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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 05
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00:01Previously on Celebs Go Dating, the first agency mixer dropped as Celebs neck-deep in dates.
00:07First of all, who's gay and who's not?
00:09And after facing their fears...
00:11So stressed.
00:12What's happened?
00:13Very overwhelmed.
00:14Each picked a perfect holiday plus one.
00:17Who would you like to bring with you to Tenerife?
00:19Carl.
00:21For me, I'd like to choose Scarlet.
00:23Steve.
00:24It would have to be Thomas.
00:26Steve.
00:27He looks as shocked as me.
00:29I don't think it would be fair to say I would like to go away with people that I've spoken
00:34to this evening.
00:37Brutal.
00:39And tonight, as the Celebs touch down in tennis...
00:43Wow!
00:44Jesus Christ!
00:45There's revelations...
00:46I had sex at a festival up a tree.
00:51Reservations...
00:51I just thought of something you won't fancy me.
00:54And infatuations...
00:56Look, I fancy it.
00:57But I think we need to break those.
01:01As our Celebs!
01:02Oh, I'm doing now is drying his sweaty crack off my bedding.
01:06Go!
01:07Are you pubically prepared for that?
01:09Dating!
01:10Liz said I'm down for daddy.
01:12Not my daddy, you're not.
01:13He's got his heart set on Killeen.
01:22Welcome to Celebs Go Dating!
01:24Or should I say...
01:25Welcome to Celebs Go Tenerife!
01:27Oi, oi!
01:28Hey, Mr. DJ!
01:30Yep, the agents have slapped Tom, they're out of office, left Tom in charge of the plants, and dumped one
01:35to the canaries.
01:37Check out this swanky guy!
01:39You telling me there's not room for a voiceover booth in there?
01:42Bastards!
01:43Sexy!
01:44I guess they're just chilling while they wait for the Celebs.
01:46Oi, oi, guys!
01:48Oh, that's not all they've been chilling, I see.
01:50Got a little cheeky bottle of fizz for her!
01:56When we bring our Celebs out on our away trip, they are away from all the other stuff that clouds
02:02their mind.
02:03So they can really double down on their dates, and who knows what could happen.
02:07So we've got the champagne flowing, right?
02:08We've got the sun going, we've got the water, right?
02:11All the ingredients for the most perfect holiday for our Celebs.
02:15Like, nothing is missing.
02:16Except the actual Celebs.
02:18Bring them in!
02:19I don't wanna waste, no time to waste.
02:22Come on, let's shake some.
02:23Here they come, looking pretty fresh, considering they spent three hours necking Malibu in the Stansted Wetherspoons.
02:30Hello, party people!
02:33Oh, yes!
02:34We're all getting here!
02:35Come on, let's shake some.
02:36Oh, darling!
02:38Oh, look!
02:39Make yourself at home, David.
02:41Oh, sorry.
02:43Oh, we deserve it, we're on holiday, guys!
02:46Sounds like E-Dub smashed the complimentary in-flight drinks.
02:49Cheers, guys!
02:52Celebrities, welcome to your new home away from home!
02:57Beautiful!
02:59Tenerife!
02:59Yes!
03:00Stephen is gonna be joining us, he's currently on tour, doing his Professor Green thing.
03:05Yeah, but he is coming very, very soon as well.
03:07You know, can I ask, what are you most excited about this week?
03:09Let me guess, Irish bar?
03:12Lineker's bar?
03:13Gay bar?
03:14Nudie speech?
03:16Getting in the pool, I think.
03:18And dating.
03:21And dating!
03:23Obviously getting in the pool, that's fine.
03:26Any smidge of interest in dating while you're here?
03:28Yeah, I want to get in the pool with Thomas.
03:31Oh!
03:32You didn't let me land, guys!
03:34Okay, okay.
03:35So now, back at home, we told you you would be coming to Tenerife.
03:38But we didn't tell you why.
03:40If it's not for dating, we might have to rename the show.
03:42The reason why we bring you out here is because it gives you an opportunity to be away from prying
03:47eyes,
03:48away from the media glare, away from family, friends, anything that can derail you.
03:52And also, we do love a little holiday romance.
03:55Yes, baby!
03:57For the celebs, it may seem like they're on their holly bops,
04:00but it's really important that they listen to us and take this seriously to get the most out of this
04:06experience.
04:06We just want you to loosen up a bit more, enjoy the vitamin D,
04:11and dive in head first into the dating pool.
04:13Oh, buzzing!
04:15He does know the dating pool isn't a swimming pool, right?
04:18Are you ready?
04:19I cannot wait.
04:21I'm just nervous.
04:21What if we've chosen somebody and you regret it?
04:25Because you could have chosen somebody else.
04:27Asking for a friend, Gabs.
04:28It's quite reasonable to feel a bit apprehensive about it,
04:31but look, we're going to be here every step of the way guiding you through it.
04:34I'm really worried that I've brought the wrong person's tenner with me.
04:37Car's fit, but what if the banter's not there, and then I'm just stuck with them?
04:41Sounds like buyer's remorse, Gabby.
04:43Just leave the tags on him, and if he's got no chat, we'll take him back.
04:46Do you know what?
04:47You've just arrived in good old tenners.
04:49It's time that you've settled in, and we can deal with everything tomorrow.
04:52Woo!
04:54And I've left a little cheeky game for you guys to play over dinner tonight.
04:58Word of warning.
04:59The last time she said that, I ended up playing naked, hungry hippos.
05:03Three of the balls are still missing. My ass was hungry.
05:06All right, we're going.
05:07We're going.
05:07All right, we'll see you guys.
05:10Bye.
05:11Right now they've cleared off, let's check out this sick villa.
05:14Kirsty and Phil would cream their shorts.
05:18King size beds, neutral tones, Roman blinds, spotlights,
05:22the trendiest sixth form common room you've ever seen,
05:25and a private gym you'll never use.
05:27Oh my God!
05:29I'm definitely going to be upstairs.
05:30Oh my God, it's divine.
05:31This is nice!
05:33Bet those bulbs are a pain to replace.
05:35Jesus Christ!
05:36Oh God, has Anna forgot to flush again?
05:38Look at the size of this shower!
05:41I am buzzing!
05:41This villa is absolutely gorgeous.
05:46Wow!
05:48Oh my God!
05:50No, that headboard is fucking massive.
05:53Still go through it.
05:54What?
05:55I hope Richard and Judy aren't watching.
05:56I tell you what, we're going to turn this villa up to 11,
05:59fun in the sun, and if the day goes well,
06:02what a perfect place to have an after pie.
06:04Wow!
06:04Oh my God!
06:07Yes!
06:07Yes!
06:08Yes, baby!
06:08Yes!
06:09What do you think?
06:10Oh my God, I love it.
06:11I like it too.
06:12Should we have a sleepover?
06:13Yes.
06:14This villa is sick.
06:17It's nice to be out of London, on the Canary Islands,
06:21and I'm really excited to hang out with my date.
06:23This feels like a great space to invite somebody spunky.
06:27Honey, you could do a lot of spunking in here.
06:31Hello, is that housekeeping?
06:32Yeah, just burn everything, thanks.
06:35We got only one life.
06:37We're gonna make it feel alive.
06:41Cloud night.
06:42So whilst our giddy celebs get to grips with their pimping palace of love,
06:46and the sun sets on their first day antennas,
06:49We got only one life.
06:51We'll live back in the last night.
06:53It's time to find out what cheeky game
06:55Dr Tara has arranged for our holiday and hotties over dinner.
06:59I love you, darling.
07:01This is gorgeous.
07:03Delightful.
07:04How gorgeous is this?
07:06Yay!
07:07This is stunning.
07:07I love this.
07:09Guys, I want to know what's in the red envelope.
07:14Never have I ever...
07:15Oh, it's never have I ever.
07:16OK.
07:17Brilliant.
07:18Celebrity confessions made easy via drinking.
07:21Nice one, Dr T.
07:23Colleen looks worried.
07:24Scared of what you'll let slip.
07:26Never have I ever had sex with someone in a car.
07:30Oh.
07:31Is that you don't drink or you do drink?
07:32You drink if you have.
07:33You drink if you have.
07:35Full house.
07:36What a bunch of backseat bangers.
07:37That Voxel Astra's never been the second.
07:44How many times have you been kicked drinking if you've gone a couple of times?
07:48I'll be pissed.
07:48I'll be pissed.
07:49Colleen's Uber rating must be through the roof.
07:52Right, Colleen.
07:55Never have I ever had sex with someone in public.
07:58What do you mean by...
07:59What does that mean by public?
08:00Well, the few in the car.
08:01I was in a bloody public car park when I had sex in the car.
08:04I'm in the mood for dogging and reversing.
08:09Slay.
08:09Do you know once I had sex at a festival up a tree.
08:14Up a tree?
08:14What are you, mate?
08:15A fucking koala?
08:17The nook of the tree.
08:18The nook of the tree?
08:19You went up in a tree?
08:20Yes.
08:20It was a big old...
08:21That is adventurous.
08:22It had a lot of space to really get in there.
08:25If she's miming the sex, then I don't think I've been doing it right.
08:27Oh, my God.
08:28Was it, like, multi-position as well?
08:30It was.
08:31Jesus.
08:32We were up there for a while.
08:33It was cool.
08:36Oh, blooming heck.
08:37Oh, my goodness.
08:38And here's the meat.
08:39Tonight you've got fillet steak with some veggies.
08:42Yum-o.
08:43Yum-o.
08:44Oh, my goodness.
08:45How big was the tree?
08:46Really big.
08:48And people walked past.
08:49Did they see you?
08:50Only a couple of people did.
08:51Did they?
08:52Oh, my God.
08:52Were you bothered?
08:54Excuse me.
08:54Can you just walk on by, please?
08:56I'm having a time of my life in a tree.
08:57I'm one with nature.
08:59I was.
09:00Don't take the piss out of her accent, James.
09:02It's bloody rude.
09:04Oh, shall I do one?
09:04Yeah, go on.
09:06Never have I ever slept with a co-worker.
09:11Yeah, and I'll do it again, Romesh.
09:13Any day of the week.
09:17Jesus fucking Christ.
09:18Can't we find one that she hasn't done?
09:20Nice deflection, Colleen.
09:22But don't think we haven't inspired you matching her drink for drink.
09:24What about you, Colleen?
09:26Did you drain?
09:26Yeah, I slept with half our band.
09:28It's all coming out tonight.
09:30No wonder she looked nervous.
09:31Why wouldn't you?
09:32I didn't just sleep with them.
09:33The keyboard player I was with for years.
09:35And then I was with the drummer.
09:37It's a good job.
09:38The rest of the band were her sisters.
09:40Anyway.
09:41Well, I thought there was a game.
09:42Well done.
09:42Right, guys.
09:43Well, cheers to our sensational sex party.
09:47Cheers.
09:49I feel like I want to go to a tree now.
09:51Can I just say, Lucinda, you are the out-and-out winner of that.
09:57Tell that to the poor bastard who's still strapped to the tree with six acorns shoved up his arse.
10:02Yammo!
10:16Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
10:18Coming at you from Tenerife.
10:20And whilst the celebs sleep off last night's boozy confessional, the agents are up and at them in their own
10:26private villa,
10:27continuing the tireless search to find their clients' love.
10:31You want a grape?
10:33Oh!
10:34Wow!
10:35That was loving!
10:38Open your mouth.
10:39Let's see how I get it in.
10:40Careful now.
10:40I'm getting flashbacks to Hungria pose again.
10:43Oh!
10:44Back in the neck.
10:46I like that we have a distance from the celebs.
10:50Mmm.
10:50It's important.
10:52What, so they can't see you dicking around with fruit instead of actually working?
10:55Because I would, like, what do you think they do?
10:57You know, they played a game last night, so...
11:01Hopefully they had a spicy time, but we'll see.
11:03True.
11:03I reckon it went wild last night.
11:05Yeah.
11:06Where to begin, eh, doves?
11:07Lucinda doing Treetop Kama Sutra?
11:09Or Colleen working her way round the staff car park?
11:12When I think back to the mixer, I realised how much challenge we actually have.
11:18Mm-hm.
11:19Didn't you feel that way?
11:20It was so exposing.
11:21Yes!
11:21Totally.
11:22So exposing.
11:23A bit like last night's game.
11:24Oh, it's lovely to be here in the sunshine in old tenors.
11:28But you know what?
11:29We're here to work, and we expect our celebrities to as well.
11:32With Gabi, I feel like her lack of self-esteem, it screams in everything she does.
11:39That's why visual aesthetics means a lot to her.
11:42Yes.
11:42Rather than truly connecting with the person.
11:46Yes.
11:46Carl, for example, who she selected, that was purely off of the visual.
11:51You know, she's a young woman that has made some terrible, terrible selections in partners.
11:56I think she is our biggest challenge, actually.
11:59You know who else can handle many dates as well, I think, is David.
12:02Oh my gosh.
12:03And both of you said he has changed.
12:05Yeah.
12:06He's changed, but I think the Thomas selection indicates not as much change as we thought.
12:13And I think it was about the showcase.
12:15It was about Thomas as a fireman.
12:17And it's more or less, we're going to look good together, right?
12:22But Dave is at a place where he needs to be asking deeper questions.
12:26So basically, David made a safe choice.
12:28Yes, whereas Colleen's choice, I think she made a safe choice, but I think it was the right choice.
12:34I think Tenerife is going to be perfect, Colleen.
12:38Yeah.
12:39He's going to bring her out of her shell.
12:41She was pretty out of her shell last night.
12:42I think it's going to just, yeah, galvanise her.
12:45And we actually have Colleen in first today with us.
12:48This is so good.
12:49Yeah.
12:49So we'll see how she is.
12:51Sounds great.
12:51Let's crack on.
12:52Okay, ready?
12:53Go on.
12:53Three, two.
12:57Every hole's a goal.
12:58That doesn't really make sense, but it's a nice slogan for the agency.
13:06Away from the fruity frolics of Casa Grape, the celebs are stirring.
13:11Oh, God.
13:13Why did we have all them tequilas?
13:15Yes.
13:15And thinking never have they ever revealed so much in a drinking game before.
13:20They're going to have to focus body and mind on re-energising their love lives.
13:25And by the looks of it, that means yoga, push-ups, downward dogs, and in David's case, a pre-breakfast
13:31rum and coke.
13:33Rise and shine.
13:35Best way to start the day.
13:37Absolute legend.
13:39Breakfast time, baby.
13:47Are you all feeling good then?
13:50Yeah.
13:50Oh, yeah.
13:52I absolutely loved yesterday.
13:54I had the best night.
13:56I've not laughed like that for a long time.
13:58That game really got us all going, didn't it?
14:00Yeah.
14:00I mean, Colin, you're a bit kinky.
14:01Yeah.
14:02You've done a bit.
14:03Oh, I'm coming from you.
14:04I was just saying, you were the next most kinky.
14:08You invented the word.
14:10Let's call it a draw and agree you're both perverts.
14:13I think last night, though, kind of got me into a bit of a false sense of security because we
14:18were just having fun.
14:19Whereas I woke up this morning and was like, oh, I'm actually here to go on a date.
14:22I'm excited.
14:23Sending my blood pressure through the roof.
14:25Yeah, or it could be from the litre of coke you've just chugged.
14:28Well, I hope Carl sends my blood pressure through the roof.
14:31What are you wearing if you decide what you're wearing?
14:32OK, so I'm thinking this.
14:35Are you pubically prepared for that?
14:37What a lovely way to say, have you waxed your pubes?
14:41Jesus, though, Gabby, you might get a bloody rope burn with that.
14:45If you sneeze, you might Carl get wet more than he bargained for.
14:50Have you got a date as well?
14:52Yeah, tonight.
14:53Are you excited?
14:53I am excited.
14:54I'm excited to see what Thomas is like in Spain.
14:59Why?
15:01Sometimes when people get in the sun, they just go crazy.
15:04Says the geezer who hasn't worn trousers for five episodes.
15:06I've got to see the agents today.
15:08Have you?
15:09See, that's actually worse than going on a date.
15:11It is.
15:12Because you're about to get torn left, right and centre.
15:15Hopefully I will on my date as well.
15:18Oh, she's off again.
15:21You dirty cow.
15:23I wonder what car her date's got in mind.
15:25Got to be an estate car, innit, for that.
15:27I have got bum soup, central.
15:29Quick arse wipe, new pair of pants, she'll be brand new.
15:39Back indoors, Gabby's getting a last minute fit check from Lucinda
15:42ahead of her date with Carl,
15:44where she's hoping to make like David's arse and turn up the heat.
15:50Yes, that's wicked.
15:52It looks awesome.
15:54It's so fun.
15:56Yeah, and you know what?
15:57It's actually comfortable as well.
15:58Yes.
15:59Well, that's a good start as Gabby was anything but comfortable at the mixer.
16:05Gabby!
16:06Hi there.
16:06What's up?
16:07I'm so stressed.
16:08I can hear.
16:09I can hear.
16:09I'm shaking.
16:10I'm very overwhelmed.
16:11OK.
16:19Here we go.
16:42Can't tell accents apart.
16:43No, it's Geordie's.
16:44No, it's Geordie's.
16:44Of course they are.
16:45Half the reason I picked some, to be honest, because I could just listen to him all day.
16:48Definitely not a Brummie then.
16:49However, he doesn't seem to talk much.
16:51So if I basically just shut up for a minute and let him speak, we'll either be sat in silence.
16:59But you know, if he's got no questions for you and doesn't give you an opportunity to open up, that's
17:04a bit dull, isn't it?
17:05I'm hoping that his personality is as good as how he looks.
17:12Come on, Carl.
17:13Shine through your personality.
17:15Come on, Sean.
17:15Let's go.
17:16Sean.
17:18Come on, Carl.
17:20Well, if Carl doesn't come through tonight, then maybe we'll give this Sean fella a go.
17:30So, whilst Gabby applies her finishing touches, Lucinda's popped Paul's side to be the feminine filling in this meaty stud
17:37sandwich.
17:38Now, you scrumptious creatures, are you ready for a little affirmation?
17:44Do they look ready to you, Lou?
17:46We are going to really power up from our muladhara, our base, our genitalia up.
17:53You don't want their genitalia up. Not in those shorts.
17:56So I'll start. Ready?
17:58I am ready to date.
18:02I am funny and my chat is good.
18:05Yes, I am.
18:07Oh, come on.
18:08No, this is a moment of encouragement.
18:10She said affirmation, not delusion.
18:13We don't laugh at each other in ease.
18:14I'll work with that.
18:15I am.
18:16Green eggs.
18:17I'm sorry.
18:19I'm sorry.
18:20This is a safe space.
18:20I'm ready.
18:20I'm ready.
18:21I'm ready.
18:21This is a safe space.
18:22Come on.
18:22Reset.
18:22I'm ready.
18:23Reset.
18:23Reset.
18:24Oh, woosah.
18:24Sorry.
18:25Let me get my genitals in line.
18:26This is a sacred circle of support.
18:30Okay.
18:30I am slaying.
18:32Yes.
18:32Can I believe that?
18:33I am enough.
18:36I am in good shape.
18:38I am also in good shape.
18:42Hey, don't you laugh.
18:44Wow.
18:44No, no.
18:45Wow.
18:45I agree.
18:46You're beautiful.
18:46I've told you you're beautiful.
18:48I'd never question you.
18:48Shh.
18:49Well, I'd say that was a roaring success.
18:51Thanks, Lucinda.
18:52I think everyone feels much better about themselves now.
19:00Down at the marina, Gabby is arriving for her posh yacht date with Mixer Pick Carl.
19:05And fingers crossed, he is bringing some A-grade banter.
19:10Oh, hello, sunshine.
19:12Sexy slo-mo in sunglasses.
19:13I'd let him come on my boat.
19:17The reason I chose Carl is because he was the fittest in the room.
19:20Let's be honest.
19:21So, I'm excited to see him again.
19:23But I am kind of nervous to see if his personality lives up to his wants.
19:29Well, let's find out, shall we?
19:30Really exciting to go on a boat.
19:33I've never really been out on a boat.
19:34So, I'm looking forward to it.
19:36I wonder if he'll still have that sexy Geordie accent when he's chundering over the side.
19:42How are you?
19:43How are you?
19:44I'm good, thanks.
19:44You look nice.
19:46Nice to see you.
19:47Nice to see you.
19:48Have you ever been on a date on a boat before?
19:49No.
19:50Look at it.
19:50I'm looking forward to it.
19:52Unreal, right?
19:52It's massive.
19:53Shall we get on then?
19:54Yep.
19:55Come on then.
19:55All aboard the Vantaboat.
19:58Anchors away.
20:00Oh, God.
20:02How stunning.
20:03Hello.
20:04This is for me.
20:06It's good to see Jamiroquois keeping well.
20:08Cheers.
20:10Thank you so much.
20:12There you go.
20:16Oh, cute.
20:19This is so nice, isn't it?
20:23Do you get too sick?
20:24How the fuck would he know he's never been on a boat?
20:31Cheers.
20:32Cheers.
20:33Nice to see you again.
20:33Nice to see you again.
20:34How are you feeling after last week?
20:37I was a little bit nervous, but now that I'm here, I'm enjoying it.
20:40It's really nice.
20:41Remind me how old you are again.
20:43Straight to the point, Gavs.
20:44You on a date or doing a medical?
20:4538.
20:46I haven't ever dated anyone that's 38.
20:49Haven't you?
20:49No.
20:50Always go younger.
20:51No, it's not that I, like, choose to go younger.
20:53It's just...
20:54That's what.
20:55The way to work, I would totally...
20:56Yeah.
20:57Would you date a 38-year-old, though?
20:58Would be orcs if she said no now, Carl.
21:01Well, I'm gonna do it with you right now.
21:04Relax, mate.
21:04Be confident.
21:05Be smooth.
21:07Shit.
21:08Oh, for fuck's sake.
21:11Carl is really fit, right?
21:14But he's also really nervous.
21:16And I know Anna said not to do all the chat,
21:18but I feel like I just need to warm him up a bit.
21:21Do you have a boxing gym?
21:22Yeah, yeah.
21:22Or a normal gym?
21:23Sort of boxing gym.
21:24Sick.
21:24And kids come and do classes with you?
21:26So, like, from four-year-old to 16.
21:28Yeah.
21:28Like, over 100 kids now.
21:30That's so sick.
21:31Yes, Carl.
21:31Physically fit and loves kids.
21:33He's back in the game.
21:34Erm.
21:36Is there anything else you want to know about me?
21:38Erm.
21:38As a person.
21:43Oh, man.
21:46Come on, mate.
21:47This should be easy.
21:48Ask her anything.
21:49Just show a little interest.
21:50She thinks you're so hot,
21:51she'll accept the most basic suggestion of conversation.
21:59Can someone call the Coast Guard, please?
22:01This fella needs saving from himself.
22:11Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
22:13where the boys thought they were off the hook
22:15from the Wicked Witch of Australia, Lucinda,
22:17but she's casting more spells on James and David.
22:20Right now, we're just gonna throw into this cauldron
22:24what we're bringing to our dance.
22:26Throw it in.
22:27Fun.
22:28Fun.
22:28Silliness.
22:30Stunk.
22:30Ugh.
22:31So, from jizz to fizz now,
22:33as out in the Atlantic,
22:34Gabby's dumbstruck date, Carl,
22:36is reaching for liquid confidence.
22:41So, what point on there,
22:43mixed integer,
22:44think that you want to pick me?
22:46Erm.
22:48I...
22:49fancied you the most.
22:50Right.
22:51That's good.
22:52Too good to know.
22:53Yeah.
22:54Well, I definitely fancied you when you came in.
22:55I feel like you are like...
22:57Obviously, you're nervous right now.
22:59Yeah.
22:59But I think if the more I got to know you,
23:03I feel like you'd come out of your shell.
23:04Like, once I get comfortable around somewhere,
23:06like, I just turn, like, I'm really witty and stuff.
23:08We've only got the yacht for an hour, mate,
23:09so get cracking, yeah?
23:10That's the only reason I'm nervous,
23:11because I fancied you so much.
23:13When Carl can get his words out,
23:15he does say some really nice things.
23:17I mean, who doesn't love a compliment?
23:19Should we go and get some sun?
23:20Yeah, definitely.
23:22Can we go?
23:22No one going overboard, please.
23:24Fair play, Carl.
23:25You might have pulled this back from the brink, mate.
23:27Let the seduction continue on the sun deck.
23:31Oh, shit.
23:32Oh, no, he's falling over.
23:33Oh, we're, man.
23:36Meanwhile, back at the agent's villa,
23:38Colleen has an appointment with the love doctors
23:40ahead of her date with Steve tomorrow.
23:43Here she is.
23:44Hi.
23:45Welcome to the agency villa.
23:47I mean, this is just ridiculous.
23:49It is, isn't it?
23:50I'm glad to be alive.
23:51Oh.
23:52Colleen was plunged straight into it at the mixer
23:54but struggled to find a flow with plumber Joel.
23:57You had a couple of electric shocks and they hurt.
24:01But the sparks really began after meeting security,
24:03company owner, Steve.
24:05Me and two drinks and I'm flashing my bra right here.
24:09Secured him a ticket to Tenors.
24:11Oh.
24:12There you go.
24:13I love that.
24:14As soon as we sat down and started talking,
24:18it felt so just natural.
24:20He instantly made me laugh, which is massive for me.
24:22And he was very attractive, so it felt really good.
24:25But having said that, you know, it's still bizarre
24:28that I talked to someone for ten minutes
24:30and now I'm on holiday in Tenerife with him.
24:32Well, when you put it like that, yeah, that's mental.
24:35Do you feel a little bit nervous?
24:36Yeah.
24:37Yeah.
24:37What are you feeling nervous about?
24:39I don't know.
24:40I just thought of a sudden, you won't fancy me.
24:44And this is all lovely and getting all dressed up
24:47and everything and lovely and putting makeup on,
24:49but I just feel like I'm kind of giving them a false sense
24:52of who I am, aesthetically.
24:56It's really difficult for me because I have quite a lot
24:58of insecurities about myself.
25:00You know, I don't wear full makeup every day
25:02and I get up and I'm on a farm and that's the real me
25:05and I'm worried that Steve won't like the real me.
25:09So I kind of think I'm being fake with him
25:11because I want to go, you need to just see me how I am.
25:17I'm looking for a love that's real.
25:21Over at the Celeb Villa, David's showing his authentic self
25:24to Rugger Bugger James ahead of his date with Thomas tonight.
25:28Comfy on my back, love?
25:29Yeah, I am comfy, yeah.
25:30Yeah.
25:30I'm glad you're here.
25:31I'm going to use your style.
25:37Yeah, I'd struggle with what to call it too.
25:41To help me pick something.
25:44You're brave taking tips from a man in those shorts,
25:46but you're not as brave as a certain firefighter
25:50who got Potsy's attention at the mixer.
25:53Fire man!
25:54So if I just burst into flames at any time, you can put me out?
25:57Don't ask me to take my hose out.
25:59OK, but can we have a look at your helmet?
26:02OK, so we've got a cute little summer shirt.
26:09Then we've got this number.
26:11Oh, I didn't realise it was fancy dress.
26:13Which is like a black chiffon furry.
26:17I think I am edging towards this.
26:19Are you?
26:21This says, help me, I'm on fire, get your hose out and...
26:24Yeah, damp me down.
26:25..before I burn to the ground.
26:26Yeah, yeah.
26:27I think I'd met that top burn.
26:31Talk to me about what the agent said.
26:32They've actually said that I need to stop being so impulsive.
26:35OK.
26:35And just take my time, take a back seat.
26:37Thomas at the mixer was very...
26:40energetic.
26:41Like, very chatty and stuff.
26:43So I'm thinking maybe I will try and let him lead the conversation.
26:47Paul said that I need to take a break.
26:50Like, in a conversation, because I don't like an awkward silence.
26:53I mean, you could do with having a break in this one, to be honest.
26:55And you're going to let him drive the energy?
26:58Well, I'll, like, I'll let him semi-drive it.
27:00Yeah, yeah.
27:01Do you know what I mean?
27:01Like, I don't want to be a boring bastard.
27:03No, fine.
27:03OK, good luck with it.
27:04I'm there for you.
27:05I'll be here for you.
27:06He'll be here when I get back.
27:07All right, see you later.
27:08Enjoy your day.
27:10Eggs.
27:12Sorry, I'm just going to...
27:16My bed's wet, bro.
27:18My bed is soaking wet.
27:21Sweaty bastard.
27:23Could be worse, David.
27:24At least it's not bum soup.
27:26No, but seriously, I'm supposed to be getting ready for a day
27:28and all I'm doing now is drying his sweaty crack off my bedding.
27:33Yeah, I'm not sure you're drying it off so much as drying it into.
27:36Oh, I can't help.
27:46Away from all the bum soup at the villa,
27:48it's squeaky bum time at sea for Gabby and Nervous Nelly Carl
27:51as they hope to make a deeper-than-surface-level connection.
27:54Who would have thought last week when you stood in that bar
27:58that you're going to be here right now?
27:59I'm surprised that you survived falling off the deck.
28:02No, I'm sat here with you looking beautiful.
28:07You're a slow-burner, I think.
28:10Once you're comfortable, then you're...
28:11Yeah, but, like, different, yeah.
28:13Yeah.
28:14Carl is really fit, but, oh, my God,
28:18every conversation's a struggle.
28:19I can't decide whether I should just snog him
28:21or jump off the boat.
28:23So, do you like tattoos?
28:25Well, you'll fucked if she don't.
28:27Yeah?
28:27Yeah.
28:28This many tattoos.
28:29No, I like them.
28:30Is your arse tattooed?
28:35Nah.
28:37Always the only place.
28:39I'm too scared to get on there.
28:41What a wimp.
28:42I've got Paul's face on my left cheek and Anna's on my right.
28:44Tara's going to have to go in the gooch.
28:47Give me, give me, give me more.
28:54Back on land, my bum-cheek chums are delving deeper
28:58into Colleen's dating worries.
28:59Do you know what you're doing?
29:00It's interesting.
29:01You're doing something that you did
29:02the first moment that we met.
29:04You continue to negative self-talk.
29:06Mm-hmm.
29:06You're probably the most compelling celebrity
29:10that we have here.
29:11But I don't believe that you believe that.
29:14No, I don't.
29:15Colleen's lack of self-worth
29:17is very much holding her back.
29:18What she's going to need to do
29:20is stop the negative self-talk
29:21and stop the people-pleasing
29:23if she's going to move forward in any way.
29:26You need to change the script.
29:27Yes.
29:28And only you can do that.
29:29But Paul's absolutely spot on.
29:31That inner self-critic
29:32is going to be your worst enemy.
29:35Yeah, I totally agree with you.
29:37But I don't want to get to a point
29:38where I think
29:38one of the best things is sliced bread.
29:41No, ultimately what we're saying
29:42is that we want you to value you
29:45just to the degree that we value you.
29:48Self-love.
29:49Yes.
29:49It's okay to say, I'm sexy.
29:51I'm going to have fun at this date
29:53because you know what?
29:54I have a lot to offer
29:55so when I show up,
29:56Steve's going to be like,
29:57dear mommy.
29:59Hmm.
30:00She looks utterly thrilled about that, Dr. T.
30:02You have started incredibly strong.
30:04Hmm.
30:05But remember, this is a full journey
30:06and you're only at the beginning of it.
30:08And what Paul's saying is
30:09just take the pressure off yourself
30:11because in your own words
30:12you overthink things.
30:13keep enjoying this.
30:15Stay in the moment with Steve.
30:16Yeah.
30:16And who knows what's going to happen.
30:18The more open you are, the better.
30:20Okay.
30:20As long as you feel good,
30:21you look good.
30:22You know what?
30:23Steve's a lucky man.
30:24Mm-hmm.
30:25Go get him, tiger.
30:27A game.
30:27Enjoy yourself.
30:28Have fun on your day.
30:30Bye.
30:30Bye, babe.
30:31Work it.
30:32Work it.
30:33Work it.
30:34Hey, Steve, I'm coming for you, baby.
30:35There she is.
30:37Damn, mommy.
30:39No, that felt really weird.
30:40Sorry.
30:41Sorry, everyone.
30:42So why did you get your thoughts to me?
30:45Back out on the waves,
30:46Gabby's still hoping for a bit of Algefather
30:48from Slow Burner Carl.
30:53Have you had a nice time?
30:55I've had a really good time.
30:56Have you?
30:57Probably the best day I've ever been.
31:00I feel like the only thing left to do
31:03to see if there's any chemistry there
31:05is to just snog him.
31:06And let's just hope that the kiss
31:08is better than the chat.
31:12Like, I fancy it.
31:13I fancy it.
31:15But I think...
31:18We need to break the eggs.
31:26Wahey!
31:27Ice officially broken.
31:28Who needs talk when you can tongue?
31:36And?
31:38Oh, back for more.
31:39Like a thirsty cat near a leaky tap.
31:41It's the cute guy with the white, blue eyes
31:43and the big, red and blue.
31:46I know it's time to be redundant.
31:49So do you think the comedy's good, then?
31:52If this pause was any more pregnant,
31:54it'd have triplets.
31:58Not when I'm shooting myself.
32:02Yeah.
32:03It'll get better.
32:05To be fair, Carl, you just got off with a Love Islander on a yacht,
32:08so you're doing better than most, mate.
32:09Oh, we're the lad.
32:10Oh, you're cute.
32:11You are cute.
32:15You're going to feel like we're on a boat for the rest of the day, I think.
32:17I'm having a hard day.
32:18Like shaving.
32:22Well, I had a lovely day.
32:23I hope you did, too.
32:24Nice to see you.
32:26Nice to see you.
32:26See you again.
32:27Enjoyed the rest of your day.
32:28See you later.
32:29I'm really frustrated because I feel like he has so much potential.
32:33He's fit.
32:34And when I first saw him, I was like, yeah, this is a great choice.
32:38But I'm exhausted.
32:39I feel like I was asking all of the questions.
32:42I was really, really trying.
32:44And I got nothing back.
32:46You got two snogs.
32:48I'd really love to have a second date with Gabby.
32:50She's very driven.
32:51Got a great personality.
32:52She's absolutely gorgeous.
32:53So it's everything that I'll be looking for.
32:56Hopefully that kiss did seal the deal for a second date.
32:59Let's find out.
33:00Did it?
33:01I'm not sure if I'd just be wasting my time with Carl,
33:05to be honest, for a second date.
33:06I just don't know if I have the time or the patience
33:11to have such dead chat.
33:14I need more.
33:16Oh, holy shit.
33:17It's a good job Carl's a boxer,
33:18because that's a lot to take on the chin.
33:29Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
33:31And as the sun goes down in tenors,
33:33all sorts of creatures emerge.
33:35Just look at this one.
33:36All legs and feathers like a goth flamingo.
33:39It's a peacock in pot tea.
33:41Off to see a flamboyant fireman.
33:43Thomas can tickle his giblets.
33:45I am so excited to see Thomas again.
33:49He is absolutely gorgeous.
33:51So I really hope that we just get on like we did at the mixer.
33:54I mean, listen, if he wants to give me a fireman's lift,
33:56I'm not going to say no on it.
33:59You look more like a cat stuck up a palm tree in that get up.
34:02The agents have said I'm very impulsive,
34:04so I need to try and take it slow.
34:06But at the end of the day, I'm like Paula Radcliffe, mate.
34:09I can't stop.
34:10I'm a sprinter.
34:11Well, she ran marathons, not sprints,
34:13and famously stopped to take his shit big run.
34:15Otherwise, a perfect analogy.
34:17I am so excited to have a date with David tonight.
34:20I just hope I'm not going to get shy
34:22because when I'm shy, I don't speak.
34:24So I will be, you know, my face going to get red,
34:26and, you know, red and pink doesn't really go together.
34:29So I won't feel too self-conscious, mate.
34:32Your date's naked from the waist down.
34:35David!
34:37Hello! Nice to see you!
34:39Yeah! Amazing!
34:42From Rio!
34:43Loving this shirt!
34:43Look at this pink gown!
34:45Especially for you, pink, right?
34:46I love pink!
34:47I love this shirt.
34:48Honestly, I love black.
34:49I was going to wear black.
34:50Okay.
34:50But then I felt like you were going to wear a black shirt.
34:52I didn't want any competition.
34:53How did you know?
34:54How did you know?
34:54I cannot believe I'm actually sitting at the same table with you.
34:58Why?
34:59It's like, oh, my God.
34:59It's like I'm sitting with the icon.
35:01David boys definitely going to want to slide down your pole now.
35:03You're not wrong!
35:07Excuse me?
35:07Did someone just say icon?
35:10Honey.
35:11I knew I already fancied Thomas, but now this could be love.
35:15So much for that plan not to get too carried away, then.
35:17So what would you like to drink?
35:18What's your favourite drink to go for?
35:20Oh!
35:22So I am a bugger for a tequila.
35:24Yeah.
35:24Older you get, once you get to my age, honestly, I'm like,
35:27maybe I don't look, but I'm older than you, David.
35:29When I get to that massive age of 41.
35:32Then I'm like a sugar daddy.
35:33Your massive age of 41.
35:34So I'm sugar daddy without sugar.
35:37And they said, I'm down for daddy.
35:41Steady on, Tiger.
35:43You'll make Thomas clash of his suit.
35:46Back at the villa, Gabby's returning a little red in the face
35:49after a mixer-picked Carl failed to float her boat.
35:52Wow.
35:53Look at you.
35:54I'm a bit windswept because I was on a boat.
35:57A boat?
35:57Like a yacht.
35:59No way.
36:00A huge yacht.
36:01You should have seen it.
36:02A boat?
36:03Yeah, James.
36:04Big, long thing sits on the water.
36:06It was unreal.
36:08Like a big, proper, like, yacht?
36:09Huge yacht.
36:10Really?
36:10Yeah.
36:11What's he not getting?
36:11Could someone draw him a picture, please?
36:13Oh my God, Carl.
36:14Tell us about it.
36:16You know what?
36:17It was a really nice date and he's a really nice guy.
36:20But then the chat wasn't chatting.
36:23Yeah.
36:24Did you touch him?
36:26She did.
36:27With her tongue.
36:28Yeah, I know what you mean, didn't you?
36:30Did it like...
36:31Was there any of this?
36:32Yeah.
36:33Was it hand-holding?
36:34Was it any canoodling?
36:35Canoodling.
36:36Did you kiss him?
36:37Did you kiss him?
36:39Did you kiss him?
36:40Did you kiss him?
36:41Oh, good.
36:42Was he good?
36:43No.
36:44Oh, no.
36:45It wasn't bad.
36:46Okay.
36:47It was just...
36:48Everything, everything was meh.
36:50Yeah.
36:51Neutral.
36:52Just a beige, just a beige.
36:53And you know what?
36:53The date was like, had so much potential for it to be sexy.
36:57Like, you could have shagged on that.
36:59Yeah, yeah.
36:59Not sure the skipper would have been keen on that.
37:02Or the camera crew.
37:03I'd have had a look.
37:08Back with daddy-loving David,
37:09who's been struggling to keep his impulses at bay on his date with Thomas.
37:15How long have you been a fireman for?
37:16Five years, yeah.
37:17Five years?
37:18Close to five years.
37:18Great job saving lives.
37:20How do you feel fulfilled?
37:21100%.
37:22God.
37:22Yeah, I worked as a prison officer before as well, so...
37:25No way.
37:26I know.
37:26And you wouldn't say that.
37:27How do you work this way around emergency services?
37:29You'll be a doctor now.
37:31I'm not sure that's how it works, David.
37:32So tell me, like...
37:34Some of that is spicy.
37:35Some of that is spicy.
37:36Some of that is spicy.
37:37Oh, my God.
37:38Ooh.
37:39It's really spicy.
37:41Well, enjoy.
37:42Well, enjoy?
37:43I hope he's more sympathetic if your house is on fire.
37:46What?
37:47What?
37:48It's so spicy.
37:50Why are you out on fire?
37:51I feel it stay.
37:52You are in the right place.
37:54You're on fire now.
37:55It's time the reef knows how to turn the heat up.
37:57They're trying to get you to get your hose out and blow me out.
38:01Yeah, that's holding so wrong.
38:02Can someone please just get their dick out so we can stop with the fucking hose jokes?
38:06I'll do it.
38:07This is going so well, but I need to remember what the agent said.
38:12I need to chill out a little bit and just enjoy the time with Thomas before I start booking
38:16the church.
38:18Have you been sunbathing?
38:19A little bit, yeah, but just like, you know, I like the fake tan a little bit sometimes.
38:22Okay.
38:23You know, typical, which is bad because whenever you wear something like this, it's not going
38:27to be pink anymore.
38:28Oh, your fake tan's going to go on it.
38:29This is an issue, Thomas, because back in Bolton, I have crisp white bedding.
38:34Well, give or take the odd bum soup stain.
38:37I love it.
38:38I love it.
38:38I'm not going to love it when you get in it and there's orange stains everywhere.
38:42Well, you know, when do we get to that point, then I will stop using a fake tan.
38:46No, I won't.
38:47I won't rush.
38:47I won't jump the gun here.
38:49You can't help yourself, Potsy, though I'd be more concerned about that chimichurri coming
38:53through than any fake tan.
38:57With no spicy games planned by the interfering agents tonight, the rest of the gang are free
39:01to make their own entertainment.
39:03Guys, shall we play the dick and vagina game?
39:06I'm not falling for that one again.
39:07I've got two kids already.
39:08I think it's what Dr. Tara would want.
39:12What is that?
39:13So, you give your vagina an adjective.
39:17We start with A, B, C, dick for you.
39:21Oh, thank God.
39:22C, E.
39:22Thank God I've got one of them, yeah.
39:24Right.
39:25My vagina...
39:26Oh, my God.
39:27Yeah.
39:28...is awesome.
39:31My vagina is badass.
39:36Um...
39:37My dick is cuddly.
39:39You liar.
39:40How would you know, Colleen?
39:41Was he in the band?
39:43Oh, God.
39:44Or in the Cortina?
39:45Just let it in a hand.
39:48What?
39:48My vagina is delicious.
39:50My turn.
39:51My dick is elusive, especially when it's cold and I've not trimmed my pubes.
39:56Horrible little thing.
39:58Like a bird in a nest.
40:01Over in town, you'd have to try pretty hard to find a couple with as good a connection
40:05as David and Thomas right now.
40:07So then the relationships?
40:09Oh, sounds like our feathered friend here might be about to get grilled.
40:13Do you mind or not?
40:14No, no.
40:14I'm ready for it.
40:15Oh, God.
40:17Um, so, um, yeah, so, like, have you been in a long-term relationship?
40:21No, so I've never had, like, a full-on boyfriend-boyfriend.
40:26But I've had, like, situationships.
40:29OK.
40:29Sometimes I think to myself, am I ever going to get to that?
40:34So then sometimes I feel quite insecure about that.
40:37You have to push yourself out there.
40:39You have to experience and start waiting.
40:41Yeah.
40:42Because if you don't, you won't find anyone.
40:44No-one's going to knock on the door and say, hi, you are amazing.
40:46Nobody's like, no, like, you know.
40:48Yeah.
40:48Tell you what, Thomas, if you're ever packing the fire brigade,
40:51you should come join the agents.
40:53So, thank you for opening up, oh, God.
40:54That means a lot.
40:55It's not saving lives, but it's saving love lives.
40:58Cheers to us opening up.
40:59Oh, my God.
41:00Oh, my God.
41:00Can I just say, I actually never do, I absolutely never get vulnerable
41:04because I actually find it, me being vulnerable, quite cringy.
41:06I'm literally like, oh, God, what if they just think, ew.
41:10And yet, look, you just got vulnerable.
41:12And it wasn't cringe.
41:13That's progress, mate.
41:15Keep going.
41:15I think this is the main thing of dating.
41:17Being vulnerable.
41:18Preach.
41:19Okay.
41:20So, question for you.
41:22Your turn to get vulnerable, Thomas.
41:26Do you prefer a bath or a shower?
41:29What?
41:30I was going to say shower.
41:32Shower.
41:34And then you.
41:34If I'm in the bath and you're in the bath with that muscle, that bath is full, we'll
41:40be able to put that much water in it because it'll overflow, love.
41:44And after all that spicy food you've been eating, it'll be like a jacuzzi.
41:48A real bum soup.
41:49I am loving this.
41:52The flirty energy is on point.
41:54I definitely don't want the night to end.
41:58I'm not going to lie, I've had a really good time.
42:00Me too.
42:03I think it's been so much fun.
42:04I think we should carry this on.
42:08Do you want to come back to the villa and have a few drinks?
42:11Yes, David.
42:12He who dares.
42:13What'd you say, Thomas?
42:16Don't be nice.
42:17Yeah.
42:18Get in.
42:19Nice one, Dave.
42:20Let's finish these.
42:23Blimey, he really is in a hurry to take him home, isn't he?
42:27I'm ready, baby.
42:28Better out than you.
42:30I'm so sorry.
42:31A bit late now.
42:32And speaking of filthy in and out, please tell me they've stopped playing the dick and
42:36vagina game back at the villa.
42:37Every day, every way.
42:39I know you better.
42:42My vagina is...
42:44Cause they haven't.
42:46Young.
42:47I wish.
42:48Yawning.
42:51Yawning.
42:53Yawning.
42:54Yawning.
42:56It is yawning.
42:57It's like...
42:58I can hear it.
43:00I can hear it.
43:00Just as long as it don't start snoring, Kelly.
43:03I'm back, bitchy!
43:05I brought you a present.
43:11Let's get a drink.
43:12Come on, Thomas.
43:14Poor Thomas.
43:15I bet he's walked into burning houses less intimidating than this.
43:18How has the night been for you?
43:20We laughed a lot.
43:21You know laughing is the most important thing, right?
43:23Yeah, absolutely.
43:23When you're talking to somebody.
43:24Yeah, we were pissing.
43:25Yeah, the waiter must have been fuming.
43:27Has there been a little patch?
43:29No.
43:30Yeah, no.
43:31Not yet.
43:31She did.
43:33Go on, girl.
43:34Did you have fun?
43:34We was on a boat.
43:36Oh, nice.
43:37Don't.
43:37James has only just got over it.
43:39A yacht.
43:40It was...
43:40Jesus Christ, I got a spicy steak and she gets a bloody yacht day.
43:45The night's still young, Potsy.
43:46Still plenty of time to climb aboard the good ship, Thomas.
43:49Shall we go and continue this elsewhere?
43:52Absolutely, yeah.
43:52Yeah.
43:53I didn't mean immediately.
43:54See you in a bit.
43:55See you in a bit.
43:56Bye.
43:57We missed you guys already.
43:59Aw, big gorgeous.
44:01I'm in a room next to David.
44:03Oh, just put your fingers in your hands.
44:04The way he's rushing about tonight,
44:06he'll probably be finished
44:07before you've even thought of a Z-word for your fanny.
44:09Shall we have a little seat here?
44:11Absolutely.
44:12I really like Thomas.
44:13He's very flirty.
44:14He's very cheeky.
44:16However, it's no secret that I am shit at flirting.
44:20So sometimes I struggle to know
44:21whether people are liking me like that or not.
44:24Have you had a good time?
44:25It was very nice.
44:26From my point of view, it was nice to meet you.
44:27Yeah.
44:27Nice to discover the other side of you.
44:29Yeah.
44:29I've had a good time, good laugh,
44:31and it would be nice to discover more from you, I think.
44:33Okay.
44:34And that's...
44:34So it's like you saying you want to see me again?
44:36Nice to have a...
44:38I think that would be nice.
44:39I mean, from my point of view,
44:40I think it would be nice, yeah.
44:41I think we've established it might be nice.
44:43It would be nice.
44:44Can you be quite sure?
44:45I think being sure is probably a key thing in this situation.
44:51Yeah.
44:51I think it would be great to see you 100%.
44:55Yeah, I think it would be nice to see each other.
44:57Yeah.
44:57See what happens.
44:59Oh, nice one, fellas.
45:01Nice.
45:02Nice.
45:02The date was really nice.
45:04It was a really good vibe, really good energy,
45:06and we had a fantastic time.
45:09So warm, so funny, so entertaining,
45:12and actually a very nice person deeply inside.
45:16But it's just kind of got me, like, all giddy now and all g'd up.
45:19Well, this sounds promising for Thomas.
45:21And I'm like, bring on the other boys.
45:24Oh.
45:24Let's see who else is out there.
45:32I'm locked out.
45:35Shit.
45:40Oh, I think everyone's gone to bed, mate.
45:44Nope, Colleen's vagina's still up.
45:47Next week.
45:48Welcome to Spain.
45:50Dates.
45:51I don't want to blow smoke up your ass,
45:52unless you ask nicely.
45:54Drama.
45:54We would like to introduce some new faces.
45:58No way.
45:59Oh, my God.
46:01Dilemmas.
46:01It's time for some radical honesty.
46:04I want somebody who's going to give me everything.
46:07I just wanted a bit more back.
46:09Yeah, I'm going to say no.
46:10And a new dog in town.
46:11PK Humble.
46:12You have a roster going.
46:14Everyone's got a roster.
46:15But I ain't.
46:16As our celebs.
46:17You've got a great body.
46:18Go.
46:18I might be asexual.
46:20Dating.
46:21Hi.
46:22I'm in the mood.
46:23Testing, testing.
46:24Actually, don't do that.
46:41elements and cool.
46:42Until next time.
46:42Certainly, anyway.
46:48I can't say thanks for all this stuff.
46:51W cymbial.
46:55I've got high Millennials.
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