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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 16
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00:01Previously at The Stixer, PK got humbled.
00:05Most of the chat is really top line.
00:07Oh, thank you.
00:09That's not a compliment.
00:10I hate to say it, you're a terrible dater.
00:15Gabby's head was spinning.
00:17Gabby, what decision would you like to make?
00:19Can I go to the bathroom?
00:20Sure.
00:22I need to figure this out.
00:23And it's not, I feel like I'm not ready to just be like, okay, see ya.
00:26I'm like so in my head about everything that I feel like I need your guys' help.
00:30So how about this?
00:31Why don't you ask Joel if he'd like to come sit in the agency with us and we can all
00:36have a conversation.
00:37100%.
00:37Okay.
00:38And Lucinda's dates doubled down with a double rejection.
00:43You both would like to see Lucinda again.
00:45Well, that's a little bit of...
00:46Based on the outcome of the first date, I would respectfully decline.
00:51How are you feeling now?
00:53A bit tender.
00:54Big hard.
00:54Double tender with fries.
01:03Welcome to Celebs Go Dating.
01:05Our agents are already hard at work as Paul is giving a morning masterclass on some munching.
01:12You know how to eat it.
01:14Fold it and shove it.
01:15You roll it.
01:16I'm surprised that you all don't know how to eat it.
01:18Here's how you eat it.
01:19You fold it.
01:20Yeah, and then put it in your mouth.
01:22Put the folds in your mouth.
01:23You do.
01:23Says the qualified doctor in the room.
01:25They do it in Italy as well like that.
01:26They will fold the pizza to eat in Italy, yeah.
01:30Oh, pizza!
01:30I like to liquidise mine and have it as a smoothie.
01:33Anyway, haven't you all got work today?
01:35How was the Stixer?
01:37Spicy.
01:38Emotional.
01:39In a nice pecan.
01:42What?
01:42Slightly suggestive way.
01:44It was proper dramatic.
01:46Oh.
01:46We had tears.
01:47We had walkouts.
01:48We had rejections.
01:49Intense flirting.
01:50Actually, I'd say it was a real, it was a real mix.
01:53The Stixer brought up a lot of emotions for our celebrities.
01:56And Lucinda, in particular, had a bit of a rough time.
01:59She's still feeling quite bruised, so we're just going to give her a day to reset just to flip her
02:05mindset and then we'll unpack exactly what went on for her.
02:08And for Gabby and Joelle, it was a pivotal moment for these two in their relationship.
02:13So, it's important that we see both of them together today to find out where their heads are at.
02:19When I wrote into the diary, Gabby and Joelle, under your instruction, I thought this augurs well if they're coming
02:27in together.
02:28Actually, Gabby asked.
02:30She had a little wobble when it came to the selection process.
02:33She couldn't make a decision, so she asked to bring it to agency and invited Joelle to come in and
02:39he agreed.
02:39So, I think today we will see whether it's good or not so good.
02:42We actually don't know right now.
02:44So, it's clever of you to put her slightly ahead of him.
02:46You can do a bit of unpacking before he arrives.
02:50That's a good setup.
02:51And T, who else is here?
02:52Steven.
02:53Joelle, Gabby.
02:54Yeah.
02:55A lovely triplicity.
02:56I'm overseeing that at the moment, but isn't it a divine word?
03:00You're a divine triplicity.
03:02Oh, love.
03:03Anything you say sounds like it's a great word.
03:05It's much more attractive than trio, isn't it?
03:09Trio's a bit common, isn't it?
03:12Oh, common.
03:13Says Anna Williamson.
03:14Oh, my God!
03:17You can talk, Dr. T.
03:18I've heard trios are pretty common round your house.
03:21On that note, I'd get stressed in a threesome.
03:26Lights, camera, action, that's it.
03:28First up is Pure Scouse pocket rocket, Gabby Allen, who's coming in hat from a saucy funeral by the looks
03:34of things.
03:35RIP.
03:35Celebrity dating agency.
03:37Hey, it's Gabby.
03:38Oh, Gabby, come and do.
03:40Come and do.
03:44Lights, camera, action, that's it.
03:47Oh, love.
03:50Very chic on noir.
03:52Hi, babe.
03:53Oh, this is most becoming.
03:56Sorry, that was a bit rough.
03:58Oh, you're tickling my olfactory bulb.
04:00Yeah, it's nice, isn't it, this perky?
04:02Oh!
04:02Oh, but how nice is the weather?
04:04Every morning I go out with Oscar, my dog.
04:06We mustn't meet.
04:07He is amazing.
04:09Because I have a canine pheromone.
04:11Oh, no.
04:11Sounds like Tom needs his anal glands milking again.
04:14I'll fetch me gloves.
04:15Which I wish was for humans.
04:19But it's only for canines.
04:22Even when they're neutered, they don't lose interest in me.
04:26He's got ten horny little schnauzers up in his leg under that desk.
04:33Time to catch up with Colleen Nolan now, who, after a successful stickser, is off on a sexy second brunch
04:39date with Mike.
04:41I'm really excited about my date with Mike.
04:44I've had such a good first date with him.
04:46And I want to get to know him more.
04:50Colleen's first date with Mike started a little distantly.
04:53So Wiltshire, yeah.
04:54That's miles away from me.
04:56But Mike got the like after crooning Colleen.
05:00A precious gem amongst the stones.
05:06And when it came to her pick at the stickser, Colleen was hounded by one thought and one man.
05:12He is really cheeky.
05:13He's got eyes that I don't know what is.
05:15Think why, didn't we?
05:15Dirty dog eyes.
05:16Dirty dog eyes.
05:18So Mike was let off the lead for a second date.
05:20He's a good boy.
05:24Hello.
05:26Can I go for two?
05:27Yes, please.
05:30This is gorgeous.
05:31That's a sign Colleen, not all so cute.
05:36I'm looking forward to my date with Colleen.
05:37The last one, I felt chemistry and I believe she did.
05:41There were sort of sparks in the air.
05:42Today's going to be a great day.
05:44Today is like picking up another gear.
05:46Especially looking forward to this one.
05:48How are you doing?
05:49How are you?
05:49I'm good, thank you.
05:50The table for you, sir.
05:51Okay, thank you.
05:55Hello.
05:56Hello, Colleen.
05:57So good to see you.
05:58How are you?
05:58How are you?
05:59I'm great, thank you.
06:00Sorry I'm late.
06:01Second time you're late.
06:02Oh, that's you told?
06:04Great to see you again.
06:05And you.
06:05This is lovely, isn't it?
06:07Very pink.
06:07I should have put pink on.
06:08I yelled at the last one.
06:09You did.
06:10I didn't know we'd be pink.
06:11I've got a pink frog as well.
06:13Have you?
06:14A bit kinky, Mike.
06:16I've done it once again.
06:17Hello.
06:17My name is Moona.
06:18Hello.
06:18I'll take care of you today.
06:20So, how can I go, sir?
06:21Oh.
06:22Erm.
06:22What would you recommend, buddy?
06:24Probably not leaving.
06:25The weapon sandwich is really nice.
06:27Yeah.
06:27Oh.
06:27Can I get that one, please?
06:29The vegan one?
06:29Yeah.
06:30Okay.
06:31May I have the hot salty beef, please?
06:34Hot salty beef?
06:35No.
06:36Oh, Colleen's in the mood.
06:39Why are you looking at me like that?
06:41You're looking more stunning each time I see you.
06:44Stop it.
06:44You are looking brighter and more sparkling.
06:46Really?
06:47Even finer.
06:48Don't be nice, mate.
06:49Very nice.
06:50Oh, Mikey boy is bringing his A game.
06:53You have got amazing eyes.
06:54How many...
06:55You've never been told that before, have you?
06:56By my sister, mainly.
06:58One of my sisters.
06:59She's fascinated with my eyes.
07:00That's so good to know.
07:01So, whenever I keep saying,
07:03my goodness, your eyes are beautiful and captivating,
07:06it's not...
07:07It's embarrassing.
07:07Well, no, it means more from...
07:07No.
07:08It means more from you than my sister.
07:09Whack the pink frock on and he could be both.
07:12I was really pleased to see you, by the way,
07:14when you came into the mixer.
07:16It was so good to see you again.
07:17And to let me come back and see you again today.
07:20Have you told anyone about our dates?
07:23I've got four sons and I've told them.
07:25Have you?
07:25What did they say?
07:26They were delighted.
07:27Did you say you had six children?
07:29I've got three.
07:30Two boys and a girl.
07:31Have you been on another date?
07:33Have you been cheating on me already?
07:37I don't do dating, honest to God.
07:39I don't do...
07:40Well, you are now.
07:41See what I've done for you already?
07:43Yeah.
07:43Caught you out on dates.
07:46Look at your smiley eyes again.
07:48You're just...
07:49I just want to know what you're thinking.
07:53Or maybe I don't.
07:55I don't know.
07:56Oh, Mike.
07:57Bless him.
07:57He's such wonderful company.
08:00I just feel so at ease with him.
08:01And I can just be me.
08:03Which is what I was kind of looking for.
08:05I feel very at ease with you.
08:07Who ain't when faced by a silver fox with a frothy tash?
08:14Back at Romance HQ and it's Gabby's time now to dish the dirt.
08:18AKA chew the fat with the agents.
08:20That was filler because she was going upstairs.
08:22Come on in.
08:25Gabby!
08:26Hi!
08:26It's girls' time.
08:28Girls' time.
08:29Wow, you look amazing.
08:31You look amazing.
08:32Like a Bond girl.
08:33Yeah, exactly.
08:35I was going to say that.
08:35I was going to say Lara Croft.
08:37Before we get Joellen, we just wanted to see you
08:39because we just wanted to unpack a little bit
08:42what went on at the Stixer, okay?
08:45Because we are confused and concerned.
08:48When it came to actually making the decision,
08:50I was not 100%.
08:55Whenever I'm not on a date with him,
08:58I am very much, like, decided that it's just
09:02probably not going to work, you know?
09:03Am I self-sabotaging?
09:05I just feel like there's question marks
09:07that I don't know the answers to.
09:09Let's just be really clear.
09:10What are the no, no, no, no, no's?
09:11Let's lay it all out now between us before we get them in.
09:14Obviously, the boring thing to keep talking about age.
09:17I am 34 now, so I would like things to, like, move quite quickly.
09:21I would love to meet someone and be like, we're both on the same page.
09:25You represent, like, all the women in our 30s.
09:29There's the reality of what I want in life, the track that I'm on.
09:35At the same time, you have this strong, undeniable chemistry with him.
09:40Yeah.
09:41Normally, I know in my gut, and I just don't know.
09:44The reason why I think you're so hung up on the age thing
09:46is evidence and experience has so far led you to
09:50it's never worked out for you.
09:52How big is your age gap between you and your husband?
09:54My husband, we have an eight-year age gap.
09:56He is eight years younger than me.
09:58Agent by day, cougar by night.
10:00I met my husband when he was 26.
10:03No way.
10:03We got married in 12 months,
10:05and I was expecting my first baby before his 27th birthday.
10:09Poor bastard.
10:10And my relationship prior to him, he was 17 years older than me.
10:14Oh, God.
10:15But I think, genuinely, girl to girl, you know,
10:17putting myself in your shoes.
10:18I remember meeting my now husband and thinking,
10:20damn, he's fit.
10:22Babes, I shagged my PT and married him.
10:24I mean, is there any more cliche out there, right?
10:27But the irony, the guy that was 17 years older
10:31couldn't think of anything worse than having kids.
10:33And then suddenly, I meet my 26-year-old,
10:36high family values, wanted to have children.
10:38We cut through that crap so quickly, and it was like, shit,
10:42I've met someone that's on my path.
10:44And it helped that he was a PT
10:46and went like a steam train all night.
10:48Choo-choo.
10:49So, it is possible.
10:50But what is really, really important here
10:53is that we're here for Joelle.
10:54Do you or do you not want another date with him?
10:58Well, I don't know.
10:59OK.
10:59Hey, I'm currently blindfolded.
11:01With your vagina talking.
11:02I wonder if it's got a Scouse accent.
11:04Anyway, Gabby's Vaggie better shut up,
11:06because here comes Joelle now.
11:09You're right, Bella.
11:10Come into Gabby's Vaggie.
11:11I said shut up.
11:13Hello.
11:14Come in.
11:15Come in.
11:16Joelle.
11:17Good to see you.
11:19Welcome to the agency.
11:20Thank you very much.
11:21Hey.
11:22Come and sit down.
11:24I'm good, thank you.
11:25Thank you for coming in.
11:26Well, thank you for having me.
11:27How are you feeling right now?
11:29Fucking hell, he's close.
11:30Shut up.
11:31I feel good, to be fair.
11:33I feel like, I guess, like, Gabby wants some sort of reassurance a little bit.
11:36And it's kind of just nice to kind of hear a third party's kind of opinion on the situation,
11:42so.
11:42How do you feel about what had happened at the mixer?
11:45I don't think my age or circumstances or whatever, like, defines, like, who I am.
11:50I'll bring whatever needs to be brought to the table.
11:53And I can say that wholeheartedly, but...
11:56So, this is the big question, Joelle.
11:58What can you bring to the table for Gabby?
12:01And most importantly, what can she bring to the table for you?
12:04A fruit shoot.
12:05I'm looking for something more serious.
12:07The next person, I kind of want it to be my last person.
12:10I can bring disability, that excitement that she's looking for,
12:15just happiness in general, and just make you feel a bit warm,
12:18like, make you feel that you're wanted and you're valued.
12:21But I don't want to be in a situation where I'm fighting for something
12:24that I'm not meant to be fighting for, so.
12:27Is this worth fighting for?
12:29I know it's in its infancy at the moment, but the fact that you've shown up today...
12:33Yeah, I think it speaks for itself.
12:35Basically, I think this isn't me problem.
12:38This has nothing to do with you.
12:40I think that's a little harsh on yourself, so I think we need to reframe that.
12:44Does Joelle make you feel safe?
12:45Yeah.
12:47Does Joelle make you feel respected?
12:49Yeah.
12:49Do you feel like you have good communication with Joelle?
12:52Yeah.
12:53So now the important question is, do you want to date him again?
12:58Blimey, Dr T.
13:00And ask him right in front of Joelle.
13:02Savage.
13:03So, Gabs, do you?
13:06Hey, Gabby!
13:07What are we going to do?
13:09Hey, Gabby!
13:10What are we going to do?
13:16Welcome back to Celeb's Go Cringing!
13:19And spare a thought for poor old Joelle here, who's been dragged into the agency, only
13:24for Dr Tara to ask Gabby right in front of him if she still wants to date him.
13:29Come on, Gabs.
13:31Yeah.
13:32Thank God for that.
13:34I am so happy you said that.
13:36Imagine that.
13:37Do you still want to date Gabby?
13:38She's dragged you, innit?
13:40Oh, come on.
13:41We doing this again?
13:43Right, that's enough.
13:45Answer the question, Joelle.
13:47Yeah, nah, definitely do.
13:48Right, we can move on now.
13:50I think we're good to explore.
13:51Yes!
13:52I agree.
13:53You know who else have a big age gap?
13:55Anna the Cougar.
13:57Rawr!
13:58David and Antony.
13:59Oh yeah, them.
14:00David and Antony.
14:01David and Antony have a 15 year age gap.
14:04Mmm.
14:04And, I mean, they're practically married now already.
14:08I think David said he's pregnant.
14:10Come on.
14:11Look, we can find Kerry Katona a man, but we can't work fucking miracles, Dr T.
14:15What do you reckon about if we pop you two on a double date with David and Antony?
14:21Maybe we just need to just go and have fun.
14:23I'm down.
14:24Yeah.
14:25But not too much fun because David shouldn't really be drinking in his condition.
14:28Let's throw this age gap thing in the trash and burn it.
14:31Okay, I'll never mention it again.
14:32Well, you guys have so much fun.
14:34Great to see you.
14:35It was great to see you.
14:36Anna has hit the nail on the head.
14:38It is literally a head over heart situation.
14:41Joelle is a walking green flag.
14:43Everything that he says and does is right.
14:45So, why am I giving myself a hard time about it?
14:47I promise that I'll, like, chill out a bit.
14:50Is that a top lips or bottom lips talking?
14:52I am happy.
14:53Maybe both.
14:53Oops.
14:54Just lost my head a little bit.
14:55You're gonna stay happy.
14:56Don't worry about that.
14:57Okay.
14:57I think it would be an understanding.
14:59I'm gonna be a child.
15:01She's a freak.
15:01Okay, let's go.
15:02I can't neck you in broad daylight.
15:04Uh, you just did, Gabby.
15:06We are filming this, you know.
15:07She's a fucking nightmare, isn't she?
15:11Back over to Colleen, who, after some smooth talking from Magic Mike,
15:14is now uncovering some intel on the Silver Tongue Charmer.
15:18Didn't you say you used to be a policeman?
15:20Yeah, for about 30 years.
15:22Did you love that?
15:23I enjoyed the action.
15:25Believe it or not, I was an armory sponsor.
15:26Yeah.
15:27Most of the time.
15:28So firearms was great fun.
15:29And I was actually a sniper.
15:31What?
15:31No, you weren't.
15:32Cool sign, the crooning assassin.
15:35Everyone says that.
15:36Even the guys I was working with.
15:37They give you a gun, a big long gun.
15:40Technical term, that, is it?
15:41No, I was actually a sniper, so I have got serious sight.
15:45I was in Afghanistan in the war.
15:46Were you here, really?
15:48Training Afghan police.
15:49Wow.
15:49I didn't really mind the horrors and that too much, really.
15:52You kind of deal with it.
15:53It's just all the paperwork.
15:56Okay.
15:56Bit weird.
15:58Did you say you and your ex-wife are divorced now, weren't you?
16:03Yeah, seven years ago.
16:04He took her out.
16:05And you haven't dated properly in seven years.
16:07He had a lot of paperwork.
16:09If you know what I mean.
16:11I haven't found the right person.
16:14Until today.
16:15Jesus.
16:16He's got you in the crosshairs, Colleen.
16:18Nice.
16:19Smooth.
16:20It's true.
16:21Yeah.
16:22What is your favourite TV show?
16:25I love a documentary.
16:26I love all the real-life police things.
16:32My good, you're good.
16:32Wow.
16:33Wow.
16:35So what things do you watch?
16:37What I Lie To You is my go-to programme.
16:39Men are really into comedy, I think.
16:41One of my favourite jokes of all time is an EMAP one.
16:43Go on there, Mike.
16:44Shoot your shot.
16:45When I used to work in a car windscreen wiper factory.
16:48And people might ask, well, what is it like working in a car windscreen wiper factory?
16:52I say, well, it's all right, I suppose.
16:55Oh, Christ.
16:56I love it.
16:58I love Lie Mac.
17:00What about Rob Beckett?
17:01Right.
17:02Okay, here we go.
17:03Why did Silver Fox Mike date a Nolan sister?
17:07Because he likes a long shot.
17:09Have that, Lie Mac.
17:10No, that is shit, actually, Rob.
17:13Across town and on target for HQ is our next celeb.
17:17It's Steven, professor of another grim shade of green, Manderson.
17:22Oh.
17:24Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency.
17:28Oh, Steven, do come in, too.
17:31My name is known all over the world,
17:33but all the boxes of ladies and the pretty girls
17:35are going down in history
17:37as the baddest rapper there ever could be.
17:41Let's hope that Steven is already absorbed into the agency today.
17:44I think he'll be in a good mood.
17:46How can you not be in a good mood after a puppy date?
17:50Right.
17:50Come on in.
17:51Come on in.
17:53Hello.
17:54Steven.
17:54You both look glamorous.
17:56Good to see you.
17:56How you doing?
17:57We made an effort for you.
17:59Lovely to see you, darling.
18:01Just for Steven.
18:02Hello.
18:03Steven's last date with Clara saw them go full on doggy style.
18:07I would get up to say hi, but...
18:10You can't.
18:10I've been commandeered.
18:11Before Clara's revelation...
18:13For me, obviously, I like you.
18:15I find you attractive.
18:17...made a nervy little Steven poodle himself.
18:24We've missed you.
18:25We've missed you.
18:25We haven't seen you in a while.
18:27Yeah, we haven't seen you in a while.
18:27Yeah, a few days.
18:28And we obviously missed you at the Stixer.
18:30It sounded quite fun.
18:31The good thing is, is that this for you today, Steven, is a big feedback sesh.
18:38Wonderful.
18:38We're going in, like, full throttle.
18:41How do you feel about that?
18:42Let's not...
18:42It's a feedback orgy.
18:45Too much?
18:47Too much?
18:48Too much?
18:48I'll reign it in, eh, dubs?
18:49He's only just moved on from saying meetups.
18:51Okay, alright.
18:52Alright, here we go.
18:53Let's see what Clara had to say.
18:54Okay.
18:55So far, my dates with Steven have been going pretty well.
18:59I'd say it's been an interesting process getting to know him.
19:03I think I have learned that Steven is in a place at the moment of transition
19:10and he's not entirely sure what's next for him.
19:14In terms of how he could improve when it comes to dating me,
19:18um, I think it's just getting to know each other
19:21and seeing if there is something there that we want to pursue.
19:25Um, that's it. No notes.
19:27Aww.
19:28No notes.
19:29She's so frustratingly observant and on the nose, isn't she?
19:34She's bloody hot as well.
19:36She just gets things.
19:37She gets things.
19:38We asked each other about, you know, what we thought of each other
19:42and Clara said, uh, I find you attractive.
19:45When she said she fancied me, I'm like, why don't I like that?
19:49Why don't you like that?
19:50Why would I not like that?
19:52I don't, it's so, I find it so strange.
19:55I'm curious.
19:56Are you questioning the authenticity?
19:58No.
19:59No.
20:00I believe her, but it made me feel uncomfortable
20:02and I want to understand why.
20:03Have you experienced any rejection or criticism, um, towards you,
20:11either physically, um, your talent or anything?
20:15Yes.
20:16Can, can you unpack that?
20:17Um, I'm not comfortable disclosing who it was.
20:21Not a problem.
20:21But it was, it was.
20:22Whatever your comfort discloses.
20:23It was quite persistent.
20:26It would be, it would feel like small things.
20:29But they were quite, well, they weren't quite, they were constant.
20:33Mm-hmm.
20:33And it was consistent.
20:35Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip.
20:36And it's terrible to feel like you can't do anything right.
20:39Well, it's like anything you do do isn't good enough.
20:41And anything you don't do is not enough.
20:43Wow.
20:45That screams to me of someone who has been shouldering so much negativity projected towards you.
20:52I broke.
20:53I absolutely broke in that situation.
20:55It was really, yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was bad.
20:58I think this absolutely makes sense why there is a natural guard.
21:06It's, the stakes have got to be really fucking high for you to step outside this safe zone that you've
21:12created for yourself.
21:13And I really want you to take that on board.
21:14But what I definitely feel is that the scars are still being worn.
21:19As Anna gives Steve something to think about.
21:24Over on her brunch date, Colleen's now getting trigger happy with the questioning.
21:27And she's firing in the flirt to the crooning, swooning, deadly assassin, Mike.
21:33What's your favourite position?
21:3512 floors up with a clear field of vision.
21:37That you've been in work-wise.
21:39Oh.
21:40I used to work in a bunk bed mattress showroom where I would instruct.
21:46No, you didn't.
21:48Be honest now, you can't have done all these jobs.
21:50Yeah.
21:51You can't have.
21:52It's more than that.
21:53You listened to just the last six months in each job.
21:56I was in the police force for nearly 30 years.
21:58So what do you want to end up doing now?
22:00I would love just...
22:00You're a big part of the church, aren't you?
22:02I just want to see you.
22:02Yes.
22:03Is that the love of your life now?
22:05It's kind of been a bit like that.
22:06So I've been in various positions.
22:07I have been in positions of leadership.
22:09What's been your favourite position?
22:10In the church.
22:11I like to be at the front.
22:12Oh, really?
22:13I like to be at the front.
22:14I always like to be a bit at the back.
22:16And get away with murder at the back.
22:17This is a dream.
22:20It's not a dream.
22:21It's a miracle.
22:24God forgive you, Michael.
22:26Jesus.
22:28Well, this has been lovely once again, hasn't it?
22:31It has been indeed.
22:32I like how relaxed it is.
22:34Do you kiss on second dates?
22:35He is locked and loaded.
22:37And actually, there's a comment in the Bible about greet one another with a holy kiss.
22:42What's the difference between a holy kiss and an unholy kiss?
22:46You'll have to ask my old RE teacher that.
22:48He's in Parker.
22:50I see that I'm backing up here.
22:51What is the difference?
22:52About three seconds.
22:56No.
22:57Do you mind if you leave your eyes with me?
23:00My eyes will always be on you.
23:05Go on, Sniper Mike.
23:06Nice little kiss at the table.
23:09It's so lovely being with Mike.
23:11And I do think he genuinely likes me.
23:14And I just wish I could feel something more.
23:18But it's early days.
23:19So who knows?
23:21Get the bill.
23:22I'm paying.
23:24I'm ready.
23:24You paid last time.
23:25No, no, no.
23:26All day long.
23:27I look like I'm only grabbing a bit.
23:29I am.
23:30So go on then.
23:33Thank you, sir.
23:34Are you sure about this?
23:35Because I do feel bad.
23:36No, absolutely.
23:37It's just my pleasure.
23:38So.
23:39Thank you so much.
23:40You had a great son.
23:41Yeah, I'll have the receipt.
23:44Yeah, good luck claiming that one back.
23:46Right.
23:47It's been a dream.
23:48More than a dream.
23:49More than a dream.
23:50Long may the dream continue.
23:52Long may the dream continue.
23:53Nicely put.
23:55As long as it doesn't turn into a nightmare.
23:57For me that went very, very well.
23:58It was a fantastic time.
23:59Great occasion.
24:00Wonderful lady.
24:01I fancy clean in every way.
24:04And I would desperately hope to take her out.
24:07Again.
24:08Me again.
24:09Come on.
24:10Oh.
24:11That was so nice.
24:13Fresh.
24:14Isn't it?
24:14Here we go.
24:15She's in range, Mike.
24:17Take the safety off.
24:18See you later.
24:18Oh, come on.
24:21Unholy.
24:22Unholy.
24:23On target.
24:24No recoil.
24:25Good work.
24:25No, no, it was a holy one.
24:26Oh, it was a holy one.
24:27Unholy next.
24:29See you later.
24:30Bye-bye.
24:31Bye.
24:31Date number two with Mike was fabulous.
24:33I could see Mike again and again and again.
24:37But I'm just still not getting that.
24:38I can't even describe it.
24:39Is it flutters?
24:41I don't know.
24:41I'm really confused actually.
24:43Be interesting to hear what the agents think.
24:46Just go with it, Colleen.
24:47He's a good guy.
24:49Besides, the agents are fully engaged right now
24:52as Anna and Dr T are still unpacking Stephen's past
24:55to help give him the tools to move forwards in the future.
24:59Are you carrying a lot of emotion around your current ex?
25:04Absolutely.
25:05There's a photograph I've got in my head of what, you know,
25:07my son's family was going to look like,
25:09and that was my family too.
25:10And that's so tough.
25:12Mm.
25:12There are times where I'm just like,
25:14could we not just fucking sort it out?
25:16Is it fair to say then that it's still complex emotionally?
25:21Oh, man, it will never not be.
25:23Because now we're co-parenting,
25:24and people don't hear men talk about this, right?
25:31It's all right, babe.
25:32Sit with it.
25:34I never had a kid to not wake up to him.
25:42You know, my dad fucking ran.
25:44You know?
25:46I'm not running.
25:48Far from it.
25:52And it's fucking hard.
25:54You know?
25:55It's so hard to put your feelings to the side and go,
25:58I'm going to prioritize the well-being of my kid.
26:01I can't show him how upset I am all the time.
26:05You know?
26:06And it's so important that he sees good example,
26:10because you have to lead by example.
26:14And...
26:15It's...
26:16It's not easy.
26:17People just have this assumption of men being fucking feelingless.
26:23Why do you think more men kill themselves?
26:29It's because we don't know how to tend.
26:34Do I give you up?
26:36We don't know how to tend.
27:07It's great.
27:08You are an exemplary father.
27:11And I know you struggle taking compliments,
27:13but you are an exemplary father.
27:15And I see the work that you've put in.
27:17And I think it makes sense when you bring it into this place,
27:22into the dating world.
27:24It's another deeply vulnerable space.
27:27You're just not ready yet, Stephen.
27:29And that's okay.
27:30And that doesn't mean that any of this process is wasted.
27:32Far from it.
27:33I think it's so necessary for you to be here,
27:36to have this space,
27:37and to really recognize what your role is in life.
27:41Yeah, absolutely.
27:42I'm still firefighting.
27:43And I just don't want to spend my life surviving.
27:46I've done so much of that.
27:47No.
27:48No.
27:48I want to find a way to thrive.
27:50It's just like...
27:53Yeah.
27:54But you will.
27:54It takes time.
27:56Yeah.
27:56Okay?
27:58Thank you for sharing everything.
27:59How are you feeling?
28:00Yeah.
28:01A lot, I'm feeling.
28:02Yeah?
28:02Yeah.
28:03You okay?
28:04Yeah.
28:04Anything you need?
28:05That's such a, like, just response.
28:07I know.
28:07Yes, but no.
28:08Is there anything you need right now?
28:10No.
28:10Just same time, I think.
28:12I really respect Anna and Dr. Tara,
28:14and I've taken on board everything that they've said.
28:18And where it's really helping is,
28:20it's helping steer my concentration
28:22and helping me focus on the things that I really need to,
28:26some of which I wasn't even aware of.
28:27Bye!
28:28Thank you both.
28:28See ya.
28:29Bye, darling.
28:31Steven, he's a very complicated man, and beautifully so.
28:35I just genuinely wish so much for him,
28:39a really fulfilling, healthy future with regards to relationships.
28:44Mm-hmm.
28:45Well, I don't know about you, I need a drink.
28:47As Anna heads off to neck a massive can of monster,
28:52you'll never guess who this bloke has got in the back of his cab.
28:55Yeah, it's new besties Gabs and Potsy heading to their double date
28:58with Joelle and Anthony.
29:00I'm a double date virgin, so this is like my first time ever going on a double date.
29:05So I'm very excited it's with you.
29:07I'm excited, yeah!
29:07And I'm very excited it's with Ant.
29:09Yeah.
29:10That's cute!
29:12If it goes well today then, do you think you are invested enough for it to, like, continue?
29:17I just want to do that and there would be a ring on my finger, do you know what I
29:19mean?
29:20I just think my hand would look really nice with a ring on it.
29:23Same.
29:24I mean, you've got half of Claire's accessories on your hands, what are you talking about?
29:30Same.
29:31She can hardly pick up her fingers because of that effort.
29:34Who doesn't love a heavy fingering?
29:37And as night falls, oversized rugby man beast James Haskell is arriving for his second date with Dottie.
29:44I have a very good feeling about it all.
29:46I'm very excited for this date.
29:48Dottie barely said yes to her second date, didn't she?
29:50She kept us all with suspense.
29:51I was shitting it.
29:54Sorry.
29:55Yes!
29:55Who can forget Dottie's star performance at the Stixer when she basically ripped James a new one in front of
30:01everyone.
30:02Is there a traction with James?
30:04TVC.
30:06She's playing hardball, I love it.
30:08She's my kind of woman.
30:10She's an absolute sass merchant and she properly did me.
30:14Let's go and have some fun.
30:17If by fun you mean another full on public humiliation, well you won't have to wait long because here comes
30:22Dottie.
30:23Wake up your lovers.
30:27Chasing each other under diamond sky.
30:30I'm very flattered to be chosen.
30:32I do feel like we have good chemistry and I'm intrigued to see if there is more attraction to come.
30:39More attraction to come.
30:41So there is something there.
30:43I've got a good feeling about this.
30:47Hello you.
30:48Oh hello!
30:49Sorry to keep you waiting.
30:50It's alright, how are you?
30:52I'm good, thank you.
30:52How are you?
30:53Can you take a coat?
30:54Yes please, thank you.
30:56That's alright.
30:57There we are.
30:58You look amazing.
30:58Thank you very much.
30:59Put it over here.
31:00Is that alright?
31:02Hey boss, can I give you these?
31:04Is that alright?
31:04Thanks my man.
31:05Yeah, thanks my man.
31:06Nice super cool DJ chat, yeah?
31:08Cool.
31:09Oh yeah, you look great.
31:10What's been happening?
31:12Do you know what?
31:12Actually not that much.
31:14Bit like James then.
31:15We have got a lot to discuss.
31:18I feel like I'm in trouble.
31:20You did well.
31:20You actually sassed me into the ground.
31:22I did enjoy it a little bit.
31:24Well well done, bravo.
31:25Well done madam.
31:26Lovely doing business.
31:27That was great work.
31:29Jesus.
31:29Do you feel like I challenged you?
31:31Challenged him?
31:31He got less bruised playing against a spring box.
31:34Well I think you challenged me while I wasn't playing the game.
31:38I think it was one of those things.
31:40I didn't sign up to a game but I was playing you anyway.
31:42Do you know what?
31:42It's my fault for being underprepared.
31:44Cheers.
31:44Cheers.
31:46Cheers to ruining my life.
31:48I always have a great time with Dottie.
31:50She's not frightened to put me back in my box and put me in my place.
31:53But this is the second day.
31:54We need to get to know each other a bit better.
31:56And we need to really find out.
31:58Do we have that chemistry and do we like each other?
32:01Do you mean get intimidated by it?
32:02Intimidated, yes.
32:03Why?
32:04Why do you think they get intimidated?
32:06Because she can make a six foot four, eighteen stone, ex England rugby player look like a
32:10right pussy.
32:12I think because I'm quite fiercely independent.
32:14Okay.
32:15So do you think that men would want, do you think he'll want someone to be a bit more
32:19dependent on them or they find it threatening because you've got your own stubborn?
32:22I think the majority would rather have someone a bit more available or dependent on them.
32:28Okay.
32:29Whereas I'm just like, nah, I'm doing my thing.
32:31If you fit in, you fit in.
32:33Yeah.
32:33Yeah, that's perfect.
32:35That's perfect.
32:35I don't.
32:36It's got to be perfect.
32:39I think I might have done, actually.
32:41I think I might have walked into that one again.
32:43You know, I'm like eight nil Dottie.
32:45With the flirty banter heating up, across the river, our agents have blown the budget
32:50and booked a one hour slot at this posh karaoke joint.
32:54So Gabs and Potsy can make sweet, sweet music on their double date.
33:03I'm a bit nervous.
33:07Is it warm?
33:08Yeah.
33:08I can't take mine off.
33:10I've got a vest underneath and it's just not going to be cute.
33:12Okay, the check's giving.
33:13It's not going to be cute.
33:14The thing is I'm wearing plather and it's easily 45 degrees in here.
33:19Well, if you think it's hot now, wait until you cop an eyeful of this pair.
33:24They're going to be like the Taylor Swift to your Travis Kelsey,
33:27the Jay-Z to your Beyonce, the Angelica Bell to your Michael Underwood.
33:31Maybe not that one.
33:32That's it.
33:33Third date for me, things are going really well.
33:35Finding out a bit more about David, what he wants out of a relationship
33:39and just seeing if it sort of matches what I'm looking for.
33:42I just want to sing today.
33:43Like, who are you up?
33:44Tonight, especially after going to the agency, let's just have fun.
33:47Let's just kind of just see how things go and just hope that we're going in the right direction.
33:51Hi.
33:52Hello.
33:53Hi.
33:54Are you okay?
33:54Nice to see you.
33:56Nice to see you.
33:57How are you?
33:57Welcome to our double date shenanigans.
34:00Do you know what we're doing today?
34:03I am so excited for my third date with Anne.
34:06He's absolutely gorgeous and we get on so well.
34:10But I feel like I need to start digging a little bit deeper.
34:13I need to see what he really wants and if we're on the same page.
34:17How do you feel about karaoke?
34:19He's ready to sing.
34:20Is he?
34:21I've never been to a karaoke bar before a date before so if Joelle is too cool for school
34:26or if he gives it beans and is a bit cringy, I don't know what's going to give me that
34:32more.
34:32What's your karaoke song?
34:34Listen to me, my mum always told me, son, don't sing out in public.
34:39Are you that bad?
34:41If you hear my voice, yeah.
34:43I'm just...
34:44I'm trying to give you guys a free wimp and...
34:46Okay, maybe you just like hum.
34:48Hum?
34:49Alright, Gabs.
34:50Maybe save that for the taxi home.
34:52No, I don't.
34:54It's a bit much.
34:56You sing and you can just go...
34:59Oh, it was just Scouse for humming.
35:01Bad luck, Joelle.
35:03Humming?
35:03What do you think I said?
35:05Yeah.
35:06Go on, Joelle.
35:07What you bringing?
35:08Humming.
35:08Humming.
35:09Not bad, but it's no.
35:12Humming.
35:12Humming.
35:13Come on, Joelle.
35:13Here we go.
35:15Humming.
35:16No.
35:17Humming.
35:19Humming.
35:20Humming.
35:20Humming.
35:21I think this chat's humming almost as much as David's pleather.
35:24He'll need cream after wearing that.
35:34Well, welcome back to Celebs Go Dating where big man tough guy James is still working out if the perfect
35:41Dottie fancies him.
35:42So he's trying a new approach.
35:44He's opening up.
35:46I was fearful about having a kid because I'd only just got my life in order.
35:51And I was like, I knew my ex would be an amazing mum, which she is.
35:55But I was terrified of bringing something into this world that I would always be worried about.
35:59And that I knew, before I had her, I even knew how much I'd love her.
36:02And I was like, I'm like...
36:03And now?
36:04It's the same thing.
36:05I love her so much.
36:06Like, you just love it like a primal love.
36:08Yeah.
36:09Do you want kids?
36:09Oh, here we go.
36:11Yeah.
36:11There was a face when I didn't.
36:12Check, please.
36:15Hello, man.
36:15This is beautiful.
36:16You're really welcome.
36:19Yes, I did.
36:20There was a face when I didn't.
36:21Right.
36:22So you do now.
36:24So, the Will You Have My Babies chat is making Dottie laugh.
36:27This is progress.
36:29Where next, DJ Me features?
36:31Do you want me to do your tattoos?
36:32I've not asked about these.
36:33Like, what's this?
36:33Oh, the tattoos.
36:34A lot of them are just random doodles.
36:36And then there are some, like, more emotional stuff.
36:39Love, yeah.
36:40That is a hand and a paw for my dog.
36:43I love my dog like a child, which...
36:45Yes.
36:45You think I'm sassy.
36:47Yes.
36:48Wait until you meet her.
36:49Do you reckon she'd like me?
36:50No.
36:51What would happen if I walked in and saw her?
36:53Right, she's got very cat-like behaviours.
36:56If you show her loads of affection, she's not interested.
36:59If you don't pay her any attention, she's yours.
37:04Are we talking about the dog or are we talking about you?
37:05I just don't know how much that is.
37:08That's a bit like...
37:09Yeah.
37:11Because I still don't know whether you fancy me.
37:13You don't think I fancy you?
37:15I don't know.
37:15You don't know?
37:16I still don't know if you fancy me.
37:17Really?
37:18Has he had too many studs to the head?
37:20Even I can tell Dottie's Dottie about him.
37:22I still don't know.
37:23Well, I'm not going to tell you.
37:27OK.
37:30With Dottie's defences opening up, can the big man play the advantage and kick on?
37:37But across town at a karaoke double date, David's doubling down on the drinks in an effort to help them
37:42score.
37:43Tequila time, don't forget to lick the rim.
37:45First rule of karaoke.
37:47Cheers, everyone!
37:48Cheers!
37:49Thank you!
37:49To karaoke!
37:52Can I ask you a serious question?
37:54Of course you can.
37:55You've been married twice before?
37:57Yeah.
37:58Twice before!
37:58Yeah.
37:59Listen, I just want to get to the nitty gritty before I go and have fun and forget anything ever
38:02happened.
38:03Erm, when was you last married?
38:06Three...
38:07I've just literally ended my divorce, so I split with my second husband three years ago.
38:12What is the ideal five-year plan?
38:14I just want to be happy like everyone else.
38:16It's like marriage again.
38:17Yeah, yeah, no, that's why I say, like, I wouldn't rule out...
38:21It wouldn't be fair on my new partner for me to say I didn't want to get married again, et
38:25cetera, et cetera.
38:26Everyone deserves a clean slate.
38:27Of course you do, yeah.
38:29Aw, he's proper romantic, isn't he?
38:31Either that, or he loves a buffet.
38:33Right, Joelle, talk to me.
38:35Oh.
38:36Oh, OK.
38:36So what's your five-year plan?
38:39My five-year plan is just kind of like...
38:42I'm obviously looking to have children.
38:44OK.
38:44Yeah, yeah.
38:45I'm looking to have my one and only woman.
38:49Yeah.
38:50And just be happy in life.
38:52Does Gabby fit that picture?
38:54Yeah, she does, 100%.
38:56No!
38:57Thank you!
38:58Do you know what I love so much?
39:00What?
39:02Is that how much he likes you?
39:05How do you know that he likes me?
39:07I can just tell.
39:08Because I just know Joelle is not the type of guy to stick around and wait for somebody who doesn't
39:12like him.
39:13100%.
39:14This date is totally different vibes from the ones we've had before.
39:18We're both so relaxed.
39:19We're having a proper laugh.
39:20And I'm so glad that I chose to stick with him.
39:23So I just whip out a ring right now?
39:25Yes!
39:25Oh, my God!
39:26I'm ready for that.
39:28The ring on the finger.
39:29I'm ready for that.
39:29Fine.
39:31Let me get divorced first.
39:33I'm happy.
39:34So you're ready for that?
39:35I am, I am, I am, I am.
39:36I was going to say, I'm going to get arrested for adultery.
39:40Don't drag me into that.
39:41But I'm really starting to like Anthony.
39:43And, listen, he's been married twice before.
39:47So surely a third time is going to be no problem whatsoever.
39:50And I will happily run up the aisle.
39:54I've got a look in the eye.
39:55Oh, Hugh!
39:56Cheers!
39:58Yes, Potsy!
39:59So as David dreams of taking Anthony up the aisle, across the river,
40:03it's a slightly different proposal for big man James.
40:06As he's still desperately trying to work out if Dots has got the hops.
40:11So how do you normally end, like, second dates?
40:15What's the question?
40:15Be more specific.
40:16Yeah, where's he going with this?
40:18Do you like the kissing dates?
40:20Like, what's your...
40:21Oh, Haskell, subtle stuff.
40:24Maybe.
40:25Maybe.
40:29I would say I would have a third date, yes.
40:31On a third date?
40:31Yeah.
40:32I have to get a third date and that's when I get my...
40:35Yeah.
40:36So at least we've learnt you would like to kiss me.
40:37Yeah.
40:38This is progress!
40:40Hey!
40:41Hey!
40:41What?
40:42I feel like...
40:43There you go.
40:43You've broken my wall down.
40:45I had to smash the wall down.
40:47I had to fucking send the SAS in.
40:49I was like, date's 75 and they're still going.
40:52Okay.
40:53Can I kiss you?
40:53Or let me think about it tomorrow on date's 78.
40:56It's worth it.
40:56It's worth it.
40:57Is the kiss going to be good?
40:58I don't...
40:59I'm just asking.
41:00It's just hard.
41:01Do you do a date?
41:02Shut up!
41:03Right, fuck me.
41:04I'll get the bill.
41:05Bill, please.
41:06The bill, definitely.
41:07Please don't get the bill.
41:08Thanks, brother.
41:10She definitely has me on the back foot at times, which is quite fun.
41:12I quite like it.
41:13It sort of makes me...
41:13It's a bit discombobulating, you know?
41:15I obviously like her.
41:16I think she's very attractive.
41:17I think she's smart.
41:18I think she's funny.
41:19As dates go, it was right up there.
41:21That's right.
41:22Sure?
41:22Yeah, it's fine.
41:23It's only because you want me on date three.
41:26Yeah.
41:27Sit for another one to get Stonewall to date four.
41:30Yeah, actually, I don't actually kiss until date four.
41:33Oh, no, you don't until date four.
41:34Thanks, my man.
41:35Do we handshake or...
41:39Fist bump or do you...
41:40No, don't...
41:41You don't ever fist bump.
41:42I felt that James definitely flirted a lot more than he did last day
41:47and I would say it was successful.
41:51Right.
41:51So, go on then.
41:52There has been a development in the physical attraction towards James
41:57by the end of that date, yes.
41:59You're not on question time, Dottie.
42:01Just say you're fancying.
42:02We can all see it.
42:04Thank you for a lovely date.
42:05My pleasure.
42:06I had a great time.
42:07Yeah, me too.
42:08Take the date.
42:09Take the date.
42:10Right.
42:10Take the date.
42:11Take the date.
42:12See you later.
42:13See you later.
42:15Bye.
42:19Bye.
42:23Bye.
42:26Bye.
42:28Bye.
42:32Bye.
42:33Bye.
42:38Bye.
42:46Bye.
42:48Bye.
42:48Bye.
42:51Bye.
42:53Bye.
42:59Bye.
43:00Bye.
43:11Bye.
43:14Bye.
43:16Bye.
43:27Bye.
43:29Bye.
43:30Bye.
43:35Bye.
43:40Bye.
43:44Bye.
43:49Bye.
43:49I know I didn't want to sing, but you guys made me sing and I felt comfortable.
43:52I'm not going to lie, I think we're grateful for some.
43:55We are! Oh, thank you for a lovely...
43:56Oh my God, they're getting up on each other.
43:58You had a good time?
43:59Always had a good time.
44:01Thank you so much for an amazing night.
44:04Oh, here we go.
44:05Hold tight, I'm coming in.
44:07The chandelier.
44:09Oh, I can't get there.
44:13I'm gonna swing
44:16From the chandelier.
44:19The chandelier.
44:22That'll do.
44:22Stick a bit of auto-tune, that'd be lovely.
44:25Oh, guys.
44:27The double date.
44:28Double date was good.
44:29The double date of squad.
44:31I'm a smitten kitten.
44:34That is disgusting.
44:37Don't tell him I've had that, it's embarrassing.
44:39It's always good to end on a high.
44:41And baby, we were through the fucking race.
44:44Oh, yes, potsy.
44:46Yes.
44:46Oh my God, are you going off together now?
44:48Are you going off?
44:49Well...
44:49Absolutely.
44:51I can't wait to get away.
44:53Bye, bitches!
44:54We're going, we're going, we're going.
44:56Dave is one of those people where I get around him and then I get the feels a little bit
45:00for him.
45:02And I really think about the possibility of a future with him.
45:05Oh, it was actually so fun.
45:06Oh, that was good fun.
45:07How nice and...
45:07How cute are them two together?
45:09Yeah.
45:09Gabby's beautiful, isn't she?
45:10I mean, obviously not as cute as us.
45:12We're saying we're just going to have a good night tonight, yeah?
45:15The date tonight went, like, perfectly well, like, better than expected.
45:18Karaoke was one for the books.
45:21I felt like Beyonce in that moment.
45:23You didn't sound like her.
45:27Tonight was a turning point for me.
45:29I had so much fun with Joelle and I would like more of that.
45:33We've had four dates now, but tonight was the time where we actually just saw each other's personalities.
45:40And I think the more we see of that, the more we'll get to know each other and see if
45:44that's what we want.
45:45But, so far, so good.
45:47Joelle's going to be humming tonight.
45:49We fucking love him, don't we, Gabs?
45:51Come here!
45:52I'm so fucking excited.
45:54Rob, do you mind if I do this?
45:56Tomorrow night!
45:57I'm a sucker for a hand kiss.
45:59Wow!
46:00PK gets a stiff talking, too.
46:02You were in there with that schlong, throwing it around left, right and centre.
46:07Killeen has a wobble.
46:08We got on really well, but there's just something not there.
46:12And the professor faces some hard truths.
46:15I think that attraction is not there yet.
46:17As our celebs.
46:18What are you looking for?
46:19I'm looking for you.
46:21Go!
46:22Do I look like someone that's not drunk with me?
46:24You just want shenanigans.
46:25Daisy!
46:25I don't know where I have my ass.
46:50I don't know where I have my ass.
46:52You
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