- 5 hours ago
First broadcast 20th October 1983.
Mo is lined up for a big game with a professional player making a comeback and out of the blue his ex girlfriend from Liverpool appears.
Robert Lindsay - Micky Noades
Paul McGann - Mo Morris
Shirin Taylor - Tina
David Daker - Ron Palmer
Lesley Manville - Alma
Dudley Sutton - Gellen
Julian Holloway - Dave Nelson
Bill Leadbitter - Kenny
David Jackson - Stitch Peters
Brian Abbott - MC/Ref
Tony Caunter - Jimmy
Catherine Rabett - Blonde Lady
Albert Welling - Gellen's Player
Geoffrey Larder - Snooker Player
Alphonsia Emmanuel - Pat
Mo is lined up for a big game with a professional player making a comeback and out of the blue his ex girlfriend from Liverpool appears.
Robert Lindsay - Micky Noades
Paul McGann - Mo Morris
Shirin Taylor - Tina
David Daker - Ron Palmer
Lesley Manville - Alma
Dudley Sutton - Gellen
Julian Holloway - Dave Nelson
Bill Leadbitter - Kenny
David Jackson - Stitch Peters
Brian Abbott - MC/Ref
Tony Caunter - Jimmy
Catherine Rabett - Blonde Lady
Albert Welling - Gellen's Player
Geoffrey Larder - Snooker Player
Alphonsia Emmanuel - Pat
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00:06Oh, no, would you, Adam and Evie?
00:10You said to a left back there, didn't you?
00:12Yeah, and you also said to a right, Maurice.
00:14And where did we end up?
00:17On a bleeding pig farm, didn't we?
00:20Give us that, man.
00:23It's a silly idea, if you ask me, anyway.
00:25All this way up for the game.
00:27Maurice, if you were to stop beating the punters out of sight,
00:30we wouldn't have to come this far for a game, would we?
00:36Now, we're here till Friday, Alma.
00:38Don't worry, I'll make it.
00:40You're all very sure of yourself.
00:42I am.
00:43Now, don't forget, if you need anything, we're here.
00:47But only till Friday morning, that is.
00:49You're all hot.
00:55You're all hot, mate.
00:56I just live out the road, you know?
00:58Go change your nappies.
01:12Cool.
01:14Looks like one of them old gaffs out of the horror movies.
01:17Yeah, big old drum, isn't it?
01:24Well, do the honors, then.
01:28Tell you what, if a geezer with a bolt through his neck answers the door,
01:31leg it quick, right?
01:32Yeah, or a geezer with hairy hands and big white fangs.
01:35You're being silly now, Maurice.
01:37There's somebody coming, master.
01:41May I help you?
01:45Yeah, is Mr. Gellin there, please?
01:47Oh, yes.
01:47Mr. Nodes, is it?
01:49Yeah.
01:49Please come in.
01:51Mr. Gellin is expecting you.
01:55Remember what happened last time?
01:58Tonight, darling.
02:19Blimey, this is a bit over the top, innit?
02:23Shut up.
02:25This geezer must be worth a few quid.
02:28Snooker all at the back.
02:29Country club at the front.
02:31I don't know, Mick.
02:32One day, lad.
02:33Yeah, dream of it, son.
02:34Dream of it.
02:42Mr. Nodes.
02:44That's right, yeah.
02:45Mr. Gellin.
02:46My partner, Maurice.
02:48Maurice.
02:51I see that Maurice has just one particular interest, Mr. Nodes.
02:56Yes, well, he has been known to pursue other interests, but that's a long story.
02:59I mean, come, come, come.
03:01If what I hear is true, Maurice is beginning to build quite a reputation for himself.
03:05Ah, it's gossip, Uncle.
03:07I don't gossip, it's all.
03:09Please, Maurice.
03:11Avail yourself.
03:13Peter, would you take care of Maurice's every need?
03:17Mr. Nodes?
03:19Yeah, why not?
03:23That's, uh, 50 pounds, five frames, the first to three.
03:29Right, 50 quid.
03:30Paid a Petro-arse, Pugs.
03:32He knows what you drive, Mr. Nodes.
03:36You know, I won't be entirely unhappy if your lad wins.
03:41Oh, yeah?
03:44What, are you a registered charity or something?
03:56Oh, do I need this?
04:00Mmm.
04:02Smashing.
04:02Yeah, you look as though you do.
04:05Rough trip down, was it?
04:06The worst.
04:08Worth it, though.
04:08Can't wait to see our Maurice's face when he sees us.
04:13You and Maurice.
04:15You're very close, you say?
04:17Yeah, very.
04:18We'd even talked about getting married, like...
04:21Married?
04:22What, our kid?
04:23You do surprise me.
04:25Well, if we're only talk, like...
04:27In the end, we sort of settled for an unofficial engagement.
04:30Suited us both, if you know what I mean.
04:32Yeah.
04:34I do know what you mean, Alma.
04:36I've got a sort of unofficial marriage.
04:40Doesn't suit us both.
04:42But it'll do.
04:48Look, I must get cracking.
04:49I've got to go away.
04:50Sorry.
04:50Don't worry.
04:51Finish your tea.
04:52Make yourself a dough.
04:53Oh, I couldn't impose.
04:54Now, no bad chat.
04:56We can't have our kids intended out on the streets now, can we?
05:00Oh, thanks.
05:02Nice.
05:1512.
05:2716.
05:50Nice game, mate.
05:53Bravo, bravo, well done.
05:55Not bad, not bad at all, young man.
05:58A little word with you, we might have a proposition to put it away.
06:02Excuse us, do you mind? Morris, carry on.
06:05I was just telling the young man Mr. Nodes what a fine player he's becoming.
06:09Yeah, I'd noticed. I think you and I better talk, pal.
06:12We have a problem, Mr. Nodes.
06:15Inadvertently, I've broken some rules.
06:17Right on both counts, and inadvertently, I doubt.
06:20You know the rules, pal.
06:22I assure you, Mr. Nodes.
06:24I assure you, Mr. Gellan, any proposition you got comes to me first.
06:29As and when I feel it's right, I put my partner in a picture, okay?
06:34And you can tell your pal here, I'm a black belt in wood carving.
06:37If he comes any closer, I'll smother him in chips.
06:42Thanks for the game.
06:46I have offended Mr. Nodes.
06:51Yeah.
06:54Mr. Nodes, a sportsman would hear me out.
06:58A sportsman would entertain the other chap's point of view.
07:04Well, don't look at me.
07:07It's part of the furniture.
07:13All right, Uncle.
07:17Let me have it.
07:23Sweet dreams are made of the years.
07:26Who am I to disagree?
07:32Your glasses, gentlemen, please.
07:43Two glasses of lemonade, a wench.
07:46And one for the boy.
07:48Go on, love.
07:48Give him a drink.
07:49Yeah, and pour me a pint as well, will you?
07:51You know, Ron, you're good to us, Ron.
07:52Yeah, I know.
07:53And you're paying, Damey Badgley.
07:55Of course I am.
07:57No time for drinking.
07:58You are, kid, of a visitor.
08:00A visitor for me?
08:01Five foot two.
08:03Long, fair hair.
08:05On a very nice figure.
08:06What do you learn about?
08:08Does her name Alma bring any bells?
08:10Alma?
08:12What, here?
08:13Yeah, she's off home getting some rest.
08:17Turn it up.
08:18What's your game?
08:20Who's Alma?
08:21She's prepared.
08:39She's prepared.
08:41Alma?
08:51Morris, my love.
08:53Hello.
09:01How did you get on at the game?
09:03All right. Picked up a 50, no bother.
09:07Good game?
09:08Yeah, not really.
09:10Hey, most slaughtered, this geezer.
09:13Swan Club's top man and all.
09:19You heard of Donny Lewis, Ron?
09:21What, Donny Lewis?
09:22Hmm.
09:24What, ex-national champion? Yeah, of course.
09:26Who hasn't?
09:28Well, that's a long time ago, isn't it?
09:30He had a bit of bother with another bloke's wife, didn't he?
09:33That's right. Obviously not been the same player since.
09:36Oh, well, that's swimming for you, son.
09:38Yeah, if you say so, Ron.
09:41This girl and geezers booked an exhibition match for Lewis next Thursday.
09:45Yeah.
09:45What's Moe to play him?
09:48He reckons Moe would do him.
09:50Well, it's great, son, isn't it?
09:52I mean, if Moe could beat Lewis, I mean, just think what that could mean.
09:56Oh, yeah.
09:58Oh, yeah.
09:59I am.
10:01He sounds like bossy boots to me.
10:03Oh, Mickey?
10:04Nah.
10:06He's all right.
10:08Right, once you get to know him, anyway.
10:12You're a con man, Londoners.
10:14Hey.
10:17That I never mind.
10:20I bet you this Mickey bloke's robbing you blind.
10:24I bet you don't see the money you win.
10:26Hey, don't say things like that.
10:29You don't even know him.
10:32It's a good skin, mate.
10:36Yeah, that's your trouble, though, isn't it, eh?
10:38You must look the worst to people.
10:42Oh, Morris.
10:45I didn't mean to upset you, love, eh?
10:49I just don't want anyone taking advantage of you.
10:52What, like you did before, you mean?
10:56Oh, Morris.
10:59I'm truly sorry about that, honest.
11:08What happened to Kenny, anyway, after you and him ran off?
11:13Kenny was never for me, lovely.
11:18It was you I wanted.
11:22I know that now.
11:24What does Morris feel about it?
11:27You ain't told the lad, have you?
11:30Eh?
11:32Deal sounds iffy, Ron.
11:34Oh, you ain't being fair, Mickey.
11:36I mean, the lad will give his back teeth for a chance like this.
11:39What's up?
11:39Look, you've got to let the lad decide for himself.
11:41I knocked it back for all the right reasons, OK?
11:44Did you?
11:45What do you mean by that?
11:46Look, what's going on?
11:47Look, Ron, I don't like the smell of this deal.
11:49It couldn't just be that you're worried in case Mo does this, Lewis Geezer.
11:52Leave us out, Ron.
11:54Yeah, that's just it, ain't it, son?
11:55You be left out.
11:56Cobblers.
11:57Mickey, please.
11:58If Mo was to beat this, Lewis Geezer, it could mean the big management shall be after it.
12:01It ain't that, Ron.
12:02And that's why you knocked it back, son, isn't he?
12:03That's why you knocked it back.
12:05Because you'll terrify the losing him.
12:06Why don't you shut it, Ron?
12:07Yeah, like you say, son, cobblers.
12:10Mickey.
12:28Oh, she's getting her head down.
12:30She's tired.
12:36It's Mickey.
12:39Put the kettle on, love.
12:43Now, Mickey's gone off with a right roll, come on.
12:47Oh, what's for James starving?
12:49He'll always starve you.
12:52Hey, Mo, you know that game this morning?
12:55What about it?
12:56Yeah, well, I know you won, like.
12:58But is there a return match or something?
13:00No.
13:01Well, not that I know of, anyway.
13:03Did Mickey say anything to you after?
13:06Well, you know, nice game, son.
13:10A bit lucky on the last frame.
13:12I mean, it's just unusual, isn't it?
13:19Hello?
13:21No, he's out.
13:23Yeah, Mo is here.
13:26Who?
13:28Hang on, er, I'll get him for you.
13:33It's a Mr. Gellan for you.
13:35For me?
13:40Hello?
13:50Chance to play one of the big boys.
13:52What does he do?
13:52Knock it back?
13:53Well, but it's not the first time, Morris.
13:56From what you're telling me,
13:57I get the feeling this blog's robbing us blind.
13:59He's could have let me know, you know what I mean?
14:00He could have let on.
14:01But he wouldn't, would he?
14:02He's a con man, Morris.
14:04Oh, man.
14:05Will you stop saying things like that, girl?
14:06Nobody's conning anybody.
14:08And don't call me Morris.
14:12Oh, Mo.
14:16I'm sorry.
14:18I'm sorry.
14:19Come on, girl.
14:19Don't take on so much.
14:24I can't help, bitch.
14:26I can't bear seeing you so unhappy.
14:29I'm not unhappy.
14:31Oh, come on, kids.
14:32I'm crying.
14:33You know I hate it when you cry.
14:35No, I hate it.
14:37It's not that bad.
14:38I'm sorry I shouted.
14:40It's not, Dad.
14:44Oh, Morris, I'm in so much trouble.
14:46What?
14:48What?
14:48What trouble?
14:50I can't tell you.
14:51What?
14:52It wouldn't be fair.
14:52You've got trouble of your own.
14:54Oh, man.
14:55What's your problem, girl?
14:56I want to know.
14:56No.
14:57I'm sorry I shouldn't have said anything.
15:00It's just that I love you so much.
15:05And we both seem so unhappy.
15:09Look.
15:11You know what I'll do with that?
15:12We'll find a coffee.
15:13And you can tell me about it, OK?
15:16Yeah.
15:17Right, come on.
15:23I've got my key, didn't I?
15:28Well, I'm glad to see you're looking happier.
15:31Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
15:33Where's Mo?
15:35Morris?
15:36Mo and Alma went out.
15:43Oh, you're ringing?
15:45A man about a game.
15:48Gallon?
15:50Yeah, how do you know?
15:51You rang her earlier.
15:52You spoke to Mo.
15:53You what?
15:54Yeah, about 15 minutes ago.
15:57Where did Morris go, did he say?
15:59He's got a game on tonight.
16:00Yeah, well, he said he'd see you down at the venue later.
16:03He and Alma would make their own way there.
16:04Oh, damn.
16:08How was Morris when he left?
16:10Well, now that you mentioned it, he seemed very quiet-like.
16:13Very withdrawn.
16:14He said he'd see you down.
16:16He said he'd see you down.
16:17Come on.
16:18Mickey?
16:19So, you see, Mo, if I don't pay the fine by Friday morning...
16:23What, 170 quid?
16:25Plus court costs.
16:26Well, didn't you ask them for time to pay?
16:28Oh, Mo, they have me so confused.
16:31Pop, come on, please.
16:33Oh, don't cry, love.
16:35Oh, come on.
16:36Look, I'll get the money for you.
16:38It's no problem.
16:41Don't cry, Mo.
16:42Now, stop your worrying, girl.
16:44I said I'd fix it, didn't I?
16:45And I will.
16:47I'm going to look after you, like I said.
16:49Oh, Mo, it just wouldn't be fair.
16:50Now, no arguments, right?
16:53Right.
16:56I'm going to go and pay this.
16:58When I come back, I want to see a nice big smile on your face, OK?
17:03That's my girl.
17:31Sorry about the delay, Uncle.
17:32So he likes to make the big entrance?
17:34Yes.
17:48Well, what time do you call this?
17:50Where have you been?
17:51Walking and thinking, if you know what I mean.
17:54Oh, Mo, listen, please, Mo.
17:56Mo, hang on.
17:58Look.
17:59Look, I know Gallant told you.
18:00I was going to tell you all about it.
18:01Yeah?
18:02Come on, Ed, let's first see.
18:03Look, I was going to tell you all about it, honest.
18:04When?
18:05Let's frigging you.
18:05Look, I was supposed to be doing the business, OK?
18:07Put your hands off him.
18:08Who do you think you are?
18:08Look, never mind, never mind.
18:09Who are you?
18:09What's he got to do with you, anyway?
18:10It's got a lot to do with me, clever clothes.
18:12Oh, I get it.
18:13You're Alma, right?
18:13You are clever.
18:14Well, listen, Alma.
18:14If you don't keep your mouth shut in a big sack, you're going to get slapped round your ear off.
18:18Pack it in!
18:19Go on, go and sit down.
18:23What are you doing bringing birds here?
18:25You know you can't play snooker with birds hanging about.
18:27Er, don't mind me, pal, eh?
18:29Are we playing this game a lot?
18:30Yes, yes, yes.
18:31Please, go ahead.
18:32I'll play in a minute.
18:33I want the game at Lewis.
18:35And if you don't get it, I'll get it.
18:37Oh, really?
18:38Well, if you want it, you have it.
18:40Right.
18:40And another thing.
18:41What?
18:42I want some money out the pot.
18:43Yeah?
18:43Yeah, a tour.
18:45A tour?
18:46What do you want to...
18:49Oh, son.
18:50Look, never mind what I want it for.
18:52Look, I've got a share, haven't I?
18:53Now, give...
18:54She didn't hang about, did she?
18:55What does she do?
18:56Kick you in the bleeding head or something?
18:57Never mind.
18:57Come out.
18:58Give me some.
18:59All right, Morris.
19:01If you want it, you have it.
19:04There's 150 quid there.
19:05And if you want the rest, you get a result on that table.
19:13You, I've got a lot to learn, you have, son.
19:17Bleeding a lot to learn.
19:36All right.
19:55What's the matter of you?
19:56Go back and sleep, doggone.
19:59You can't sleep?
20:01No.
20:03You worried about Mo?
20:08Yeah, I guess I am.
21:06Hello?
21:11What's up? Can't sleep?
21:14No.
21:19Me neither.
21:21Want some of this?
21:24Cheers.
21:28The lady's sleep?
21:30Yeah.
21:31Dead to the wild.
21:41Sorry.
21:42Sorry about what happened.
21:45You know.
21:47Forget it.
21:48We just ban her a few ups and downs, aren't we?
21:53How did you get on tonight?
21:55Pulled out, didn't I?
21:56What?
21:56Oh, come on.
21:57It's not the same when you're that bad.
21:59Hmm.
22:02Look, this money business.
22:05Morris.
22:07I don't want to know.
22:08Okay?
22:09It's your business.
22:13Yeah.
22:13You were right, though.
22:15I need it for her.
22:16You know, she's in this trouble.
22:17Morris.
22:18Please.
22:19It's your business.
22:21Just leave me out.
22:22Okay?
22:25Okay.
22:28We're still mates, don't we?
22:30Right?
22:31We're still partners.
22:33Well.
22:36Of course we are, you bollocks.
22:39I'll drink to that.
22:40Cheers.
22:41By the way, it's all fixed up with Gellon.
22:44I phoned him earlier.
22:46You're playing this Lewis geezer on Thursday night, okay?
22:49Great.
22:51All right.
22:54I'm gonna get some shut-eye.
22:56It's been a long and silly day.
23:12Well, well, well.
23:13We're up and about early this morning.
23:15Seen Elmer?
23:16She went out dead early, Mo.
23:18She said she wanted to look in the shops.
23:19Did she?
23:20Thought she'd left you, then.
23:22What makes you stay there?
23:24It's only kidding, though.
23:25Listen, as we've got a free night tonight,
23:27I thought, as I got off on the wrong foot with Elmer,
23:30we could come back here and have a few jars, yeah?
23:32That's a good idea.
23:33Don't I can, like, answer the drink-take-away afterwards?
23:36Yeah, we can get her to know her better, then.
23:38Yeah, well, come on.
23:39We've got some practising to do.
23:41Where's Ron?
23:42We went round the Bramley Arms
23:43to sort out the OIP's beena with the governor.
23:53Oh!
23:55Oh!
23:56Oh!
23:57Oh!
23:58Oh, I was a sign.
23:59Oh!
24:00Stop it, Kenny!
24:01Oh!
24:01Go on, you'll love it.
24:02I know I do!
24:05It's nothing like having inhibitions, eh?
24:08It's nothing like having inhibitions, eh?
24:08It's nothing they ain't got.
24:12Well, you certainly kept your little lady a secret, son.
24:15Well, you never asked.
24:18Oh, she's great, though.
24:20She's lovely.
24:26Serious, is it?
24:28Well, it is now.
24:33Well, as long as it don't affect your game.
24:36Birds can be a funny lot, you know.
24:43If you say so, Uncle Mickey.
24:48So, er, how'd you sleep last night?
24:51All right, then?
24:53That was just a problem, lover.
24:54I slept.
24:56Just as well, really.
24:57I mean, the guy's a bloody snooker freak.
24:59That's all he talks about.
25:01But that and his bloody manager, mate.
25:02Oh, I should have crept round there, then.
25:05We had a bit of a party, didn't we?
25:08Yeah, I bet you did.
25:10Now, don't get a cop on.
25:11Now, look, it's no fun for me, Kenny,
25:12having that little creep slobbering all over us.
25:14We need the bread, right?
25:15Well, then, keep it down, OK?
25:19Look, I know it's sad, but it's all right.
25:23It's all right.
25:25Just you remember, Kenny, it was your idea I came on this trip.
25:28I want you to come, but we've got to leave Friday.
25:32I'll have the cash for Friday morning.
25:35You just be ready.
25:38And you, stick to your own bed, right?
25:41Hey.
25:43It's all right.
25:44Could we have a bit less noise, please?
25:46Or I'll have to ask you to leave.
25:48Get stuffed.
25:49All right, out!
25:56Look at your brain, that ain't it.
26:07Look at your brain, that ain't it.
26:21Pat!
26:22Listen, pie to the line with a small scotch and a gin tea, please.
26:26Listen, son, you get them in.
26:27I want a quick word with Ron.
26:29I'll pay you back.
26:30Don't leave town.
26:37Hi, Ron.
26:38Sorry about yesterday, mate.
26:40You were right, you know.
26:42That's all right, mate.
26:44Hey, listen.
26:46After you left, I took the liberty of finding an old mate of mine in Fleet Street.
26:50Fleet Street?
26:50Yeah, sports writer.
26:53Now, Lewis started his playing career back in the 60s at the Black Swan Club.
26:57Gellin's place.
26:58Yeah.
26:59Now, he hasn't done anything for over a year, so he's anxious to make the big comeback.
27:02Oh, I get it.
27:03So if Mo were to beat him, he'd be a right kick in the what's it?
27:06Yeah, not only that, but eight years ago, he had it away with his bird.
27:10Yeah.
27:10He said?
27:11Yeah.
27:12Now, the bird happens to be Mrs. and Gellin.
27:15You are.
27:17Gellin's Mrs.
27:18That's why Gellin watched Lewis beat.
27:22No, he's got to be more to it than that.
27:23Well, how much is he paying you?
27:25A one-er for the night, win or lose.
27:27And what'll Lewis get for his night's work?
27:29The ground?
27:30It was cheap for a name, Ron.
27:31It'd be a lot cheaper if Mo beat him.
27:33Rules of the game, son.
27:34Visiting pro gets done by the club player.
27:37He forfeits his right to the field.
27:39Most clubs pay up.
27:40Well, Gellin wouldn't.
27:43Pays us a silly one-er, bins a nice big profit for himself,
27:47and he stops Lewis' comeback.
27:49Nice.
27:51Eh?
27:52Yeah.
27:56Morris, would it be all right about the money, love?
27:58Don't panic.
28:00I've sorted it out tomorrow, after the match.
28:02No trouble with your mate.
28:05Mickey, come on.
28:06He told me it was none of his business.
28:08Mm-hm. Good.
28:09Mm-hm.
28:10Get us another one and get some fags.
28:18Who's the little bird?
28:20Who there?
28:22Mole's little beard.
28:23Whack.
28:24Alma, why?
28:25I think there's somebody you ought to know.
28:38Jim?
28:39Yeah?
28:40That's a geezer, Mick.
28:43Know his name?
28:44Well, that little bird you asked me about called him Kenny.
28:47Kenny.
28:49Ah.
28:53Is this a welly job, Mick, or what?
28:55No, I don't think so, Stitch.
28:56I don't think so.
28:57All right?
28:57That's a shame.
28:58Stitch, just be quiet, son.
29:01Hey, uh, Stitch.
29:03How's your old mum keeping her nail all right, is she?
29:05Oh, she's not so well, Jim.
29:06Back in the hospital again.
29:08Quacks don't give her long.
29:10Oh, sorry to hear that, mate.
29:11I mean, one of the good ones, your old dear.
29:13Yeah.
29:15Jim, have you got an envelope, son?
29:18Uh, yeah.
29:22Come on, mate.
29:23What'll that do?
29:23Yeah, terrific.
29:24Listen, this geezer, know who you are.
29:26Oh, yeah, yeah, it does.
29:28Shame.
29:36Yeah?
29:39Who you looking for, pal?
29:41Geezer, the name of Kenny.
29:43Oh, yeah.
29:44Who wants him?
29:45I do.
29:46Are you him?
29:48Could be.
29:50What do you want him for?
29:54Uh, I've got some business put his way, see?
29:56I checked a little bird called Alma last night.
29:58Alma?
29:59All right, yeah.
29:59She said he needed a reddish, you know what I mean?
30:03You are Kenny, aren't you?
30:04What sort of business is it?
30:06Pound notes sort of business.
30:08I'm only here till Friday.
30:13It, er, won't take long.
30:18Hello, Mick.
30:19Oh.
30:20Er...
30:20Hello, son.
30:22Er...
30:22How'd you find me?
30:24Er...
30:24How did I find you?
30:27Never mind.
30:28Never mind.
30:28Er...
30:29You got me dough for last night's run?
30:30Hiya.
30:31I've got it here.
30:32There's a one-er there.
30:34All right for tonight.
30:35Sure.
30:36See you tonight, yeah?
30:37I'll see you tonight.
30:38Okay.
30:38All right.
30:39There's another one-er in it.
30:41Okay.
30:41See you tonight.
30:42Yeah.
30:43This geezer's had all.
30:45Look at this.
30:46Got more money than cents, this geezer.
30:48I can see that.
30:49Er, I'm Kenny.
30:51Yeah?
30:53Well, listen, Kenny.
30:55My van's off the road, right?
30:57With you having this and Alma saying you needing the reddish.
31:00Interested?
31:01A couple of eyes graft, you say?
31:03That's right.
31:04But all I want's a drink.
31:05You know, say a score.
31:06Leaves you wait to clear, doesn't it?
31:09Okay.
31:09What have I got to do?
31:17Oh.
31:18Oh, nice.
31:55What are you doing?
32:04I think you better sit down.
32:08There's something I've got to tell you.
32:19Well, one's things for sure.
32:22She ain't got the money yet.
32:25Jesus, I'll kill her.
32:27Tina, Tina, Tina.
32:28Calm down.
32:29Tina, please.
32:30What are we going to do?
32:32I'm not exactly sure yet.
32:33Don't hurt him, Mickey.
32:35Don't you think that's going to get hurt when he wakes up tomorrow?
32:38And find the slag's leg to get back to Liverpool, eh?
32:43Yeah.
32:46Whatever happens, Morris gets hurt, doesn't he?
32:49Exactly.
32:50There we go.
32:52There we go.
32:52There's no 없는 fact.
32:55There we go.
32:56I don't.
32:56Yeah.
32:58Always help.
32:59Yeah, probably.
33:00That's right.
33:01All the way.
33:03Without a better terrorist.
33:10Right.
33:16There we go.
33:18The old thing.
33:18Jesus talks about salvation.
33:18When did he come to Washington?
33:19No.
33:19He's just saying a young lady.
33:20He's just saying a young lady.
33:34Well, well, well, well, well, good to see you, see you good.
33:39How are you, young man? All fit and raring to go, I trust.
33:43Hello. That's what I like to hear. Mr. Nodes.
33:48I'm very well, thank you.
33:50Go through at the dressing room, Morris. I'll see you there in a minute.
33:53And, Mo, no booze.
33:55Scout's on him.
33:56Sound advice, Mr. Nodes.
33:59For the win for your lad, and who knows?
34:02Who knows?
34:04You, Uncle, called a stroke, didn't you?
34:08You went to my lad before you came to me.
34:10No offence intended, no offence taken, Mr. Nodes.
34:14Tell you what, you helped me out with a little problem,
34:17and we'll call it quits, all right?
34:19Anything, Mr. Nodes. Anything at all.
34:27Quiet, please. Could I have some quiet, please, ladies and gentlemen?
34:31Now, I'd like you all to give a nice, warm welcome home
34:34to an old boy of the Swan Club,
34:36the former national snooker champion,
34:39Mr. Donnie Lewis.
34:49Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you.
34:51And now, please give an equally warm welcome
34:53to a new member of the Swan Club.
34:55Let's hear it for Mo Morris!
35:16Now, this is the best of nine frames,
35:19the first of five being the winner.
35:21Your referee is yours truly.
35:24Just wondered, that's all.
35:25Would the two players step forward, please?
35:41Quiet, please.
35:43First frame.
35:44Lewis to break.
35:49Good luck, love.
36:07Mickey ain't gonna like it if we're late getting here.
36:12No good cow!
36:14You got a stick?
36:16A what?
36:17Mick has his bother sometimes.
36:21I know how to fix it.
36:24Leave off, will ya?
36:26It's all right.
36:28Mick does it all the time.
36:33Oh.
36:36Draw it now.
36:44I know a bit about motors, mate.
36:4825.
36:5025.
37:0732.
37:0932.
37:1733.
37:3338.
37:49I'll show four to Morris Morris 48 Lewis 49 quiet please thank you
38:142
38:325
38:44Nine.
38:45Nine.
38:56Fourteen.
39:08Twenty.
39:13Twenty.
39:17Twenty-seven.
39:20Frame to Morris.
39:21Morris leads by three frames to two.
40:00Call your boy off. We'll split the faith.
40:05Got to be more than that.
40:06More than half? In your mouth.
40:09No, not money. Half will do.
40:12For what, then?
40:14You see, Uncle, my boy's good, right?
40:18Very good, isn't he?
40:19Can't see that, pal. What do you want?
40:23Another pro. Better for the future, see?
40:26You get your boy to lay down,
40:28I'll fix him up with one of them Canadians.
40:31When?
40:32A month. Six weeks at the most.
40:36You mess me about, and I'll come after you with a blow lamp.
40:40You get your boy to lay down, and you've got a deal.
40:43He's got a good future.
40:44Cash?
40:47You think your boy'll stand it?
40:48No.
40:51But that's my worry.
40:59Fourteen.
41:02Oh, my God.
41:04Five days.
41:04Ladies and gentlemen, I must have absolute quiet.
41:09Twenty.
41:19Six frames to Morris.
41:21Morris leads.
41:23Both ways to two.
41:25Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
41:28Ladies and gentlemen, there will now be a short break to enable you to restock your glasses.
41:35Anyone care to do mine? I shouldn't object.
41:40Mr. Nodes, your company has arrived.
41:44Uh, great. Where are they?
41:47At present, according to your instructions, they are as constant in my office.
41:51Peculiar company you keep, Mr. Nodes.
41:54Yeah.
41:55Listen, I'm gonna have a quick word with Morris, and then, uh, you do the business, okay?
42:00Certainly, Mr. Nodes. Certainly.
42:14Mo, a quick word, son.
42:16Tactics.
42:17Nah, come on.
42:19Excuse us, Alma.
42:29Now, let me see. You must be Alma.
42:33Yeah, that's right.
42:34There's a telephone call for you, Alma.
42:36Don't call for me.
42:38Yeah, call the name of Kenny.
42:40Kenny?
42:40That's right, Kenny.
42:42Oh, please. Not this one.
42:46No way.
42:48No.
42:48Okay, all right.
42:49No.
42:50Calm down.
42:52Have it your way.
42:54Hey, don't say I didn't try, okay?
42:58Listen, I want to show you something.
43:00Come on.
43:01Come on, I want to show you something. This way.
43:03Come on.
43:12Just be quick.
43:13We'll start with you in a minute.
43:14No, shut up, Moanie.
43:15Besides, they can't start with that. You can, Nate.
43:17It's true.
43:18Come on.
43:18Promise me it won't be long.
43:19Come on.
43:20No, Sally.
43:21It won't be long.
43:22Come on.
43:34Kelly.
43:35You can't stay.
43:35You can't stay.
43:47I'm sorry, mate.
43:57You can't stay.
43:59You can't stay.
43:59What's for you doing here?
44:00Oh, grow up, Maurice.
44:10Oh, no.
44:12Mo!
44:13You leave him alone.
44:15I think you'd better get out of here, you little slag.
44:17You've planned this.
44:18Yeah, right, now piss it off!
44:21You bastard!
44:30Maurice!
44:45Maurice!
45:02You bitch!
45:03You rotten lousy bitch!
45:05Leave her alone.
45:06Come here.
45:06Get rid of him, Stitch.
45:11Come here.
45:17Why, Mickey?
45:19Why this way?
45:22Like you said, Dorff,
45:24either way, the leg gets hurt, remember?
45:45Yeah.
45:46I looked at your local.
45:47They said you'd be here.
45:49Yeah.
45:51I like the canal.
45:53Yeah.
45:55Go.
45:57Cheers.
45:58Oh, Gellon didn't want to pay.
46:01Reckon I'd got at you.
46:03How come you got your border laid down?
46:05When he came back, you couldn't play a shot.
46:08I hurt him.
46:10He'll get polluted.
46:13Nah.
46:14He'll be alright.
46:18How come Gellon paid?
46:20Had no choice.
46:22We're members of the Snooping Federation.
46:24He knocks us.
46:26He don't ever get another pro down for an exhibition night.
46:29Sir, the slag right.
46:31I hope he cried the stroke-pulling bastard.
46:34He cried alright.
46:37I'll be in touch about the Canadian, alright?
46:39Yeah.
46:40Cheers.
46:40I'll see you.
46:41I'll see you later.
46:41You will.
46:57You alright, son?
47:02Good down here, innit?
47:05I spent ages down here as a kid.
47:09You did set it up, didn't you?
47:17Ah, don't worry about it.
47:19I suppose you did us all a favour.
47:26Come on.
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