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00:00:11Out in the land where the better cut, there's cactus, out in the land where the wild wild west was
00:00:17won, out in the land where the desperado, if you're soft as an avocado, yee-haw, you've got the holy
00:00:25soul.
00:00:29Out in the land where the wild wild west, there's pozig, out in the land where the wild wild west,
00:00:37out in the land where they shooting the wild wild west, out of the land where the wild wild south,
00:00:41they're hoacción.
00:00:41Out in the land where the wild wild wild east, out of the land, i've got a рад spider to
00:00:44the back with a nervous bladder, yee-haw, your saddle's going to ring because you ain't home on the ridge
00:00:51cowboy.
00:00:52Like you're really up the creek
00:00:55Home on the range.
00:00:57Home on the range.
00:00:59Home on the range.
00:01:00Home on the range.
00:01:12Once upon a time, I had a home on the range.
00:01:16But not anymore.
00:01:19Well, it's no use crying over spilled milk.
00:01:23Speaking of which, that's me.
00:01:25I'm a cow.
00:01:28Yeah, they're real.
00:01:29Quit staring.
00:01:32I'm sort of between homes right now.
00:01:34I lost my old place thanks to the meanest bunch of cattle rustlers in the West.
00:01:40Alameda Slim and the Willie Brothers game.
00:01:50Somehow, they stole the whole herd right out from under our noses.
00:01:54And then they disappeared without a trace.
00:02:02After that, poor old Abner couldn't afford to keep the place.
00:02:07Or me either, for that matter.
00:02:14Well, no matter how bad things get, there's probably somebody worse off.
00:02:22That guy, for instance.
00:02:24Hey, Maggie, take a look at your new home.
00:02:29Hey, a dairy farm?
00:02:32Now we're talking.
00:02:34Hope it's not one of them fat free places.
00:02:39I know a place pretty as pie.
00:02:44Where the river bend hits up with the end of the sky.
00:02:48It's left in Nebraska and over a crest.
00:02:54On a little patch of heaven way out west.
00:02:58Everything's green.
00:03:00Know what I mean?
00:03:03Darling, it's quite the sweetest sight that you ever don't see.
00:03:07Ain't nothing much out there.
00:03:10Just life at its best.
00:03:12On a little patch of heaven way out west.
00:03:17Bees by the dozen are buzzing real peaceful.
00:03:22Every blue bonnet, doggone, it smells nice.
00:03:26Even the tumbling tumbleweed slows down to match your speed.
00:03:31On my tiny half an acre of paradise.
00:03:35Darling, I swear, what you been there?
00:03:39There ain't a few beneath the blue that could ever compare.
00:03:43The only thing missing is you as my guest.
00:03:49On a little patch of heaven way out west.
00:03:52Why don't you come visit?
00:03:56There's room in the nest.
00:04:00On that little patch of heaven way out west.
00:04:05Can I get the rest?!
00:04:19Hey, that's my boy.
00:04:21Oh, don't yell at me.
00:04:23Oh, the call of duty.
00:04:25Why don't you handle this one, Grace?
00:04:28It's time I gave you more responsibility on the farm.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33Thanks, Mrs. C. I'll make you proud.
00:04:36Get off my case, little cocktail wieners.
00:04:39Whoa, whoa. I'm sensing a lot of negative energy here.
00:04:43That's our can, and Jeb took it.
00:04:45And now he says it's his can.
00:04:47Now, let's not play the shame and blame game.
00:04:50This is an organic problem, and there's a holistic solution.
00:04:55You don't get this whole farm concept, do you, sister?
00:05:00Kill the goat!
00:05:09Oh, sorry, Mrs. Calloway.
00:05:12Piggies, why can't you leave Jeb alone?
00:05:15Yeah, why can't you?
00:05:16The poor old goat needs peace and quiet.
00:05:19That's right. I need it.
00:05:20So run along, and take your can with you.
00:05:23Hey, you take that can and hang.
00:05:25Whoa, come back there, you little bacon bits.
00:05:27Don't you have enough cans of your own?
00:05:30No, not really.
00:05:33I'd be happy to take her in, Abner.
00:05:35There's always room for one more.
00:05:38Thanks, Pearl. I gotta warn you, though.
00:05:41She's a bit headstrong.
00:05:44Oh, now don't you worry, Abner.
00:05:46I'm sure she'll fit right in.
00:05:49So long, Pearl. You can't care now.
00:05:52Mrs. Calloway!
00:05:53Mrs. Calloway! Mrs. Calloway!
00:05:55Mrs. Calloway!
00:05:57There's a newcomer at the gate!
00:06:00Not now, Audrey.
00:06:01But it's a great big...
00:06:02Everybody, this here is Maggie.
00:06:10Three-time winner of the Golden Otter Award,
00:06:13and the original Miss Happy Pepper.
00:06:16A show cow on Patch of Heaven.
00:06:21Whoa!
00:06:34Now I want y'all to make her feel right at home.
00:06:37You hear me?
00:06:38Hey, thanks, everybody.
00:06:41It's great to be here in Patch of Heaven.
00:06:44Now, don't everybody speak at one time.
00:06:46What is this, the frozen food section?
00:06:50Is this thing on?
00:06:52Ahem.
00:06:53Good morning, Margaret.
00:06:56What a wonderful surprise to find a fellow bovine joining the ranks.
00:07:00Phony!
00:07:01Ooh!
00:07:02I'm Mrs. Calloway.
00:07:03Hi!
00:07:04And this is Grace.
00:07:05Hi!
00:07:06No applause and trophies here, I'm afraid.
00:07:09Just the fruits of our good, honest labor.
00:07:13Hi!
00:07:14Working steps, huh?
00:07:16Boy, I remember those days.
00:07:18Wow!
00:07:19You're the biggest cow I've ever saw!
00:07:22Well, if you're in charge, I'll take that as a compliment.
00:07:25Uh...
00:07:25And if you're not, I guess I'll just have to sit on you.
00:07:28Mom!
00:07:29Hey, I'm only kidding!
00:07:31Say, what is this you've got jammed up in your ear?
00:07:35Whoa!
00:07:37Here, have an apple, kid.
00:07:39Don't go near any luau's, though.
00:07:42Wait a minute.
00:07:43I got something stuck in my ear.
00:07:47This one's for me.
00:07:50Oh, that was good.
00:07:52Awesome!
00:07:54Do it again!
00:07:55Do it again!
00:07:55Do it again!
00:07:56Come on!
00:07:56Come on!
00:07:57Do it bigger!
00:07:57Do it again!
00:07:59Oh!
00:08:00That's so cool!
00:08:02Maggie's so fun, isn't she?
00:08:04Yeah.
00:08:04Teaching pigs to throw food as if they weren't sloppy enough.
00:08:08I'm going long!
00:08:13He-he-he!
00:08:20Whoa!
00:08:28Whoa!
00:08:28Whoa!
00:08:28Whoa!
00:08:28Hey, grab it, Buck!
00:08:29Slow down!
00:08:30Okay, who's up for a game of tin can tag?
00:08:33Yeah!
00:08:34Hey, that can is a family heirloom!
00:08:36Whoever wins is getting a free tetanus shot!
00:08:39Okay?
00:08:40Superstar coming through!
00:08:43Awesome!
00:08:44No autographs, please.
00:08:45I got your autograph, pal!
00:08:47Ow!
00:08:48Who's the hotshot?
00:08:49Oh, it's Buck.
00:08:51Huh!
00:08:51City's slicker.
00:08:53Whoa!
00:08:54Whoa!
00:08:54Hey, grab it, Buck!
00:08:56Take it easy.
00:08:56This ain't no rubble to you.
00:08:58Why, good morning, Sam.
00:09:01Oh, is that arny horse getting away from you again?
00:09:04Oh, uh, howdy, Pearl.
00:09:06I came out to bring you another bank notice.
00:09:09This one will be the last.
00:09:10Now, you know every time I get a weak harvest,
00:09:12they send me one of these here notices.
00:09:14They'll get their money soon enough.
00:09:16It's a whole new shooting match now, Pearl.
00:09:19The bank's calling in everybody's debt.
00:09:21They're losing money, something fierce
00:09:23with all the cattlemen going under.
00:09:25I'm telling you, if they don't get their money in three days,
00:09:27they're gonna auction off Patch of Heaven.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31Oh, no.
00:09:33Yeah, but...
00:09:34They can't take my place, so I...
00:09:36I've been hit through twisters, blizzards.
00:09:39Sam, I...
00:09:41Sam, this is my home.
00:09:46I'm sorry, Pearl.
00:09:47I'm truly sorry.
00:09:51Yeah, well...
00:09:52Sorry just ain't gonna save my farm.
00:10:00Well, Buck, I hope you're proud of yourself.
00:10:03As a matter of fact, I am.
00:10:05Thanks for checking.
00:10:09You know, Pearl,
00:10:11it don't have to be this way.
00:10:13You've got the best livestock in the county.
00:10:16All you gotta do is just...
00:10:18sell off a few of these...
00:10:19Stop right there, Sam.
00:10:21They're family.
00:10:22You don't sell family.
00:10:24Oh, hold your horses, Pearl.
00:10:26Now you get before I start using words
00:10:28no good woman should ever use.
00:10:30Don't bust a gusset, woman.
00:10:31Go on, Sam.
00:10:33It is still my property.
00:10:35Now get!
00:10:36I said get!
00:10:37I was just trying to help!
00:10:47Ooh, ooh.
00:10:49That sure took the starch right out of me.
00:11:02I am sorry, girls.
00:11:05I'm just plum out of ideas.
00:11:19Well, I think we all know what happens now.
00:11:22Jeb, don't stop.
00:11:24Now we all get eaten.
00:11:25Jeb.
00:11:26What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:26You don't think people in town eat animals?
00:11:28But who would eat a chicken?
00:11:31Come on, guys.
00:11:32There must be something we can do.
00:11:34What?
00:11:35What could we do?
00:11:36Oh, this just isn't fair.
00:11:40Fair?
00:11:41Good call, Curly.
00:11:43Ollie.
00:11:44Ollie.
00:11:45Uh, what is?
00:11:46Listen.
00:11:47What would you say if I told you that you could win big money
00:11:52and see beautiful downtown Chugwater if you went to the county fair?
00:11:57Ooh.
00:11:59Thank you for your input.
00:12:00Come on!
00:12:01Let the new cow talk!
00:12:02New cow!
00:12:04New cow!
00:12:05New cow!
00:12:05New cow!
00:12:06Come on, Mrs. C.
00:12:07You got a real good-looking bunch here.
00:12:10I see some real potential.
00:12:12Aw, shucks.
00:12:13Now the fair is two weeks away.
00:12:15I say we go to town, butter up that sheriff's horse,
00:12:18and get him to give us more time.
00:12:20What are we waiting for, Maggie? Let's go!
00:12:23That's right.
00:12:23What do you say, Calloway?
00:12:25Oh, absolutely not.
00:12:28I will not abandon Pearl in her hour of need for such a ridiculous plan.
00:12:32She would be devastated if she found us missing.
00:12:35As far as I'm concerned, that's not an option.
00:12:37All right. Suit yourself.
00:12:40Come on, Grace. We've got a farm to save.
00:12:46You'll have to excuse her. She's just a little tense.
00:12:49Tense.
00:12:50Tense.
00:12:50What's her specialty? Sour cream?
00:12:55Ugh, going to town.
00:12:57Of all the ill-conceived, I...
00:13:03Now, don't look at me so crossly.
00:13:06I know what you're going to say,
00:13:08that Maggie and Grace will need someone with my eye for detail
00:13:11to keep them on the straight and narrow.
00:13:15Say no more. I'll go.
00:13:18Now, tut tut, no mushy goodbyes, my little ones.
00:13:21You know how I get about overly emotional displays.
00:13:25Ladies?
00:13:27Mrs. C.
00:13:29Well, what made you change your mind?
00:13:33I'd rather not talk about it.
00:13:35It's a chick thing.
00:13:39Good luck, girls!
00:13:41See ya!
00:13:42Bye!
00:13:43There's stew meat.
00:13:44Hurry back!
00:13:59She'll be coming round the mountain, she'll be coming round the mountain, she'll be coming round the mountain...
00:14:10Maggie, may I be frank?
00:14:12Only if you let me wear the hat.
00:14:15Uh-hum.
00:14:16Lowbrow remarks may work for you,
00:14:19but we prefer the gentle approach.
00:14:22Well, she better stick a sock in it soon.
00:14:25The vultures are starting to circle.
00:14:29Hey, she's not dying.
00:14:31You sure? We can wait around.
00:14:34No, nothing when she sees Grandma.
00:14:37No more food.
00:14:39We'll keep you posted.
00:14:41False alarm, clam.
00:14:44Hey, Maggie, Mrs. C,
00:14:46how do we find the sheriff's office when we get into town?
00:14:49Elementary, my dear Grace.
00:14:51If we find Buck, we find the sheriff.
00:14:53That horse is a legend in his own mind.
00:14:56Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:15:13So you think you got the drop on me.
00:15:16Well, think again.
00:15:16Wooooh.
00:15:18Woooooh.
00:15:18Woooooh.
00:15:20Woooooh.
00:15:21Woooooh.
00:15:22Woooooh.
00:15:24Woooooh.
00:15:28Woooooh.
00:15:31Woooooh.
00:15:32Woooooh.
00:15:32Woooon.
00:15:36Woooooh.
00:15:45Zohoho.
00:15:52oh great you were sleep fighting again almost through a shoe oh sorry just it
00:16:02seems like all the other horses are out there fighting bad guys and taking names
00:16:08who put this here oh this ain't no Dodge City but we get our share of excitement
00:16:15hey sure oh been waiting a long time to give you this telegram oh howdy Morse what you got there
00:16:24mmm got evil eye Joe stop bringing him today stop have money ready San Rico oh yeah Rico caught
00:16:35another one already might as well give him the key to my safe yeah Rusty Rico's coming yeah Rico
00:16:42I'm old I ain't dead boy wouldn't that be the life riding with Rico cleaning up the West
00:16:59all right girls we're going in look there's no fences what keeps the people from roaming they
00:17:09appear to be domesticated it doesn't feel dangerous at all it's perfectly safe quiet as the farming
00:17:16milk in time it's a gun fight
00:17:27who lives like this what do we do what do we do look there's a stall on that door that
00:17:32must be the sheriff's eye
00:17:33move Brady go get those cows off the stage maybe we came in at a bad time
00:17:55oh
00:17:56I love you
00:18:03I love you
00:18:09Phil
00:18:10Daddy!
00:18:11Son!
00:18:18I said!
00:18:28That does it!
00:18:30Hook it on out of here, ladies!
00:18:32Go on!
00:18:33I'll come back!
00:18:34That was the best dang show we ever had!
00:18:37Oh, you've been on the trail too long, you old boo.
00:18:40What kind of sheriff's office is that?
00:18:43Dancing girls gambling?
00:18:45How does he ever get any work done?
00:18:47If that's the sheriff's office, this town rocks!
00:18:52Well, if it isn't three maids a-milking.
00:18:56You girls are a little far from home, aren't you?
00:18:59Well, if it isn't the phony express,
00:19:02we want a word with you about this.
00:19:06What's that?
00:19:07What is that?
00:19:08I believe you left this on our farm.
00:19:11Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:13Wait a minute.
00:19:14The place went bankrupt!
00:19:16Your farm is history!
00:19:18Don't you heifers get it?
00:19:20Hold on, you two!
00:19:21Give us two more weeks,
00:19:23and we'll have at least 60 bucks in prize money.
00:19:25You got three days to pay or get on your way.
00:19:28And 60 bucks, don't cut it.
00:19:30Looks like you need about...
00:19:32Hmm, I'd say.
00:19:36Seven hundred and fifty of them.
00:19:37But, Maggie, where are we gonna get all that money?
00:19:40Well, maybe Maggie can just pull it out of her ear.
00:19:44Hey, watch it, Calloway.
00:19:52Rico. Rico.
00:19:53Rico.
00:19:56Rico.
00:20:14Who is that?
00:20:19Sorry.
00:20:23Don't you know a hero when you see one?
00:20:26Huh?
00:20:27That's Rico!
00:20:28The best dang bounty hunter this side of the Pankos.
00:20:31Ah, good guess from here to tomorrow,
00:20:33but I don't know how you do it, Rico.
00:20:36Where's my money?
00:20:38Well, all right, I got it right here for you.
00:20:41Hey, they're giving away free money.
00:20:44Ah, Maggie.
00:20:45So who else is out there?
00:20:47The only varmint left is that low-down, good-for-nothing Alameda Slim.
00:20:52Cattle rustler.
00:20:53What's the bounty?
00:20:55Seven hundred and fifty dollars.
00:20:58I got it!
00:21:00Why don't we go nab that Alameda Slim and use the reward money to save the farm?
00:21:05Oh, that is a sensible idea.
00:21:08I knew you'd love it!
00:21:11Don't they have sarcasm where you come from?
00:21:13Oh, wake up and smell the alfalfa.
00:21:15It's perfect!
00:21:17I'm gonna need a fresh horse.
00:21:19Hmm.
00:21:20A horse.
00:21:22A horse.
00:21:23Let me think.
00:21:25I reckon you'd want a fast horse, huh?
00:21:27Real fast?
00:21:28Of course, he'd also have to be able to go for days without food or drink.
00:21:34Stealthy.
00:21:35Sure fought it in any terrain.
00:21:37Well, huh.
00:21:40What about that horse?
00:21:42What?
00:21:43You mean Buck here?
00:21:45Oh, I don't know.
00:21:47Buck's fast alright, but he's kind of a handful.
00:21:50He'll do.
00:21:52Suit yourself.
00:21:55Hey Rusty!
00:21:56Rico's saddle!
00:21:57I'm wearing Rico's saddle!
00:21:59I'm wearing Rico's saddle!
00:22:00I'm wearing Rico's saddle!
00:22:01Great.
00:22:01I'll leave you two alone.
00:22:03Oh, oh no.
00:22:04No, no, no, no.
00:22:05There is no way in heaven or earth that cows can catch an outlaw.
00:22:09Look, all we've gotta do is follow this chuck wagon to a cattle drive.
00:22:13Uh, and then, okay, it looks like the bad guy's come to us.
00:22:20We've no reason to believe this chuck wagon is heading off to a cattle drive.
00:22:24Hey Tommy!
00:22:25Have fun on that cattle drive!
00:22:27All right then.
00:22:28Mm-hmm.
00:22:30I think it is headed toward a cattle drive.
00:22:33We are not following this wagon, and that is fine.
00:22:36Come on, Calloway.
00:22:38It'll be fun!
00:22:40Did you just hit me?
00:22:42Kinda.
00:22:42Linda?
00:22:42Well stop it.
00:22:44Why?
00:22:45Because I don't like it.
00:22:47Ooh!
00:22:49Ooh!
00:22:50Ooh!
00:22:51Ooh!
00:22:53Ooh!
00:22:57Oh no.
00:22:58Not the hat.
00:22:59What?
00:23:00What about the hat?
00:23:04Hmph.
00:23:07All right.
00:23:08All right.
00:23:09Violence is not going to solve anything.
00:23:11Hey, why don't we all take a deep cleansing raft and...
00:23:18Hey there!
00:23:19Mud wrestling!
00:23:22Hey, hey!
00:23:23Watch the saddle!
00:23:28What in tarnation?
00:23:30Maggie!
00:23:31Maggie, for the last time, I will not be roped into this scheme!
00:23:35Come on, you crazy!
00:23:37Heffern!
00:23:38Come on!
00:23:40Dagnabbit!
00:23:41Hey, partner!
00:23:42Curb your livestock!
00:23:44This town is clean!
00:23:45Don't need money!
00:23:46Wow!
00:23:47That's a great country!
00:23:48Get up!
00:23:50Not exactly what I had in mind, but this'll work.
00:23:53Well, it doesn't work for me!
00:23:55Adios!
00:23:56Take care!
00:23:57Rico, now!
00:24:00Hasta la vista, Heffers!
00:24:02Woohoo!
00:24:07Oh, give me a hole with a buffalo rope
00:24:14And the deer, and the antelope play
00:24:19Where seldom is hurt a discouraging word
00:24:26And the skies are a cloudy old day
00:24:30Wow!
00:24:31Oh yeah!
00:24:32I wonder if it's too expensive!
00:24:34Home!
00:24:36Home!
00:24:36Home!
00:24:37On the rain!
00:24:38What was that?
00:24:39It's a farm auction, ladies.
00:24:42Now that's the last of the furniture.
00:24:43Final item to be auctioned is this piece of real property
00:24:46Known here before as the Dixon farm.
00:24:53What's going to happen to the cow who lived there?
00:24:56She'll be okay.
00:24:58How do you know?
00:24:59You're looking at her.
00:25:01This was your farm?
00:25:02Mm-hmm.
00:25:04We had, like, a family too, you know?
00:25:08What happened?
00:25:09Alameda Slim happened.
00:25:19Solda, Mr. Yancey O'Dell!
00:25:21Pleasure doing business with you.
00:25:39Cattle drive.
00:25:40Told ya.
00:25:41You both owe me a dollar.
00:25:42Step lightly, girls.
00:25:43The male of the species can be extremely hostile.
00:25:47Oh, come on, Calloway.
00:25:48It's not like they haven't seen a cow before.
00:25:50Oh, hey, Barry.
00:25:56Check it out.
00:25:58Ooh, Derry cow!
00:26:02Ooh, hey, how's it going?
00:26:04Oh, hello.
00:26:06Let me guess, you're a tourist.
00:26:08Look, just keep moving and avoid eye contact.
00:26:13Pardon me, but what are three lovely ladies like you
00:26:16doing on a drive like this?
00:26:19Just ignore them and perhaps they'll go away.
00:26:22Oh, they seem like nice guys.
00:26:24Maybe they can help us.
00:26:25Why, sure we can help you.
00:26:27Maybe we can help each other?
00:26:30Hmm?
00:26:31Hmm?
00:26:32Look, Loverball.
00:26:33We're here strictly on business.
00:26:35Ooh, sounds pretty exciting.
00:26:38What kind of business?
00:26:39We're looking for a cattle wrestler named Alameda Slim.
00:26:43Grace?
00:26:44Shh!
00:26:44Hey, it doesn't hurt to ask.
00:26:45Slim?
00:26:46Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:26:47Why, Slim's just a scary bedtime story to get little calves to behave.
00:26:56What was that?
00:26:58It must be Slim in the willies.
00:27:00Slim in the willies!
00:27:02No worry, darling.
00:27:03I'll protect you.
00:27:05You have exactly two seconds to remove your hoof before I snap it off at the knee.
00:27:09Oh, sorry, ma'am.
00:27:11I thought you were the blonde.
00:27:12Ooh!
00:27:17Come on, girls.
00:27:18It's time to lose these ropes.
00:27:19Where you going?
00:27:22Maggie, I'm stuck.
00:27:24Look out!
00:27:33It's payback time.
00:27:35Cover me!
00:27:36With what?
00:27:37Harry, Slim!
00:27:38Quiet, you fools.
00:27:40We've got work to do.
00:27:42Now, listen up.
00:27:43There are crooks in this here west who have claimed to be the best.
00:27:47And I think they wrote the book on how to wrestle.
00:27:51Well, as good as they may be, not a one's as good as me.
00:27:55And I barely have to move a single muscle.
00:27:59They call me mean.
00:28:01Boys, depraved and nasty too.
00:28:03And they ain't seen.
00:28:05Boys, the cruelest thing I do.
00:28:08You see.
00:28:10I yodel, eddle, eddle, eddle, eddle.
00:28:13The sweetest way of rustling the active eyes.
00:28:17Cause when I yodel, eddle, eddle, eddle, eddle, eddle.
00:28:21Well, looky how them cows can hypnotize!
00:28:25He don't frog, he don't yell.
00:28:27Still he drives an doggie's whale.
00:28:29Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled x-x-x-x-hell.
00:28:33Yes, if you're looking from above that point view.
00:28:37I sure can yodel, eddle, eddle, eddle, eddle, eddle ydle.
00:28:45Here we go, boys, 5,000 cattle in the sand pocket.
00:29:19Maggie, this is Callaway! Snap out of it!
00:29:23I saw that cattle truly take your heart.
00:29:27Yeah, I can!
00:29:31And smack my big old rope if that ain't hard.
00:29:34He don't know, not a chance. He just puts them in a trance.
00:29:39He's a pioneer Pied Piper in Pandal and underpants.
00:29:42I'm the real rip-roar deal of those who moo.
00:29:46Thanks to my yodel, yodel, yodel, yodel, yodel, yodel, yodel.
00:29:51I got cattle out the old wazoo.
00:29:54Cause I can yodel, yodel, yodel, yodel, yodel, yodel.
00:30:13Hmm.
00:30:20Rico, if you'd just been a second earlier, you'd have had that rustler dead to rights.
00:30:24You boys see anything before I got here?
00:30:27Yeah, we sure did there, Rico. We were just sitting down to supper when all of a sudden the lights
00:30:32went out.
00:30:33All right. What part of cover me didn't we understand?
00:30:38You guys okay?
00:30:39I don't know. I feel like I was dreaming.
00:30:42Yeah. Slim started singing and all of a sudden I lost track of everything.
00:30:47Singing? That didn't sound like singing to me. And you know, I have perfect pitch.
00:30:51Ah, yes. Grace, about your perfect pitch.
00:30:55Not now, Maggie.
00:30:56All right. Joe's over.
00:30:58Oh, no.
00:30:59You're interfering with official police business.
00:31:02Be right with you, big guy. Buck is on the case. You know.
00:31:07Don't embarrass me in front of my partner. Please.
00:31:11You and he are partners.
00:31:15So, how does that work exactly? I mean, do you get to ride him on odd days or even?
00:31:20Hey, he chose me specifically because I have skills that are essential to capturing our guard.
00:31:26What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell?
00:31:34What the hell? What the hell?
00:31:36What the hell?
00:31:36Whoa! Swoosh! Oof!
00:31:38You boys headed back to town?
00:31:41Yes, sir. We gotta go file a report with the sheriff.
00:31:43Give him back his horse. This one's too skittish around cows.
00:31:47And that, girls, is what makes me and Rico equal parts of one lean, mean crime fighter!
00:32:00Machine?
00:32:03Well, there it is, then.
00:32:07Well, well, well, stud.
00:32:10Now, I'm no professional, but I'd say the only mono a mono you'll be doing is in your dreams.
00:32:17Oh, look out, Buck! He's making a move on your left flank.
00:32:20Paruse!
00:32:21Maggie! Grace! Leave that poor animal alone!
00:32:27Buck, I realize you're very upset.
00:32:30But if you'd like to join our group and help us bring in Slim, we'd be happy to have you.
00:32:35However, there are a few anger management issues we need to discuss.
00:32:41I wouldn't help you bossy bovines if my life depended on it!
00:32:46You see, that's just what I'm talking about.
00:32:48Grace!
00:32:49Bye.
00:32:50Come on, girls! Let's go get Slim!
00:32:53Come on, girls! Let's go get Slim!
00:32:56Cut chewing heifers.
00:32:58Huh. I can catch that Slim with one hoof tied behind my back.
00:33:02Wait a minute. Why don't I?
00:33:04Yes! Partner or no partner. That's what I'm gonna do.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:09Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
00:33:15Oh, forget it.
00:33:17Definitely bipolar.
00:33:18Move it, sister! Hero passing on the left.
00:33:21Hey, watch it.
00:33:22Where are you going, hot foot?
00:33:24I'm gonna go nab that wrestler and show Rico I got what it takes.
00:33:28So say goodbye to your farm, girls, cause Slim is mine!
00:33:31It's hero time!
00:33:33Watch out now!
00:33:34Hey! Get back! Jump back! Kiss the fish!
00:33:38Ugh! This is a fine kettle of fish.
00:33:40How can we compete with that?
00:33:42Look at the bright side, Mrs. C.
00:33:44Don't forget about our secret weapon.
00:33:47Secret weapon?
00:33:49Who better to catch a cattle thief than a cow?
00:33:51Yeah, even you can't argue with that kind of logic.
00:33:55Okay, maybe you can.
00:33:57You know, Grace, Maggie does so love your singing.
00:34:01How about a song?
00:34:02I'm gonna get you for this.
00:34:04I'm gonna get you for this.
00:34:06Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:34:10Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:34:105,000 Texas longhorns!
00:34:13Not bad for one night's work!
00:34:15Pick a color!
00:34:17I said not bad for one night's work!
00:34:22Thank you!
00:34:24And judging by the earmark, I'd say these are the last of Big Mike Donald's herd.
00:34:30Big Mike Donald had a farm?
00:34:32E-I-I-I-I-I-I!
00:34:34Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:35:02and buy all the land, you brainless, monotone monkeys.
00:35:06Shoot, you gotta be the richest lamb baron in the West.
00:35:09Yes, but the part that really warms my heart
00:35:12is watching those homesteaders suffer.
00:35:17Back in the day, I worked the highfalutinous ranches
00:35:21you ever seen.
00:35:22But those stuck-up ranch bosses
00:35:24couldn't appreciate my talents.
00:35:26Maybe they just didn't like your singing.
00:35:34Songbirds, sing.
00:35:36Saloon gals, sing.
00:35:39Little bitty snot-nosed children, sing.
00:35:43I yodel, and yodeling is an art!
00:35:47Well, maybe they just didn't like your yodeling.
00:35:53He didn't mean it, Uncle Slim.
00:35:56Everybody likes yodeling.
00:35:57Mmm.
00:35:59Why, it's one of the funniest, cornball, goofiest, silliest isles in the whole West.
00:36:10Um, Gil?
00:36:14Uh-huh?
00:36:14Am I correct in assuming that each and every time we brought a herd back to this secret lair,
00:36:21you've managed to sit in the exact same spot,
00:36:25blocking that choice piece of property from my view?
00:36:29This is my comfy place.
00:36:32What?
00:36:35It's called Patch of Heaven, Uncle Slim.
00:36:38Goes on auction Thursday morning.
00:36:40Perfect.
00:36:41Pencil it in.
00:36:42Thursday morning.
00:36:43Right after we sell off this herd.
00:36:45But it's just a little old dirt farm.
00:36:48Ah, what's the difference?
00:36:49When you're talking revenge,
00:36:52every last acre counts.
00:37:12I don't get it.
00:37:13Aren't the cows supposed to come back?
00:37:16Daddy, what's going to happen if they don't come back?
00:37:18Oh, but they are coming back.
00:37:21Hot one!
00:37:22We all know they're never coming back.
00:37:24What?
00:37:25Woo-hoo!
00:37:27You don't know that, Jab.
00:37:29Everybody knows that bovines are the most intelligent, crafty animals in the West.
00:37:35Yeah, he's right, you know.
00:37:37It doesn't take a cow to figure out.
00:37:40They saw the writing on the wall and flown the coop while the getting was good.
00:37:44What?
00:37:45Oh, no!
00:37:46They tricked us and deserted us!
00:37:48No, no, I'll do it.
00:37:50Excuse me!
00:37:51Excuse me!
00:37:53Excuse me!
00:37:55Excuse me!
00:37:59Oh, uh, let's not forget who we're talking about.
00:38:04Audrey, remember when Grace helped you figure out why you crossed the road?
00:38:09And Jed, Ms. Calloway knew just what to do when your head got stuck in that spit tune.
00:38:15Get off my case!
00:38:16And Maggie was gonna make us all winners.
00:38:19I truly believe there ain't nothing those three cows can't do!
00:38:32Ah!
00:38:33Well, whatever they're gonna do, they better do it soon!
00:38:36I'm so very sorry, Pearl.
00:38:41It's a real shame.
00:38:43It is.
00:38:50Uh...
00:38:51Olly, I don't know what's worse.
00:38:53Losing my farm to the highest bidder or...
00:38:56Knowing that...
00:38:57That my girls are lost and alone out there.
00:39:05Yee-haw!
00:39:07Come on girls, either I'm getting good at this or his scent is getting stronger. Go get him Maggie
00:39:39Oops, this has buck written all over it. We're not gonna let this dumb old trick stop us
00:39:45sooner or later all these paths will hook up and then
00:39:52Hurry up girls. Don't lose that trail. What trail? I can't see anything
00:40:07It's the high ground
00:40:12Maggie
00:40:46Oh
00:41:04Maggie
00:41:06That's enough the minute this lets up
00:41:09We're heading straight home to patch of heaven, but what about catching slim and collecting the reward?
00:41:15We never had a prayer of catching slim in the first place this whole ridiculous plan is
00:41:20Just so you can get revenge on those cattle rustlers. Hey for your information
00:41:26Duchess this whole ridiculous plan is about us saving our farm
00:41:30Our farm might have had a fighting chance until you came along. What's that supposed to mean?
00:41:36Trotting around with your vulgar show cow behavior
00:41:40What I was just wasting our time on your foolish plans through the years patch of heaven has survived every
00:41:46hardship that nature can dish out
00:41:48But you Maggie are the biggest catastrophe to ever hit our farm
00:41:53Well, if that's the way you feel about it, maybe we should just go our separate ways now
00:41:57That's the first good idea you've ever had fine fine fine
00:42:15It's not like your farm was ever gonna feel like home to me anyways
00:42:36Rain is pouring down like the heavens are heard
00:42:41Seems like it's been dark since the devil knows when
00:42:47Seems like it's been dark since the devil knows when
00:42:48How do you go on never knowing for certain
00:42:53Will the sun ever shine again?
00:42:58Feels like it's been years since it started to thunder
00:43:04Clouds are camping out in the valley and glen
00:43:08How do you go on when you can't help but wonder
00:43:14Will the sun ever shine again?
00:43:20Will the sun ever shine again?
00:43:21What if the rain keeps falling?
00:43:25What if the sky stays gray?
00:43:30What if the rain keeps falling?
00:43:37And never goes away
00:43:41Maybe soon the storm will be tired of blowing
00:43:46Maybe soon it all will be over, amen
00:43:51How do you go on if there's no way in order?
00:43:57Will the sun ever shine?
00:44:02Will the sun ever shine, wish I could say
00:44:04Send me a sign, one little ray
00:44:10Lord, if you're listening, how long until then?
00:44:18Will the sun ever shine, will the sun ever shine again?
00:44:42Will the sun ever shine again?
00:44:58Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, wake up, check please!
00:45:13Tastes a lot better in my sleep.
00:45:15Well, I suppose you'll be off now.
00:45:19Mm-hmm. Where will you go?
00:45:21Oh, probably check out the Grand Canyon. See Utah before I die.
00:45:26Wait a minute, where's Grace?
00:45:28Hi there! Boy, am I glad you guys are up.
00:45:31Hey, come look at this.
00:45:33What on earth? Where did all this come from?
00:45:36Hey, it's green, it's sleepy, and it's free.
00:45:39Shut up and eat.
00:45:40Good order, ladies. I see you're already tucked into your appetizer.
00:45:44Never knew a pretty lady didn't have an appetizer.
00:45:45Oh, now, see here, you ruffian.
00:45:48He's not a ruffian, Mrs. Calloway.
00:45:50He's a genuine desert shaman, our very own wise man.
00:45:55Shaman chef, chief cook and bottle washer.
00:45:57I'm a jackrabbit of all trades and at your service.
00:46:00Folks around these parts call me Lucky Jack.
00:46:03Yep, they used to come from miles around just to get one rub of my lucky rabbit's foot.
00:46:08Woo! Dang, there it!
00:46:14This happens all the time. Now, where was I?
00:46:17Ah, voila!
00:46:19Now, let me just get this on the fire and it'll be ready directly.
00:46:26Look, we don't eat meat. It's kind of like a professional courtesy.
00:46:30Perhaps we'll dine with you some other time.
00:46:33You see, Grace and I are returning to our farm to say our last goodbyes.
00:46:37Yeah, we need closure.
00:46:40Well, I can sympathize there, sister. I truly can.
00:46:42Until recently, I too had a home. Echo Mine, it was called.
00:46:47Us jackrabbits lived there for generation after generation.
00:46:51Till some land-grabbing bandit moved in and flushed us out like yesterday's oatmeal.
00:47:00Excuse us, my good fellow. We must be on our way.
00:47:03Wait! There he is!
00:47:11Slim! You mean this no-good barmit is hiding out in Echo Mine right now?
00:47:17Without a doubt.
00:47:18Maggie? What are you thinking?
00:47:20Look, I got a score to settle with that rhinestone fat boy and nothing to lose.
00:47:25But it'll be dangerous going after Slim all by yourself.
00:47:28Hey, I got the rabbit.
00:47:31That's not all you got, Maggie. You got us.
00:47:35Oh, no. No, no, no, no. We are sticking to our plan and going home.
00:47:40Hold on, you two.
00:47:42As strange as this sounds, Grace is actually making sense.
00:47:47You want the money, and I want to get even with Slim.
00:47:50The three of us go together and we're sure to get him.
00:47:53Once you collect the reward, I'll walk out your front gate and I'll stay out of it forever.
00:47:59Deal?
00:48:01Your powers of persuasion are uncanny. Deal.
00:48:06Ha! Bovine bounty hunters! Now I've seen everything.
00:48:10Let's get moving, ladies! Time for an underground smackdown!
00:48:14Yee-haw!
00:48:17Out in the land where the heroes beat their fakers.
00:48:21Out in the land where the hail and cars fall.
00:48:25Out where the feelers hit the shutters.
00:48:27Justice is here and is wearing nodders.
00:48:29Yee-haw!
00:48:30The girls are walking.
00:48:31Roam! Roam! Roam! Roam! Roam! Roam on the range.
00:48:35Roam! Roam! Roam! Better go get round.
00:48:37Roam! Roam! Roam on the range.
00:48:56Roam! Roam! Roam! Roams! Roam! Roam! Roam!
00:49:09make way for the big men and black market livestock.
00:49:22Betty, who are you?
00:49:24All right, come on.
00:49:25Move it, Bessie, or I'll tan your hides right here.
00:49:28Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch the suit, watch the suit.
00:49:31Feast your eyes.
00:49:32Five thousand cows on the barrel head as promised, Mr. Weasley.
00:49:37The name's Mr. Wesley.
00:49:38So, Slim, what do you say we gotta move on
00:49:41and load these cash cows onto the train ASAP, huh?
00:49:44Let's go.
00:49:45Yes, yes, of course.
00:49:46Just as soon as I finish counting.
00:49:49Hmm.
00:49:55Lucky Jack, you did it, we're here.
00:49:57Well, I take my hat off to you, Jack.
00:50:00But you've got us here in one piece.
00:50:02Well, seeing is believing.
00:50:03And I don't believe what I see.
00:50:05Oh, it's Buck!
00:50:06Stallion of the Sim Moron.
00:50:08I was supposed to be here just in case one of the horses get tired.
00:50:11Cows only.
00:50:13Look, friend.
00:50:14You don't understand my situation.
00:50:16No, you don't understand.
00:50:18So I'll say it again.
00:50:21The only critters that get by me are cows.
00:50:24Cows only.
00:50:26Oh, come on.
00:50:28Look, cut me a break.
00:50:30Now what?
00:50:31Oh, what are you doing here?
00:50:34Sorry we're late.
00:50:34We got separated from the herd.
00:50:36Right this way, little lady.
00:50:38Tell them Junior sent you.
00:50:40Oh!
00:50:42Howdy, partner.
00:50:43Nice hat, ma'am.
00:50:45Shiki devil.
00:50:46Excuse me.
00:50:48Reject coming through.
00:50:50Oh!
00:50:51Hey!
00:50:51What gives?
00:50:52How come they got to go through?
00:50:54They're cows.
00:50:55What?
00:50:56But what about the rabbit?
00:50:58Well, obviously, he was with the cows.
00:51:01I'm with the cows, too.
00:51:02Yeah!
00:51:03Hey, hey, cows!
00:51:05Wait up!
00:51:06You got to tell this guy you know me.
00:51:08See, Junior, we're old friends.
00:51:09Come on, Margie.
00:51:11Grattan.
00:51:12Miss, uh, hat cow?
00:51:13Now come on, uh, Junior power box, see?
00:51:16Buck.
00:51:17Buck.
00:51:19Oh, buck!
00:51:20Nah, doesn't ring a bell.
00:51:22No, no, no, wait!
00:51:23Hey, come back!
00:51:24No, hang on, hang on, hang on.
00:51:27Just kidding.
00:51:28You see, if you get to the wall, hey, hey!
00:51:31Man, cow, let's go!
00:51:33Don't make me hurt you.
00:51:39Rico.
00:51:42I gotta go.
00:51:43But, uh, let's throw on the, uh, old fee bags sometime.
00:51:46Stay cool.
00:51:48It's hero time.
00:51:52So, what's the plan?
00:51:53Well, let's see.
00:51:55You two get his attention while I sneak up behind him,
00:51:58and then I'll knock him into the car.
00:51:59And then we'll rope him up and wheel him into justice.
00:52:02And for extra measure,
00:52:03how about we conk him on the doggy with this?
00:52:06You go, cowgirl.
00:52:07That's using the old hat.
00:52:08Wow, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:52:09And you lost me here, Missy.
00:52:10Look, Jack, it's simple.
00:52:12Cart smack, rope roll, justice.
00:52:15Come on, Jack, focus.
00:52:16Now is not the time to get all scatterbrained and flaky.
00:52:25Oh, good.
00:52:26I'm not too late.
00:52:27Sorry.
00:52:28Still sticking out your quarry, huh?
00:52:30Yeah, pretty much.
00:52:31Why?
00:52:31Listen, I came to warn you,
00:52:33one equine to another,
00:52:35about Rico.
00:52:36As soon as he nabs that russa,
00:52:37he's gonna be in a big hurry to collect that reward.
00:52:39So?
00:52:39So, once he catches his man,
00:52:42that's when the horse whip comes out,
00:52:43and he's not shy about using it, either.
00:52:45Horse whip?
00:52:46Horse whip!
00:52:47And not only are you gonna be carrying Rico,
00:52:49but that russler as well.
00:52:50Have you seen that guy?
00:52:51He's huge!
00:52:52What should I do?
00:52:53Run!
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:54Yeah, run like the wind, partner,
00:52:56and save yourself!
00:52:57Go on!
00:52:58Take off!
00:52:58Fade!
00:52:59Run!
00:52:59I'm ready, I'm out of here.
00:53:00Sunset!
00:53:01Scram!
00:53:02Okay, thanks, buddy.
00:53:03I owe you one.
00:53:04Godspeed, my friend!
00:53:06So long, sucker!
00:53:07He must be taking stupid lessons from that buffalo.
00:53:131,420, 1,440, 1,435, 1,000, 336, 4,000!
00:53:27Get you morons!
00:53:28Count to yourselves!
00:53:29Come on.
00:53:31That'll start all over!
00:53:32There he is!
00:53:33Come on, let's go!
00:53:34Hold on!
00:53:36You're both forgetting Slim's hypnotic control
00:53:38over those with less imperfect pitch.
00:53:41Jack, I hope you can forgive me.
00:53:42For what, missy?
00:53:43Ah!
00:53:44For that?
00:53:44Now you watch it, dear toots!
00:53:47Grace, how practical!
00:53:50Done counting!
00:53:52What we got?
00:53:534,997!
00:53:55What?
00:53:56Huh?
00:53:56Wait, wait, whoa, I thought you said 5,000 even.
00:53:59Of course I did.
00:54:01Gil must have just miscounted, that's all.
00:54:03Huh?
00:54:04There's one!
00:54:05Up there!
00:54:07The others can't be far behind.
00:54:09Just you watch.
00:54:10You're gonna like this.
00:54:12Jodeling's an art.
00:54:14Ahem.
00:54:16Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo.
00:54:22Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo.
00:54:25Huh?
00:54:26Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo.
00:54:34What's the deal, Slimbo?
00:54:36Maybe she wasn't an art lover.
00:54:38Philistine!
00:54:40Shut up, you greenhorns.
00:54:42Bobine ain't been born that can resist my charms.
00:54:56Watch your back, Uncle Slim!
00:54:58Gotcha!
00:54:59Where do you think you're going?
00:55:05Now, Jack!
00:55:06Okay!
00:55:07What in the room?
00:55:07Two blazes is going on here!
00:55:12Uncle Slim!
00:55:14Uncle Slim!
00:55:15Let's get out of here!
00:55:18Come back here, dog meat!
00:55:20Jackpot!
00:55:21Got him now!
00:55:22Well, Jack!
00:55:22Watch out!
00:55:24It's Buck!
00:55:25Hey, Casey Jones!
00:55:27Let's grab the bills and fire up the Getaway Express!
00:55:36I gave up Clown College for this?
00:55:42Slim!
00:55:43I got Slim!
00:55:44He was going to be so proud of me!
00:55:49Please, please, please, leave me alone!
00:55:51I can't, please, please, please!
00:55:54No!
00:56:02Sorry.
00:56:03I'm scared!
00:56:04I'm scared!
00:56:05Quick, girls, in here!
00:56:07Gosh!
00:56:08Ooh!
00:56:10Yeah!
00:56:17That was Rinko!
00:56:21What in blue places?
00:56:29I'll knock you in the next Tuesday.
00:56:32Come back here!
00:56:33You're going down!
00:56:35It's Junior!
00:56:36It's Junior!
00:56:37Junior!
00:56:38Junior!
00:56:41Get this off of me!
00:56:47Rinko's saddle!
00:56:48I'm going to get a Rinko's saddle!
00:56:58Rinko's swim!
00:57:01Surprise!
00:57:03Dang it!
00:57:28We made it, girls!
00:57:30We made it!
00:57:33Ladies!
00:57:34We got coffee!
00:57:38Oh!
00:57:39Oh!
00:57:41Oh!
00:57:42Oh!
00:57:42Oh!
00:57:44Oh!
00:57:45Oh!
00:57:59Oh!
00:57:59Oh!
00:58:00Oh!
00:58:02Oh!
00:58:03Ah!
00:58:04Knabbitt!
00:58:05I guess I'm going to do everything around here myself!
00:58:09Oh!
00:58:10Oh!
00:58:13Call me crazy, but I think these cows got it in for me.
00:58:17Maybe they just don't like your singing.
00:58:20Shut up!
00:58:21Mr. Weasley, my money, if you please.
00:58:25I was just keeping it safe for you, Slim.
00:58:28Sure you were.
00:58:29Protecting my investments is what I pay this fella for.
00:58:33Mr. Weasley, let me present the most traitorous double-crossing gunfire
00:58:37that I've ever had the pleasure to call partner.
00:58:41Rico.
00:58:42You're too kind, boss.
00:58:45No, it can't be.
00:58:46His reputation as a bounty hunter is well known,
00:58:50but lately he's been doing a little moonlighting and covering my tracks.
00:58:55Rico's going to see you to the border so that nothing else goes wrong.
00:59:02Well, if you'll all pardon me,
00:59:06there's a little patch of heaven on the auction block this morning.
00:59:09He's going to buy our farm.
00:59:14Adios!
00:59:15Yee-haw!
00:59:18I don't know how you got here, Skittish,
00:59:20but stick with me and you may get to like the other side of the law.
00:59:25No, now!
00:59:26Yeah!
00:59:27All right, come on, come on!
00:59:28Move it, Betsy!
00:59:29Get in there!
00:59:30Hurry up!
00:59:31You don't want to be late for that big round-up in the sky!
00:59:37Ah, Skittish!
00:59:39Whoa!
00:59:40Oh!
00:59:42Get in there!
00:59:44Come on, you stupid cows!
00:59:46Come on!
00:59:50Lovely.
00:59:51Now get the engine fired up and let's make tracks.
00:59:55Huh?
00:59:57Make a break for it, ladies!
00:59:58Run!
01:00:00Whoa!
01:00:01Skittish!
01:00:02Buck, have you gone crazy?
01:00:05Now that's entirely possible!
01:00:07Or maybe I just figured out who the real heroes are!
01:00:12Wait, what if this is some kind of trick?
01:00:15Whoa!
01:00:15What is it?
01:00:17Oh, this isn't a trick.
01:00:19It's a miracle.
01:00:20Come on!
01:00:22So you think you got the drop on me.
01:00:25Well, think again.
01:00:26Ah!
01:00:27Ah!
01:00:36This is useless.
01:00:38Let's put our heads together.
01:00:40More brains and less brawn.
01:00:42All right.
01:00:50Okay, Calloway.
01:00:52Fetch!
01:01:05Oh, lucky shot!
01:01:12Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
01:01:22Oh, shucks.
01:01:25Trent nothing.
01:01:26Fat lot of good it done us.
01:01:29Alameda Slim has already flown the coop.
01:01:31She's right.
01:01:33Unless we sprout wings, we'll never make it back in time.
01:01:36I can't believe what I'm hearing.
01:01:38This train goes right by Patch of Heaven.
01:01:41What is in the cud you've been chewing?
01:01:44How are we supposed to drive that thing?
01:01:47How?
01:01:47How?
01:01:48I'll tell you how.
01:01:50The same way we walked off the farm into the unknown.
01:01:54The same way we fought off those burly barmaids.
01:01:57And the same way we braved the western wilderness without the benefit of food or water.
01:02:04We caught Slim once, and we shall do it again.
01:02:09Who's with me?
01:02:13Get out of here!
01:02:14Get your balls!
01:02:15How's for the hell?
01:02:23Get out of here!
01:02:27Get it out!
01:02:28How's for the hell?
01:02:30Howdy, darling.
01:02:31Howdy.
01:02:32Yeah, look down.
01:02:33Hello there.
01:02:35Oh, no.
01:02:36I got two words for you guys.
01:02:38Tall shower!
01:02:41We don't have time for this nonsense.
01:02:43We have a farm to save.
01:02:44Well, maybe we can help you.
01:02:46Maybe we can help e-
01:02:47Oh!
01:02:48Oh, man.
01:02:50It's fine.
01:02:51Come up and see us sometime.
01:02:53Reese!
01:03:03Oh, no!
01:03:05It's the morning express!
01:03:07There's a switch up ahead!
01:03:09Way ahead of you, Pops.
01:03:11Top line!
01:03:11Come on, Mew!
01:03:12Let's ride!
01:03:16Yee-haw!
01:03:41See you back at the farm, girls!
01:03:43Good luck!
01:03:44This happens all the time.
01:03:46Sold!
01:03:48All property and livestock, formerly known as Hatch of Heaven, is hereby sold to Mr.
01:03:55Yancey O'Dell.
01:03:56Pleasure doing business with you.
01:04:00O'Dell's the name, foreclosure's the game.
01:04:03Well, just set yourself over yonder and sign this deed, and the property is all yours.
01:04:11Much obliged, Sheriff.
01:04:19There it is!
01:04:21Home and me!
01:04:22Oh, and a holy hallelujah of a curve!
01:04:25Quick the break!
01:04:26No time for that!
01:04:27But won't we jump the track?
01:04:29We are making our own track!
01:04:30This is going to be messy!
01:04:39The whole territory belongs to me.
01:04:42Huh?
01:04:43Five cents for these chicks.
01:04:45Come on, now.
01:05:04What's the idea of crashing your train on my property?
01:05:08What?
01:05:09It can't be!
01:05:13It can't be!
01:05:26Hold it right there!
01:05:29Piggies, it's time to open up a can of wolf hide!
01:05:35Ow!
01:05:36Ow!
01:05:38Ow!
01:05:39Ow!
01:05:42Ow!
01:05:44Ow!
01:05:45Ow!
01:05:46Ow!
01:05:47Ow!
01:05:47Ow!
01:05:48Ow!
01:05:49Ow!
01:05:50You wanna get nuts?
01:05:51Ow!
01:06:00Ow!
01:06:02Ow!
01:06:07Ow!
01:06:07It's Alameda Slim!
01:06:09You think you've won?
01:06:10It ain't over till the fat man sinks!
01:06:16You're...
01:06:17A-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
01:06:21-la-la-la-la-la-la!
01:06:24A-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
01:06:25-la-la-la-la!
01:06:26Hold on!
01:06:26A-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
01:06:29Alameda Slim, you're under arrest!
01:06:34Nobody messes with Pearls, girls!
01:06:37Say, girls.
01:06:38Got milk?
01:06:38Buck!
01:06:39Just kidding.
01:06:41Take him away, boys.
01:06:43Hope you like stripes.
01:06:46Pearl, your cows can't do much with Slim's reward money.
01:06:49Think you can find some use for it?
01:06:51Woo-wee! My farm is saved!
01:07:03Where's Maggie?
01:07:14I can't believe she just left.
01:07:18I'm gonna miss her.
01:07:19So shall I, Grace.
01:07:21Her brash manner, her bullheadedness.
01:07:24She risked her life for us.
01:07:26And who are we but strangers?
01:07:28We were privileged to know her.
01:07:30She was a cow like no other.
01:07:32Right down to her appalling bodily eruptions.
01:07:38That was good.
01:07:40Maggie!
01:07:41I was just having one for the road
01:07:42when I heard all the nice stuff you guys were saying about me.
01:07:47You know, maybe I could hang around a while.
01:07:49How about forever?
01:07:52Well, it's your call, Calloway.
01:07:54Is this barnyard big enough for the both of us?
01:07:57Only if you let me wear the hat.
01:08:01Yee-haw!
01:08:02Come on, move your hides, girls.
01:08:05The last one to the barn sleeps standing up.
01:08:08Aww.
01:08:10Okay, everyone, big smiles.
01:08:13So it was.
01:08:14Alameda Slim, the most notorious and feared cattle rustler,
01:08:18was apprehended and unmasked by three unusual dairy cows.
01:08:23Hot dang-nabby Jim!
01:08:24How many times have I got to tell you to wait your turn?
01:08:26How many times have I got to tell you to get out of my barrel?
01:08:29Hey dang-nabby, you and you, I'm over with you, I'll get you now!
01:08:32It's so nice that Jim finally found a friend.
01:08:36Here they come, everybody!
01:08:37Here they come, baby!
01:08:39Here they come, baby!
01:08:48Well done!
01:08:52Ah-ha-ho, ladies!
01:08:53Hey Barry, three queens, two kings, hmm?
01:08:58Full house!
01:09:00And the joker is wild.
01:09:02Oh, yeah!
01:09:05Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:09:08And darling, I swear,
01:09:11won't you been there?
01:09:13There ain't a few beneath the blue that could ever compare.
01:09:17The only thing missing is you and my guest.
01:09:23On an old patch of heaven went well.
01:09:26Why don't you come visit?
01:09:29There's room in the nest.
01:09:34Found that little patch of heaven went well.
01:10:17And that little patch of heaven went well.
01:10:19Come with me and let's go wander.
01:10:23Far beyond the wild blue yonder.
01:10:26Out where stars roam free
01:10:32Though the journey's far from breezy
01:10:36Stick with me, I'll make it easy
01:10:39You can depend on me
01:10:43Yeah, there's a long road before us
01:10:50And it's a hard road indeed
01:10:55But darling, I swear
01:11:00I'll get us there
01:11:04Wherever the trail may lead
01:11:11Once we cross that far horizon
01:11:15Life is bound to be surprising
01:11:18But we'll take it day by day
01:11:24Never mind the wind and weather
01:11:27If we walk that trail together
01:11:30Somehow we'll find our way
01:11:35Yeah, there's a long road before us
01:11:42And it's a hard road indeed
01:11:48But darling, I'll bow
01:11:53We'll get through somehow
01:11:56Wherever the trail may lead
01:12:01Can't tell you when we'll be there
01:12:06It may take all our lives
01:12:09We're headed for that great unknown
01:12:15We'll soon be walking free there
01:12:19Till that day arrives
01:12:22At least we won't be traveling alone
01:12:28There's a long road before us
01:12:34And it's a hard road indeed
01:12:40But darling, don't fear
01:12:45Cause I'll be right here
01:12:49To give you the strength you need
01:12:54And through the whole ride
01:12:58I'll be by your side
01:13:05Wherever the trail may lead
01:13:13We'll see you next time
01:13:17We'll see you next time
01:13:37La la la la la la
01:13:44When you're sad, when you're feeling low
01:13:50When you're hurt and don't know where to go
01:13:55Think of me, there I'll be
01:13:59Anytime you need a friend
01:14:04When you're down and your luck runs out
01:14:10Or if you're in trouble or in doubt
01:14:15It's okay, turn my way
01:14:20Anytime you need a friend
01:14:23When you're scared, I will stay with you
01:14:29When you feel you're falling, I'll live for you
01:14:34When your heart breaks, I'll ease your brakes
01:14:40Whatever it takes, I'm in
01:14:45Anytime you need a friend
01:14:48La, la, la, la, la, la, la
01:14:53La, la, la, la, la, la, la
01:14:58All our lives, anywhere we are
01:15:03Just reach out, I'll never be too far
01:15:08Come on, babe, there I'll stay
01:15:12Anytime you need a friend
01:15:16When you're scared, I will stay with you
01:15:22When you feel you're falling, I'll live for you
01:15:27When your heart breaks, I'll ease your brakes
01:15:33Whatever it takes, I'm in
01:15:38Anytime you need a friend
01:15:41La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
01:15:45Anytime you need a friend
01:16:00Anytime you need a friend
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01:16:12I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I
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