00:00Hi, Grandma.
00:00Hello, dear.
00:01What big ears you have, Grandma.
00:03This is why I told your mother to stop sending you over here because you keep insulting me.
00:07I'm just saying, you got some huge ears, Grandma.
00:09They get bigger with age.
00:11Well, Grandma, what big teeth you have.
00:13Well, I think my teeth are normal size.
00:15Sorry, I couldn't hear you.
00:16I was changing your contact name to Attention Horse.
00:19They kind of look like Pez.
00:21I should have drowned you when I still could.
00:22And what big eyes you have.
00:24I guess that's fine.
00:25They're so pale and milky.
00:26How are you still alive, Grandma?
00:27I swear to God, Patricia, I'd rather have a wolf attack me than spend more time with you.
00:31Yeah, it could even take your place pretending to be you and I wouldn't notice.
00:34Same with a horse.
00:35Did your mom at least give you pie to bring over here?
00:37Oh, yeah, but it might be gone in a bite for you.
00:41Because you've got such a big mouth.
00:44Oh, this is the wolf I was talking to on the way over here.
00:47Oh, my goodness.
00:48I was actually planning on eating your grandma, but I'm a bit afraid of choking on those big hands.
00:52Right?
00:53I mean, look at them.
00:54Okay, both of you out and tell your mother it's never too late for an abortion.
00:57Mr. Wolf, do you think I was a bit mean in there?
01:00A bit, yeah.
01:00You should go apologize.
01:02Hey, Grandma.
01:02I'm sorry I was so mean to you.
01:04That won't happen again.
01:05And over here.
01:06Oh.
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