00:01Hey paisanos, it's the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!
00:07We're the Mario Brothers and plumbing's our game
00:10We're not like the others who get all the fame
00:12If your sick is in trouble, you can call us on the double
00:15We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers
00:24Yo, you're in for a treat, so hang on till you see
00:29Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats
00:31You'll meet the Coopers and Troopers, the Princess and the others
00:34Hanging with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the brothers to the bridge
00:55I say, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, don't the brothers
00:58The brothers, the brothers
01:06This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link
01:08The evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power
01:18Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever
01:21You must help me, Link
01:22Hey, for you, Zelda, anything!
01:28Ha!
01:34Go!
01:41Nice job, Hero
01:43Hey!
01:44Excuse me, Princess!
02:33So far, so good
02:34Now, if I can just make it across the courtyard
02:48And just where do you think you're going?
02:52Uh, just getting ready to oil the gate hinges
02:58With a fishing rod?
03:00Right!
03:03Aw, come on, Princess
03:05No!
03:06Ganon hasn't attacked in weeks
03:08And it's time you started earning your keep
03:10There's chores to be done
03:12But that's the castle handyman's job
03:14Doof's got enough to do
03:16Which is obviously not your problem
03:19Now move!
03:23Kiss?
03:25Maybe once your chores are done
03:27Now get going!
03:28Aw!
03:34Sheesh!
03:35Fill the lamps
03:36Fix the drawbridge
03:37Clean the moat
03:43I'm a hero, not a handyman
03:46What's that?
03:50Whoa!
03:52Whoa!
04:01Huh?
04:06Huh?
04:17Oh, drat!
04:19Doof!
04:21What the heck was that?
04:23Oh, it was supposed to be my assistant
04:26Help with the chores
04:27Didn't work, though
04:29Hey, don't give up yet
04:31Any invention that means doing less work is okay with me
04:36Go on, give it another try
04:39Well, alright
04:41Alakazza!
04:53Whoa!
04:54Whoa!
04:54Is it safe?
04:55Who knows?
04:56I'm not very good at this
05:21See?
05:22Huh?
05:22Useless!
05:23Don't be silly!
05:24It just needs a little fine-tuning
05:26Come on!
05:29Look out!
05:30He's headed for the wine cellar
05:31Look out!
05:53He's headed for the wine cellar
05:56Oh, this job always real-headed
06:11Oh, darn it! I just fixed that!
06:13Oh, darn it! I just fixed that!
06:26Better take cover, Doof
06:27Moblins are my business
06:31Get him!
06:39Oh!
06:48Get him! Get him!
06:54Whoa!
06:56Oh!
06:57Oh!
06:58Oh, ha! I must help Link!
07:01Oh, shit!
07:02Ah, I'm a kazoo!
07:10Ha! Back in now!
07:16Hey, hey, hey, put me down!
07:21I'll put you down, all right. Down and out!
07:28Now, to send you back to Gannon!
07:30Oh, no!
07:47Link!
07:51Link! Honestly!
07:53Uh-huh. What happened?
07:56You were sleeping on the job. That's what happened.
07:59No, no. I remember now.
08:02There was a bunch of moblins, like, uh, 50 or 60 of them, yeah.
08:06And I bravely and heroically fought them off.
08:09So, uh...
08:10A likely story.
08:13It's true. Most of it, anyway.
08:16I don't see any moblins.
08:18All I see is a bunch of junk on the floor that needs to be picked up.
08:21So get to it, hero.
08:23Oh, and no more naps, okay?
08:27Well, excuse me, princess.
08:31Uh, Link?
08:34Doof! Where were you?
08:36Why didn't you back up my story?
08:38Well, uh, I ran away.
08:40I... I was scared.
08:43Ah, well.
08:44Too late now.
08:45Or is it?
08:47Say, Doof.
08:49Could you, like, make up some fake moblins?
08:52That look real, I mean?
08:53Well, uh...
08:54I suppose so.
08:56But why?
08:57That way, see?
08:58I can save Zelda from the fake moblins
09:00and get out of doing these stupid chores.
09:02Hmm.
09:03That's what you think, Link.
09:10So, you failed to get the princess.
09:15We are running to Link.
09:18He zappos.
09:22Then you will have to try again.
09:26I want that princess.
09:29Princess, for once I place this jewel of control
09:33around her neck,
09:35the princess will do anything I say.
09:40Even marry me!
09:42Ha, ha, ha!
09:43And make me ruler of all Hyrule!
09:48Ha, ha, ha!
10:07Soon as Doof's fake moblins attack,
10:09I'll be free from these stupid chores.
10:12If Link thinks his fake moblins will scare me,
10:16he's in for a surprise.
10:21There.
10:22No more squeak.
10:23Hey!
10:25Hey!
10:27Oh, um...
10:28Moblins.
10:29Huh?
10:30Aren't you scared?
10:31Why should I be?
10:33Hey, guys.
10:35You're going a little too far.
10:39Uh, Link?
10:41Uh, uh, this is the best I could do.
10:45Oh!
10:46Help!
10:47Moblins!
10:49Those moblins are real!
10:52Time to kick moblin tail.
10:54Yuck!
11:17That's so cool!
11:21Come on!
11:23I'll do this!
11:24Hey, excuse me, princess.
11:30I'm doing the best I can.
11:54I'm doing the best I can.
12:03Welcome, my future bride.
12:07What?
12:08If you think I'm going to marry you, pig face, you're...
12:14Absolutely right.
12:16I will marry Ganon.
12:19Let the ceremony begin!
12:33Yeah!
12:38Yeah!
12:45Yeah!
12:50Yeah!
12:54Let's face it.
12:56I'm good.
13:03Does anyone here know of any reason why these two should not be wed?
13:17Yeah, I got a reason.
13:19And here it is.
13:20Back off, Ganon.
13:22Zelda, come on.
13:23We're getting out of here.
13:24No.
13:25I'm Mary Ganon.
13:27What?
13:28Are you nuts?
13:31She is under my control, hero.
13:36And as for you, you have your own problems.
13:59Oh.
14:00Oh.
14:15Uh-oh.
14:53There.
14:54Safe and sound.
14:55Uh-oh. What happened? And where'd this stupid necklace come from?
15:03Good to have you back, Princess. Kiss me.
15:07No! I just remembered this is all your fault.
15:11My fault?
15:13Yes! If you hadn't been trying to scare me with those fake moblins, this never would have happened.
15:20Well, excuse me, Princess.
15:27Ah! A moblin!
15:35Oh, darn.
15:39Just can't seem to get it to work right.
15:44Oh, don't worry, Doof. I think it worked just fine.
15:58Another time, Link! Another time!
16:11Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
16:17Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario! All together now!
16:25You got it!
16:27It's the Mario!
16:30Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
16:36So take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario! All together now! Come on now! Just like that!
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