00:00Do you not know how to get your crush's attention?
00:02Well, that's okay. I'll help you.
00:03Step one, make him notice you from afar first.
00:08Oh, cheek.
00:09Ay-ay-ay-ay.
00:11Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
00:12When you've managed that, start off the conversation with a clever icebreaker.
00:15Hello there. Are you from Tennessee?
00:17Cuz...
00:18Cuz that's where I'm wanted.
00:21For, um...
00:22For Mourbe.
00:22Now try and be a little sneaky and find out what he likes.
00:25But don't make him notice you.
00:28What are you doing?
00:30Are you playing Candy Crush?
00:31Okay.
00:32When you manage to find out what he likes, use that and try and connect with him.
00:35Hey Mark, look! I downloaded Candy Crush!
00:37Try to hide the fact that you have a crush on him.
00:44I think I ate one.
00:47And be sure to never make him stop thinking about you.
00:50Yes, yes. Long brown hair, yellow sweater. I don't know. She just keeps following me.
00:58And just like that, you got your crush to notice you and maybe even like you back.
01:01I'm in prison.
01:02Okay.
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