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00:17Goop, the slime has just hit us, America.
00:21We got all these girls back.
00:23Great.
00:24There's a twist in the game.
00:26We've arisen from the dead.
00:29RuPaul actually told us we are going to have a chance at coming back into the competition.
00:33Oh, really?
00:34Stunning.
00:35Yay.
00:37Message on the mirror.
00:38Says, get ready to lip sync for your life, life, life, life.
00:43What does this message mean?
00:44We don't know.
00:45Ms. Monique don't look like she misnamed none of us.
00:48She said, I could have done without those dead whores.
00:51No one knows what to think.
00:53Not all is revealed yet.
00:55I'm clutching my pearls, bitch.
00:58This is not okay.
00:59What's not okay?
01:00There's 10 people back in the competition.
01:03No, ma'am.
01:05So if you are not shaking in your boots right now, you...
01:07Oh, I'm shaking.
01:08Oh, you better.
01:09Like, we're all the way back at the beginning.
01:12These bitches have got to go.
01:13Ms. Jasmine Masters, Ms. Judge.
01:16Hey, Jess.
01:16Do you feel any type of way about going home first?
01:18Oh, no, not at all.
01:19What would you do differently?
01:20Nothing.
01:21Nothing?
01:21No.
01:22Not even, like, kind of try to prepare a stand-up comedy routine.
01:24Like, even a little bit more.
01:25Probably try to like you a little bit more.
01:27Like a little bit more?
01:28Okay.
01:29The girls aren't happy, but oh well.
01:31I am back in the house, bitch.
01:34Nobody knows what's gonna happen with this message Rue had put on a mirror.
01:38And I'm not budging until I'm crowned up.
01:42Bitch, pause real quick.
01:43You look incredible.
01:45Oh, thank you.
01:46You really do.
01:46How do you feel?
01:47I mean, I definitely feel like it was really devastating for me to go home when I did.
01:52I invested everything that I had into this competition.
01:56So, to not get to show what I'm capable of, that is just so heartbreaking to me.
02:02But, you know, I'd love to congratulate Valentina because she got to have, you know, her win dressed
02:06as Selena, her Ariana Grande redemption, and she got to send pheromone home.
02:11So, that was like her orgasm of an episode, and I'm glad she gets to have that.
02:17You are bitter.
02:18Bitter's a really strong word.
02:19With everything that me and Valentina have been through over the last few years, I just
02:24was so hoping that there was going to be something in her that was going to have my back.
02:28I just wish it could have been anyone else.
02:31What was the challenge?
02:33It was a roast.
02:33It was a roast.
02:34Of Lady Bunny.
02:34We were all in the bottom.
02:36Except me and Manila.
02:37Really?
02:38Who won the lip sync?
02:40Double win?
02:40Both of them.
02:41Oh.
02:42What was both of your decisions?
02:45Ooh, girl.
02:47Gather round, ladies.
02:48I made my decision based on sitting there watching the girls perform, and I love this bitch
02:53and she's everything, she's sickening, but today she just wasn't her strongest, so I had
02:57chose to sit home for Valentina.
03:00Boom.
03:00Bitch number one says Valentina.
03:03And it's nothing personal, you know, Valentina had been to bottom before, Monique had been
03:06to bottom before, but Monique did a better job in the roast.
03:08Manila, who do you choose?
03:09This was a really hard decision for me because I did not want to have to vote any of you
03:14guys
03:14off, and I'm sad because I love this person so much, but I also voted for Valentina.
03:19Boom.
03:20Bitch number two says Valentina.
03:24You think this is cute?
03:25The story of let's just get rid of the bitch?
03:27Well, you know what?
03:28Bitches, I still got another motherfucking week.
03:30What kind of jokes did you give, Valentina?
03:32Oh, girl, I was hilarious.
03:34I was feeling my every fantasy on that stage, and the bitches were laughing, and they were
03:37like, she weren't funny, but I'm like, bitch, you were laughing.
03:39We must not be the same rose.
03:41So somebody lying.
03:43Hello.
03:44Lady Bunny is such a whore.
03:46Her sphincter ripped, and she's been using her denture-less gums ever since.
03:51It just wasn't very funny.
03:54But I'm not going off of the critiques.
03:55I'm going off of what I felt.
03:58I don't believe, no, I don't believe anything the judges were saying because I was good,
04:03girl.
04:05Let me tell you something.
04:07When it comes to me and living in my world in this little coconut head that I got, it's
04:12a lot of fantasies.
04:13And when I feel the fantasy, it is my reality.
04:17And nobody can change that.
04:19Saved by the bell.
04:21Saved by RuPaul.
04:22I wish the nobody went home thing applied to my episode.
04:27Um, let me just get this out the way.
04:29I'm not even, like, upset at the fact that you sent me home.
04:32What bothered me was that I can handle the truth, and I felt like when you were giving
04:39your reasoning for sending me home, that it was disingenuous and that it wasn't the
04:44real whole truth.
04:46It was.
04:47I just didn't get that.
04:48The person I chose, they are sickening.
04:52They really do give you the ooh-ah-ah sensation.
04:55I knew that this is your friend, and at all costs, you were going to save your friend.
04:59Lies.
05:00Baby.
05:01Lies.
05:01Baby.
05:01Lies.
05:03Disingenuous?
05:04So you're making assumptions.
05:06I didn't keep Monique because she was my season 10 sister.
05:08I kept the bitch because she had a better report card than you.
05:11Fact.
05:12She had a win under her belt where you didn't have one.
05:14And, Atrease, I will say honestly, had I not had been in the top and had I not been
05:19doing well, I honestly got to think that Monique would have sent me home over you.
05:21I really do believe that.
05:23I legitimately sent you home for the simple fact that this was your third time here.
05:28Baby.
05:28We don't talk about All-Stars won because that was a shoddy situation.
05:31So it doesn't even count in our book.
05:34This is legitimately my second chance.
05:36You know what I'm saying?
05:37Just so you know.
05:38The tree says count All-Stars won.
05:40I feel that same spirit of delusion that is on Valentina is now jumping over to her.
05:46That's why you got to be careful who you around, America, because that spirit of delusion,
05:50y'all might have to bind and rebuke it.
05:53I was just trying to play fair.
05:54There was nothing shady under my belt.
05:55Like I said, I don't have any hard feelings and I'm definitely not mad because guess what?
06:00You're back.
06:01There you go.
06:01It's stunning.
06:01And I'm about to be seen.
06:02I'm going to be falling out, jumping up and doing jumping jacks, high kicks, whatever the
06:07fuck I need to do to make sure that I'm here to the end.
06:09Let the games begin.
06:11Hallelujah.
06:13Am I going back to my old apartment?
06:15Ooh, girl.
06:17It just got fierce up in here.
06:19Now don't get it twisted.
06:20I have no hard feelings towards Monique.
06:22However, you did what you did.
06:25So it's time to show you what mama's made of.
06:29Well, they always come back with something to prove.
06:31That's the thing.
06:32Let it be known, Latrice motherfucking Royale is back and she's here to win this crown.
06:37America.
06:39Okay, very nice.
06:42Love you, I mean it.
06:46Bitch, I'm back.
06:48Yes, bitch, I'm back.
06:49Yeah, Jill.
06:52Most people don't know this, but hidden deep behind this tuck, there's a big throbbing heart.
07:01Does it smell different?
07:02Is it smell like trash?
07:04And this morning, she's so full.
07:08Prickle.
07:09Of questions.
07:10You seem bothered.
07:11I want to know what's going on in your brain.
07:14Why are these bitches here?
07:16Why?
07:17Girl, I'm not bothered.
07:18Okay.
07:19I'm fine.
07:20I'm fine.
07:21The thing is, is Gia, you're back to do exactly what you do best.
07:27I just know.
07:28You are back to do just what you do best.
07:30I am not bothered.
07:31I'm here.
07:32I'm confident and I'm ready to send you packets.
07:34So you keep on stirring, girl.
07:37Ugh.
07:37Miss Gia Gunn.
07:39She showed me what kind of person she is.
07:42And now that I actually have a chance to return back to the competition, I'm just going to keep a
07:46comfortable distance.
07:48The rules are about to change.
07:49They are suspended.
07:51What does that mean?
07:52That means that the way we were doing it, we were fucking it up and they ain't having it.
07:55Was it?
07:56Yeah, clearly.
08:01I'm just waiting for the gag.
08:02I'm ready to see what we are doing.
08:04Very bad.
08:11My queens, join me in a relaxing meditation.
08:16Take a deep breath.
08:19Now, look at the queen to your right.
08:22Now, the queen to your left.
08:25Because after this week, everything is going to change forever.
08:32What?
08:34I feel better already.
08:36How about you?
08:37But why?
08:40Hello, hello, hello.
08:44Ladies, as I told you last week, all star rules have been suspended temporarily.
08:51Now, everyone loves a comeback.
08:53So today, for the first time in drag race history, we're having a lip sync Lala Perusa.
09:01All right.
09:02What does that mean?
09:03In reverse elimination order, starting with Latrice, then Gia, then Farrah, and then Jasmine.
09:10Each of you gets to choose which current all star you think you can take down in a lip sync
09:16for your life to one of my songs.
09:19What privilege?
09:21What privilege?
09:21Hashtag all stars four.
09:22I am so gag.
09:24Now, if the eliminated queen wins, she reenters the competition and sends the current all star home.
09:32Shake it in the blue.
09:35Girl gag.
09:37Oh, and there's one more thing.
09:39Manila Luzon.
09:40Monet exchange.
09:42What?
09:42What?
09:42Because you were the top two queens last week, you have immunity this week.
09:47Yeah!
09:48Yeah!
09:50Hallelujah.
09:52Bitch, the right week.
09:54And tonight on the runway category is Lala Perusa, Eleganza.
09:59Oh!
10:01Well, I'm sure you all have a lot to talk about.
10:03Oh, we sure do.
10:05This is...
10:05Can you shut up?
10:06You're safe.
10:07I'll see you on the main stage.
10:09Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines and may the best all star win.
10:17Thank you, Ru.
10:20Oh, my God.
10:21All right.
10:22Bitch.
10:23It's about to go with the black ship.
10:25My stomach is in my ass.
10:27Woo!
10:27Thank you, Lord, girl.
10:28I have immunity.
10:29I am safe.
10:30But it is a gag.
10:31The eliminated girls can choose any of the remaining girls to lip sync against
10:35to try to take their spot in this competition.
10:38Girl, we can walk back in this workroom tomorrow, and there could be, like, four completely new
10:42faces with me and Manila up in here, girl.
10:45Shook.
10:45I feel on edge, and I'm not even lip syncing, so I can imagine how the fuck y'all feel.
10:49What if, in some crazy world, like, all the eliminated queens sent all the bottom queens
10:52home?
10:53Well, that ain't gonna happen.
10:56Trini!
10:57Lip syncing is what I do, bitch.
10:58Trini!
10:58I'm here to stay.
11:00Everybody's panties are in a twist, honey.
11:02I can feel the tension.
11:04But if you think about it for a second, bitch, this challenge, it makes sense.
11:09This is what we do.
11:10I'm talking about Drag Queen 101 right here, honey.
11:13And if you can't slay lip sync, you don't deserve to be here.
11:19I did want to talk with you just because, out of, like, respect and out of, like, just
11:25hope that we're still cool.
11:27Yeah.
11:28Because of me and my decision, you're no longer one of the current queens here.
11:33I think it'd be really awkward for Farrah to be back and to just, like, ignore the elephant
11:37in the room that I sent her ass home and just, hi, how are you?
11:42You're back.
11:42Are you happy?
11:43Like, I don't want to be that girl.
11:45How are we?
11:46Where are we?
11:47Do we touch base on this later?
11:49Do you feel everything's too, too raw?
11:51I want to know 100% did you really feel, like, you watched the performance, did you really
11:56feel, like, based on the runway and based on the performance, that I was the complete worst
12:00of the entire episode?
12:01Yeah.
12:02Really?
12:03Yeah.
12:05Wow.
12:06I have been told for a lot of my career that I don't have any talent.
12:11So, when Valentina tells me that she genuinely felt like I was the worst, someone who I thought
12:16really, truly believed in me, my heart just shattered.
12:22Even if you do have hurt feelings towards me, I respect that and trust me, I understand.
12:27And you have the opportunity to get rid of me if you want.
12:30Do what you gotta do.
12:33I'm not the kind of person that holds grudges, but right now, it's just such a fresh wound
12:38that part of me thinks it would feel really good to lip sync against Valentina and send
12:43her ass home.
12:44I'm just gonna let you get ready and or allow you to just process and fill your feelings.
12:50I think that's true for communication.
12:52You think so?
12:53For sure.
12:54How do you think so?
12:54Because she came back real spicy.
12:56She did.
12:56I sent Latrice home for valid reasons.
13:00Sister Latrice felt like it was disingenuine, so basically questioning my character and
13:05integrity.
13:07And she had things to say about you eliminating her.
13:09That were so outlandish in my opinion.
13:11That was, right.
13:12Doesn't make any sense.
13:13The reality is, you've had three seasons, sis.
13:15You have tons of fans.
13:17You've been traveling the world, but you've still given the same pageant drag that you
13:20was given on season four.
13:22And that's where you got chopped.
13:24I feel it, but if so, I'm ready.
13:26Let's go.
13:27But you know what?
13:28If I could choose, I would choose Latrice.
13:31That's the one I would want.
13:32Because I'm annoyed.
13:33Like, if she's feeling some type of way, let's go.
13:37Honey, I'm from New York.
13:38I live in KC, but I'm about them streets and I'm about that life.
13:42So what's good?
13:47All I know is this.
13:49I'm not scared of none of y'all.
13:50You understand me?
13:51I mean, I get you, but I'm also not scared.
13:53And you shouldn't be.
13:54Because I'm a performer.
13:55That's what I do.
13:56That's what you do.
13:56And I got some tricks up my sleeve.
13:58You got tricks up your butt.
14:02Today's Mexi Challenge is a lip sync Lala Perusa.
14:05The four queens that were eliminated are about to lip sync against four queens that are still in the competition
14:10to try to take our spot in the game.
14:13And you don't think you're nervous?
14:14I think they're shaking in the booth.
14:16I think everyone is.
14:17I'm not, I'm not.
14:18I really am.
14:18I honestly am not.
14:20I'm not nervous.
14:20I think you are a little nervous.
14:21No, she's not.
14:22You keep saying that, girl.
14:23That's not going to be my narrative because that's not how I feel, Gia.
14:26Okay.
14:26That doesn't take away from the fact that I still think that you're nervous.
14:29Well, then you can think that, but that don't make it reality.
14:31Now, Trinity is not saying it, but I see Trinity the most nervous.
14:37And I'm thinking maybe I want to go for her because even though Trinity is a fierce performer, right now
14:43she is shaky.
14:46I'm not going to get nervous.
14:47I'm not going to be in my head about it.
14:48I'm going to do what I know how to do, which is what I do the best, is perform.
14:52At this point in the competition, I am one of the front runners.
14:55So, girl, you trying to get my head, it ain't going to work.
14:58You ain't going to shake me, boo.
15:00Poof.
15:01Be gone.
15:02The one thing I know how to do is do this assignment.
15:06Yep.
15:06Yes.
15:07And I know that you will complete this assignment.
15:09Bitch with flying colors.
15:12The fact that I almost lost this opportunity again has lit the fire profusely on this ass.
15:19Do you have an idea who you're going to choose?
15:21I do have an idea, but I'm on a fence, though.
15:23Oh, I think I have an idea, too.
15:27Because I was the last queen eliminated, I get first pick.
15:33That's power.
15:34I get to make the conscious decision whether I'm going to finish my unfinished business or wreck some other queen.
15:43There is a certain part of my ego that is a little crushed.
15:47Yeah.
15:48Because I feel like, oh, bitch, no, ma'am.
15:50No, oh, no, ma'am.
15:51No, what do you mean about that, like, about how you were eliminated or just because?
15:54No, just about the circumstances of who had the power to eliminate me.
15:58And that's just being real.
15:59I ain't even going to lie.
16:00I hear you.
16:00Because bitches here are still trying to get at my level.
16:03Hello.
16:04In life.
16:04Get on my level, ho.
16:05So it's like, you know what I mean?
16:07I'm just being serious and being real about it.
16:09By sending me home, Monique might have won the battle.
16:11But I'm going to win the war.
16:13And if you didn't want this, you shouldn't have tussled with it.
16:17Believe that.
16:18I'm going to let y'all finish this conversation.
16:20Oh, you getting too nervous?
16:22No.
16:22No, girl.
16:26We're all saying that we're not shaking in our boots, but I fail to believe otherwise.
16:31Oh, I'm shaking in my boots.
16:32Are you?
16:32Because anything's possible, you know?
16:34Right now, I'm feeling very nervous.
16:36I have a lot on the line.
16:38And I know what these queens aren't capable of, but you got me fucked up if you think
16:44I'm going to let some girl who got sent home take my spot.
16:48Oh, hang on, though.
16:51You may be nervous, but you hold it together, you know?
16:55And I think you have this level of confidence in you that I really, like, wish that sometimes
16:59I had.
17:00Being a woman that does drag, like, sometimes I feel like I'm not as confident as I should
17:06be, you know?
17:06Uh-huh.
17:07Especially in this setting when you're asked to do things that you're not the most comfortable
17:11with doing.
17:12Girl, all the comedy challenges have been up my ass.
17:14Yeah.
17:15It's tough.
17:16It is tough.
17:17The pressure here in this competition kind of brought me to a confusing place.
17:21I don't feel good about being looked at like a man dressed up as a woman.
17:27I just want to be me.
17:28On my little break of being eliminated, I realized that just because I put on a wig and a costume
17:34doesn't make me any less of a woman, you know?
17:37Right.
17:37Even though I sometimes have trouble with being in drag, I love drag.
17:41And me coming back here, I'm trying to prove to myself that trans or not, I can always
17:46be a drag performer.
17:48You're very brave for coming into this competition and just owning it.
17:51You know what?
17:52This is a competition about drag.
17:54And I'm a fierce drag queen.
17:57How you doing, sis?
17:59I'm good.
17:59Judge?
18:00How you doing, judge?
18:00Judge, you ready to like send the bitch home?
18:03I'm not trying to, judge.
18:04Ain't no trying, bitch.
18:05Trying to get these words in order.
18:07Okay.
18:08Let the word use ya.
18:09Mm-hmm.
18:10Well, you just better be ready, bitch, because like-
18:12I am.
18:12This is like anybody's game for real.
18:15Have you thought about who you're going-
18:16Oh, no, you don't get to pick.
18:17You just got to just wait.
18:18I get the scraps.
18:19You get to scrap of whoever left.
18:21I'm just ready.
18:21Because when you stay ready, you don't got to get ready, bitch.
18:24Since I was the first one out the door, I'm going to be the last one to pick a girl.
18:28But lip-sticking is a very big strength of mine.
18:30It's my livelihood.
18:32It's what I do.
18:33And I've been doing drag longer than all of them.
18:35So expect the unexpected.
18:37But it is no shade.
18:39It would be good to, you know, send a bitch home that's hit you on first.
18:41Don't get it twisted.
18:42Oh, Trina's it.
18:43Uh-huh.
18:44Oh, you always want to tap old ass that got you done.
18:48The one thing we know about you, bitch, you old school.
18:51Oh, yeah.
18:52And you old.
18:53Oh!
18:54Sadie, bitch.
18:56You older than I.
18:57Well.
18:58You are there.
18:59Yeah, I am there.
19:03How are you feeling?
19:04I'm feeling good.
19:05You know, like, it was really hard going home.
19:08Like, because I just wanted this so bad.
19:09And I really felt like I had a chance.
19:11And I put so much into it.
19:12Uh-huh.
19:12And I couldn't help but feel like such a failure.
19:15You know, you have to remember, this is a competition.
19:18This doesn't define you as a person or as an entertainer.
19:22You know what I mean?
19:23You're really young.
19:24Like, this is just a blip in your career.
19:26How long have you done drag?
19:27It's almost been seven years.
19:28Okay, well, I've been doing drag for double that.
19:31Yeah.
19:32So, you get what I'm saying?
19:32It's just a blip.
19:33Yeah.
19:34So, in another seven years.
19:35Who knows what could happen.
19:37Farrah reminds me so much of me when I first started drag.
19:40She is a hard worker and she's passionate.
19:44But that bitch ain't got a lick of confidence.
19:47She's got to get out of her own head and out of her own way.
19:49You need to believe in yourself.
19:51Yeah.
19:51You know, you should just feel proud of what you did show and what you did bring.
19:55Because you are a talented bitch.
19:57Yeah.
19:58And having a weak moment doesn't make you less of an all-star.
20:02You know?
20:02Yeah.
20:03You know, it really is just your inner saboteur that'll get you.
20:05Yeah.
20:06Trinity really just spilled the hot tea on me right this second.
20:09It's not about anyone else believing in me at all.
20:11It's about me believing in myself.
20:13You know, at the end of the day, like, yeah, I went home pretty soon.
20:17But I get to have a second chance at maybe, you know, coming back.
20:20Focus on getting ready and slay this lip sync.
20:23Because, girl, this is not over.
20:25Yeah.
20:27We really lucked up.
20:31Girl.
20:32The gaggerini.
20:33Like someone could just come and take your spot from the competition.
20:35Like the little evil person to me was like, oh, let's just watch this.
20:38Monet and I are sitting back here with immunity, watching these bitches sweat.
20:41I am living for this.
20:43Pass me the popcorn.
20:44Is there like a hot dog I can eat?
20:46Yeah, this is going to be a moment, bitch.
20:49I wonder who they're going to pick.
20:50That's going to be the gag.
20:52Okay, should we just speculate since we have nothing else to do?
20:54Yeah.
20:54Okay, so Latrice.
20:55So let's say Latrice picks Monique.
20:57Boom.
20:58Boom.
20:58Gia picks Valentina?
21:01Trinity?
21:02You know, here's the deal, though.
21:03Like, these girls can pick anyone they want.
21:05I would go for someone who I know I could be.
21:07But at this point, everyone is showing how strong they are.
21:10Yeah.
21:11I'm just so relieved.
21:13I am too.
21:14The remaining queens should be shaking in their house down boots because these eliminated queens
21:19have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
21:22I am so happy.
21:24I'm safe.
21:25Oh my gosh.
21:26I can't even tell you.
21:26We have front row tickets to the most dramatic challenge in All-Stars history.
21:39Are you shaving over your foundation, bitch?
21:41Yeah, because I can't really shave, like, dry shave.
21:43Oh.
21:44Did they teach you that in jail, too?
21:45Oh my God.
21:46That's Obie.
21:47She is being so shady.
21:49You know, if I were in your position, I wouldn't fuck with me.
21:52Oh!
21:53You don't got your flag in this one, bitch.
21:55I don't need flags, baby.
21:57I don't need flags.
21:58Have you seen me?
21:58Okay.
21:59Okay, because I've seen you.
22:00Oh, shady con.
22:05Come on, girl.
22:06Put the bass in your wall.
22:11Come on, girl.
22:13Put the bass in your wall.
22:15Get your toe.
22:16Get your whole body tough.
22:19Come on, girl.
22:19Come on, girl.
22:20Come on, girl.
22:21Come on, girl.
22:21Come on, girl.
22:21Come on, girl.
22:22Come on, girl.
22:23Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul.
22:25Drag Race All-Stars.
22:27Michelle Visage.
22:28Are you ready for a Lala Perusa?
22:30Honey, I can't sell it, but I'm so excited.
22:34Style superstar Carson Kressley.
22:37I hope you're buckled up, because this could be a bumpy ride.
22:39I've got my strap on.
22:42Low and tight.
22:43Oh my God.
22:44I've been waiting years for this.
22:47The hilarious Ross Matthews.
22:49Now, have you ever had to lip sync for your life?
22:52I was young.
22:52I needed the money.
22:53It wasn't my fault.
22:54Take off your top, Coco.
22:57For the first time in Drag Race Herstory, all four of the eliminated queens can return
23:02to the competition if they can beat one of the current All-Stars in a lip sync Lala Perusa.
23:10Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best All-Star win.
23:19Category is Lala Perusa.
23:22I thought you knew.
23:26First up, Jasmine Masters.
23:29Rosebud.
23:30Is that her rosebud or her glitterous?
23:34I decided to wear a cat suit.
23:36You know, show a little curve, a little tipped and ass.
23:39I just feel good in this.
23:40You know what I mean?
23:41I've been eating salad since I've been here.
23:43Rosie is riveting, honey.
23:45You don't want to get pricked by that rose.
23:47Oh, maybe you do.
23:48Parabones.
23:50Kenyatta.
23:53Nobody can tell me anything in my gorgeous, ribbony sunset dance costume.
23:59It's got movement.
24:00It's sparkles.
24:01I feel like a million bucks.
24:02Oh, she's taking deliveries in the what?
24:05Bam, bam, bam, bam.
24:09Chia Gunn.
24:10Now we know what happened with Hermione Granger.
24:13Yes.
24:14Satan's school for girls.
24:16I'm ready to slay.
24:18My ponytail is yanked back to my scalp.
24:20It's sewn in there.
24:22My reveal is ready, and I'm ready to give it.
24:25This school girl graduated.
24:26Kumusum, louder and louder and louder.
24:31Latrice Royale.
24:32Hey, what's the big teal?
24:33We love a queen with fringe benefits.
24:35I'm fully rhinestoned and fringed.
24:39Sexy cutouts swirling across my bosom.
24:42So when I shake a, shake a, shake it, you're going to get a car wash effect.
24:47Oh, shake it, don't break it, honey.
24:50Because it ain't yet paid for.
24:54Manila Luzon.
24:55Hey, Michelle, what's for dinner?
24:57Reservations.
25:00I am serving you spaghetti and meatballs.
25:02Like, literally.
25:03Don't heat my dress or you'll get garlic bread.
25:05Oh my goodness, look at those meatballs.
25:08Think of the pasta-bilities.
25:11Monique's change.
25:13We can see all of her great garden.
25:15Oh, touch all of this glamour, honey.
25:19Girl, the bitch has immunity tonight, but I'm going to let this stop me from turning a look, girl.
25:23I want to prove to these judges every time why I deserve to be here.
25:27She's not the taupe of her game.
25:28Love your hair, taupe you win.
25:32Monique Hart.
25:33Yes, you heard of that Kansas City barbecue, honey.
25:36You better get her some of that Monique Hart barbecue sauce.
25:39She's still in that sauce, Eddie.
25:41Look at my little tassels.
25:42A little purple and blue moment.
25:44And I have this giant hair on America.
25:47Volume for the back row.
25:48Cute!
25:49Barbecue, she comes with her own napkins.
25:52Here come Naomi Smalls.
25:54Two questions.
25:55Is it Red Vines or Twizzlers, and can you share?
25:59This is Naomi Smalls in creepy leather bondage fashion.
26:04The hair touches her ass.
26:06She's wearing her Bratz doll signature makeup.
26:09Like, this is the epitome of Naomi Smalls.
26:12That's what I call strapping.
26:15Up next, Trinity.
26:17The top.
26:19Cloak and hidden dagger.
26:21Cloak and gag her.
26:23I'm wearing this dark, heavy cloak, so you don't see what's underneath it, bitch.
26:28I have tricks up my sleeve, and you ain't seein' it yet.
26:32What is it?
26:33Show us!
26:34No reveal is the new reveal.
26:36Mm-hmm.
26:37Valentina.
26:38Ooh, cat suit.
26:41Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
26:44I'm giving you draggy, drag, drag, drag.
26:46Giving you the boots.
26:47Giving you a little Selena in there.
26:49Dip it low.
26:50Pick it up slow.
26:51Anything you need, I can do in this outfit.
26:54Hey, kitty girl.
26:55Cat-agorius.
26:59Welcome to the All-Stars Lip-Sync Lala Perusa.
27:05The time has come for you to prove to me that you've got the hunger to slay your way into
27:14the Drag Race Hall of Fame.
27:18Manila Lasagna.
27:20I've been Manila Lasagna.
27:22Monet X Change.
27:24Last week, you were the top two.
27:27This week, you are both safe.
27:32You may step to the back of the stage.
27:36RuPaul says all the time, girls, safe don't win no crowns.
27:39But I have never been so happy to be safe.
27:42And I'm ready to be entertained.
27:43Earlier tonight, the four Eliminated Queens chose which current All-Star they will be lip-syncing for their lives against.
27:51The first Eliminated Queen to fight her way back into the competition is Jasmine Masters.
27:59Jasmine, please reveal which current All-Star you'll be lip-syncing against.
28:09I was the last to pick.
28:11And I ended up with the girl that nobody else wanted.
28:13And it worked out perfectly.
28:16Trinity.
28:18Trinity.
28:18Trinity the top.
28:20And trust me, I've got something for her.
28:22All right.
28:23Will the rest of you ladies please step to the back of the stage?
28:28Good luck, Jackie.
28:30Good luck, baby.
28:31Good luck, baby.
28:31Thank you, baby.
28:34Oh, pit crew.
28:43Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare lip-sync performances of four of my songs.
28:49And for the occasion, I have chosen to waive the licensing fees on two of the songs.
28:58Each of these boxes contains a different track.
29:01Trinity, you get to choose a box.
29:05Do you choose box number one, box number two, box number three, or box number four?
29:11Choose wisely.
29:13I mean, I love all the boxes, but I would love to look inside box number three.
29:19Bruno, show us what's in box number three.
29:25Peanut butter.
29:27You ready for some peanut butter?
29:29Yes, ma'am.
29:30Thank you, pit crew.
29:36Two all-stars, stand before me.
29:39In a moment, I'll ask one of you to shantay, which means stay, and one of you to sashay away.
29:49Forever.
29:51Some sage advice for Trinity is don't be taking naps on Jazz and Masters.
29:57This lip-sync better be right.
30:00If not, bye-bye.
30:01Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from a final elimination.
30:11The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life!
30:20This is the biggest night this competition has ever seen.
30:23And I will slay whatever bitch I have to, to win.
30:27I ain't going home.
30:29Good luck!
30:31And don't!
30:33Fuck.
30:33It.
30:34Up.
30:34Uh-huh.
30:36Oh yeah, honey.
30:37Due to the fact that her thighs spread just like-
30:44Peanutball
30:45Gotta walk right in that door, like before
30:47High high heels on the hardwood floor
30:50They all coming back for more
30:53Ended up doing right this time, ass so fine
30:56Never gonna stop till the beat is mine
30:58Come round if you're so inclined
31:13AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
31:14Let me see y'all
31:18It's McFreed up, I bring D-L
31:20Let me see y'all work y'all heat up
31:22Hot off the heat up, makin' yo shit
31:24Yo shit yo shit yo shit yo shit
31:26Must be Jellicus Jellicus
31:28Must be Jellicus Jellicus
31:31Must be Jellicus Jellicus
31:32Just call back and kill it, do so good
31:34Get him out of the head, kiss my dog
31:36Hotties in the kitchen, make your work, yo strong work
31:39You got his a jam, raise your head, like your sister on the counter, sister on the counter selling, oh
31:44yes honey.
31:48Please let Trinity do her famous butt shake, please let Trinity do her famous butt shake.
31:58She got her famous butt shake.
32:00Black DJ, watch me shake, yeah all the brothers wanna eat this cake, let me show you how to instigate.
32:07Trinity just jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, and there I go, shake my little padded ass and nothing is moving.
32:21Yes, oh my god.
32:28I wore myself out.
32:30Wow, that was amazing and it made me so hungry.
32:38Ladies, I've made my decision.
32:47Welcome back to the All Stars Lip Sync Lala Perusa.
32:53Ladies, I've made my decision.
32:57I have worked so hard and come too far in this competition to go home at this point.
33:05But is it enough?
33:07Trinity.
33:09Shantae, you stay.
33:15Woo!
33:16Thank God.
33:18I am one step closer to my goal.
33:21You may join the other girls.
33:22I just wanna tell you one thing.
33:24It ain't jelly or jam.
33:27Then what is it?
33:29You know what it is, girl.
33:31You know what it is.
33:34Jasmine.
33:35Hey.
33:36Thank you for coming back.
33:38You are and always will be forever and ever an all star.
33:45Now, sashay away.
33:48Thank you, Jasmine.
33:49I have no regrets.
33:51I can't get bitter.
33:52I can't be upset.
33:53I can't say woe is me.
33:54No, I can't do that.
33:55Because I am a great drag queen.
33:57And I'm a winner, baby.
33:59Paramount.
34:00And the bottom three All Stars, please step forward.
34:06I really wanna have a shining moment in this competition.
34:10I have to put myself first instead of worrying about what everyone else thinks of me.
34:15I believe in myself and I want this.
34:17Let's play the damn game.
34:19Paramount.
34:21Which queen have you chosen to lip sync against?
34:26Well, Rue, I chose...
34:32Valentina.
34:34Cue the telenovela music.
34:39I knew it.
34:41Will the rest of you ladies please step to the back of the stage.
34:47This is heavy.
34:49Oh, pit crew.
34:53What, only three?
34:59Valentina.
35:00Do you pick box number one?
35:04Box number two?
35:06Or box number four?
35:10My favorite number.
35:11One.
35:12Sean, darling.
35:13Show us what's in your box.
35:16Ooh!
35:18Meow!
35:20Hey, kitty girl!
35:21With Farrah and us fixing our relationship and me sending her home.
35:26Like, of course I feel emotional and vulnerable right now.
35:29But, I'm not just gonna let somebody come in and take my spot.
35:33I wanna win this crown.
35:35This is not done.
35:37Two all-stars stand before me.
35:40Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from a final elimination.
35:51The time has come.
35:52Make your lip sync.
35:54Make your lip sync.
35:55For.
35:56Your.
35:57LIFE!
36:01Pheromone and Valentina.
36:03Frenemies, if I ever heard the word.
36:05This is either Farrah's revenge or Valentina laughing twice.
36:10So we about to see.
36:13Good luck.
36:14And doubt.
36:16Fuck it up.
36:44Cats walkin' like the world is your wrong, wrong, wrong way
36:47People say that when the dog is away
36:50Kitty cats are gonna come out and play
36:54Hey kitty girl, it's your world
36:56When you walk the streets
37:00Valentina is pretty good
37:01Girl, she is biting to the end
37:04And I live for her
37:06You're the bug about a rockin' queen
37:08Bug about a rockin' queen
37:09Bug about a rockin' queen
37:11I'm actually rooting for Farrah
37:13Because she's giving me all the Christina Aguilera
37:16Britney Spears pop star
37:18Sex kitten realness
37:20That I need from her
37:21Hey kitty girl, it's your world
37:24In the disco
37:26You're the bug about a rockin' queen
37:28Hey kitty kitty
37:30Hey kitty kitty
37:32Hey kitty kitty
37:34Oh boy
37:36Bug about a rockin' queen
37:37Bug about a rockin' queen
37:40Hey kitty kitty
37:42Hey kitty kitty
37:44Hey kitty kitty
37:46Get off the rockin' queen
37:49Chilly who we do
37:50Bug about a rockin' queen
37:51Chilly who we got a rockin' queen
37:53Chilly who we got a rockin' queen
37:54Work this!
37:55Ah!
37:56Yes, it's a Latina!
37:58I just completely gave you
38:01Everything that I've got
38:03And I hope that I've proved
38:06How bad I want this
38:08Ladies
38:09I've made my decision
38:17Welcome back to the
38:19All Stars Lip Sync
38:21Lala Perusa
38:25Ladies
38:26I've made my decision
38:33Valentina
38:36Shantae, you stay
38:39Thank you so much
38:41Ah!
38:45Perk and leave, perk and leave
38:48Valentina
38:48You may join the other girls
38:50Thank you
38:52I love you baby
38:58My beautiful Farrah
39:00You are and will always be
39:03An all star
39:04Now
39:06Sashay away
39:07Thank you Ru
39:11I feel at peace right now
39:13My performance was pretty fuckin' fierce
39:15I'm just gonna always continue to believe in myself
39:17And better my craft
39:18Until next time
39:19Love you
39:23Gia Gun
39:24And the bottom two all stars
39:26Please
39:28Step up to the front of the stage
39:31I wanna come back into the competition
39:33So I'm lookin' for the queen that I can be
39:36I'm not lookin' at some queen that I know is gonna
39:38Jump up into a split and a death drop in the first five seconds
39:42Please
39:42I was on season six
39:44Eliminated to Laganja
39:45I'm not doin' that again
39:46Gia Gunn
40:13Gia Gunn
40:16Of the stage
40:19The writing is on the wall bitch
40:20Latrice chose Monique
40:22But first
40:23Gia and Naomi are gonna battle
40:25It's gonna be good bitch
40:27I'm into it
40:28Oh pit crew
40:35Oh what lovely boxes you have
40:38Naomi
40:39What do you have in mind?
40:42Box number two
40:43Or box number four?
40:46Think about it good sis
40:47Think about it good
40:48I'm gonna go with red hat
40:50Box number four
40:51Bryce
40:53I've waited a long time to say this
40:55Show us what you're packin'
40:59Adrenaline!
41:01Oh my goodness!
41:03Baby one shot
41:04One shot of adrenaline
41:05Here we go
41:06Bring out your dollars
41:07Coins
41:08Pesos
41:09Euros
41:09Or yens
41:10Because baby
41:11I'm ready
41:12Thank you pit crew
41:19Two all stars
41:20Stand before me
41:22Ladies
41:23This is your last chance
41:26To impress me
41:27And save yourself
41:29From a final elimination
41:33The time has come
41:35Richard Lipsick
41:37For
41:38Your
41:39Life
41:43Good luck
41:45And don't fuck it up
41:48Don't you the ones I love
41:50Know that you're the reason why
41:52I dare live my life
41:54I dare liberate my mind
41:55You're running through my veins
41:57Make me come alive
41:59Make me come alive
42:01Give me one shot
42:03One shot
42:11Naomi is looping me honey
42:13She's just going down
42:16It's just epic
42:25These girls are both wearing human hair bundles
42:27It is the human hair bundle competition of life
42:30Oh put it around
42:43One shot
42:56Could that
42:59Can you get
43:00One shot, one shot.
43:04My homies.
43:07I'm traveling.
43:13Ha, ha, ha.
43:17Ha, ha, ha.
43:30Woo!
43:32That was beautiful!
43:35That was fantastic.
43:37Ladies, I've made my decision.
43:47Welcome back to the All Stars Lip Sync Lala Parooza!
43:54Ladies, I've made my decision.
44:03Naomi Smalls.
44:05Shantae, you stay.
44:06Thank you so much.
44:09Ah!
44:11I don't have to go home.
44:12I get to stay in this competition.
44:14Naomi!
44:14You may join the other girls.
44:16Thank you, thank you, thank you.
44:17Love you.
44:18I love you in Chicago.
44:19I want this so bad.
44:21I came here for a crown, and it needs to be mine.
44:24I'll send another bitch pack in.
44:25You name it, she's gone.
44:28Gia Gunn.
44:29Thank you for turnting it out.
44:34Honey, you have never let me down.
44:36Thank you for allowing me to be the very proud woman that I am today.
44:40You are, and will always be, an all star.
44:45Now, sashay away.
44:50This experience has been lovely for me.
44:53I don't regret anything.
44:54I honestly gave it my all, and I can leave here knowing that I'm still a fierce queen.
45:00This is who I am.
45:04And now, the final face-off.
45:07Patrice Royale, Monique Hart.
45:11Please step forward.
45:14The moment you have all been waiting for.
45:21There's a rush of adrenaline overtaking me right now, knowing that I have the power to get back in this
45:27competition.
45:28The decision pretty much made itself.
45:31It is definitely not personal.
45:33It's just personal.
45:36Oh, pit crew.
45:41Wilson.
45:42Show us what's inside your box.
45:47Woo!
45:49Sissy that walk.
45:51This gonna be good.
45:54Monet and I are, like, freaking out because we don't want to see Monique go home.
45:58And I think of all the girls that came back into the competition.
46:02Latrice is gonna be the hardest to beat.
46:05So, Monique has to be epic.
46:07Epic.
46:08Thank you, pit crew.
46:16Two all-stars stand before me.
46:20Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from a final elimination.
46:30The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life!
46:39This is our Super Bowl. This is the gay Super Bowl.
46:43I'm dressed in my battle costume, honey.
46:45And these boots are made for stumping a mud hole in this bitch's ass thing.
46:49But she ain't felt the ass-kicking she about to get.
46:52Good luck, and do not!
46:58Fuck it up.
47:19Leave it all!
47:22Open lairacross.
47:27Defil-me- Pv- walk.
47:38Uh-oh.
47:39Let's just it out, rock.
47:42Come on me, sleigh!
47:44Eh.
47:46Oh.
47:53Better beware, ain't no tea, ain't no shade
47:56But at the same time, bitches better get out the way
47:59I'm a femme queen, brother of the house of no shade
48:03My pussy is on fire, don't kiss the flame
48:06And if I fly, or if I fall, I'm on my way
48:11I'm on my way
48:25Let's just see that wall
48:37Both of these bitches are slaying this song
48:40Like, I don't know who's gonna stay and who's gonna go
48:58I know I peed all over that damn floor
49:03But I don't know
49:04Is it good enough for Rue?
49:07Honey, I left everything all on the runway
49:10And I fought for what was mine and stripped away
49:13Ladies, I've made my decision
49:22Latrice Royale, shantay you stay
49:30Latrice Royale is back in the game
49:32Welcome back to the competition
49:35Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
49:41Gagnets
49:41My heart is just overwhelmed
49:44And I'm so mad to get back in here and fight for what's mine
49:47I'm so honored and pleased, thank you
49:51You may join the other girls
50:01Monique Hart
50:02You are and will always be an all-star
50:09Oh, and one more thing
50:12Shantay, you stay
50:19I didn't know I could do a desktop America
50:21A complete fallout, Shavleah
50:23Why'd she play with my feelings like this?
50:25She had y'all sitting on the edge of y'all seats
50:27I was on the edge of my seat too
50:29Okay, I can't, I can't
50:30She goofed everyone in the room, everyone in the nation
50:34No, RuPaul, you cute
50:37I was gonna look for you in the parking lot
50:39I was like, okay
50:41Thank you
50:42Can I go now?
50:43Hold up, motherfucker, we got a show to do
50:47Ladies, tonight you are all winners, baby
50:50All of you, condragulations
50:56And as of this moment, all-star rules have been reinstated
51:02Which means urine tests are in full effect
51:07Until next week, remember, if you can't love yourself
51:10How in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
51:12Can I get an amen up in here?
51:13Amen!
51:14All right, now let's go