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Amandaland - Season 2 Episode 6
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00:00It smells fantastic.
00:02Talk us through a little bit about how you make your wonderful croissants.
00:05OK, well, the trick is the lamination.
00:07Because if you cut it open like this, you can see inside you've got all these layers.
00:11And that is a combination of butter and pastry.
00:14Oh, God. You woke me up again.
00:18How can you hear the kettle over that TV, Mummy?
00:21Has that been on all night?
00:23I always sleep with the teller as non in my own house.
00:25Well, it's not in your house that I need to get to work.
00:27And please, Mummy, can you tidy up a bit?
00:29It's like living with a student.
00:32I'm homeless, Amanda.
00:33You're not homeless, Mummy.
00:34You're between a four-bedroom house and a six-bedroom house.
00:37And any day now, we could be exchanging.
00:40Well, while I'm in limbo, this is my bedroom.
00:43I don't see why I should have to tidy up.
00:45I mean, that's exactly why one has a cleaner.
00:47I don't have a cleaner. I am my own cleaner.
00:50Oh, so I shouldn't put my used towels in the bath?
00:54Will you let me know if the estate agent calls, Mummy?
00:57Yes.
00:58Oh, damn it. I'm going to be late.
01:02Why is the fridge not working?
01:04Because I turned it off.
01:05Its buzzing annoyed me.
01:08Unbelievable.
01:10And Mummy, please, can you open a window?
01:12It stinks in there.
01:25Whoa!
01:26There's a lot of dogs you got there, Fi.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Hugo, Bobby, Snowball.
01:31And my newest sign-in, Shakira.
01:33It's great you're so busy.
01:34You're like the Deborah Meaden of dog walking.
01:37Yeah, I can basically cover all our household bills now.
01:40So it means when Della gets back, she can have a proper break from bloody cooking.
01:43She deserves a sabbatical.
01:45It's her turn at the basket weaving.
01:48Whatever she fancies doing.
01:49I wish I was in a lesbian marriage.
01:51Just so considerate.
01:53No offence, Jade.
01:54Oh, none taken.
01:55When's Della back?
01:56Friday.
01:57I cannot wait.
01:58She literally flies in for the prom.
02:00Guys, can you believe that our babies are going to the proms?
02:03Oh, they're all grown up.
02:06Fi, I might have to borrow your high viz for the big night because I have volunteered to
02:09man the gangplank.
02:11Is the prom on a pirate ship?
02:12It's a river cruise.
02:14Surprisingly, I'll mock it the haycroft.
02:16And you know what?
02:17I think a prom on a boat is a lovely idea.
02:20Yeah, because when I think of sort of drunk teenagers, I obviously think open water.
02:24Oh, hey, there will be no illegal substances on my wife, thank you very much.
02:28I know every trick in the book.
02:30I was once a teenager too, you know.
02:31My friends and I once smuggled a hamster into mass.
02:34Oh, God.
02:35Is that the hamster story again, Anne?
02:37Uh, boys, what are you doing?
02:39There's a game going on here.
02:40Guys, we're in the middle of a match.
02:42What are you playing at?
02:43Darius!
02:44Oh, what?
02:44He's doing his promposal.
02:46What is a promposal?
02:47Who thought of that stupid word?
02:48I think it's romantic.
02:49I think it's in a promenation.
02:51Oh, here we go.
02:53Georgina, Felicity, Maureen, Sanderson, Hughes.
02:56I know.
02:56That's Johnny's mother's name.
02:59Will you go to prom with me?
03:00Oh.
03:01Yes.
03:02Yay!
03:05Oh, my God.
03:07Sorry, sorry.
03:08I know.
03:08It's the pregnancy hormones, Bush.
03:10I'm just thinking of my little Darius in this little tuxedo like a tiny James Bond.
03:15Tiny James is the size of Jaws from James Bond.
03:18Well.
03:19Spread the word, guys, because this year's after party is going to be at Senuous HQ, a.k.a.
03:23our house.
03:23And it's going to be lit.
03:25Oh, sorry, Mum.
03:26There's actually been a change of plan.
03:27We're all going to Becky Sota's house now.
03:28Her house is massive and her parents are getting the carpet changed anyway, so.
03:32Oh, cool.
03:33Yeah.
03:33That does sound dope, actually.
03:35Yeah.
03:36Well.
03:37We'll do the pre's.
03:38What are the pre's?
03:39Pre's.
03:40Pre-party.
03:41It's actually way cooler than the after party.
03:43Girls only.
03:44A.k.a.
03:45The Squad.
03:45Georgie can be Taylor.
03:46I'll be Selena.
03:47And Morton can be Blake.
03:49Oh, come on.
03:49At least let me be Gigi.
03:51Okay.
03:53Best mum ever, right?
03:54Mum?
03:55You know what would look amazing with my dress?
03:57What?
03:57Your blue vintage shoes?
03:59They're not vintage.
04:00I wore them in my twenties and they cost more than a term at a mid-table prep, so no.
04:05Right.
04:06I got me some pre's to plan.
04:08Well, while you guys are doing that, Darius can come to us for a shit and a shave before the
04:12prom if he wants.
04:12Lovely, yeah.
04:14Okay, cool.
04:14So, should JJ and I come over too and wave them off?
04:17Nice.
04:18That'll be good.
04:18Yeah.
04:19I mean...
04:20Oh, we could do it at yours.
04:22You know what I mean?
04:23That's fine with me.
04:24Yeah?
04:24Oh, no.
04:25Mel, we should do it at yours, because then we can all chip in for the limo.
04:27I mean, they're inherently naff, but teenagers don't seem to know that, so...
04:31We had a limo at our wedding.
04:33Yeah.
04:34So...
04:35Congratulations.
04:37See you Friday for the pre's.
04:42I'm back.
04:43Hello.
04:44Any news from the estate agent, Mummy?
04:46Uh-uh.
04:50Why are you still in bed?
04:50I need to start setting up for the party.
04:52Well, it's not my fault I slept so terribly.
04:54Your downstairs neighbour started hoovering at 11am.
04:57How can you even hear the hoover over that TV?
05:00Please get up, Mummy.
05:01I need to turn this room into a spa by 2pm when the girls arrive.
05:04Well, if you're going to be in here, where exactly am I supposed to watch Wimbledon?
05:07I'm helping the crew get ready, so it's not my concern.
05:10This is the designated EI pre's area.
05:15What is this?
05:16Gross, Mummy.
05:18What?
05:18I did it out of the window.
05:25Why are you going through my bins?
05:26Uh, my bins?
05:28Building a coffee table, I've accidentally dropped a screw.
05:32Right.
05:32Abs has never actually been inside my flat, and I want to present as the kind of person
05:37who puts their cup somewhere predictable.
05:42Nice screw.
05:44Um, do you think you could ask your mum to turn the telly down at night?
05:47Well, I can hear his GB news for the floorboards.
05:49I'm becoming right-wing for osmosis.
05:51No, if I could, I would.
05:52It's like having another teenager.
05:54It's a good job you're going to be living together then, isn't it?
05:56Well, it'll be fine once we have a moving-in date.
05:58And everyone knows high ceilings really absorb family tension.
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:01Does that really work, that Buckingham Palace?
06:07Okay, right.
06:09Boat leaves at six.
06:10Limo arrives at five.
06:12Fifty minutes for photo ops.
06:13I'll tell makeup we need everyone ready, 4.30.
06:16She's worked on Strictly, so she'll understand deadlines.
06:19Mummy, those crystals are the breeze.
06:21I'm really smelling them.
06:22It's the guys.
06:23So exciting.
06:24Please don't try and be cool, Mum.
06:26As if.
06:30Hey-o!
06:33Strong nail game.
06:34Look at that!
06:35You should hear him text and it's like a 1950s type pitbull.
06:38Hello!
06:39Oh, Kirk, Kirk, welcome back!
06:42How are the high seas?
06:43Have you seen below deck?
06:45No!
06:46Well, that's that comparison, Fogden.
06:48It's alright if we hang around to do photos, alright?
06:50It's sort of a drop off because I'm going to be hanging with the girl.
06:54Hi!
06:54Mummy!
06:55Er...
06:55I'm going to...
06:57OK.
07:02Mummy?
07:02It's very loud.
07:05Mummy!
07:06Shall we turn that off now?
07:07We've got guests.
07:08Mm-hmm.
07:09Elaine's here with Santa.
07:09Can someone get back?
07:11You're a tennis fan, Dara.
07:12Never watched it, never played it, but it's produced some excellent lesbians.
07:15So, yeah.
07:16Yeah, I'm a fan.
07:17And today, have you got any vino?
07:20Um...
07:20OK.
07:21Yeah, I'm just about to take some drinks up to the girls, Fee, but I think there's some
07:25wine in the fridge.
07:26Oh.
07:28Right.
07:28That's mummy's. Drink that.
07:29I heard that.
07:31It's so fun having Della back.
07:33Aw.
07:34And I'm excited to take over as the breadwinner, so I can't wait to tell her my sabbatical plan.
07:40Aw.
07:41Fee, I think I might be needed now.
07:43OK.
07:44Georgie, the makeup designer!
07:47Hi there.
07:48I'm Claire.
07:49Hello.
07:49I'm sorry, I'm a tad late. The traffic was a nightmare.
07:51I'm from Birmingham.
07:51Oh, for the Strictly tour?
07:53No, my parents live there and I'm crashing with them because my house burnt down in a
07:56fire.
07:57Note to self.
07:58Don't like candles and fall asleep in the bath.
08:00Right.
08:01Where do you want me?
08:01Do you want to do it in my room?
08:02Oh, sweetheart, I've got it all set up in here.
08:04Oh, actually, that sounds good because I could do with a bit of space for all my kit.
08:07Oh, OK.
08:08I'm one of life's spreaders.
08:10I'm a super spreader, you could say.
08:12Though, if you can catch it, I'll get it.
08:13I've only just shaken off conjunctivitis.
08:16Great.
08:18Let's get cracking.
08:19Will you be needing this for Claire?
08:20Oh, is that all right?
08:21Yeah, sorry.
08:21That's fine.
08:22It weighs a ton.
08:23I slipped a disc last year.
08:24Is that OK?
08:25I've got it.
08:26Can you manage?
08:27Yes.
08:28Yes.
08:29So exciting.
08:30Oh.
08:32OK.
08:34Ooh.
08:36Loving the vibe.
08:37I'll just pop this here and I thought maybe I could lend a hand with the hair.
08:41So I'm going to need a plug for my straighteners.
08:43Oh, that'd be nice.
08:44Oh, Mum.
08:44Could we get some drinks, please?
08:46Oh, er...
08:47Oh, wait, yeah, no, I'm actually quite thirsty, could we?
08:49Can I get a drink too?
08:50Oh, yes.
08:52Yes, sure.
08:53Of course.
08:53Er...
08:54Mocktails come right up.
08:55Don't do anything fun without me.
08:57Just here, I'll...
09:01Oh, he's calling me.
09:04Hello, Amanda speaking.
09:05Oh, hello, it's Tony here from poshandclassylimosandcoaches.com.
09:09Hi.
09:09Listen, a bit of bad news, I'm afraid, my darling.
09:11Our driver has just come down with a migraine.
09:14These cocktails are off.
09:16They're not, they're just non-alcoholic.
09:17Sorry, what has this got to do with me?
09:18Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel.
09:20What?
09:21No!
09:21You can't cancel.
09:23I need that limo.
09:23It's my daughter's prop.
09:24Sorry, but we just don't have a driver who can handle a vehicle of that length.
09:29Now, listen.
09:29I don't usually do this because I am a very modest super-influencer,
09:32but my insta-senuous is followed by a lot of influential people
09:36who could definitely afford to hire limos, albeit ironically.
09:39And all I need to do is post that you cancelled at the last minute.
09:43Um, well, that's going to be seen by a lot of powerful eyeballs.
09:48And you are going to rue the day that...
09:50Amanda?
09:50Yes?
09:51I'll sort it.
09:52Oh.
09:54Okay.
09:58All right.
09:59Mummy, please turn the volume down.
10:01And have you got your phone on you in case you stay at Asian, please?
10:03Oh, nag, nag, nag.
10:04I'm not a child, you know.
10:06Okay, well, stop acting my one.
10:08Right, drinks time!
10:09No, not for you.
10:11Girls, it's mocktail or clocktail!
10:13Oh, God!
10:14Guess who didn't put the lid on their glitter?
10:17Oh, don't worry, I've got more in the car.
10:23Girl?
10:24Mummy!
10:27Who wants a smooch on the beach?
10:29I think you're going to have to take it off and start again, George.
10:32It's awful.
10:33What's wrong?
10:35Oh.
10:36Makeup designer is so bad, Mum.
10:38She's made me look really old.
10:40She didn't even know what contouring was.
10:42We had to share a YouTube video.
10:43No.
10:44What?
10:44She's worked on Strictly.
10:46Yeah, she did Bill Bailey.
10:47Damn it.
10:48Please, can you ask her to leave, Mum?
10:49She's going to make us look like middle age receptionists.
10:51I can't.
10:52I've paid her and she's driven all the way from Birmingham and she's so nice.
10:56Please, Mum.
10:59Yeah, she doesn't.
11:00You do look hideous, my love.
11:02I'm sorry.
11:04I'll sort it.
11:05OK, I've cleaned the bathroom.
11:07I've done the kitchen.
11:08Um, does it smell in here?
11:10Yeah.
11:11Reeks are from breeze and bleach.
11:13Oh, right.
11:13Great.
11:14God, there's a lot more space in here.
11:16Have you had a wall taken out?
11:18Uh, no.
11:19I just put all the vinyls in the shed to create a bit of space, you know.
11:22Which reminds me, do not let abs in the summer house.
11:25It's a tip.
11:26And anyone who's got a beer, can you use one of the coasters, please?
11:30Since when did you use coasters?
11:32Since today.
11:33It's a new table.
11:33I don't want to get marks on it.
11:36Oh, shit.
11:37They're here.
11:41Hey, come in.
11:42Welcome.
11:43Only us.
11:43Everyone decent.
11:45Hey, JJ.
11:46You all right, Mum?
11:47Hi, baby.
11:48Wow.
11:50Yeah.
11:51So, this is where the magic happens, eh?
11:53Oh, yeah.
11:54Of course.
11:54You've never been here.
11:55No.
11:56I haven't been inside, no.
11:58I came to your old place above the barbers that was definitely a money laundering front.
12:02Can I use your bog?
12:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:04Straight through.
12:05Great.
12:06Yeah.
12:07Hey, JJ.
12:08You want a beer?
12:09Ooh.
12:10Sure.
12:10Coaster.
12:11One shouldn't hurt.
12:13JJ, man.
12:15Yes, thank you.
12:16I just cleaned the floor.
12:23Hmm.
12:25Oh, just the person I was looking for.
12:28Have you got a parking ticket?
12:29Oh, no.
12:30Oh, classic name.
12:31Is everything all right?
12:33Yes.
12:33Terrific.
12:34Really, really good.
12:35Uh, sorry.
12:36Hang on.
12:37Mummy, it's very loud.
12:38Turn it down.
12:39Oh, God.
12:40Um, tell you what, we're having such a laugh up there.
12:42Those young ladies, they're a real hoot.
12:44Reminds me of when I used to work with Carol Smiley.
12:46And you're Georgie.
12:47She's so polite.
12:49She's a real credit to you, Amanda.
12:50Aw, thanks.
12:52So, I know we talked about you doing the full three hours.
12:55Oh, listen, I'm happy to do more.
12:57Uh, I'm just so pleased to be here.
13:00This is my first gig back since I finished chemo, so...
13:03Oh, really?
13:04Yeah.
13:04Oh, God.
13:05Um, well, I was thinking that, um, maybe the girls could just do their own thing.
13:12Are they not happy?
13:14No!
13:14Not at all.
13:15They love it.
13:16They love it.
13:16Yeah.
13:16Yeah, they love it.
13:17No.
13:17No, I just thought, um, er, that...
13:23It's a bit unfair of them hogging you all to themselves.
13:25And I know that the other parents would love a go, too.
13:30So, we can all look good for the photos as well.
13:35Oh!
13:37Of course!
13:38Oh, that's so sweet!
13:40Oh, no!
13:40Yeah!
13:41Listen, I'll grab some more brushes.
13:42OK, yeah.
13:43And then I'll give this slot a once over.
13:44Hey, shall I start on you?
13:45Hmm?
13:46Taste that jawline out.
13:47Huh?
13:47Yeah.
13:50Amanda's so nice letting you go first.
13:53I feel like a princess.
13:55I've never had a make-off before.
13:57Don't you start, you'll get me going.
13:59I'm so sorry.
14:02Good news.
14:03I managed to ditch daggy old Claire.
14:06So, here I am to lend a hand.
14:08That's really nice of you, but, um...
14:09Ganggun's helping us out.
14:11Ah.
14:12What?
14:13Well, I used to be a model, so I'm virtually a professional.
14:15Well, for your information, I actually could have been a model.
14:18No, you couldn't have been a model.
14:19You've got your father's shoulders.
14:21It's all good, Mum.
14:22We'll be down in a minute.
14:23Love you.
14:26Okay, who's from the top up?
14:30Busted!
14:30Mummy!
14:31What do you think you're doing?
14:32It's just a tiny tipple.
14:34Relax.
14:35I said no do's.
14:36My roof, my rules.
14:37And now...
14:38Amanda!
14:39The limo's here!
14:40Thank God.
14:42You may be a model, but you are no role model.
14:45I'll be right back.
14:46Oh, wow.
14:47I am loving the Barbicartlins, babe.
14:49I'll have a go next.
14:50Don't blink for your eyelids.
14:51We'll get glued together.
14:53Tony, hi.
14:54Amanda!
14:54Yes, hello.
14:55Oh, can I just say...
14:57Yeah.
14:58Big fan of your underwear.
15:01Okay, um...
15:02We're not quite ready,
15:03so if you could just do a lap of the block
15:05and I'll give you a call when I'm ready.
15:06Do you know how long you're going to be?
15:07Because I've got to get back to the switchboards.
15:08Not long, not long.
15:09But just take the first left
15:11and you can do a loop around the block.
15:12Well, that does look a bit tight.
15:14I don't usually drive the limo.
15:16Um, it's fine.
15:17Just keep circling.
15:19Well, we do need to leave soon, though.
15:21You're a professional, Claire.
15:22Make me look gorgeous.
15:24Oh, what fun.
15:25You're my favourite sort of client, right?
15:26I'm thinking something really funky.
15:29It's so lovely to have you back.
15:31I've got a rather interesting plan
15:33I'd love to pass by you if that's all right.
15:34Sorry, but can you just keep still?
15:36I'm going to start on your lips.
15:37Oh, yeah, all right.
15:38I'll go first.
15:39I have something to say to you as well.
15:41So, the investors behind the cruise
15:44were really impressed with what I did.
15:47Uh-huh.
15:48And, um, and long story short,
15:51they've offered me my own restaurant.
15:53Oh!
15:54Oh, hey!
15:55Well, how's that then?
15:56In London?
15:57No!
15:58Er, in Miami!
16:00Wow!
16:01Fee, Fee, can you just hold still?
16:02Oh, yeah, try.
16:03I mean, the weather's great all year round,
16:05and we can easily get a pet passport for Bobby.
16:09Wow.
16:09Oh.
16:10That's so fancy.
16:12I'd love to go to Miami.
16:13I've never been, but I've seen CSI in Miami.
16:16Oh!
16:16Are you OK?
16:17I picked up the hot end of the hair straightener.
16:19Oh, again.
16:20Oh, when will I learn?
16:22Oh, I can't believe how handsome you look.
16:25I'm going to send these to all the pats.
16:27Ha-ha.
16:27Now, get behind me and, er, hold the bumper.
16:29Oh, my...
16:30What?
16:30No, that's weird.
16:31Erm, sit on my knee?
16:33No.
16:34Oh, I know.
16:34Why don't we press our cheeks together?
16:36Mum, this is getting creepy now.
16:39Jesus, is it that time already?
16:40I have to go to the boat.
16:41It leaves at six.
16:42Don't be late.
16:43Oh, thank God.
16:44Bye, Anne!
16:48Listen, sorry if I was a bit of a punkty pooper back then,
16:52but to make up for it,
16:53I wondered if I wanted to borrow my shoes.
16:56Oh, my gosh.
16:57Thank you so much.
16:59I'm a very petite size nine,
17:00so I'm sure you can make them work.
17:02I love them.
17:03Aww.
17:04Why don't you wear the sliders on board to save your archers?
17:07Yeah.
17:07I love you. Thank you.
17:08I love you.
17:09And if it's cool with you and the squad,
17:11maybe I can come in just for the finishing touches.
17:15Okay.
17:19What now?
17:22Yes.
17:26What?
17:27There you go.
17:29Oh, boys!
17:30That's a lot of aftershave, huh?
17:32Yeah.
17:32Right, where's your mum?
17:33Well, she's in Luton.
17:35Sorry, you mean apps, don't you?
17:37Er, I think she's in the garden.
17:39Hold that.
17:40Shit!
17:40I told you not to let her near the shed!
17:49Ahem.
17:51Famous shed?
17:52Yeah.
17:53Technically, it's a...
17:54It's a summer house.
17:55Yeah, normally we keep the vinyl in, um...
17:58Not in here.
17:59Mm.
18:00So...
18:01Feels bigger.
18:04And, um...
18:06All right, look, Abs,
18:07I see you poking around with your judgy looks.
18:10My flat's not huge.
18:11And the phone reception's shit,
18:12and half of Ned's bedroom is in the back garden,
18:15but it's a nice flat.
18:18And the neighbours are lovely,
18:19and we like it here.
18:20So stop behaving like...
18:24What?
18:24You're such a dick.
18:26What I was thinking was,
18:28holy shit, Mal's sorted his life out.
18:30You've got a toilet roll on the thingy.
18:33You've got two types of sugar.
18:34You've built a fucking den.
18:36Technically, it's a summer house.
18:38Yeah, well, it's remarkable for a man
18:40who used to use a sock as a wallet.
18:42No, you're like a fully functioning human being, mate.
18:47And you're a really, really, really great dad.
18:50And, yeah, I just never thought I'd say it,
18:53but...
18:54You've nailed being a grown-up.
18:56Thanks.
18:58Yeah.
19:00I hope it's okay for me to say this,
19:02but, um...
19:05Us not being married any more is definitely...
19:07I totally agree.
19:14I love you guys.
19:17Are you pissed, George?
19:19Yeah.
19:23Why are we all hugging in my shirt?
19:25Oh, my...
19:26Oh, my...
19:27Look at this handsome young man.
19:31Get in here, man.
19:32What are you doing, man?
19:34Lady killer.
19:35I can't see.
19:36Oi, you lot, the limo's here.
19:38Are we going or what?
19:39Are you okay?
19:40Mm-hm.
19:42All right?
19:43Oh, my God.
19:49Open jacket, please.
19:51Getting in there.
19:52Nothing.
19:52Nothing.
19:53Okay, okay.
19:53On you go.
19:55Hello.
19:58Hi, can you open your press, please?
20:00Okay, turn around.
20:02Sorry, what is that?
20:03Water.
20:05Good, you're staying hydrated.
20:06That's great.
20:07On you go.
20:08Open your bag.
20:10Tony, please!
20:11There's, like, so much space.
20:13I'm just scraping in there.
20:14It's just...
20:15It's really unfortunate.
20:16I can't believe you've got it.
20:18It's stuck.
20:18I normally just man the phones.
20:20How...
20:20What's going on?
20:21Tony has got the limo stuck,
20:23and they are literally going to miss the boat.
20:25The girls are coming down, Mandy.
20:26Oh, my God.
20:27Move the car.
20:29How?
20:29I can't change physics.
20:31No!
20:32It's...
20:32Oh, my God.
20:33Yes.
20:34That's all I need.
20:35Move your limo.
20:36It's all I need.
20:39Oh, wow.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, sweetheart.
20:43Babe, you look amazing.
20:45Doesn't she look stunning?
20:46You look so beautiful, babe.
20:47Oh, no.
20:49What's...
20:49What's happening with the limo?
20:51Oh, God, we're not going to be late, are we?
20:53Right.
20:54Hold that one.
20:55What are you doing?
20:56I'm sorting shit out.
20:58I'm driving a 15-year-old transit
20:59with a knackered clutch.
21:01This should be a piece of piss.
21:02Don't be stuck, Amanda.
21:03Matey, give me the keys.
21:04Okay.
21:05Hurry up.
21:05We're late.
21:06Hey, you in the black car.
21:08Back up.
21:09Okay.
21:10Tony, out of the way.
21:11Out of the way.
21:12I know.
21:12Your missus is a boss lady now.
21:14What?
21:14She can reverse part like a demon.
21:17Are we talking about the same Fiona?
21:19Oh, yes.
21:24Mind the ballad!
21:24Mind the ballad!
21:25You're laughing.
21:27What?
21:35Yeah.
21:39Good.
21:39Thanks, thank you.
21:41Thank you for that matter.
21:41Here you go, mate.
21:46Bloody hell, who is this New York woman?
21:49You're late.
21:49You're late, you're late, you're late, you're late.
21:50Go, go, go.
21:51I love you so much, I love you.
21:55Mum, I really need to go.
21:56No, just a sec.
21:57Just a sec, Mum, you take it.
21:59Oh, no, how is this in work?
22:02Mum, we've got to go. We've got to go.
22:03Don't have time, Amanda.
22:05Go, go, go.
22:08Enjoy yourselves!
22:09This only happens once!
22:11Bye!
22:12See you, mate!
22:13Bye, darling!
22:14Lovely prom!
22:15Have a good time!
22:17I just wish I had a bit more time with them.
22:19Right? Who else wants to get a make out?
22:22Oh, no, someone's left a bag!
22:24Oh, no.
22:25Whose are these?
22:26Oh, God, they're Georgie's.
22:29She's wearing sliders.
22:31She can't wear sliders to the prom.
22:33This is a nightmare.
22:36Right, get in the van.
22:38Come on, come on!
22:40Oh, God!
22:41Will we make it?
22:42No, there's only one way to find out.
22:45Let's go.
22:49I think we just backed into Claire.
22:51I'm fine.
22:52I'm fine.
22:53Sorry.
22:54It was my fault, anyway.
22:55She's fine.
22:56Okay.
22:57Go, go, go!
23:05What are these?
23:07Antacids.
23:09Do you get them?
23:10Oh, God, it's terrible.
23:12Yeah, me too.
23:12It's a scourge.
23:13Go on, in you go.
23:14Have a good night.
23:15Okay.
23:15Hi, sorry.
23:16Can we hurry this up a bit, please, Darius' mum?
23:19It's just the boat driver wants to take off.
23:22Okay.
23:22Cool.
23:29Honestly, the one time they're not glued to their boat.
23:33Oh, shit.
23:35Mal, it's 5.49.
23:37How do we stop the boat?
23:39Well, there is one person you could call.
23:45Hi, Amanda.
23:46Everything okay?
23:46Anne, you have to delay the boat.
23:48Well, we're nearly on board.
23:50Georgie has forgotten her shoes.
23:51And I need to bring them to her.
23:52Please, Anne, we're nearly there.
23:54Oh, God.
23:55Leave it with me.
23:57You know what, lads?
24:00I don't think I've searched you thoroughly enough.
24:04My God, this whole stupid afternoon has been an absolute flop.
24:08What?
24:09Kids had a great time.
24:11Yeah, but I didn't get to join in.
24:13Not that Georgie wanted me there anyway.
24:15Georgie's finding her groove.
24:16You should be proud.
24:18Getting her ready to fly the next fight.
24:20Your mum got you ready.
24:21And now here I am, moving back in with her.
24:23Well, for what it's worth, I'm going to miss you.
24:27Oh, my God.
24:28There it is.
24:29There it is, Mal.
24:29That's the turning.
24:30Yep.
24:31I've got it.
24:33Five minutes.
24:34Let's go.
24:34Oh, my God.
24:35Let's go.
24:36I forgot my shoes.
24:37I forgot my shoes.
24:38Oh, my God.
24:39What am I going to do?
24:40I can't go to prom and sneakers.
24:41Okay, okay, okay.
24:42I mean, they look good.
24:43Does anyone know where I can turn around?
24:46No.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:47You're kidding me.
24:51All right.
24:52The limousine's stuck again, but it's just a couple of hundred yards away.
24:54If you sprint, you might just make it.
24:56Right.
24:57The door.
24:59Madam, we really need to go.
25:00Don't touch me.
25:01Don't touch me.
25:01I'm pregnant.
25:03Georgie, is there any sign of your mum?
25:05Because I don't think I can hang on any longer.
25:08No.
25:08Okay, we should get on the boat, George.
25:10Don't worry.
25:11If your heels don't arrive, some of the best times of my life when I haven't got your shoes.
25:15Georgie!
25:16Oh, my God.
25:17Is that your mum?
25:18There she is.
25:19Georgie!
25:20Oh, my God!
25:22I bought your shoes!
25:24Oh, how?
25:25Oh, my God!
25:27Oh, my God!
25:28Oh, my God!
25:29Oh, my God!
25:30Oh, my God!
25:38That's vodka!
25:39What?
25:40Thank you so much!
25:42My darling!
25:43All aboard!
25:44Van a on!
25:45I love you!
25:46Thanks, mums!
25:47Oh, of the sweet!
25:47I had the most wonderful prom!
25:49And try not to spill any sticky drinks on those shoes, please!
25:53Love you!
25:53They're satin.
25:56In 3, 2, 1!
25:58Yeah!
26:03I
26:04Sliders
26:06I can still see them can you swim?
26:52Mm-hmm
27:01You don't want to move do you?
27:05Not really
27:06Huh
27:08I mean you know I love you
27:11But this is the first time in years I feel settled
27:14And Mautzer's got sixth form and we've got friends and I'm not just
27:19Della's wife Fee I'm utterly barking Fee now
27:24I'm going to say no to the author
27:26No no go to Miami Bay
27:27You've got to do it
27:31But we're going to stay here
27:33We've made it work for the last year
27:35We can do a bit longer
27:41I'm going to take these eyelashes off
27:47Hello
27:49Is everyone gone now?
27:50Well nearly the makeup lady's upstairs washing her brushes
27:52Oh god she's still here
27:54How did it go?
27:56Well
27:57Georgie got her photo
27:58And then my shoes fell in the Thames
28:01Oh
28:01Well that's what being a mother is about in the end
28:04Emergencies and cheerleading
28:06Yes
28:06I think you're doing fantastically
28:09Oh mummy
28:09Mm-hmm
28:11The estate agent called by the way
28:14And we officially exchange
28:16On Monday
28:24Mummy
28:26I don't think we should move in together
28:32What relief I couldn't agree more
28:34Oh
28:35Mummy
28:36Really
28:37I think we'd kill each other
28:39Georgia proportions aren't worth the jail time
28:41Let's just stick to being mother and daughter
28:43And not roommates
28:44Yes
28:46Oh
28:47Oh mummy
28:48Do you think you'll lose the deposit though?
28:50Oh no because I'm still going to buy the house
28:52I just don't think you should live there with me
28:53Wait what?
28:56That's my house
28:57Well it's my house now darling
28:58And we're going to be neighbours
29:00And if you ever want to pop in for a coffee
29:02Maybe my door will always be open
29:04Right
29:04That's me Don
29:06Honestly I've had the best time
29:07I can't thank you enough
29:09Thanks Claire
29:09I've really
29:10I've just had the loveliest after
29:11Oh
29:17I'm fine
29:39You
29:45Wipe by
29:51High
29:52The
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