00:00Is this you?
00:00I don't want to do my homework.
00:02I don't want to go to work.
00:03Aw, that's too bad.
00:04Come here, you, let me give you a new deed.
00:06No.
00:06Come on, I want to rub my knuckles around.
00:08Stop it.
00:08No, just let this happen.
00:09Stop.
00:10You can close your eyes if you want.
00:11But that's okay, because for only 99,
00:13you can hire me to motivate you.
00:16I don't want to go visit my in-laws today.
00:18Just do it.
00:19I know you can.
00:21Is that your, oh, yep.
00:23Okay, bye.
00:24Bye bye.
00:26That was such an embarrassing call, oh my god.
00:28No, you know what?
00:30I'm not going to beat myself up about this.
00:32Oh, come on, just do it.
00:33I know you can.
00:34What?
00:35Beat yourself up.
00:36Oh, no, that was just a figure of speech.
00:37It's okay, this is what you hired me for.
00:39If you're not going to do it, I will.
00:40Let's see if this works.
00:41I wish somebody could motivate me to do my math homework.
00:50Hi, mom.
00:51Honey, your dad and I, we love you so much.
00:53We're in some sort of garage, but we don't know where.
00:56Just do what the lady says.
00:58Wait, tell her it's Sylvia.
00:59It's Sylvia.
01:00No, wait, Sylvia with the big D.
01:02With the big D?
01:03So what are you waiting for?
01:05Just call the number down below and-
01:06Please don't hurt our daughter.
01:07She's already doing that with her grades, Miriam.
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