00:16There is nothing wrong with your television set, or whatever device you are using to watch this.
00:22You find yourself in an upside-right world, a world where ball joints are made with only floor polish.
00:28You fix your hair dryer with stress marks, and you find yourself fixated in discovering what kind of cologne Springer
00:35uses.
00:36Your world will never be what it was, because Hasbro skipped a step in the instructions.
00:42Guess you're stuck in. The Metro Titan Shadow.
00:45September 6th, 1987, on Cybertron. Groundhog Day.
00:50I couldn't get any sleep because of those groundhogs.
00:54Hot Rod's enjoying his Slurpee with a few fellow Autobots.
00:57Yes, I know about the timeline.
00:59I can't believe the soda very are incredible.
01:04No arguments here.
01:06Someday gas prices will be over a dollar.
01:10Look, M is a UFO.
01:14Is of destroying M buildings.
01:21I'll put stop to alien city invasion.
01:26We will have a black president.
01:29Wow, is of UFO, much smaller realized too.
01:34Is will use this sword to stop his alien.
01:39Good of heart, boy.
01:40Yes, I know this.
01:43Assassin's Creed the film is terrible.
01:46That was terrible.
01:48What is this, a third party review?
01:50You betray everything legitimate in the world.
01:53You're a traitor garbage person unsubbed.
01:56I'm not getting into the whole 3P and KO argument except to say,
01:59It's my money and I need you to stop judging me.
02:07Eye gear the myth itself started to release a line of minibot recreations.
02:11But somehow eye gear seems to have fallen off the face of the earth.
02:14Some say they're lurking in the shadows to this day.
02:17Some say rocks don't breathe.
02:19But they stuck around long enough to recreate the little 80s extraterrestrial himself.
02:24No, not that one.
02:25Cosmos.
02:26A little adventurous Autobot renamed simply...
02:29UFO.
02:30Don't hurt yourself in the creative board, guys.
02:32UFO transforms into a space frisbee.
02:35If space is too boring, pull out the space barbecue and your space friends and your space frisbee.
02:41And this happens.
02:44UFO's alt mode has changed in shape compared to the original generation 1 old vacuum design.
02:49But it keeps the general idea.
02:51And I think I like this more.
02:52It's sleek, detailed, and the bottom is...
02:55There's a dirty joke in here somewhere, but I don't want to sink that low.
03:00You can fuck it.
03:01You can add the weapon to the butthole and I'm not sorry.
03:03You can also add weapons to the sides here, but that's not as funny.
03:07Why can't I get the front to tap in?
03:10Angsty teen rage.
03:11UFO has some detail going around, but I wish it was outlined in black or something.
03:16Just doesn't stand out on its own.
03:17You can do it yourself or, you know, pay your fucking taxes like a responsible adult Jeremy
03:23who farts in the goddamn elevator.
03:25Don't get me wrong.
03:26This isn't bad.
03:27But there's room for improvement.
03:29Robot mode!
03:57Here's the O-F-O in its robot mode.
03:58Very simple to transform, but holy holy!
04:00Hulk Hogan arms!
04:01This guy's been hitting the gym, and steroids!
04:03These luscious curves and bulked out shape feels a little off to me, but it almost owns it.
04:09Still, I think the Generations Cosmos did it better.
04:11Wish I could say the same for the legs.
04:13Like, what's going on here?
04:14Both figures are generally the same height, but UFO gains in width.
04:17Paint is okay, except for the arms that feel overly lacking.
04:20There's some molded detail, but nothing that stands out in any way.
04:23Also, DOME HEAD!
04:25BOSS LIKE YOU!
04:26In transformation, you have to pull the tail fin to reveal the head.
04:29If you pull from the dome, it will pop off and he'll have a panic attack.
04:32Germs!
04:33They're in my face holes!
04:35That face is... not friendly, but to his credit, the gun is something beautiful.
04:39I swear they pulled it from a Morphin the Martian cartoon, like the Foulbert movie.
04:43Don't remind me!
04:44Also, articulation!
04:46Rotate...
04:46Fuck.
04:47Rotating head, hinge shoulders, ball joint shoulders, ball joint elbow, wrist sway, rotation at the waist,
04:52ball joint hips, ball joint knees, feet move, and the heel moves.
04:55That's it!
04:56Good night, mate.
04:58And you think you have problems?
05:00Take note, on this leg, there's a tab that stops the foot from going as far forward as the other.
05:05Just pull the other foot back a bit and throw it away!
05:12There's nothing much else to say except I like it.
05:15I still love my Generations Cosmos.
05:17That doesn't change.
05:18UFO is cool and charming, but given that Hasbro has their own and a similar size,
05:22you might skip this one.
05:23I'd say throw Generations Cosmos in your classics,
05:26UFO in your masterpiece,
05:28and everybody wins but my wallet!
05:29Well, that was my first third-party review.
05:31I would love to do more, but I don't have a lot of third-party stuff.
05:34So, hey!
05:35Fuck me, Santa!
05:36I guess my biggest complaint is, it's not a true cosmos,
05:39it's got the dome on the head, but it's not a dog,
05:42with a spacesuit and a marble!
05:45That's the joke!
05:45What's this joke?
05:49There he is!
05:49There he is.
06:05See her fun the Ram Dassel points!
06:05The Ye, I saw her!
06:09The Thing.
06:09I saw her as zieks save her.
06:09Get her even different,
06:10the signification of the dragon.
06:10I saw thechez you won't even miss thek and the lag.
06:10All day.
06:12I had �res Blessing organisms!
06:13With a mind I know...
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