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00:08You
00:15Since I'm still here, the luck guys have been smiling on me child and I'm overjoyed. Let's talk about you
00:23guys who are safe
00:27We deserve to be here. Both of us. I'm grateful to be safe and I'm not gonna take this opportunity
00:35for granted
00:35I don't want to be in the bottom again. At least not here
00:40No, I want to know what's in that box. Yeah
00:43I can never open this damn box. Thank God she's pretty. All right, we got one for Kahana
00:54Two for Kahana
00:57Three for Kahana
00:59Four for Kahana
01:01Five for Kahana
01:04One for Jessica. Who had did that?
01:07Yeah, I had to pick your lipstick as well
01:11You know, I I respect y'all's decision. I was at the bottom twice
01:15Honestly, it makes me want it that much more. Yes
01:18I realized I could be gone if I slip up bitch get on it
01:22Remember why you're here and remember what the end goal is and that's to win and that's what I plan
01:27on doing
01:27Right. Yeah. Oh, yeah, hopefully y'all won't have to be picking my lipsticks no more
01:30I hope not to god damn it
01:32And congratulations to Jimbo
01:34Yay
01:36You won again girl. Oh my god. It's mixed emotions. I had such an amazing time in the Snatch Game
01:43and incredible critiques
01:44and then I went to do the lip sync and I just fell on my face and I feel embarrassed
01:51You shouldn't
01:53Don't feel that way. Don't feel that way
01:54I really wanted
01:57This time to go
01:59It's okay
02:00This is
02:03Annoying. It's so fucking annoying
02:05I love performing
02:07Somehow I get on that fucking stage and I choke every fucking time and I can't stand it
02:14I've won three challenges, but I've lost every lip sync
02:18It's a really disappointing blow because drag queens are kind of known for their lip syncing
02:23But I get in front of Mamoru on that stage and there is something that I'm not delivering over and
02:27over again
02:28It's embarrassing
02:28It's all the feeling today has just been so much with Heidi going and all the dynamics
02:33Yes
02:34It was a surprise that one of our sister decides to leave the competition
02:38Yeah, I thought Heidi was a real contender and I'm sorry that she got so shaken, but
02:44It's changed things
02:44I just hope she didn't plant seeds here in people's heads that are gonna grow as the competition moves forward
02:50Because I don't have to hide anything from anyone
02:51Yeah
02:52That's the type of way I would say to you right there and then
02:54Oh we know
02:54We know
02:55You know
02:55If I wanted to send you home I would tell you bitch
02:57In your competition I'm gonna send you home
02:58So I just hope that that's not something moving forward
03:03I know that me being the front runner makes people really nervous
03:06And some people make questionable decisions when they're nervous
03:10But I can't worry about whether or not Candy is holding up her end of our alliance
03:13All I can do is stay true to my word hold up my end of the alliance and hope for
03:17the best
03:17At the end of the day it might bite me in the ass but I'm a man of my word
03:20The only thing we can do from this point is move on and bitch make it to the top four
03:25Or top three or top two because we don't know
03:27I just wanna be on top chat
03:28Girl you ain't never been on top of your life bitch
03:31Let's do this
03:32Let's get the fuck out of drag honey
03:35I'm not really sure where I stand with these queens
03:37I really hope that like that shit highly pulled that doesn't affect the competition
03:41Because I'm not letting anything in my fucking way of me and that damn fucking crowd
03:44And I'm 200,000 dollars
03:45After all the drama these hoes could be looking for any opportunity to get rid of me
03:50And that cannot happen
03:51We're halfway there nothing is getting in my way
03:54The real competition has started
03:58We are in there like booty hair
04:03The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars receives a one year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics
04:08A coveted spot from the Drag Race Hall of Fame
04:11And a cash prize of $200,000
04:14With extra special guest judge Adam Shankman
04:18RuPaul's Drag Race
04:19May the best Jack we win
04:21Jack we win
04:28Yes!
04:29Step it!
04:31It's a brand new day in the workroom and I
04:34Wait!
04:35What?
04:36Oh my god look at those
04:37Uh uh
04:39Oh
04:40This room has had some redecorating done
04:43Miss Crawford
04:44Joan for your nerves
04:46She's everywhere
04:47We have a new mom in the room y'all
04:48Oh my god it's mommy dearest
04:50What is happening?
04:52What is happening?
04:54She's all ready to have hers
04:57Ladies
04:58There's only one way to the Drag Race Hall of Fame
05:01You've got to earn it Tina
05:05Why can't people give you the respect that you're entitled to?
05:10But nobody said life was fair
05:13Now Barbara please
05:15Get LB Mayer on the phone
05:18Walk me to my car
05:21Box office royalty
05:28I don't know what's happening but Joan Crawford is coming up in this house
05:32Hello hello hello
05:37All stars
05:39Now over the decades Hollywood has created a galaxy of superstars
05:44But two actresses in particular outshine them all
05:48The first Queen of Hollywood Joan Crawford
05:52And the second is Faye Dunaway
05:55Playing Joan Crawford in the movie Mommy Dearest
05:59Now Joan Crawford wasn't just a movie star
06:01She was THE movie star
06:04And her charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent
06:07Is the stuff that legends are made of
06:10Now Mommy Dearest, a movie based on her life
06:13Is not only a camp classic
06:15It's a master class in acting, Hollywood politics, and survival
06:21So for this week's Maxi Challenge
06:23We are staging the world premiere of Joan
06:27The Unauthorized Musical
06:29Yes
06:31You'll each get to play Joan at a different stage in her epic career
06:37Hashtag All Stars 8
06:39First, you'll record your solos with composer Leland
06:43That's cool
06:44Then you'll work with the director of hit movies like Hairspray, Rock of Ages, and Disenchanted
06:52The one and only Adam Shankman
06:54Oh my gosh
06:56And to help you get into character
06:58We're providing iconic Joan Crawford inspired hairstyles
07:03Courtesy of Wigs and Grace
07:05And tomorrow on the runway
07:08We're gonna celebrate another legend
07:11Category is Night of a Thousand Grace Joneses
07:14Yes!
07:16That's awesome!
07:17This week really is about keeping up with the Joneses
07:21Yes!
07:22Get it Joan Crawford Jones?
07:23Yes!
07:24Scooter!
07:25All Stars
07:25Start your engines
07:27And may the best drag queen win
07:33You know I don't like a jump over the couch like that
07:35You don't?
07:36No!
07:36That's a way to break something
07:37A Rusical challenge?
07:39Oh baby
07:40This is me
07:41Bring it on mama
07:43Okay I am triggered
07:45Why?
07:46On season 13 the Rusical was what technically got me eliminated
07:50Oh shit
07:50Before Rupaul called my ass back and saved me
07:52It just seemed a little messy
07:54Candy Muse
07:55Sashay away
07:58Candy Candy wait
08:00I'm not ready for you to go
08:02Not yet
08:04So
08:06Here we are again
08:07Shall we give it a read and a listen?
08:09Let's read it
08:10Hello
08:11The pressure is on
08:12Because Rupaul is a huge fan of Joan Crawford
08:14Also
08:15We actually gotta sing
08:16So we're listening to the tracks
08:18And we're all trying to decide which role we wanna play
08:20I'm really feeling mommy dearest Joan
08:22I really like that one
08:23Any objections to James doing mommy dearest?
08:26No
08:26Yay I got the part
08:28Oh my god you're lucky
08:29I really really want let's go Joan
08:31The voguing one?
08:32You could really turn this
08:33Oh situation
08:35Okay
08:35I think you're the one
08:36I like peg superstar Joan
08:39You'd be great man
08:40I think you're great for it
08:40That's a good one
08:41Yeah I think I'm maybe the oldest one here now
08:43So
08:43I'm stuck between two
08:45No More Wire Hangers
08:47And then MGM Queen
08:48It's Joan at her youngest and most beautiful which
08:52Hello
08:54That is very true
08:55So that's Kahana
08:56It's yours
08:56Let's be honest
08:57Who wants the country one?
09:00It's fast
09:01It's like
09:01To me
09:03I think it's a great opportunity
09:05Because it's the
09:07Don't fuck with me fellas scene
09:08Which is legendary
09:09This is not my first rodeo number
09:11It's really fast
09:13It's really wordy
09:14But if you can take a part like that
09:16Make it funny, make it fierce
09:18That could be a real opportunity
09:19It's a risk but I'm gonna take it
09:21I really love No More Wire Hangers
09:24That one's everything
09:25I'm like you
09:26I like the No Wire Hangers
09:29Well I don't have another option
09:30So whatever it is I have to do
09:31That's the one I want
09:32What do you mean you don't have another option?
09:33Like you don't just get to say
09:34This is mine and I don't have another option
09:36I didn't say this is mine
09:37That's the one I want
09:38Okay
09:39So there is no second choice?
09:41No
09:41What are we gonna do?
09:43Do you want a death drop for it?
09:44Do you want a back clip for it?
09:46I want a back clip before I fucking roll
09:49Should we audition?
09:50They could sing to the wire hanger
09:51That's their might
09:52Based on these we vote who gets it
09:54Okay
09:56I'm about to have a stroke
09:59But let's do it
10:00Alright ladies let's go
10:02Oh my god of course we have to audition
10:05I'm down to go toe to toe with a bitch
10:07But baby
10:08Let's pray
10:17Christina you are in danger
10:19Yeah
10:20No no
10:21More
10:24Jessica
10:25Come on sister
10:26Get it together
10:27I might have a reaction
10:28Yes
10:29But I'm really expensive dress
10:30So now get the iron
10:32You clean up this mess
10:33Mama please
10:34Wire
10:35Hangers
10:36Wire hangers
10:37Wire hangers
10:37Wire hangers
10:40Yes
10:40Yes
10:40Yes
10:41Honey
10:42Well done
10:43Wow
10:43Even though the cookie monster voice is strong
10:46It is hitting the notes
10:47That's your role girl
10:48At least for me
10:50I mean I agree you killed that candy
10:51Alright
10:52Alright
10:53I accept
10:54So it's your part
10:55And I'm gonna do my best with
10:57Bring me the axe
10:58I'm happy that I got the role I wanted
11:00But now I have to prove not only to myself
11:03But to the other girls
11:03That I can finally get a win
11:05Who's this role?
11:06This needs to be my big moment
11:09Let's talk about pressure
11:10Alright
11:10So that's our musical
11:24It's time to record our vocals with Leland
11:26And I am excited
11:27Because bitch I'm a Joan Crawford stan
11:30And baby we're gonna nail this out
11:32Hello ladies
11:33Hi
11:34Are you ready to make some Hollywood herstory?
11:37Absolutely
11:38Joan has some pretty big shoes to fill
11:40But I think we can do it
11:41Good thing we have big feet
11:42Yeah
11:43Alright well let's do it
11:44When it comes to vocals
11:45I'm like a very high Paula Abdul
11:48Here we go
11:49Okay
11:49Now that we know
11:51Wire hangers Joan
11:53I'm very excited to hear you sing this
11:56The MGM Queen
11:59Great let's get that
12:00Do I have to do that falsetto?
12:01I want you to do it in chest voice
12:02Okay okay
12:03Go for it
12:03I'll try
12:03The two of us in pictures
12:05What a glorious pair
12:07That's actually really good
12:08She's good
12:09She's damn good
12:10James is doing what James does best
12:12She's a very comedic kind of queen
12:14Characters is what she does
12:16And I feel like she is a dark horse this week
12:20I see you bitch
12:22Christina darling
12:23Call me your mommy dearest
12:26I like the sinister delivery of mommy dearest
12:31I think that's gonna be wonderful
12:32Thank you
12:32One, two, three
12:34Woman on a mission, ambition
12:37Can't believe they made me audition
12:38Let's go Joan
12:40Love that
12:41Yeah what a fun tone
12:42The MGM Queen
12:45Child no, uh uh
12:47So just take a deep breath and get that last line
12:49If you ever gonna push, now's the time
12:51I hope I don't crack no windows
12:53Clinch, squeeze
12:55Give me that note
12:56Oh my god
12:57Here we go
12:57I'm good at squeezing
12:58The MGM Queen
13:01Ah
13:03Perfect
13:04Christina darling
13:05Are you trying to kill me?
13:09The pitch is there
13:10I'm not worried about that
13:11Think about those acting moments
13:12That twisted piece of metal
13:14That twisted piece of metal
13:16Staring right at me
13:18We got it, let's keep moving
13:20Work
13:20Here we go
13:22I'm
13:23Still
13:25John
13:27Oh
13:30Rewriting that melody a little bit
13:32I ain't gonna say I'm a singer
13:34You know if I was to be a singer
13:35I was gonna be like a Milli Vanilli
13:37One, two, three
13:38But I came here on a mission to win
13:39Bitch, how about to give you up for a projection, girl?
13:43I'm
13:44Still
13:46John
13:51John
13:51There you go
13:52Worked
13:52Yes
13:52Jones is in the building, bitch
13:54Welcome Jimbo
13:55You old hack
13:56Hollywood
13:57Yes, crank it up, last chorus
13:59Yeah
14:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
14:02Yes, yes
14:03Yeah, yeah
14:06Alright, I'm ready
14:06Have you sang a rock song before?
14:08Anything in this genre?
14:09Yeah
14:09Really?
14:10I love the rock
14:11Ow
14:12Amazing
14:13This part was not my first choice
14:15But baby, that's not gonna stop me
14:18I'm ready
14:21Bring me the axe
14:24Bring me the axe
14:24And not ass, axe
14:26What's wrong with that?
14:27Nothing wrong with that
14:28Give me that axe
14:29Somebody bring me the axe
14:32Axe
14:33Axe
14:34Axe
14:34Can we get some ass to the main stage?
14:36Jessica Wilde wants ass
14:37Bring me the axe
14:40That was, are you fucking with me?
14:43I'll have what she's having
14:46Axe
14:46Axe
14:47He's axe, right?
14:48Bring me the axe
14:50Bring me the axe
14:51There we go
14:52We got it
14:53Oh wow, I learned
14:55Stop tap dancing around the subject, fellas
14:58Boardroom bitch Joan
14:59In my musical theatre training
15:01I learned that this is what you call a patter song
15:03Where the words come fast and furiously
15:05I gotta do my trills
15:08Brrrr
15:09Brrrr
15:09Brrrr
15:10Bacha kitcha, bacha kitcha, bacha kitcha
15:12Are you su-sall in cahoots?
15:13Don't try to kick me off the board
15:14Not so fast you su-
15:16Whoo, you got it
15:17And I actually think you should lean into the comedy of running out of air
15:21Of breath
15:21Okay
15:22That's a fight you can't afford
15:23Here's my...
15:24Like lean into that, alright?
15:26One, two...
15:27Dear old Ali was my pally
15:28And you drove him to his grave
15:29I fought monsters back in Hollywood
15:31That make you boys look tame
15:32Are you su-sall in cahoots?
15:34Don't try and kick me off the board
15:35Not so fast you sneaky bastards
15:36That's a fight you can't afford
15:39Great, great, we got it
15:40I'm gonna do it
15:42Bacha kitcha, bacha kitcha, bacha kitcha bacha
15:44Gacha bacha bacha
15:45Gacha bacha bacha
15:45Gacha bacha
15:48I got it, that's it
15:49Woo!
15:52There's a lot that they are
15:52Hey ladies
15:54Hey!
15:54Hey ladies!
15:55I am such a major crazy fan of you guys
15:59Oh...
16:00This is super thrilling for me
16:01And I'm glad some of you wore heels
16:03I'm very excited because I'm going to do a choreography
16:06with the one and the only Adam Chaikman.
16:10And this is huge.
16:11He's been directing a lot of movies,
16:14musicals, like Hairspray.
16:15It's a sensible jazz shoot.
16:17This is great for my resume.
16:19In this challenge, we are resurrecting
16:22our beloved Joan Crawford.
16:24We've got a lot of work to do
16:25because putting a Joan Crawford Rusical
16:28in front of mother half-assed is a very bad idea.
16:32Mm-hmm.
16:32Nobody wants to see grass.
16:34All right.
16:35So, fan kick with that left leg.
16:38OK.
16:39You don't have to be kicking your face.
16:40OK.
16:40But if you can, I want you to.
16:42Uh, uh, ooh.
16:43That bam.
16:44Even though I consider myself a performer and dancer,
16:47Adam is super technical.
16:48And I'm not a technical dancer.
16:50I'm just a girl who gets on stage and lives her best life.
16:53Shanae, here.
16:54Up.
16:56OK.
16:58There.
17:00I'm too freakin' old.
17:02Don't let me kick higher than you.
17:03OK.
17:04Tea.
17:05So you're Let's Go Joan.
17:06Yes.
17:07Joan loved giving face.
17:08She was very much, I can change lives just with an expression.
17:12So that's going to be what I need you serving in this.
17:14OK.
17:15Right now, I'm doing well in the competition.
17:17I haven't been in the bottom, but I still haven't won nothing yet.
17:21Yes.
17:21Left.
17:23Right.
17:25Then helicopter.
17:26And then you're going to come down and give face.
17:29Yes.
17:30I am living for this number because it's very fierce, very face, very attitude.
17:35OK.
17:35Everything that I love.
17:36How does this feel so far?
17:37It feels lovely.
17:38It feels sexy.
17:39I'm feeling my inside paws.
17:41I'm feeling love.
17:42Baby.
17:43This is going to be a lot of re-extreme story.
17:46I don't even care what's going on down here because what's going on up there is so good.
17:49It is so good up here.
17:51Ah!
17:52Work.
17:54How do you think this Joan would move?
17:57Whenever I watch Joan Crawford movies, I always notice how stiff but graceful she is.
18:00Uh-huh.
18:00Like, it's very, like, always shoulders, and she just thinks there's mouth and face a lot.
18:04It looks like the same arm, same leg.
18:04She just went same arm, same leg.
18:06I was like, uh-oh.
18:07You're in for it with me because when it comes to learning choreo, let's just say, um, I ain't
18:12no mid-to-ganger.
18:13Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, ba-dum.
18:17I think I just fucked with the legs.
18:18Why?
18:19No one's going to know.
18:21I'll know.
18:22Let's try that again.
18:23One, two, three, four, three, four, five, six, seven, hip.
18:30Ah!
18:31I think when it comes to James and dancing, they don't know each other.
18:35You know, all the left feet.
18:37So this has that awesome rocker vibe.
18:40What do you know about this scene?
18:42I know she got very crazy because she lost her job, basically.
18:46Yeah.
18:46What I want this to be is literally a representation of her, like, of just pure rage.
18:54I want pure rage.
18:55Yeah.
18:55Yeah.
18:57One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
19:01Yes, ma'am.
19:02Wow, Jessica.
19:03Are you a dancer?
19:04I think.
19:06Now, from here, I want, like, undulating.
19:10You're just coming like that.
19:12I think it was fate that I ended up with this part because it's a lot of dance.
19:16Ugh.
19:17Ugh.
19:17And the judges and the girls are going to learn this week why I am wild.
19:23Go insane.
19:24Insane and stuck.
19:26Hammer time.
19:27Yes.
19:28So you're taking us to a hoedown.
19:30Right.
19:31Have you ever been to a hoedown?
19:32Little Red Schoolhouse in New York City.
19:35There's just nothing more down home than a New York City hoedown.
19:40I've got my custom Leducas on and I'm going to the rodeo.
19:43So you're just going to go bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.
19:47I've been in Oklahoma twice.
19:48I got this.
19:49That make sense?
19:49I think so.
19:50If so, don't think so.
19:52Can we do the box one more time?
19:53You have to step and touch and step and touch.
19:58It's much simpler than you just made it.
20:00You're making it harder on yourself.
20:01How would you just do legs?
20:02Okay.
20:02Five, six, seven, eight.
20:04I was thinking for my hag, you know, we'd be doing things like knitting.
20:08Maybe we'd do a crossword.
20:10Maybe we would visit with a child we don't remember.
20:12Do you know the monkey?
20:13Okay.
20:14Do you know that step?
20:15Bum, bum, bum, bum.
20:16Lady, we've got a lot of work to do here.
20:18But instead they have me dancing.
20:20Oh, Christ.
20:22So let's get our wire hangers on.
20:24I feel so butch.
20:26I have a recollection that you did not do so well on your season in your Rusical.
20:30Yeah.
20:31We're not going to let that happen again.
20:32Five, six.
20:33We're going to jump.
20:34It's going to go up above the head and up above the head.
20:37Yeah, it's going to do that.
20:39But you don't go, you only go half turn, half turn.
20:44All right, Candy, this is your time.
20:46Come on.
20:47Huh.
20:47Hand on the hip.
20:48Come on.
20:49You know better than to just let your left arm dangle.
20:52And up, down, up, down.
20:55You're going to get this.
20:56Woo!
20:56Girl!
20:57Help me.
21:09Christina!
21:10It's Rusical Day.
21:11Bring me the ax.
21:13Not my first time at the rodeo.
21:15It's the day of the show.
21:17We are going to perform Joan the unauthorized Rusical in front of the judges today.
21:21Are we ready to channel Joan Crawford?
21:23Yes.
21:23Let's bring her back from the dead.
21:25I have been rehearsing all night and I'm full of nerves.
21:28But you know what?
21:29I'm always nervous before I perform.
21:30This is what I do.
21:32I live, eat, sleep and breathe theater.
21:35Candy?
21:36Yeah?
21:36Yours is going to take so fast, you're just going to smear cream on your face.
21:39I know.
21:39I'm not used to looking unglamorous.
21:41So, she'll be real interesting today.
21:48I'm excited.
21:49I love my part.
21:51This anger, rock and roll.
21:53She lost her job.
21:54Yeah, she's pissed.
21:55She's fired.
21:56And she's in her forties.
21:57So, I'm feeling identified with her when you are 40 and you think that everything is
22:01over.
22:02And it's not.
22:03No, it's not.
22:04How do you feel with your part, Jimbo?
22:05I love my part.
22:06The hag in the wheelchair from whatever happened to baby Jane.
22:09But, I'm a little bit nervous.
22:11I went home on my bruisical.
22:13Girl, eat you to the choir.
22:14I am shaking in my boots.
22:17Choreography and dancing is, you know, a little bit of an Achilles tendon for me.
22:22If that's even how that goes.
22:23My Achilles heel, whatever.
22:25There's like some tricky footwork.
22:26I've just been practicing and stuff.
22:28So, hopefully I'm good.
22:30I hope I can just make it through this challenge.
22:33Because I know if I land in the bottom, any of these bitches might take the opportunity
22:36to take me out.
22:39How do you feel?
22:40I'm feeling pretty good about this because I'm really familiar with the subject matter.
22:44Uh-huh.
22:45And I got to take a comedy approach with my number, so.
22:47Yes.
22:47I'm excited about this because I get to be so over the top.
22:50And beat the shit out of Christina.
22:52Yes.
22:53It's super important that I make sure my character of Joan shines through.
22:57And really just explore comedy with this.
22:59Which is something that has been my strong suit in this competition.
23:02I can give you Joan all day long.
23:04I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Charles.
23:07No, that's Gloria Swanson.
23:09Oh my God.
23:10Oh, Jessica, you look crazy right now.
23:11Oh, girl, you want crazy.
23:13Check these lips out.
23:14Ah!
23:14Yes!
23:16I'm excited to do a Rusical again.
23:18I had so much fun doing Kardashian, like.
23:21Oh, you did so good, too.
23:22Just like stepping into the shoes of another character.
23:25It's such an opportunity to express yourself.
23:27I feel like we all have been given such a gift in getting to step into the shoes of the
23:31one and only Joan Crawford.
23:32I love it.
23:33It's so fun.
23:34And not only that, bitch, the runway is Grace Joan.
23:38When I was younger, I would like, you know, go in my mother's backyard and dance and sing
23:44all night and try to emulate Grace Joan because that's like the only dark person that I saw
23:47on TV that looked like me.
23:49That made me feel like, oh, maybe I could be famous one day.
23:51Or maybe I could like do this, you know, on TV one day.
23:53So it's just like an amazing day today.
23:56When I first started off doing drag and it was inspired by Grace Jones, it's just her aura.
24:01They don't know Grace Jones the way I know Grace Jones, baby.
24:04I'm about to piss all over the stage, bitch.
24:06How about, girl?
24:07You guys, we are halfway through the competition.
24:09I was just thinking that literally after this, we're going straight to six.
24:13Oh, my God.
24:14Six girls.
24:15Six girls.
24:16I'm sorry, girlies, but baby, I'm throwing marbles on the stage.
24:20This is going to be a battle.
24:21The group is getting smaller and smaller and the competition is getting stronger.
24:27The girls are more hungry for the crown.
24:29These bitches are fierce and we are ready to bring the house down.
24:34Oh, we know it has to be some bottoms tonight.
24:36So how are we going to vote?
24:37I think at this point in the competition, I'm like, the track records are like settling in.
24:42Some girls have been in the bottom once, twice.
24:44I don't know.
24:45There's definitely like a lot of history in the competition already to see how people are doing.
24:49And also we got to see how people perform today.
24:52Yeah.
24:52And for what I see, it's going to be difficult because everybody's doing fucking good.
24:57I'm nervous for every elimination.
24:59But this week, I can't land on the bottom.
25:00Because at this point, I don't know how the girls are feeling about me.
25:03Girl, for all I know, they could be gunning to send me home.
25:06You'd better clean up this filthy, filthy station.
25:10Look at these dirty brushes!
25:13Mommy!
25:14Don't fuck with me, fellas!
25:17Bring me the ass!
25:18Helga, when you clean the floors, you have to move the tree.
25:21I'm not mad at you, Helga.
25:23I'm mad at the dirt.
25:23Don't fall on your hands!
25:27Ever!
25:28Precious!
25:30Precious!
25:30Precious!
25:31Precious!
25:32Precious!
25:34Wrong movie, sis.
25:36Oh, wrong movie!
25:37Oh, yeah!
25:54Yes!
25:55Yes!
25:57Match!
25:59Can you breathe?
26:00No.
26:00That means it's working.
26:02Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.
26:05She knows where to find the boys and the boos.
26:09It's Michelle Visage.
26:10That's right!
26:12That's right what?
26:13That's right, Mommy Dearest.
26:15When I told you to call me that, I wanted you to mean it.
26:20Do you mean it?
26:21I mean it?
26:23Help!
26:26She's bigger and faster, and she will always beat you.
26:30It's T.S. Madison.
26:31Nobody said life was fair, bitch.
26:36And our extra special guest judge, Adam Shankman.
26:41I am one of your fans!
26:48Oh, that's pretty.
26:50This week we challenged our queens to sing and dance the house
26:53down in Joan the Unauthorized Rusical.
26:57And tonight on the runway, category is
26:59Night of a Thousand Grace Joneses.
27:03All Stars, start your engine.
27:05And may the best drag queen win!
27:14And now, the world premiere of Joan the Unauthorized Rusical.
27:26When I came to Hollywood, this town was barely a decade old.
27:31I guess you could say, we grew up together.
27:35I had a career that spanned half a century.
27:39I made 85 pictures.
27:41And some pretty damn good ones, too.
27:43But for every victory, there was a price to pay.
27:46You wanna know my story?
27:49Hmm?
27:51Okay, let's go!
27:57I began as a hoover named Lucy Lester.
28:02Then Hollywood phoned 1924.
28:06Made flicks as a flapper.
28:08Some called me a whore, but I'm on the scene.
28:10The future.
28:12MGM queen.
28:14Changed my name to Crawford.
28:16I had ambition to be number one for Fox Office and Mission.
28:23Worked hard.
28:24Married up.
28:25Earned book group recognition.
28:26Up there on the screen.
28:28The reigning MGM queen.
28:32And at their hit, they put me on the map.
28:34So did sitting on old Louis B's lap.
28:36But I took my job very seriously.
28:38And became Hollywood royalty.
28:43Clouded my way to the top and nailed jungle red.
28:47Had Fairbanks and Gable and more.
28:49All in my bed.
28:52I'm the woman on top.
28:53The one getting ahead.
28:55How lucky for me.
28:57The MGM queen.
29:01And the only thing missing was someone I could love.
29:04So I adopted a beautiful baby girl.
29:10Your sweet little face.
29:14Your platinum hair.
29:18The two of us in pictures.
29:20What a glorious pair.
29:23If you wonder how.
29:26I'd like to be addressed.
29:30Christina darling.
29:32Call me your.
29:34Mommy dearest.
29:35Keep only one gift.
29:38The one you like the best.
29:42Christina darling.
29:44Call me your.
29:46Mommy dearest.
29:48I'll always beat you swimming laps.
29:50Because I'm that much faster.
29:52And make you eat rare meat.
29:53To show I care.
29:55Vitamins.
29:55But if you ever question.
29:57Why I adopted you.
29:59I 100% without a doubt.
30:00Positively.
30:01Certainly.
30:01Did not.
30:02Do it for the press.
30:03How's this angle fella?
30:08Christina darling.
30:10Call me your.
30:12Mommy dearest.
30:16But being a single mom.
30:18Let's just say it had its.
30:20Challenges.
30:24I buy my daughter.
30:26Expensive designer clothes.
30:28But in the closet.
30:30I saw it.
30:31And I just froze that.
30:33Twisted piece of metal.
30:35Staring all at me.
30:37Christina darling.
30:39Are you trying to kill me?
30:43No more wire hangers.
30:46No more wire hangers.
30:49No more wire hangers.
30:49No more wire hangers.
30:50No more wire hangers.
30:50Cyberj Jam.
31:05No more wire hangers.
31:08No more wire hangers.
31:11It made of peopleacing for me.
31:14One more wire hangers.Sh
31:18fått profiles. No
31:18more wires. Oh.
31:19Christina,
31:19are you in danger? Oh. Wait
31:19a minute
31:20I'm out. Agreed.
31:23When I was pushed out, I mean, when I left MGM, I thought my career was over.
31:30How would I make a living for me and for my family?
31:3618 years on the scene, I was the MGM queen.
31:42But today, LV ripped it all away.
31:48Yeah!
31:49Boxed up his poison, hit the road, John.
31:52Walked into my heart, bitch, you're on your own.
31:55I got the chops of Tina to wear your toe.
31:58Your mother got sex, so bring me the axe.
32:04I went home and I took it hard.
32:08Freaked out in my backyard.
32:10They think I'm down, but these stores will be my crown.
32:14Oh, oh, oh, oh.
32:17Boxed up his poison, can you give me a break?
32:20Kids get the creepers, I don't care, it's late.
32:23I'll show you how this body's ready to break.
32:26Your mother got sex, so bring me the axe.
32:31Somebody bring me the axe.
32:36Yes!
32:36Yes, ma'am.
32:37At Warner's, they worked me twice as hard for half the salary.
32:41But I didn't care.
32:42I'd have done anything to play the part of Mildred Pierce.
32:48Yes, ma'am.
32:50Yes, ma'am.
33:07Yes.
33:07You're the thief.
33:08Ha, ha, ha, ha!
33:09Clues of this on the line, ice.
33:11Eating up those fried chicken thighs.
33:12Let's go, Joan.
33:14Show the pets just like a linebacker.
33:16Feetalike, though I have to slap her.
33:18Let's go, Joan.
33:19Yeah!
33:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:22Slapper. Slapper, stop. Let's go, Joan.
33:27Hollywood, they brought me up there, but I want this actress lying in bed.
33:30Let's go, Joan. Crawford now in first place.
33:34Louie, be in your face. Now I'm back on summer.
33:38Let's go, Joan. Let's go.
33:44When I married Alfield, I was the queen of Hollywood, and he was the soda pop king.
33:49Together, we were going to rule the world.
33:51But then, suddenly, he died.
33:55Hello, Miss Crawford. What a lovely hat, Miss Crawford.
34:00Stop tap-dancing around the subject, fellas.
34:04Dear old Ali was my pally, and you drove into his grave.
34:07I fought monsters back in Hollywood that make you boys so tame.
34:10Are you suits all in cahoots? Don't try and kick me off the board.
34:13Not so fast, you sneaky bastards. That's a fight you can't afford.
34:16Here's my demands. I'll be your man.
34:18Pushin' the brand any way I can.
34:32If you wanna have a hoedown, then you're gonna need a hoedown.
34:35Don't fuck with me, fellas. It ain't my first rodeo.
34:42Don't fuck with me, fellas.
34:46In Hollywood, you go from playing ingenues to mothers to old hags.
34:50And what the hell's wrong with that?
34:52Ha!
34:53Now that I'm over the hill, they put me out to pasture.
34:57I ain't have my feel.
34:58Not a total disaster.
35:00I still have fans.
35:02I wanna scream.
35:03Hollywood, heck, superstar.
35:06Whatever happened to me?
35:08The king, king, king, king.
35:10Hollywood, heck, superstar.
35:13Billy Davis, but then, say it, say it, say it, say it.
35:16At least the kids will know my name.
35:19Name.
35:19Name.
35:20Hollywood, heck, superstar.
35:22Straight jacket was ahead.
35:25Murder, arrested, and acts.
35:26I saw what you did.
35:28Hey, that one had a few cracks, but it is what it is.
35:33Hollywood, heck, superstar.
35:36Why was Trump so rude to live?
35:37Bam, bam, bam, bam.
35:39Hollywood, heck, superstar.
35:42My co-star was a game.
35:44Man, man, man, man.
35:46At least the kids will know my name.
35:48Name.
35:48Hollywood, heck, superstar.
35:54The moral of the story is simple and true.
35:57Once upon a time, Hollywood had a real star.
36:00Spent nearly 50 years in the biz.
36:04Joan.
36:06Played every kind of broad that there is.
36:10Joan.
36:12That damn film took my reputation to the trash.
36:15Should have read that my will left Christina some cash.
36:18Alas, I'm still Joan.
36:24Eyebrows and shoulder past where my thing.
36:28Joan.
36:30Did I mention three Askenovs and a win?
36:34Joan.
36:36You think that would get me some respect on the street, but fade on away with my whole legacy.
36:42At last, I'm still Joan.
36:48I'm not just a clean freak with some OCD.
36:51At least the drag queens will remember me.
36:54Who me?
36:55Who me?
36:55At least.
36:56At least.
36:57A beast.
36:58Barbara, please.
36:59Cease.
37:14Nobody here ever seen her before.
37:15Nobody here ever seen her before.
37:29Category is Night of a Thousand.
37:32Grace Joneses.
37:33Up first, Kahana Montrese.
37:35Who is she?
37:37Who is she?
37:37Get a load of that rosebud.
37:39Bloomin' gorgeous.
37:40The Miracle-Gro worked on all sorts of places.
37:44Even though I am channeling Grace Jones, this look is very showgirl.
37:49Y'all know I gotta put some sparkle in it.
37:51I'm giving you fully stoned tights, sequins everywhere, and the rose is bringing elegance.
37:57But I am feeling like a strong bitch inside.
38:00You pedal work.
38:03Up next, James Mansfield.
38:06Foxy lady out of sight.
38:08It's like a beaver wrestling match.
38:10In a bookin' corner.
38:12I adore this look because I love any opportunity to dress up like a supervillain.
38:16I am serving you a waterfall of fox furs, and I'm giving you a different beat.
38:23It is a switch up for me, for sure.
38:24Different hair color and new makeup.
38:26Because I can do it all, alright?
38:28I'm like a Swiss army knife in drag.
38:30For the best tail in town called James.
38:34I've heard she's got nice tail.
38:36Bye, Purlicia.
38:39Candy Muse.
38:40Yeah, this bitch is working all the angles.
38:43You heard of vibology?
38:45Uh-huh.
38:46This is geometry.
38:47Oh, okay.
38:48I have these geometrical shapes in all types of primary colors.
38:53The Grace Jones inspiration with the twist of Candy Muse.
38:56I am serving you all types of legs, bitch.
39:00You can't hate me stopping on these runways.
39:02Why is she always boxing herself in like this?
39:05I feel like she's trying to make a point.
39:07Asosceles.
39:09Who is she?
39:10Jessica Wilde.
39:11That's gorgeous.
39:13Mm-hmm.
39:13Rue, you know who she is?
39:14What?
39:14A liar.
39:19Right now, I'm feeling sensual.
39:21I'm feeling elegant, but at the same time, extravagante.
39:25I'm a purple fantasy.
39:28Designed by Johnny B. Hood.
39:31What a waste.
39:34Who is she?
39:36La La Rie.
39:37Girl, she two-faced it.
39:40Mask for mask.
39:41It's got wings.
39:43She's a Batmobile.
39:45Maybe I'm walking down this runway like no man can turn this pussy down.
39:48Okay?
39:49Do you understand me?
39:50I'm feeling powerful and feel.
39:52And this hat is heavy and it's digging into my head, honey.
39:54It's painful, but it's for the love of grace.
40:01The flying queen.
40:03Alexis Michelle.
40:05This dress comes complete with shade.
40:09I am trying to embody Grace Jones.
40:12And what a style icon.
40:14I'm serving a strong aura and a strong shoulder.
40:18I feel really beautiful.
40:20From the Candy Muse Blush Collection.
40:24The shade, the shade, the lampshade of it all.
40:32Jimbo, I just washed my hat and I can't do a thing with it.
40:38Grace Jones is a fashion icon, so I am serving fashion, fashion, fashion on the runway tonight.
40:43This look is a different side of my drag.
40:45I don't need to have a titty bib.
40:47I am feeling like a model.
40:48My clavicles are popping, my shoulders are shouldering, and my elbows aren't dry.
40:54But I'm going to put cream on them.
40:55You look strappy.
41:02Welcome, queens.
41:03Based on your Joan the Rusical performances and your Grace Jones runway presentations, make some decisions.
41:14Alexis Michelle.
41:16Jimbo.
41:17You are safe.
41:22You may leave the stage.
41:27Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
41:30First up, Kahana Montrese.
41:33First of all, that Rusical was unbelievable.
41:36It was fantastic.
41:38Everybody did so amazingly well that it's separating the A-pluses from the A's.
41:43All of you ladies gave charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent overload.
41:48It was just amazing.
41:49Kahana, you had a tough job with all that choreography.
41:53And you nailed it.
41:55And I think thinking so much about the choreography and wanting to get that perfect ear face because of it
42:00was lacking that presence that I needed.
42:04I think sometimes that there was a little bit of a detachment above and below the net.
42:08But you looked gorgeous.
42:09You danced like heaven up there.
42:10And this is everything.
42:12Vegas secret garden hooker.
42:14I love it.
42:16Listen, there were some challenges there with pitch and tone and all that kind of stuff.
42:20But you're fantastic in the show.
42:21Girl, you are a superstar.
42:25All right.
42:25Up next, James Mansfield.
42:28When we started rehearsal, I got scared because I was like, oh, no, there's more left feet than an abandoned
42:35mannequin warehouse.
42:37And you were fantastic.
42:40I loved your performance.
42:42And your lip sync was spot on.
42:44I could see you struggling a little bit with dance moves.
42:47So not an A plus, but right under that.
42:51I think the issue with this outfit, it's a little bit loose where it shouldn't be loose and not perfect.
42:56It's just like giving me a really meaty pullback tuck.
43:00You could see my camel lips.
43:01I don't mind a meaty tuck.
43:03In fact, I insist on a meaty tuck.
43:07But, yeah, the proportions are off.
43:10Up next, Kandi Muse.
43:12Kandi, is there anything that you can't do, honey?
43:15I'm going to tell you something.
43:16The most iconic part of this musical was definitely that hanger.
43:20You did it only the way that Kandi could do it.
43:23I was so blown away by you.
43:25You kind of shook me because I was like, this is the anchor that this number needs.
43:31Your vocal shocked me how good it was.
43:34Like, that was spectacular.
43:35I was like, oh, I did not know she could sing like that.
43:38I really loved it, Kandi.
43:39And you chose a very good Grace Jones.
43:43It's just Kandi, but it's embodying grace.
43:46You did a great job tonight, baby.
43:49Up next, Jessica Wilde.
43:51You are living up to your name.
43:53That was wild out there.
43:55You were shot out of canon.
43:56And you knew exactly where you had to be emotionally freaking phenomenal.
44:00Jessica, I'm always enthralled with everything that you do.
44:03And you did not disappoint me.
44:06You knew where to emote.
44:07You knew where to put the inflections.
44:09You knew where to give what needs to be given.
44:12You turned it out.
44:13And this Grace Jones, a liar look, is one of my all-time favorites.
44:17Yeah, that's a great interpretation of that outfit because the original does not have sleeves like that.
44:22And I'm full of holes because I like holes.
44:24Yeah.
44:26A scandalo.
44:27Yeah.
44:27A scandalo.
44:28Get in line.
44:31Up next, are you ready for the experience?
44:34The Lala re-experience?
44:36Lala, you went in and slapped that shit up, girl.
44:40Even the very beginning with that shimmy, it was like powerful.
44:45And I thought that roll was perfect for you.
44:48Oh, that slap thing.
44:50It was just heaven on earth.
44:52You are heaven on earth.
44:53But that said, this outfit is a little simple for me somehow.
44:57This doesn't disappoint.
44:59It's just that probably more than anyone else in the competition, you have the physique to do Grace Jones.
45:05So we were wanting one of the iconic ones.
45:08But it's really gorgeous.
45:09It reminds me of the Batmobile.
45:11Thank you, ladies.
45:13I think we've heard enough.
45:14Based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions.
45:27You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
45:31Jessica Wilde.
45:33Lala re-experience.
45:35You are safe.
45:38Kahana Montrese.
45:40James Mansfield.
45:42I'm sorry, my dears.
45:43But you are the bottom all-stars of the week.
45:47Thank you, all-stars.
45:49You may leave the stage.
45:51This should be a pretty obvious choice.
45:54We just voted to send Kahana home by a unanimous decision last week.
45:58Okay, it's an open book test.
46:00Here I am.
46:01In the bottom again.
46:03This is my third time in the bottom.
46:04So at this point, it could be three strikes and you're out.
46:20Oh, child.
46:21How am I going to make this decision this week?
46:23Because they both did a wonderful job in this challenge.
46:25I like her, dear.
46:26But I like her, too.
46:28Amy, Amy.
46:28This is Kahana's third bottom.
46:30She has a win.
46:31This is James' second bottom.
46:33No win.
46:34That's why I don't even think about the whole track record thing.
46:36Because in situations like this, you don't know what to do.
46:38We love you so much.
46:41When it comes to these queens, the choice is not so simple.
46:44I could take out the girl who I thought was the weakest this week.
46:47Or I can be strategic and vote for someone who's bigger competition.
46:51I'm sorry, sis.
46:53I'm sorry, honey.
46:54There goes my invite to Coco's Thanksgiving party.
46:59Love you, James.
47:04This decision is so stressful because if I win this lip sync,
47:08my vote is the one that matters.
47:11And crushing someone's dream is never fun.
47:13I hope that no one gets mad at my decision.
47:16But this is survivor of Drag Race, honey.
47:19I have to do what works for me.
47:29Welcome back.
47:30Candy Muse, are you ready to meet your opponent?
47:34She should be so lucky.
47:39It's time to present this week's Lip Sync Assassin.
47:44That's it.
47:45Oh.
47:46Oh.
47:47Who is it?
47:49It's yours.
47:49Oh, my God.
47:50George.
47:51Reveal yourself.
47:56I could be this tomorrow.
47:57Oh, it looks like it's going to be the man with the boots tonight, honey.
48:01Oh, dear.
48:03Oh, my God.
48:05Oh, my God.
48:07Yes, Angie.
48:08The southern man from ATF.
48:11Nigeria Paris Van Michael.
48:13My hometown sister, Elias.
48:16And in color, girl, I can't wait.
48:17These pass popcorn.
48:19Well, look who's back in town.
48:21Hey.
48:22Welcome home.
48:23Thank you for letting me back in the house.
48:24Are you ready to slay?
48:26I'm ready to make a shake, honey.
48:30Two queens, stand before me.
48:33Ladies, Angeria holds the lipstick of the queen that the group has voted to send home.
48:40If Angeria wins the Lip Sync, the queen on her lipstick gets the chop.
48:46Candy.
48:47This is your chance to impress me.
48:48Win $30,000 and earn the power to get one of the bottom queens to chop.
48:58The time has come.
49:00Read your Lip Sync for your legacy.
49:06Good luck.
49:07And don't fuck it up.
49:22Have we met at a different time?
49:26We'd be perfect for each other.
49:30Now we're spending all our time in this world of heart together.
49:38You once told me I'm on ground.
49:42Oh, yeah.
49:44I'm not perfect.
49:45I'm not perfect.
49:47I'm not perfect.
49:49I'm not perfect.
49:51But I'm perfect for you.
49:54Yeah.
49:55Ah.
49:57I'm not perfect.
49:59But I'm perfect for you.
50:03I'm not perfect.
50:18I'm not perfect for you.
50:24I'm not perfect for you.
50:27Now I'm right on time.
50:29I'm not feel on time.
50:32You now I'm right on time.
50:46You better feel that candy, bitch, yes.
50:51Ladies, I've made my decision.
50:59Candy Muse, conjaculation to your winner, baby.
51:07You've earned a cash tip, $13,000.
51:10Wow.
51:12Anteria Paris Van Michael, thank you for being here.
51:17Thank you, Mama, so much for having me.
51:19Remember that I do birthdays, funerals, warm-ups, and weddings.
51:25Now, will the bottom queens please step forward?
51:33Kahano Montrese, James Mansfield.
51:36Whoever gets the chop tonight will be immediately entered into the online fame games.
51:44Candy Muse, with great power comes great responsibility.
51:48Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
51:52I have a tremendous amount of respect for this queen, and tonight was a very difficult decision for me.
51:59But I chose...
52:04James.
52:08Okay.
52:09As it is written, so it shall be done.
52:14James Mansfield, you are, and will always be, an all-star.
52:21You're leaving us tonight, but the fame games have just begun.
52:25Now, sashay away.
52:32I am gooped, gagged, and gobsmacked right now, but here we are.
52:38Okay.
52:39It's fine, but you can understand.
52:40I feel like I've nailed this challenge, and I think Candy maybe took the opportunity to eliminate a threat.
52:46We love you, James.
52:47We love you, James.
52:49But this is part of the game.
52:51Well, I did better than last time.
52:55I may not have won this crown, but there is still a second way to win this competition.
53:00James Mansfield, queen of the fame games.
53:02Have a nice ring to it.
53:04Conjaculations, all-stars.
53:05And remember, if you can't love yourself, how the hell are you going to love somebody else?
53:10Can I get an amen up in here?
53:11Amen!
53:12All right, now let the music play.