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00:01which of the following statements is true relationships with co-workers are a forbidden
00:06b okay with clearance c fine if no one gets hurt c all the incorrect the answer is a what
00:13suzanne that's insane are you telling me that if there's a conflict between work and love you
00:18expect me to pledge my loyalty to work uh i am team love davis out of a possible score of
00:2350
00:24you have scored two please see your manager for further training not again
00:29do not fuck the people you work with i'm sorry what i know it's new york and being slutty is
00:34now
00:35empowering but it's the law this is our sexual harassment training hands off your co-workers
00:40do you mean nadia of course not nadia you are the assistant to a celebrity stylist i mean do not
00:49fuck our clients they're hot they're famous and they will literally jump on anything okay now sign
00:54this saying i trained you or you're fine nadia yes today we will uncover the cadavers including
01:02the genitalia they may be swollen may i remind you you are all future doctors so i don't want to
01:08hear
01:08any giggling and i certainly don't want to see our heroic donors in sunglasses on tiktok
01:13yes yes do we have to do we have to what uncover the body yes that's literally the point okay
01:19is
01:19there like a vegan or a rubber i don't know less corpsey option lying around you can't be a doctor
01:25without touching a cadaver what do you want a mannequin you want to cut it and see if it's cake
01:29or not
01:30no that would be great though okay remove the shit
01:35yeah that dude's real dead
01:41someone bring a gurney
01:53do what you feel
01:54is everything's real is everything's real is everything's real is everything's real
02:06oh my god yes oh my god yes oh yeah oh yeah i'm so close
02:12yes yes right there just like that oh my god oh my god oh oh
02:23i'm just double checking the time for the interview oh my god you've got to be kidding
02:26me viv i'm sorry josh you've checked it like a hundred times already baby it's the west dryden
02:32show i can't screw this up it's a tv show i am your literal girlfriend who is just fucking
02:37your brains out which i loved and want to circle back to but the west dryden show is not just
02:41a tv show
02:42to me west dryden show is investigative journalism at its best west dryden is an american hero
02:48and i realize i'm saying that to a social worker god i'm such an asshole i'm sorry i'm just so
02:55nervous you're not an asshole you're just a huge nerd who's inexplicably passionate about tv
03:01journalism who's freakishly strong good at sex
03:11ava rise and shine sleepyhead i made you an oat milk latte ava
03:21davis you're such a great guy but i don't think it's going to work out
03:24can you text me what brand of humidifier you have exo ava
03:32hey is this card again pretentious uh so are you thanks wait am i pretentious i'd love to talk
03:39about this later i'm working on my lights for a callback you got a callback did i play that's
03:42huge dude i know i sent in a tape like two weeks ago and heard nothing which is basically what
03:47always happens with these open casting calls but i just got an email and they want to see me in
03:50person dude you're great in person i know wait but how are you able to do this and med school
03:55okay so i have this new system where basically i don't sleep at night when i shower i allow myself
04:00to drift off and then when the water gets cold i get out that's not a system that's a cry
04:04for help
04:05no no it's working great i just haven't figured out how to stop fainting or nodding off in
04:09conversation did a beautiful woman leave here this morning yeah yeah she was definitely in a hurry
04:15well that's it i will be alone the rest of my life davis it's just one girl it's okay be
04:21fine no i
04:21won't be fine you guys don't get it i am the complete package i am a straight man in new
04:26york
04:26city with a high-paying job and a great body calves could use some work who wants to wife up
04:30a woman
04:31and have four beautiful kids who go to private school do you know how rare that is and yet
04:35i am single i am a loser you clearly don't think you're a loser you just complimented yourself like
04:40five times kel bro are you asleep i'm up i'm up i'm up you you uh girls like you and
04:46you have a
04:46great body davy you gotta chill out and not come on too strong come on too strong all i did
04:51was go
04:51on her social media find out her favorite drink and then get my barista certification to learn to
04:55write on latte foam so i could personalize her coffee when she woke up kel kel get my back here
04:59i can't you're like a sociopath you gotta stop doing weird shit like that man oh and speaking of
05:03coffee can you guys grind your beans and eat breakfast on the terrace why vivian mentioned
05:07it's loud for her in the morning yeah but vivian doesn't live here she basically does yeah except
05:12in the way where she pays rent guys i know this is not ideal but we'll be out of your
05:16hair soon when
05:17we move to the apartment across the hall thank you sorry i appreciate you i cannot believe that you
05:22have a girlfriend and i don't i'm gonna go shower alone can i help you hi uh i'm new to
05:31the building
05:32my phone died i forgot my apartment number miss i think real good here i know this scam
05:37you get inside you chat us up and suddenly my laptop's missing oh my god it's you what
05:43nothing um do you know where abby chilikori lives abby uh indian gorgeous smells like a garden after
05:49summer's rain wow uh yes that is her right across the hall 60 hey friendly bit of advice i'd lose
05:56the
05:56red sox hat it's not gonna make you a lot of friends around here wow um are you making a
06:01lot of
06:02friends in that cardigan excuse me this cardigan belonged to my father and when our cleaning lady
06:06accidentally shrunk it he gave it to me cool hi nice meeting you neighbor neighbor you're moving
06:13across the hall yeah lucky me tell abby kel says hi nice to meet you neighbor no no it's not
06:20nice to
06:20meet her it was very rude about my sweater ah you're finally here welcome to new york oh abby abby
06:29get in
06:30here shut the door why didn't you tell me we live next door to josh who botswana josh who is
06:37botswana
06:38josh this is a shoe-free apartment but continue sophomore year model you win it came to penn with
06:43the michigan team it was the height of covid i hadn't seen the lower half of a man's face in
06:48a year
06:57i took him back to our room and we hooked up but botswana josh left before the sun came up
07:02i woke up and he was gone oh i remember now that son of a bitch i slept in the
07:08hallway so you guys
07:09could have sex someone leaned their bike on me i texted him but he ghosted me and i never heard
07:14from him again until now oh fuck this wait wait where are you going to confront botswana josh and
07:20humiliate him in front of his roommates no no stop he didn't even recognize me we can never speak of
07:24this it's too embarrassing forget it just show me the apartment
07:33i'm nothing pop pop i'm nothing can't you understand that there's no spite in it anymore
07:43i'm just what i am that's all
07:53that's good man how you doing uh quest my god quest love yeah yo what are you doing here oh
07:58i'm one of
07:59the producers like if it's in new york and it's cool then they kind of had to ask me well
08:03thank you
08:03thank you wow it's such an honor to meet you my mom she wants to hook you up with one
08:06of my cousins
08:07if you're single yeah i get that from moms a lot hey let's move on to the next part uh
08:12next part
08:13they have the freestyle rap oh free freestyle rap that's it's a part of the show might be
08:19we're workshopping it but you got this yeah have fun with it drop a beat you got this
08:30i'm gonna get the next one um yeah uh uh yeah my name is kel i'm here to say i
08:37had a turkey
08:38sandwich for lunch today uh mayo lettuce ketchup and turkey that's good man but move on the ingredients
08:43okay okay uh there was celery and carrots and turkey and pickles you're still doing ingredients
08:48rap about something else like tell me about yourself myself yeah okay i got dreams of a
08:54sandwich because it's lunch time and i'm famished hey thanks man thank you you did great maybe we
09:00can switch the beat up can i get another beat yeah we're good man yeah
09:09why is this place so nice what's going on here thank you ethan didn't appreciate it oh yeah have
09:15you heard from him since you broke up no and thank god get this he became a singer songwriter
09:20ew yeah country music all his songs are about the road he grew up in greenwich i'm sorry what
09:26road and why is his mail still coming here i'm gonna talk to the super about taking his name off
09:30our mailbox no don't it's okay i'll take care of it can i just say it feels so good to
09:36hear you
09:37finally trash him i mean obviously i always hated him but i don't have any credibility because i hate
09:42all your boyfriends okay well it all worked out because you can live here now and also pay rent
09:47let's not lie i get paid crumbs to be screamed at by my boss it's crazy that the stylist you
09:51used
09:51to stalk on instagram in college is now your boss i mean it's also a never meet your heroes type
09:55of
09:56situation but i'm proud i'm proud of you too also aren't you starting work tomorrow yes and i need
10:02this job so bad i looked at my student loan balance and genuinely scared myself hey at your new job
10:07i need you to try and make friends okay i know that can be hard for you what are you
10:11talking
10:11about i'm lovely i mean unless somebody breathes too loudly and then obviously i snap you're not
10:17you're anxious angry and obsessed with justice and as much as i adore you aj i cannot be your entire
10:22social ecosystem just put yourself out there be friendly at least try i can do that
10:35jocelyn my lady how's the weekend my achilles flared so i had to go to urgent care to get it
10:41drained nurse is kind of hot though self-care and a meet cute damn girl delete what's up my man
10:47must we always fist bump a simple wave works absolutely not no i need to feel your knuckles
10:52on mine how's the weekend lovely chamella and i renewed our wows in tennessee uh blackberry farm
11:00in walland voted most romantic place for couples in the continental u.s yes have you been no no i
11:06just hope to take someone there someday god i'm so lonely nervous when i met chamella at iit it was
11:15love at first sight for me not for her so you know what i did you wine dined in 69'd
11:21her i did not
11:22to never say that again i backed off became her friend eventually chamella felt the same way about
11:28me i think you could learn from that davis i mean that goes against my entire personality but
11:33i'll try yeah right no chance in hell hey give me a break jocelyn
11:41okay so what famous people are you dressing right now right now austin blanchett austin blanchett
11:47mhm kate blanchett's nephew yeah what is he like no idea vanessa deals with him i just iron his
11:53socks and that is important work too okay i am gonna head this way run in oh please you're
12:01practicing your commute to work you nerd yeah it's normal no it's not but have fun
12:15next hey yeah double espresso uh i was next uh you were on your phone in the limelight i was
12:22glancing at my phone for two seconds yeah well i don't have all day why you make your tiktoks or
12:26whatever all right some of us have to work are you kidding me no cell phones are a scourge and
12:30should be banned in public keep the change hey pal i don't need an icy cold take on cell phones
12:35from
12:35some boomer dad in orthopedic sneakers okay i have plantar fasciitis and i was born in the 80s
12:41you just told me we were born in different centuries sir i will pay you 100 to not serve
12:47this woman over here what are you serious you don't actually 500 because this woman wasted our
12:53valuable time you deserve to be compensated and she should learn a lesson yeah i'll take it
12:57sorry lady just because you have 500 to throw around doesn't mean you get to be an asshole
13:01that's exactly what it means cheers next
13:21wow paula miller it is an honor to meet you you are a feminist icon to women and men you
13:27know
13:27normally new pas have three rounds of interviews before they meet with me oh really just to be
13:32clear i submitted my resume through the portal like any other applicant right right right right
13:36but unlike all the other hundreds of applicants you're our ceo's son look i get it and there's a
13:42much needed conversation going on about nepotism in the workplace but if we're going to talk about
13:46that we should also talk about whose land we're on right now it was the lenape people who were the
13:51first custodians okay stop stop stop you seem like a nice kid but it's not going to happen
13:58you're not even going to interview me i've seen enough bingo
14:10i want you to put out a memo i cannot express how important this is no more microwaving lunch in
14:16the kitchen the whole floor smells like a fisherman's wharf got it no fish oh my god west ride
14:22hello hello i am such a big fan your show is literally the last bastion of investigative
14:28journalism thank you if truth disappears so follows democracy god i hate the smell of fish you want
14:36seafood you have it at home to be clear i will continue to eat sushi i actually just uh interviewed
14:41for the new pa gig probably didn't get it but to have the opportunity to work for you
14:47that's kind but remember it's a very competitive position you can always apply again totally all
14:52right sorry i didn't introduce myself josh title bomb title bomb well i believe i know your father
15:07tomorrow is austin's movie premiere and i don't mean to sound scary but if anything goes wrong i will
15:12kill you his finger should never touch a button anticipate also he may not be wearing underwear so
15:17please do not gawk at his genitals got it don't look at his penis or his scrotum abby oh all
15:25right so
15:25this is what he'll be wearing oh wow where's the shirt there is no shirt this is the new danish
15:33designer blemish awesome whereas this we get the blemish campaign which pays way more than an indie film
15:38premiere so why bring options the illusion of choice this goes on the rack first followed by a
15:43bunch of crap he'll beg to wear it so you want me to put together a bunch of bad outfits
15:49welcome to
15:50the conversation yes
15:56can i show you my outfit for my first day of work desperately yes i think it's cool it's business
16:02but the brooch says fun it says i manage a dialysis center what oh god i'm spiraling everyone in
16:10finance dresses like a vogue intern who also has an mba hey hey okay when i met you freshman year
16:15i thought who is this angry little boy in a rajon rondo jersey rondo's the best and then i marched
16:20right
16:20over to the registrar to get reassigned you did and when they wouldn't let me it was the best thing
16:25that ever happened because this little boston townie is a low-key genius with integrity and everyone
16:30at your job will see that thank you you're welcome now let's get you something different
16:35this outfit is hurting our friendship oh my god i love you forever what is that smell
16:48it's my flat iron i was using it to iron my clothes
16:58you got the job i'm so proud of you
17:03you know it didn't happen the way i expected but you know i'm gonna win them all over let's go
17:08get a
17:08drink and celebrate i can't i already took my melatonin i could fall asleep at the bar and get roofied
17:14hell thank god someone fun come get a drink with me no thanks didn't get the part so i can't
17:19quit med
17:19school i'll just be one of those sad ass doctors who gets like two into the oscars every year
17:24oh what the hell holy shit you got to the fire come on we gotta get out i'm not gonna
17:28lose you like
17:29this grab the photo of us those big flags
17:33be careful these comments are worth more than your lies
17:38okay look i have to tell you something my name's not in the lease ethan's is that's why i keep
17:43his mail
17:43i said he was a pilot and traveling you don't live here you're visiting
17:46wait what abby how are you this evening oh hey this is antoine my landlord i'm great i now have
17:54footage confirming that you are good during this flame event no legal liability and you are this
18:00is my friend she's visiting from sydney oh all the way from australia good eye mike can you believe
18:06this bloody fire mike i don't understand any of that but it was nice to meet you what was that
18:12why
18:12didn't you just say i was from boston because i'm not a professional liar okay it doesn't come
18:16naturally to me hey i spoke to you privately i'm so sorry about earlier i just wanted to make you
18:24aware that your roommate is committing rental fraud so so it's unethical first of all and second of all
18:31me and my girlfriend she's a social worker by the way we're planning on moving it legally
18:41it's abby four o'clock okay now's your chance to go and talk to her she's by herself no no
18:44no she's
18:45not in any i already took my contacts out i can't hey man if you don't go and talk to
18:48her then i will
18:49then she'll fall in love with me and it'll ruin our friendship okay stop stop fine okay so yo abby
18:55what's up crazy about this fire huh oh i hope kel's medical textbooks don't get burned up sorry this is
19:01cal he's in medical school yeah i know he told me when he hit on me at that halloween party
19:06in 4c
19:06what i wasn't hitting on you i i just said you look beautiful in your harley quinn costume and i
19:11asked to see your bedroom wow sparks well i know when i'm a third wheel uh good night you crazy
19:18kids
19:18i'm gonna see if i can sneak back in so you're in med school my parents would be so psyched
19:26if i was
19:26gonna be a doctor yeah it's kind of the only reason i'm doing it what would you rather be doing
19:32honestly i want to be an actor when i was a kid my parents put me in the church nativity
19:36play i was
19:37joseph and i i killed it i mean they even gave me some of mary's lines and i've been hooked
19:41ever since
19:42and i feel like i found a piece of myself i didn't know was missing i'm sorry i don't i
19:47don't know why
19:48i'm telling you all this i mean who knows if you can act but i think you can make it
19:52you're pretty
19:54good looking good looking good looking oh god damn girl our building is on fire i'm just trying
19:59to stay alive i'm not trying to get hit on i'm never making small talk with you again this is
20:02unbelievable you're so exhausting and self-important don't make us the villain in your sob story there is
20:09a housing crisis then move to new jersey i'm sorry is there a problem over here yeah there's a problem
20:15you're both criminals no wonder trust is eroding in our society hey so don't saunter
20:19over here making accusations especially not in that cardigan you look like a grandpa in a christmas
20:23commercial hey don't talk to him like that only we can say his cardigan sucks this cardigan is cool
20:27it gives me a quiet sophistication everyone we've identified the source of the fire it was coming
20:33from 6d i knew it it was a cheap flat iron one of the ones you get when you're traveling
20:38and you
20:38forgot your nice one at home her hair isn't even that good anyway it's been contained you can all go
20:44back in
20:48this isn't over as a member of this building's community i don't feel safe anymore this could
20:54have been another triangle shirtwaist factory that was the deadliest industrial disaster oh i know the
20:59triangle shirtwaist factory yeah josh antoine was the dance captain for the musical adaptation on
21:03broadway you two went down in flames okay well i'm very sorry to hear that but as our landlord i
21:09think
21:09you should know the original leaseholder of 60 no longer lives there the current tenants are committing
21:15rental fraud those little pitches at where it is problematic but i don't disagree good news i have
21:22an amazing replacement my girlfriend and me we don't smoke we don't own pets we don't have sex we do
21:28we
21:28just don't make a whole thing about it and we can pay the security deposit in cash first month last
21:33month and i get to store my snowboard in the second bedroom yeah it's always a pleasure doing business
21:38with you gentlemen don't think i didn't see that space heater my feet get cold get some socks
21:46it's not a human it's just a piece of meat it's a piece of meat with hopes and dreams no
21:52it's not
21:53helping you are a doctor pretend to be a doctor kel we can all hear you this is very awkward
22:00for us
22:05fine work you've come a long way and that rush you're feeling that's the reason we do this
22:11yeah what if i don't feel anything excuse me yeah like like i just cut this guy open and
22:18i don't feel anything and not in like a like a dexter i'm a serial killer kind of way but
22:22you know
22:22like a i just don't find it fulfilling or even interesting you know like when you cut open an amazon
22:27box and you already know it's printer paper is everything okay are you going to faint yeah no
22:32no i can't carry you out again no no no i think i thought that at some point if i
22:36got good enough
22:37that it would click and i would love it and that's just not happening that's not fair to you guys
22:41or to
22:42you dr desai or to this uncircumcised cadaver so i think i'm just gonna go excuse me
22:50that was weird you did what i quit medical school like quit quit yeah i walked out of the cadaver
22:57lab just got on the six and i guess somewhere along the line i impulse bought this sweatshirt
23:02what's with the big pause be happy for me this is a good thing is it you don't have a
23:06job you're not
23:07in school you're basically a big fat loser bro in a child-sized sweatshirt that explains why the neck
23:12hole is so small but i'm not a loser i'm finally free to pursue my dreams i'm just processing i've
23:17known you since you were 12 and you've never done anything this impulsive i also don't think you've
23:21blinked once since you started talking because my eyes are open to the truth of who i am and your
23:25parents are cool with this i haven't told him yet are you kidding me so that's why you're in such
23:30a
23:30good mood you haven't been murdered by your mom yet i can handle my mom but you two need to
23:34get on board
23:34that's what being friends is all about right we support each other even when it doesn't make sense
23:37like when you dyed your hair to look like machine gun kelly oh yes i was thinking of doing that
23:41again no no
23:42i'll admit you've been miserable and i miss seeing the light in your eyes so congrats and you deserve
23:48to be happy for the 18 hours before your mom finds out and kills you thank you
23:58oh my god is that good or bad you look like such a finance
24:02bitch power suit check no makeup makeup check coach tabby bag check i would give you all my money
24:08to lose in a ponzi scheme they're gonna love you and i like that app that you're styling it's so
24:15artsy it's supposed to be bad oh great you killed it okay wish me luck
24:28listen
24:29listen girl
24:35oh can't you see i'm looking straight
24:39oh
24:50you got this
24:53That's the best girl I am.
25:10Hey, I'm AJ, a new consumer and retail analyst.
25:13You must be our VP, Dilip.
25:15Yes, I emailed you a deal book that needs formatting.
25:17And I would love to do that for you.
25:18Do I have a desk?
25:20Great.
25:20Do I have an email?
25:22You know what?
25:23I will figure it out myself.
25:32You're our first year?
25:33The girl from the lobby.
25:34Wow.
25:35This is incredible.
25:36What a warm welcome.
25:37Hi.
25:37Oh, man, you should be so psyched.
25:39First off, hi.
25:41I'm Davis Bo Bradley Barrett III.
25:43And this is the best day of your life.
25:45You landed on the dream team.
25:46My man Dilip and I, we crush deals.
25:48And don't get me started on Jocelyn.
25:49She is a beast.
25:50Postponed foot surgery three times,
25:52so she didn't miss work.
25:53So she's got that badass cane.
25:55Ruptured Achilles.
25:55It's excruciating, but it's worth it.
25:57I'm happy for you.
25:58How are the MDs?
25:59Oh, there's only one that matters.
26:00Bill Gibson.
26:02The legend.
26:03Bill the Butcher.
26:04Youngest MD ever.
26:05Made three billion before 30.
26:07He also dated a Hadid.
26:08That is just a rumor.
26:09It's not a rumor.
26:10Where is he?
26:12Sorry.
26:13Oh, Bill doesn't work regular hours.
26:15He makes his own rules.
26:16When he's here, you'll know.
26:18He lives in that office.
26:20Wow.
26:20Oh, great.
26:21Can't wait to be useful.
26:22Yeah.
26:26Hey, I know we just met,
26:28but I would really love to
26:32be a resource in your professional toolkit.
26:36I appreciate it.
26:41Oh, okay.
26:45Does anyone know what the password is?
26:48Yeah, I got it.
26:48I got you.
26:49Yeah.
26:52Everyone, attention, please.
26:53Attention.
26:54Meet Josh Teitelbaum.
26:57Yes, that Teitelbaum.
26:59Adding a touch of class to this place.
27:00He's our new production assistant.
27:02Isn't this glamorous?
27:03What?
27:04I think you'll make a wonderful addition.
27:06Um, could we please discuss this in private?
27:09No need, Paula.
27:09It's a done deal.
27:10Well, there were other qualified candidates,
27:13like Elena.
27:14Who's Elena?
27:15I'm Elena.
27:16I've been working here for a year.
27:17I drove you home from your colonoscopy.
27:19Oh, Elena.
27:22Yes, you're great.
27:23You have to understand,
27:24I was very high that day.
27:26Isn't it wonderful?
27:27We can have Elena, the intern,
27:29and Josh both working here.
27:31Paula, let me get him a desk or something.
27:39I brought cupcakes.
27:40Ooh.
27:41Elena, you want to grab us some plates and napkins?
27:47Not a good time.
27:50I know I wasn't your first choice,
27:52but I am smart, I am hardworking,
27:54and I will prove to you that I was the right choice.
27:57Do you want to know how I got this job?
27:59Oh, yes, please.
28:01Love an origin story.
28:02In the early 90s,
28:04things weren't great for women in TV.
28:06I can't imagine.
28:07You probably had to work twice as hard
28:09to rise up the ranks.
28:10I had to work ten times as hard
28:11and still got nowhere,
28:13so I got creative.
28:14I married Wes.
28:16I'm sorry,
28:17you were married to Wes Dryden?
28:19But he's gay,
28:20and so are you.
28:21You've never told me how you identify.
28:24Oh, we're both raging homos.
28:25But back then,
28:26Wes had to look like a family man
28:29for the anchor job,
28:30and I needed to seem sexually palatable
28:32to one man
28:33to earn the respect of other men.
28:36That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
28:37Yeah.
28:38So that's what I had to do.
28:40And to think,
28:42all you had to do
28:43was to say your last name.
28:45I am seeing the discrepancy.
28:47So as long as I'm here,
28:48you will never advance at this show.
28:51And I'm not going anywhere.
28:52I've been on the Blue Zone diet
28:53since Clinton's first term,
28:55so unless that cupcake is made of algae,
28:57you can leave.
29:11Hi, Vanessa.
29:12Where are you?
29:13The fitting starts in 10 minutes.
29:15I'm going to the hospital.
29:17What?
29:17What happened?
29:18I was in a taxi,
29:20and there was stupid fucking gridlock,
29:22so I got out to walk,
29:22and I got hit by a pedicab.
29:24A pedicab?
29:24How?
29:25Those things are like two miles an hour.
29:26I may have been texting
29:28with Loewe's head of PR
29:29and wasn't looking.
29:31Anyway, the point is,
29:32you have to get Austin ready
29:33by yourself.
29:34Me?
29:35Alone?
29:36Oh, fuck my life.
29:37Yes, that's what by yourself means.
29:40God, now I'm panicking.
29:41Can you sedate me, sir?
29:43Like in the movies?
29:45Vanessa, don't worry about it.
29:46I got it.
29:52Hi, does anyone here
29:53have any upper body strength?
29:57Welcome to our first-year
29:59analyst speaker series.
30:02We're thrilled to be talking
30:04with someone who is very hard
30:05to pin down.
30:07Managing director Bill Gibson.
30:13Stop me.
30:14So much is said about the intense
30:17lifestyle of investment makers,
30:19but at Fisherstassen,
30:20we're working hard
30:21to reject that old trope.
30:23So, let's start with
30:25work-life balance.
30:26What's that quote?
30:27No one on their deathbed
30:29ever said they wish
30:30they spent more time
30:31in the office?
30:32Yes, exactly.
30:34Total bullshit.
30:35Look, I'm from bumfuck Oklahoma.
30:37All right?
30:38I was nobody
30:38until I got here.
30:40You mean you found community?
30:41No, fuck community.
30:43I found power.
30:44Look, you ever close
30:45a billion-dollar merger?
30:46It's better than the best
30:47night of sex you ever had.
30:49He's being metaphorical.
30:51No, I'm not.
30:51And it's not about
30:52the expense account
30:53or the drugs,
30:54although those are great too.
30:55It's about the leverage.
30:57That's real power.
30:58And about work-life balance?
30:59If this job were easy,
31:01everyone would do it.
31:02Do you have anything
31:04inspirational you could
31:05impart to our young people?
31:07Yeah.
31:08You're no longer
31:09young people.
31:10You're just people.
31:11And people are either
31:13productive or dead weight.
31:15So if you want to
31:15take off on a Friday
31:16to go to a music festival
31:18or if you want to whine
31:19because your boss
31:20won't let you grow a mustache,
31:21if you're not willing
31:22to sacrifice everything
31:24for this job,
31:26the exit is right there.
31:29Thank you, Bill.
31:30That was such a colorful,
31:32unfiltered perspective.
31:33But remember,
31:34that does not reflect
31:36company values.
31:37Please don't post this.
31:40Thank you so much
31:41for meeting me, Naya.
31:42How's work?
31:43Really good.
31:44It's a great time
31:45to be in plastic surgery.
31:46Literally, everyone hates
31:47how they look,
31:47even hot people.
31:49What's up?
31:51I'm dropping out
31:51of medical school.
31:52You're joking.
31:53Is this because you fainted
31:55in the cadaver lab?
31:56You know about that?
31:57Yes, everyone's talking about it.
31:58It's all over the club.
31:59You read it.
32:00Cal, everyone hates med school
32:01and thinks about dropping out.
32:02You'll get over it.
32:03No, I won't.
32:04I'm miserable.
32:05I don't even want
32:05to be a doctor.
32:07I just really need you
32:08on my side
32:08when I tell mom.
32:09I just need some time
32:10to figure out
32:10what to say
32:11next time I see you.
32:12Oh my God,
32:13you're going to kill me.
32:14What?
32:14Why?
32:14Mom's here.
32:15What?
32:16Well, she called me
32:17and I told her
32:18we were having lunch
32:18so she asked
32:19if she could stop by.
32:20No, I know.
32:20I didn't know.
32:21There are my babies.
32:23Mom.
32:25I didn't know you'd be here.
32:26I love it.
32:28It's so hard to get
32:28both of you together.
32:30You're in surgery.
32:32You're fainting
32:32in the cadaver lab.
32:34Wow, so everyone knows.
32:35But what does it matter?
32:36You're becoming a doctor.
32:40Mom, I'm glad
32:41that you're here.
32:42I didn't think
32:42I'd be telling you this now,
32:43but I don't...
32:43In a second, Kel.
32:44I want to take
32:45our Christmas card photos.
32:46Christmas card photos?
32:47Yes, both of you
32:49in your doctor coats.
32:51It's a festive way
32:52to let our friends
32:53and family know
32:54my children
32:55are more successful
32:56than theirs.
32:57That is what
32:57the holidays are all about.
32:58Now, Kel,
32:59what did you want
33:00to tell me?
33:02That this card rocks.
33:04Let's take this pick.
33:04All right, now.
33:06Get for these people
33:07to move.
33:08Let's do back-to-back.
33:09Bigger smiles.
33:10You love being a doctor.
33:12Yes.
33:18Oh, I've had a horrible day.
33:20My 60-year-old boss
33:21told me she'll outlive me,
33:22and I think I believe her?
33:23I'm sorry to hear that.
33:24I got you Ty
33:25from Fish Cheeks.
33:27My favorite.
33:29You always know
33:30how to make me feel better.
33:34What's up?
33:35Wait, why do you
33:35have your suitcase?
33:36The food is actually
33:37a goodbye gift.
33:39I'm leaving.
33:40What?
33:41Josh, I'm not in love
33:42with you anymore.
33:43Are you kidding me?
33:44I'm getting our neighbors
33:45evicted so we can move
33:47in together.
33:48Well, about that,
33:49it's the craziest thing.
33:50I was looking at an apartment
33:52and just randomly,
33:53the guy who was
33:54showing me the listing,
33:55we just hit it off.
33:58You're leaving me
33:58for a real estate agent?
34:00Well, he's not
34:00just a real estate agent.
34:02Josh, he's a property brother.
34:04I mean, not the one
34:05with Zooey Deschanel
34:05or that guy's twin,
34:06but their younger brother.
34:08You're leaving me
34:09for a non-essential
34:10property brother?
34:11Do not talk
34:12about Eric like that.
34:13Eric?
34:14The fuck?
34:14It was electric
34:15when we met,
34:16and it made me realize
34:17what is missing
34:18in our relationship.
34:19What are we missing?
34:20Well, he's fun
34:21and he isn't embarrassed
34:23that he's rich.
34:24I mean, we will go
34:25to a restaurant
34:26even if the Sultan
34:27of Brunei owns it
34:27or wear leather
34:28without it being
34:29a whole thing.
34:30I'm sorry.
34:30I'm not complicit
34:31in cow genocide.
34:32You know, the irony is
34:33if you met him,
34:34you would love him.
34:36I don't want to hear
34:36about your stupid
34:37fucking realtor boyfriend,
34:38Vivian.
34:38Take your Thai food
34:39and go.
34:44And for what it's worth,
34:46you can keep my Brita.
34:47Eric lets me drink
34:48single-use plastics.
34:50Congratulations,
34:51you're dating a monster.
34:55Yeah, I'm not doing
34:56a spray tan.
34:57It's the Independent
34:58Spirit Awards,
34:59not the VMAs.
35:00I mean, would Paul Mezcal
35:01do a spray tan?
35:03Oh, it's his guy.
35:05Yeah, all right,
35:05let's do it.
35:06Okay, gotta go.
35:08Yeah, can we just
35:09make this fast?
35:09Sure, I'm Abby.
35:12I'm filling in for Vanessa
35:13who is indisposed.
35:15Who's Vanessa?
35:17She's your stylist.
35:18Oh, the tiny grouchy woman?
35:20Mm-hmm.
35:20Cool.
35:21What are we wearing?
35:23Uh, here we go.
35:28I know.
35:33Let me know
35:33if you need any help
35:34getting into it.
35:38Vanessa loves this for you.
35:40It's, uh,
35:41this designer blemished.
35:42They're European,
35:43very avant-garde.
35:47Oh, I love it.
35:48It's, uh,
35:50such a choice.
35:51Oh, yeah?
35:52I mean, I think
35:52we can both agree
35:53this is horrible,
35:54but it doesn't matter.
35:56Fashion is not important.
35:59What?
36:00Fashion's not,
36:01not important
36:02just because
36:02you don't understand it.
36:03Oh, are you seriously
36:04trying to tell me
36:05this is a normal,
36:05cool way to dress?
36:06I look like
36:07a time-traveling stripper.
36:08Okay.
36:08I agree that maybe
36:09it's a little over-the-top.
36:11I didn't get into acting
36:12to make a fashion statement.
36:14And it's about the work,
36:15not what I wear.
36:16Are you going to keep
36:17making these little sounds?
36:18I just, I'm sorry,
36:19if it is just about the work,
36:21then why do red carpets exist?
36:23Because if the audience
36:23is into the fashion,
36:25they're way more likely
36:25to see your movie.
36:26Fair enough.
36:27But I still don't like the suit,
36:28so unless you have something else
36:29that I can wear,
36:30Miss Fashion Justice Warrior,
36:31I'm going to rock
36:32my t-shirt and jeans.
36:34Okay, wait.
36:34Wait, I, I,
36:35I might have something for you.
36:38Most of this rack is garbage,
36:39but it's not something good in.
36:41Are you sure about that color?
36:43I'm going to look like a pomegranate.
36:44It's Dolce & Gabbana.
36:48Colin Farrell's worn them.
36:49Colin Farrell?
36:50Mm-hmm.
36:52Really?
36:52All right.
36:53Long try.
37:09Not tonight, Reapers!
37:12What the hell?
37:13Davis?
37:14Why did you do that?
37:15Why are you following me?
37:17I'm not.
37:17I'm walking home.
37:18Home?
37:19Where?
37:19Right here.
37:20I'm 6C.
37:21I'm 6C?
37:22Oh, my God.
37:23Do you live with Josh
37:24and that hot guy
37:25who's obsessed with my roommate?
37:26I think people consider me
37:27the hot one, but yes.
37:28Oh, my God, my eyes!
37:30I'm sorry, Davis.
37:31Is there anything I can do?
37:32It's fine.
37:32It's fine.
37:33It's fine.
37:33I'm fine.
37:33Okay.
37:34Sorry again.
37:35Stressful day.
37:36May I ask,
37:38is Bill, like,
37:39forgiving and chill?
37:40No.
37:41No, not at all.
37:42There's a reason
37:42your analyst job was open.
37:44He fired the previous girl
37:45because he didn't like
37:45how she spelled her name.
37:46Erica with a K?
37:47It's not even that weird
37:48of a way to spell Erica.
37:50And what if someone at work
37:52called him, like,
37:53an asshole?
37:54He'd kill them
37:55and fire them.
37:56In that order.
37:57Oh, God.
37:57And all I wanted was
37:58for one person at work
37:59to like me.
38:02I like you.
38:06I mean,
38:07it means slightly less
38:08because you seem
38:09to like everyone.
38:11Guilty,
38:11but I usually don't feel
38:13that way about people
38:14who just pepper sprayed me,
38:15so you're good.
38:19Anyways,
38:20I'm going to go in
38:20and rinse my eyes
38:21just to make sure
38:21I'm not blind.
38:22Of course.
38:23So sorry again.
38:24Good luck.
38:31Oh, my God.
38:32You look so good.
38:34Really?
38:34Yeah.
38:35It's pretty red.
38:36It suits you.
38:37People are going to lose it
38:38when they see you play
38:38that dying guy
38:39that ends up
38:39with Ana de Armas.
38:40You Googled my movie.
38:42Yeah, of course I did.
38:43The work is important, too.
38:45Almost as important
38:46as the fashion.
38:47Okay, well,
38:48take it off.
38:48I need to steam it.
38:54Were you just checking me out?
38:56What?
38:56No, absolutely not.
38:58That is so unprofessional.
38:59I would never.
39:01That's too bad.
39:17We're at Theater Twinsburg.
39:19This is such a fucking good costume.
39:23Takeout for agent.
39:25I know you are sad,
39:26but it is time to pay.
39:29Shh.
39:30I left my wallet upstairs.
39:32Can I Venmo you?
39:33Venmo?
39:34This is a restaurant.
39:35We are not roommates
39:36with a shared utility bill.
39:37I'll just run up and grab it.
39:38I cannot let you leave.
39:39Hey, man.
39:40I just had my heart shattered
39:42an hour ago.
39:43I don't know if that's ever happened to you.
39:44No.
39:45I have never been dumped.
39:46Okay.
39:46Well, can you give me a break
39:47and let me run upstairs
39:48and get the money?
39:49I can pay.
39:50I have cash.
39:50No.
39:51Absolutely not.
39:52She is a good thing.
39:53Oh, we are not.
39:56You really didn't need to do that.
39:57You know, I had it covered.
39:58You shouldn't rip off small businesses.
40:00That's not okay.
40:01I wasn't doing that.
40:02I love small business.
40:03You can just say thank you.
40:06Great.
40:07Gonna get my food.
40:08Wait.
40:09Hold on.
40:11Have you met before?
40:13Well, um, yeah.
40:14I live across the hall.
40:16No, no, no.
40:16Like, before that.
40:17You seemed so familiar.
40:21Well, maybe your conscience
40:22wants you to be nicer to me.
40:25There.
40:27Thanks.
40:27Again.
40:28I'll pay you back.
40:30Sweet.
40:37Hey, Antoine,
40:38forget what we said
40:39about the girls in 60.
40:40My bad.
40:43Hey, can you talk tomorrow?
40:45I might need a job.
40:48Oh, my God.
40:50What happened to you?
40:51I was just pepper sprayed.
40:53Why are you smiling?
40:55Because I just met
40:57the woman of my dreams.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:07AJ, Austin wore an outfit.
41:08I style today.
41:10And yes, Vanessa
41:10may kill me tomorrow.
41:12But wait.
41:14What's wrong?
41:16You know that asshole
41:17I told off at the coffee cart?
41:19Yeah.
41:19That was awesome.
41:20I love when you rage out on randoms.
41:21Well,
41:22turns out
41:23he's actually incredible
41:25and brilliant
41:26and my boss.
41:28And the second he sees me again,
41:29he's gonna fire me.
41:32Oh, shit.
41:34Oh, shit.