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00:34Come on, you lot. Get this house sorted. The Osborns are coming for lunch.
00:38And we're going to catch a wrap.
00:42All right, let's get this show on the road.
00:44Find it!
00:46I'll get one for lunch.
00:47Great.
00:47Have a good day.
00:48And flowers.
00:49Yeah, whatever you want.
00:50Right, Oscar.
00:51It's an amazing day.
00:53Love you.
00:53See you, Dad.
00:54Love yous!
00:59Charlie, you can come down now.
01:12Hey.
01:13Are you ready to talk about the state you came home in last night?
01:15So tell me how deep it's your love, can you?
01:18How deep it's your love?
01:20So tell me how deep it's your love, can you?
01:22I call me.
01:25Morning!
01:27Hi.
01:28Everything all right?
01:29Oh, yeah.
01:30Just getting sorted for the big family get-together.
01:33Oh, your Dad did invite everyone, didn't he?
01:34Yeah, he did, but I...
01:37I can't actually make it, cos I'm getting my boot off.
01:41We'll just come after.
01:42I don't want to hear any excuses.
01:44Caleb is really happy we're all burying the hatchet.
01:47And I don't mean in Nancy's head.
01:49Promise.
01:51Erm, no, but Caleb has been really down since the last date,
01:54so don't you think it's the least you can do?
01:57Yeah, sure.
01:58I'll come.
01:59Ah, good morning, girls!
02:01Right, Daddy-o.
02:03I was just telling Frankie she can't wiggle out of the lunch today.
02:06Of course she can't.
02:08They're all moved.
02:09I'm a little surprised.
02:10Well, Charlie's the one that skipped down to avoid paying for his mistakes.
02:13Nothing to do with you lot.
02:14Beth, that means a lot to me.
02:17Right, don't forget.
02:18Half twelve, on the dot.
02:19It's gonna be a lunch to remember.
02:22I told you I'm fine.
02:24Until you get yourself a medical degree,
02:25we'll let the doctors decide whether you're fine or not.
02:28What were you thinking?
02:30First you spray paint-linking at the front door, now this.
02:32I've been up all night checking on you, making sure you're still breathing.
02:34I'm sorry.
02:35You know, me and your mum, we turned a blind eye when you kids started partying,
02:38but I thought you were smarter than this.
02:40Dad, I swear, it was a one-off.
02:41It won't happen again.
02:42You shouldn't be drinking like that, Dickie.
02:45Drinking?
02:46Yes!
02:46You're absolutely out of here.
02:48You know, you are grounded for the foreseeable.
02:50Okay.
02:53How's the patient this morning?
02:55Well, she's finally able to stand up on her own now.
02:59Misbet, do you think you could check her over and make sure there's no loss and damage, please?
03:01Yes, of course.
03:02We can run some tests, make sure there's nothing else going on in Diddy's system.
03:06Oh, no, you don't need to do that.
03:08Just drink too much.
03:09It's fine.
03:09Okay.
03:11Why don't you and I find a quiet spot?
03:20Hey, up!
03:21Ow!
03:22Hey!
03:23What are you trying to do?
03:24Kill me?
03:24You've not got a dodgy ticker.
03:26Why are you so jumpy?
03:27I'm not jumpy.
03:29I'm just not used to seeing you in such a good mood, am I?
03:31No.
03:32Er, just doing some flyers for the hutch, trying to help Tony out as much as we can, you know?
03:37Yeah.
03:40Well, you must be starving after all that hard work, and this lot could feed a small army.
03:45Hey, you don't have to go into all that trouble, you know?
03:47It's no trouble at all.
03:49I won't be cooking, and you'll be doing the washing up.
03:51See you shortly.
03:53See you in a bit.
04:12I still don't get this.
04:14Mum hates the Osbournes.
04:16Exactly.
04:17There's no way Beth's suddenly decided to put this family feud behind her.
04:21What's going on, Dad?
04:25Big self-useful baby making a lasagna.
04:28Er, sure.
04:29Get right on it.
04:31Go on, go on.
04:31Don't use the new ones.
04:33Use the mismatched ones in the airing cupboard.
04:36Come on, chop-chop.
04:39Hey.
04:42Fancy making a tenner?
04:43If I don't get out of bed for less than a twenty.
04:46The Osbournes know where Charlie's hiding.
04:48We're going to expose him.
04:50What are you planning on doing?
04:51Poisoning him with lasagna, and then whafting the antidote in front of the face at still the snitch?
04:56That's a good idea.
04:57Beth.
04:58I'm joking.
05:00Right, while we're winding and dining them, you're going to break into the house and get proof that they're hiding
05:04that little scully.
05:05No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:06That, that is insane.
05:08And illegal.
05:09What if he gets caught?
05:10He won't.
05:12Right, just wait outside, and as soon as they arrive...
05:27Good.
05:28Good.
05:28Because with your suspicious mug at the table, they're bound to think something's wrong.
05:32Just trust me.
05:34This'll work.
05:35We're going to get justice for our boy.
05:40Your pulse is slightly elevated, but that's likely due to dehydration.
05:47Do you remember much about last night?
05:52No.
05:56When I was your age, my parents were very strict.
06:03I didn't get to stay out late or go to parties.
06:08Hanging out at the library and reading books they didn't approve of was my only chance of being rebellious.
06:19You must be going through so much right now.
06:25You're becoming a young woman and all the challenges that brings.
06:32Then losing your mum so suddenly.
06:37It's not fair.
06:40You must be hungry and hurt.
06:45But alcohol won't bring you the peace of mind or the answers you're looking for.
06:52Neither will drugs.
06:55I'm sure you know how dangerous that can be.
07:03Your dad loves you so much.
07:08Don't be afraid to let him in when you need to let your feelings out.
07:12You don't have to face all of this alone.
07:19Your mum wouldn't want that.
07:25No.
07:28No, she'd want to be there for me in any way she could be.
07:32Yes.
07:43Hey.
07:44You okay?
07:46Yeah.
07:47Yeah, I am.
07:49You know this, us, how we are.
07:52It really is everything I've ever wanted
07:56It's everything you deserve. You know, you've had a really tough time. I'm super proud of you
08:02You beat cancer. Hmm
08:05Actually, I got a letter from my oncologist the other day asking if I wanted my stoma reversed
08:11As much as it saved my life, I'm ready for the next chapter
08:14Might be a bit of a wait, but yeah, gonna do it
08:18Yeah, well, there's gonna be no way because I'm gonna pay for you to go private. No, I'll call you
08:23doctor to do that. Yeah, I
08:26do I love you and
08:30I'll even look after the kids
08:34Where have you been all my life right here
08:42You know we missed it when Ro was abusing alcohol. I don't want to make the same mistake twice
08:47What happened last night won't happen again. I promise
08:51Look Deedee, I know I can't replace your mum. No one could. It's not Lila, not anyone
08:57But I really am gonna try and be the parent that she wanted you your sister and your brothers to
09:01have
09:02I know you are
09:04Hey, you must be starving. You know, there's only a couple of things I could stomach on a hangover
09:08A fisherman's net full of fresh-roars sushi
09:11Ew
09:11Maybe when you're a bit older. Oh my famous homemade chips. Can you serve them with? Yes, I can do
09:17it with your mum's dee and sauce
09:18What you gonna get it right? 50% ketchup, 40% mayo, 10% mustard
09:23English
09:24It's not Dijon. Give me 15 minutes
09:28It lives
09:31Are you talking to me? Well unless you got an identical twin that I carried when they're off the face
09:35on get last night
09:37It's not something I really don't broadcasted around the village you clown
09:40My bad. I have this thing I seem to do outside this pub. My mouth just moves before my brain
09:45does and
09:48I'm Maddox
09:55Come on guys, we can't be late. This is a dreadful idea
10:00Dad's excited, okay? I'll look a bit sus if you don't turn up to Beth's invitation
10:04It's gonna look sus because we are sus
10:06God I need a wine, but then I'm worried it's gonna make things worse
10:10Loose lips thinks chips. That's not helpful Darren
10:14Just just stick to the story, okay? Charlie's done a runner and you haven't seen it
10:18You know what? No, I can't do it. I should've said
10:20Shh
10:24Erm
10:27What time do you call this?
10:29Not late are we?
10:31I'm pulling your leggy sausage
10:32Go out
10:34Thank you
10:35Well pleasure's all mine
10:37Really looking forward to this
10:42Oh!
10:44Did it!
10:45My dad's been grinning like a loon all day
10:48It's so nice to see him smile again, you know?
10:50Three
10:51Yeah, he's so glad that you held up an olive brunch
10:53And so am I
10:55I don't have much chance to catch up since he got back
10:59Due to obvious reasons, but
11:01I'm glad you did, okay?
11:04I want to get to know my little sister
11:07Don't worry, you will
11:10Well, I love what you've done with the place
11:12I know Caleb's equipment wasn't part of the interior design, but
11:15We're working round it, aren't we babe?
11:17Yeah
11:19Right, I'm sorry I have to run off on you all like this
11:23Conference full of accountants
11:24Sounds like a right route
11:26Take me with you
11:30I'll call you when I land, don't do anything stupid
11:33Too late for that
11:35Well that'll be Frankie
11:36Oh, the complete set
11:38Hi, er, sorry, bye
11:41Bye
11:46Hi
11:47Sorry, Emily
11:47Well, at least you made it
11:50Right, come on, sit down, make the room look untidy
11:52Sorry
11:55Beth
11:56I've wished for a moment like this since you got back to the village
12:03Here's to getting to know each and every one of you better
12:05And you start
12:06My son, my daughter by my side
12:09I couldn't be happier, cheers
12:12Cheers
12:12Cheers
12:13It's a bit of young mad, that's couldn't have made it
12:15Ooh, where is he, is he doing last minute cramming for the GCSEs?
12:19Erm, no, he's just running some errands for me
12:22Oh, what a lovely lad
12:24Yeah, he is
12:25It's a river, it's got ducks in it
12:27It's a pond at best
12:28Okay, David Attenborough
12:33Hmm
12:34Hmm
12:37You okay?
12:39Yeah, I just feel a little faint
12:41Haven't you Ian?
12:43Probably from last night
12:47I've never done drugs before
12:50But Trina said
12:53What?
12:57When I was high I saw my mum
13:01And she was with me all night making silly jokes
13:06And I know it wasn't real and it was a stupid thing to do
13:11But to be able to see her again
13:13And apologise for being such a cow before I found out she had cancer
13:17I just want her back
13:21I'm sorry, you've probably got things you need to do
13:23No
13:25Well yeah, but
13:27I like talking to you
13:31Delivery for Miss Dee Dee?
13:34What are you doing here?
13:36I was, I was just checking on Dee Dee
13:37Yeah?
13:38Well no one asked you to, get lost
13:39Dad!
13:40And you don't come near this pub or my daughter again, you hear me?
13:46He didn't do anything wrong
13:54You've got to do a repeat year at UD?
13:56Mate, that is rubbish
14:00What am I up to?
14:02No, nothing
14:03Just getting by
14:05Staying out of trouble
14:09You know, I'm actually thinking about going travelling
14:13I'll just get away for a bit
14:17Yeah, it'll be well good
14:22I'm just gonna go and get a drink
14:24It'll be two minutes, calm down
14:58You had no right to act like that
14:59I don't want to
15:00Eva, please
15:01You just came to see if I was okay
15:02We weren't doing anything wrong
15:03Boys like that are always doing nothing wrong
15:05Look, we can read any story that you like
15:08I want more to read to me
15:10Well she can't
15:15Eva
15:16Eva, I'm sorry
15:25I can't do this
15:29Not on my own
15:31Your mum and me, we were like two sides of the same coin
15:36You've got me, Dad
15:39I just wish I could talk to her one more time
15:42I know
15:44Oh, I know, me too
15:48Just one more time
15:50No, no
15:51No, all, no
15:52No, no
16:13No
16:14That's
16:14You want to go atèle?
16:16I want to breathe.
16:17I'm
16:17just not sure No
16:19These young crooners, Gregory Potters and your Michael Bubleys, they could not hold
16:25a candle to Samaritan, not in the same league as Frank.
16:29You know, we're just really happy Frankie finally got the boot off.
16:33Well, as long as Frankie's alright, that's the main thing.
16:38What?
16:39Well, you got your boot off, so you'd be doing the Macarena in no time.
16:41I don't think it's as simple as that, she's still got a long way to go.
16:45You know, the only person that has come off scot-free in this crash is your sweet little Charlie.
16:50Charlie hasn't taken any of this lightly.
16:52Yeah, he was devastated by the whole thing.
16:55Yeah, I would be, if I was looking at a long stretch in Longmare Prison.
16:58He was born there, wasn't he?
17:00You know how people like to gossip.
17:02I'm guessing he didn't like it much as a baby, which is why he's trying everything he can not to
17:05go back.
17:07Can I get the lasagna?
17:11I didn't want to come here. I told you it was a bad idea.
17:13Marduk, she made it, son.
17:15Can't wait for the lasagna.
17:17Oh, Charlie's there.
17:18Just going on over there.
17:19Yeah.
17:24Parasites!
17:25Beth!
17:26They've been hiding Charlie in the house.
17:27You know that coward that nearly killed you?
17:29What are you going on about?
17:31Alex has just been there.
17:32What?
17:32He was in our house?
17:33Darren.
17:34Darren.
17:35Oh, quit the theatrics, you fool.
17:37Right.
17:38It's true.
17:39Now you know.
17:39But Dad didn't know anything about this.
17:41And I couldn't let Charlie go to prison.
17:43Not after everything he's been through.
17:50It's true.
17:51Like, Beth!
17:51Beth!
17:58Is this true?
18:01I'm so sorry.
18:09I thought you were supposed to be grounded.
18:11Yeah, I am.
18:12You know I owe my sister big time for getting you this.
18:16Are you sure?
18:17Yes.
18:20Thanks.
18:29I can't do this without you, Mum.
18:38Charlie!
18:39Where is it?
18:40Mum, stop.
18:41Charlie!
18:41Hey!
18:42What is wrong with you two?
18:44Charlie!
18:44Open this door!
18:45It's not even his room.
18:46Why is it locked?
18:48Charlie!
18:48Beth!
18:49What are you doing?
18:50Get off me!
18:51Mum!
18:51I'm not gonna let you do this.
18:53Don't open that door.
18:53I'm gonna kick it in.
18:54What's it gonna be?