00:18I swear if this review is just gonna be rhyming, I'm going to be slightly aggravated.
00:22You might get mad from your point of view.
00:24No!
00:26But to hell with it. Here's a review.
00:27You're technically rhyming view with view.
00:30You might think Wheelie just wants a hug, but it's a trap! He's an asinine bug!
00:34He premiered in the 86th film voiced by Frank Walker, who voiced Megatron and Prime Soundwave, who's not much of
00:39a talker.
00:39The original toy was designed by a fool, just look at this thing, who thought it'd be cool?
00:44The little guy comes back in Titans Returns, but is he better than the previous herd?
00:48This dickless Simpson knockoff Lil' Fart transforms into a bright orange Cybertronian car.
00:53This little guy is built for speed, the shape and design is made to be sleek.
00:57It's clearly taking the G1 inspiration, updated for the generation's Titans Return recreation.
01:02Something visually that's not okie dokie, the silver pink canopy mixed with the clear smokey.
01:07Looking at it, I'm not filled with glee, the difference in colors makes it feel incomplete.
01:10But no need to cry like a little BITCH!
01:13The canopy opens thanks to a hinge.
01:15You can fit him with any Prime Master or Titan, and no matter what, your day will surely brighten.
01:19You can move this up so there's less of a hassle, and take a look at that!
01:22He's staring into your asshole.
01:24Thanks to the hole, you can add weapons to the side!
01:27The bigger the weapon, the better the joyride!
01:29God, how orange is this little bloke?
01:31Please keep me from making a political joke!
01:33The wheels roll fine, but when it comes to the rear, it moves too much!
01:37Get that shit out of here!
01:38There's a lack of tabs, wiggle room to be shown, but there's no need to freaking be overblown!
01:43Wheelie's alt mode is a surprisingly great incarnation.
01:46But with that, robot mode, let's start the transformation.
02:15You gotta give them credit, look at what they did!
02:17Like Netflix's Daredevil before Marvel's Sin!
02:20A bad reputation following Wheelie!
02:22But this guy is good, I can say freely!
02:24The head looks great, though kind of a pinhead.
02:27And maybe he's not the sharpest tool in the...
02:30Ned.
02:31I hope you're enjoying my narration, as we begin the ARTICULATION!
02:34Rotating head, joints are on balls, elbows and shoulders, for the arms that's all!
02:38Rotating waist, ball jointed hips, knees too, no way you can miss.
02:42Now let's take the good and put it on pause, because we can't glance over some possible flaws.
02:46You can put him in poses that certainly appeals, but he unfortunately lacks in actual heels.
02:51If you move this hip way too much, eventually it will just pop off as such.
02:55As well, the shoulder joint can start popping, for some reason it's only this side that's often.
02:59Some of the joints are as loose as some hoses, but that doesn't stop him from wonderful poses!
03:04Just wish he could stand a little easier, like the Alien film with Sigourney Weaver.
03:08Something personal I find out of place, but he lacks a smile, unlike Willem Dafoe's face.
03:13Meh, that complaint's barely a pebble, I'm loving the hat from Star Wars Rebels.
03:17Pals on the arms, yeah that kinda sucks, but the tiny toes doesn't give any fucks!
03:22It's sad that he doesn't come with any weapons, but take another's and it'll give him a presence.
03:27Looking at his back seems pretty bare, but he's got so much personality, who really cares?
03:31Fits right in with the Legends mini-bots, Masterpiece 2, I mean does he not?
03:36Even if you don't like it and it's not worth the bucks, it looks way better than the Universe Redux.
03:41It's hard to believe this figure looks so nice!
03:44I'm thinking this review might get some dislikes.
03:47Wheelie's here, and here to stay, and I'm glad they made him, made him this way.
03:52It's no secret, he's just not the best, but he surely stands against my test.
03:56Finally, a wheelie that can bring me great joy, thanks to the Lazy Eyebrow Reviewer for this and Convoy.
04:02I recommend getting this cool guy an orange!
04:04Ha! Try rhyming with orange, you little shit!
04:07What do you mean?
04:08You spent this whole review rhyming as a joke, but you fucked yourself!
04:12Wait, I was rhyming this whole time? I didn't even realize.
04:19Piss off!
04:27Wait, I'm sorry!
04:30Wait, I'm sorry!
04:34You walked nicely from here!
04:35Oh, my God!
04:36Thank you!
04:38See you next time!
04:38Hey!
04:40I'm sorry!
04:41I'm sorry!
04:41I'm sorry!
04:42You know, nothing!
04:42I did ะฒัะต!
04:42I didn't even know you!
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