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Celebrity Treasure Island - Season 7 - Episode 16: The Cutting Room Floor
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00:12You know, every season of Celebrity Treasure Island, we film hundreds and hundreds of hours
00:18of television. The challenges. The strategy. Going forward, we will look out for one another.
00:28How can we get the four of us and the top four? And the betrayal.
00:33Bria, I'm going to be putting you in. I beg myself to take their nuts.
00:37And somehow we squeeze all of that chaos into just three hours a week.
00:42Chaos ruled.
00:45But trust me, there's a lot that never makes it to air.
00:51Oh, it smells like Kenneth. Why are they sober? Are they?
00:53This one is stupid. Are you like a sexual slippery get? I wish I hadn't done that.
00:59And honestly, don't put it in.
01:02Most of it should stay buried down in the editing suite.
01:05This is where we get it in.
01:07You'll get to pee on her one day, Ben.
01:09Check your willy because if you get that, that can drop off.
01:14Liv, you look really sexy.
01:17But tonight, though, we're opening the vault.
01:21Might as well make myself useful.
01:24If I really can do it all.
01:26She's taken my perch.
01:28From bloopers and camp chaos.
01:30It's a bee as a one.
01:31It's a tiny...
01:31You do the same thing.
01:32There's a lot of feet-related things on this show, Ben.
01:35We'll talk off camera.
01:36Are we supposed to be filming this?
01:39They can't even put them in the show.
01:40My favourite lines that she said.
01:42Emotional moments.
01:43Thank you that we got the chance.
01:45What a privilege for you to share this experience together.
01:47And the contestants whose stories ended way too soon.
01:52What do you mean?
01:54This is the stuff that got left behind.
01:57Yes, girl.
01:58Yes, for me.
01:59Oh, that was also the plastic bag, just to clarify.
02:02Welcome to Celebrity Treasure Island, the cutting room floor.
02:07Let's go, baby.
02:57Let's go, baby.
03:12Now, before we get into the bloopers, breakdowns and absolute island chaos,
03:17let's take a moment to celebrate some of the contestants
03:19we didn't get to spend nearly enough time with
03:22and wonder what might have happened
03:24if they'd survived just a little bit longer.
03:27Yeah, I'll go first.
03:28Go!
03:30Her time on the island may have been short.
03:32But Miss New Zealand definitely made an impression
03:36on one of her teammates.
03:38Harrison.
03:40In fact, even the media started picking up on it,
03:43wondering if Harrison thought he'd signed up for Love Island
03:46instead of Treasure Island.
03:49I honestly don't think I'd even make a friend with Miss Universe.
03:53When I first saw her, I could never talk to her.
03:56She's Miss Universe.
03:57Like, I kind of bowed out.
03:58I could never talk to you.
03:59I need to become such good friends straight away.
04:02From the moment they arrived on the island,
04:05Sparks flew.
04:07I don't know what to say.
04:09I love Harrison.
04:10We're besties now.
04:11We've become best friends.
04:12Solidified that.
04:13I think everything that comes out of his mouth is actually sarcastic.
04:16I'm not threatening.
04:18I'm not a threat.
04:19But I love that.
04:20That's my sense of humour.
04:22I like dry humour.
04:23And the first thing he said to me was an insult.
04:25And that's how I knew.
04:26We'd probably get along fairly good.
04:28I think it's worse that you're on top.
04:30I'm not that heavy.
04:31No, he's not saying that.
04:32And as the pair flirted, laughed and got very comfortable in each other's company,
04:38it didn't take long for the rest of the camp to start noticing either.
04:43Sammy and Harrison have kind of got like a bit of a vibe happening there.
04:47They're getting pretty chummy.
04:48It really feels like a Lion King type situation.
04:51You know what I mean?
04:51We're all kind of hiding in the corner seeing some lions do stuff.
04:54I actually feel like a bit of Timon and Pumbaa watching this going on with Harrison and Sammy.
04:58Shoes, no shoes, no shoes.
04:59No shoes.
04:59No shoes.
05:00Okay.
05:04Don't drop this.
05:06What a ranch.
05:08A fetish or something.
05:09That's gross.
05:11Oh, okay.
05:12Oh, I think I spotted an OnlyFans account.
05:15Simon.
05:17Lovely hit.
05:18You're looking to sign up, are you?
05:22But just like on the runway, as fast as she arrived, she was gone.
05:27Leaving Harrison not just blindsided by the game,
05:31but maybe a little heartbroken too.
05:35How are you feeling, Harrison?
05:37Oh, so sad.
05:38You guys got along like a house on fire, eh?
05:40I know.
05:41We just like became best friends straight away and had lots of time together.
05:45She was setting you up, bro.
05:48You guys had such great chemistry.
05:50Such great chemistry.
05:51It was so good.
05:52Hit her up.
05:53I can't.
05:54Hit her up for the show, bro.
05:56Hit her up.
05:58But hearts heal, and boys return to being boys.
06:03How long do you guys honestly reckon you're not going to shower for?
06:08I think I could lock in a week, eh?
06:09Yeah.
06:10Let's really tish today.
06:12Who am I trying to impress around here?
06:13Yeah.
06:14Yeah, Sammy's gone.
06:15Oh, shut up.
06:19Oh, come on, David.
06:20That's a bit harsh.
06:22But Harrison, at least you had your captain and his abs to keep your mind off Sammy.
06:27I'm so stoked to see Simon.
06:29See his nipples.
06:30He's actually pulsating through his shirt.
06:32It's insane.
06:34Look at his body.
06:35I love that about him.
06:37And he's just such a kind guy, eh?
06:39Like, everyone knows how lovely Simon Barnett is.
06:42He's built into this beautiful human being.
06:44Look at that, Simon.
06:48Why are they so ripped, eh?
06:50This one's stupid.
06:51Why is Simon so ripped, eh?
06:53This is his fat apple.
06:55I know, right?
06:56How's he doing that right now?
06:57He's cool.
06:59Look at that.
07:04He's going to do, like, an oil painting.
07:06You go to, like, the $2 shop and you get, like, a costume, like a Superman.
07:09It has the abs, the foam abs.
07:11That's what he had.
07:12I always sort of, like, just feel it just because he's real.
07:14He's insane.
07:16He's not an ounce of fat on him.
07:18Lucky bastard.
07:20Now, every year on CTI, our celebrities are given a very strict list about what they can bring and definitely
07:28cannot bring onto the island.
07:30And every year, somebody tries to sneak something past the crew.
07:36So, what sort of bags?
07:37Salt.
07:37Do you want?
07:38No.
07:40Now, look, rumour has it that on Fans vs. Faves, Lance Savali and Art Green buried cans of tuna in
07:47the beach before the game even started.
07:50Honestly, it's giving less survival show and more dodgy backyard treasure hunt.
07:55And this season, David Chaos proved the tradition is alive and well.
08:03What's in your cup?
08:04Oh.
08:05What's in my cup is congee.
08:07That is dinner, right?
08:08Dinner.
08:09It looks lovely, Georgia.
08:12Didn't need to fish that from the ocean?
08:15No.
08:16And there's the head chef.
08:19Hang on.
08:20Is this the contraband they've been talking about on those podcasts?
08:26How do I erase that?
08:29I think it confirms it.
08:33Oh, my God.
08:37I know what you're thinking.
08:38A suspicious white powder concealed inside a deodorant roller.
08:43And you'd be absolutely right.
08:45It's salt.
08:47And if you thought that was bad.
08:48Oh, no.
08:50Look at what I did right here.
08:52I knew that might be a couple of snorers on the island and stuff.
08:56So what I've done is I've gotten this.
09:00Hang on.
09:02Oi, what's this?
09:04I snuck in six pairs of earplugs off of the island.
09:10Do you guys want some earplugs?
09:11No.
09:12I think you've creamed all over that.
09:14Yeah, they're creamy.
09:17Is that your earplugs, really?
09:18Yeah.
09:20I brought earplugs in without having to hide them.
09:23Really?
09:23I didn't know.
09:24I didn't know that these weren't contraband.
09:26So I've got moisturised.
09:28Isn't it true?
09:29Yeah.
09:29Are you not better here?
09:30Oh, no.
09:31Yeah, I thought I could get away with this.
09:33Who's going to put that in their ear?
09:34Dave.
09:35Oh, Nick's did.
09:36Oh, did she know that's where it came from?
09:40Yeah, she did.
09:40Nex's ears are the most moisturised they've ever been.
09:42Do you know?
09:43That is 100% when she woke up in the morning.
09:45And she had white stuff around her ears.
09:47I thought she's left her cream on.
09:49That was my earplugs.
09:52Oh, yeah.
09:53I'm not sure Nick's got the earplug memo.
09:57Oh, my God.
09:58I just realised.
10:00It's got these two things hanging like earrings.
10:03They're earplugs.
10:07What the hecka?
10:12Live on Celebrity Treasure Island can be pretty rough.
10:15No privacy, no phones, and beans and rice for dinner every night.
10:20And the huts, well, let's just say they're rustic.
10:24But leave it up to Vinny to turn a pile of wood and damp laundry into beachfront luxury.
10:31Welcome to the most budget episode of TVNZ Cribs you'll ever see.
10:40Hey, what's going on, TVNZ?
10:42Welcome to my crib.
10:45As you see right here, it's a bed, a bed, a bed, another bed.
10:54Come along.
10:55Come see my kitchen right here.
10:58This is my fridge.
11:00As you can see, I'm a big fan of the beans right here.
11:02So we keep it like that.
11:04And we get to cooking every now and then.
11:09Right here, we got that water.
11:13You like that?
11:18That's the shower as well.
11:20This is the laundry right here.
11:23We got everything drying right here.
11:25You know, we don't like the dryer because we like the natural sun to dry our things.
11:32Because you don't want your shit to shrink, you know what I mean?
11:34Your belongings to shrink.
11:36It'd be really bad that everyone's walking around like, you know, not good.
11:41Like, we got rugby league players and stuff, you know what I mean?
11:44And this is where we get it in.
11:47By the way, this is where we get it in.
11:51Oh.
11:53Do some chin-ups right here on this branch right here.
12:03We usually come down here and we do some push-ups like this.
12:09Switch around.
12:10Do some chin-ups.
12:17We good.
12:19Now wait for this.
12:21Come see the pool.
12:23Ah, yeah.
12:25Here we are right now.
12:29I like to do my laps from down there all the way down there.
12:35You know, we get some freestyle.
12:37Get a back show going on.
12:39And, yeah, thanks for coming along.
12:42We'll see you soon.
12:44Kahu out.
12:47Earlier I mentioned there is some footage that probably should have stayed locked
12:51in the edit suite forever.
12:53Our producers have ignored my advice and, unfortunately for me, here it is.
13:00Common mark.
13:01Second mark.
13:02Second mark.
13:03All right.
13:05Everyone ready to get down and dirty?
13:08Me.
13:10Always, Jaden.
13:12Always.
13:13Always.
13:15This is what we came for.
13:16Simon in a wet t-shirt competition.
13:19It really becomes about who physically can get it up there.
13:23That sounded wrong.
13:25Left, left, left.
13:27Right, left, left, left.
13:29Left, left, left.
13:29Hard, hard, hard.
13:30This kind of reminds me of a game my partner and I play at home.
13:33Left again, left again, left again.
13:35What, we're into scuba?
13:36Right, right, right, right.
13:37Might just order some dinner.
13:38Do you guys want anything?
13:44For some reason, I feel like fish.
13:47Oh, my God.
13:48There is balls flying everywhere.
13:53Reminds me in my 20s.
13:57Dion furiously trying to get rid of his blue balls.
14:03I wish I was that bucket that he manhandled.
14:08I wish I was a bucket.
14:14Throw me around, Simon.
14:16Too far.
14:17Too far.
14:22You stepped over a line.
14:24Can you make her behave?
14:25Me?
14:27Yeah.
14:28So, after that footage,
14:29I'm surprised that the network actually still lets me host this show.
14:33And after this next clip,
14:35I'm surprised that anyone actually eats anything on the island.
14:39After the contestant's big arrival,
14:41it was time for the celebrity's first taste of island life.
14:45Get to the supermarket and I got you.
14:48Oh, your favourite.
14:50Rice and beans.
14:51My favourite.
14:53Simple, right?
14:54Well, you would think so.
14:56Should we...
14:57OK, hang on.
14:57We need to figure out,
14:58are we doing the absorption method or the rapid boil method?
15:01Because if it's the rapid boil method...
15:04Well, I always go absorption, but you can't...
15:06But do you know how to measure?
15:07A cup and a half for every cup of water in rice.
15:09Yeah.
15:10No, it's just double.
15:11Yeah, do it by the bowl.
15:13Do it by the bowl.
15:14That's what I'm doing.
15:15Oh, sorry.
15:16You do one level rice and then two level water.
15:20That's what I'm doing, guys.
15:22Sorry, I don't mean to add to the chaos here,
15:24but has anyone heard the phrase,
15:25too many cooks spoil the broth?
15:27Or, in this case, the rice.
15:30See, I'm saying one and a half water
15:31and they're saying one water
15:32and you're saying two water.
15:33I'm twice water.
15:34That's one...
15:35Yeah, one's two.
15:36One rice, two water.
15:37One rice, two water.
15:38Yeah, yeah.
15:38Oh, was it though?
15:39Nah.
15:40No, no, no, no.
15:41Don't get on.
15:42What are you doing?
15:43Oh, what?
15:44Do you need to be somewhere?
15:46Give me this way.
15:47No, no.
15:48We've got the time.
15:53Guys, we need a lid for the absorption method.
15:57That's why we're not on MasterChef.
16:00Just one thing, just one thing.
16:01I don't want to interfere
16:02because I think you're doing a stellar job.
16:04Might I just say,
16:05don't stir it while it's cooking.
16:08It'll burn.
16:08You have to though,
16:09because you'll get a big hard pump.
16:12Just don't, don't, don't hard out stir it.
16:13Let's turn the flame down, maybe.
16:15Hard out stir it.
16:16No.
16:26Would you pass me just one grain, please?
16:29Sure.
16:34I'm just going to start by making a rice stock.
16:37It's still quite, it's still quite hard.
16:39I'm seriously just not hungry enough yet.
16:43That's actually quite, I don't mind it.
16:47I need more food other than rice and beans
16:49would be so delicious.
16:51Because I haven't eaten yet.
16:53Just not hungry enough for the rice and beans.
16:55Well, Polly,
16:56how about we throw some sausage in
16:58with that rice and beans?
17:00Let's hit some sausages.
17:02I put the rice and beans on this morning
17:04and then we remember we still have the sausages.
17:10There's maggots on here.
17:12Maggots.
17:12And the sausages.
17:13And the sausages.
17:15Maggot.
17:17And how many of it were in there?
17:18About four.
17:19Karma, I guess, for stealing them.
17:21Oh, Kahu.
17:23Can you just wash them off?
17:25Nah, yuck.
17:28Put them in the basket for the other team.
17:37On Celebrity Treasure Island,
17:39there's always plenty to film.
17:41Big challenges, strategy
17:43and all the drama that comes with it.
17:46But in between all of that,
17:48there's also a whole lot of downtime.
17:50Yeah.
17:50Yep, yeah.
17:51Are you carrying all of it?
17:52And with no phones,
17:53no creature comforts
17:54and nowhere to escape the people
17:56you're stranded with,
17:57the celebrities get a little creative
17:59to keep themselves entertained.
18:01And should we say,
18:02sane.
18:05Welcome to
18:05What's in My Boiletry Bag?
18:10First of...
18:10Wait, my first item is a gift
18:12to my friend Ben,
18:14which I wish I found on the first night,
18:16but it's some airplane.
18:19Hey, thanks, mate.
18:20But look,
18:21when I heard you were coming...
18:24Oh, he's already...
18:25Oh, you've got so many!
18:28First of,
18:29what do I have?
18:29Actually,
18:29I do have
18:31toilet floss.
18:32I mean,
18:33toilet floss.
18:33Toilet floss?
18:37For when paper,
18:38just paper won't do.
18:40So these are keeping me alive right now.
18:42Shout out,
18:43hey, these are.
18:43I hear a lot of pills rustling around.
18:46I'm trying to move the pills
18:47just to get them
18:48to find something interesting.
18:49Why'd you bring Viagra?
18:50Yeah,
18:50what are the blue ones?
18:51Hey?
18:52It's over from O1 season.
18:56All right,
18:56Viagra.
18:57Oh,
18:58what's that?
18:59What is that?
18:59Anti-inflammatory suppositories.
19:02Oh,
19:04no way!
19:04So how that works?
19:05Way.
19:06That slides up in there.
19:08Yep.
19:08Like that?
19:10Yep.
19:11Like this.
19:13Nice B-read.
19:14Have a rest.
19:15And then you go
19:16a little bit more.
19:17I don't know
19:18if you've ever done it before.
19:19I have,
19:20no,
19:20I've been constipated.
19:21I've done similar things.
19:22Okay,
19:23this game's called
19:24Five Things.
19:25Liv.
19:26Yeah?
19:27Name me
19:28five things
19:28you wouldn't want
19:29to purchase
19:30from an op shop.
19:32Undies.
19:33Nice.
19:36End of list.
19:40Not everything else.
19:43Flippers,
19:44maybe.
19:45I don't know.
19:48Track pants
19:49that have
19:49dirty tissues in it.
19:56Swimming cap.
19:59Old togs.
20:01You're just saying
20:02things that you're seeing.
20:11That about sums it up.
20:14Coming up,
20:15more bloopers.
20:16Would you please be on me?
20:17More Vinny
20:18and more island chaos.
20:23Now,
20:24we all know
20:24island life
20:25can change people.
20:26Lack of food,
20:27lack of sleep,
20:28and too much time
20:29in the sun.
20:30But for Vinny,
20:31apparently,
20:32it even unlocked
20:33his inner dog.
20:34You've got this
20:35real good skill
20:35of like,
20:37doing a good dog bark.
20:39See if I'm showing it off.
20:40One time for the gang.
20:41This is unstable.
20:42Hold us with it.
20:42It's unstable.
20:45Come on,
20:46don't be shy.
20:47You've got to watch this.
20:50It's all in the throat.
20:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:07How good is that?
21:09Wait,
21:10do the one.
21:10Do the one.
21:11That's my strength.
21:12That's what I'll bring to the team.
21:13Will you like,
21:13pop your back?
21:14No.
21:14Do that once.
21:15Just do that once.
21:17Do that once.
21:18It's so good.
21:19Just do the one.
21:20Oh.
21:32I mean,
21:33I sometimes fuck.
21:43All right,
21:47we on,
21:47we on,
21:47we on,
21:48we on.
21:50Vinny is like his own character.
21:54At first,
21:54I didn't get it.
21:55I was just like,
21:56what are you,
21:57what are you doing?
21:58And then he just barked at us.
22:00And I was like,
22:01what is that?
22:02But now I know that's his like,
22:03love language.
22:04You know,
22:04he's,
22:04when he's happy,
22:05he barks.
22:05And so we've all started learning how to bark.
22:07Can you give us a bark?
22:09Okay,
22:09I have actually been practicing this.
22:11He's been teaching me.
22:12Oh.
22:23And it didn't take Vinny long to have the whole camp barking right along with him.
22:29We've renamed ourselves Tim Cahu,
22:32the posse of chaos.
22:33Yeah.
22:34That's what we are.
22:35Posse of chaos and fury,
22:36baby.
22:37Chaos and fury.
22:45I'll try it again.
22:48Oh.
22:55I've heard that Vinny's been teaching everyone how to bark.
22:58He has.
22:59And no,
23:00I'm not barking.
23:04Go out.
23:09Now,
23:10no season of Celebrity Treasure Island would be complete without a few bloopers.
23:15And by a few,
23:16I mean enough to fill an entire season.
23:18Is that what?
23:19Yeah.
23:20And by a few,
23:21I mean enough to fill an entire season.
23:23Obviously,
23:24there's not going to be any of my mistakes because I'm a consummate professional.
23:28But Jaden,
23:29on the other hand,
23:30well,
23:31oh boy.
23:32From fluffed lines to challenge chaos,
23:35turns out surviving the island was actually the easy part.
23:38Roll the bloopers.
23:40Three,
23:41two,
23:41one,
23:41left it.
23:42Hell,
23:43sorry.
23:45Do you want me to go again?
23:49Hey.
23:50What the hell?
23:51What the hell are you doing?
23:52I like this.
23:54Hey.
23:55What the hell are you doing?
23:56That's so real.
23:57Oh,
23:58I'm a loser.
23:59Unreal.
24:00Oh,
24:00smells like Kenner.
24:05Who's that,
24:05um,
24:06old guy?
24:08That's Ben Barrington.
24:09No, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean like that, I didn't mean like that, I didn't mean like that,
24:13I didn't mean like that, is he old?
24:15What was that?
24:16My first of four post-game wheeze that I'll do.
24:19I said to Ben, if I stand on a blue bottle, I want him to pee on me, I think.
24:24He'd have the height.
24:25Ben, you seem the safest person here, would you please pee on me?
24:30You'll get to pee on her one day, Ben.
24:33Today's challenge will test your...
24:37Today's challenge...
24:39Give me a countdown.
24:40Sorry, you call him in.
24:42Okay, three, two, one.
24:48Right, so this show's definitely not Survivor.
24:52It's a wasp, Simon.
24:53It's a wasp.
24:54It's a wasp.
24:55It's a wasp.
24:55It's a tiny...
24:56You do the same thing.
24:58I ran very fast.
25:00Alright, let's get out of the wasp space.
25:03Let's get out of the wasp space.
25:04I'm going to say send the bears out, send the coyotes.
25:09Nah.
25:09You can go now.
25:12A newly revamped Kahu and Takapu walking into the team face-off for the first time.
25:20I knew it was coming.
25:21It scared the shit out of me.
25:22I thought you were doing a bit.
25:24This is a true story.
25:26I once started a pyramid scheme selling makeup and it collapsed bad foundation.
25:36Okay, tough crowd.
25:38Should we rip into it, guys?
25:39Yeah.
25:39Let's do it.
25:40Let's get it.
25:41Let's go.
25:44I regret doing that.
25:46But now it's on camera.
25:47I'm just going to yell out.
25:49Just so you don't get a fright.
25:51Okay.
25:52Thanks, Jenny.
25:53She's like, holy moly.
25:56Another day.
25:57Another face-off.
25:59Another chance to win.
26:05Another day.
26:07Another face-off.
26:08Another chance to win.
26:11That was a good projection.
26:12That's what I like to call options, you know?
26:14About time we got.
26:17About time we got Simon into a.
26:22I'm liking this vibe.
26:24Simon in a wick.
26:26God, I can't even talk today.
26:28Give him options.
26:30Why not?
26:30Angry?
26:31Another day.
26:32Another face-off.
26:34Another chance to win.
26:36Welcome to another elimination.
26:39Let out three nervous farts.
26:41This is me here.
26:43Another day.
26:46Another face-off.
26:52You'll both be starting in the middle of a waddle-
26:54Sorry.
26:55Each of you will start in the middle of a waddle-
26:58F*** me.
27:00Each of you will start in the middle of a wobbly-
27:03B.
27:04You'll each start in the middle of a wobbly-
27:09Wobbly-
27:10Wobbly-
27:11Wobbly-
27:12Wobbly-
27:36Wobbly-
27:37B.
27:37One of those seems longer.
27:43When celebs put on their water shoes, damn, they're sexy.
27:47They always do something to me.
27:49There's a lot of feet-related things on this show, right?
27:53Is there something you want to tell us?
27:55We'll talk off-camera.
27:57You have to throw your balls forward into the-
28:00Oh, my God!
28:01Sorry.
28:02Sorry.
28:04I can't put your coloured target behind you.
28:06Liv accidentally hits Louis.
28:09Oh, I'm sorry!
28:16See, what did I tell you?
28:18Absolute professionals.
28:20Coming up, more chaos from Jaden,
28:22a lot of questionable behaviour from Vinny,
28:25and a whole lot of stuff that should have stayed on the cutting room floor.
28:31Now, after days of losing, Team Kahu decided desperate times call for desperate measures.
28:36And by desperate measures, I mean finding the weirdest things that they could dress up in
28:41and trying to psychologically destroy the other team.
28:44Spoiler alert, it was less intimidating Warriors and more school production of Mad Max.
28:53Hello, everybody.
28:54We're gaming up.
28:55We're gaming up for today's game.
28:58Today's face-off, pretty to rock.
29:03For Kahu, their continual losses prompted them to come up with intimidation tactics for the team face-offs.
29:10That's a good one.
29:11Yeah, nice.
29:12And Vinny, well, he had a particularly unique way of throwing off the opposition.
29:21How are we feeling?
29:23Yes, Vinny.
29:24Vinny's got a real look for today.
29:27Oh, she's a queen.
29:29She's fabulous.
29:30She's ready.
29:31Oh, yes.
29:31I'm really into the pants, actually.
29:33Yes, girl.
29:35Block it.
29:36Block it.
29:38So, what do you think?
29:40That's what they used to call the boob tube.
29:42Yep.
29:43Still the boob tube.
29:44I think it's still a boob tube.
29:45Got ample cleavage there, too, Vin.
29:48So, yeah, we found a bag of some of our team colors, and we thought, you know, why not start
29:54the morning with a bit of a fashion show.
29:57Do you reckon if I wear this to the challenge?
30:00We'll have, like, an advantage because I throw them off.
30:05You think you'd have an advantage if you throw them off?
30:07Yeah.
30:08F*** it.
30:10I think you should definitely wear that.
30:11You look great, mate.
30:13You suit that.
30:14Is that yours?
30:15Is that yours?
30:16It's mine.
30:17Yeah, I brought this to the island.
30:19You never know.
30:21I'm like, damn, you look better than that island.
30:26What the hell are you?
30:32Yeah, dog, it definitely looks better on you.
30:35Yeah.
30:36I walk into the challenge.
30:38How do I tell him it's not his color?
30:44Anyway, rip into it.
30:45I'll change to this.
30:47Let's go.
30:48The more you lose, the harder you fight.
30:51So we're really going in strong today, and we're excited.
30:57Unfortunately, it didn't work.
30:59Dark or boom!
31:01Take out this challenge.
31:03Cahu were once again beaten at the face off, and Harrison was eliminated, maybe for crimes
31:09against fashion.
31:11now if you thought that was ridiculous you haven't seen anything yet because somehow
31:17throughout all the island chaos i managed to provide plenty of outrageous moments of my own
31:23that i didn't approve of i don't i don't condone this guys we're doing we're doing it anyway okay
31:32right love show us what you found
31:35caught a bounder i don't even know her everyone ready for the individual face off
31:45i guess so right left go left step step step step step step forward forward right right right
31:55one more right one more right lift lift lift lift lift forward hard hard hard hard right right right
32:02right right right stop there's a 40 chance it's already raining
32:13get out of my shop birdo
32:18that's my body double birdo
32:22you can't even tell when you see us from behind you don't know who's who
32:38live you looked really sexy i bet like i was just like god she's never looked sexier
32:48nix looks like she's doing a dab
32:52i wish i hadn't done that don't put that don't put it in
32:57there's a 40 chance it's gonna keep raining
33:11don't put that on
33:13and cue the rain someone put that big mac undercover
33:22quick
33:31not the camera guy called mac i said the big mac
33:40might as well make myself useful
33:44here on treasure island i'm a team player
33:48and i can do it all
33:52i just zoomed in on jayden's junk
34:00hey hey hey hey
34:02that's mine
34:03hello i'm the hamburglar
34:07this is why they pay me the big box
34:11found my own advantage
34:15whoever finds this advantage needs to clean out the crew portal
34:26normally when someone's eliminated from the island
34:28they say their goodbyes and disappear off into the distance forever
34:34but when simon and david were eliminated from the game
34:37they kind of missed that part
34:39i didn't even get my moment like the other guys
34:45you know how jealous i was everyone i was crying
34:47everyone i was i wanted that moment too
34:50and i don't even get it
34:55so for probably the first time in cti history
34:59we broke our rules
35:00and we gave the boys the farewell they thought they deserved
35:04what's this
35:05oi what's this
35:07what do you mean we're both out
35:09he had immunity
35:10immunity
35:11you might be the first person in history to leave
35:15to get off cti after having immunity the whole way through
35:19i think i'm the first
35:20yes yes
35:22the first guy that even with immunity got flicked off the island
35:25what the heck
35:26look what i got
35:30my cell phone back
35:32just look at my cell phone back
35:35i'm stoked
35:36just after last night talking about how good it was
35:40to not be on our phone
35:41yeah
35:41you were like
35:43do you know what the funniest thing is
35:44we now have to go to kaita hospital and have extras on our list
35:48yeah
35:49so your first meal out of out in the real world is going to be hospital food
35:52yeah dude
35:53i'm so sorry
35:56i love being part of the team
35:58i'm going to miss you guys
36:00the feeling is mutual and it has been such a pleasure to get to know you both
36:06thank you
36:07yeah i'm going to keep your balaclava
36:09yes please please keep my balaclava
36:11but you can have your undies
36:14but you can have your undies
36:14oh my gosh they are my undies
36:15yeah
36:15oh my gosh they are my undies
36:17thank you
36:18which one was yours
36:19well mine are the calvin klein's
36:21no it was like calvin klein simon all day do you wear calvin klein
36:25no
36:26no
36:26exactly
36:28i'm rocking
36:29i've been rocking my undies the whole time
36:34thank you simon you've been an incredible kaihoutu
36:37like the leadership you've displayed in every aspect of it has just been
36:43look at me i'm tearing up i can't say anymore somebody else take over
36:46you know simon always had the words to bring our levels back up
36:53and um damn now i'm tearing
36:58i don't know yeah we're gonna miss that big time
37:03cut tears
37:05one more prayer simon please we need it we don't know what's happening from now on
37:10heavenly dad thank you very much for this group i have loved it dave's loved being a part of it
37:15may you continue to bless them on the challenge may they enjoy their time may they enjoy sharing each other's
37:20company
37:20thank you that we got the chance what a privilege for you to share this experience together
37:25amen
37:25amen
37:26one two three
37:28wings up
37:29oh
37:31wings up
37:31we've got some good kai coming
37:33hey seriously
37:34love you guys
37:34now the cameras are rolling
37:35love you heaps
37:36we'll be in touch
37:37yes please
37:38we really will be in touch
37:39go well
37:40let's do it
37:41the group chats are popping off
37:43coming up
37:44high five girls
37:45a winning alliance seven seasons in the making
37:52this year's winner has been seven seasons in the making
37:56because on cti players have been trying to make one strategy work season after season
38:02the women's alliance
38:04wahine
38:06lineup
38:07final
38:09wahine
38:10the ovary agreement
38:11ooh
38:12i love it
38:14what court and i have talked about a few times before and what i think we should solidify
38:19is an all wahine alliance
38:21long term
38:22miss mania
38:25but honestly
38:26history hasn't exactly been kind to it
38:30well we've just been talking about something we have renamed the ovary agreement
38:35the ovary agreement okay so that's something female
38:39yeah
38:39yeah
38:40yeah
38:41and um
38:42yeah
38:43it's still a big risk as to if anna will actually turn her back on richie
38:48the fact that we are kind of forming an unofficial female alliance i personally think should
38:54definitely be under the radar
38:55i told mike why
38:59why would you tell mike
39:01you did
39:02yeah
39:03edge look for me this night
39:04hi brinley we are actively working towards the female finale
39:08code name ovary agreement be discreet
39:10i wish the note hadn't come to me
39:12because i'm chipping away at my own alliance over here
39:15with
39:16three men
39:18season after season
39:20it started the exact same way
39:22so are we in a formal alliance
39:25one hundred percent
39:27see you on board
39:28yeah a hundred percent
39:29that's that
39:30female
39:31get rid of the bike
39:32yeah i'm in
39:33in season after season
39:35things didn't always go according to plan
39:39um i have a little scroll here
39:44which allows me to uh put up my opposing captain
39:49so lana you're on
39:50i knew it
39:51sometimes it fell apart because of strategy
39:54not a woman's alliance because that sounded a bit naff but obviously
39:57because we got cam as well
39:59yeah
40:00girls in the gays
40:01even though i really like cam he was on my radar to get rid of you know he's a big
40:05strong man
40:06but now he's in their alliance so i can't touch him
40:10sometimes emotion
40:11i need to pack my bags here
40:15so i can unpack at home
40:17and sometimes surviving on this island is hard enough trying to figure out who to trust
40:24in this do or die battle someone goes home tonight
40:35what's going on i've aligned myself with mel i'm also aligned with cam because of mel and he's telling me
40:41not to save her
40:42because on treasure island alliances are easy to make keeping them that's the real challenge
40:50sad to say your time on celebrity treasure island is over
40:54i am sad to say your time on treasure island is over
40:57say your goodbyes and head on out
40:59i'm the other one
41:02i'm out
41:02ang is gone in this game
41:06i get to the top
41:09i see him and
41:14you did it
41:16and i really want to do
41:18you know
41:21but this season felt different
41:23my five girls
41:25the connections were stronger
41:27and even though it had its own hurdles
41:29i think this is the moment where i need to decide
41:32if i want to do this
41:35sorry
41:36bria i'm going to be putting you in
41:40they held the line
41:42bria
41:43wins this challenge
41:45we're now down to three people
41:47georgia
41:48live
41:49bria
41:50and after years of near misses
41:53this season they finally pulled it off
42:00oh my god i got it
42:08turns out
42:09when the girls stick together
42:11they don't just make the final
42:13they make history
42:15i don't have any other words to say but
42:17you've just won
42:18celebrity treasure island
42:20let's go baby
42:22hey
42:22yes
42:27see
42:28this is the type of thing that happens when women unite
42:33and here's to next
42:34the first wahene toa to take out the modern day era of celebrity treasure island
42:42do i have what it takes to win this competition
42:45inside i do
42:48right these inside
42:51i don't know if this old body can do it though
42:54go
42:54go
42:55ready
42:57oh
42:58oh my god
43:02i tell you what nix is a powerhouse
43:06yeah
43:07yeah
43:07yeah
43:12and nix takes a bucket to the face
43:15nix dancing
43:22oh my god it was recording next you are the new kaihotu of your team
43:35boom ladies louie
43:39i've never done that in my life
43:46i've never done that
43:51what the
43:53from day one these celebrities have been pushed far beyond their comfort zones battling the
43:59elements each other and sometimes their own terrible decisions for every tear that was
44:05shed there was a whole lot more laughs unforgettable moments and memories that will stay with them
44:11long after leaving these shorts behind thanks for joining us on the cutting room floor until
44:16next time get out of here you lot
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