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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 12
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00:00tonight get in there with your titty tassels shimmy shimmy lucinda pours her heart out
00:06let it out before sticking her nose in
00:11so gorgeous as our celebs i want to fill my finger with a big fat ring
00:21there's a couple of people that i think we've got in common they didn't bring you the best
00:26what did they know couldn't just stay at home and punish myself in the face dating
00:39welcome to celebs go dating it's a brand new day at the agency where as always the relationship
00:46management and emotional well-being of their celeb clients is the main focus of the agents
00:51can i say everyone looks really bloody fit today oh anna you know what on that note yeah i have
00:57something big that i want to announce we all know that p-dog go on i had sex last night
01:03oh well i
01:04watched silent witness in my pants eating hash browns but you don't hear me showing off i put
01:09the ketchup in an egg cup i think you're teasing us about the announcement yes you're right i was
01:14being a bit coy what's the real announcement yeah i'm i'm british guys i've i'm i'm a full-on
01:20resident of the uk i did pass my test i did pass my test yeah thank you thank you
01:28you know what this means you can never get rid of us
01:36and here's someone else we can't get rid of it's david and i've seen enough potsy walkings to know
01:41when he's hung over big time let's hope he's functioning enough to make the exact noise of
01:47the intercom bell still got it dp celebrity dating agency hi tom it's david come in darling dude
01:55oh keep it down tom he's feeling fragile
02:15oh god don't go over there tom those sick burps linger let's make life really nice because you're hanging
02:23yeah you're hanging out of your annus yeah oh don't pamper him tom he's only hanging out of his
02:29annus because he went full yb for weekender last night actually i think i've just got a kind of
02:35coconutty residue on my hand oh nice what a treat tiny little bit of alcohol yeah
02:41oh my goodness oh darling i'm so sorry oh oh rude awakening rude awakening hello hi lovely tea we're
02:51ready for david all right darling oh oh come on i need a lucas aid oh well you look ravishing
03:01oh
03:01thank you aesthetically i wouldn't know you were hanging you would if you looked at his shorts
03:05honestly it's like a butcher's window thank you because i feel like i'm gonna die oh darling
03:13oh now let's see what kind of mood david is in he's always in a big mood so he is
03:21oh oh oh
03:24i mean that is a powerful entrance david your legs are popping your lips are popping thank you
03:31my insides aren't popping a little bit ropey after last night had a big night out and basically
03:40the day was sick david got a right eyeful from anthony oh okay that's my dog then he got a
03:51mouthful
03:59and judging by the state of david today it wasn't just a quickie he pulled his pants down
04:04oh so i was looking at his tattoos and he was like i've just got a new tattoo and i
04:08was like oh what
04:08is it he was like it's my dog and i was like oh let's see your dog he went it's
04:12on my leg and then
04:13just stood up and pulled his pants down bulge was in my face i didn't know if i was looking
04:18at the dog
04:19dressed as a pirate on his thigh captain cock next to it i was actually like i don't know where
04:25to
04:25look i was like do you prefer somebody making the move or do you like like making the first move
04:31he
04:31was like i prefer if somebody somebody makes the move but failing that i'll get me cock and balls out
04:36and show you me pirate dog so we kissed over the table then what happened next then we left we
04:44had a
04:44peck outside and then i was like i don't want this to end oh so i was like should we
04:49go for another
04:50tequila you went after hours we went after hours and we know in the agency when we go after hours
04:56things have got a bit of a dot dot dot so come on yeah then all of a sudden he
05:02just lent in and we
05:03were snogging in the middle of the pub which is kind of making me cringe a little bit but then
05:07i'm
05:07also loving it what the fuck sorry just wanted to join in too yes david what a result
05:21so if david getting all hot under the collar the incoming gabby is getting all hot under a coat
05:27she clearly bought from age concern hello celebrity dating agency hey it's gabby do
05:36come in
05:36i'll make you sweat oh look at you how are you oh i see what not normal say what you
05:54want about
05:54that jacket but at least it muffles tom's nonsense oh it's very toss on toss offable isn't it if
06:00anyone else said that there'd be trouble oh it's like a stole it's bloody cold though outside it is
06:06you're very well dressed for this oh thank you little chinchilla don't worry it's fake everyone
06:11as if gabby would kill that many chinchillas it'd be a great fight though upstairs the only bout
06:17david's having is a bout of horniness after his knockout night how would you rate that date from one
06:23to ten honestly a solid 9.5 9.5 yeah wow so are you curious to hear what he thinks
06:30two one go over there i was impressed by his personality and his energy he had beautiful eyes
06:44david handled the date so well oh my god this is mature yeah i'm so mature uh what's the last
06:51one
06:52taz uh that's dr taz to you how would you rate your date with david from one to ten oh
06:59god i've just
06:59said 9.5 he said
07:02he said
07:05ten out of ten
07:07yes
07:09basket come on
07:11yes baby
07:13uh are they pleased with that it's hard to tell we are very very pleased thank you clears that up
07:20we're so proud of you
07:22thank you i'm excited to kind of see where it goes so second date that's the really important yeah okay
07:29have a think about the things that are really important to you okay tequila shots snugging and
07:33dogs dressed as pirates
07:35that you would like to share with anthony my challenge for you this time would be
07:40ask him what are you like in bed
07:42i lie face down head in the pillow arm under it leg ain't that arse out the duvet like a
07:47fucking
07:47warthog sexual communication is hard and other than that just get in there with your titty tassels and
07:54yeah get in there and enjoy baby shimmy shimmy
07:56shimmy shimmy
07:57thank you bye bitches
07:59bye bitches
08:01bye my loves
08:05babes i think
08:06what we need to do right now
08:08is start getting our wedding outfits ready i thought you were gonna say we should pop a bottle of champagne
08:14david might well be off for a hair of the dog
08:17as one happy poxy leaves gabby's next in and she's getting dr t and pcb in the agent roulette
08:25come on in
08:28hello
08:29i was like who've i got today
08:32gabby and joelle caused quite a splash in tenerife
08:36i feel like it's only fair to
08:37give joelle a second go
08:39their first date was so nice they had to do it twice
08:42and by twice i mean twice as many people
08:44because it was a double date with lucindra and ken
08:47that's all right
08:47how many is that a hundred
08:49what a hundred for the best
08:51i see so much
08:52and once they'd gone gabby got a godfall
08:55not like that you perverts
08:56how was your double date
08:58it
09:00an experience
09:01really
09:01we were so excited for it
09:04it was
09:04we were just bouncing off each other me and lucinda
09:07and
09:08then we got in there and when they
09:10when the guys arrived it just kind of went
09:13like a choir of ducks
09:15they left
09:16which means you and joelle could have alone time
09:19yeah he brought me a hundred roses
09:21a hundred roses
09:23did he i've never had that in my life
09:24how did you feel about that
09:26i just feel like he's sincere
09:28and he's he's got really good
09:31potential
09:33but he's very young
09:35i keep coming back to this
09:37if he was older
09:39and in a maybe different position in his life
09:41then i would be excited by it but i just have this gut feeling that it's like
09:45am i just
09:46wasting my time
09:49you talked about some of the challenges with joelle
09:52what's the upside
09:53i like how i feel when i'm with him
09:55really how would you describe it
09:57just like hot
09:58are you sure that's not just the chinchilla body warmer
10:01just like hot
10:03he's interested
10:05and wants to get to know me
10:07and i do believe that from him
10:08he's got a really good energy to be around
10:10i do like being around him
10:12okay everything that you've told me
10:14says that you definitely need another date with this guy
10:18the real question is
10:21does he show up in this third date consistent
10:25if you feel a drop off
10:28as ken precipitously dropped
10:30what's wrong with saying suddenly paul
10:32if you feel a drop off
10:34you walk
10:35if you don't feel seen
10:37you walk
10:37right
10:38this is why this third date is
10:40very very important
10:42yeah
10:43wow pcb is serious
10:45typical brit
10:46on this date
10:47you're going to be able
10:49to collect more information
10:51about him
10:52and make a decision for yourself
10:54on this next date
10:56so it's a very important date
10:57oh god
10:58god
10:59yeah this is your biggest date so far
11:02of your time here at the agency
11:03yeah
11:05all right
11:05so you're ready
11:06you feel good
11:07yeah
11:07you know what the mission is
11:09yes
11:09okay
11:10no pressure agent gab's
11:22welcome back to celebs go dating where gabby's gone to get ready for her most important date ever
11:27and it's married at first sight for sore eyes lucinda's turn who's come dressed as an old lady's couch
11:35hello celebrity dating agency hello gorgeous tom read wilson oh miss light come in come in
11:53oh
12:12hi
12:13as often poor as your skin is like one is right back at you
12:17likewise right back at you
12:18we could just do these forever
12:19for the love of god please don't
12:21can you just be my little pussycat and just curl up in my lap
12:25be sure
12:25and i'll just stroke you
12:26you'd be a better pussycat than me
12:28oh
12:28you'd just purr on me
12:29well i am very tactile i think it's my love language
12:32iso i reckon you're fluent in all of the love languages
12:35me too my love language is pussy
12:38and dicks
12:38in terms of affirmations i have a rule if it's dancing on my frontal lobe it has to visit my
12:43tower
12:44which is why i refuse to dance on his frontal lobe
12:47would you like to ring up t
12:49gotta clean this phone here
12:50has it got makeup on it
12:51look at that
12:51can i put it on speakerphone
12:53no you have to lick my foundation off the phone
12:55go on p-dog give it a lick
12:59hello
13:02certainly
13:04thank you
13:06lucinda
13:07bye my darling
13:08bye darling
13:09back out in tennis lucinda had her first date with ken
13:12i'm not gonna lie to you this your lips is just doing it for me
13:16and after some serious graft they managed to clear the restaurant with their snog fest
13:21but on their second date ken got ahead of himself
13:23i mean i've got a penthouse in chelsea
13:27as well as putting his foot right in it
13:29listen she lives
13:30not the foursomes with these lines
13:32no but it's gotta be a foursome
13:33no foursomes ken
13:35causing lucinda to throw the towel in early
13:37have fun you two
13:39thank you you too
13:41ken was looking for his barbie
13:43and he was pretty sure he'd found it in you
13:45oh
13:45when we left tenerife
13:47but come second date
13:49there was sort of not a presence that i'm looking for a quality of uh just soulful chat that feel
13:58that felt really true
14:00with ken when did you first feel he wasn't the right one for you
14:06do you know what i think it was the space between the notes of leaving tenerife and the next stage
14:15what i would argue is that you knew immediately
14:21you're right
14:21you extend this benefit of the doubt
14:24and you override your conscious
14:29i haven't been dating for so long that i always lean into it because i'm like well that's an experience
14:34lucinda is the epitome of a people pleaser but always saying yes or agreeing with your date that is not
14:40a good strategy because essentially they're not getting to know the real you
14:45i do recognize within all of that as well i'm a very quite acquired taste you know
14:52can we go into that a bit because
14:53well i'm a bit of an amazon clamazon so you know
14:56huh
14:57and then i think you know just being a bold woman i just don't think it's it's not a lot
15:04of people's cup of tea
15:05have you always sort of been this introspective
15:09no
15:09so what changed
15:10i think it's just truly come from being a giant mess
15:14and in so much pain and quite often a bit of heartbreak where i'm like i don't know where to
15:21put this
15:25yeah like a lot of pain you know
15:28yeah
15:29earlier and a lot of hatred toward my body as well
15:35um
15:37being bullied and called fat
15:39i've had a very um
15:41um
15:43a bit of body dysmorphia around science
15:46and it's a continual journey to accept a bigger body and yeah i mean i'm yeah
16:00i really am quite body positive i mean i you know i do it requires radical acceptance doesn't it but
16:09it's a journey
16:10and often we can
16:11fake it till we make it as well
16:13yeah
16:14if we throw enough shit at a wall it might stick
16:16yeah
16:17and we might just believe it ourselves and i think the challenge that you have is self-acceptance in that
16:22area
16:22yeah it can be and you know i mean often when i have a lover like i fall in love
16:29with it again
16:30because you know often what's reflected is just divine you know but sometimes when you're going solo you forget without
16:41that love and touch you know what i mean
16:43yeah
16:44i'm so emotional today
16:47i'm so emotional today
16:48we're such a um
16:49let it out
16:50huge mass of women in their middle age now that are not being met or or found or touched and
17:02felt and i think there's a bit of a lonely loneliness epidemic that's upon it's so sad
17:24it felt so easy in my twenties and thirties to fall in love and be in love
17:30you know sometimes i give up hope
17:34like you know i've been out there and like here i am let's go you know um you know this
17:41is great but yeah also no pressure
17:44you are and i'm not just saying this to say it one of the most exceptional people that i've ever
17:51witnessed
17:51this is really important because you are amazing but we also know that you know we can't keep carrying on
17:58up there you know when then we need to sometimes just sit in the sit in the mud and we
18:03right now we're sitting in the mud with you
18:04you are gorgeous okay thank you beautiful
18:12all it takes is one person lucinda yeah one person and you are putting yourself in the position to find
18:20that person
18:20yes thank you beautiful and you're right it is a numbers game isn't it just keep going
18:26until i found the poor bastard
18:29fantastic agent in from adubs and pcb there you've got this lucinda
18:35across town gabby's gearing up to work out if she wants to be in a duo with joelle who's 10
18:40years her junior
18:41the fact i want a third date is looking like it could get a bit serious and i'm not one
18:46to shy away from that
18:47jesus he thinks he could get serious enough to bring a wash bag
18:50it's obvious that we have some sort of chemistry there but i definitely need to dig a bit deeper
18:57and see if we are aligned on the fundamentals of what i would consider a strong relationship
19:03do you like minecraft
19:07hey
19:08how are you sorry to keep you waiting
19:11no you're great you look amazing man
19:13thank you
19:13oh thanks
19:14that's very nice of you thank you
19:20i'm nervous
19:21why
19:22i don't know
19:23maybe because the agents told her this is the most important date of her life
19:26is that a good thing you're a bathroom though
19:28i think it's a good thing
19:29it should be a good thing
19:30yeah
19:31i feel like if he wasn't nervous then it would be like
19:33what are you here for
19:34it's quite warm here
19:36fair enough
19:37joelle seems to think you're pretty hot too
19:39look at him
19:40i'm enjoying this feeling
19:42carry on
19:43i can't take any more off we're in a restaurant
19:46yeah no no
19:47we're saying that for later innit
19:49he's like a kid in a sweet shop
19:51and he's got his eye on a couple of gobstoppers
19:54how are you anyway
19:54i'm just happy to be in a situation with you
19:57yeah true
19:57what's on your mind
19:59loads of things
20:00loads of things
20:01yeah
20:02okay so i'm going to be straight up honest with you
20:04we've talked about the age thing before
20:06what i've been thinking about is that
20:07realistically
20:09what does the age gap mean moving forward what is in your like kind of like two-year plan or
20:15like things like that
20:41i'm ready to just settle down i'm like i'm not into all of this talking to loads of people
20:46and bouncing back and forth
20:48like i don't really find it interesting like getting something deep for like seven months
20:52then happen to start again i don't like the start and again process and i've always said like my next
20:56person i want it to kind of be my last
20:57what does like a long-term like a successful long-term relationship look like to you
21:16i don't have to make this a small relationship
21:17you know
21:17it's also like women
21:19but i don't think that anything
21:20that's a good word
21:22i was looking for that one
21:23it's not supposed to be people
21:26that's what does that know
21:26i think it's just really difficult for anything
21:27is what does that know
21:29i don't think it's a real humour
21:34back to hq now where the agents have been putting their own special skills to good use on lucinda
21:40um there's a date for you tonight but it's not just one what we have two wow we have two
21:48right
21:48so you have a starter and then you have a mate like a speed date like a speed date almost
21:57right
21:57but this is to really maximize your time here i like this okay so the beauty is that you can
22:04decide
22:05which of these two that you'd like to continue on as dessert that's so cheeky yes are we going in
22:12blind on this one we're going in blind we're going in blind yeah i love surprises exactly this is why
22:18we know because you lean into everything we give you yeah okay how you feeling about that oh my gosh
22:22this is going to be a night i tell you this will be thank you guys thanks for holding all
22:27my tender
22:28bits today always i didn't know that was part of the service they never hold mine bring it in sister
22:33thanks guys oh yeah honey here for you on the other side cannot wait
22:40all right you take it yep yep thanks guys so much love so much love this was a breakthrough moment
22:49uh and i wonder how much she's articulated of the story to anyone and the fact that she was willing
22:57and wanting to do it here now especially this point in the journey shows that her next half
23:04could truly be life-changing i think the best is very much yet to come yeah yep and hopefully this
23:11life-changing journey won't end in divorce back across town let's see how gabby is getting on sizing up
23:17her future prospects with lover boy joelle you asked me where do i see things in the next two
23:24years but where do you see things oh god i'm like ready to be in a proper relationship
23:31in a couple years don't know how long but before i'm 40 i would like to have kids yeah but
23:38yeah just
23:38like the real deal like i want to fill my finger with a big fat ring please and i want
23:44to fill my ring
23:45with a big fat finger gab's but you can't have it all right we're on the same page is that
23:49what you're
23:51looking for 100 how many children you want though two max i wouldn't call them both max but each to
23:57their own that's two three i'm having you two but a three is not my maximum you see where we
24:03end up
24:04no need to rush gabs it'll be an absolute sperm wagon at his age i do know that there's like
24:11a
24:11three date rule normally i'm not saying that this is right now even though we're on a fair date but
24:15normally it's a three date rule that that's where you kind of like oh level up i'm starting to think
24:21level up means sexy sexy boom time i think i know what you're saying but i didn't even know there's
24:25that rule but oh so you aren't a season date i'm very open to finding that right you know i
24:30mean i
24:30feel like here it's about time is it yeah if the time is right the time is right
24:38i like where kind of things are going i want to know about you more but yeah like i definitely
24:43want
24:43to carry things on you're confusing sometimes like how when i'm with you i'm like yeah fancy him
24:51but then obviously on my head on paper i'm like as young as this is that but then whenever i
24:56ask
24:57you things you always deliver and what i need you to say and that comes down to like my trust
25:01in
25:02whether i a honestly like believe it or like whether it's just a time will tell situation or
25:09let's not think that first let's live in the moment and if it's meant to be it's meant to be
25:13it's not that's not well that's very mature actually so i think we're telling let me meet you
25:21i had many doubts going into this mainly just because of the age thing and honestly everything
25:28that i asked joel he had a very solid response and i wasn't expecting that but i think right now
25:37not keeping my options open when i'm not 100 sure is a little unsettling for me so i just want
25:44to make
25:44sure that the agents know that well gabby's still not 100 sold on joelle so we'll have to see if
25:51he
25:51gets to level up or if it's time for a new player to enter
25:58in a rainy south london ex-rugby player turned superstar dj james haskell is in the back of the
26:04black cab and he is 100 pumped for his next day i'm very excited about this day so what i
26:09know about
26:10dotty is um she's into health and fitness um she looked very pretty in her photo she talked about
26:15wanting a bit of wit and confidence i mean i've definitely got one of those i'll let the audience
26:18decide which one that is it's a clue it's not the weird i would love to feel that connection and
26:23that
26:23vibe and find that energy straight away now hopefully tonight i'll have that well you better get a move
26:28on your late jimbo yeah the beat don't lie across town lucinda's on her way to the blind double date
26:36the agents have lined up to help solve a problem of giving people the benefit of the down what a
26:42fabulous opportunity to have a date for entree a date for main and then to choose one for dessert
26:50it's a bit of a choose your own adventure night and i'm here for it if you were going on
26:54an adventure
26:55it'll be handy if you was backed up by a viking that beard is so beardy i was already super
27:00excited
27:00and then it's like are you going to play against another guy and i'm okay here we go so it
27:04just
27:04ramped up my enthusiasm for the day a little bit more because i absolutely need to make sure i win
27:09mate it's a date not the hunger games
27:13you know i think competition is healthy so i'm coming in open-minded being my authentic self
27:17see if some things click between the two of us i believe i hope the best man wins we'll find
27:23out soon
27:26right sit tight damo and make yourself comfy lucinda might be a while
27:32hello hello how are you nice to meet you and you rag and you rag yes lucinda good to meet
27:38you
27:40how's it going pretty good yes how are you going yes i'm good i'm good so originally from australia
27:46right i'm yeah very much yes and then how long have you been in the uk if you don't mind
27:50well i
27:50sort of spend time between the two countries okay so you go i do a bit of both well you
27:57can't do
27:58both tonight you've got to pick one anorag's a cool guy he's definitely putting me at ease i'm i'm
28:04enjoying this how about you lucinda so siblings i've got an older brother and then a middle sister
28:10okay and so everybody's australia based i've never been to australia i've won indefinitely
28:15you have to come down under i think you just did hobbies what do you do outside of what to
28:21relax
28:21hobbies hobbies i actually just did the hoffman course do you know about yes yeah yeah yeah how
28:27was that i loved it you know i'm just trying to make better decisions for my life like not choosing
28:32the sugary things yeah sugar's the devil is sugar the devil i feel like the actual devil might be a
28:38bit put out by that comparison so start small have you heard of kaizen the concept of kaizen
28:42the japanese it's about incremental improvements when you want to make a change they always come up
28:49with good ones like there's the um in anarchy which is oh no ikegai ikegai ikegai ikegai ikegai ikegai
28:59yeah bukkake changed my life too i mean i follow lots of different systems yes it's amazing yeah
29:05universal laws of the universe they've got a lot of attraction go on law of vibration oh she knows
29:12all about that don't you worry i love all that stuff yeah yeah yeah totally well they're both chatting
29:17absolute fucking bollocks but they seem to be getting on that's a bonus
29:23right over to rugby star turned podcaster and dj james haskell who's running late for his first
29:29date with personal trainer dotty is it me or does she look just like his ex-wife chloe maidly how
29:34am i
29:35feeling excited i think i'm apprehensive my host of the day is to just get to know him find out
29:42what
29:43what he's really like behind the celebrity side that we see i love banter i like to be sarcastic i
29:50like to challenge and see if i can bring that out of him well you're in luck because here comes
29:55bantony hopkins now here's jimbo i'm very excited for my date with dotty i'm hoping it's better than
30:02the weather y'all y'all classic bands kill me how you doing i'm good thank you how are you
30:08james
30:08nice how are you doing you're right yeah i'm good oh my god this weather's awful it's disgusting
30:13literally disgusting turn up shaking it looks like i'm shaking with nerves but i'm literally
30:17freezing no i was nervous yeah yeah no of course of course it was nerves you look great thank you
30:22likewise thank you thank you i'll try i mean i'm not not much to work with but i'd try dotty
30:29looks
30:29beautiful she's got a great smile there's incredible energy i think this is going to be a really really
30:34good date can i get a glass of pitbull please pitbull what fireball do do do do do do do
30:41you want
30:41regular or large one no they're large please oh someone's gambling on james foot in the bill
30:46can i get a tequila soda please tequila thank you i wonder what you'd ordered then when you said a
30:51pitbull
30:51i was like yeah what kind of idiot would make that mistake mr worldwide it's very nice you can
30:57try it oh it's very sweet thank you you're good you're good at sharing yeah oh perfect yeah yeah
31:02i'm not sure i'll be spooning like dessert into mouth yeah that's probably too soon too soon okay
31:08always get to over eager what's happened to our baron of banter he's acting like a giddy school boy
31:15i think someone's potty for dotty back to me cinder who's still tucking into her first cool state
31:21anorak this has been magical and i want to end our engagement here with a bit of magic oh hello
31:30what's
31:30he got here then you're gonna do a magic trick a magic trick oh right he's actually gonna do a
31:35magic
31:35trick so we have two points yes thank god he didn't get his wand out dick joke bit of fun
31:40yeah
31:41yeah wow yeah and you have two points here that's the tip sorted wow i loved that that's cool so
31:53that's i'll leave you with a bit of magic you can think about it while you're on your second date
31:59okay
31:59well i better get out of here lovely meeting you likewise hope to see you yes
32:09what's your thoughts fella record the trick sealed the deal i had a great really good time lucinda is
32:14a lovely woman i hope it converts to a dessert but that's up to lucinda who she picks that out
32:20of the
32:20two of us but uh yeah i'm keeping my fingers crossed don't worry mate you never know damo might
32:25pull out some mime then your chances will definitely improve
32:28time to see if james has improved his chances with dotty after a nervy start from our superstar dj
32:36thank you so much one big bowling lot size and tequila soda what did they send you about me what
32:43do they say i kind of knew who you were kind of knew that is the level of celeb we're
32:48aiming for on
32:48this show there's a couple of people that i think we've got in common mutual friends that's nice
32:53okay like how in common look how scared you are i'm not scared oh god they've told you they didn't
33:00bring you the best life did they not oh hang on has jimbo been playing away from home that's a
33:06rugby
33:07and sex joke oh god it all depends who these people are you probably don't even remember the morning
33:12no i'm not like that no no no no don't label me as a player i'm not like i'm not
33:18that guy i mean
33:19this i've enjoyed my singing i'm sure yeah i'm sure you have oh no he's rucks this up
33:27back to lucinda who fresh from her agent selected starter date is making the short trip upstairs
33:32for a main course with beardy man damien i'm not going to do loads of viking jokes but he does
33:38put
33:38the four in four hi hello how are you you're a hugger you're damien is that hi hi how you
33:46doing
33:47loving me thank you i grew it all myself fabulous oh thank you no worries have you been here long
33:53since about 865 a.d if i remember correctly it's all good anticipation waving the waving
33:59yeah how have you been really good yeah excited to hang out with you yeah i don't come to them
34:05very often so it's all a little bit exciting for me i sat on my own business two years ago
34:09what's that and i've got to the axe throwing a what axe throwing courses okay hello we have
34:17shimichuri thank you medium beautiful medium that's amazing cheers for here i love that wow
34:25thank you do you like a beard is that yeah i'm into the beard what happens when you what's your
34:34face
34:34doing when the beard comes back i have no idea it's been 10 years i have no idea what's underneath
34:41there although i feel your face you can absolutely do whatever you want i warm up my hands oh what
34:49earth is happening just uh having a look and a feel that's cool don't have a smell oh god don't
34:59smell
35:00it is it smelled your body do you want me to come around there you can around no no i'm
35:03good oh you
35:06filthy beard sniffer you all right and your egg you my friend have got about three minutes to grow a
35:12beard
35:12lucky for you there's another break
35:22welcome back to celebs go dating where the earlier bout of beard groping has clearly left lucinda
35:27feeling frisky have you ever got a bit messy with food in the bedroom is that one of your things
35:33that's not like but i like that that's just come out of nowhere did you just look at that and
35:37go do
35:37you know what we should do maybe we should do we should do that another time do you want me
35:44to help
35:44you here let's start with this oh my god if she pops that on his beard i'm gonna throw up
35:52so i suppose i better excuse myself it is a tough choice this because they are both fabulous guys
35:58there's no doubt about it i've had such a great date with both of them i need to go and
36:03have a good
36:03thing about dessert so i it's a bit of an impossible choice i've got to say thank you very much
36:11i really
36:11appreciate that you smelled of mine as well thank you will i be seeing you again i don't know at
36:18this
36:18point because i'm never going to see you ever again i should give you a goodbye kiss he's not
36:22playing about do you want to do the nose yeah do the nose eskimos i think right well that's really
36:30fucking weird um let's leave them to it and crack on shall we fucking hell
36:38over to james who's struggling to get his date with dotty back on track after the revelation they had
36:43friends in common that he's been racking rugby joke can i get the miso card please um can i get
36:52the
36:52chicken satay please any allergy no thank you i always think you'd volunteer if you were deadly
36:59allergic to nuts you'd go yeah by the way i'm allergic to nuts yeah gutted if i was allergic to
37:05nuts
37:06do you love nuts love nuts why am i such a child such a child um out the gutter yeah
37:15bloody hell
37:15jimbo leave the bollock jokes to me you're trying to show dotty that you've moved on from being a
37:19ruck boy how many days have you been on four or five wow the dates i just didn't necessarily feel
37:25that like energy yeah he was too busy feeling dotty's mates energies look they're all attractive
37:31it was nice we've always had really good conversation but i'm trying to be more like
37:38intentional intentional is a great way yeah yeah i think you kind of know when you go on a date
37:43with
37:43someone within like five minutes 100 percent i mean i'd hate you for a second but i'd never give
37:51you a listen yeah my time's up yeah you're like can i just let you know i just wanted to
37:56make sure
37:56you're a bigger dick as i thought you were can i get this to go please thank you yeah i'm
38:00not 100
38:01sure she's joking right let's get back to lucinda's double date for the big reveal of who she's picked
38:08for her dessert course is it nose twitchy viking or magic boy i think it's only fair that i bring
38:18them both to disaster and you shipped off ken because he wanted an orgy
38:26i'm feeling cheeky i'm feeling mischievous and i'm ready to create some sparks now this is what's
38:32going to happen this is a quick fire game question and answer right wait are we doing a quiz now
38:39bit weird but i'm up for it but who is going to win tonight's special prize lucinda
38:44will it be damien the viking whose beard she tugged off and rubbed noses with or magic man anorak
38:50who put extra pennies in her purse okay oh that's quiz
38:58what color are my eyes blue one two where am i from in australia well one two how many siblings
39:07do
39:08i have two one he's absolutely right i've got two siblings yeah you're the youngest thank you
39:15i don't believe it the magic man of smash is three nil but it's all to play for as unbelievably
39:20enough
39:21there's a round two
39:24what's something that you'd like to say to me that you probably shouldn't i would say i would like to
39:29see you without the makeup on ah in the natural in the natural habitat yes
39:39i'd like to see you without your clothes
39:42you get more scores for that that is a better answer
39:46damo's answer has definitely won this quiz and look cheeky answers far over i don't make the rules
39:57i am so sorry it's all right but damo can i sit on your knee please tell me
40:03is it all right i've got something to tell you
40:10oh bless him pied off at first sight but to be fair he's taking it well
40:18okay this is getting a bit weird now two's company three's eye gougingly awkward
40:24why bring him back just to sit on the other geezer's lap that could be fun but thank you
40:29thank you so much so delightful all the best with everything thank you
40:34goodbye magic man now you see him now you don't oh look at that straight back on tinder
40:39what a ledge it's absolutely fine no hard feelings you know at the end of the day it's lucinda's
40:43decision so i respect that good on you mate i hope you got that two quid back for his busso
40:51right time to see whether james has managed to convince dotty to stay put on their day
40:59you've got nail varnish oh yeah you just noticed that about this no i noticed it a while ago but
41:03i've always painted my toenails since i was like 24
41:08okay is that a major issue
41:12more or less of an ick than him having sex with all your friends allegedly
41:15it's a bit odd i'll give you that it's a bit weird although guys are now starting to wear makeup
41:20and i'm here for it unbelievably she's actually into it all james needs to do now is avoid saying
41:26anything weird and this day is officially back on track what's really interesting you think with
41:31men is is without being vulgar if your hair falls down you've got a small penis one of them you
41:37can
41:37fix a small penis there is nothing you can do about on earth yet luckily i've got a lovely head
41:43of
41:43hair set on this tiny dicked bod how you feel i've had a really nice time well i am having
41:48a nice time
41:48um so that's not one of those when you go like fine i'm trying to be i've been told to
41:54be more
41:54vulnerable that's the last time i ever asked christian i'm having a good time do you know
42:00what i've never seen jimbo so flustered he must be well into dotty do you want to get married
42:04yeah that wasn't me that wasn't me asking yeah yeah he's so keen this guy come on relax you can
42:12do
42:13this james uh yes i do do you want kids oh no maybe you can't actually do this i love
42:19it yeah i've
42:20got five i call them nibblings i've got five nibblings and i love them to pieces what's a nibbling
42:25yeah it's like oh it's not a sibling it's your nibblings it's nieces and nephews
42:28oh my god i love this same thing you know i'm like it's not down with the kids yeah don't
42:37say down
42:37with
42:40oh my god i'm just trying to help you out thank you spending time with you is such a confidence
42:45boost
42:46i don't i could have just stayed i could have just stayed at home and punched myself in the face
42:50but instead you came out and did it on tv after making magic man anorak disappear before our very
42:58eyes lucinda's wasted no time getting a mouthful from demo are you ready yes
43:09good how was the delivery delicious ready for some more dessert yeah yeah thank you
43:22anyone else feeling uncomfortable watching this i say uncomfortable i just mean horny
43:27good we're good hello someone's pissed off with his two pound tip i see you're having a good time
43:32yeah i'm afraid we closed 30 minutes ago can you can you can you bugger up absolutely yes yes i'll
43:41get
43:41that oh no worries damien's awesome something there a little spark the embers grown into a little
43:51spark lucinda is absolutely a beautiful woman and i will remember she's got blue eyes because i'm not
43:57missing out on that again thank you i kind of would like to kiss damien maybe we'll go for a
44:03drink and see
44:04what happens right shall we go and get a beverage yeah let's do it let's do it come on come
44:09on
44:10well i like holding your hand thank you makes a change from swinging on his beard
44:18well after a conversational roller coaster of an evening james and dotty's date is coming to a close
44:25i i tell you honestly of all the dates i've had this is definitely the best vibe i've had i'll
44:30tell
44:30that i appreciate that thank you if you i mean if you're we'd have to put a thing on it
44:34but if you
44:34don't want to do it again i'd definitely do it again i i would like to see you again yes
44:38perfect
44:38i've had fun perfect yeah i've had a great time i've had a good time thank you very much
44:44right should we roll i believe the kids say bounce these days grandad this is you being gentlemanly
44:50uh i think might just be a gentleman by default i think oh don't do me in
44:58thank you very much for dinner that's all right it's all right i'll walk out don't nick any of the
45:01silverware that date with dotty was sensationelle sensationelle yeah fucking hell we covered a load
45:10of ground it was deep it was fun it was light she took the piss out of me mercilessly and
45:15that was
45:15exactly what i like so yeah i'm very happy man oh yes james i'm so pleased for him
45:22thank you that was my i had a great time likewise thank you so much
45:29my pleasure i hope you see you again yeah see you later oh love is in the air i was
45:35slightly nervous
45:35about asking the question of whether she wanted to see me again but it felt like it was right so
45:39i asked
45:39oh bless him he's made up i just hope dotty's feeling it too i'm intrigued to get him get to
45:45know him a little bit more i think there's more layers to chip away at i don't think there is
45:52i think james's personality is extremely attractive great sounds like jimbo's made his match
45:58aesthetically yes there's room for improvement oh brutal that might grow okay so good but not
46:07quite sensationelle jimbo you've got work to do tomorrow night i would give my left tip to go on
46:14this date okay david's questions get confusing are we trying to figure out who's the tunnel and who's
46:19trying to train no no no no no no no no no pk has some shocking news have you ever
46:25kissed on the
46:26first date i don't usually kiss on the first date and the agents celebrate success with kerry katona's
46:35return i don't feel like i've had sex with palo i feel like i've been made love to slow clap
46:41it's got a
46:42lot quicker than that as our celebs you never get spots i never really get them but i've got one
46:48under the
46:49skin is this the flirting that they were training you to do go have i got like a skin disease
46:54it
46:54looks nice dating are you going to find love um well that's the plan to find the next person really
47:00show you so how are you the next person you know the next person
47:02you
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