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00:01Jay, we should leave for the airport.
00:03Okay, so once again, an elevator is called a lift, an apartment is a flat, and a cigarette, now this
00:08one's weird.
00:08Okay, Pete, I don't think that's going to come up a lot, but thanks for your help.
00:11Hey, while you guys are over there, can you pop over and check in on my daughter?
00:14And by check in, I mean keep any creepy French guys and their baguettes away from her, if you know
00:19what I mean.
00:21They'll get innuendo, big time.
00:24I suppose once we have the proof we need, we could pop to Paris for a quick visite.
00:28Ooh, no can do, Sammy. I mean, Europe's no hop-skip. I don't want to press my luck with my
00:33ghost powers.
00:34I can't make a bunch of side trips while we're there, or else my baguette will start to disappear.
00:38Once again, tall grasp, this guy, keepin' up.
00:41Plus, we got a big day coming up when Pete returns, the one-year anniversary of when we started dating,
00:46our first non-facebomb kiss.
00:48It's a good lesson for the kids out there, if you try to kiss someone and they resist, just keep
00:52trying.
00:53I'm not sure that's the takeaway.
00:56Huh. Paula!
00:57Oh, the Hollywood producer? Get it, Sam!
01:00Hello!
01:01What the hell? Did you call me?
01:03No, uh, I think you called me.
01:05This is a hot start.
01:06I was trying to copy your email. They put the damn video button so close. Why do they do that?
01:11Anyway, I have news. It's about your movie script, Polar Opposites.
01:16Oh, if I had known this was a video call, I would have encouraged a wardrobe change, but you're doing
01:20great.
01:20I showed it to the studio. They loved it.
01:23Oh my god, really?
01:24Really? Does that mean they're gonna buy it? Hey, Paula, I just got here.
01:28Hey, Jay. No, they're not buying it yet, but they want to continue the conversation.
01:33Oh, we're gonna be so rich. Aquarium wall, here we come.
01:36The studio wants a franchise. I won't bore you with the details, but basically, they want to know what the
01:42next two films in the P.O. Trilogy are going to be.
01:45I can start putting together some ideas, but can it wait till next week? I've got sort of a big
01:50couple of days.
01:51No, we need to get on a Zoom this weekend. There was an incident on the set of Christmas in
01:56Cabo. Turns out Mario Lopez does not work with dolphins.
02:00Anyway, they're looking to fast track its replacement. So can you do it or not?
02:05Don't worry about England, babe. I'll go. You got this.
02:08I'll get to noodling, Paula.
02:10Great.
02:10Thanks, Sam.
02:12All right, Pete. Looks like it's you and me, buddy. Let's ride.
02:17How's this gonna work?
02:18Didn't Jay almost kill Pete on a trip to the market?
02:21We'll call Kyle.
02:25Now, if you'll follow me, I'll give you a tour of the dungeon.
02:29Hey, hang back a sec.
02:31Man, what a tour. I can't believe I didn't know the difference between a longsword and a broadsword. I mean,
02:35it's negligible, but interesting.
02:38Have you seen Nancy's painting? Because I'm starting to realize I don't know what she looks like.
02:42Kyle?
02:43Focus!
02:44Oh, sorry. I just flew to England at the drop of a hat to help you, so excuse me if
02:48I need to move a teeth cleaning.
02:50Look at this suit of armor. How you doing there, tin can?
02:53Not so great, to be honest. I've got this very specific itch that I haven't been able to scratch for
02:58600 years now.
03:00Whoa, Jake, there's a suit of armor ghost.
03:02Seriously? That is so damn cool. How did he die? Was it jousting or like fighting a dragon?
03:08Sadly, no. As soon as I got all this stuff on, I was leaning over to scratch me bum, lost
03:14me balance, and fell down the stairs.
03:17It was a noble death.
03:19Hey, guys. Um, here in England, we all like to stick together on a tour, so if you could kindly
03:26follow. Yeah, yeah, that would be brill.
03:29You know, we were kind of interested in seeing some old portraits. Would that be part of the tour?
03:33Oh, sorry. There was a big fire in the 70s. The lady of the house left an unattended crumper in
03:41the toaster.
03:42All the tapestries in portraiture were lost. Anyway, please follow me to the dungeon.
03:48Uh, actually, I think we were just here to see the paintings, so we're probably going to head out.
03:54Suit yourself. But for five quid, you can take your picture on the rack.
03:59I mean, the painting thing is obviously a setback, but take it from a guy who's been to his share
04:03of Ren Fairs, you're not going to find a better rack price than that.
04:10We need that Nancy painting. This is a disaster. What are we going to do?
04:16I think there's a gift shop. Maybe they sell a book with a picture of Princess Adeline's portrait.
04:20I also wouldn't say no to smelling a bag of prawn crisps.
04:24You're looking for Princess Adeline's portrait?
04:26Yeah. We actually know her. She goes by Nancy now, and she's dressed in a potato sack.
04:31Oh, I would kill to have died in a potato sack. Oh, I bet she's just able to itch everywhere,
04:36huh?
04:37Yeah, and she does.
04:40Well, is the pseudo-runner saying something? Can you ask him how he went to the bathroom in that thing?
04:43Was it a complete removal, or is there a little latch?
04:46I know the portrait you speak of.
04:47He's saying he remembers the portrait. Is she wearing this necklace in it?
04:53Yes. Yes, that very one.
04:55But despite what the tour guide said, it was not destroyed in the great crumpet fire of 1973.
05:00That's because a few years before the dread event, it was donated to the Museum of England in London.
05:06He's saying it didn't burn. It's in a museum now.
05:09Amazing. All right.
05:11Well, let's go take that picture on that rack, and then we can get going.
05:13You don't even show up in pictures.
05:15Yeah, but I'll know I was there.
05:18Hey, guys. What's going on?
05:20Sam's waiting to see how the studio liked her pitch for what a polar opposites trilogy might look like.
05:24She have high hopes, even though things generally not work out for her.
05:27Honestly, it's kind of sad.
05:31You got this.
05:33Well, I've got good news. You killed that pitch, Sam.
05:36Oh, really? They like it? That's amazing.
05:40They have a few thoughts, but nothing that's going to be that hard to execute.
05:43This is all great to hear, Paula. We'll ideate and then talk next steps.
05:47And I've got more good news. Have you ever heard of Aline Brush McKenna?
05:51She wrote a little movie called Devil Wears Prada.
05:55Don't love that movie!
05:57It's a inspiring story of Anne Hathaway overcoming boring boyfriend who only talked about Gerald's Berg.
06:02Yeah, I love that movie. What about Aline?
06:05Well, we're in talks to have her do the rewrite and hopefully the sequels.
06:10I'm confused. You want someone else to write my movie?
06:15What are you doing?
06:16Is Thor's impression of Dragon Lady when she not liked Dress from James Holt Collection?
06:20Look, this is a win. They still want to buy your movie.
06:23I don't know. I need to think about it.
06:25Okay, but if you're not okay with us bringing someone else in, this whole thing could go away.
06:30Thank you, Paula. I'll be in touch.
06:32Yeah, we're going to huddle on our end and we'll ping you back by EOD tomorrow.
06:39Hey, sorry to bother you. We're looking for a painting that we didn't see on display in the museum.
06:44Give me a second.
06:45I'm reeling in a big fish on a dating app.
06:48She's a bit older. Still fit.
06:51Sure. Good luck with her.
06:53You know, they should really slap a content warning on that antiquities wing.
06:56Some of the scenes depicted on those urns.
06:59I mean, what was that swan doing to that lady?
07:06Archives.
07:09Peter!
07:10Oh my god!
07:12Amunhotep!
07:13I think Pete ran into one of his friends, Amunhotep.
07:15Mummy ghost!
07:17Nice!
07:17He tried to destroy my squash with locusts, but we're cool now.
07:21What are you doing here?
07:23My mummified remains are part of a touring exhibit.
07:25Kind of the centerpiece, actually.
07:27It must be difficult being separated from your wife again so soon after being reunited.
07:32It is not the worst thing to get a little space.
07:34When you are apart from someone for three millennia, you tend to focus on their good qualities
07:38and forget how much they talk about cats.
07:43Hey, sorry.
07:44We're looking for a portrait of Princess Adeline Marie Dunham of Bedford,
07:48and it would have been donated in the early 70s.
07:51Adeline Marie Dunham of Bedford.
07:56Ah, yes.
07:58I'm seeing the donation, but the whole collection was thrown into archives without being digitized
08:03or catalogued.
08:05Could be anywhere back there.
08:06Can we go in there and look?
08:08Of course!
08:09We love letting strangers go back there and root around our priceless treasures.
08:13I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic, although it is hard to tell.
08:16They are dry here.
08:18Peter, what if we were to enter the archives and take a look ourselves?
08:21That's true.
08:21We're ghosts.
08:22This shouldn't be too hard.
08:23Back in a gif?
08:32Oh, golly.
08:33This is like the end of Raiders.
08:35What is Raiders?
08:37Oh, it's about this really cool guy who goes to ancient Egypt to steal a bunch of priceless antiquities and...
08:44You know what?
08:44It's not that good.
08:46Actually, I didn't really care for it.
08:52Okay, we are running out of time to find this painting.
08:54And you remember what Nancy looks like, right?
08:57Yes, I met her at Woodstone on Halloween.
08:59She propositioned me while wearing a potato sack.
09:02That's our girl.
09:04All right, why don't you take the crates on the right?
09:06I will take the ones on the left.
09:08Peter, what's wrong with your hand?
09:11Oh, that's not good.
09:13I start to disappear when I'm away too long from Woodstone.
09:17I reform when I get back on the property.
09:19What happens if you don't make it back in time?
09:21I actually don't know.
09:23Peter, perhaps you should leave now.
09:25No, this is too important.
09:27I'll be okay.
09:27I have enough time.
09:29Please, don't mention anything to the livings about this.
09:31Jay's dealing with enough already.
09:33Yeah, let's do this.
09:38Nope, just more Greek smut.
09:41How did they invent democracy when they were carrying on like that?
09:44I mean, where did they find the time?
09:47So, what do you guys think I should do?
09:49You gotta tell those movie people to take a hike, Sam.
09:52Agreed.
09:53You cannot give in.
09:54Be like if Andy not returned to work after a makeover montage with Tucci.
09:58Let me tell you the story about Mr. Sylvester Stallone.
10:02Did you know when he was trying to sell the screenplay for Rocky
10:05that they only wanted it if he didn't play Rocky?
10:09Is that true?
10:09But he stuck to his guns.
10:12And in the end, it was him punching beef in that freezer.
10:15It was him going 15 rounds with the champ.
10:18It was him falling in love with that, actually, frankly, very weird girl from the pet store.
10:23Trevor's right, Samantha.
10:25All of us girls carry regrets with us.
10:28Those shots we did not take.
10:30Those rails we did not snort.
10:32Amen.
10:33You know, I used to think that this house and all the things in it were what mattered.
10:37But now that it might be taken away from me,
10:42I realize that you, Samantha, are my true legacy.
10:46You never know what life will bring.
10:47So you need to seize the opportunities when they present themselves.
10:51Agreed.
10:51Many people said I didn't have what it took to pull off a strategic surrender at Fort Ticonderoga.
10:56But I didn't give up.
10:58Isn't a surrender literally giving up?
11:00Yes, but with honor.
11:02And having secured enough horse meat for all my men, which was a huge morale boost.
11:06Although not for the men in the cavalry.
11:08It was sort of a nightmare scenario for them.
11:10I think what Isaac's trying to say is, this is your moment, Sam.
11:14Yeah.
11:15You only regret the bears you didn't hug.
11:17Wait.
11:18No.
11:19Yeah.
11:19Wait.
11:20You guys are right.
11:22I know it's a risk, but I got to stand my ground.
11:26Oh, yeah.
11:28This like moment when Andy returned from desk, successfully wearing Chanel boots.
11:33Triumped.
11:34You are one weird damn bargain.
11:37Okay, Winston, this text is not bad, but you're going to want to pull it back with all the exclamation
11:41points.
11:42Way too thirsty.
11:43But I am thirsty.
11:45Still, maybe throw some typos in there so you look like a busy happening guy.
11:50Busy happening guy?
11:51I do not have a lot of game.
11:53We found the painting.
11:55Nancy wearing the necklace.
11:56Aisle 37, box 9.
12:02Archives.
12:03They found the painting.
12:04Great, but we still need a picture of it.
12:06We got to distract this guy so that we can get into the archives and take a photo of that
12:11painting to send back to Sam.
12:12Right.
12:13But how?
12:13Kyle could engage him in some short form improv, or Jake could fake a heart attack, or there's always the
12:18tried and true pointing and saying, hey, what's that over there?
12:20Pete has some ideas.
12:22They're not great, though.
12:24What if I use my ghost power to summon a swarm of locusts to descend upon the museum, distracting him
12:28away from his post?
12:29Yes.
12:30And then Pete and I can slip in undetected.
12:33The mummy is going to do locusts.
12:36Oh, hell yeah.
12:46Yeah.
12:47I'm going to have to put you on a brief hold.
12:53What the hell is that?
12:56And I may not have written several beloved films yet, but I know that there is greatness within me.
13:02I just need the chance.
13:04You know what?
13:05You got balls, kid.
13:07Okay.
13:08From her tone, I'm thinking the testicle statement is one in our favor.
13:11What the hell?
13:12The job is yours.
13:15What?
13:15What?
13:15Really?
13:16Congratulations on selling your first screenplay.
13:19And don't screw up the trilogy.
13:21Oh, my God.
13:22Thank you, Paula.
13:22I won't let you down.
13:24Yeah, this is great news.
13:25Send the paperwork over and we'll have our people hash out the details.
13:28Oh, it's a text from Jay.
13:31I found the paycheck.
13:33Uh, I gotta go, Paula.
13:34Oh, interesting.
13:36Big shot now, huh?
13:38That's fine.
13:39I've got stuff to do, too, you know.
13:43Yeah.
13:43Oh, look at that.
13:44The little troll's really a princess.
13:48Thank you for coming out on such short notice.
13:50We are right up against the deadline with Evercreek.
13:52It's no problem at all.
13:54I have a lot of free time since my wife started sleeping with Matthew, her Pilates instructor.
13:59I'm not gonna lie.
14:00I'm worried about Joe.
14:01So, what do you think of the painting?
14:03Death to redirect.
14:04Nicely done.
14:04I think you're gonna be very pleased.
14:06This painting is conclusive evidence.
14:08This necklace belonged to Princess Adelaide.
14:10Yes!
14:10So, you're saying that you now believe that she died here at Woodstone?
14:13Because Stuart gave me poop water.
14:16Indeed, I am.
14:17I hereby declare your property is a historic landmark, and as such, it is immune to redevelopment.
14:25Oh, thank God!
14:26My life's work, my true legacy is saved!
14:29Wait, what about all that business about Sam being a true legacy?
14:32I was coping!
14:33I mean, she's great, I guess, also, but thank God!
14:38My house has been spared!
14:40Long live this shrine to my greatness!
14:43So, now what?
14:44Do you, like, stamp something, or how do we make it official?
14:47Oh, I just have to go back to my office and fill out a form.
14:51But that won't be a problem, seeing as I sleep there now.
14:54Oh, come on, Sam.
14:55One follow-up question.
14:57The man's just looking for a tiny bit of human connection.
15:01Well, thank you.
15:03Take care.
15:07Oh, she caught it in the ice out the coast of Hornigsvog.
15:12It's a very cold place.
15:14So, yeah, he just looked at the picture you guys sent and said we were good.
15:18So now, Evercreek can't demolish the mansion.
15:22This is great news.
15:23Less important, but still worth sharing.
15:25The archivist texted me.
15:27Him and Linda are at the pub, hitting it off.
15:30What does that mean?
15:31That means your man's texting game is still on point.
15:34Not something a wife loves to hear.
15:36Oh, tell Pete I can't wait to see him.
15:38Alberta says she can't wait to see Pete.
15:41Just tell her I can't wait to see her, too.
15:43And don't mention my arms.
15:44I don't want anyone to worry.
15:48He says he can't wait to see her, too.
15:51And, more big news, Polar Opposites sold.
15:55Oh, my God.
15:55Babe, that's awesome!
15:57The studio loved the pitch for the trilogy, and Paula wants me to write it.
16:01Wants is a little strong.
16:02I'd say settle for is more accurate.
16:04But still a win.
16:06This is incredible.
16:07The thing is, I'd probably have to be out of town for a little bit for the shoot.
16:11How do you feel about that?
16:12Oh, yeah, it'll be hard.
16:13But, babe, this is your dream.
16:15We'll make it work.
16:16Yes, it'll be very hard.
16:18Hey, what about Kyle as a ghost sitter while you're gone?
16:21Oh, my God.
16:21That'd be amazing.
16:22Kyle is the best.
16:24Kyle.
16:26Kyle.
16:27Kyle.
16:28It'll probably be pretty hard for the ghosts, too, I imagine.
16:32Yeah, they're pretty upset.
16:33Kyle!
16:34Kyle!
16:35Kyle!
16:36Hey, what if Kyle came and stayed for a while?
16:39Oh, that's an interesting idea.
16:41Hey, I might actually have something to do.
16:44Do you?
16:45Well, I mean, no, but I could have.
16:53Okay, thanks very much.
16:55Great news.
16:56They're letting you return that sweater?
16:57No, that was Evercreek.
16:59Since they can no longer use Woodstone as a data center,
17:02they're selling it back to us at a reduced rate,
17:04and they're calling the property essentially useless.
17:06Yay, and how dare they?
17:08So, can you afford to buy back?
17:10Sing how's you are, famously poor.
17:12Well, I happen to have an ace up my sleeve.
17:15Finally selling those fate picks.
17:17Good for you.
17:17No, I'm talking about the payment I'm getting for polar opposites.
17:20Hope there'll be a little left over for that movie theater style popcorn machine.
17:24Oh, uh, yes, that is next on my to-do list.
17:27It's just that it was sort of the centerpiece of my whole acceptance speech when I became ghost representative,
17:32and if you make me look like a fool, I'm going to destroy you.
17:35Also, congrats on the movie. That's so great.
17:37Sam, have you heard from Jay?
17:39They're supposed to be back by now.
17:40I know their flight was delayed taking off due to a swarm of locusts in the London area.
17:44I'm on Hotep. He gives with one hand and takes with the other.
17:47Oh, Pete's okay. This is really pushing it.
17:49They landed 40 minutes ago. They'll be back any second.
17:52He's going to be fine, Bertie.
17:54Pete!
17:55How's he doing?
17:57Uh, it's going to be close, Jay.
18:00Hang in there, buddy. We're going to get you home.
18:02Here I go again on my own
18:05Going down the only road I've ever known
18:09I sing Whitesnake when I'm nervous.
18:12It started when I was nervous at a Whitesnake concert.
18:14A lot of people close together in those bathroom lines.
18:17Yeah, those are tough.
18:19Let's get home fast, okay, Jay?
18:21We're going to get you there, Pete.
18:23We're only a few minutes away.
18:24Here I go again on my own
18:28Going down the only road I've ever known
18:31Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
18:37Pete?
18:38Oh, no. Pete!
18:41What?
18:42He's gone.
18:55He's gone.
18:56Yeah.
18:59He's gone.
19:02Hey, man.
19:02Yeah.
19:10He's gone.
19:13Oh, no.
19:15He's gone.
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