00:00License and registration. Is that a gun?
00:02Oh, no, no, no. This is just a loaded nerve gun. Don't worry. Nobody can get hurt with it.
00:07License and registration. Is that a flamethrower?
00:10Yeah, but don't worry. Nobody can get hurt with it.
00:13Do you know why I stopped you today?
00:14Well, I don't know. It depends on when you started following me. Am I right?
00:17You ran over an old lady.
00:19Oh, that's what that was. I thought it was a very misshapen speed bump, which is why I drove over
00:23it very slowly.
00:26Do you know why I stopped you today?
00:27Oh my God, officer! Look over there!
00:33Anyway, escape maneuver!
00:35License and registration. Is that the guy who has been missing for a month?
00:41No, officer. That's not me.
00:44Where's your hand?
00:45I don't want to say.
00:47I do need help, though. I think I'm stuck.
00:49People have been complaining about weird sounds coming from your trunk.
00:52That's because there's people in there. No, wait.
00:54Let me rephrase that. I kidnapped people. No, that's not good.
00:58All I'm saying is I don't know which screams there are to complain about because usually they're all unconscious. No.
01:03I like committing crime. No.
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