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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 12
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00:00tonight get in there with your titty tassels shimmy shimmy lucinda pours her heart out
00:06let it out before sticking her nose in
00:11so gorgeous as our celebs i want to fill my finger with a big fat ring
00:21there's a couple of people that i think we've got in common they didn't bring you the best
00:26what did they know couldn't just stay at home and punish myself in the face dating
00:39welcome to celebs go dating it's a brand new day at the agency where as always the relationship
00:46management and emotional well-being of their celeb clients is the main focus of the agents
00:51can i say everyone looks really bloody fit today oh anna you know what on that note yeah i have
00:57something big that i want to announce we all know that p-dog go on i had sex last night
01:03oh well i
01:04watched silent witness in my pants eating hash browns but you don't hear me showing off i put
01:09the ketchup in an egg cup i think you're teasing us about the announcement yes you're right i was
01:14being a bit coy what's the real announcement yeah i'm i'm british guys i've i'm i'm a full-on
01:20resident of the uk i did pass my test i did pass my test yeah thank you thank you
01:28you know what this means you can never get rid of us
01:36and here's someone else we can't get rid of it's david and i've seen enough potsy walkings to know
01:41when he's hung over big time let's hope he's functioning enough to make the exact noise of
01:47the intercom bell still got it dp celebrity dating agency hi tom it's david come in darling dude
01:55oh keep it down tom he's feeling fragile
02:15oh god don't go over there tom those sick burps linger let's make life really nice because you're hanging
02:23yeah you're hanging out of your annus yeah oh don't pamper him tom he's only hanging out of his
02:29annus because he went full yb for weekender last night actually i think i've just got a kind of
02:35coconutty residue on my hand oh nice what a treat tiny little bit of alcohol yeah
02:41oh my goodness oh darling i'm so sorry oh oh rude awakening rude awakening hello hi lovely tea we're
02:51ready for david all right darling oh oh come on i need a lucas aid oh well you look ravishing
03:01oh
03:01thank you aesthetically i wouldn't know you were hanging you would if you looked at his shorts
03:05honestly it's like a butcher's window thank you because i feel like i'm gonna die oh darling
03:13oh now let's see what kind of mood david is in he's always in a big mood so he is
03:21oh oh oh
03:24i mean that is a powerful entrance david your legs are popping your lips are popping thank you
03:31my insides aren't popping a little bit ropey after last night had a big night out and basically
03:40the day was sick david got a right eyeful from anthony oh okay that's my dog then he got a
03:51mouthful
03:59and judging by the state of david today it wasn't just a quickie he pulled his pants down
04:04oh so i was looking at his tattoos and he was like i've just got a new tattoo and i
04:08was like oh what
04:08is it he was like it's my dog and i was like oh let's see your dog he went it's
04:12on my leg and then
04:13just stood up and pulled his pants down bulge was in my face i didn't know if i was looking
04:18at the dog
04:19dressed as a pirate on his thigh captain cock next to it i was actually like i don't know where
04:25to
04:25look i was like do you prefer somebody making the move or do you like like making the first move
04:31he
04:31was like i prefer if somebody somebody makes the move but failing that i'll get me cock and balls out
04:36and show you me pirate dog so we kissed over the table then what happened next then we left we
04:44had a
04:44peck outside and then i was like i don't want this to end oh so i was like should we
04:49go for another
04:50tequila you went after hours we went after hours and we know in the agency when we go after hours
04:56things have got a bit of a dot dot dot so come on yeah then all of a sudden he
05:02just lent in and we
05:03were snogging in the middle of the pub which is kind of making me cringe a little bit but then
05:07i'm
05:07also loving it what the fuck sorry just wanted to join in too yes david what a result
05:21so if david getting all hot under the collar the incoming gabby is getting all hot under a coat
05:27she clearly bought from age concern hello celebrity dating agency hey it's gabby do
05:36come in
05:36i'll make you sweat oh look at you how are you oh i see what not normal say what you
05:54want about
05:54that jacket but at least it muffles tom's nonsense oh it's very toss on toss offable isn't it if
06:00anyone else said that there'd be trouble oh it's like a stole it's bloody cold though outside it is
06:06you're very well dressed for this oh thank you little chinchilla don't worry it's fake everyone
06:11as if gabby would kill that many chinchillas it'd be a great fight though upstairs the only bout
06:17david's having is a bout of horniness after his knockout night how would you rate that date from one
06:23to ten honestly a solid 9.5 9.5 yeah wow so are you curious to hear what he thinks
06:30two one go over there i was impressed by his personality and his energy he had beautiful eyes
06:44david handled the date so well oh my god this is mature yeah i'm so mature uh what's the last
06:51one
06:52taz uh that's dr taz to you how would you rate your date with david from one to ten oh
06:59god i've just
06:59said 9.5 he said
07:02he said
07:05ten out of ten
07:07yes
07:09basket come on
07:11yes baby
07:13uh are they pleased with that it's hard to tell we are very very pleased thank you clears that up
07:20we're so proud of you
07:22thank you i'm excited to kind of see where it goes so second date that's the really important yeah okay
07:29have a think about the things that are really important to you okay tequila shots snugging and
07:33dogs dressed as pirates
07:35that you would like to share with anthony my challenge for you this time would be
07:40ask him what are you like in bed
07:42i lie face down head in the pillow arm under it leg ain't that arse out the duvet like a
07:47fucking
07:47warthog sexual communication is hard and other than that just get in there with your titty tassels and
07:54yeah get in there and enjoy baby shimmy shimmy
07:56shimmy shimmy
07:57thank you bye bitches
07:59bye bitches
08:01bye my loves
08:05babes i think
08:06what we need to do right now
08:08is start getting our wedding outfits ready i thought you were gonna say we should pop a bottle of champagne
08:14david might well be off for a hair of the dog
08:17as one happy poxy leaves gabby's next in and she's getting dr t and pcb in the agent roulette
08:25come on in
08:28hello
08:29i was like who've i got today
08:32gabby and joelle caused quite a splash in tenerife
08:36i feel like it's only fair to
08:37give joelle a second go
08:39their first date was so nice they had to do it twice
08:42and by twice i mean twice as many people
08:44because it was a double date with lucindra and ken
08:47that's all right
08:47how many is that a hundred
08:49what a hundred for the best
08:51i see so much
08:52and once they'd gone gabby got a godfall
08:55not like that you perverts
08:56how was your double date
08:58it
09:00an experience
09:01really
09:01we were so excited for it
09:04it was
09:04we were just bouncing off each other me and lucinda
09:07and
09:08then we got in there and when they
09:10when the guys arrived it just kind of went
09:13like a choir of ducks
09:15they left
09:16which means you and joelle could have alone time
09:19yeah he brought me a hundred roses
09:21a hundred roses
09:23did he i've never had that in my life
09:24how did you feel about that
09:26i just feel like he's sincere
09:28and he's he's got really good
09:31potential
09:33but he's very young
09:35i keep coming back to this
09:37if he was older
09:39and in a maybe different position in his life
09:41then i would be excited by it but i just have this gut feeling that it's like
09:45am i just
09:46wasting my time
09:49you talked about some of the challenges with joelle
09:52what's the upside
09:53i like how i feel when i'm with him
09:55really how would you describe it
09:57just like hot
09:58are you sure that's not just the chinchilla body warmer
10:01just like hot
10:03he's interested
10:05and wants to get to know me
10:07and i do believe that from him
10:08he's got a really good energy to be around
10:10i do like being around him
10:12okay everything that you've told me
10:14says that you definitely need another date with this guy
10:18the real question is
10:21does he show up in this third date consistent
10:25if you feel a drop off
10:28as ken precipitously dropped
10:30what's wrong with saying suddenly paul
10:32if you feel a drop off
10:34you walk
10:35if you don't feel seen
10:37you walk
10:37right
10:38this is why this third date is
10:40very very important
10:42yeah
10:43wow pcb is serious
10:45typical brit
10:46on this date
10:47you're going to be able
10:49to collect more information
10:51about him
10:52and make a decision for yourself
10:54on this next date
10:56so it's a very important date
10:57oh god
10:58god
10:59yeah this is your biggest date so far
11:02of your time here at the agency
11:03yeah
11:05all right
11:05so you're ready
11:06you feel good
11:07yeah
11:07you know what the mission is
11:09yes
11:09okay
11:10no pressure agent gab's
11:22welcome back to celebs go dating where gabby's gone to get ready for her most important date ever
11:27and it's married at first sight for sore eyes lucinda's turn who's come dressed as an old lady's couch
11:35hello celebrity dating agency hello gorgeous tom read wilson oh miss light come in come in
11:53oh
12:12hi
12:13it's not as soft and poor as your skin is
12:15likewise right back at you
12:17we could just do this forever
12:19for the love of god please don't
12:21can you just be my little pussy cat and just curl up in my lap and i'll just stroke you
12:26you'd be a better pussy cat than me
12:28oh
12:28you'd just purr on me
12:29well i am very tactile i think it's my love language
12:32iso i reckon you're fluent in all of the love languages
12:35me too my love language is pussy and dicks
12:38in terms of affirmations i have a rule if it's dancing on my frontal lobe it has to visit my
12:43tongue
12:44which is why i refuse to dance on his frontal lobe
12:47would you like to ring up tea
12:49gotta clean this phone here
12:50has it got makeup on it
12:51look at that
12:51can i put it on speakerphone
12:53no you have to lick my foundation off the phone
12:55go on p-dog give it a lick
12:59hello
13:00hello tea
13:01if you could send her up
13:03certainly
13:04thank you
13:06lucinda
13:07bye my darling
13:08bye darling
13:09back out in tennis lucinda had her first date with ken
13:12i'm not gonna lie to you this your lips is just doing it for me
13:16and after some serious graft they managed to clear the restaurant with their snog fest
13:21but on their second date ken got ahead of himself
13:23i mean i've got a penthouse in chelsea
13:27as well as putting his foot right in it
13:29listen she lives
13:30not a foursomes with these lines
13:32no but it's gotta be a foursome
13:33no foursomes ken
13:35causing lucinda to throw the towel in early
13:37have fun you two
13:39thank you you too
13:41ken was looking for his barbie and he was pretty sure he'd found it in you
13:45oh
13:45when we left tenerife
13:47but come second date
13:49there was sort of not a presence that i'm looking for a quality of uh just soulful chat that feel
13:58that felt really true
14:00with ken when did you first feel he wasn't the right one for you
14:06do you know what i think it was the space between the notes of leaving tenerife and the next stage
14:15what i would argue is that you knew immediately
14:21you're right
14:21you extend this benefit of the doubt
14:23and you override your conscious
14:29i haven't been dating for so long that i always lean into it because i'm like well that's an experience
14:34lucinda is the epitome of a people pleaser but always saying yes or agreeing with your date that is not
14:40a good strategy
14:41because essentially they're not getting to know the real you
14:45i do recognize within all of that as well i'm a very acquired taste
14:51you know
14:52can we go into that a bit because
14:53well i'm a bit of an amazon clamazon so you know
14:56huh
14:57and then i think you know just being a bold woman
15:01um i just don't think it's it's not a lot of people's cup of tea
15:05have you always sort of been this introspective
15:09no
15:09so what changed
15:10i think it's just truly come from being a giant mess
15:14and in so much pain
15:16and quite often a bit of heartbreak where i'm like i don't know where to put this
15:25yeah like a lot of pain you know
15:28yeah
15:29earlier and a lot of hatred toward my body as well
15:35um
15:37being bullied and called fat
15:39i've had a very um
15:43a bit of body dysmorphia around science
15:47and it's a continual journey to accept
15:53a bigger body and yeah i mean i'm yeah
16:00i really am quite body positive i mean i you know i do it requires radical acceptance but it's a
16:09journey
16:10and often we can fake it till we make it as well if we throw enough shit at a wall
16:16it might stick
16:16yeah and we might just believe it ourselves and i think the challenge that you have is self-acceptance in
16:22that area
16:22yeah it can be and you know i mean often when i have a lover like i fall in love
16:29with it again because you know often what's reflected is just divine you know but sometimes when you're going solo
16:39you forget without that love and touch you know what i mean
16:43yeah i'm so emotional today we're such a um
16:49let it out
16:50let it out
16:50huge mass of women in their middle age now that are not being met or or found or touched and
17:02felt and i think there's a bit of a lonely loneliness epidemic that's upon it's so sad
17:24it felt so easy in my 20s and 30s to fall in love and be in love
17:31you know sometimes i give up home like you know i've been out there and like here i am let's
17:37go you know but
17:40um you know this is great but yeah also no pressure
17:44you are and i'm not just saying this to say it one of the most exceptional people that i've ever
17:51witnessed
17:51this is really important because you are amazing but we also know that you know we can't keep carrying on
17:58up there you know when then we need to sometimes just sit in the sit in the mud and we
18:03right now we're sitting in the mud with you
18:04you are gorgeous okay thank you beautiful
18:12all it takes is one person lucinda yeah one person and you are putting yourself in the position to find
18:20that person
18:20yes thank you beautiful and you're right it is a numbers game isn't it just keep going
18:26until i found the poor bastard
18:29fantastic agent in from adubs and pcb there you've got this lucinda
18:35across town gabby's gearing up to work out if she wants to be in a duo with joelle who's 10
18:40years her junior
18:41the third one on the third date is looking like it could get a bit serious and i'm not one
18:46to shy away from that
18:47jesus he thinks it could get serious enough to bring a wash bag
18:50it's obvious that we have some sort of chemistry there but i definitely need to dig a bit deeper and
18:57see if we are aligned on the fundamentals of what i would consider a strong relationship
19:03do you like minecraft
19:07hey
19:09how are you
19:09how are you
19:10how are you
19:10how are you
19:10how are you
19:11great you look amazing man
19:13thank you
19:13oh thanks
19:15that's very nice of you thank you
19:20i'm nervous
19:21why
19:22i don't know
19:23maybe because the agents told her this is the most important date of her life
19:26is that a good thing you want to be thankful though
19:28i think it's a good thing
19:29it should be a good thing
19:30yeah
19:30i feel like if he wasn't nervous then he'll be like
19:33what are you for
19:35it's quite warm here
19:36fair enough
19:37joelle seems to think you're pretty hot too
19:39look at him
19:40i'm enjoying this for you
19:43carry on
19:45i can't take any more off we're in a restaurant
19:46yeah no no we're staying up for later innit
19:49he's like a kid in a sweet shop and he's got his eye on a couple of gobstoppers
19:54how are you anyway
19:54i'm just happy to kind of be in this situation with you
19:57yeah true
19:57what's on your mind
19:59loads of things
20:00loads of things
20:01yeah
20:02okay so i'm going to be straight up honest with you
20:04we've talked about the age thing before
20:06what i've been thinking about is that realistically
20:09what does the age gap mean moving forward
20:12what is in your like kind of like two year plan or like things like that
20:41i'm ready to just settle down i'm like i'm not into all of this talking to loads of people
20:46and bouncing back and forth
20:48like i don't really find it interesting like getting something deep for like seven months
20:52then happen to start again i don't like the start and again process and i've always said like my next
20:56person i want it to kind of be my last
20:57what does like a long-term like a successful long-term relationship look like to you
21:05family orientated
21:08so
21:10caring
21:13supportive
21:14jesus is he reciting an advert for an old people's oh
21:16and just like teamwork
21:19molly's everything to me
21:21that's a good word i was looking for that one
21:23molly's everything
21:24oh it's just
21:24bullshit filler until they shag in it
21:26but what else
21:27i'll reverse that question back to you
21:29don't patronize him gabbs
21:31that's my job
21:34back to hq now where the agents have been putting their own special skills to good use on lucinda
21:40um there's a date for you tonight
21:41oh
21:43but it's not just one
21:44what
21:45we have two
21:46wow
21:47we have two right
21:48so you have a
21:50starter
21:52and then you have a mate
21:54like a speed date
21:55like a speed date almost right
21:57okay
21:57but this is to really maximize your time here
22:00i like this
22:00okay
22:01so the beauty is that you can decide
22:05which of these two that you'd like to continue on
22:09as dessert
22:10that's so cheeky
22:11yes
22:12are we going in blind on this one
22:13we're going in blind
22:14we're going in blind
22:14yeah i love surprises
22:16exactly
22:17this is why we know
22:18because you lean into everything we give you
22:20yeah okay
22:20how you feeling about that
22:21oh my gosh this is going to be a night i tell ya
22:24this will be
22:25thank you guys
22:26yeah thank you
22:26thanks for holding all my tender bits today
22:28always
22:29i didn't know that was part of the service
22:31they never hold mine
22:32bring it in sister
22:33thanks guys
22:35oh yeah honey
22:36here for you always
22:37wait on the other side
22:38cannot wait
22:40four
22:41all right
22:42you take care
22:42yep
22:42yep
22:43thanks guys
22:44so much love
22:45so much love
22:46this was a breakthrough moment
22:49uh
22:50and i wonder how
22:52how much she's articulated of the story to anyone
22:55and the fact that she was willing and wanting to do it here now
22:59especially this point in the journey shows that her next half could truly be life-changing
23:05i think
23:07i think the best is very much yet to come
23:09yeah
23:09yep and hopefully this life-changing journey won't end in divorce
23:14back across town let's see how gabby is getting on sizing up her future prospects with lover boy joelle
23:20you asked me
23:21you asked me where do i see things in the next two years but where do you see things
23:25oh god
23:26i'm like ready to be in a proper relationship
23:31what
23:32in a couple years
23:33don't know how long
23:34but before i'm 40 i would like to have kids
23:37yeah
23:37but yeah just like the real deal like i wanna fill my finger
23:42with a big fat ring please
23:44and i wanna fill my ring with a big fat finger gabbs
23:47but you can't have it all right
23:48we're on the same page though isn't it
23:49oh is that what you're looking for
23:51100%
23:52how many children do you want though
23:53mmm
23:54two max
23:55i wouldn't call them both max
23:56but each to their own
23:58that was two three
24:00i'm happy with two
24:01but a three is like my maximum
24:02you see where we end up
24:04we're gonna get cracking then
24:04yeah
24:05no need to rush gabbs
24:06he'll be an absolute sperm wagon at his age
24:09i do know that there's like a three date rule normally
24:13i'm not saying that this is right now even though we're on a fair date
24:15but normally it's a three date rule that that's where you kind of like
24:19oh
24:19level up
24:19i'm starting to think level up means sexy sexy boom time
24:23i think i know what you're saying but i didn't even know there's that rule but
24:26oh so you aren't a seasoned date then
24:27i'm very open to finding that one
24:30you know what i mean i feel like yeah
24:32it's about time
24:33is it
24:34yeah
24:34if the time is right the time is right
24:38i like where kind of things are going
24:40i wanna know about you more
24:42but yeah like i definitely wanna carry things on
24:45you're confusing
24:46in terms of how
24:47when i'm with you i'm like
24:49yeah
24:50fancy him
24:51but then obviously on my head on paper i'm like
24:54he's young he's this he's that
24:56but then whenever i ask you things you always deliver
24:58in what i need you to say
24:59and then that comes down to like my trust in
25:02whether i a
25:03honestly like believe it
25:05or like whether it's just a time will tell situation
25:07or
25:10let's not think that first
25:10let's live in the moment
25:12and if it's meant to be it's meant to be
25:13it's not then it's not
25:15okay
25:16well that's very mature actually
25:17so i think we're done it
25:18let me meet you up
25:19let's go
25:21i had many doubts going into this
25:25mainly just because of the age thing
25:26and honestly
25:27everything that i asked joel
25:29he had
25:30a very
25:30solid response
25:32and
25:33i wasn't expecting that
25:35but i think right now
25:37not keeping my options open when i'm not 100% sure
25:40is
25:41a little unsettling for me
25:43so i just want to make sure that the agents know that
25:47well gabby's still not 100% sold on joel
25:50so we'll have to see if he gets to level up
25:52or if it's time for a new player to enter
25:58in a rainy south london
26:00ex-rugby player turned superstar dj james haskell
26:03is in the back of the black cab
26:05and he is 100% pumped for his next day
26:08i'm very excited about this day
26:09so what i know about dotty is
26:10she's into health and fitness
26:12she looked very pretty in her photo
26:14she talked about wanting a bit of wit and confidence
26:16i mean i've definitely got one of those
26:18i'll let the audience decide which one that is
26:19here's a clue
26:20it's not the wit
26:21i would love to feel that connection and that vibe
26:24and find that energy straight away
26:25and hopefully tonight i'll have that
26:27well you better get a move on
26:28you're late jimbo
26:33across town lucinda's on her way to the blind double date
26:36the agents have lined up
26:37to help solve her problem of giving people the benefit of the down
26:41what a fabulous opportunity to have a date for entree
26:46a date for main and then to choose one for dessert
26:50it's a bit of a choose your own adventure night
26:52and i'm here for it
26:53if you were going on an adventure
26:55it'll be handy if you was backed up by a viking
26:58that beard is so beardy
26:59i was already super excited and then it's like
27:01are you going to play against another guy
27:02and i'm like okay here we go
27:03so it just ramped up my enthusiasm for the date a little bit more
27:07because i absolutely need to make sure i win
27:09mate it's a date not the hunger games
27:13you know i think competition is healthy
27:14so i'm coming in open-minded
27:16being my authentic self
27:17see if some things click between the two of us
27:20i believe i hope the best man wins
27:22we'll find out soon
27:26right sit tight demo and make yourself comfy
27:28lucinda might be a while
27:30yeah hello hello how are you nice to meet you
27:35anurag
27:36anurag yes lucinda
27:37good to meet you
27:40how's it going pretty good
27:42yes how are you going yes i'm good i'm good
27:45so originally from australia right
27:46i'm yeah very much australian
27:48and then how long have you been in the uk if you don't mind
27:50well i sort of spend time between the two countries
27:54oh okay so you go
27:55i do a bit of both
27:56well you can't do both tonight you've got to pick one
27:59anurag's a cool guy
28:01he's definitely putting me at ease
28:03i'm i'm enjoying this
28:05how about you lucinda so siblings
28:06um i've got an older brother
28:08and then a middle sister
28:10okay
28:10and so everybody's australia based
28:13i've never been to australia
28:14i want to definitely go
28:16you have to come down under
28:17i think you just did
28:18hobbies
28:19what do you do outside of work to relax
28:21hobbies hobbies
28:22i actually just did the hoffman course
28:24do you know about that
28:25yes yeah yeah yeah
28:26how was that
28:27i loved her
28:28you know i'm just trying to make better decisions for my life
28:31like not choosing the sugary things
28:33yeah
28:33choose the devil
28:34is sugar the devil
28:36i feel like the actual devil might be a bit put out by that comparison
28:39so start small
28:40have you heard of kaizen
28:41the concept of kaizen
28:42the japanese
28:43no tell me
28:43it's about incremental improvements
28:46when you want to make a change
28:47beat by being
28:48yeah they always come up with good ones like
28:50yes
28:50they see um
28:52in anarchy
28:53which is like
28:54ikigai
28:56ikigai
28:57ikigai
28:58ikigai
29:22ikigai
29:24over to rugby star turned podcaster
29:26and dj
29:26james haskell
29:27who's running late for his first date with personal trainer dotty
29:31is it me or does she look just like his ex-wife chloe maidly
29:34how am i feeling excited i think
29:37i'm apprehensive
29:39my host of the date is to just get to know him find out what he's really like behind the
29:45celebrity side that we see
29:46i love banter i like to be sarcastic i like to challenge and see if i can bring that out
29:53of him
29:53well you're in luck because here comes bantony hopkins now
29:56it's jimbo
29:58i'm very excited for my date with dotty i'm hoping it's better than the weather
30:02your classic bantz
30:04kill me
30:05how you doing
30:06i'm good thank you how are you
30:08good i'm james
30:08nice
30:09how are you doing you're right
30:10yeah i'm good how are you
30:11oh my god this weather's awful it
30:12it's disgusting
30:13literally disgusting
30:14turn up shaking and it looks like i'm shaking with nerves but i'm literally shaking because i'm freezing
30:18no i was nervous
30:19yeah yeah of course
30:20of course it was nervous
30:21you look great
30:22thank you likewise
30:23thank you thank you i'll try
30:24i mean i'm not much to work with but i'll try
30:28dotty looks beautiful she's got a great smile
30:30there's incredible energy i think this is going to be a really really good date
30:35can i get a glass of pitbull please
30:37pitbull what
30:38fireball
30:39duh duh duh duh duh duh
30:40do you want regular or large one
30:43not that large please
30:44oh someone's gambling on james foot in the bill
30:46can i get a tequila soda please
30:48tequila thank you
30:50i wonder what you'd ordered then when you said a pitbull i was like
30:52fucking hell
30:53yeah what kind of idiot would make that mistake
30:55mr worldwide
30:56it's very nice you can try it
30:57that's very sweet thank you
30:59you're good at sharing
31:00yeah
31:01oh perfect yeah
31:02yeah i'm not sure i'll be spooning like dessert into my
31:04yeah that's probably
31:06too soon
31:06too soon okay
31:08always get too overeager
31:09quite cool james
31:10thank you so young
31:11what's happened to our baron of banter
31:13he's acting like a giddy schoolboy
31:15i think someone's potty for dotty
31:18back to recinda who's still tucking into her first cool state anurag
31:23this has been magical
31:24and i want to end our engagement here with a bit of magic
31:29oh hello what's he got here then
31:31you're gonna do a magic trick
31:33a magic trick
31:33oh right he's actually gonna do a magic trick
31:36so we have two points
31:37yes
31:37thank god he didn't get his wand out
31:39dick joke bit of fun
31:40yeah
31:41yeah
31:43wow
31:44yeah
31:45and you have two points here
31:46that's the tip sorted
31:48wow
31:49i loved that
31:51that's cool
31:52so that's
31:53i'll leave you with a bit of magic
31:55you can think about it while you're on your second date
31:59okay
31:59well i better get out of here
32:01yeah
32:02lovely meeting you
32:03likewise
32:04hope to see you
32:05yes
32:06take care
32:07yeah
32:08aww
32:09what's your thoughts fella
32:10record the trick sealed the deal
32:11i had a great really good time
32:13lucinda is a lovely woman
32:14i hope
32:15it converts to a dessert
32:17but that's up to lucinda
32:18who she picks the
32:19out of the two of us
32:20but uh yeah
32:21i'm keeping my fingers crossed
32:23don't worry mate
32:24you never know
32:25damo might pull out some mime
32:26then your chances will definitely improve
32:31time to see if james has improved his chances with dotty
32:34after a nervy start from our superstar dj
32:36thank you so much
32:37one big ball in love rice
32:39and tequila
32:41soda
32:41what did they send you about me
32:43what did they say
32:43well i kinda knew who you were
32:45kinda knew
32:46that is the level of celeb we're aiming for on this show
32:49there's a couple of people that i think we've got in common
32:51oh mutual friends that's nice
32:53okay like how in common
32:56i'm not scared you are
32:57i'm not scared
32:57oh god
32:59they've told you
33:00they didn't bring you the best life
33:01did they not
33:03oh hang on
33:04has jimbo been playing away from home
33:06that's a rugby and sex joke
33:08oh god
33:09it all depends who these people are
33:10you probably don't even really remember the morning
33:12no i'm not like that
33:14no no no
33:15no no
33:16don't label me as a player
33:17i'm not that guy
33:18i'm not that guy
33:18i mean listen i've enjoyed my singing
33:20i'm sure you have
33:22i'm sure you have
33:24oh no he's rucks this up
33:27back to lucinda
33:28who fresh from that agent selected to start a date
33:31is making the short trip upstairs
33:32for a main course with beardy man damien
33:35i'm not gonna do loads of viking jokes
33:37but he does put the thaw in thaw
33:40hi
33:40hello
33:41how are you
33:42are you a hugger
33:43you're damien is that
33:45yes
33:45hi
33:45lucinda hi how you doing
33:47loving me
33:47thank you i grew it all myself
33:49fabulous
33:50oh thank you
33:51no worries
33:52have you been here long
33:53since about 865 AD
33:55if i remember correctly
33:56it's all good anticipation
33:58waving the waving pain
34:00yeah
34:00how have you been
34:01really good
34:01yeah excited to hang out with you
34:04yeah
34:04i don't come to London very often
34:06so it's all a little bit exciting for me
34:07i sat on my own business two years ago
34:09what's that
34:10and i've got to the axe throwing
34:11a what
34:12axe throwing
34:13cool tears
34:15okay hello
34:16we have chimichurri
34:18thank you
34:18some steak sauce
34:20medium
34:21beautiful
34:22medium
34:23that's amazing
34:23cheers for here
34:24look at that
34:24wow thank you
34:27do you like a beard
34:29is that
34:29yeah
34:31i'm into the beard
34:32what happens when you
34:34what's your face doing
34:35when the beard comes back
34:37i have no idea
34:38it's been ten years
34:39i have no idea
34:40lost acquaintance
34:41what's underneath there
34:42can i feel your face
34:43you can absolutely
34:44do whatever you want
34:46i'll warm up my hands
34:48oh what on earth is happening
34:50just uh
34:51having a look
34:52and a feel
34:55that's cool
34:56don't have a smell
34:58oh god
34:59don't smell it
35:00is it smell divine
35:02do you want me to come round
35:02there
35:02you come round
35:03no no i'm going
35:03oh you filthy beard sniffer
35:09you all right and your egg
35:10you my friend have got about
35:11three minutes to grow a beard
35:12lucky for you
35:13there's an ad break
35:23welcome back to celebs go dating
35:24where the earlier bout of beard groping
35:26has clearly left lucinda feeling frisky
35:29have you ever got a bit messy with food in the bedroom
35:31is that one of your pigs
35:32that's not like
35:34but i like that that's just come out of nowhere
35:36did you just look at that and go
35:37do you know what we should do
35:38maybe we should do
35:40maybe we should do that another time
35:43do you want me to help you here
35:44let's start with this
35:46oh my god
35:47if she pops that on his beard
35:49i'm gonna throw up
35:52so i suppose i'd better excuse myself
35:55it is a tough choice this
35:57because they are both fabulous guys
35:58there's no doubt about her
36:00i've had such a great date
36:01with both of them
36:02i need to go and have a good thing about dessert
36:06so i
36:07it's a bit of an impossible choice
36:08i've got to say
36:10thank you very much i really appreciate that
36:12you smell to mine as well
36:13thank you
36:16will i be seeing you again
36:17i don't know at this point
36:19because i'm never gonna see you ever again
36:20i should give you a goodbye kiss
36:21he's not playing about
36:23do you want to do the nose
36:24yeah
36:25do the nose
36:26eskimos i think
36:29right well that's really fucking weird
36:31let's leave them to it
36:32and crack on shall we
36:34fucking hell
36:38over to james who's struggling to get his date with dotty back on track
36:41after the revelation
36:43they had friends in common
36:44that he's been racking
36:46rugby joke
36:47can i get the miso card please
36:50um
36:51can i get the chicken satay please
36:53any allergy
36:55no
36:56no
36:56thank you
36:57i always think you'd volunteer
36:59that's it
36:59if you were deadly allergic to nuts
37:00you'd go
37:01yeah
37:01by the way
37:02i'm allergic to nuts
37:02yeah
37:03gutted if i was allergic to nuts
37:06do you love nuts
37:08love nuts
37:08why am i such a child
37:11such a child
37:12such a child
37:14out the gutter
37:14yeah
37:15bloody hell jimbo
37:15leave the bollock jokes to me
37:17you're trying to show dotty that you've moved on from being a ruck boy
37:20how many dates have you been on
37:21four or five
37:22wow
37:23are the dates
37:24i just didn't necessarily feel that like
37:27energy
37:27energy
37:27yeah he was too busy feeling dotty's mates
37:29energies
37:30well look they were all attractive
37:31it was nice
37:32we've always had a really good conversation
37:33hmm
37:35but i'm trying to be more
37:37like
37:38intentional
37:39intentional is a great word
37:40yeah
37:40yeah i think you kind of know when you go on a date with someone
37:43within like five minutes
37:44100%
37:45oh you're approaching five minutes now
37:48i i i would
37:49i would
37:49i mean i'd hate you for a second but i'd never keep you here
37:51if you went listen
37:53yeah my time's up
37:54yeah you're like can i just let you know
37:56i just wanted to make sure you're a bigger dick as i thought you were
37:58and you're gone
37:58can i get this to go please thank you
37:59yeah
37:59i'm not 100% sure she's joking
38:04right let's get back to lucinda's double date for the big reveal of who she's picked for her dessert course
38:10is it nose twitchy viking
38:13or magic boy
38:16i think it's only fair that i bring them both to dessert
38:20and you shipped off ken because he wanted an orgy
38:23hi
38:24hello hello
38:26i'm feeling cheeky i'm feeling mischievous and i'm ready to create some sparks
38:31now this is what's going to happen this is a quick fire
38:35game question and answer
38:37right
38:38wait are we doing a quiz now
38:39bit weird bum up for it
38:41but who is going to win tonight's special prize lucinda
38:44will it be damien the viking whose beard she tugged off and rubbed noses with
38:48or magic man anorak who put extra pennies in her purse
38:52okay oh let's quiz
38:58what colour are my eyes
39:00blue
39:02one to you
39:03where am i from in australia
39:04another one
39:05two
39:06how many siblings do i have
39:08two one
39:10he's absolutely right i've got two siblings
39:12and we have three siblings
39:13you're the youngest
39:13thank you
39:15i don't believe it the magic man has smashed this three nil
39:18but it's all to play for as unbelievably enough there's a round two
39:22so
39:24what's something that you'd like to say to me that you probably shouldn't
39:28i would say i would like to see you without the makeup on
39:32ah
39:33in a natural
39:34in a natural way
39:36habitat
39:36yes
39:39i'd like to see you without your clothes on
39:42you get more scores for that
39:45that is a better answer
39:47damo's answer has definitely won this quiz
39:51and look cheeky answers
39:54far over i don't make the rules i don't make the rules
39:57i am so sorry
39:58it's all right
39:59but damo
40:00can i sit on your knee for kids
40:02tell you
40:03is it all right i have something to tell you
40:06sorry
40:07the cameras were away
40:10oh bless him
40:11pied off at first sight
40:13but to be fair
40:13he's taking it well
40:18okay this is getting a bit weird now
40:20two's company
40:21three's eye gougingly awkward
40:23okay
40:24why bring him back just to sit on the other geezer's lap
40:26that could be fun
40:28but thank you
40:29thank you so much
40:30pleasure
40:32all the best with everything
40:33thank you
40:34goodbye magic man
40:35now you see him now you don't
40:37oh look at that
40:38straight back on tinder
40:39what a ledge
40:40it's absolutely fine
40:41no hard feelings you know
40:42at the end of the day it's lucinda's decision
40:43so i respect that
40:45good on you mate
40:46i hope you got that two quid back for his busso
40:51right time to see whether james has managed to convince dotty to stay put on their day
40:59you've got nail varnish
41:00oh yeah
41:00i've noticed it a while ago
41:03i've always painted my toenails since i was like 24
41:08okay
41:09is that a major issue
41:10it's a little bit of an egg
41:12more or less of an ick than him having sex with all your friends
41:15allegedly
41:15it's a bit odd
41:17i'll give you that
41:17it's a bit weird
41:19although guys are now starting to wear makeup and i'm here for it
41:22unbelievably she's actually into it
41:24all james needs to do now is avoid saying anything weird
41:27and this state is officially back on track
41:29what's really interesting you're linked with men is
41:31without being vulgar
41:33if your hair falls out and you've got a small penis
41:35one of them you can fix
41:37a small penis there is nothing you can do about on earth
41:41yet
41:41luckily i've got a lovely head of hair set on this tiny dicked bod
41:45how you feeling i've had a really nice time
41:46what i am having a nice time
41:48yeah i am
41:49same
41:49that's not one of those when you go like fine
41:52that's my bad last time
41:53i'm trying to be i've been told to be more vulnerable
41:55that's the last time i ever asked christian
41:57i'm having a good time
41:59do you know what i've never seen jimbo so flustered
42:01he must be well into dotty
42:03do you want to get married
42:04yeah
42:05that wasn't
42:06that wasn't me
42:07that wasn't me asking
42:08yeah
42:09yeah
42:09he's so keen this guy
42:11come on relax you can do this james
42:13er
42:14yes i do
42:15do you want kids
42:16oh no
42:16maybe you can't actually do this
42:18i love kids
42:19yeah
42:19i've got five
42:20i call them nibblings
42:22i've got five nibblings and i love them to pieces
42:24what's a nibbling
42:25yeah it's like
42:25well it's not a sibling it's your nibblings
42:27it's nieces and nephews
42:28my god
42:31i love this sentence
42:32thanks so much
42:32fucking hell
42:33i'm like
42:34she's not down with the kids here
42:35yeah
42:37don't say down with
42:40oh my god
42:42i'm just trying to help you out
42:43thank you
42:44spending time with you is such a confidence boost
42:46i don't
42:47i could've just stayed
42:48i could've just stayed at home and punched myself in the face
42:50but instead you came out and did it on tv
42:54after making magic man anorak disappear before our very eyes lucinda's wasted no time getting a mouthful from demo
43:01are you ready
43:02yes
43:03i don't wanna mess this up with you
43:07mmm
43:08good
43:09mmm
43:10how was the delivery
43:11mm-hmm
43:12delicious
43:13ready for some more
43:14mm-hmm
43:15dessert
43:16yeah
43:17yeah
43:18thank you
43:22anyone else feeling uncomfortable watching this
43:24i say uncomfortable
43:26i just mean horny
43:27we're good
43:27we're good
43:28hello someone's pissed off with his two pound tip
43:31i see you're having a good time
43:32yeah i'm afraid
43:33we closed 30 minutes
43:34go
43:36can you
43:36can you bugger up on you
43:38absolutely
43:38yes
43:40yes
43:40i'll get that
43:42aww
43:43no worries
43:46damien's awesome
43:47something there
43:48a little spark
43:49the embers grown into a little spark
43:53lucinda is absolutely a beautiful woman and i will remember she's got blue eyes because i'm not missing out on
43:58that again
43:58thank you
44:00i kind of would like to kiss damien maybe we'll go for a drink and see what happens
44:05right
44:05shall we go and get a beverage
44:06yeah
44:07let's do it
44:07let's do it
44:08why not
44:08come on
44:10well i like holding your hand
44:12thank you
44:12makes a change from swinging on his beard
44:19well after a conversational rollercoaster of an evening james and dotty's date is coming to a close
44:25i i tell you honestly of all the dates i've had
44:27it's definitely the best vibe i've had
44:29i'll tell you that i appreciate that
44:30thank you
44:31no i i if you i mean if you were we'd have to put a thing on it but if
44:34you do want to do it again i'd definitely do it again
44:36i i would like to see you again yes
44:38perfect
44:38i've had fun
44:39perfect
44:39yeah
44:41i've had a great time cheers
44:42i've had a good time thank you very much
44:44right shoo roll
44:45i believe the kids say bounce these days grandad
44:49this is you being gentlemanly
44:50er i think i might just be a gentleman by default i think
44:54oh don't do me in
44:58thank you very much for dinner that was very nice
44:59that's right
44:59that's right i'll walk you out
45:01don't nick any of the silverware
45:03that date with dotty was sensationelle
45:07sensationelle
45:07yeah
45:08fucking hell
45:09we covered a load of ground
45:10it was deep
45:11it was fun
45:12it was light
45:13she took the piss out of me
45:15mercilessly and that was exactly what i like so yeah i'm very happy man
45:18oh yes james i'm so pleased for him
45:22thank you
45:23that was my
45:24i had a great time
45:25likewise
45:26thank you so much
45:29my pleasure
45:29i hope you see you again
45:30yeah
45:31hope so
45:31see you later
45:32hello
45:33oh love is in the air
45:34i was slightly nervous about asking the question of whether she wanted to see me again but
45:37it felt like it was right so i asked
45:39oh bless him he's made up i just hope dotty's feeling it too
45:43i'm intrigued to get him get to know him a little bit more i think there's more layers to chip
45:49away at
45:49i don't think there is
45:51i think james's personality is extremely attractive
45:55great sounds like jimbo's made his match
45:58aesthetically
45:58yes
46:00there's room for improvement
46:03oh
46:03brutal
46:04but that might grow
46:05okay so good
46:06but not quite sensationelle
46:08jimbo you got work to do
46:10tomorrow night
46:12i would give my left tick to go on this date
46:14okay
46:15david's questions get confusing
46:17like
46:18are we trying to figure out who's the tunnel and who's the train
46:20no
46:20no no no no no no
46:23pk has some shocking news
46:25have you ever kissed on the first date
46:26i don't usually kiss on the first date
46:29shit
46:30and the agent celebrates success
46:33with kerri katona's return
46:35i don't feel like i've had sex with paulo i feel like i've been made love to
46:41slow clap
46:41it's got a lot quicker than that actually
46:45as our celebs
46:46You never get spots. I never really get them, but I've got one under the skin.
46:49Is this the flirting that they were training you to do?
46:52Go!
46:52Have I got, like, a skin disease?
46:54It looks nice!
46:55Dating!
46:57Are you gonna find love?
46:58Well, that's the plan, to find the next person, really, so...
47:00Are you? The next person?
47:01The next person?
47:21What do you guys do?
47:24I'll tell you all about it.
47:25Bye!
47:26Bye!
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