00:02I like this song. We're live. Good evening, everyone. I'm Sylvia and here are today's top stories. Put those down.
00:09No, they're smarties. Nothing illegal this time. What? What? Up first, a plane flew up in the air. That's nice
00:19news.
00:20Oh, no. It flew down. It crashed. The plane crashed. Next up, a mysterious mystery person has been throwing butt
00:26-shaped rocks through windows and we will never find the culprit. Is that you? No, Marcus. If we zoom in
00:34on the face. No, no, Marcus. Did your wife have to zoom in on your p**** to see if it's
00:39there, Marcus? Huh? Is this what it is? You're insecure. And you're projecting your insecurities onto me. You're projecting during
00:45working hours.
00:46Oh, s**t. Next up, the mystery of the mysterious person that has been beating up the elderly. Sylvia.
00:54Okay, she started. Well, let's dive into the details. Shouts her officers. You called the police on me, Marcus. I
01:00thought we were close, you and I. Not as close as me and your wife, but close, you know? What?
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