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00:22Gov?
00:23Yep.
00:24Thought you might want to see this.
00:25Belongs to a one Todd Grimshaw.
00:28Is that his phone?
00:30Where was it found?
00:32It was upon a few days after Silverton's murder, apparently.
00:36Bye?
00:37I'm not sure yet.
00:38Right, get it to forensics immediately.
00:40Tell them it's a priority.
00:41Yes, Gov.
00:42Good work.
00:58Daniel Osborne speaking.
01:07Yeah, we're running late.
01:11No, I've not been feeling very well.
01:16Er, yeah.
01:18Yes, I will.
01:19I'll get in there as soon as possible.
01:23Oh.
01:26Bertie, lad.
01:27Are you up?
01:29It's...
01:30Oh, it's nine o'clock, mate.
01:32We've got to get you to school.
01:33They've just rung.
01:34Whoa.
01:36Whoa, this is more tight.
01:38Bertie, come on, lad.
01:44Bertie?
01:46He's going to brick it when he wakes up.
01:48Serves him right.
01:48Hey, my dad's going to get back from the shops in a bit.
01:52What are we going to tell him?
01:53Well, not the truth.
01:54We agreed.
01:55He'll just start fretting and say we're meddling.
01:57Yeah, well, I've slept on it since then.
01:59And I think he deserves to know what he's like.
02:02Peter's mini-me.
02:04Oh, how much do I love that shower?
02:07Talk about sluicing out your nooks and crannies.
02:11How are you, Bertie, love?
02:13You're not at school today, hon.
02:15He's wearing headphones.
02:17That's what they are.
02:18He's not feeling too good.
02:19Oh, you're not feeling very well, Bertie, love.
02:23Hey?
02:24What's the matter?
02:26Headphones.
02:26All right.
02:28Keep your ear on, Tracy, hon.
02:29It's not my fault to transmit kindness.
02:33So, why's he not at his dad's?
02:34Well, if you must know, we're trying to teach Daniel a lesson.
02:37I knew it.
02:38I knew something was up.
02:41My spidey senses were spangled off the charts,
02:43you know what I mean?
02:44No, not really.
02:45Anyway, so, how are you going to teach him a lesson?
02:48Oh, you explain it.
02:50I lose interest when I'm talking to her.
02:53Daniel got paralytic drunk yesterday.
02:55Left the wee man to fend for himself.
02:57He tried to heat up a meal in the microwave, but he left the foil on.
02:59Boom.
03:00One explosion later, he's ended up here.
03:03And Daniel learns his lesson how?
03:04Well, when he wakes up and finds his son missing,
03:06he won't be so quick to get so drunk again, will he?
03:09Oh.
03:10Don't you think that's a bit cruel?
03:11Says the woman who tried to poison my dad.
03:14Daniel's got to learn that actions have consequences.
03:16But this is Casa Kenny Barlow, not the Betty Ford Clinic.
03:20Meaning what?
03:21Tracy, it means there's better ways to stage an intervention than this.
03:26Such as?
03:27Oh, don't listen to my ex's floozy.
03:30She's pathetic.
03:31I'm not a religious person, Tracy.
03:33But there's one thing I remember from Sister Mary Gabriel at me run corn rehab,
03:38and it's this.
03:39Let he, who is without sin, cast the first stone.
03:43I am nothing like Daniel, so don't bracket me with the likes of him.
03:47Tracy, you nearly burned this house down not so long ago after necking a yard of wine.
03:52Slight exaggeration.
03:54Okay.
03:55We all make mistakes.
03:57Okay?
03:58Okay.
04:00Anyway, I'm not getting involved.
04:02You two can do what you like.
04:04I am so not figged.
04:10Dad!
04:11Dad!
04:12Have you got Bertie?
04:13Sorry?
04:14Bertie, have you...
04:15I seem to have misplaced him.
04:18Is he at your house?
04:19I beg your pardon?
04:20Look, when I woke up this morning, he was gone.
04:22Have you been drinking?
04:23No!
04:25You stinkin' boo!
04:26Is Bertie at your house or not?
04:28Don't speak to me like I'm an idiot, because I'm not.
04:31No!
04:31He isn't.
04:32And come on, we need to find my grandson.
04:41Hey, Trouble.
04:55My phone's been going off like Billy-O this morning.
04:57What's all this hearing about Daniel calling you all sorts in the pub?
05:00Oh, yeah.
05:02He needs to give his head a wobbly.
05:03You should have heard the names you were calling me.
05:05He's in a really dark place.
05:07He practically married a massive paedophile, didn't he?
05:10So, is it any wonder he lashes out, talking complete and utter bobbins?
05:14Um...
05:15What, Lily, mate?
05:15Did you take this to school this morning?
05:17Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:18She was telling me about that last night.
05:20They're learning all about babies and, you know, like, how kids develop, like, normal kids.
05:26I mean that you know what I meant.
05:35You all right?
05:39Um, one big Islamabad breakfast with extra masala beans, one turkey bacon man roll.
05:46That's a lot.
05:48Good job.
05:48I'm hungry then, innit?
05:49One chocolate chai and an orange juice, sir.
05:53I think that'll be a good start anyway.
05:55You're not skin at the minute, then.
05:56Judge you much.
05:57But, yes, I'm flush at the minute.
05:58Deal with it.
05:59What did you do?
06:00Win the lottery or rob a granny on your way here?
06:02No, man.
06:03I'm working for Idris now.
06:04Two-job Brody, mate.
06:05All right.
06:06Now, can I get my food, please?
06:08Sorry, mate.
06:14Can you have two coffees, please, to go?
06:16Lattes for me and your David.
06:18So, if he's in the doghouse, feel free to gob in his.
06:20No more than usual.
06:22Although he has been really annoying me lately.
06:25But then again, I suppose he always does, doesn't he?
06:27I hate how he sleeps.
06:29All right.
06:30How does he sleep?
06:31Well, that's just it.
06:32I mean, he does, you know, sleep.
06:34And I don't.
06:35Oh.
06:36Do you know what?
06:37Now you mention it, you do look a bit knackered.
06:39Heavens to Betsy, is that how you talk in the salon?
06:42Surprise the brew, rinse baguette, don't walk out.
06:44Do you know what I mean?
06:45Show, show.
06:46No, no, I mean, obviously, you know, it's to be expected, isn't it, with everything you've
06:49got on your plate.
06:50Yeah, I know.
06:51But, you know, even when a lover boy isn't sleeping, he doesn't have toss and turn, so
06:55he annoys me when he sleeps, he annoys me when he doesn't.
06:58He can't win.
06:59Like me with Kaplug.
07:01Hmm.
07:01And he has been acting really strange recently.
07:04Yeah, Gary's not been sleeping great either, actually.
07:09Mentioning no names, but a former lover of mine was a very agitated kipper, restless legs,
07:15wimmel arms, and perfectly formed sentences in Spanish, which was odd, because he was Dutch.
07:20But he was hiding secrets.
07:23I can't tell you what, because I had to sign some papers, but let's just say, perhaps Gary,
07:29perhaps David, have got guilty consciences too.
07:37Nature cups.
07:45How do?
07:46Yeah.
07:47Just fancied a bit of Scrant.
07:49Oh, did you now?
07:50Mm-hmm.
07:51And I'll be expecting a significant discount, seeing as though we're, er, best buddies.
07:55Well, I've never heard it called that before.
07:57Mm.
07:58Oh, there's a boy.
08:00Erm, what's going on with you two?
08:03Nothing dodgy, I hope.
08:04He's only a kid.
08:05A kid?
08:06Well, he's 17.
08:08No, no, I've just got him clearing out the flats, and no jobs and heavy lifting.
08:12That's kosher enough for you, isn't it?
08:14All right, look, I've been burnt in the past by questionable men, and I just don't want
08:19to make the same mistake.
08:21I have said that before.
08:23Well, I'm very questionable, Ian.
08:25I mean, dictionary definition.
08:26But, er, only in the bedroom.
08:28Would you have first-hand experience?
08:31And, er, no, like, complaints there, were there?
08:36Well, no.
08:38Outside of that, I'm just a landlord and businessman.
08:41Nothing more, nothing less.
08:42Yeah?
08:43Look, but if trust is an issue, then, you know, why don't we just take things slowly?
08:47So you feel comfortable about it all.
08:49And you'll see there's little more to me than easier.
08:53Yeah, OK.
08:54Sounds like a plan.
08:56I'll just have to be my best behaviour, won't I?
08:58Outside of the bedroom, that is.
09:01She said what?
09:03She said I said her name in bed.
09:08But I can't, can I?
09:10Yeah, but you did say that you were that drunk you can't remember.
09:14Yeah, but why would I make a pass at her?
09:18She's gorgeous, isn't she?
09:20Oh, you're gorgeous.
09:22I don't make passes at you.
09:24Er, that's all you did at one point.
09:26Oh, come on, I'll say that.
09:28Oi, don't you go rewriting history, David?
09:31You tried it on with me after Charlie Stubbs died.
09:33And then the next time...
09:34What is this?
09:36Have you been making notes?
09:37It was about three or four times, actually.
09:40No, you're obsessed with me.
09:42And one of them was while you'd been with Shona.
09:46Why are you saying all this?
09:48Look, I'm just saying.
09:50Hey, you've got form, haven't you?
09:52Meaning?
09:53Meaning?
09:54That she might be telling the truth.
09:56Oh, don't say that, please.
09:58Mind you, in your defence,
10:00I did hear that Daniel had a big go at her yesterday in the pub.
10:03Apparently he called her a massive liar.
10:06Oh, yeah, she only did say something.
10:08She knows that something's going on, by the way.
10:11Why don't you just tell her everything?
10:13You having a laugh?
10:14She already knows most of it, anyway.
10:16Well, she didn't know that you were saying Jodie's name.
10:19Allegedly.
10:20Allegedly.
10:20We don't know that.
10:21So.
10:23But I was wasted, so.
10:25I don't know.
10:27I mean, it's just...
10:28Oh, David.
10:34Bertie!
10:38Bertie!
10:40Daniel?
10:41Are you all right, home?
10:42No, no, I'm not.
10:43I'm going to have to call the police and fess up.
10:45I've lost my kid because I'm a drunken mess.
10:47Yeah, it certainly looks like it.
10:49But I'm glad you're taking ownership.
10:51It's good to be accountable.
10:52And let's face it, Daniel.
10:54You do need help.
10:55Yes, I do.
10:56I need help finding my son.
10:58I'm calling them.
10:59They'll have you pegged as a terrible father,
11:02leaving him to use a microwave all on his own.
11:05And then said microwave practically exploding in his face.
11:09God knows what else.
11:11You know something, don't you?
11:13Oh, I know lots of things.
11:15I am a walking, talking Encyclopedia Britannica.
11:20Where is he, Tracy?
11:22Not very good on capital cities, though.
11:24No, geography's not my strong suit.
11:26Where is he?
11:45Where is he?
11:46I thought you were going to take the door off.
11:47Bertie, wait.
11:48Daddy!
11:52Should have known that you had something to do with this.
11:54How's your head?
11:54Damn sight better than yours is going to be when I'm knocking off your neck.
11:57Hell hath no fury like an alky scorned.
12:00Shall I take him upstairs?
12:00Why isn't he in school?
12:02The poor lad's traumatised.
12:03Oh, as if?
12:04Look, if this is going to kick off, yeah, take him away.
12:06Why are you all making out like you're the responsible ones?
12:09I knew this was a bad idea.
12:10Come on, Bertie.
12:12You kidnapped my son?
12:13And where were you when all this was going on, huh?
12:16Out for the count.
12:17Bladdered.
12:18It's not good enough, Daniel.
12:19He was wandering the streets on his own, Daniel.
12:21What were we meant to do?
12:23Tuck him in next to you?
12:24I fed and I watered him,
12:25which is a damn sight more than you were capable of last night.
12:27I should report you to the police.
12:29Stop!
12:33And then he took me in his arms,
12:35spun me round and said,
12:37Mary,
12:39I have been waiting for this moment all my life.
12:43And then he proceeded to beat up the rhythm of Bolero
12:47on my bare midriff.
12:50It was one of the most sensuous moments of my life, actually.
12:54Right.
12:55And as a result, I've never worn a crop top since.
12:57Oh, OK.
12:59Has David ever done anything like that?
13:02Er, no, I can't say he has.
13:04Oh, you can ask him yourself.
13:05Oh, no.
13:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:08Have you got a minute?
13:14It's just, um...
13:16Are you all right?
13:17Yeah, I'm fine.
13:19Are you sure?
13:20You don't seem it.
13:21Well, if it's that obvious, then, why are you asking me?
13:24Well...
13:25It's just...
13:25It's daft.
13:27What is?
13:29Is it something to do with Jodie?
13:30Yeah, it is.
13:32It's what she said earlier.
13:35What did she say?
13:36Well, you know, when she saw Lily's textbook about child development
13:39and then, you know, our Jodie was talking about normal babies,
13:42like Harper's not normal.
13:44Well, I mean, she's not, is she?
13:47I mean, she's special.
13:49I just can't stop thinking about it, that's all.
13:52Anyway, oh, just distract me.
13:55Distract me with some gossip or something.
13:58Er, gossip.
14:00No.
14:02Cupboard's a bear on that front.
14:04It has to be one of the most disastrous productions I've ever done.
14:07The cyclone machine didn't work,
14:09but the cruise director pulled us off stage before we even landed in Oz.
14:12All I managed to get out was,
14:14Annie M, Annie M, there's a twister coming.
14:18Oh, the poor guy.
14:19The poor guy playing Toto was in bits.
14:22What?
14:22You had a grown-ass human playing a tiny dog?
14:25Where were I not tiny?
14:27Six foot four, I was.
14:28I could have ridden him down the yellow brick road.
14:33Oh, Glenda, you do make me chuckle.
14:35They should have you on prescription.
14:37Oh, I know, but I couldn't cure your hemorrhoids.
14:40I haven't got them, but I have got piles.
14:43And piles of charm.
14:48Oh, dear.
14:52Will you do me a favour?
14:54It depends what it is, Cup.
14:56When I'm gone...
14:57Oh, Debbie.
14:59Will you take over the reins for me?
15:02Of Ronnie?
15:03Oh, go on, then I'll give it my best shot.
15:07Of the dementia choir.
15:11Right.
15:12I hate to be in safe hands with you.
15:14I don't want to think about when you've come.
15:16Oh, there'll be many stages to me going, yeah, Glend.
15:21But I want you to jump in at the first sign of trouble.
15:25When you see it's getting too much for me.
15:27And you'll hand over willingly, will you?
15:30Well, I might put up a fight.
15:32It's just a tiny, ickle one.
15:35I am pig-headed.
15:36And stupid as an ox.
15:38An ox in pop socks.
15:40But you and me both know I am fully compass-mentous today.
15:44Oh, I'm glad one of us is.
15:46That choir thinks the sun shines out of your proverbials.
15:51Yes, they do.
15:53Say you'll do it.
15:55For me.
15:59It'd be an honour, Tabs.
16:01Yeah.
16:02Yeah.
16:03It would, wouldn't it?
16:05Oh.
16:07Oh, thank you, thank you.
16:09Cake time.
16:11Oh, a bit of cake.
16:12Cake.
16:14Yummy, yummy.
16:15A little bit of what you fancied us, you got, don't you?
16:19Oh.
16:20I know what I wanted to say.
16:21Right.
16:22Now, this is a big ask, is this?
16:25Oh, go on, then.
16:25Go on.
16:27How would you feel about taking over the dementia choir for me?
16:31Yeah.
16:33Pretty please.
16:37Come on, Kenny, lad.
16:39Daniel told me to come and find you.
16:40Yeah, let's take the weight off your pins.
16:42Oh, you're embarrassing great lush.
16:44Boy!
16:45Boy, what's going on?
16:46He kidnapped my son to teach him a lesson.
16:49Don't get involved, Kenny.
16:50I beg your pardon?
16:51Daniel got drunk, so Bertie got scared.
16:53He tried to make his own tea and blew up the microwave.
16:55The boy was wandering the streets until we took him in.
16:57You did what?
16:58I'm sorry, OK?
16:59I thought we had enough of these problems with me, your brother,
17:02and they said that alcoholism is a family disease.
17:04It's true that, Kenny.
17:05I'm not an alcoholic.
17:07Said like a true addict.
17:08Oh, shut up!
17:09Who asked you?
17:10It's not good, whatever way you look at it.
17:12Like I'm going to take advice from you about how I bring up my son.
17:15Do you think you're being funny?
17:16No, I don't.
17:17It's just something about your face that really makes me laugh.
17:20When Sinead died, what did you tell Bertie?
17:22You told him she fell asleep and she never woke up.
17:25Well, guess what?
17:26What happened last night, huh?
17:27You fell asleep and he couldn't wake you up.
17:33Ken!
17:37And just be wary of tall Maureen.
17:40She'll try and take over.
17:41Small Maureen's not so bad, but tall Maureen, ooh, she can be a tyrant.
17:46Yeah, well, I don't know.
17:47Avoid any discussion of Alison Hammond.
17:50She wants to throw a maraca at me.
17:52Yeah.
17:53But small Maureen's fine.
17:55Although her idea of a with-it tune is boogie-woogie bugle boy of Company B.
18:02Oh, I do love that one.
18:04I do.
18:05Glenda, it's taken every molecule of effort I have in my body
18:10to drag that choir kicking and screaming into the 20th century.
18:1421st.
18:17Tomato, tomato.
18:20I've got them singing Leona Lewis.
18:23Maroon 5.
18:26Yeah.
18:27And next week, we're cracking on with Chapel Roan.
18:32Despite Keith thinking it were a small church off the M6.
18:36You're worried I'll just do show tunes and a solo for myself and everyone, aren't you?
18:41Bustard.
18:43You go in the direction of that taste.
18:47And my girl's still coming, aren't you?
18:49Oh, yeah.
18:51And be warned.
18:52She's feisty.
19:01Oh, what are you doing home?
19:04Well, I had a quiet hour at work, so I thought I'd come to some chores.
19:08She only needs all the help she can get a minute, so...
19:11Oh, so that's women's work, then, is it?
19:14Well, no, I didn't mean it like that.
19:20Listen, I think you and me need a bit of a talk.
19:25Well, talk?
19:27I'm starting to think Daniel was right about what he said about you in the pub.
19:32Daniel said a lot of things about me.
19:36Being a dangerous liar.
19:37The poor boy is out of his mind.
19:41Well, I actually think you're lying about a lot of things.
19:47Right, well, do you know what I say to that?
19:55Don't push me, David.
19:58Cos if you do,
20:00I could land you in a whole universe of trouble.
20:06Maybe you should go for a lie down, Ken.
20:08Does it hurt anywhere, Kenny, lad?
20:10Can you do that?
20:11Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
20:13You don't look fine to me.
20:14You look like you've been licked in the ring by Big Daddy.
20:18You was a wrestler.
20:20You've not been the same since Megan got arrested.
20:22And you found out what she really was.
20:24That was a sick stunt that you pulled.
20:26Aye, but it did a trick, didn't it?
20:28Wake up, Daniel.
20:29If you make this your rock bottom, then he only weighs up.
20:33Dad, I'm so sorry.
20:36I'd like you to leave now.
20:38But...
20:39Just go and grow up.
20:42Think you'll be able to manage that?
20:44Because whatever you're doing isn't working
20:46and I refuse to be caught in the crossfire.
20:49Dad, come on, please.
20:51I said go, and I meant it.
20:55Well, I need to get Bertie.
20:58Go home.
21:00Sleep off your shame
21:02and we'll bring him to you later.
21:16All right.
21:17I love you.
21:18Oh, hey, any news?
21:20Oh, yes.
21:21Got a match.
21:22What, already?
21:22On Todd's phone?
21:23Yep.
21:24There's a match on the fingerprints.
21:25Right, let me see.
21:26We'll be here.