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00:00:03The Man of The Dead
00:00:04Rajdaa!
00:00:05Rajdaa!
00:00:06Rajdaa!
00:00:06Aaj tu mar ne vale o!
00:00:10Aaaaah!
00:00:12Aaaaah!
00:00:13Aaaaaah!
00:00:22Aaaaah!
00:00:25Aaaaah!
00:00:26Aaaaah!
00:00:27No!
00:00:30No!
00:00:32No!
00:00:32No!
00:00:32No!
00:00:33No!
00:00:35No!
00:00:46No!
00:00:49No!
00:00:50No!
00:00:51That's too near?
00:00:53No!
00:00:54No!
00:01:09Okay, okay, okay. It was barely a betrayal.
00:01:11That second one was a dream, like a Bollywood dream.
00:01:13That doesn't even count.
00:01:14Dreams are just the future and flashbacks.
00:01:16Okay, look, you're my priority. I'm not gonna let you go to jail.
00:01:18I'm your priority? Ha, that's rich.
00:01:24Reza!
00:01:24What's up, buddy?
00:01:25Oh, you need the down payment.
00:01:27Today!
00:01:28There's some lunch?
00:01:29With other board members?
00:01:30Hey, buddy, I gotta go. I'll call you back.
00:01:33See? I'm all in.
00:01:34I'll believe it when I see it. Dude, my trial is in less than two weeks.
00:01:37I'm gonna go to jail, Mir. Tick-tock, dude.
00:01:39Okay, okay, I got it.
00:01:40All right, all we have to do is find out who really killed Emmett,
00:01:43and then you'll be good.
00:01:44All right, we just gotta keep searching.
00:01:45Oh, do you still have that kill Emmett map?
00:01:47You know, like your murder vision board.
00:01:49Do I still have it?
00:01:50Yeah, like the one with the yarn.
00:01:52It's on the dining table.
00:01:53Oh.
00:01:55Oh, my God.
00:01:56I'm actually pretty impressed.
00:01:58We have some violent reverse poetry.
00:02:01Yeah, they call me the roomie of vengeance.
00:02:03I bet they do.
00:02:04What'd you find in Emmett's work locker?
00:02:06What the fuck is a work locker?
00:02:10Oh, God!
00:02:11That's the smell!
00:02:13All right, some male pattern baldness shit he's clearly never used.
00:02:16Oh, surprising amount of Viagra.
00:02:18Um...
00:02:18Oh, what's this?
00:02:20All right.
00:02:21A bunch of photos of him and Ellie?
00:02:24Eagles game.
00:02:24Eagles game.
00:02:25Just the two of them?
00:02:27Gatsby themed parties.
00:02:28Historic tour of the Titanic.
00:02:29Titanic!
00:02:30Do you think they were banging?
00:02:32Oh, you know what?
00:02:33Sabare told me that Emmett and Ellie are tight.
00:02:35God, drugs have really fried your brain.
00:02:36We gotta go, see what Ellie knows.
00:02:38Why don't we just call him?
00:02:39Right.
00:02:40Of course.
00:02:41Like all great detectives.
00:02:42Matlock would call ahead of time and be like,
00:02:44hey, just check it in, I'm gonna interrogate you!
00:02:45You don't watch Mala.
00:02:46Yes, I do.
00:02:47I watch everything Kathy Bates does.
00:02:49She's a national treasure.
00:02:50Okay, whatever.
00:02:50Call Lucky, let her know.
00:02:51I don't need to call mommy every time I have a problem.
00:02:53I'm a grown ass man.
00:02:55What is wrong with you today?
00:02:56I've called her five times since she sent me the voicemail.
00:02:58Thanks for coming here with me.
00:03:00This really helps me when I'm in a funk.
00:03:02Oh, I'm excited.
00:03:03I've never really done acupuncture.
00:03:05You think it's gonna help with the shooting pain I have
00:03:07when you do this?
00:03:08Okay, but Lucky, here's the thing.
00:03:10This isn't really my acupuncturist.
00:03:14This is couples therapy.
00:03:17Therapy?
00:03:18I'm out.
00:03:19No, wait.
00:03:20Just stay.
00:03:20I don't have to be stabbed.
00:03:21Just try it out.
00:03:21I want this to work.
00:03:23This is gonna help us be really honest with each other.
00:03:26Just don't say who we are, what we do, or who we work with.
00:03:28Hi, I'm Dr. Alana Iverson.
00:03:30No relation.
00:03:31That I know of, or he'll admit to.
00:03:38Please, Lucky.
00:03:44You will never fix me.
00:03:46Okay, Lucky Auntie's not calling me back.
00:03:47But you know what?
00:03:48We got this.
00:03:48We'll be fine.
00:03:48We can be, you know, like a duo, like Utley and Rollins,
00:03:51or Saquon Barkley, and...
00:03:52The fuck me felon.
00:03:53Take it out.
00:03:54400K.
00:03:55You think the fuck me felon should post with those balloons
00:03:57that say pouring a K on him?
00:03:58You know those shiny ones?
00:03:59Why are you talking in the third person?
00:04:00You think I should get an agent?
00:04:01I think it'll really help me get a book deal in prison.
00:04:03You are not gonna go to prison.
00:04:04Okay, just follow my lead.
00:04:05Hit the doorbell.
00:04:06Come on.
00:04:09Mir!
00:04:09Raj!
00:04:10Chiefs, uh, what's going on?
00:04:11Ali!
00:04:12How are you?
00:04:13We're just doing a bit of a quarterly check-in.
00:04:14Do you mind if I step in?
00:04:15Uh, maybe not right now.
00:04:17My wife is cooking, and she really doesn't like surprise guests.
00:04:20No.
00:04:21Way.
00:04:22The fuck me felon at my door?
00:04:24Oh, my God.
00:04:25You are even more gorgeous in person.
00:04:27My fairy smoke book club is gonna die over this.
00:04:29Please, uh, come in.
00:04:30Have some jives.
00:04:31Ali, move.
00:04:32I'm definitely getting an agent.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36How are you?
00:04:36Welcome.
00:04:37Hello.
00:04:38Hello.
00:04:39Close the door.
00:04:43Oh, should've worn better socks.
00:04:45Boy, keep mine white and tight.
00:04:46Like your fruit of the looms.
00:04:48I stopped wearing those.
00:05:00Raj Dhar is mocking me.
00:05:02You shouldn't have liked his post.
00:05:03The election is two weeks away, and we haven't collared my nemesis.
00:05:07Seize.
00:05:08This is panic mode, Carl.
00:05:09Got it.
00:05:10Fuck!
00:05:11Yeah, that's the energy I'm looking for.
00:05:13We need to use the arrest warrant we have for the Sugar Palace.
00:05:15It's time to tighten the screws on Lucky's boy toy.
00:05:17You think that's the best route?
00:05:18He's the weakest link, you flippin' jolly rancher.
00:05:21He laundered money for every cool kid in Philly, including the Dhar,
00:05:23so he'll be getting the money laundering and turn-off.
00:05:27Haven't you seen The Departed?
00:05:28It's in my queue.
00:05:29It's Blake Lively's finest work.
00:05:31We can get into the casino by tomorrow.
00:05:32No, we need it now, Carl.
00:05:34Today.
00:05:35Panic mode.
00:05:35And we need hard evidence this time.
00:05:37It's too risky to pull a frame job like the one I did on Joey Tomatoes.
00:05:41I told you about that, right?
00:05:42Many, many times, sir.
00:05:43He planted the murder weapon in the glove compartment.
00:05:46Then you contacted a cop.
00:05:47Like all the guns.
00:05:47Who then did a routine traffic stop and then found-
00:05:49Oh, there's a gun!
00:05:50He planted murder weapon.
00:05:54It's chive o'clock.
00:05:55Um, because you ordered extra chives.
00:05:57You know I'm intermittent fasting.
00:05:59I would fire you.
00:06:00But I have something very important for you to do.
00:06:05I need you to return these clothes to J. Crew.
00:06:11And don't let those fuckers stick me with a store credit this time.
00:06:14Yes, sir.
00:06:20Okay.
00:06:22Please, move slower.
00:06:24I'm sorry.
00:06:26I'll bring some snacks.
00:06:29You guys want some chai?
00:06:31Uh, yeah, thanks.
00:06:33I'm good.
00:06:34All right.
00:06:36Look, Ali, you've been a very valuable asset at Darko.
00:06:39And we really wanna-
00:06:40You were best friends with that piece of shit Amad.
00:06:43We weren't that close.
00:06:44And why was he at your nine-year anniversary one month before he was killed?
00:06:48The Gatsby-themed party for a ninth anniversary is very weird.
00:06:51Fine, he was an asshole, but he was my asshole.
00:06:53That doesn't excuse what he did to your dad, but maybe he got what he deserved.
00:06:57We need to find Amad's real killer.
00:07:01Why would I know anything about that shit?
00:07:03Shit!
00:07:04This chai's too sweet.
00:07:09He's lying.
00:07:11Yeah.
00:07:11This chai is perfect.
00:07:17What brought you two here?
00:07:18He tricked me.
00:07:20Told me you were an acupuncturist.
00:07:21I think she has a codependent relationship with her two surrogate sons.
00:07:27Stop it!
00:07:30It's giving me the ick.
00:07:32The ick?
00:07:33You baby them.
00:07:34Raj, I'm so sorry you got arrested for murder.
00:07:37I wish I could help you.
00:07:38Murder?
00:07:38It's, um, symbolic.
00:07:41Not a murder murder, but just a murder.
00:07:43A light murdering.
00:07:45No, I need to remind you that if there is a serious threat to someone's life, I will need to
00:07:49report this, Gerald.
00:07:50Gerald?
00:07:52It's a nickname.
00:07:56Enough of this shit.
00:07:58Here's what's gonna happen.
00:08:00We're gonna talk freely and you are not gonna repeat shit, okay?
00:08:05Alright.
00:08:05No, this is fine.
00:08:06Can we just do this another time?
00:08:08We'll have you guys over.
00:08:10Just, just not, not right now.
00:08:11Dude, we need to find out who killed Emma, cause I didn't do it.
00:08:14Of course you didn't.
00:08:15Look, we would love to go, honestly, but we can't.
00:08:18You know?
00:08:19Cause we haven't had any mid-tie yet.
00:08:20Right.
00:08:21Everyone knows my wife's sweets are mid at best.
00:08:24Mid?
00:08:25Not the rich coming from a solid four.
00:08:28Sit down.
00:08:28Yes, ma'am.
00:08:30Can I please talk to you in the kitchen again?
00:08:32Yeah, sure, whatever.
00:08:33I'll be back.
00:08:34Alright.
00:08:36I'll be waiting.
00:08:36Okay.
00:08:40Ali's acting insanely weird, okay?
00:08:42Rushing us out.
00:08:43Accepting my no about the chai?
00:08:45That's insane.
00:08:46Everyone knows there's a back and forth, okay?
00:08:47I say, no.
00:08:48He says, I have to.
00:08:49I say, no.
00:08:49He says, please, please, it'll bring shame to my family.
00:08:51I say, no, I can't do whole milk.
00:08:52He says, no, it's please.
00:08:53It's no Takalu.
00:08:53And then I'm drinking 16 cups of chai.
00:08:55You thinking what I'm thinking?
00:08:57Ali's lying about Ali's.
00:08:58Ali's lying about Ali's.
00:08:58What did you say?
00:08:59What were we talking about?
00:09:00Something is going on, okay?
00:09:02We can't prove it.
00:09:03Yes, we can.
00:09:04Look.
00:09:04A-S-S.
00:09:05Amen.
00:09:06Sadiq Saeed.
00:09:07Holy shit.
00:09:08Yeah.
00:09:09Those are Amen's troubles, not Ali's.
00:09:11What do you think this means?
00:09:13Ali killed Amen.
00:09:21Hello.
00:09:22I have a warrant.
00:09:24What the fuck, man?
00:09:25Leave no stone unturned, boys.
00:09:27We need names and numbers.
00:09:35Is that a Herman Miller with advanced lumbar support?
00:09:37I've always wanted one of those.
00:09:38We should take it for evidence.
00:09:40Well, gosh darn it, Pam.
00:09:42Now there's dice on the floor.
00:09:43Hey, boss, you better get down to the office right now.
00:09:46You know, my mom told me not to marry a Punjabi.
00:09:48I should have listened.
00:09:49Well, my mom told me not to marry a Cindy,
00:09:50so suck on that.
00:09:51My mom's racist, too.
00:09:52This isn't a racist mom's competition,
00:09:54but mine's better at it anyway.
00:09:55Oh, yeah?
00:09:55Because she's a little bitch,
00:09:56just like you.
00:10:00I'm going outside before my hemorrhoid flares up.
00:10:03Gross.
00:10:05You really think Ali killed the Emmeth?
00:10:06Yes, like 100%.
00:10:07What do we do?
00:10:08I don't know, man.
00:10:09We gotta find, like, a murder weapon,
00:10:10or, I don't know,
00:10:11a list of debts Emmeth owed,
00:10:12or, like, a laptop with sensitive information.
00:10:14I don't know, man.
00:10:15I'm just spitballing.
00:10:15Fuck.
00:10:17I just need more time to search around
00:10:19and find something we can use.
00:10:20Okay, I'm gonna keep looking.
00:10:21You distract her with your hot bod that people like.
00:10:23How many people like it?
00:10:25400,000.
00:10:26You're fucking right.
00:10:27I'm a fucking felon.
00:10:29Raj and Mir, they're idiots.
00:10:31Only I can say that.
00:10:32You know, why don't we just end it right here, okay?
00:10:34This is why I don't make the business in pleasure.
00:10:36I don't either, but you beguiled me.
00:10:39I put on a motorcycle jacket
00:10:41that I did not want to wear,
00:10:43and I knew it was gonna make me look insane.
00:10:46Talk about the ink.
00:10:47I paid a million dollars to bail Raj out for murder.
00:10:52There you go.
00:10:53That's where I wanted to be,
00:10:54paying a million dollars.
00:10:56Sorry, I don't have the luxury of hiding them away
00:10:58like you do with your daughter, okay?
00:11:00It's their cocaine empire.
00:11:01I'm gonna have to advise them.
00:11:02Oh, my God.
00:11:07I am so sorry.
00:11:09Please don't kill me.
00:11:10I'm not gonna kill you.
00:11:11We need help.
00:11:13Okay.
00:11:16Thanks for coming back, Dr. Iverson.
00:11:18I feel like we were really getting somewhere.
00:11:21Yeah, definitely.
00:11:23I think I'm just gonna take a Benzo if that's okay.
00:11:26What do we need?
00:11:28Probably gonna need three.
00:11:31Okay.
00:11:32Where were we?
00:11:33Right, cocaine empire and murder.
00:11:35Hmm.
00:11:35Hmm.
00:11:46Ooh, reticinal roofs.
00:11:47I love this shit.
00:11:50Hey, Reza.
00:11:51How are you, dude?
00:11:52Listen, can we push that lunch, like, later?
00:11:54We can do it like Barcelona style, okay?
00:11:55I promise I'll bring the deposit.
00:11:56Let me stop you there.
00:11:58Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:11:59Listen, I can't do a FaceTime right now, okay?
00:12:01But our top board member, Meredith, wants to talk to you.
00:12:05Say hi.
00:12:06Oh, hi, Meredith.
00:12:07You look stunning.
00:12:08You didn't tell me how beautiful your hair was.
00:12:10Oh, you're sweet.
00:12:11Now, are you bringing the down payment to lunch,
00:12:13or do I have to eat all this lobster salad without you?
00:12:16You siren, you.
00:12:17I'm gonna...
00:12:18Mir.
00:12:19Mir!
00:12:20You still there?
00:12:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:22There was, like, an earthquake racking, you know what I mean?
00:12:24How was I supposed to know those two idiots were gonna show up?
00:12:27I'll give birth to them.
00:12:28We're good.
00:12:30Yes.
00:12:30I'll do it now.
00:12:36You're so kind.
00:12:37Not many people offered to help around here.
00:12:39Well, you shouldn't have to clean up that mess alone.
00:12:43Um, nice helping you out.
00:12:47You should probably go find your husband.
00:12:49Sometimes it's lonelier to be with someone than to be alone.
00:12:53You know?
00:12:57Should we take some pics?
00:12:59Yes!
00:13:01Come on, Mir.
00:13:02Just wait for my signal.
00:13:04I'll let you know when it's time.
00:13:06Okay.
00:13:07Ali!
00:13:07Where's the camera?
00:13:08What camera?
00:13:09Why do you need a camera?
00:13:10I'm gonna take pics with Raj.
00:13:11Some of you from book club think she's hot shit because she has a selfie with Jay Shetty.
00:13:14Have the fuck me fell into my house, ho.
00:13:16Oh, yeah.
00:13:17Yeah, okay.
00:13:18DSLR is probably in here.
00:13:19Who needs a DSLR?
00:13:20Let's go take photos outside with our camera phones because we all have him.
00:13:24And look at the natural light outside.
00:13:25It's so beautiful.
00:13:26Come on.
00:13:26I'll take my clothes off for you guys.
00:13:28Oh, I'm gonna go change my bra.
00:13:29Great.
00:13:29Ali, you should come too, man.
00:13:30Take the photo.
00:13:31You know, he can put oil on my body.
00:13:33It'll be great.
00:13:36But why do you want to be so protective of these baby boys?
00:13:39They didn't even come out of your, uh, their father pulled me out of a life of darkness
00:13:45and gave me a life, you know?
00:13:47You got this.
00:13:53So I vowed to, um, always, you know, return the favor and protect and care for his sons,
00:14:01no matter what.
00:14:03You know, I was the one who told them that their mother died as kids.
00:14:07And that was heartbreaking.
00:14:09And now that their Baba's gone, I can't abandon them.
00:14:16Damn it.
00:14:17Oh, she is not getting out of my breakthrough.
00:14:25Here you go, kitty.
00:14:27Move!
00:14:28Let's go!
00:14:29What'd I miss?
00:14:31We gotta get the fuck out of here.
00:14:32I heard Ali saying he wants to kill us.
00:14:33Is that why you left me in here with Aisha for so long?
00:14:35I'm sick of objectifying myself, dude.
00:14:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:38Everyone wants to jack you off.
00:14:39It's tough.
00:14:40Just get a weapon, okay?
00:14:41We gotta go.
00:14:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:14:43I got that all the way in Hetherabad.
00:14:44Come on, leave.
00:14:45You better put your fucking hands up right now, man.
00:14:47Guys, can we talk about this?
00:14:49Hey, we tried talking to you.
00:14:50You lied to us.
00:14:51Step the fuck off!
00:14:53Okay.
00:14:54Okay, you're gonna kill us now?
00:14:56Just like you killed Emmeth.
00:14:57I killed Emmeth?
00:14:59Oh, hell no.
00:15:00I'm not going down for Emmeth.
00:15:02Aisha, Manny John.
00:15:04Yeah?
00:15:05Tell him to put the gun down.
00:15:06We can clear my name together.
00:15:09You wanna clear your name?
00:15:10Yeah.
00:15:11Then why don't I just give you Emmeth himself?
00:15:13What?
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:14He's been hiding out in our house.
00:15:15Excuse me?
00:15:16Aisha!
00:15:17What the fuck?
00:15:18Yes, okay.
00:15:18And he is the worst house guest ever.
00:15:21He was supposed to give us 30k to hide out for one night.
00:15:23And now he's like, I'll Venmo you.
00:15:24I'll Venmo you.
00:15:25You know he has all of his calls on speakers?
00:15:27You run the full wash load for one shirt.
00:15:29And he has the audacity to tell me that my food is too salty.
00:15:32Okay.
00:15:32Then you cook, bitch!
00:15:36Hey, you pussies!
00:15:42Holy shit.
00:15:46Come on, man.
00:15:47He's getting away.
00:15:47Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:15:49I'm shoehorned like a little.
00:15:50Shit.
00:15:51I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:15:54I hate you.
00:15:55I hate you more.
00:15:57Let's fuck on the counter.
00:15:58Yeah.
00:16:03Let's go over there.
00:16:05There he is.
00:16:08We gotta take our shoes off, right?
00:16:09Oh my god, man.
00:16:12Oh!
00:16:13Dude, I went to fattening you.
00:16:14You hang up on us?
00:16:15You're bailing on the down payment.
00:16:17Come on!
00:16:18I'm sorry, dude.
00:16:19My brother needs me.
00:16:19Bye.
00:16:25Got you, bitch.
00:16:26Got you, bitch.
00:16:32Don't play dead again.
00:16:40Check and mint.
00:16:42I got it.
00:16:43I got it, I got it.
00:16:43This is the best idea I've ever had.
00:16:45Gerald?
00:16:45You're threatened.
00:16:47That.
00:16:47Oh my god, I'm a genius.
00:16:48Even if Meera and Raj were completely independent,
00:16:50you would hate them because Lucky loves them.
00:16:53You're welcome.
00:16:54You want me to give up everything,
00:16:55and you don't even make room for me on your nightstand.
00:16:58There is nowhere to put my sleeping gun.
00:16:59Oh, that is so wrong.
00:17:00She needs to feel safe.
00:17:02And you?
00:17:03You are hyper-capable.
00:17:05I am.
00:17:07Always worried about everyone else,
00:17:08but what do you really want?
00:17:11No one has ever asked me that before.
00:17:13That's because I'm Dr. Alana motherfucking Iverson.
00:17:17Alan was named after me,
00:17:18so tell me what do you want?
00:17:24I want it all.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:26I want money.
00:17:28I want power.
00:17:31I want safety for me and mine.
00:17:35I don't want a seat at the table.
00:17:36Oh, fuck it!
00:17:37I want to own the table!
00:17:39Lucky's table!
00:17:41Yes!
00:17:42Two seats at Lucky's table, please.
00:17:45Those boys are holding you down, and you know it.
00:17:48We can have it all.
00:17:51Anybody else hot?
00:17:53Are you asking me to choose between you and the boys?
00:17:57No.
00:17:58I'm making you choose between what you've always wanted
00:18:00and being stuck with taking care of two grown men.
00:18:05That's the deal I'm offering.
00:18:07Take the deal, bitch!
00:18:09Take the deal, bitch.
00:18:10You know, they do need to grow up and actually start doing things on their own.
00:18:14Well, that's our time!
00:18:16Thank you so much, Dr. Iverson.
00:18:17That was very productive.
00:18:19No problem, Gerald.
00:18:19See you out there.
00:18:21Thank you, Doctor.
00:18:22Yeah.
00:18:23If you say anything about this, I will kill you.
00:18:25Yeah, no.
00:18:26I'd love to get some more of that Coke if you have any left.
00:18:29I got you a go.
00:18:33This doesn't count towards your deductible, by the way.
00:18:36I can't believe you faked your own debt.
00:18:38It was the only way I could get out.
00:18:41And thanks to my mate at the morgue for giving me a dead body I could burn as a decoy.
00:18:46Sacrificing half a toe provided enough DNA to convince those idiot cops it was me.
00:18:51A penny on you?
00:18:52Well, that was just the cherry on top.
00:18:55You're such a little bitch.
00:18:58I'm the bitch.
00:19:00A bitch with a gun is still a bitch.
00:19:02Bitch.
00:19:03Maybe I'm just a criminal mastermind, and you are a cocky little roach.
00:19:13You showed up.
00:19:15I got you.
00:19:16Tiffin' the tiffin'?
00:19:17Tiffin' the tiffin'.
00:19:19Alright, let's get this all out of here.
00:19:21Come on.
00:19:22How's your shin?
00:19:24It's fine, why?
00:19:24Yeah, I saw you in shit.
00:19:26Oh, yeah, I saw you get taken out by an 85-year-old.
00:19:28You know I have a gun in my pocket.
00:19:29I'm genuinely concerned about that.
00:19:31Therapy isn't that bad.
00:19:33Well, the gun and drug taking certainly amped up the session.
00:19:36So what do you think?
00:19:38You gonna take the deal, bish?
00:19:40I think I am going to take the deal, bish.
00:19:44Let's always be honest with each other, okay?
00:19:47Always.
00:19:56What's wrong?
00:19:57Oh.
00:19:58Nothing.
00:19:59I just missed a manicure appointment.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:02Is there something wrong on your end?
00:20:03No.
00:20:05But I should go.
00:20:06Yeah.
00:20:06Yeah, I should go.
00:20:07Yeah.
00:20:09Shut up.
00:20:10Shut up.
00:20:10God, he's squirming so much.
00:20:12Stop.
00:20:13Stop moving.
00:20:14Just make sure he tight, tight.
00:20:16All right.
00:20:18Surprise.
00:20:19What?
00:20:20Absolute fuck?
00:20:22Yeah, he is not dead.
00:20:23This thing won't die, huh?
00:20:26Fuck you!
00:20:26There it is.
00:20:27Still an asshole.
00:20:28We got him.
00:20:30Together.
00:20:31I am so proud of both of you.
00:20:34Never should have doubted you.
00:20:35But now, I get to sweep the floor with this piece of shit.
00:20:43Lock the doors.
00:20:44Yep.
00:20:49We have torn apart this entire office.
00:20:52And the only thing we know is that Max Sugar is a Yankees fan.
00:20:59That's all we got.
00:21:02A Yankees fan in Philadelphia.
00:21:12Why aren't you moving, Mickey Mantle?
00:21:24Well, butter Mike toast and call me breakfast.
00:21:27We just hit the mother mode.
00:21:47Why aren't youבר?
00:21:49What's the reduced number four?
00:21:56Am agency and calling people.
00:21:57They are—
00:22:10How did the Bolivians react to the news?
00:22:12Oh, not well.
00:22:14But they're dead now, Saul.
00:22:15Who cares?
00:22:17I'm a girl.
00:22:18I'm a civil woman.
00:22:19You betray me, I play you.
00:22:21I'll be sure to remember that.
00:22:26Backyard, 20 minutes.
00:22:27My band is doing a musical rendition of Tibetan Book of the Dead.
00:22:30Can't wait.
00:22:31Mir, have you heard back from Wattenbeta?
00:22:33Not yet.
00:22:34I got accepted into my safety school, Drexel, but if I have to go there, I'll probably kill myself.
00:22:37You gotta manifest it, man.
00:22:39That's how we sold 20 tickets at our last show.
00:22:40Nobody gives a shit about your band.
00:22:41It's Maroon 5 or nothing.
00:22:43Nerd.
00:22:43Oh, and Baba wants to see you downstairs and talk about, like, a business expansion or something.
00:22:47Duty course.
00:22:48Oh, he's talking about Lucky Auntie.
00:22:54Don't be jealous.
00:22:55He loves us both.
00:22:56Yeah, right.
00:22:57That's what I say to Mir all the time about Baba.
00:22:59Dude, shut up.
00:23:00You shut up.
00:23:01You're so dumb.
00:23:02I can't wait to go to college and never talk to you ever again.
00:23:03I swear to you.
00:23:04Once I start having sex, Mir.
00:23:06Where did it all go so wrong?
00:23:32Oh, refreshing.
00:23:34I was parched.
00:23:35Since you won't admit to the Delhi robberies, I'm going to disembowel you using a butter knife.
00:23:41Okay, hold on.
00:23:42Hold on.
00:23:42Just think about this for a second, okay?
00:23:44Okay.
00:23:44If you kill Emmet, we can't prove that Raj didn't do it.
00:23:46Look, look, look.
00:23:47Reza said we can pitch to the butter knife if I can prove that Raj is innocent.
00:23:49Now we can.
00:23:50Come on.
00:23:51Oh, fine.
00:23:53I'll stop.
00:23:55Starting now.
00:23:57Can we talk?
00:23:58Yes, please.
00:23:59Look, if we take Emmet to the police, he'll probably write us out.
00:24:01But we can get his whole confession on team.
00:24:04It's not a plan.
00:24:04We can't keep him here forever.
00:24:05He's Corpus.
00:24:07You've heard of prison muscles?
00:24:08I have prison brains.
00:24:09That's a great idea.
00:24:10That's great.
00:24:11Let me rehearse.
00:24:12My name's Amet Saeed, and the Darko Douches store their Coke at 42 Vampire Boulevard.
00:24:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay.
00:24:20Sometimes actors just need help finding their motivation.
00:24:25There you go, baby.
00:24:26Wait, are you judgy boarding him?
00:24:28It's getting chained.
00:24:29It's a little bit of spicy judgy for this hot blood bastard.
00:24:33Emmet, you're going to get on tape, and you're going to say you're on a digital detox,
00:24:35and you don't know about anything, and that Raj is innocent.
00:24:38Just fucking do it, man.
00:24:39We have so much more judgy in the store, nobody ever buys this shit.
00:24:42Okay, I'll do it.
00:24:45But you're going to promise me on Barbara's grave that you don't kill me.
00:24:49And give me $500,000 so I can set up a new life in a different country.
00:24:55Okay, deal.
00:24:55I'm going to go to the sugar palace and get the cash from Max.
00:24:57You're going to have it today.
00:24:58Max?
00:24:59Sugar?
00:25:02Yeah.
00:25:02Oh, dear Lord.
00:25:03Tell me you're not using that cream to clean your cash.
00:25:12Andrew Chadwater.
00:25:14I see you've made yourself at home.
00:25:16Can I offer you a drink?
00:25:17Tequila?
00:25:18Whiskey?
00:25:19Milk?
00:25:19Neat.
00:25:20We don't have milk.
00:25:21Oh, he's a vile, shady fucking scumbag.
00:25:25And that's saying something coming from me.
00:25:27So what brings you here?
00:25:29Low-on campaign funds?
00:25:30What can I do for you?
00:25:31I need everything you have on the DARS, and I need it today.
00:25:33You've got to be careful, man, because that's Lucky's boyfriend.
00:25:36You'll have a partner at a certain age?
00:25:38At what point does it turn from boyfriend to man-friend?
00:25:40We never talk about that.
00:25:41Yeah.
00:25:41It doesn't matter, okay?
00:25:42They're old and they're fucking...
00:25:43A lot.
00:25:44If you want to play games with me, Andy, you've got to have the cards.
00:25:47Oh, well, my cards have every name you've ever laundered for.
00:25:51Yeah, your little bobbleheads were quite talkative.
00:25:56Ha ha ha!
00:25:58He put you away for a long time.
00:26:00Ha ha ha!
00:26:02What are you laughing at?
00:26:04Your boyfriend's so old, he bullied Gandhi.
00:26:06You know, back in the day, Max Sugar was known for enticing...
00:26:09Oh, what would you call him?
00:26:11Oh, yeah, bimbos.
00:26:13By using certain tricks.
00:26:14Let me guess.
00:26:16He shut down his restaurant so you could have a romantic date.
00:26:20Yeah?
00:26:20Am I right?
00:26:21Shut up.
00:26:22Oh, Lucky!
00:26:24Still filling your sad hole by banging lowlifes.
00:26:28Clearly, you're still the Cutra chimney sweep you were when Bubba fell.
00:26:32Quiet!
00:26:35Listen to me.
00:26:37I need you to think about the business, and more importantly, think about Raj.
00:26:44I can't do.
00:26:51You're lucky you have these two.
00:26:54Untie this piece of shit.
00:26:58I'll need full immunity.
00:26:59This isn't an effing negotiation.
00:27:02I will eff you.
00:27:03Heck, I'll tell your daughter that you're going to prison for a very long time.
00:27:07How about that?
00:27:07How about I bring her in for questions?
00:27:08I said I'll cooperate.
00:27:09I'm here.
00:27:10What do you want me to do?
00:27:10Bark like a dog?
00:27:11Yeah, I want you to bark like a dog.
00:27:13Brr.
00:27:13Not a big dog.
00:27:15You're like an annoying little guy who sits in a purse.
00:27:17Do that.
00:27:17Brr.
00:27:18More.
00:27:19Brr.
00:27:19Brr.
00:27:20That's good.
00:27:21So I'm going to get my things together, and I'll meet you in your office in an hour.
00:27:24Uh-uh.
00:27:24I make the terms.
00:27:26Gather your things.
00:27:27Meet me in my office in an hour.
00:27:30Bark again.
00:27:31Brr.
00:27:31Brr.
00:27:47Oh.
00:27:50This goes for a celebration.
00:27:53Let's have a toast.
00:27:58Hey.
00:27:59Glad you came to your senses, Lucky.
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:06Good thing you weren't on your period, eh?
00:28:14See our deals off?
00:28:17Tony.
00:28:19Can you get some muscle out to the country house?
00:28:21Within the hour.
00:28:23And then, let's get seven on a plane to Paris tomorrow.
00:28:27Got it.
00:28:27What's up?
00:28:28I had no choice.
00:28:29I have to hand Lucky over to that talking jar of mayonnaise.
00:28:33She is going to butcher me and my daughter when she finds out.
00:28:35Oh, definitely.
00:28:36She scares me.
00:28:37I'll stall Chadwater until seven is on that plane.
00:28:40Sorry you got to send your lady to prison.
00:28:43Relationships are tough.
00:28:44Relationships are tough.
00:28:45They're really hard.
00:28:48Oh, well.
00:28:49That's how it is.
00:28:50Shit, shit, shit.
00:28:51I forgot about that booby trap.
00:28:52So much blood.
00:28:53This is the same place where Baba got hit in the head with the golf ball.
00:28:56We should just let him bleed out.
00:28:57There's absolutely no way you're going to plug a busted skull with TP.
00:29:00It's not even too fly.
00:29:01You think this will work?
00:29:03No.
00:29:03Try it.
00:29:06It's too small.
00:29:07It's too big.
00:29:10Come on.
00:29:10Come on, come on, buddy.
00:29:11Come on.
00:29:11Off that ass to the floor.
00:29:13Let me see you put in water.
00:29:14Off that ass to the floor.
00:29:15Hello.
00:29:16Surprise.
00:29:17Emma's alive.
00:29:18Fuck!
00:29:19Let me read them, please.
00:29:21I don't know.
00:29:21I need you to do something else for me.
00:29:23What time is it?
00:29:24What time is it?
00:29:25You can't read my Rolex.
00:29:27I have a bad feeling about Max.
00:29:29So I just want you to find him, follow him, and if you see anything suspicious, I want
00:29:35you to give me a call.
00:29:40I think this is going to work.
00:29:41Oh, yeah.
00:29:41That's good.
00:29:42That's good.
00:29:44It was an accident, drama queen.
00:29:46What do you say when someone's about to die?
00:29:48You know the lie.
00:29:49No, it's the middle part.
00:29:50You just bumble it.
00:29:50You know the lie.
00:29:51You know the lie.
00:29:51Dude, I need medical attention.
00:29:55If you let me die, I will fucking haunt you.
00:29:58I'll get the worst gin to give you nightmares.
00:30:01You okay?
00:30:02Is she okay?
00:30:03I'm wearing that head diaper, and you're asking if she's okay.
00:30:06You idiot.
00:30:06You just gotta relax, man.
00:30:08I hate you both.
00:30:09Breathe with me, okay?
00:30:10In through your nose, out through your mouth.
00:30:11You're idiots.
00:30:19If you're any later, I was going to call you 7.30.
00:30:21Kind of a flop joke, but...
00:30:23Hi.
00:30:24Hi.
00:30:24How are classes?
00:30:25Oh, please don't ask me about classes.
00:30:27Please don't ask me about anything personal.
00:30:28The only thing we're focusing on right now is my play.
00:30:30Theater is my passion now.
00:30:32Theater?
00:30:32What happens to NPR?
00:30:33No.
00:30:34Well, here's the plan for today.
00:30:36Okay, instead of just going for a bite, what if we spent the weekend at the country house
00:30:41with the horsies?
00:30:42Just me and you.
00:30:43I love that you're obsessed with trying to hang out with me, but I have to do the adult
00:30:46thing right now.
00:30:47I have to focus on my play.
00:30:49The lead wore a durag to school last week.
00:30:51She's white.
00:30:52She's actively getting canceled.
00:30:53It's just there's like a lot on my plate.
00:30:55What if I said as an argument that we should ditch those chopped bums and we should just
00:30:58dip?
00:30:59Oh my God.
00:31:00Okay.
00:31:01You know what?
00:31:03I will go with you if you stop trying to talk like me.
00:31:06Agreed.
00:31:06Okay, so you want to do it?
00:31:07Yes.
00:31:08That's great.
00:31:09You know what?
00:31:10You slay.
00:31:10That's the last one.
00:31:13I'm so glad we get to spend some time together.
00:31:16Can you ignore that?
00:31:18Who is that?
00:31:19No one important.
00:31:36What are we doing all the way out here, Maxie?
00:31:50Who in the secret lives of Amish wives is this homewrecker?
00:31:53So, I want to hear more about this play.
00:31:55It's a reimagining of Waiting for Godot, but with Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez.
00:31:59So, obviously it's fire.
00:32:01That's interesting.
00:32:02Kind of through their eyes.
00:32:03Why are there Amish guys outside with crossbows?
00:32:05Oh, that's security for the horses.
00:32:09Been a lot of horsejackings recently, so.
00:32:11Oh, anyway, about my play.
00:32:13So, we want to stage it in a castle.
00:32:18What if tomorrow I flew you to Paris?
00:32:22You can go out there, check out castles, get some inspo.
00:32:25I mean, there are plenty of castles out there.
00:32:29I'd put you up at the George Sank presidential suite.
00:32:32You know what?
00:32:33Fine, say less.
00:32:35I'll do it.
00:32:36Come here.
00:32:36I love you.
00:32:37I love you.
00:32:41You don't trade a queen for a pawn, you ungrateful swine.
00:32:47Hi.
00:32:47Are you and Max Pauly?
00:32:49I'm guessing no.
00:32:51Um, I've just caught Mr. Slimy Sugar with some homewrecker bimbo.
00:32:56That shady fucking prick.
00:33:00You say the word, and I'll fetch you his dishonest penis.
00:33:04Send me the address.
00:33:06Just gonna deal with him myself.
00:33:12Can I get him to a doctor, or a shaman, or he's gonna die?
00:33:16Okay, I vote doctor, okay?
00:33:17He needs medicine, not vibes.
00:33:18You got this.
00:33:20I gotta go.
00:33:21It's nice to see you boys manning up.
00:33:30Get out of the way, man.
00:33:33You're getting really fucked up.
00:33:35Yeah, what if this is a bad idea?
00:33:36What if he thinks he's gonna die and he ratches us out as a final fuck you?
00:33:39Hey, don't bring that negative energy in here, man.
00:33:41This is what the universe wants for us.
00:33:43Gay, it's got our back.
00:33:44Well, really, does it?
00:33:45Definitely.
00:33:46This is exactly where the cosmos wants us.
00:33:48Okay, us together, co-chief sobs, brothers, a hauling of half-dead prick in the back.
00:33:53Yeah, yeah.
00:33:54Everything half-dead is your fashion.
00:33:57What did you say?
00:33:58Be careful!
00:33:59What did you say to me?
00:34:00Hey, wake up.
00:34:01Uh-oh.
00:34:01Wake up!
00:34:02Uh-oh.
00:34:02Almost at the hospital.
00:34:04And then we'll be done with you for good.
00:34:05I will never know why Baba invited you to his gang.
00:34:08Huh.
00:34:09Baba and I were the gang.
00:34:11In the beginning, it was just the two of us.
00:34:13Running guns, selling dope.
00:34:16They call us the Darko Boys.
00:34:18That's why he always considered you a brother.
00:34:19How could you do that to him, man?
00:34:20Oh, stop.
00:34:21After all you guys went through.
00:34:22Don't be sentimental, boy.
00:34:24It's just business.
00:34:25You say that, but we always considered you our uncle.
00:34:27You were our family.
00:34:29We all loved you.
00:34:30Oh.
00:34:31Maybe that's why they say Dougie's family and business.
00:34:34Yeah, it's complicated.
00:34:36There was a time I would have died for your mama.
00:34:38Ha-ha.
00:34:39I certainly killed for it.
00:34:42Things change.
00:34:43Still, there are days I regret what I did.
00:34:46Most days I'm glad I did what I did.
00:34:48You had everything.
00:34:50Respect, money, family.
00:34:52And he threw it all away for greed.
00:34:55I hope one day, you can get all of this hate out of your heart.
00:35:00That is what Baba would have wanted.
00:35:01Stop joking.
00:35:03I better gag up my fucking...
00:35:04I hope you fucking choke on me.
00:35:06Ha-ha.
00:35:09You two choochers better get my money before I leave you,
00:35:12or I'll fucking ruin you.
00:35:16Ha-ha.
00:35:18Ha-ha.
00:35:18Ha-ha.
00:35:20Ha-ha.
00:35:22Ha-ha.
00:35:23Ha-ha.
00:35:25Who brought him in?
00:35:26Any ID on him?
00:35:27No, no, nothing.
00:35:27Holy shit, this is Saeed Ahmed.
00:35:29This guy died in a car explosion a few weeks ago.
00:35:31Okay, well, he's alive for now.
00:35:33Just tripped.
00:35:34I wasn't dead.
00:35:36I'm more alive than you, you soy boy baited sweat.
00:35:41And we're losing him.
00:35:43Look, you're not gonna make it.
00:35:44Just tell me who did this, I'll use it for corporate and justice.
00:35:47Just give me a name.
00:35:50Ha-ha.
00:35:58Fuck the police.
00:36:08Damn.
00:36:09That was some Tupac shit.
00:36:11He didn't ride us out.
00:36:12Well, this is proof that I didn't bomb the car.
00:36:15That asshole came through in the end.
00:36:17Hey, if we go right now, we can make it to the board meeting.
00:36:19Yeah, let's go.
00:36:20Wait, can you present?
00:36:21You have blood in the car.
00:36:22Oh, fuck no.
00:36:25Actually, I have a suit in the car that I think just might work.
00:36:36Oh, that was two still in there.
00:36:37Lucy just took off with the two guards.
00:36:39You just missed her.
00:36:41God damn it.
00:36:42I went to therapy with this guy.
00:36:44Trying to convince me to build a life with him.
00:36:46Wanted me to leave the boys behind.
00:36:49Monster.
00:36:50Matthew, we are not cutting any penises off today, okay?
00:36:53Put that away.
00:36:54Don't worry.
00:36:54You know, I really thought I'd get to lose this a little more.
00:36:56Oh, shit, that's Chadwater's car.
00:36:58Did he say he was coming?
00:37:00No.
00:37:01He's been obsessed with Max.
00:37:02I don't know why he'd come all the way out here.
00:37:04It's a good thing I'm here to find out, then.
00:37:06Maybe they're boning.
00:37:08Something is rotten and failing.
00:37:12This hither being private property.
00:37:16Stay calm.
00:37:17The Amish are humble and peaceful people.
00:37:20Who the hag?
00:37:21Mr. Sugar decrees violence upon intruders.
00:37:24It brings us merriment to bathe these fields in blood.
00:37:27There's no joy like cutting sinful heads off thine bodies.
00:37:31Okay, I take that back.
00:37:32These ones are psychos.
00:37:34Finally, I get to use this thing.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:55Way, queen.
00:37:56Hide the bodies.
00:37:58I'm going in.
00:38:05I've got to figure out health insurance.
00:38:09What do you think?
00:38:11How is it?
00:38:12You look great.
00:38:13Is this Baba's old suit?
00:38:13Yeah, I had it dry cleaned up from my free car.
00:38:15Is it too big?
00:38:16I'm worried that it's too big.
00:38:17You know, why couldn't I hear Baba's cricket shoulders?
00:38:19Chill, bro.
00:38:19Oversize is in right now.
00:38:20You look like a brown beaver at the Met.
00:38:22You know who else was at the Met?
00:38:23Zayn Malik.
00:38:24So I basically look like him.
00:38:25Yes, you look like Zayn Malik.
00:38:27Yeah, yeah, you look like...
00:38:27I don't know, man.
00:38:28What I really think we should do is maybe postpone if I had a week to get a better suit.
00:38:31Postpone?
00:38:32Did I hear postpone?
00:38:33Hey, Reza, what's up?
00:38:34That's a thought.
00:38:35Here's what I'm thinking.
00:38:36You can't push this meeting again.
00:38:38I put my reputation on the line.
00:38:40If you screw this up, I will use my billion-dollar trust fund and my powerful friends to wreck your
00:38:45shit.
00:38:49Have fun with it.
00:38:50You got this.
00:38:52Okay, okay, you saw that.
00:38:53We can't be here.
00:38:54We got to get out of here.
00:38:54We just got to give up this dream of buying a fucking golf course.
00:38:56It was dumb to begin with.
00:38:57What were we even thinking?
00:38:58This is all white people here.
00:38:59We don't even belong here.
00:38:59We got to get out of here.
00:39:00You got this.
00:39:02Okay.
00:39:02We're going to relax and we're going to take some deep breaths.
00:39:05Okay.
00:39:05We're going to close our eyes.
00:39:06Okay.
00:39:06All right.
00:39:07Close my eyes.
00:39:07Let's take a deep breath.
00:39:08Deep breath.
00:39:09In through your nose.
00:39:10Out of your mouth.
00:39:12And just give me a couple more of those.
00:39:14Think about where you are right now.
00:39:16Let's just do one more.
00:39:17Okay.
00:39:18Really deep.
00:39:19Okay.
00:39:19Here we go.
00:39:20Here we go.
00:39:22Oh, what the fuck?
00:39:23Who's that cocaine?
00:39:24Did you just give me cocaine or are you out of your goddamn mind?
00:39:25I gave you a little dose of confidence.
00:39:27You're going to be great.
00:39:28No.
00:39:29I can't.
00:39:29Why would you do this to me?
00:39:30You're going to be fine.
00:39:31It's going to get to your head in three seconds.
00:39:33Three, two, one.
00:39:37Let's go buy a fucking golf course.
00:39:39So, to sum it all up, if given the opportunity, we will modernize facilities, hire world-renowned
00:39:44chefs, double our profits, and make this club the premier location to be and to be seen.
00:39:50With exponential growth on vibes.
00:39:57Great pitch.
00:39:58See?
00:39:59Told you these guys had big plans.
00:40:01As president, I fully endorse them.
00:40:03This is gold.
00:40:04With the extra dough, I could become my church's number one donor.
00:40:09Suck it, Becky Larson.
00:40:10That's what I'm talking about.
00:40:11All in favor of giving us the keys to the castle, say aye.
00:40:15Aye.
00:40:16Yes, Papa's being gay.
00:40:18And I did it with my brother.
00:40:20Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:40:22I cannot wait to start working.
00:40:28Is this cocaine, Mir?
00:40:43Surprised to see me?
00:40:44There's nothing you can hide from me.
00:40:46Not your crimes, not your subscription for butt plugs, not your ranch house that you have
00:40:50listed under one of your shell corporations.
00:40:52I'm playing ball, Andy.
00:40:54I wasn't hiding from you.
00:40:55If you're lying to me, I have tricks to put you away for much worse than money laundering.
00:41:00Google Joey Tomatoes.
00:41:02Am I supposed to be scared?
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:04I do what it takes to get the job done.
00:41:07Oh, that could be my motto when I'm mayor.
00:41:09Oh, that's good.
00:41:10I do what it takes to get the job done.
00:41:11I do what I can to get the job done.
00:41:14I do what it takes to get the job done.
00:41:15I do what it takes to get the job done.
00:41:16Yeah, it's concise.
00:41:18What I'm trying to do is I'm just trying to get my daughter to a safe place before we hit
00:41:22Darko.
00:41:22Lucky will kill her.
00:41:24But I did betray your trust, so my bad.
00:41:26I don't need your bads.
00:41:28I need to know you'll do what it takes to bring the dars down.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:32It's either them or me, and I choose me.
00:41:36You know what my motto is?
00:41:37You ever hear it before?
00:41:39Loyalty, schmoyalty.
00:41:40I'll do whatever it takes.
00:41:41They trust me with everything.
00:41:44Yeah, how'd you manage that?
00:41:46I staged a fake robbery at their little deli, and then I came in at the last minute and saved
00:41:51the day.
00:41:52You leave that alone!
00:41:53Hey, Lucky, you forgot at the casino.
00:41:56Hey!
00:41:57That lying son of a bitch.
00:42:05This is not good.
00:42:06This is not good, man.
00:42:07Why did you make me do drugs?
00:42:08I thought it was going to help.
00:42:09This is so bad.
00:42:10They know I'm...
00:42:11Hi.
00:42:12Um, listen.
00:42:12I feel like you guys have been talking for a really long time, and we're focusing way too much on
00:42:15whatever that is,
00:42:16and not enough on how much you guys loved our pitch.
00:42:19Remember all the yeas?
00:42:20We can explain everything.
00:42:21And by we, I mean Mir, my brother.
00:42:24He can explain everything.
00:42:25Mir, go ahead.
00:42:26Yeah, uh...
00:42:27Did you really bring cocaine to a pitch meeting?
00:42:32It's sea salt.
00:42:33I'm very low on sodium.
00:42:34My doctor said that I need minerals.
00:42:35Do not try...
00:42:40The only time I've tasted snow that pure was off Bob Dylan's dong.
00:42:44These boys know how to party!
00:42:51To our new owners!
00:42:57Come on!
00:42:59No!
00:43:01No!
00:43:02No!
00:43:03No!
00:43:04No!
00:43:04No!
00:43:05No!
00:43:05No!
00:43:05No!
00:43:06No!
00:43:06No!
00:43:06No!
00:43:07No!
00:43:09No!
00:43:10No!
00:43:11No!
00:43:11No!
00:43:23I am a business god!
00:43:27I'm so proud of you, bro.
00:43:28You made that happen.
00:43:29No, no, no.
00:43:30We made it happen.
00:43:31Bob his dream, our future, all secure!
00:43:33You are a business god!
00:43:35And I'm a free man.
00:43:36We gotta call Lucky.
00:43:37Let's do donuts in the parking lot.
00:43:38No!
00:43:48dad yes about paris my french sucks right now i feel like before the trip i should do a little
00:43:55i know i was on a street during covid people forget some good stuff to know
00:44:06sorry max that's not me it's you
00:44:11what hey don't do it what are you doing now preventing you from doing something stupid
00:44:15that's gonna bring us all down yeah matthew called us and told us everything that happened
00:44:19shit he's gone we gotta go not before i kill that piece of shit well figure it out this is
00:44:24not the
00:44:25way and you know it can you guys hear my heartbeat i feel electric right now did you do coke
00:44:31i did
00:44:32tremendous amount of cocky today and it's the best i've ever felt in my entire life he's having so
00:44:34much fun i love it let me hold your gun come on let's get out i got the golf course
00:44:39and amit died my just name is in the clear where's your dance
00:44:57we've got to get the dars i know they have something to do with saeed amit's death
00:45:01which stuff huh very funny they were supposed to send me somebody from special ops
00:45:06i'm calling the chief of police i wouldn't do that the chief is done with your personal crusade
00:45:10against the dars why they sent me you get caught in one orgy at a strip club oh so they're
00:45:14humoring
00:45:14me well the joke's gonna be on them when we nab the biggest drug lords in town we're gonna have
00:45:19to
00:45:19sir we're down in every demographic especially women some of them even planning to vote for fuck me
00:45:24felon as a writing candidate oh fuck me felon fuck me i got a flat white that's me and a
00:45:30warm
00:45:30pretzel slathered and mustard yum hey do you have tits for brains no yes were you going through my files
00:45:36because i found these hairs in my file cabinet but these are your greasy ringlets i must have been
00:45:43from when i was tidying up your desk no you were snooping trust has been broken you're fired
00:45:48please sir i beg you do not touch my face please please you know pull it together
00:46:01as i was saying i'm gonna get the dars once and for all and i know i've said that before
00:46:05but this time is different this time we have max sugar carl you're fired i wanted to say it
00:46:12man stand-up career taken off anyway i don't need this bullshit
00:46:19he does like an evening of characters
00:46:24you know i always had a bad feeling about max in my gut
00:46:27no you did not hey let's not fight that's exactly what max would want us to be doing
00:46:39man beg you to open your heart just to rip it out
00:46:45the gang's all here aren't you supposed to be to stop meeting the bad news is i was fired
00:46:50what's the good news uh there is no good news there's worse news chad water fired me before i could
00:46:55learn what he knows about us or his plans to destroy us or before i can make any meaningful work
00:46:59relationships fuck that was a mess don't throw things fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck i failed you chief
00:47:07sauce what the hell i need to mercy i'm dead what the hell does this all the time oh let
00:47:15go
00:47:17get off of me you know what this means who knows what max could have told chad water
00:47:24god was dream our future all secure they could come get us at any minute yeah we're fucked
00:47:30they'll know everything about us everything we just have to shut down our entire operation
00:47:44i got it we're gonna take chad water and max down
00:47:50oh oh god with one bullet all right you are never smoking my weed again
00:48:00honey i'm home lucky what a surprise knife play all right i like it what's our safe word
00:48:11chad water don't love it uh how about banana you can stop this shit i know you're working with
00:48:18chad water and that you staged a deli robbery panic mode tony tony tony tony no i told tony we
00:48:27needed some private time so he went to dave and buster's oh he's gonna be off the grid for hours
00:48:32he's addicted to ski ball all right i arranged the deli thing i i just wanted your business that's it
00:48:38i wasn't counting on falling in love lucky you played me no one plays me now tell me what you
00:48:45told chad water well this knife becomes your dildo all he knows is my partner that's it just the
00:48:51laundering at the casino i didn't want to turn you in they made it so that it was between you
00:48:55and seven
00:48:56you know how i am about seven seven's got bigger problems than andrew chad water where the fuck is
00:49:01my daughter can we just run over the plan one more time we need to use seven as bait to
00:49:08get her dad
00:49:08to help us sabotage chad water what don't you get about that stop overthinking it matthew okay and if
00:49:12you need us we're gonna be right here in the car you know somewhere else what i'm doing this part
00:49:18by
00:49:18myself do you really think it'd be better if two brown guys went in that house and captured a young
00:49:22white woman i wouldn't touch us with a 10-foot pr firm think don't question the chief stops i'm sorry
00:49:28man we really need you buddy come on okay i will not let you down chief stops yeah i really
00:49:37love you
00:49:37guys hey i love you back mm-hmm thank you okay okay you got this jedediah all right let's get
00:49:46the fuck out
00:49:47let's get the fuck out honestly i think he looks better armish hope he doesn't die
00:50:00top of the evening sister seven the name's jedediah your papa sent me to protect you from
00:50:05any evil afoot oh you know i'm actually in the middle of a new girl marathon
00:50:11could you wait outside oh how i wish to have watched television but a once in my life
00:50:17you're a rebellious little umish boy aren't you guess i'm sort of like the bad boy in my village
00:50:25oh you know what i really need to pack for france but you can come in oh yeah come on
00:50:31in thanks
00:50:33would you like the coffee what is coffee i've only ever had milk from esther my cow
00:50:39you're sick not in the way i used to like oh you want to kill me i know you hate
00:50:47me i understand
00:50:48i'm begging you please please don't hurt her she's just a kid you follow my instructions
00:50:58or i'll do worse than hurt her
00:51:03i didn't have a choice shut up traitor lucky i didn't mean for it to turn out this way
00:51:09hey you wanna tell them how you wanted me to abandon them for you
00:51:13you said you two were bringing me down pitting us against each other classic divide and conquer move
00:51:20just like the british did with indian pakistan fuck you it wasn't a move i just couldn't stand you
00:51:26two us two i thought you just hated him and admired my work ethic he's doing it again oh i
00:51:31can't
00:51:31believe i bought you magazine listen up judas brutus here's the plan you're gonna invite chadwater
00:51:38to your office and you're going to say i know how you can bust the dars and he'll yell some
00:51:43dumb
00:51:43shit like get to it sugar i have anger issues because of my tiny penis they drop their dirty
00:51:49money at the casino every week you can link it to their drug empire yeah let's go bust drug dealers
00:51:55while banks and corporations ravage the middle class and then when he finally thinks he has his
00:52:00cornered and he has his win that's when we get that arrogant loud mouth oh we're gonna play him
00:52:06like a sitar ding ding ding ding so you think you can turn a sting to get you arrested into
00:52:15a sting
00:52:16to get the da of philadelphia arrested fuck you there's no way that goes wrong in the next episode
00:52:24winston tries to find a girlfriend for his cat oh i loveth that one you told me you've never seen
00:52:29tv before i haven't just saying i love the idea of the spirit of what you're talking about um hey
00:52:36well i have an idea you want to see a traditional style amish dance no thank you it's customary that
00:52:40i show you because we are now friends once the sun rises over the last mountain me thinks it's time
00:52:51for chores a cow oh mine cow for my family a pet will give him milk and once the milk
00:52:59is collected
00:53:00i know it is time for rest and the dance is over once papa has got his oats you know
00:53:09i miss the
00:53:10woman i was when i hadn't seen that she was perfect once we see the doors enter with the money
00:53:19we bust in
00:53:20there and we catch him red-handed you know this entire operation of yours is nowhere near proper
00:53:23protocol you got caught having sex with multiple orifices in a strip club we do this right we're
00:53:27both back on top of loser
00:53:35hi why don't you guys take off
00:53:45it's a lot
00:53:46freeze you drug dealing criminals you've been caught
00:53:50what what this is not the end of our line no worst nightmare at last the gang's all here
00:53:57andrew chadwater i figured you'd never catch us putting you scum in jail is just another perfect
00:54:03field goal for the chadski pew thanks for the assist max what what you're working with max no no what
00:54:12yeah you should probably break up with him he's been a bad boy whoa you know chadwater i didn't think
00:54:18you were this smart at all especially since everyone knows you got lucky with the joey
00:54:22tomatoes case you don't know what you're talking about google joey tomatoes it's too risky to pull
00:54:26a frame drop like the one i did on joey tomatoes i told you about that right whoa don't get
00:54:30so aggro
00:54:31you know everybody saw the news we know that the cops found the murder weapon inside the car
00:54:35we know you didn't do shit there is absolutely no shame in being a basic bitch who can't get the
00:54:39job
00:54:40done right everyone here knows losers like you i was the mastermind behind putting joey tomatoes
00:54:44behind bars for good i planted the gun in his goddamn car you framed him i thought you were the
00:54:52one government dude that wasn't corrupt i'm not corrupt the world is corrupt so if i occasionally
00:54:57need to frame a lowlife to win a case i do it this filthy city needs a hero and i'm
00:55:02he excuse me yeah
00:55:04how do i look incredible what are you doing i just want to see how i look on the camera
00:55:08that just caught you admitting to framing someone yeah quick question i'm just wondering how does it
00:55:15feel to get fucked by the fuck me felon say hi you're on the you're my bitch cam you're bluffing
00:55:22oh no they're not bluffing you're a textbook blowhard you just couldn't help yourself could you
00:55:28it was painful to watch you know what i think it might be time to call the actual police i
00:55:33have never
00:55:33said those ones in my entire life that was good natural wow oh i'm fudged i'm fudged right in the
00:55:39ashtray oh you people are spicy demons what the hell was that i was racially charged anyone can be
00:55:45spicy well i think my work is done here and i believe we are even so i will see you
00:55:50later oh max
00:55:52we're not even when you're not down here yeah you sneaky silver fuck we're only on part one
00:56:02part two if i had to guess you don't want to spend any time in jail do you andy with
00:56:09this bum
00:56:10no i'll be torn apart in minutes if i had to guess you want to arrest a drug kingpin to
00:56:15get you elected
00:56:16is that right andy well i mean that was the idea but now i'm back to square one
00:56:22well what if i told you you were standing right in front of philly's biggest drug lord
00:56:27i don't understand yeah i'm lost too walk with me
00:56:32now over here you will find max's palette of cocaine take a look
00:56:42what the heck this wasn't part of the plan yeah it is it's the part that you didn't know about
00:56:46how
00:56:46does that feel max sugar is the real johnny king i'm shocked this is obviously a setup i'm not a
00:56:55drug
00:56:55kingpin look we're both intelligent people i'm a little smarter because i went to drexel but
00:57:00between the drugs here in his casino and the dossier i think you have more than enough to make an
00:57:04arrest
00:57:05so i arrest him and nobody sees that video shadwater come on jack what me
00:57:13we made a deal to quote you max loyalty schmoylty i'm in oh that's such a good line
00:57:22it's quite a handshake
00:57:28get away from my brother get that gun down how about i murder your almost son right here in front
00:57:33of you no give me that saber he's dead get back yeah
00:57:44you betrayed me you're betraying me right now you betrayed me first you look on
00:57:51that's enough max sugar you're under arrest for possession of narcotics
00:57:56you have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will yada yada yada you get it
00:57:59no one's just you played me we played you first we both lost you played more but in the game
00:58:06we're both losers you know it given the dignity of having the last word thank you have fun and
00:58:13get him out of here bye bye looks like you might get a conviction after all shadwater well i'm not
00:58:22a
00:58:22shoe-in for the election anymore the f me felon over here really effed my chances of winning wow we
00:58:28got
00:58:28a plan for that don't we raj if you promise to stay out of our way what's up billy i'm
00:58:32raj most of you
00:58:33might know me as a fucking felon but to me he's the forgive me friend people can change and become
00:58:39the
00:58:39best versions of themselves and when they do i say we should reward you thanks rye it's spicy
00:58:44i don't know and that is why i am officially endorsing andrew chadwater as mayor
00:58:52say heck no to drugs say heck yes to Allah
00:59:02i'm andrew chadwater and i approve this message
00:59:08what are you doing here came here to gloat you look sexy in a jumpsuit almost makes me regret
00:59:14putting you here do you you cross the wrong girl and you really should not have left danielle with
00:59:21power of attorney over the casino oh how about to go to that place where we had our first kiss
00:59:25you know that was find the fucking papers okay okay danielle it's doing better than ever under new
00:59:33ownership good well i should go i guess you know i did just come here to gloat and to see
00:59:43if seven
00:59:44is doing okay in paris she wrote and said that her french is going really good i'm glad she hasn't
00:59:51abandoned you you would have made a great stepmother being an auntie is more than enough for me
01:00:01goodbye max we'll meet again the game's not over
01:00:29amazing hey do me one favor let's get it under bahar table in the high rollers area
01:00:34and go ahead and give them broke bitches a little bit of ludo no no trust me it's better than
01:00:38black
01:00:38jack listen to me my brother wants to sell in that market that's where we're going hey i set a
01:00:43meeting
01:00:43with mr baby for tomorrow you good johnny's in lahore johnny's in fucking lahore fuck yeah i'll see you
01:00:48tomorrow at our golf course wow wow love to see two chief sobs running one tight ship hello
01:00:56we're just doing what you taught us with slightly less bullying and i got chadwater under control
01:00:59the new clubhouse at the golf course is incredible it's so sexy and you know if he's just doing that
01:01:04to get married right we all know this shipments are running smoothly we renovated the flock out of
01:01:08max's old office now you have enough time to finally go on that trip thanks we're done but i'm right
01:01:16here where i want to be and yeah have this i could tell you we did skip lunch again so
01:01:22give him a sandwich you made mine with no peas wrong you need the fiber and mine has peas right
01:01:27all right this is mostly just peas just eat it what's somebody sent you a gift oh you have too
01:01:33many
01:01:33gifts man what is it it's a pie take it back or you know what you keep it oh thanks
01:01:37here why are you
01:01:39giving this to me i don't know you're good at reading i guess congrats on your recent success
01:01:45now i'm coming for my piece of the pie oh that's funny from the eldest dar huh i'm the eldest
01:01:50dar
01:01:51did you did you do this
01:02:00it's for the city