:22but, uh, someplace even balmier.
00:48:24Scenic Transylvania.
00:48:26Tourist spot of the Western world.
00:48:28I hear it's simply breathtaking this time of year.
00:48:30Just call me when you get there,
00:48:32and we'll map out your strategy.
00:48:53Oh, wow, what a belt.
00:48:57These Transylvanian hardwoods ain't too soft.
00:49:01Who is that delicious young creature, Emily?
00:49:05Uh-oh, uh, good morning, ladies.
00:49:07Uh, lady, could you direct me to the nearest teleophone?
00:49:11Doesn't he look sweet and crunchy, Agatha?
00:49:14Oh, uh, well, uh, never mind.
00:49:16I'll just check at that motel over there.
00:49:18Boy, they don't make places like this anymore.
00:49:21Be a wonderful place for a vacation.
00:49:29Sorry to disturb you, sir.
00:49:30I, uh, I'd like to use your teleophone.
00:49:33Uh, I know it's late, but, uh...
00:49:34No, no, it's never too late.
00:49:38Come in.
00:49:39Yeah, well, you see,
00:49:40I just want to call my partner in the USA
00:49:43to tell him I've arrived in your charming country.
00:49:47Boy, keen-looking lobby they got here.
00:49:51Uh, telephones.
00:49:53Uh, telephones.
00:49:54Why do hotels always hide their telephone...
00:49:59booths?
00:50:00Oh, uh, yeah.
00:50:01You must be the head waiter.
00:50:04Count Blood Count,
00:50:05at your service, sir.
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:09Well, look, Archon,
00:50:10about those telephones.
00:50:12Telephones.
00:50:14Telephones.
00:50:14Telephones.
00:50:15Um, oh, yes.
00:50:17Ride this way.
00:50:19Say, nice little plant you've got here, Doc.
00:50:21Interesting decor.
00:50:23Homey.
00:50:24Comfortable.
00:50:24Nice recreational facilities.
00:50:31Nothing like family portraits
00:50:33to brighten up a place,
00:50:34I always say.
00:50:41This is your room.
00:50:43Uh, yeah, sure, Doc.
00:50:45But I don't want a room.
00:50:46I just want a telephone.
00:50:48Rest first.
00:50:50Telephone tomorrow.
00:50:52Rest is good for the blood.
00:50:57Well, I am a little fatty-gued.
00:50:59Goodbye, little friend.
00:51:02I mean, good time.
00:51:06Asleep yet?
00:51:07Nope.
00:51:08Well, ring if you need anything.
00:51:12Pop cyanide or like that.
00:51:14Same old problem.
00:51:15I just can't sleep in a strange bed
00:51:17no matter how nice the place is.
00:51:21Hey, that's what I need.
00:51:23Something to read.
00:51:24Hmm.
00:51:26Magic words and phrases.
00:51:28Sounds interesting.
00:51:30Yeah.
00:51:32Hmm, uh, magic can be performed
00:51:35either by potions
00:51:36or by the use of magic words and phrases.
00:51:41Among the most powerful of these
00:51:43is the word ab-uh-abba-cadabra.
00:51:48Hmm, yeah.
00:51:49Oh, sure it is.
00:51:50Sick humor.
00:51:51It is to laugh,
00:51:53magic words.
00:51:54Cully,
00:51:55what big mosquitoes
00:51:56they do have around here.
00:51:58Old still, you little devil.
00:52:01There.
00:52:07Another highly useful magic word
00:52:10is
00:52:10hocus pocus.
00:52:16Anyone we know, Agatha?
00:52:18No.
00:52:19Splendid-looking specimen, though.
00:52:22Boy, I hope the restaurant's still open.
00:52:24I haven't eaten since I left Cucamonga.
00:52:35Another one?
00:52:36Another one?
00:52:36They ought to scream, please.
00:52:39Oh, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee.
00:52:42Da, da, dee, dee, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Hocus Pocus.
00:52:55I am a vampire.
00:52:57Oh, yeah? Well, abacadabra, I'm an umpire.
00:53:02Hocus Pocus, I'm a bat!
00:53:05Okay, I'm a bat, too. Abacadabra.
00:53:08You wouldn't hit the bat with glasses on, would you?
00:53:17Hocus! Hocus!
00:53:20Now I crush you!
00:53:22Ember Cadabra!
00:53:25Hocus! Hocus!
00:53:29Ember Cadabra!
00:53:32Hocus! Hocus!
00:53:35Ember Cadabra!
00:53:41Abracapocus!
00:53:44Hocus Cadabra!
00:53:46Newport News!
00:53:48Wow, I can do better than that!
00:53:51Walla Walla, Washington!
00:53:55Oh, uh, Goyos!
00:53:57Emily, look!
00:53:59It's our little friend!
00:54:02Look, Emily!
00:54:06Isn't it romantic?
00:54:07I always said four heads are better than one!
00:54:11Well, a telephone at last!
00:54:15Hello, uh, Operator?
00:54:17Could you please connect me with a certain Mr. Daffy Duck in New York City, USA?
00:54:24The Abracapocus!
00:54:27So what's the bad word?
00:54:28Anything inexplicable to write home about?
00:54:31Eh, nothing special.
00:54:32But I did manage to bring together two lovely couples who have a lot in common.
00:54:36What do you think we're running here? A matrimonial agency?
00:54:39Just like that rabbit.
00:54:41The company's crashing down around me, and he gets sentimental.
00:54:47Uh, let's see now. Let's see.
00:54:49Form A-62B.
00:54:51I can deduct 30 thou because of my winning personality, but wait!
00:54:55According to Schedule 77, since I was born in a month with an R in it,
00:54:59I can write off this, uh, subtract that, uh, carry the one, and...
00:55:04These new simplified tax forms are driving me nuts!
00:55:09Setbacks, setbacks!
00:55:12Setbacks, setbacks!
00:55:18Oh, I got it.
00:55:19I'll claim my deceased Uncle Ropes to the Air Duck as a dependent.
00:55:23What the IRS don't know won't hurt him.
00:55:27Nothing simpler than a little juggling of the books.
00:55:30Oh, come on. I like to juggle books.
00:55:32It's good, clean, harmless fun.
00:55:34See? Juggling!
00:55:35It's my hobby!
00:55:42Uh, uh, hello?
00:55:44Himalayas! A giant monster!
00:55:46Running amok! Ruining poor strength!
00:55:49Come quick!
00:55:54The Himalayas!
00:55:56Duty calls!
00:55:57I'll hop down there, make short order of this Bigfoot thing,
00:56:01and they'll generously reward me with Tibetan beads and trinkets.
00:56:04But, you know, giant monsters aren't exactly my forte.
00:56:09I could use a front man to take some of the lumps.
00:56:12Hmm, sounds to me like another menial task for that dumb bunny.
00:56:17Transylvania, Transylvania, where is that stupid number?
00:56:37Yes?
00:56:38Hello, uh, Bugs. Uh, Daffy here. Uh, how's about a nice executive junket to...
00:56:44No, not Palm Springs!
00:56:46To the rugged Himalayas.
00:56:48Seems the local yokels have a problem with some giant.
00:56:51Must be some kind of an ancient superstition.
00:56:58There we are! The Himalayas!
00:57:01What a way for a duck to travel. Underground!
00:57:04Cry my net leaves! It's cold!
00:57:06Good thing I take my winter wardrobe!
00:57:09I don't see any giant.
00:57:11Come to think of it, I don't even see any Himalayans.
00:57:13You know, if we just reroute through Albuquerque,
00:57:16we could probably hit Palm Springs by this afternoon.
00:57:19You and your one-track mind.
00:57:20First things first, Buster.
00:57:22There's still a little matter of this giant to take care of.
00:57:25Guess I'll backtrack a bit.
00:57:27I must have missed something on the way.
00:57:40Alright, what's holding up the works?
00:57:42What's all the... the...
00:57:48Oh, what a cute little pink bunny rabbit.
00:57:53Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit.
00:57:58I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.
00:58:03I'm not a bunny rabbit.
00:58:05And pat him and pet him and...
00:58:07You are hurting me. Put me down, please.
00:58:09And rub him and caress him and...
00:58:11I ain't no bunny rabbit!
00:58:13Not a bunny rabbit, George?
00:58:16Then how come you have long ears? How come?
00:58:19Long ears?
00:58:20Oh, those aren't ears. Those are sleeves.
00:58:24So, now put me down, please.
00:58:25Oh, George.
00:58:26You were naughty to pretend you was a bunny rabbit.
00:58:30I will punish you good.
00:58:32Bad old George.
00:58:34Look, Doc.
00:58:35I know where there's a real bunny rabbit.
00:58:37A very cuddly and a fubsy rabbit.
00:58:40And then, after a carrot burger and a malt and Albuquerque...
00:58:44Oh, Bugsy. Bugsy buddy.
00:58:46Oh, hi. What's up, Doc?
00:58:48Come here, old pal.
00:58:52My own little bunny rabbit.
00:58:56Hey, an abominable snowman.
00:59:00I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him.
00:59:03Oh, sure. I know I'm a louse.
00:59:04But I'm a live louse.
00:59:07And I will give him security.
00:59:09And I will keep him warm like a mother hen,
00:59:12So he will never feel rejected or lack for love.
00:59:15Poor old bugs.
00:59:17But any way you look at it, it's better he should suffer.
00:59:19After all, it was me or him and obviously it couldn't be me.
00:59:23It's a simple matter of logic.
00:59:25I'm not like other people.
00:59:26I can't stand pain.
00:59:28It hurts me.
00:59:29Okay, a bomb. Here's your bunny rabbit.
00:59:32The bunny rabbit, George?
00:59:35Bunny rabbit? Me?
00:59:36Yes, you, Doc.
00:59:38Oh, very funny.
00:59:39Very droll.
00:59:41Hey, Shorty.
00:59:42What do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit?
00:59:45The distinguishing character...
00:59:49Yeah, yeah. What makes a rabbit look like a rabbit?
00:59:52Why, uh, they're long ears.
00:59:54And whom around here has long ears?
00:59:58Sorry to have to do this to you, bud.
01:00:00Eh, don't give it a second thought.
01:00:03Oh, boy. Just what I always wanted.
01:00:06My own little bunny rabbit.
01:00:08They really do make a charming couple.
01:00:10Pat him and squeeze him and rub him and stroke his bill
01:00:14and rub his pretty feathers and...
01:00:16Hey, wait a minute.
01:00:18Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills.
01:00:21I know. I know.
01:00:22There goes your bunny rabbit.
01:00:25Hey, uh, uh, George, wait.
01:00:30Oh, look out, bunny rabbit.
01:00:33This I gotta see.
01:00:39And I searched and I searched.
01:00:42Whew, it's hot.
01:00:44But I never caught up with my little bunny rabbit.
01:00:47Gee, that's tough, Mr. Epdominabubble.
01:00:49And now I'll never...
01:00:51Gosh, it's hot.
01:00:53Never see my bunny rabbit again.
01:00:56Don't give up hope yet, Doc.
01:00:58If you love him, he'll come back.
01:01:01Well, here I am.
01:01:03Massacre started yet?
01:01:04Fireworks gone off?
01:01:05Balloon gone up?
01:01:06Oh, boy. A bunny rabbit.
01:01:09Just what I always wanted.
01:01:12I will name him George.
01:01:13And I will hug him and squeeze him
01:01:15and pet him and pat him and...
01:01:17Hey.
01:01:20Hey, what do you know?
01:01:22He melted.
01:01:23He really was a snowman.
01:01:26Abominable, that is.
01:01:29And now, another important message for you and your entire family.
01:01:34Ah!
01:01:35Eek!
01:01:36Still bothered by monsters?
01:01:39Don't despair.
01:01:41Our company offers a fine line of magic potions and unguents.
01:01:44Guarantee to rid the home of your supernatural pest.
01:01:48Oops, here they come.
01:02:02Mmm, not bad.
01:02:19Eek!
01:02:20Eek!
01:02:26Eek!
01:02:29Eek!
01:02:30Eek!
01:02:31Eek!
01:02:31Eek!
01:02:31Eek!
01:02:31Eek!
01:02:33Eek!
01:02:33Eek!
01:02:33So, folks, call Daffy Duck, Bucks Bunny and Porky Pig.
01:02:37Paranormalists at large.
01:02:39Spooked, spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs KO'd, aliens alienated,
01:02:44vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated.
01:02:48Daffy Duck, ace paranormalist at your service.
01:02:51Hello?
01:02:52Uh, hello, Mr. Duck?
01:02:54Uh, I want to report an elephant in my birdbath.
01:03:04I beg your pardon, sir.
01:03:06Uh, you say there's an elephant in your birdbath?
01:03:09Uh-oh, an obvious nutcase.
01:03:11So, there's an elephant in your birdbath.
01:03:13Uh-huh.
01:03:14Yeah.
01:03:15Yeah.
01:03:15Yeah, well, how does he fit in it, sir?
01:03:18Yeah.
01:03:19I see.
01:03:20The elephant in your birdbath is only five and a quarter inches tall.
01:03:24Definitely non-compos mentis.
01:03:26Better summon the authorities.
01:03:28Uh, no.
01:03:28Uh, no.
01:03:29You wait right there, sir.
01:03:31Somebody will be coming to call on you very shortly.
01:03:33Now, what was that address again?
01:03:36112 North Highland.
01:03:39Yeah, that's right.
01:03:40Please, hurry.
01:03:41Uh-oh.
01:03:50Uh-oh.
01:03:51Uh-oh.
01:03:57Uh-oh.
01:03:58Uh-oh.
01:04:01Uh-oh.
01:04:01Uh-oh.
01:04:02Uh-oh.
01:04:03Uh-oh.
01:04:03Uh-oh.
01:04:03Uh-oh.
01:04:03Uh-oh.
01:04:04Uh-oh.
01:04:04Uh-oh.
01:04:04Uh-oh.
01:04:05Uh-oh.
01:04:06Uh-oh.
01:04:09Uh-oh.
01:04:10Sure, sure, I know. I keep a giraffe in mind.
01:04:40Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:05:21You're late.
01:05:25He always used to be pink.
01:05:28And Mother used to scold me when I was only three.
01:05:31She'd say, Dolores, you're not seeing little lavender men in the sugar bowl.
01:05:36But I did, Doctor.
01:05:37And then when I went to nursery school, my teacher, Mrs. Swanson, she was a synthetic blonde.
01:05:43Well, Mrs. Swanson used to spank me, spank me hard, even when...
01:05:48I think it all began when Father refused to take me to the circus.
01:05:52I was a fragile child at six...
01:06:08Say, this teensy elephant thing has spread like wildfire, right up my alley.
01:06:13A golden opportunity to go on TV and placate a citizenry.
01:06:20It can't fail.
01:06:23I'll soothe their troubled brows and be showered with goodies by a grateful populace.
01:06:32Good evening, I'm Zed Tappel, and this is Frightline.
01:06:37Tonight, the miniature elephant.
01:06:39Is it real, or is it merely a figment of our overactive imaginations?
01:06:44A product of our troubled times?
01:06:46Our guest is the noted metaphysician, Mr. Daffy Duck,
01:06:50who may be able to shed some light on this otherwise dark corner of our national obsession with...
01:06:55Uh, yeah, sure. Thank you, Zed.
01:06:57Folks, this so-called miniature elephant couldn't possibly exist.
01:07:01Now I can accept something plausible.
01:07:03Ghosts?
01:07:04Okay.
01:07:05Vampires?
01:07:06Fine.
01:07:06But itsy-bitsy elephants?
01:07:08That's silly.
01:07:09That's just stupid.
01:07:10Ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:07:13Yike!
01:07:14Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:07:16Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:07:18The insult, the ignominiousness.
01:07:21Publicly disgraced on a coast-to-coast hookup.
01:07:24Wait a minute.
01:07:25I can still get out of this.
01:07:27It's a TV station.
01:07:29I'll sue them.
01:07:30It's their fault.
01:07:31No.
01:07:32Wait.
01:07:32I was simply misinformed.
01:07:34It's my advisor.
01:07:35That pig.
01:07:36The perfect patsy.
01:07:37Nobody'll believe him.
01:07:39He's a nincompoop.
01:07:40Yeah, that's it.
01:07:41It was his fault.
01:07:43Yeah.
01:07:43Who's to know?
01:07:44What's the hey?
01:07:45There's nothing wrong with a little dishonesty in business affairs.
01:07:49What am I saying?
01:08:02I'm finished.
01:08:07Strapped.
01:08:08Kapoot.
01:08:17Ah-ha.
01:08:18It's a door.
01:08:19Opportunity knocks.
01:08:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:08:26Telegram for Mr. Daffy Duck.
01:08:28Ha-ha-ha.
01:08:30From the Cheapskate Savings Alone.
01:08:36We're sorry, but we must confess, your rent's not paid, your rent's not paid, you're in a mess.
01:08:41It's amazing.
01:08:42Vacate to a new address.
01:08:44You can't stay here.
01:08:46You're dispossessed.
01:08:48Good evening, friends.
01:08:51It's unbelievable.
01:08:52Heads up.
01:08:53Moving, men.
01:08:59But honest and truly, the check's in the mail.
01:09:02Oh, sorry, Mac.
01:09:07Now what?
01:09:13One thing for sure, I got nowhere else to go but up.
01:09:37Too bad, too bad.
01:09:38So much trouble in the world today.
01:09:43Hey, uh, Garkon, how about another carrot juice on the rocks?
01:09:51Isn't this a wonderful, Sylvester?
01:09:54Camping way out here in the middle of nowhere.
01:09:56So peaceful and quiet.
01:10:01Hey.
01:10:07Relinquish me, you foul-chibbering feline, you.
01:10:13That's just a little old scraggly coyote baying at the moon.
01:10:16Easy, you yellow dog of a sec, cowardly cat, you.
01:10:31Come and get them, folks.
01:10:33Come and get them while they last.
01:10:34Crick spiders, plastic blobs, ghost goop, garlic wreaths,
01:10:39and other miscellaneous supernatural knick-knacks.
01:10:43Welp.
01:10:44How about these simply adorable wind-up dogs?
01:10:46Just one dollar apiece.
01:10:48Why, yes, I'll take one of those.
01:10:50You will?
01:10:51Really?
01:10:52Gee, thanks.
01:10:58Cubish!
01:11:00You will.
01:11:29Give me your voice.
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