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00:00:08and i'm telling you honey that crowd was d-e-a-d dead wasted all my best lines fuck bingo
00:00:14anyhow
00:00:15i got my money and i refuse to let this look go to waste we outside tonight
00:00:22well you know it's young party tonight what you used to love young party
00:00:28though i'm a sentimentalist kill me right now i'm on my way to church
00:00:35oh the usual you know put a little money in the collection box light a candle for nana
00:00:40pray yes bitch to god after the day that i've had i need a word with her
00:01:12here you go girl i know it ain't easy working for tips
00:01:24lord in here
00:01:28sorry girl
00:01:32choir daddy 69
00:01:34oh i'm about to get man laid by a lay man
00:01:46choir daddy are you here
00:01:50it says you are
00:01:53it's me your right swipe
00:01:55i'm here to play your organ
00:02:11all right come on now anticipation is great and all but i gotta get my gels done in an hour
00:02:17so let's go
00:02:24oh my god somebody needs a band-aid or something
00:02:38oh hi you are stiff
00:03:01dance
00:03:10back door cracked we don't need a key
00:03:14we get in for free
00:03:16no b at the sleeve
00:03:18drink that kool-aid follow my lead
00:03:22now you're one of us
00:03:23you're coming with me
00:03:25it's time to kill the lights
00:03:29and shut the dj down
00:03:32this place about to feel life
00:03:35taken over
00:03:37no one's getting out
00:03:40this place about to blow
00:03:44blow
00:03:47this place about to blow
00:03:50blow
00:03:55this place about to blow
00:03:57oh
00:04:02broke up
00:04:05go insane
00:04:06go insane
00:04:07bring some
00:04:08go insane
00:04:08this is a hospital!
00:04:24It's not a cabaret.
00:04:25No, it's not.
00:04:26Yes, ma'am.
00:04:27Go to room 420.
00:04:28Your patient is a little impatient.
00:04:31I want it.
00:04:34You don't want that?
00:04:35Okay.
00:04:47Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:04:49I brought jello shots.
00:04:53Okay, I gotta get out of here.
00:04:54Wait, wait, wait.
00:04:55Okay, hold on a minute.
00:04:56No, where's my stuff?
00:04:58Um, wait, look.
00:04:59Okay, easy, easy, easy.
00:05:00Hold on.
00:05:01Give me a hand, give me a hand.
00:05:02Easy.
00:05:02You all right?
00:05:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:04Okay.
00:05:05Lay back down.
00:05:06All right.
00:05:08Hello, Jason.
00:05:09Jane.
00:05:09Jane.
00:05:10My name's Jane.
00:05:10I just, I haven't done all the paperwork
00:05:12because I've been busy not breathing.
00:05:17Well, Miss Jane, I'm really happy to see you awake.
00:05:23You got anybody I can call?
00:05:25Text?
00:05:26Snapchat?
00:05:28No.
00:05:28No, no, no.
00:05:29I'm not, I don't, I'm not from around here.
00:05:31But I feel really good, so I can just, if you just give me my stuff, I'll just get out
00:05:36of here.
00:05:37Okay.
00:05:38How about we make a deal?
00:05:41Want more of these sunny D's and meanwhile we'll try to figure out how to get you all cleaned up.
00:05:48Luckily, here's the jello.
00:05:51Cut the love of God, cut!
00:05:54Cut a line, cut a bitch, cut a quick edit for your blooper reel maybe.
00:06:00It's step, step, stay in the corner.
00:06:03No.
00:06:03Know your place.
00:06:04Honey, this stage is too damn small.
00:06:08Kelsey!
00:06:09Kelsey!
00:06:09I'm so sorry, Jinzy.
00:06:12There have been some dropouts and so Dre said to give Nico a chance.
00:06:15Yeah, leave me without a busboy.
00:06:17I'll rub your bar down any time, Slim Jim.
00:06:19Be my guest.
00:06:21You blurb.
00:06:22Kelsey!
00:06:23My bestie just texted me about a last minute gig nearby that pays more than my rent, so I gotta
00:06:29run.
00:06:29I'm so sorry.
00:06:31Please, Captain Kelsey, I love you.
00:06:32Oh, what the freak is happening tonight?
00:06:34Woo!
00:06:35Okay, um, everybody, take five.
00:06:39And, uh, doors are really soon.
00:06:44Where are you, Dre?
00:07:02Uh, one second.
00:07:08Hey, Yasmin!
00:07:11Hey!
00:07:11Uh, what's your ETA?
00:07:14Dre.
00:07:15I can't come.
00:07:17I'm sick.
00:07:19You're what?
00:07:23Ah, Yasmin, come on, babe.
00:07:26Uh, you gotta pull through.
00:07:27You're the star of the show.
00:07:28You don't even have to perform.
00:07:29You just hand out candy.
00:07:30Dre, I'm...
00:07:31Uh, I'll have you home by 10.
00:07:34Achoo!
00:07:36Okay.
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:37Okay, Yasmin.
00:07:38Feel better.
00:07:38Alright?
00:07:43That's right.
00:07:43Way too sick for your lower-end, played-out bar party.
00:07:48Hmm.
00:07:55Perk up, Yasminis.
00:07:56I know you were expecting me at yum.
00:07:58But I'll be coming to you live from the VIP lounge at Glitter Bitch.
00:08:03Glitter Bitch Vodka, darlings.
00:08:05Sip, sip.
00:08:11Mmm.
00:08:14Who makes that god-awful shit?
00:08:17Mmm.
00:08:19How's my eye?
00:08:20Smoky enough?
00:08:21Texas barbecue smoky.
00:08:23Olsen twins house party smoky.
00:08:26Total smoke show.
00:08:27Alright, bitch.
00:08:27Give me a look at me.
00:08:31Do you have any bars?
00:08:32You still owe me $150 from last weekend.
00:08:35Add it to my tab tab?
00:08:36Jax.
00:08:38Girl.
00:08:39Girl, you can just give me the whole-
00:08:40Cause I still need to make my money.
00:08:42Bitch, I'mma pay you.
00:08:43Why don't you trust me?
00:08:44No, and apparently this is supposed to be a good batch.
00:08:46Oh, period.
00:08:46Well, I'll be the judge of that.
00:08:48Uno, dos, y-tree.
00:08:50Va.
00:08:51Vamanos.
00:08:52Uh, don't pass out before my number.
00:08:54I'm a professional.
00:08:56Besides, things can change.
00:08:58You gotta stay flexible.
00:09:02Alright.
00:09:03Says the girl who can't do a full split.
00:09:04Bitch, I can do a jazz split.
00:09:06You know like that little half thing?
00:09:07Yeah, honey.
00:09:07Nobody does that.
00:09:08Girl, it works.
00:09:10What's good, y'all?
00:09:11It's your girl, Nico.
00:09:12A.K.A. Scrimptious.
00:09:13Your Bushwick baby queen.
00:09:15Come on in, y'all.
00:09:16Hey, Tabby.
00:09:17Thank you for the great song, boo-boo.
00:09:18They're coming to get you, Barbara.
00:09:20Ooh.
00:09:22I'm debuting at Yum tonight with my dear friend, Yasmin.
00:09:28Scrimptious.
00:09:30What the hell?
00:09:30Who's that?
00:09:32Uh, he's just a friend.
00:09:35It's my dealer.
00:09:36The one who gave me the off-seas.
00:09:39They're performing with Yasmin tonight.
00:09:41Yasmin?
00:09:42Yeah, you know Yasmin.
00:09:43She's like the world famous, sort of famous for being so beautiful.
00:09:49Yasmin.
00:09:50Cheekbones.
00:09:51Okay, you're familiar.
00:09:52You've heard of her.
00:09:53Oh, I know, know Yasmin.
00:09:55Kind of iconic that you know her.
00:09:56I used to be a fixture at Yum Party.
00:09:59She and I, we were a part of this core group.
00:10:01Ride or die.
00:10:03Dre, the producer.
00:10:05We were close.
00:10:07And...
00:10:08Oof.
00:10:09That was another life.
00:10:10Another time.
00:10:13Wait, so you know where they are.
00:10:15Can you get me to Nico?
00:10:19You just had a hot make-out session with Death,
00:10:21and now you're trying to find your drug dealer?
00:10:23No, I'm just trying to tell them they have a bad batch.
00:10:25Ow.
00:10:26No.
00:10:27Jeez Louise.
00:10:28Pam, can you swing a double tomorrow?
00:10:30Sure thing, boss Lizzie.
00:10:32Okay, your dedication is starting to worry me.
00:10:34I told you.
00:10:35I'm in my adulting era.
00:10:36Okay, well, adults need dinner.
00:10:39Ooh, thank you big mama.
00:10:41Not a mama yet.
00:10:43All available nurses to the front desk.
00:10:45All nurses to the desk immediately.
00:10:46She's trying.
00:10:48For a baby.
00:10:50God.
00:10:51Straight people are so cringy.
00:10:54Not straight, but I'm still cringing.
00:10:57Lizzie and wifey.
00:11:00Secret Disney adults.
00:11:02The ears, the whole damn thing.
00:11:04Oh my God.
00:11:06Like, what did we fight for?
00:11:07Right?
00:11:08If Marsha could see it.
00:11:11More jello, please.
00:11:13Oh, I gotcha.
00:11:23Lizzie.
00:11:24Fuck.
00:11:24Totally.
00:11:25Fuck.
00:11:25Sorry.
00:11:26What?
00:11:26What's happening?
00:11:27Yasmin bailed.
00:11:29DJ's MIA and, um, toilet still clogged.
00:11:33I knew Jimmy wasn't going to fix it.
00:11:34Didn't I tell you Jimmy wasn't going to fix it?
00:11:35Dre, babe, take your breath.
00:11:37Yum wasn't supposed to be forever.
00:11:39Remember?
00:11:39You know, maybe it's time to move on.
00:11:41I don't want to leave Yum on a low note.
00:11:43I can't do that to Kelsey and the girls.
00:11:45It's my legacy.
00:11:47When Yasmin's a no-show,
00:11:48these Brooklyn games are going to call me a gaslighter
00:11:49and it's going to ruin my brand.
00:11:51Yasmin's not coming, huh?
00:11:53Sounds like you're up Schitt's Creek, babe.
00:11:54Yasmin bailed.
00:11:57Thanks.
00:11:58Supportive.
00:11:59I could send Sam.
00:12:00I mean, I could ask him.
00:12:01No.
00:12:01What?
00:12:02No.
00:12:02No.
00:12:03No.
00:12:03No.
00:12:03Don't tell her that.
00:12:04He is good.
00:12:05You're being messy.
00:12:06I'm not-
00:12:06He's a legend.
00:12:07Don't say nothing else.
00:12:08I want an infeneration talent.
00:12:09In such a motherfucking pain in my ass.
00:12:12Well, I think he would do it.
00:12:14No, Lizzie, I-
00:12:15I can't hold his hand tonight, okay?
00:12:16I can't risk him ditching me again.
00:12:18Okay, maybe you should-
00:12:19Baby.
00:12:19Baby.
00:12:20You're solutioning again, okay?
00:12:22And I just need to vent, remember?
00:12:24Fine.
00:12:25Then I won't tell you how I fixed your other problem.
00:12:27Do what?
00:12:28The toilet.
00:12:29Barry's on his way.
00:12:30You're welcome.
00:12:31Barry, you know to bury your brother Barry Barry?
00:12:32Oh shit.
00:12:33Okay, I gotta go.
00:12:33Everything's gonna be fine.
00:12:34I will be there tonight.
00:12:35Hey, Lizzie, no!
00:12:36Fuck, no!
00:12:37What the hell is that?
00:12:38That's a big-ass bunny.
00:12:48Fucking Barry.
00:12:49Don't get your panties in a bunch, but it's a man and a woman.
00:12:51What the fuck is so complicated about that?
00:12:53And nobody knows the true dangers of these hormonal cocktails.
00:12:55You know what I mean?
00:12:56Turning men into ladies.
00:12:57Turning ladies into God knows what untoward things.
00:13:00And you think these Democrats in Albany are gonna do a thing about it?
00:13:02Democrats.
00:13:03Get the fuck outta here.
00:13:03You know what I mean, Joey?
00:13:05This Polly Benedetto would be a man about it.
00:13:07Happy-
00:13:07No diatribes tonight, okay?
00:13:09Just fix the toilet?
00:13:11Whoa!
00:13:13Hi.
00:13:13I'm here.
00:13:14Everything's fine.
00:13:14Nothing is fine.
00:13:17Nothing is fine.
00:13:17Oh, okay.
00:13:18Sorry.
00:13:21Just call me.
00:13:28Kelsey.
00:13:30Hello to you, too.
00:13:55Oh, ladies.
00:13:58Looking gorgeous.
00:13:59Finally.
00:14:00She decides to grace us for their presents.
00:14:02Damn, okay.
00:14:03Kelsey, brief me.
00:14:04So, Jimmy won't budge on the 70-30 bar split.
00:14:07La Toilette is a disaster.
00:14:09And our go-go boy just went-went.
00:14:13That's it?
00:14:14Okay.
00:14:15I will deal with Jimmy.
00:14:16Barry.
00:14:16Toilette.
00:14:17Yeah, I'm gonna snake it, but there better not be anything, like, freaky and fucking untoward
00:14:22in there.
00:14:23Alright?
00:14:23Dre, you came with Yasmeen, cause I was trying to film a little entree vista entree new before
00:14:28Mary Sexy.
00:14:29Yum, Dave, yum.
00:14:30What did she just say?
00:14:31Okay, Team Yum, let's huddle.
00:14:34Grown man with man parts coming through.
00:14:46So, you look great.
00:14:50Yasmeen's not coming.
00:14:51Fuck you, Dre.
00:14:53But I already tagged her on my scheduled post.
00:14:57Miss Dre, you're telling me that I'm hosting and headlining tonight?
00:15:01Oh, and all for the same Yum price?
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:04Kenzie Tonic, you know exactly how to entertain this crowd, alright?
00:15:08It doesn't matter if you're up there for five minutes, or 95 minutes, you will have them eating out of
00:15:12your hand.
00:15:13Um, excuse me, don't forget about me.
00:15:15I'mma have them eating out too.
00:15:16Bitch who?
00:15:17Ugh, girl.
00:15:18And we have Nico here.
00:15:20I love your vibe, kid.
00:15:21Tonight we're gonna launch your career.
00:15:24Look, just call me Scrum Chef.
00:15:26But exactly, like that's what I've been saying, eh?
00:15:30I was born ready.
00:15:33Wow, beautiful.
00:15:35I love it.
00:15:36Look, you all are unique.
00:15:37Yes.
00:15:38You're brave.
00:15:39You're fantastic.
00:15:40This is gonna be an unforgettable night.
00:15:41Kelsey, open the doors.
00:15:43But we're not ready.
00:15:45But we're not ready.
00:15:45We're never ready.
00:15:46It's how it always starts.
00:15:49Open the doors.
00:15:51You are the kind of sexy.
00:16:19Oh, Eve, look.
00:16:20Let's bank some pics for pride.
00:16:22Pics!
00:16:28Hi. I'm like obsessed with you. I love you.
00:16:31What's your name again?
00:16:33Babe, chin down. Chin down.
00:16:34Yeah?
00:16:35Could you look like you like her a bit?
00:16:40Higher. A little bit lower. Just a little lower. Higher. Now lower.
00:16:45Slay mama.
00:16:46Slay.
00:16:47Let me...
00:16:47You should go to the photo with me. I look stupid.
00:16:50Everyone get a dick stick.
00:16:50Why didn't you tell me that I was kidding?
00:16:54Speaking of crushes, oh my god.
00:16:57It looks like Bushwick's beautiful people are out tonight.
00:17:00Our beautiful people!
00:17:02Yes! They're alive tonight!
00:17:04Oh yes they are! Yes they are!
00:17:07So many beautiful...
00:17:08We had like 200 pre-sales.
00:17:11Where's everybody?
00:17:13Well, the moon is opposing your Neptune in Aries,
00:17:16which could be a very chaotic trine.
00:17:20But Saturn is no friend of ours, the great malefic.
00:17:24And this is her work.
00:17:27I can only laugh.
00:17:29And so can Chani.
00:17:31Thank you!
00:17:32Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:38Relax.
00:17:39You're gonna get your money.
00:17:39The night is youngish.
00:17:42Yeah, well I better.
00:17:43I'm down three G's in the last hour.
00:17:44Fucking luge coin.
00:17:46Tried to warn you about crypto, bro.
00:17:48Well, your party's on thin ice, bro.
00:17:51Oh, speaking of ice.
00:17:53Oh!
00:17:55My fiancé's a lawyer.
00:17:57Uh-huh.
00:17:59Maybe it's time you got a job like that, huh Dre?
00:18:01Yeah.
00:18:01I'm not really one for the...
00:18:02Here's your car, freak!
00:18:04Stop!
00:18:04I thought I poisoned them all!
00:18:06That's a big one.
00:18:07No, nature finds a way.
00:18:08Dude, where the fuck?
00:18:09Throw it away!
00:18:09Not in that trash!
00:18:11What are you doing?
00:18:12It's a trash jam.
00:18:12No, dumpster.
00:18:13It wasn't a dumpster.
00:18:14It's not gonna come back to life.
00:18:15What are you...
00:18:15Jesus Christ.
00:18:17Well, not tonight though.
00:18:19Disgusting.
00:18:20You're disgusting.
00:18:21Y'all, I cannot be the only one who had a crush on the crucified Christ.
00:18:24Come on now!
00:18:25I mean, he was half dead, but he was well, huh?
00:18:30That's funny.
00:18:30I like this guy.
00:18:31Who is this guy?
00:18:33She.
00:18:34And who are you again?
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:36Fine.
00:18:37Uh, I'm Barry.
00:18:39Dre's my sister's wife, I guess.
00:18:41I don't know.
00:18:42Wait, was he going through?
00:18:43Green Room John?
00:18:44I'm not done cleaning up in there.
00:18:45They.
00:18:45No, it was the guy that was just here.
00:18:47Mm-mm.
00:18:48They.
00:18:49The one guy.
00:18:51She is a drag queen.
00:18:53They are non-binary.
00:18:55And you are behind.
00:18:58So kindly, catch the fuck up.
00:19:02I can't keep up with this shit.
00:19:05Hey, Dre, you got some motley crew here.
00:19:09Are you talking to people?
00:19:11Oh, cheer up, Dre.
00:19:13Sparse is like a vibe.
00:19:15Think of it as, like, exclusive.
00:19:16You know what I'm saying?
00:19:17No, you can't hide yourself.
00:19:19You can find yourself, honey.
00:19:20You can find yourself, honey.
00:19:20Oh, no.
00:19:21No, you're mine.
00:19:21Somebody will take over.
00:19:23Oh, ladies and gentle-mans.
00:19:26We are fixing to have us a resurrection tonight.
00:19:31Sam-Ante is in the house, y'all.
00:19:33Oh, whoo, whoo.
00:19:35Y'all came on a great night.
00:19:36Lizzie, what did you do?
00:19:37Let's get this ham in the oven and the show on the road.
00:19:39Welcome to y'all party, y'all!
00:19:42Sam.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:46There you are.
00:19:47Dre!
00:19:48Here I am.
00:19:49Wait, hold on.
00:19:50Who's this?
00:19:52Listen, Dre, I know it's been a minute since we talked,
00:19:54but I want to apologize about that.
00:19:56You're here now.
00:19:58And it's going to be great, right?
00:20:00What could be better than the long-awaited return of some months?
00:20:04Say, who's that?
00:20:06Let everybody know, okay?
00:20:07We get online, live tweet, Samance is here.
00:20:11Girl, Samance is literally inside this tire release.
00:20:14I need a green room.
00:20:16You know the way.
00:20:24Okay, Google, who is Samance?
00:20:26S-A-M.
00:20:27Was there really a woman in his back?
00:20:40Fucking Christ.
00:20:45Fucking rats.
00:20:53Good night, sweet prince.
00:20:55Poorчас.
00:20:58What?
00:20:59...
00:21:00What?
00:21:00...
00:21:11...
00:21:20...
00:21:21...
00:21:26Hey, the entrance for the club's out front, pal.
00:21:34Excuse me.
00:21:35You all right?
00:21:39Miss, I'm talking to you.
00:21:40Ma'am, madam, your ladyship, sweetheart.
00:21:43You okay?
00:21:48All right.
00:21:50Live your life.
00:21:52I don't fucking hate Brooklyn.
00:21:58That's why I hate them in favor, sir, people.
00:22:00It takes all the fucking money.
00:22:11Simone, say, alliancé knows Cartier.
00:22:15Aren't you a sight that makes my eyes sore?
00:22:18Chinsy timing.
00:22:19You don't look a day over 50 pounds overweight.
00:22:29Get in here.
00:22:31All right.
00:22:31Oh, honey.
00:22:33Oh, my God.
00:22:33Now get me out of this peep dress.
00:22:35I'm practically pre-diabetic.
00:22:37Hot.
00:22:38Is everyone hot?
00:22:39Okay, great.
00:22:40Oh, there's a sign.
00:22:42There's a sign.
00:22:49So, Miss Anse Anse bitch who's in my seat.
00:22:56What's your tea?
00:22:57You were starting to rise and then suddenly fell off the face of the earth?
00:23:01Spanish?
00:23:03Went poop?
00:23:04Shut your damn bus, boy.
00:23:06Who raised you?
00:23:06Look, all I'm saying is, Sam Anse, a fan favorite, no show at Yumfest.
00:23:11Like, it's the first hit when I Google you, so.
00:23:15What's your name again?
00:23:20Miss Clemschus.
00:23:22It's a pleasure.
00:23:24Oh.
00:23:25I've heard of you.
00:23:27Okay.
00:23:28Don't be jealous, Miss Bitch.
00:23:31It's very unbecoming.
00:23:34Okay.
00:23:36Next act, ready in five.
00:23:38Thank you, five.
00:23:39Yo, I'm third, right, Captain Kells?
00:23:41Because I am not going nuts, okay?
00:23:43Why are you walking away from me?
00:23:45You can't hear me.
00:23:45I'm speaking at loud volume, bitch.
00:23:48Oh.
00:23:50And you?
00:23:52Didn't anyone teach you to call your mother?
00:23:54I, no.
00:23:55I'm sorry.
00:23:56I've just been in my head a lot lately.
00:24:00Tell me what happened that night.
00:24:02I was backstage.
00:24:04I heard the people chanting my name.
00:24:06My demons got a little loud.
00:24:08I dipped.
00:24:10So I got the door.
00:24:11You balked.
00:24:12It happens.
00:24:14Dre was pissed.
00:24:15She told you.
00:24:17Full volume, pacing.
00:24:19Now you just gotta get back up on that stage.
00:24:20There's nothing to be afraid of.
00:24:22I've never had stage fright.
00:24:24Never.
00:24:24Not even when I was a kid.
00:24:26Not until that night, and they wanted me.
00:24:28They were hungry for me, and I just couldn't.
00:24:31Hey, hey.
00:24:32Drag is not life or death.
00:24:35It's fun.
00:24:37Come on.
00:24:38What do you say you and me, we go back out there?
00:24:41We kill it.
00:24:43Huh?
00:24:44Let's have some fun.
00:24:48Someone say is in the house.
00:24:49Y'all.
00:24:50Someone say is in the house.
00:24:52Someone say is in the house.
00:24:53Uh-uh.
00:24:54Someone say is in the house.
00:24:55I don't see him.
00:24:57Someone say is in the house.
00:24:58Hey.
00:25:15Y'all.
00:25:15I'm gonna kill myself.
00:25:17Babe, you can buy verification.
00:25:19Yeah, but I want to get it natural,
00:25:20like my ass and tits, okay?
00:25:21My sister, Bran Dambo for luge coin,
00:25:23me working my skinny little natural ass off for nothing.
00:25:26Thiago hates me.
00:25:27Sucks, babe, you're way older than your hot sister.
00:25:30I know, okay.
00:25:31So, first I'm gonna do a pouty face,
00:25:33then you're gonna kiss my neck,
00:25:35then I'm gonna flash you,
00:25:37and then you're gonna, like,
00:25:38do a little gasp emoji sort of thing.
00:25:41I feel like that'll be cute.
00:25:42Okay, ready?
00:25:43Kissy.
00:25:46No!
00:25:47No!
00:25:47No!
00:25:49No!
00:25:50No!
00:25:52I'm just on my mind.
00:25:54I'm freaking, I'm freaking all night.
00:25:56I'm always on but crying.
00:25:58Look at me, look at me now.
00:26:00Bitches, I gotta drink.
00:26:01Fuck it, I got on a bike.
00:26:03Tomorrow I gotta earn.
00:26:05Bitches like you never learned.
00:26:07Dropping that top.
00:26:09I'm coming to you up.
00:26:11I'll get you my coat.
00:26:13I flex in the clothes.
00:26:15To go man!
00:26:16I'll get you my coat.
00:26:19Wake it up!
00:26:19You lead me up!
00:26:20Don't register!
00:26:3710
00:26:37I'm gonna check out your eyes.
00:26:38Nothing you have to.
00:26:56Ah!
00:26:58Hey, baby.
00:27:01You okay?
00:27:02You okay?
00:27:03Oh my god.
00:27:05It's so...
00:27:06No. Fine. So pretty. You need a little inspiration? Okay. That's all folks.
00:27:48Really freaky shit happening in Manhattan. Joey, what's it looking like out there?
00:27:52No, Joey! Hi, Joey! Get the fuck off of me!
00:27:57Why is it, you Jesus?
00:27:58Ow!
00:28:22Shit, girl. Get it together.
00:28:25I'll have what she was having.
00:28:50I still am single if you want to come try, Jimmy.
00:28:53Jimmy, Jimmy, it's not right, okay? We got a problem. Somebody out there just...
00:28:56Ah! Bitch! Shit!
00:29:00Wait, get that out! Hey!
00:29:05Hey! Everybody get back!
00:29:10Oh my god!
00:29:12What the fuck?
00:29:12Oh my god!
00:29:18Oh my god!
00:29:23Oh my god!
00:29:24Oh my god!
00:29:25Oh my god!
00:29:25Oh my god!
00:29:25Go, go, go, go, go!
00:29:30That was unintended.
00:29:32Oh my god!
00:29:34Oh my god!
00:29:36Oh my god!
00:29:37What the fuck is going on out there?
00:29:39Kelsey, he stood on the bar!
00:29:41Andrew, and then...
00:29:42What the fuck is happening in this bar right now?
00:29:44All right, all right.
00:29:45There's fucking blood everywhere!
00:29:46All right, all right, Nana.
00:29:47Come on. You'll be all right. Let's go.
00:29:50Whatever's out there, it's not that bad. Come on.
00:29:51Oh my god!
00:29:53First aid kit!
00:29:55We gotta secure the premises!
00:29:56No!
00:29:57Barry, you are in that case.
00:29:58Calling an ambulance.
00:30:09Holy fuck.
00:30:11Who had an act?
00:30:15What, is this a prom?
00:30:16I'm screaming. That is it.
00:30:18Okay, um...
00:30:20I need duct tape and capizios.
00:30:21Jimmy, I need vodka and a clean rag.
00:30:23And I mean clean.
00:30:24My station? I don't know.
00:30:25You remember me. I'm Sam, okay?
00:30:27We're gonna be fine, right?
00:30:28I'm here.
00:30:28Right, okay? Just breathe the wind.
00:30:30It's right.
00:30:31It's right.
00:30:31It's right.
00:30:32We gotta close this fucking door!
00:30:34Kelsey, tell me something special about you.
00:30:37I'm captain of the Gen Z float.
00:30:40Oh, hell.
00:30:41For pride.
00:30:42All right, I am captain, okay.
00:30:44Hey, girl.
00:30:45How's your crew?
00:30:45I don't know. What you gonna do with that?
00:30:47The builders are...
00:30:49Incredible.
00:30:50They're...
00:30:51They're geniuses, but...
00:30:52The talent has been non-stop.
00:30:55You followed me, okay?
00:30:57It is non-stop, baby.
00:30:58I am non-stop, bitch.
00:30:59I swear to God, there's something very bad happening out there.
00:31:01You threw an axe at my intern, you ass.
00:31:03I know. I'm sorry.
00:31:04It was an accident, sweetheart.
00:31:05Can you just call Izzy, please?
00:31:06This does not feel good.
00:31:07You just say you're the talent.
00:31:08The talent?
00:31:09Uh-huh.
00:31:09Well, it's been non-stop drama.
00:31:11Especially me.
00:31:20Honey, you want a drink?
00:31:22That looks rough.
00:31:23Can somebody please call 911?
00:31:25I keep getting a busy signal.
00:31:27What?
00:31:29What the hell?
00:31:30Oh, shit.
00:31:31It's an emergency alert.
00:31:33Multiple aggravated assaults.
00:31:36All five burrows.
00:31:37There's no motive established.
00:31:39Shelter in place?
00:31:45I'm not trying to stay here with y'all.
00:31:50If you just don't even know.
00:31:52Shelter in place?
00:31:57Okay.
00:31:58Oh, you're not gonna...
00:32:01Oh, God.
00:32:03Girl.
00:32:04Calm down.
00:32:05I would give you a drink, but...
00:32:06Stop.
00:32:07I'm pregnant.
00:32:09Like, on purpose?
00:32:11Oh.
00:32:12Sorry.
00:32:17Something very bad is going on.
00:32:22Andrea, I'm telling you.
00:32:23That thing was not human.
00:32:25You do not call me that.
00:32:27That was not fucking human!
00:32:28It didn't look right to me, Dre.
00:32:29No.
00:32:30It was clawing at people.
00:32:31It bit that little dancer kid.
00:32:33That's why I threw the axe.
00:32:34You think I'm fucking crazy?
00:32:35Yeah.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37I had a face like, uh...
00:32:39Like a corpse?
00:32:41Yeah.
00:32:42Or like an alien or something.
00:32:44Maybe it was a lizard person.
00:32:45I read about them.
00:32:46Oh, my God.
00:32:47This is a nightclub.
00:32:49Someone gets out of hand, you deal with it.
00:32:51Like a normal person.
00:32:53That's not what it looked like, Dre.
00:32:54Disco lights?
00:32:56Uh...
00:32:56Dark dance floor?
00:32:57Fucking fog machines?
00:32:58None of you know what you saw.
00:33:00Looks like we're not the only ones who saw some shit.
00:33:02Yeah, my feet is wall-to-wall panic horn right now.
00:33:05Nothing, nothing.
00:33:10Let it go.
00:33:14See that?
00:33:18I got some chains behind the bar.
00:33:20Yes!
00:33:26Is that what I think it is?
00:33:27It's still legal in the city.
00:33:30Holy shit!
00:33:31No.
00:33:32No.
00:33:33Neither of you knows how to handle that.
00:33:34Put it down.
00:33:35Hey!
00:33:35I do.
00:33:36Oh, yeah?
00:33:37Yeah.
00:33:37Okay, show me.
00:33:39Why don't we follow protocol, okay?
00:33:41We all remember the basics.
00:33:43Shelter in place begins with cocktail hour.
00:33:47I wanna go home.
00:33:49Yeah, we're good here, Kelsey.
00:33:51Dre's right.
00:33:52You all should stay here and I should get back to the hospital.
00:33:54...that a young woman attempted to...
00:33:56Bye!
00:33:57Enchante!
00:33:58Gnaw my effing head off on an effing V train.
00:34:01This harrowing account.
00:34:02And...
00:34:04And now we're going live to the mayor...
00:34:06Y'all, y'all, y'all!
00:34:07It's the mayor.
00:34:09Oh!
00:34:10Are we doing this?
00:34:11Okay.
00:34:12Ah, terrific.
00:34:12This guy.
00:34:13My fellow New Yorkers.
00:34:15Nobody, nobody needs to be outside right now except essential workers.
00:34:20You know, NYPD, Con Ed, the pizza guy.
00:34:23Mayor, we're getting reports that sound like something out of a horror movie.
00:34:27Um, alright, alright, alright.
00:34:29Oh, cool.
00:34:29We've all heard the rumors, but let me be perfectly clear.
00:34:32This is not a George Romero movie.
00:34:34There is no such thing as a zombie.
00:34:37Okay?
00:34:38Told you.
00:34:39So, just shelter in place.
00:34:41Stay calm.
00:34:42It's Mark's kind of may-may!
00:34:47Look, this will all blow over, alright?
00:34:49Stay strong, New York.
00:34:50Strongly-
00:34:52Well, that was the mayor joining us from...
00:34:55Oh, God!
00:34:56Would I stop doing this?
00:34:57Or, like, pass some of those surging hormones on to me?
00:35:00I wish.
00:35:02You take anything?
00:35:03Uh, yeah.
00:35:04I have an estrogen guy.
00:35:05Okay?
00:35:05Or at least he tells me it's estrogen.
00:35:08You know, you could get a script and not just a guy.
00:35:11Oh, yeah.
00:35:11Like, I could go to a hospital, like this hospital.
00:35:13Like, where everybody fucking deadnames me and pokes me and prods me.
00:35:18I am not interested.
00:35:20Attention all staff and patients before the cafeteria.
00:35:24I repeat.
00:35:24If you are able, report to the cafeteria.
00:35:30Fuck that.
00:35:31We're getting out of here.
00:35:32Thanks.
00:35:35Mr. Miller?
00:35:36You're awake?
00:35:37Is that an arm?
00:35:39Oh, my God!
00:35:40Oh, my God!
00:35:40Oh, my God!
00:35:42I don't know!
00:35:43I don't know!
00:35:44Oh, my God!
00:35:45Fuck you!
00:35:46Oh, my God!
00:35:51What the fuck?
00:35:53That was kinda sexy.
00:35:56Softball.
00:35:57Third base.
00:35:58College World Series.
00:36:00Come on.
00:36:00Let's go.
00:36:01Oh, my God.
00:36:02I'm running with a job.
00:36:03My father would be so proud!
00:36:16Alright.
00:36:18We're getting out of here.
00:36:26I'm beter.
00:36:28Alright!
00:36:28I'm not będ.
00:36:28True.
00:36:30There was lots of mingles, we are up-
00:36:34Oh, yeah!
00:36:35We are going to stay here and let whatever's happening out there lay itself out...
00:36:40Nico, Ginzy, I need you to gather supplies, water, anything edible you can find, please and thank you.
00:36:46Barry, why don't you secure the premises or whatever?
00:36:51Yeah, I did.
00:36:52Hey, who put you in charge? Barry, how about you and me go secure the premises?
00:36:56That's a good idea, yeah.
00:36:58Okay, okay, but leave the front door loose. Lizzie could be here any minute.
00:37:01I got you.
00:37:02Sam, you got Kelsey?
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:05Hi, Captain Dre, but first I'm gonna go powder my nose.
00:37:08Bits, really?
00:37:09What? The free drinks go right through me.
00:37:12Mm-hmm.
00:37:14So everybody knows what they're doing, right?
00:37:16Oh!
00:37:17Well, there you are.
00:37:19Holy shit, it's one of those things. Get back!
00:37:21No, Barry, no, it's just one of our dancers. Names, uh...
00:37:24Jax?
00:37:26Look at him!
00:37:26They party together, sometimes.
00:37:28What the fuck is wrong with him?
00:37:30Oh, whoa, well, they look fine.
00:37:33What do they take?
00:37:34Well, Xanny's for sure, but I don't know what else.
00:37:36They party, like, a lot. Oh, my God.
00:37:38Jax?
00:37:39No, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that.
00:37:41Jax?
00:37:42Jax, I'm Sam.
00:37:43Do you know who you are?
00:37:48Oh, shit!
00:37:49Um, no meth? No LSD?
00:37:51Um, no, honey, I am not that wretched.
00:37:53I'm gonna smoke this smoking thing!
00:37:55Holy fuck!
00:37:55No, stop! They're my friends!
00:37:57No, you're not your friend anymore.
00:37:58We gotta put it down!
00:37:59No, Barry, that's crazy. Sam, tell him!
00:38:02I don't know, Drea, I ain't never seen no shit like this.
00:38:04Fuck, you look good at him! We gotta do it!
00:38:05What, what, what, what, what the Mangers say?
00:38:07What the Mangers?
00:38:12Look, they're just on something.
00:38:14No, I'm with Barry.
00:38:15Of course you are.
00:38:15Okay, my cousin who's a firefighter posted
00:38:17what to do when you encounter aggressive or non-verbal behavior.
00:38:21Okay, and what did it say?
00:38:24Do you really want to know?
00:38:25Yes!
00:38:27Destroy the brain.
00:38:29Hashtag decapitate.
00:38:30Hashtag headshot.
00:38:31Hashtag infailment.
00:38:33Shit!
00:38:34Shoot him the fucking hell!
00:38:35Jimmy, stop!
00:38:36Drea, this is my part.
00:38:38Yeah, but this is my part and my talent
00:38:40and we're not fucking killing anybody!
00:38:42Can't we at least kick him out?
00:38:44Hello, Drea, the go-go cage!
00:38:46Okay, great idea!
00:38:47Shoot him the cage!
00:38:48Yeah, yeah!
00:38:49Watch out, Drea!
00:38:51Push him back!
00:38:53Oh my lord!
00:38:55What the fuck is this thing?
00:38:58Hey, look at me, go your friend!
00:39:00Push his fucking ass!
00:39:01Daxi, Daxi, you want the drugs?
00:39:03Oh my god!
00:39:04Yeah, come get a pill, baby!
00:39:06Oh my god!
00:39:07Come get a pill, baby!
00:39:09Come on, boy!
00:39:10Come get some drugs!
00:39:11Get in the fucking ass!
00:39:13Girl, get your ass!
00:39:14Lock the door!
00:39:16Get that door locked!
00:39:17Go, go!
00:39:19Oh shit!
00:39:20Get it!
00:39:27Good job!
00:39:29What the fuck, bitch?
00:39:35You believe me now?
00:39:40What's that sound?
00:39:41Is that another emergency thingy?
00:39:42No, it's just skins.
00:39:44Kinda like Grindr.
00:39:45Wait, wait, I'm sorry.
00:39:46What was the name of it?
00:39:47It's an invite-only thing.
00:39:48But it's not that I'm single, I'm looking for-
00:39:50Gym rats and twinks only, Nana.
00:39:52Sorry.
00:39:53I know, such injustice, right?
00:39:55The world's going to hell and you're thinking about getting some?
00:39:58Apocalypse, sex is hot.
00:40:00Easy on the medicine, boo.
00:40:02Mmm, and America's Next Top Bottom here is only 30 feet away.
00:40:0525 feet?
00:40:06What?
00:40:0620?
00:40:07Oh shit, y'all, they go to the back.
00:40:08Wait, wait, wait!
00:40:10Here, take this, I'm gonna make sure the front's closed.
00:40:12Alright, be careful.
00:40:13Hey, wait for me!
00:40:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:40:16Don't put any weight on it, okay?
00:40:18You stay here, we're safe.
00:40:20Okay.
00:40:20We'll be back.
00:40:21Be fine.
00:40:22Don't worry about me.
00:40:22I'll be totally fine.
00:40:25I'll be fine over here.
00:40:39Oh God, who am I?
00:40:40I just order those things, I'm gonna shoot.
00:40:42Wait!
00:40:43Ew, no!
00:40:44Don't shoot!
00:40:45God!
00:40:46Oh my God, it's her!
00:40:48Looky, looky when the raptor dragged in.
00:40:52Oh, fun.
00:40:53It's the sea witch.
00:40:54You know what, champ?
00:40:55Go ahead and shoot.
00:40:56Yeah...
00:40:57And look at that.
00:40:57No!
00:40:59Come on in, Yasmin.
00:41:14Why do you think we should help you after you hung us out to dry tonight?
00:41:18Oh, shut up, Jincy! I know you put a hex on my podcast.
00:41:22Wait! Who's that?
00:41:24Simone say?
00:41:26As usual, you don't finish anything. You're not even getting dressed.
00:41:31This is ludicrous!
00:41:33Hello?
00:41:34You could have got us killed coming through the window. What is this?
00:41:38Oh my God!
00:41:41Oh my God!
00:41:43Jimmy!
00:41:43Jimmy!
00:41:44Jimmy!
00:41:46Jimmy!
00:41:48Jimmy!
00:41:49Oh my God!
00:41:49Oh my God!
00:41:53Jimmy!
00:41:54Jimmy!
00:41:54Oh my God!
00:41:55Oh my God!
00:41:57Oh!
00:41:58Jimmy, you all right?
00:42:00Jimmy?
00:42:01What the fuck?
00:42:01Jimmy?
00:42:07Sam do something!
00:42:08I
00:42:39Oh
00:43:08What the fuck was that?
00:43:10Oops!
00:43:11I was chased
00:43:19I'm fine, I'm just fine sitting by myself in my room and under my mouth
00:43:23It was gonna be okay in my room
00:43:27Dray!
00:43:29Dray!
00:43:30Dray!
00:43:31Help me!
00:43:32Oh my god
00:43:33Oh my god
00:43:33Oh Jimmy
00:43:39The door, the door!
00:43:42What the hell?
00:43:50Well, you all look healthy enough
00:43:52Greetings
00:43:53We're here for Kelsey
00:43:55Help me!
00:43:56Sweet angel
00:43:58Are you hurt?
00:44:00Yeah
00:44:00Is that a bite?
00:44:01Damn it!
00:44:02Chicken fish
00:44:03Could not be a bite
00:44:05Do you hear me?
00:44:06Do you hear me?
00:44:06No
00:44:07No, nobody touched her
00:44:09It was the
00:44:09I got an axe wound
00:44:10Alright, quit bragging
00:44:12What?
00:44:14Who attempted to fell this precious woman?
00:44:18That one
00:44:24Fuck lady!
00:44:25Jesus
00:44:26Punch me in the face!
00:44:27What the fuck do you do that for?
00:44:29Who is this?
00:44:29What is this person?
00:44:30Piper Callahan
00:44:32Piper Callahan
00:44:32Esquire
00:44:33Oh, that's firm
00:44:34My crew calls me Pops
00:44:37Hi
00:44:38My girlfriend
00:44:40Fiance
00:44:44Right?
00:44:46Fiance
00:44:47Oh
00:44:48Oh
00:44:49Okay
00:44:49I need a drink
00:44:50Too much
00:44:51Yes
00:44:54Manhattan is under siege
00:44:56It's only a matter of time until we're surrounded
00:44:58We gotta make a move
00:44:59And where do you plan on going?
00:45:02Queens
00:45:03Ew
00:45:04God
00:45:04We got a boat to catch
00:45:06The ferry?
00:45:08How the hell did you get a ferry?
00:45:09It's a co-op
00:45:11Shocker
00:45:11Hey Twinkle Toes
00:45:13I don't need your running commentary
00:45:15The boat leaves at dawn
00:45:17Whether we're on it or not
00:45:20Okay
00:45:20But like how do we get to the boat?
00:45:22I don't think you get it party monster
00:45:25Women, envy, and family only
00:45:29Um
00:45:33That's all of us
00:45:34I don't think so
00:45:36Certainly not this one
00:45:38What the fuck did I do?
00:45:40Weirdly he is family
00:45:41And no we're staying here
00:45:43We have some other people that might show up
00:45:45Yeah
00:45:46That's good enough reason to leave right there
00:45:48No my wife for one
00:45:49She's coming
00:45:50She's probably dead
00:45:52What the?
00:45:53Shut your mouthy bag of hair
00:45:54What?
00:45:55It's true
00:45:55It's just crazy
00:45:57Lizzie's gonna get here
00:45:58I have hope
00:45:59Yeah you're goddamn right she is
00:46:00I don't hang a lot on hope
00:46:01I like to make a plan and execute it
00:46:04That's how I made partner at 34
00:46:06Oh
00:46:07I don't dance around for decades
00:46:09Hoping for the best
00:46:10Happy
00:46:11So not chill
00:46:13Sweetheart
00:46:13It's time to go
00:46:14Oh my god
00:46:16Oh my god
00:46:17Oh my god
00:46:17Oh my god
00:46:18Oh my god
00:46:19Oh my god
00:46:20Oh my god
00:46:20Don't fight in stores for these fucking days
00:46:23I mean you don't bring me joy
00:46:25Fuck what's wrong with you
00:46:26You don't know how to use it
00:46:27I'm done with it
00:46:28Fuck it
00:46:28You might want to look away
00:46:30Why?
00:46:34Oh
00:46:34Oh
00:46:36Oh
00:46:38Holy
00:46:39Oh
00:46:40Oh
00:46:41Oh
00:46:41Oh
00:46:45Oh, that's the only thing I've ever seen!
00:46:48Stop it!
00:46:58Oh, look, that was clean.
00:47:00Yeah, you ate that.
00:47:02I need a drill.
00:47:06Hey, you okay?
00:47:07Yeah, yeah, it's a little dance entry.
00:47:09Almost there.
00:47:10We just gotta get to Barbara.
00:47:12Is Barbara your wife?
00:47:13No, Barbara's my Impala.
00:47:16Not a super real.
00:47:17Nice.
00:47:24What's your status, soldier?
00:47:25Deep bite.
00:47:26Definitely broke the skin.
00:47:28You gotta do it, Pops.
00:47:30You gotta use me.
00:47:31What?
00:47:33But not the drill, man.
00:47:35Copy.
00:47:38But wait, can't we just wait and see?
00:47:40She got bit.
00:47:41She's probably infected.
00:47:42Possibly infected.
00:47:43And it's they.
00:47:44I can turn any moment.
00:47:45I gotta do it.
00:47:48Dr. Sandra, I always loved her.
00:47:51Oh, God, no.
00:47:53I better.
00:47:54Can we be reasonable about this?
00:47:59All right.
00:48:00No rule.
00:48:01No preemptive stuff.
00:48:04You're with us until you're not.
00:48:06Understood?
00:48:08Because...
00:48:08Because shit's bad as it is already.
00:48:11Right.
00:48:12That's what I said.
00:48:13Why is everyone mad at me?
00:48:14Two of the four of us are compromised.
00:48:17So I need some time to think.
00:48:22Just clean that up and shut that fucking door.
00:48:25Yeah, I'll go secure the premises.
00:48:30Oh, God.
00:48:32That was a lot.
00:48:35I'm sweating.
00:48:40Come on, Lizzie.
00:48:46Bye.
00:48:47Bye.
00:49:16I'll be back.
00:49:37Dre, you all right?
00:49:43Can you help me?
00:50:06Jax?
00:50:09Jax, come on, I know you're still in there.
00:50:17Oh, Jax.
00:50:19Oh, Jax.
00:50:51Come on, girl.
00:50:52Say something.
00:51:08I'm sorry.
00:51:12Go to bed, girl.
00:51:16Oh, sir.
00:51:19Just one more step.
00:51:24Oh, fucking Jimmy.
00:51:30You have a beautiful voice, Sam.
00:51:34It's nice to get a compliment from you.
00:51:36For once.
00:51:38Compliments you all the time.
00:51:40Used to.
00:51:42It's been a beat.
00:51:44Yeah, Will, you used to show up and kill it every night.
00:51:46It's been a while since I've seen that, too.
00:51:48No, we're not about to do that.
00:51:49Not right now.
00:51:50Just be honest.
00:51:51You were gonna flake on us again, weren't you?
00:51:56Mm-hmm.
00:51:58You know the last time you did I had to refund everyone's tickets?
00:52:00It was like $9,000.
00:52:02Why is it always about money?
00:52:03Wait, how much was it?
00:52:06$9,730.
00:52:08It was my first sellout.
00:52:12I needed my friend that night.
00:52:16Yeah.
00:52:18Well, what I needed from you was to show up and kill it like you'd done a million times before.
00:52:26You're almost finally the hottest party in town.
00:52:28Finally getting to do it.
00:52:30But you threw it all away for some clock puncher gig Lizzy got you?
00:52:33Come on.
00:52:34Chapters change.
00:52:36Clearly.
00:52:40Clearly.
00:52:45Did you even want me here tonight?
00:52:47No, Sam.
00:52:49I didn't want you.
00:52:51I needed you.
00:52:54It's worse.
00:53:01Sam!
00:53:02Dre!
00:53:03What the hell is wrong with you, Nico?
00:53:05I know how we get into this boat.
00:53:08Bitch, what the hell y'all doing down here?
00:53:09Come on.
00:53:10Bring your ass.
00:53:13Um, hello.
00:53:14I know you heard me.
00:53:21Earlier tonight.
00:53:23The third photo.
00:53:25What?
00:53:26I'm a little shiny.
00:53:27It was hot.
00:53:28Okay?
00:53:28No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:53:30That's you with that thingy and a food truck.
00:53:34Look.
00:53:34It could fit all of us.
00:53:35Oh, yeah.
00:53:37Girl, how could you forget a food truck?
00:53:40Sweetie.
00:53:40Do I look like I eat well food?
00:53:46This is insane.
00:53:47Is it nearby?
00:53:49Yes.
00:53:49Not really.
00:53:50Two blocks.
00:53:52What the fuck?
00:53:53That is some grade A cyber stalking, twink.
00:53:56Cheers, coach.
00:53:58If you were to procure this conveyance.
00:54:01I can get you to the waterfront.
00:54:03But I can't guarantee that you're gonna get on the ferry.
00:54:06Y'all, let's fucking go.
00:54:08Oh, I'm getting on that ferry.
00:54:11From the canal road, we head north a few blocks.
00:54:14But that's west.
00:54:15No, no, that's north, honey.
00:54:17West, you see no cow.
00:54:18No, it's north.
00:54:19Looks west to me because, see, if you go here.
00:54:21I got y'all.
00:54:22Y'all.
00:54:26The subway map is tilted.
00:54:29What the fuck are you talking about the map?
00:54:31What the fuck are you talking about the map?
00:54:33This is not no way.
00:54:34What?
00:54:35It's a solid route.
00:54:38So who's going?
00:54:39Well, as assets, I have three electric scooters.
00:54:43But I'm staying here with my girl.
00:54:45I mean, this kid says he knows the area, so.
00:54:47Oh, yeah, I'll go for sure.
00:54:49Jamali is fucked.
00:54:50Yeah.
00:54:51I'll go.
00:54:53Damn.
00:54:54Really?
00:54:55All right.
00:54:57So then who's the third?
00:54:58I gotta have that.
00:55:00I'm not good at anything.
00:55:01I can take care of it, you know.
00:55:02And Lizzie's coming, so.
00:55:03I think I should probably at least change my outfit for one.
00:55:07So we gotta take care of it.
00:55:08So we have to do that.
00:55:11One.
00:55:12Three.
00:55:14Two.
00:55:14Whoa.
00:55:16Shit.
00:55:17Hey.
00:55:18That leaves you all here with, like, you know, no men.
00:55:21Oh, my God.
00:55:22Honey, the lipstick has spoken.
00:55:24Fuck.
00:55:24Things are getting dicey out there.
00:55:26Not just hostiles.
00:55:27Cops, too.
00:55:29Yeah.
00:55:29They're fucking with everybody.
00:55:32Except first responders.
00:55:34You gotta look the part.
00:55:37Oh, my God.
00:55:40You know what this means.
00:55:41A fucking makeover.
00:55:43Yeah!
00:55:44And look at me all locked and loaded and whatnot.
00:55:52All right, now.
00:55:53You know what this means.
00:55:54I love you.
00:55:58How is this?
00:55:59Why were you good doing it?
00:56:00We're about to change your life.
00:56:02Oh!
00:56:03No.
00:56:08Yeah!
00:56:10There we go!
00:56:12Just giving that?
00:56:12Yeah!
00:56:13Okay.
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:19Like this.
00:56:21It could be huge.
00:56:23Right.
00:56:24Hold on tight, mama's about to work.
00:56:28Let's roll tight now.
00:56:33You look like you could be a member of Nils.
00:56:35Get that out of here!
00:56:37Okay, let's try this.
00:56:38High, lighter, yellow.
00:56:39This is good.
00:56:39I mean, she'll stand out in the crowd.
00:56:40It's a say something moment.
00:56:42Yeah.
00:56:42What is this now?
00:56:43Way back.
00:56:43A little bit, yeah.
00:56:45Mama made me mess with you.
00:56:46You're going to look good doing it, Barry.
00:56:49Okay, let's see.
00:56:51Stripper Firefighter,
00:56:53Bob the Bedazzler,
00:56:55and
00:56:58Super Mario at the Cock on 2nd Avenue.
00:57:02You look like the Essential Village people.
00:57:05Sometimes it does take an essential village.
00:57:09What the hell are you doing?
00:57:11My mind's made up.
00:57:13Mama's coming with you.
00:57:14You are not going out there.
00:57:16Big Bear was right.
00:57:20This is woman's work.
00:57:21What are you talking about?
00:57:22I'm all ready to go.
00:57:23Hush up, honey.
00:57:24I'm ready to go.
00:57:26Your princess is in another castle.
00:57:29I'm scared shitless.
00:57:31But the hardest part is showing up.
00:57:34I'm here with you, Sam.
00:57:36Just hurry.
00:57:37If you're not back in time,
00:57:39we're heading out on foot.
00:57:40And I can't walk.
00:57:42Goodnight, Kelsey.
00:57:46Pay my bartend.
00:57:49Hey,
00:57:49just
00:57:50come back in one piece, okay?
00:57:55Hey.
00:57:57Be careful out there.
00:57:59Period.
00:58:02Period.
00:58:04I like that.
00:58:12Oh, my God.
00:58:15The cane while they hit refresh.
00:58:18When there's no reluctant hell, there's an F for that.
00:58:21Wow.
00:58:22That was heat.
00:58:24All right, bitches.
00:58:24Come on in.
00:58:25Hey.
00:58:26Oh, my God.
00:58:28I love your jacket.
00:58:29I hope you am.
00:58:30Oh, my God.
00:58:31Girl, this is like the most fucked up TikTok I've ever seen.
00:58:34Keep going.
00:58:35Why does he look like that?
00:58:37You bitch, wait up.
00:58:38Sam, hurry.
00:58:39I'm coming.
00:58:39I'm coming.
00:58:40What the hell is happening?
00:58:42Oh, my God.
00:58:43Excuse me.
00:58:43You smell that?
00:58:44Oh, my God.
00:58:48Oh, my God.
00:58:52Hold on a second, y'all.
00:58:53This is nice.
00:58:55Okay, let's give it a budget, y'all.
00:58:57See, that's what I'm talking about.
00:58:59My girl asked me nowhere to go.
00:59:00Nah.
00:59:02They designed all this stuff to look all chic and shiny on a little screen, but it's just...
00:59:05Oh, fake.
00:59:06Like lipstick on a pig.
00:59:08Okay, but y'all, they got Harvey Bowls.
00:59:10Oh, throw me wine.
00:59:11Top tier gummy.
00:59:14You got it, girl.
00:59:17What a waste of mints.
00:59:19Okay, bitches.
00:59:19Who can drive?
00:59:20Oh, right here.
00:59:22Here.
00:59:24I got this.
00:59:24I'm gonna be honest.
00:59:25I don't know what to do with all this, but I'm gonna eat it because I'm hungry.
00:59:29Is it a dick, Tony?
00:59:30It's a...
00:59:30And this is a clitoris.
00:59:31That one's good.
00:59:33Go, like, right...
00:59:34Hey!
00:59:35Not so fast.
00:59:36Yeah, what yous up to?
00:59:37Hey, easy, easy, bro.
00:59:39We're first responders.
00:59:41Is that right?
00:59:43It seems to me like yous are up to something.
00:59:45Oh, shit.
00:59:46Nah, bro.
00:59:47We gotta go downtown.
00:59:49Just got called up by the station.
00:59:51Court Street.
00:59:52ASAP.
00:59:53Me.
00:59:54Okay.
00:59:55Why don't you give me the keys?
00:59:56Don't.
00:59:57Give him the keys.
00:59:59Now!
00:59:59Now!
01:00:00Now!
01:00:00Okay, okay.
01:00:00Here!
01:00:01Here!
01:00:04Now, there's just one more thing.
01:00:06You have the right to remain...
01:00:08FUNSHOT!
01:00:11All night and hours!
01:00:12All night and hours!
01:00:13All night and hours!
01:00:14Because we don't shelter in places.
01:00:16No, no, no.
01:00:16We shelter...
01:00:17In the place!
01:00:18Ah!
01:00:20Oh, oh, it's the photo!
01:00:20Like the photo!
01:00:21Are you fucking kidding me?
01:00:22Whoa, okay.
01:00:23It's rude.
01:00:25I saw somebody die tonight and probably more on their way and you're just fucking out here
01:00:28pranking?
01:00:29No, no, no.
01:00:31Slutty Margaret Thatcher is right.
01:00:34This is an emergency.
01:00:36And we should take emergencies so, so seriously.
01:00:39Like an emergency.
01:00:44Don't forget to like and share, huh?
01:00:47I love you!
01:00:48I pull in love so quickly.
01:00:54Those fuckers.
01:00:58Those fuckers.
01:00:59Are y'all deadass not even about to mention how you just tossed away our best chance of survival?
01:01:05Look, I think the best thing we can do is go back to Yum and then we can do a
01:01:08plan B.
01:01:09I'm not going back with y'all.
01:01:11Man, y'all don't give a fuck about me.
01:01:14You just see me as some drug dealer street rat from Bushwick.
01:01:17Niko, nobody thinks that.
01:01:19Man, you don't treat me like no real queen.
01:01:22Y'all won't even...
01:01:25What?
01:01:26Y'all won't even call me scrumptious.
01:01:31Fine.
01:01:33Scrumptious.
01:01:34Let's go home to our friends.
01:01:38My only friend here is dead.
01:01:44Niko!
01:01:46Niko!
01:01:52Niko!
01:01:53Does anyone have a ring light?
01:01:55I don't.
01:01:59Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:02:01Come on.
01:02:01Really?
01:02:02It was me.
01:02:02It wasn't me.
01:02:06What the fuck are we going for?
01:02:08You know, uh, Elsie mentioned that she was engaged.
01:02:12You're, um, not exactly what I was picturing.
01:02:16Well, you're exactly what I was picturing.
01:02:18Oh, yeah?
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:20Soft butch.
01:02:21Shy smile.
01:02:23Charming.
01:02:24Exploitative.
01:02:25It's what?
01:02:26Oh!
01:02:26Did you hear that?
01:02:28Oh, fuck!
01:02:29Oh, my God!
01:02:35Nice shot.
01:02:36Golf team.
01:02:37Division one.
01:02:38That's how I paid for Berkeley.
01:02:40Nice.
01:02:40That's pretty hot.
01:02:41Good backswing and everything.
01:02:45What are you, like 35 and still promoting parties?
01:02:47Yeah, well, I guess I'm not one for the rat race.
01:02:50You mean, like, a real job, Flake?
01:02:51What the fuck?
01:02:52Hey, Dre's pretty tough, actually.
01:02:54Yeah, I said Flake, not Snowflake, you moron.
01:02:56He's here.
01:02:56All right, I see that.
01:02:58I mean, I'm sure she could scrap,
01:02:59but could she handle a 401k or a disaster plan?
01:03:03Nope.
01:03:03And I'm sure you're no better.
01:03:05Hey, you don't know me.
01:03:06I got three years' worth of MREs back at Staten Island.
01:03:09Yeah, fat lot of good that does you here.
01:03:12Yeah, well, fat lot of good your 401k does you.
01:03:15I was gonna get that.
01:03:15Yeah, okay.
01:03:16And, uh, what do you mean I'm exploitative or whatever?
01:03:19I would say opportunistic.
01:03:20That was the wrong word that I used.
01:03:21Hey, ladies!
01:03:22Okay, we don't got time for this.
01:03:23We got bigger problems.
01:03:24Everyone here is cool with me.
01:03:26Okay, let's just get along.
01:03:27You know what?
01:03:28We don't give a rat's ass about your approval.
01:03:30Guys like you have total contempt for us
01:03:32unless we're here saving your behind.
01:03:35What are you talking about?
01:03:36You're the one who will let me on your rescue boat.
01:03:38Yeah, we were doing pretty good until you barged in here,
01:03:41or should I say scooted in with your little pink outfit?
01:03:44Hey, yo, Dre!
01:03:45Come check this out.
01:03:46There's some good stuff down here.
01:03:47What are you doing?
01:03:48Look at this.
01:03:50Oh, shit.
01:03:51It's actually pretty good.
01:03:52Oh, fuck.
01:03:52That's not funny.
01:03:54Open the door.
01:03:56Oh, shit.
01:03:59Where are we going?
01:04:00No, I...
01:04:01I should know my way by now.
01:04:03I've been here so many times.
01:04:04I'm just...
01:04:06Wait, no.
01:04:06I'm sorry.
01:04:07I'm lost.
01:04:07I'm lost.
01:04:08I gotta...
01:04:08I gotta call Dre.
01:04:12I forgot my phone.
01:04:13What?
01:04:14I am always losing important shit.
01:04:16God.
01:04:17Okay, it's fine.
01:04:17It's fine.
01:04:18I have mine.
01:04:18I have mine.
01:04:19What's Dre's number?
01:04:21Oh, my God.
01:04:22I don't know.
01:04:23I don't know my own wife's number.
01:04:24I don't know my own wife's number in some kind of like weird apocalypse.
01:04:27How am I going to be a mom?
01:04:28I can't remember my phone.
01:04:30I can't remember my wife's number.
01:04:31Lizzie, Lizzie, what the fuck is that?
01:04:33Oh, my God.
01:04:36Oh, my God.
01:04:37It's a mom.
01:04:38Oh, my God.
01:04:39Lizzie, we have to go.
01:04:40We have to go.
01:04:40Drive, drive.
01:04:41It's holding a baby.
01:04:41It's holding a baby.
01:04:42I have to help.
01:04:42Lizzie, Lizzie.
01:04:43Helping whatever that is is not going to make you a better mom.
01:04:45But it will.
01:04:46It will not.
01:04:47Lizzie.
01:04:49What a stupid ass move.
01:04:50What are they thinking?
01:04:51They're going to get themselves killed.
01:04:54Lizzie, I don't think I should be going back there either.
01:04:56What?
01:04:57What are you talking about?
01:04:58Y'all don't need me.
01:05:00Dreyshar doesn't.
01:05:02What is it with you young ones?
01:05:04It's like you need a personal engraved invitation to say you belong.
01:05:09I need you.
01:05:11We need you.
01:05:14Samance brings us laughter and joy and-
01:05:17You keep talking about her.
01:05:19about Samance.
01:05:21I locked her up so long ago.
01:05:22I don't know if she exists anymore.
01:05:25Baby, she's-
01:05:26She's been here all along.
01:05:29She's like pouring through the cracks.
01:05:31She's like leaking out all over here, Sam.
01:05:34Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
01:05:36I've been bent.
01:05:37It is one of them.
01:05:38And I haven't bent in the butt.
01:05:39I haven't bent in the butt.
01:05:41I've been bent in the butt.
01:05:41Get some little holes.
01:05:42No.
01:05:42No.
01:05:44I'm bent.
01:05:45Damn.
01:05:47Holy juck.
01:05:48Get off my bitch.
01:05:49I'm ready to piss you bitch.
01:05:51Oh my god.
01:05:52Oh my god.
01:05:53Oh my god.
01:05:54Oh my god.
01:05:55Oh my god.
01:05:56Oh my god.
01:05:56Oh my god.
01:05:58You have 30 seconds.
01:05:59I will drive this car away.
01:06:00Okay.
01:06:00I will get it.
01:06:01Shit.
01:06:02Hi.
01:06:03Hi.
01:06:06No, I'm okay.
01:06:07I come in peace.
01:06:08Okay?
01:06:09I'm a nurse.
01:06:11I see that you're holding a baby.
01:06:14You can just hand me the baby.
01:06:16It'll be fine.
01:06:18Yes.
01:06:19Okay?
01:06:20Okay.
01:06:22Oh my god, what is that?
01:06:24Oh my god.
01:06:25That's not a baby.
01:06:26That's not a baby.
01:06:27What?
01:06:28Oh no.
01:06:29No, there's more.
01:06:30No, there's more.
01:06:31No, a more.
01:06:31Hi.
01:06:32What kind of door?
01:06:33Does it have a key?
01:06:34You know what?
01:06:34I'm not alone in here.
01:06:36What do you mean not alone?
01:06:36What do you mean?
01:06:37Who's in there?
01:06:37What are you talking about?
01:06:40I'm not afraid about these.
01:06:42Why do they look like that?
01:06:43Fucking rats.
01:06:44There's fucking puns in there.
01:06:45Don't let them bite you.
01:06:46Kick them off the power.
01:06:47Get on your back.
01:06:47Get on your back.
01:06:48Oh shit.
01:06:49Get on your fucking legs hot.
01:06:50I got you.
01:06:51I got you.
01:06:52I got you.
01:06:52I got you.
01:06:53Get it off.
01:06:53That's very bad.
01:06:55They are well dressed and hungry.
01:06:58Okay.
01:06:59Get us.
01:06:59Get us.
01:06:59Get us.
01:07:00Get us.
01:07:00Get us.
01:07:00Get us.
01:07:01Get us.
01:07:05We're going to get you out of there.
01:07:08No.
01:07:09There's too many.
01:07:10You're going to save yourself.
01:07:12We're not going to leave you.
01:07:13Yeah.
01:07:14Just get Kelsey.
01:07:16Just get Kelsey.
01:07:18You're fighting.
01:07:18We're not going to leave you.
01:07:19No.
01:07:20The password to the phone is...
01:07:23Don't do it.
01:07:24Don't do it.
01:07:25Don't do it.
01:07:26Let me out.
01:07:27Oh.
01:07:29Oh.
01:07:32Oh.
01:07:32Oh.
01:07:33Oh.
01:07:33Oh.
01:07:35Oh.
01:07:36That's bad.
01:07:37It's really fucking bad.
01:07:45Hey.
01:07:47She's gone.
01:07:48Okay.
01:07:49We gotta go.
01:07:50Labia.
01:07:51I don't know what that means, but...
01:07:53Remember that.
01:07:54Come on.
01:07:55We gotta get the fuck out of here.
01:07:59Kelsey.
01:08:02Come on.
01:08:04Come on.
01:08:05Hold up.
01:08:06Hold up.
01:08:06Hold up.
01:08:08Hold up.
01:08:10You okay?
01:08:10I'm okay.
01:08:10Are you okay?
01:08:11We're good.
01:08:12We're good.
01:08:13Oh my God.
01:08:15We're going to be fine.
01:08:16We're going to be just fine.
01:08:18Oh my God.
01:08:18Oh my God.
01:08:20Where did he go?
01:08:21Get out of here.
01:08:21I...
01:08:24God bless.
01:08:25The name of Justin.
01:08:26nosso meal.
01:08:27Oh my God, get over here.
01:08:31Holy shit.
01:08:32Oh my God, get out of here.
01:08:34Old shit.
01:08:36Oh my God.
01:08:37Oh my God, look at everything being awesome.
01:08:39Get off of here.
01:08:42Get out of here!
01:08:44Oh my God.
01:08:46Oh my God.
01:08:55Get up, Mama.
01:09:00I don't think I can.
01:09:06I finally landed my death drop.
01:09:09No, no, no, I'm gonna come down to get you.
01:09:11You just hold on, okay?
01:09:11No, Sam. Listen to me.
01:09:14Saman say it's not something you can build a wall around.
01:09:17Sam, I need you to know the world who you are.
01:09:28Please go.
01:09:29Just please.
01:09:30Sam, I need you to go.
01:09:31Please, please go.
01:09:33I cannot have you see.
01:09:35What happened to Sam?
01:09:36Please go, Sam.
01:09:39Please, please, please.
01:09:41I love you.
01:09:42Just go.
01:09:43Please go.
01:09:44Please go, Sam.
01:09:46No, no, any blood.
01:09:52Stop.
01:09:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:54No, no, no, no.
01:09:57Oh, no.
01:09:57Okay, so, just go.
01:09:59No, Brad, you too.
01:10:01No.
01:10:03So, everyone oh has noones problems,
01:10:07Micah.
01:10:07No, please, back.
01:10:09Anybody oh.
01:10:13Get the ego out.
01:10:39Mary, what's going on?
01:10:48Yeah, Piper's gone.
01:10:52What?
01:10:54What the hell happened? What do you mean she's gone?
01:10:56There was rats, there were so many of them, they were crawling up their legs, they fucking...
01:11:03She, uh...
01:11:04Biting people, and then she had a thing.
01:11:08Do you mean she's dead?
01:11:11Yeah.
01:11:18No.
01:11:22Poppy!
01:11:28No!
01:11:32No!
01:11:37No!
01:11:39No!
01:11:46No!
01:11:48No!
01:11:50No!
01:11:53No!
01:11:58No!
01:12:00No!
01:12:03No!
01:12:30Lizzy?
01:12:32Lizzy, hey!
01:12:33Hey!
01:12:35Yeah, that's what I can't.
01:12:37What is this?
01:12:49Oh my god!
01:12:50Look, look, look!
01:12:51Okay, here's the thing.
01:12:53We are close.
01:12:53I know we're close.
01:12:54And they are slow.
01:12:56I say we run for it.
01:12:57No, I will never make it.
01:12:59Oh my god, me.
01:13:00What's wrong with it?
01:13:00Is it a meniscus?
01:13:01What is it?
01:13:01I don't know.
01:13:02I never went to a doctor.
01:13:03I fucking hate doctors.
01:13:04It just started hurting one day
01:13:05and my dance teacher,
01:13:06she gave me Oxycontin and then...
01:13:08Hey, that's so fucked up!
01:13:09She's trying her best!
01:13:10Oh my god!
01:13:11Oh my god!
01:13:14Okay, listen.
01:13:16If we get out of this,
01:13:17you have to let me help you.
01:13:18I don't need a mother, Lizzy.
01:13:20No, but you need a nurse.
01:13:22I don't need a nurse.
01:13:31It's a Pops.
01:13:32Yeah.
01:13:33It's a Pops.
01:13:44It's a Pops.
01:13:45You know what?
01:13:48Dre, what are you doing?
01:13:50I am doing what we do.
01:13:53Don't you know the situation we're in?
01:13:56It's life or death.
01:13:57It's both.
01:13:58It's always both.
01:14:03Yes!
01:14:04Finally!
01:14:06Poppy!
01:14:16Thanks for the answer.
01:14:36Poppy would've wanted it this way!
01:14:43What's happening?
01:14:46They're starting to leave.
01:14:47Oh my god!
01:14:48What the fuck happened?
01:14:49They're leaving!
01:14:51What the fuck was that?
01:15:12You said, hey bitch, you thought I wouldn't find out.
01:15:16All the shit you was talking about.
01:15:17Better roll when you hear that.
01:15:33What the hell was that?
01:15:36What the hell was that?
01:15:37Oh, nurse.
01:15:40Yeah?
01:15:42Do you prescribe?
01:15:45Yeah, I prescribe.
01:15:47PT.
01:15:47PT with an N-P-T-P-T.
01:15:49And a side of CPT.
01:15:51That's it.
01:15:52That's your prescription.
01:15:55Oh?
01:15:56I guess it beats calling a drug dealer every couple of weeks.
01:16:06Oh.
01:16:18I will die.
01:16:20Girl, what you doin'?
01:16:23You a whew?
01:16:26Where y'all at?
01:16:29Oh, hold on girl, I'm comin'.
01:16:46uh is your friend doing okay because uh she looks they look a little hey hey i'm still here
01:16:54all right okay yeah you let us know if you stop feeling feeling it you know
01:17:04hey you all right yeah lizzie loses a phone like once a week right yeah yeah do i look worried
01:17:15i mean i'm scared shitless it's a fucking nightmare out there but i'm not worried about lizzie
01:17:19okay she's tough she's smart she's gonna be here i promise you all right yeah yeah you're right yeah
01:17:26and she's sly too you know she was playing that baby card pretty hard to get me to come over
01:17:30here
01:17:30tonight what i'm gonna be an uncle it's fucking incredible i'm so excited for you guys listen
01:17:39whatever that kid is boy girl they them whatever i'm teaching that kid how to plumb okay it's important
01:17:48lizzie's pregnant
01:17:52yeah you didn't know
01:17:56no no
01:17:59all right
01:18:01you didn't know
01:18:06she is it's exciting this is good this is good
01:18:09baby yeah that's wise but now the timing yeah you want to hug it out yeah yeah
01:18:23family now
01:18:24oh hello baby i gotta eat diapers and a crib yeah we should build a crib i can do that
01:18:31i can be a mom
01:18:32that's great have a shot yeah okay thank you
01:19:02it's the monster
01:19:12jenny
01:19:13jenny
01:19:15we're gonna have to go on foot
01:19:18but i know how to clear the streets
01:19:20jenny get ready for the wildest party we've ever thrown
01:19:22this club is about to be at capacity we've got to armor up
01:19:25do i have to do anything
01:19:27yes bitch
01:19:30you too girl
01:19:32nice
01:19:33if we want to get the hell out of here we gotta let those motherfucking monsters in
01:20:00thegrundξ
01:20:01it is
01:20:02and your attendance this club insideroz
01:20:03we're gonna have to go off
01:20:03we're gonna have to go off
01:20:05yeah
01:20:22yes
01:20:23we have to go off
01:20:25we're gonna have to go to it
01:20:34Okay, show time.
01:20:38Let them in.
01:20:54Oh, my God.
01:20:57Holy fucking shit.
01:20:59Fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:21:06Oh, my God.
01:21:08Oh, my God.
01:21:12Oh, my God.
01:21:15Oh, my God.
01:21:19Oh, my God.
01:21:33Oh, my God.
01:21:49Back door cracked, we don't need a key
01:21:54We get in for free, no VIP sleeves
01:22:00Drink that Kool-Aid, follow my lead
01:22:06Now you're one of us, you're coming with me
01:22:11It's time to kill the lights and shut the DJ down
01:22:22Tonight we're taking over, no one's getting out
01:22:31Now, this place about to blow
01:22:42Blow
01:22:48Blow
01:22:49Blow
01:22:56Summ�
01:22:59Lower
01:23:00That was heavy
01:23:05We're all all the way
01:23:18Using your cash
01:23:25Oh!
01:23:26Oh!
01:23:28Oh!
01:23:33Oh!
01:23:35Oh!
01:23:39Oh!
01:23:39Oh!
01:23:40Oh!
01:23:40Oh!
01:23:42Oh!
01:23:43Stand behind you!
01:23:46Stop! Stop!
01:23:47Run!
01:23:51Oh!
01:23:53Oh!
01:23:56Oh!
01:23:58Oh!
01:23:59Oh!
01:24:00Oh!
01:24:01Oh!
01:24:04Oh! God! You're so beautiful!
01:24:09You're so fucking scary!
01:24:11Hurry!
01:24:17That's how you use that thing.
01:24:19Nice fucking shot.
01:24:26The street's clearing.
01:24:28Dang, are you okay?
01:24:30Okay, stay stealth.
01:24:32Don't follow me.
01:24:44Oh!
01:24:45Oh!
01:24:46Oh!
01:24:47Oh!
01:24:47Oh!
01:24:47Oh!
01:24:49Oh!
01:24:51Oh!
01:24:52Mary, come on!
01:24:54Oh!
01:24:55Oh!
01:24:55You wanna take your ass, go!
01:24:57We gotta go, let's go, Drake!
01:24:59Oh, shit.
01:25:05My uncle!
01:25:07My uncle! Collegiate!
01:25:09The championship!
01:25:11Third place!
01:25:12Thanks for asking!
01:25:19You should take my shit!
01:25:20That's a lot of you!
01:25:26Holy shit!
01:25:29I can't believe it worked!
01:25:31There was a woman with a fucking wig like this!
01:25:32She almost ate my face off!
01:25:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:25:37Drake should've been out here by now.
01:25:38She's not out yet.
01:25:40Oh, fuck.
01:25:44Wait, wait, wait!
01:25:45No!
01:25:47Wait, wait, wait!
01:25:49No!
01:25:50Drake!
01:25:51Sam!
01:25:52What are you doing?
01:25:59Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
01:26:01Oh!
01:26:02Is this so weird?
01:26:03Oh, no, no!
01:26:06Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:26:11Hi, Esme.
01:26:11It's time for some BTS.
01:26:14What the hell?
01:26:15You won't believe it.
01:26:17This night has been great.
01:26:20But don't I look fabulous?
01:26:22Yeah, yeah.
01:26:24I need my followers to stay alive.
01:26:27Let's go.
01:26:28You need to run, dump, dump, hide.
01:26:31I love you all.
01:26:32Survive, survive.
01:26:37Come on, Drake!
01:26:46Good night, Yama.
01:26:52It's been a party.
01:27:01You alright?
01:27:04I thought she was right behind us.
01:27:07You alright?
01:27:09Okay.
01:27:11Okay.
01:27:12We gotta go.
01:27:14Let's get the fuck out of here.
01:27:16We're gonna have to go and fuck.
01:27:18Alright?
01:27:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:27:23Oh, God!
01:27:25You asses!
01:27:26Come on, y'all, damn!
01:27:29Hey, you're with us still, come on.
01:27:31Hey, where are you going?
01:27:41Come on!
01:27:43Come on!
01:27:44Come on!
01:27:44I'm not gonna make him here.
01:27:45No, no, no, you are.
01:27:46I'll give you a fighting chance.
01:27:47I'll just hold him back.
01:27:48No, no, no, no.
01:27:49As long as I can.
01:27:50You go.
01:27:51I don't want to leave.
01:27:52I don't want to leave.
01:27:54I don't want to leave.
01:27:58Oh!
01:28:08We got you.
01:28:09We got you.
01:28:10We got you.
01:28:16Oh!
01:28:21Barbara?
01:28:23Harriet!
01:28:26What's my name, bitches?
01:28:30Oh, shit!
01:28:31Oh, shit!
01:28:36Lizzie?
01:28:37Straight!
01:28:38Oh, my God!
01:28:39Hey!
01:28:40Be careful.
01:28:41She's with child.
01:28:42I know!
01:28:43Yeah!
01:28:44Harriet told me everyone is bad timing, but I'm so happy.
01:28:48I knew you couldn't make it.
01:28:49I knew you'd be here.
01:28:52Oh!
01:28:56You were beautiful.
01:28:57Thank you, Bailey.
01:28:58Okay, this is really cute for y'all, but we gotta go.
01:29:00You right.
01:29:01You right.
01:29:01Come on.
01:29:01Come on, come on, y'all.
01:29:03Oh, my God.
01:29:03I have to tell something.
01:29:04She's still injured.
01:29:05See, that's what I'm saying.
01:29:06Like, what were you gonna do?
01:29:07That was pretty amazing.
01:29:11I do have some notes, though.
01:29:13Bitch!
01:29:14Coming back to save me?
01:29:16Pretty extra.
01:29:18Yeah, I know.
01:29:19Come on.
01:29:20Everybody loves a happy ending, right?
01:29:22I can't even touch the love.
01:29:24Yeah, honestly.
01:29:24Come on, bitch.
01:29:25I can't even.
01:29:25Okay.
01:29:26Okay, stay at my stay.
01:29:27I see you, bro.
01:29:28Oh, damn!
01:29:29Okay, where is she?
01:29:32What?
01:29:36What?
01:29:37What?
01:29:39What?
01:29:39What?
01:29:41What?