00:00Rapperonzolo, Rapperonzolo, let down your hair.
00:08I cut it.
00:09What do you mean you cut it?
00:10Eh, my mom took all the scissors, so I used the pizza cut.
00:12What the f*** am I supposed to climb up?
00:13Fine, use your mom's dusty pewds.
00:15I don't have to save you.
00:16And I don't need to give a s***, here we are.
00:18Let me talk to your mom.
00:20The moment I cut my hair, she turned to dust,
00:22and some of it come on my pizza, and it made it taste all sandy.
00:26You still 80?
00:27Excuse me, do you often judge people who are in mourning?
00:31Sorry, sorry.
00:31Anyways, I will come down from the back exit.
00:34There's a back exit.
00:35I see, but it's secret, because I wouldn't want a f***ly guy to come up here, right?
00:39No, no, aspetta, aspetta, aspetta.
00:41Eh, oddio.
00:43You know what, I am sorry, but my mom just told me I have to clean my room, so...
00:47Isn't she dead?
00:49Right, okay, never mind, then, plan B.
00:51Are you gonna throw down a pen?
00:52Oh, no, no, no, it has a built-in gun.
00:54It kind of sucks, because I shot myself twice while making carbonara.
00:57How are you still alive?
00:59Eh, one bullet made a hole, and the other one clogged it.
01:02I am in pain.
01:03Eh, eh, don't worry, that's just my mom stuck in my throat.
01:07Anyways, where were we?
01:08Oh, my God!
01:09Oh, my God!
01:09My God!
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