00:00You
00:17Damn it, Christopher Nolan. Look what you did to Bumblebee. You gave him a World War outfit and put him
00:22in Dunkirk.
00:23No wonder he left One Direction. You gave him PTSD.
00:26Crayon Warriors came out at the tail end of Creo's golden years. Unlike the microchangers before them, these mystery bags
00:32contain a non-transforming Crayon with a certain obscure almost cosplay theme like Ninja Megatron and Samurai Optimus Prime.
00:39It's kind of a shame because I'd like to see what these out-of-the-ordinary Transformers would look like
00:43in vehicle form.
00:44Series 2 of the Crayon Warriors came pretty much out of nowhere. There's not a ton of information online and
00:49I have no idea where I even got this from. It's a true mystery, Scooby.
00:53Army Bumblebee, the only one of the wave I managed to get, transforms into nothing. Weren't you listening? Though the
00:58World War aesthetic might hint some sort of bomber-style plane or tank with the rivets and a possible cockpit
01:03painted in.
01:04Ventilated kneecaps? I don't know if I'm jealous. Must feel nice in the summer. I think the head's pretty ugly
01:09without the helmet, but at least the expression's pretty good. Though I'm not sure if anyone's that happy in the
01:14army.
01:14Did someone say, ARTICULATION?! Rotating head, ball joint shoulders, wrist rotation, waist rotation, and ball joint and hips. Also rotating
01:21hat, and the feet can turn from the peg.
01:23Bumblebee includes a machine rifle and the most adorable yellow beret I think I've seen. Let's talk about the base.
01:29The Crayon logo looks pretty great, and there's more surface area compared to the 2x4 blocks used before. Allows for
01:34more posing options without falling over.
01:36Even when drunk Bumblebee is the winner.
01:39There's nothing wrong with Crayon Warrior Army Bumblebee, but it's probably got a huge price in the aftermarket.
01:44It is just a regular Crayon, but it's not doing anything wrong. Not everyone's cup of tea, but no harm.
01:49Though there's one thing I don't get. Why is Army Bumblebee so special? Have you seen the shelves?
02:00First to fight for the right, and to build the nation's fight, and the army goes rolling along.
02:08Proud of all we have done, fighting till the battle's won, and the army goes rolling along.
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