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00:26I don't know what it is
00:27Debbie does with his sheets, but shall I take them to the laundrette?
00:30Nah, just leave them. I'll leave them later, Sue.
00:33Okay. Got everything?
00:34Yeah, toothbrushes, stuff in the bathroom?
00:35Yep.
00:37All right, then. You ready, Sue?
00:39Yeah, I think so.
00:41Well, um, thanks ever so much, Andy.
00:45I told Debbie before she went to work this morning, but, well, it goes without saying.
00:50Yeah, we're really grateful, Andy.
00:51Thanks very much.
00:52Thanks.
00:53Can you manage?
00:54Yeah.
00:55Okay, fine.
00:56See ya.
00:57Yeah, see ya.
01:04Oh, Alice, let us know when you're here now, don't you?
01:07Yeah, sure.
01:07Thanks again, eh?
01:08Look how there's anything.
01:09Yeah.
01:09Bye.
01:10See ya.
01:25I'm off now.
01:31Oh, just put them there, Kef. I'll do later.
01:42Mum, whatever's this in here?
01:45Oh, me hankies, of course.
01:48Hankies?
01:49And Pete and Ian's.
01:50I put them all in while I was at it.
01:52Can't just wash a hanky calf, especially not a man's.
01:56You've got to boil them to get the germs out.
01:58Oh, have ya?
02:00Oh, have ya?
02:01Oh, have ya?
02:04You won't forget you're doing the stall dinner time, will ya?
02:07Oh?
02:08Me and Pete are going around to see Pauline and Arthur.
02:10I told you about it last night, remember?
02:12What?
02:13Round my house?
02:14I told you about it.
02:16Why?
02:17Why?
02:18Yeah.
02:18What's it made of?
02:20Nothing.
02:20You just want to see them, that's all.
02:23No, Pauline's not working.
02:24It's nice to go around their dinner time when the kids ain't around.
02:26Just be the four of us.
02:27Just the four of ya.
02:29I see.
02:32Come on.
02:34I can't.
02:35You must.
02:37I'm going back to Andy's.
02:39No.
02:40Look, it won't be as bad as you think.
02:43Aisha's given the whole place a clean ready for ya.
02:46Wash the curtains, change your bed clothes.
02:48It looks really nice.
02:51Everything's been put away, just like I told ya.
02:53I didn't want them put away.
02:56Come on, Sue.
02:57You must.
02:58Watch me.
03:00Sorry.
03:16Den, before you open up.
03:21What?
03:22What are we going to do about Sharon, eh?
03:24She doesn't need to see the doctor.
03:26No, but what do you think's the matter with her?
03:28Think?
03:28I wish I knew.
03:30I've had a chat with her and I'm still none the wiser.
03:33She steals a bottle of gin.
03:35She drinks it all by herself and then she falls down the stairs, plastered out of her mind.
03:39And why?
03:40What's the big idea?
03:41What's it all in aid of?
03:42Did you ask her?
03:43Of course I asked her.
03:44Of course I asked her.
03:44It's like talking to a brick wall.
03:46She just shrugs and looks the other way.
03:47I could strangle her when she's like this, aren't you?
03:49Well, perhaps she thinks you're in the end.
03:50And I'll say something else.
03:50She's not leaving this house.
03:51No.
03:52She's not leaving her room until I get an apology.
03:54I'll better still, some indication that she knows that she's done wrong.
04:00She could have killed herself.
04:02I mean, that's all I keep thinking.
04:04She could have fallen on her head and killed herself.
04:11Yeah, sit down and have this.
04:15She's done a good job on it, don't you think?
04:17Yeah.
04:18It looks different somehow.
04:20Maybe it's them flowers.
04:22I don't like flowers indoors.
04:30Yeah, there's the packing I'm done.
04:33I'll have to put it away one day.
04:34Look, Sue, stop it, will you?
04:36For God's sake, sit down.
04:39We've got to talk.
04:41We can't behave like a couple of ostriches.
04:44We've got to talk about him.
04:48I know.
04:49Why don't we move the sideboard under the window
04:52and put the sofa over here?
04:53He'll look much better like that.
04:55Oh, come on, Ellie, give us a hand.
04:57Look, stop it, will you?
04:59Oh, good.
05:01His red shoe.
05:04I was thinking I was going to have to buy him another pair.
05:05I've been looking for it everywhere.
05:14The water's boiling.
05:15Oh, look at the milk.
05:18Yep.
05:19Oh, good gracious, you are in a tizzy, aren't you?
05:23After all, all I wanted was an egg sandwich.
05:25It's not exactly caught on blurs, is it?
05:28Look, the butter's hard, Ethel.
05:29Oh, getting cross now, gone quite red, too.
05:32Got all red slaving over an ox stone.
05:34Sometimes, Ethel, you get right up here.
05:37Do you want a hand?
05:37Do I want a hand?
05:40And what is this?
05:41Concrete?
05:43Look, you've got to be scientific about these things.
05:45You chop it up and it warms up.
05:47Yes, but he forgot to take it out of the fridge, Michelle.
05:50That was it.
05:50Yeah, I think she can see that, Ethel.
05:53Look, the situation is she came to us for one week, right?
05:56Yeah, she loves being with you, Kat.
05:58Loves it, loves it.
05:59Yeah, well, she hasn't got Michelle and Arthur to put up with.
06:01I haven't seen her look so relaxed for years.
06:03Yeah, well, as I was saying, she came to us for one week and she's been with us for...
06:07Four.
06:08And the question is, how much longer is she staying?
06:11Do you know what she was doing when I left?
06:13Boiling her flipping hankies in my casserole dish.
06:15Oh, yeah, she does like to boil her hankies.
06:18Yeah, but that's the thing, isn't it?
06:19I mean, I don't know her little ways, do I?
06:22She ain't my mother.
06:23Yeah, look, hang on, Kath, hang on.
06:25This sticks to the point.
06:26She can't...
06:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, you said all that.
06:28Now you want to know when we're going to have her back.
06:30That's what you're getting round to, isn't it?
06:31Look, OK, the way I'll see it is complicated.
06:34On the one hand, we've got the room floor in the flat, we can afford to have her,
06:38and she likes being with us, right?
06:39And on the other hand, you're like sardines in a tin with a new baby during...
06:43Five weeks?
06:44Oh, is that what it is, Pauline?
06:46Do you mind, Kath?
06:47Five weeks.
06:48Six weeks, so logically, looked at objectively, we ought to have a permanent.
06:52Do I sense a but?
06:54Kathie and I have talked it over, and we can't do it.
06:56I'm sorry, we just can't.
06:58We're so used to being on our own, it wouldn't work.
07:01She'll have to come back to you.
07:04I see.
07:05Well, what Pete thought was, was like, when she does come back, what if we give you something
07:09towards her?
07:10Sort of for her keep?
07:11It ain't the money that's the problem, is it?
07:13Oh, she's got a pension, she doesn't cost us anything.
07:16In fact, we'd probably benefit.
07:17I mean, it's her house all said and done.
07:19We need space, accommodation, there just ain't enough room.
07:22I mean, Michelle's using her room, and that makes a difference.
07:25Well, it means we have a front room for a change.
07:27Yeah, and you see, if Gran comes back, Michelle's got to move down.
07:30I mean, camping in the front room like Mark did, it's just not satisfactory.
07:33I don't know why you don't make the front room into a proper bedroom for her.
07:37Now she's using it.
07:38Yeah, do it up as a bedroom.
07:40It could look lovely, that room.
07:41Take the three-piece suite out.
07:42Bring the bedroom down from the partition room.
07:44Let her decorate it herself.
07:46Do her own thing, you know.
07:47Well, she deserves it at her age.
07:49Bit of space to call her own.
07:51Do her own thing in.
07:52And with her growing up, I mean, the room by the front door would be a real plus.
07:55I mean, if she wants to sneak in in the early hours of the morning.
07:58That sort of thing.
07:59Now, just a minute, just a minute.
08:01Are you suggesting I make the front room of shelves permanent?
08:04Oh, you hardly ever use it as a sitting room, do you?
08:06You're always in here.
08:08And what about Mark?
08:11Where's Mark going to go when he comes home?
08:13Oh, come on, Paulie.
08:14Look, that front room is Mark's.
08:15And no one, not even Michelle, is going to take it over.
08:18When he comes back through that door,
08:20he's going to find his bedroom exactly as he left it.
08:22Right?
08:23OK.
08:24OK.
08:26Oh, couldn't you partition Mum's room off for Michelle, then?
08:28God, Peter, you must be joking.
08:30She's already squashed all her things into one little room.
08:33We can't ask her to squeeze up even more.
08:35God.
08:36I don't know.
08:37I mean, Keith and Paul are in Romford.
08:39Norma's stuck in Eastbourne.
08:41She can't go and live with any of them because she won't move out of London.
08:44I don't want to put her in a home.
08:46Peter, how can you say such a thing?
08:48I just said...
08:49She's 70, but she's got all her faculties, for God's sake.
08:52I mean, poor Mum, the way you talk about her...
08:54Hold it, hold it, hold it.
08:56There's no need to get hot and bothered.
08:58I should have thought, and you pointed this out,
09:00that you and Pauline are the only ones that can look after her.
09:03I think we ought to share it.
09:04Six months at your place, six months at ours.
09:06How about that?
09:09Except Kathy and I find it difficult to have her.
09:11Oh, God, that sounds awful, doesn't it?
09:13Well, you're the one who said you couldn't stand it.
09:15Not just me, Pete.
09:17You and all.
09:17Oh, no.
09:18Oh, yes.
09:19Oh, shut up.
09:20Just stop squabbling.
09:21I mean, sod the overcrowding, sod the money, sod everything.
09:24All I want is for everyone to be happy,
09:26and it seems to me that we'd be happiest if Mum come back here,
09:29even if it is bloody overcrowded.
09:31At least she's wanted.
09:35I mean, I love living with Mum, so you send her back.
09:38You satisfied now, Peter?
09:40Got what you come for?
09:45Dirty.
09:48Dirty.
09:49Dirty.
09:49Nobody, eh?
09:50It's a coffee ring.
09:54Mustard.
09:55Got any more of this, you're bound in here with the washing up.
09:57Uh-huh.
09:58Edding the prong.
09:59Right.
10:00Oh, Lofty, get it in.
10:04Lofty!
10:06Oh, hello, Mary.
10:08You're back.
10:09Yeah, I've finished my room.
10:11Right.
10:12Yeah, great.
10:14Well, anybody's seen soon.
10:16I need to borrow for a door key.
10:18I've lost mine.
10:18Well, I've left it in me bags and Mrs. Wesson's got them in her car.
10:21She's done for me stuff off later.
10:23Well, there's not much point lugging it about without me in there.
10:26Where is Sue anyway?
10:27What are you two doing here?
10:29Oh, you didn't hear then?
10:30Hear what?
10:32About Sue.
10:33Come here, Mary.
10:35What's it?
10:36What's happened?
10:38What's happened?
10:47What's happened?
10:48What's the case?
10:49We want them post-mortem results.
10:51As I said, I rang again this morning and I'm afraid they're still not through.
10:54Well, what the hell are they playing at?
10:55They've had him a whole week.
10:56I know.
10:57I've tried hurrying them up, but they're very busy.
10:59First it was going to be Monday, then Wednesday, then today.
11:02I mean, what are they trying to do?
11:02Drive us crazy?
11:04We need to know what happened.
11:06I'll ring them again.
11:07I mean, we're in some sort of limbo.
11:09We can't even arrange for his funeral.
11:13Where's the alarm clock?
11:16She put it away.
11:20How does it feel to be back, Sue?
11:22Terrible.
11:23Sue, how does it feel?
11:25Okay.
11:26Except I wish his sister hadn't moved everything round.
11:30Look, it's him you want to be worrying about, Doctor, not me.
11:33I'm fine.
11:34I mean, somebody's got to pull themselves together and get themselves back to normal, haven't they?
11:58Bye, Bluff.
11:59Look out.
12:00Right, guys.
12:03Let's get back.
12:04Come on, let's go.
12:05Ethel, Ethel, come here.
12:07It's urgent.
12:08Oh, my God.
12:09He's all out of the stone.
12:17Hello, Mary.
12:19Haven't seen you for a long time.
12:21Are you back for good now?
12:22Hmm.
12:27Back up.
12:28Got to be back at the bank in half an hour.
12:30Dave, isn't this a little bit sort of, you know...
12:32What are you fussing about?
12:34I don't know if I like it.
12:35It's perfectly all right.
12:37It is.
12:38Do you like it?
12:39Yeah.
12:39There's plenty of room.
12:40Yeah.
12:42Stand still a minute.
12:44Yeah.
12:45That's all right.
12:46Is it?
12:46Yeah.
12:46Here you're trainers.
12:48Put them on.
12:50We'll see if there's anything else we need.
12:53End of love, though.
12:54A book as well.
12:55Why not?
12:56I thought we were saving every penny towards the house, then.
12:59Andy, what is more important than our health?
13:02Didn't we agree, having Sue here, we'd become far too materialistic?
13:05Well, it's all this, anyway.
13:06It's not materialistic, yeah?
13:09Cops.
13:09I'll get it.
13:18I'll get it.
13:20I'll get it.
13:22I'll get it.
13:22Excuse me.
13:25No, I'm not stopping.
13:27I just wanted to talk about Sue.
13:29Debbie, it's been very good for her to have another woman to talk to while she's been
13:32here.
13:32And I just wondered whether you'd keep an eye on her for me now she's gone home.
13:37Uh, do you two belong to a team of some sort?
13:41With us?
13:42Well, yeah, just for a few days.
13:45I mean, I could have stayed alone in the hotel, but somebody's moved in now.
13:48It's only a tiny flat.
13:51But we do have a spare room.
13:53I couldn't possibly go back home.
13:55She's only just gone back herself.
13:57Sue?
13:58Yeah, just today.
13:59Imagine if I turned over there.
14:01So I stayed back and all.
14:03Yeah, I see what you mean.
14:04Are you sure it's all right?
14:06Yeah, of course.
14:08I'll get Mrs. Weston to dump me stuff off then, should I, eh?
14:10Um, I'd better go back and let you in, hadn't I?
14:14So you're real nice.
14:15It's okay.
14:16I've tied you up there.
14:18Wait here a minute.
14:19I'll go and tell Saeed.
14:20Okay.
14:23Saeed?
14:24Hmm?
14:25Um.
14:30Oh, blimey.
14:31I wouldn't live up here for all the tea in China.
14:33I just hope I don't have to go all the way down again if Willie wants to lift a leg.
14:38There you are, Willie.
14:39Sit.
14:39Where'd you put them whelps?
14:41Here you are.
14:42Oh, Lou, we've got a feast here.
14:45Real little feast.
14:47Seafood starter.
14:48Roast chicken trifle.
14:49With all the trimmings.
14:51Oh, well, they're very po-faced up here, eh?
14:53You know, half the time it's like a morgue up here.
14:55Oh, do you wonder, living so high up.
14:58Sitting in front of the telly, nobody coming round.
15:01Oh, gives me the vertigo's just looking out of the window.
15:04They need a bit of life.
15:06Oh, I love a bit of life.
15:08Exactly.
15:09And that's what they're going to have.
15:11Now, come on.
15:13First, we'll give the place a good old clean, and then we'll cook the meal.
15:17What's all this in, Adolf?
15:19What's the reason for it?
15:20I told you.
15:22Louise Beale, don't think you can pull the wool over my eyes.
15:25There must be a reason.
15:32All me life, Etta, I've lived in confinement.
15:36Confinement?
15:37Oh.
15:38Cramped in by masses of people.
15:40Sharing the toilet, sharing the bath water.
15:43Squashed in me bed with dozens of sisters.
15:45Dozens?
15:46Five, and all of them fat.
15:48And then me own family, then Pauline's family.
15:52Now, being here is the first time, the very first time in me whole life,
15:56I've had a bit of space and a bit of peace and quiet, and I likes it.
16:01Oh, not for long, you won't.
16:03No, not for long.
16:04But for the time being, I'm not going to be shoved back till I'm good and ready.
16:09No, quite right.
16:10Especially not by Pete and Cathy living here in the lap of luxury.
16:14Poor old Pauline's struggling away.
16:17Doing good to put up with a bit of inconvenience.
16:19Oh, you're not an inconvenience, Lou.
16:22They met at dinner time to discuss it, you know.
16:24What?
16:25When I'm to go home.
16:27Oh, so that's what it's all about.
16:30I knew you had an interior motive, you smarmy old thing.
16:35All this just to keep in their good books, so they won't send you home, innit?
16:39You underestimate me, Epp.
16:41All this is so that I can get in first and state my own terms.
16:47She knows we've been discussing it, Kath.
16:49And something's got to be seen.
16:50And it's best if we say it tonight.
16:53I mean, there's nothing worse than leaving things.
16:54That's when you create atmospheres.
16:57I mean, plenty of people don't want their mothers living with them.
17:01It's not a climb, is it?
17:03Nah.
17:04I mean, you've got nowhere else to go.
17:06She's got a house of her own over there.
17:08Yeah.
17:08So, we'll have a drink at the Vic, and we'll buy some fish and chips later.
17:12Take a couple of bottles of staff, and then we'll have it out.
17:27Should we have the telly on?
17:29If you want.
17:36Incredible.
17:37About six feet, I suppose.
17:39Superb.
17:40Six foot of wing.
17:40What a gorgeous-looking bird.
17:42How did you get to it?
17:43I wonder how much longer they're going to want me to do it.
17:45Sue and Allie, I mean.
17:46Sue's back, I suppose.
17:48Yeah.
17:48I can't imagine when she's going to feel up to doing that.
17:51They only got back from Deb's house today, didn't they?
17:53Well, maybe she'll never want to come back.
17:55I mean, it'd be understandable, wouldn't it?
17:57Both bands.
17:59Anyway, don't forget our date tomorrow, will you?
18:01What?
18:02Lofty, I keep reminding you, you must be forgetting on purpose.
18:05Your hair.
18:06What?
18:07I'm going to do it for you, remember?
18:08Put some streets in.
18:09Oh, yeah.
18:10Hey, look, Michelle, I've been thinking about it.
18:11Look, Lofty, don't back out of it.
18:13All I'm going to do is put some highlights in it, brighten it up a bit, Mona.
18:16Oh, it might.
18:17I mean, it might hurt me watching your image, anyway.
18:20What image?
18:21I mean, Lofty, come here.
18:23I mean, take a look at yourself, eh?
18:25You're a mess.
18:26Am I?
18:27What are you aiming at with this like?
18:29What are you trying to be?
18:30Be?
18:31Lofty, you can be so ignorant at times.
18:34Everyone's got to have a look these days, right?
18:36You've either got to be casual or punk or rockabilly or something definite.
18:40Oh.
18:41Otherwise, you're dead boring.
18:42Otherwise, you're wasting your assets.
18:45So, come on, make the best of it.
18:47I mean, you're quite good looking, you know.
18:49You have got quite a nice body.
18:50Have I?
18:51Make the best of it, right?
18:52You men don't have to be drab and boring anymore.
18:54Or they can be peacocks.
18:56A particular problem back in Africa, why vultures are getting this calcium.
19:01I can't stand this.
19:06I need to get out of here.
19:24I'm going to the pub.
19:26You're coming?
19:30Why not?
19:32You don't need babysitters anymore, is that what you mean?
19:35No!
19:37I mean, I suppose every cloud does have a silver lining.
19:39It is an advantage.
19:40You're not needing sitters anymore.
19:43Look, we didn't go to the Vic.
19:46We'd go somewhere else.
19:48Up west, even, eh?
19:49Oh, we could go anywhere now.
19:51True, true.
19:52Sue.
19:52Now we're not parents anymore.
19:54A couple of balloons, cut off the string, up, up and away.
19:57Sue, please.
19:59I need to get out of this room.
20:01Well, go on, then.
20:03Right.
20:06Allie?
20:09Don't go.
20:13Al?
20:17I could better be here on my own.
20:24Baby.
20:29Shh.
20:35I'll do the pizza, then, shall I?
20:38Pizzas?
20:39We've got to feed her something, haven't we?
20:42Yeah, but, er...
20:44Two babies eat pizzas.
20:57You know, this, er...
20:59This all seems a bit strange, if you ask me.
21:02I mean, we hardly even know her.
21:04She was in a fix.
21:06I couldn't possibly have said no.
21:08Yeah.
21:10Yeah.
21:37So, er...
21:38She's using my bedroom, is she?
21:40Well, I couldn't very well expect her to sleep on the sofa.
21:43Not with a baby.
21:44No, no, of course not.
21:46Whereas I didn't think you'd mind.
21:48Oh, great.
21:50Saeed, look, I know what you're thinking.
21:53Not why Mary's with us, eh?
22:13Smell a roast chicken.
22:15Reminds me of Camden Town.
22:16Oh, shut the door,ette.
22:21And a trifle.
22:24Oh.
22:28First you let the heat out, then the cold.
22:32You've got to preserve the temperatures.
22:34Yes, but I'm not used to these conveniences.
22:36Here's the lift now.
22:37Here, light the candles quick.
22:40Here, light the candles.
22:56Mum?
22:59Blimey.
23:00Oh, you're back at last.
23:01I'm ready to dish up.
23:03What is all this?
23:04Well, what's it look like?
23:05I've just made her some tea, that's all.
23:07Oh, seafood starter, roast chicken.
23:10Yes.
23:11Trifle booze.
23:12F4.
23:13She's staying too, by the way.
23:15Wow, everywhere looks fantastic.
23:16Oh, we cleaned.
23:18We cleaned and polished it.
23:20Well, I don't know what to say.
23:22It's a lovely surprise.
23:23Really smashing.
23:24Well, don't get carried away.
23:25It probably won't happen again.
23:26It's just to say thank you for having me, that's all.
23:30More like putting up with her, ask me.
23:32Oh, you didn't have to thank us, did she, Pete?
23:35No, of course not.
23:36I mean, it's been a pleasure having you, hasn't it, Pete?
23:38Yeah, been a pleasure.
23:39Well, it may be a pleasure, but it can't go on indefinite, you know, so long as you understand that.
23:44Yeah.
23:44Yeah, of course.
23:45I'll stop a bit longer, of course.
23:49Another month, say.
23:51But as soon as Pauline's baby's born, I'll have to get back.
23:55There.
23:56That's that sorted out.
23:58I like things cut and dried.
24:00And she likes keeping the ball in her own court.
24:03And I'm beginning to regret having invited you along.
24:06Oh, I can't help it, Lou.
24:07I've been watching Wimbledon.
24:10Pete, what are we going to do with these?
24:12Oh, blimey, I forgot.
24:14But we bought us all fish and chips.
24:22Thank God for Den's whiskey, eh?
24:24Oh.
24:53It's Debbie.
24:55She's got a pot plant.
25:00She's got this pot plant.
25:22Oh, at last.
25:24Took your time, didn't you?
25:25Yeah.
25:28I'm single-handed out there.
25:30Look, hang on, Den.
25:32I've come to a bit of a decision, and I'm going to need your help.
25:35What's this?
25:36A new outfit?
25:36What, you expecting the boyfriend?
25:38All right, we'll be with you in a second.
25:39Yes, as a matter of fact, it is new.
25:40I've got it to boost me morale.
25:42Now, listen.
25:42So you've come to a decision.
25:44What?
25:45Well, I think Sharon got drunk, because it's her way of telling me that I drink too much,
25:50and it worries her.
25:51Has she said as much?
25:52No, but she's gone on enough about it in the past, and it's funny she chose gin of all drinks,
25:57hasn't it?
25:58Yeah.
25:59So what do you think, Dennis?
26:01I'm right, aren't I?
26:02Well, you finally admitted it at last.
26:05What?
26:05That you drink too much.
26:08I don't drink enough, as a matter of fact.
26:11Not enough to drown me sorrows.
26:12Not nearly.
26:13They don't seem to be the drowning sort, do they?
26:16Well, perhaps they're all wearing little life jackets.
26:18Very funny.
26:19Perhaps instead of cracking jokes, you ought to be asking why I got sorrows in the first place.
26:23I don't need to ask.
26:24I know.
26:26You're a pretty desperate sort of character, aren't you?
26:29And who made me desperate?
26:32Look, I don't want the same thing to happen to Sharon.
26:35Service.
26:39Here I am, gasping for a drink.
26:41Oh, dear-o, deary me, another alky.
26:44That's working in that caff, then.
26:45It really knackers me out.
26:46I have a pint of vest, please.
26:48Oh, look, you're last on all things lovely, by the way, Ange.
26:51Oh, yeah, where?
26:52Yeah, me.
26:53I'm having me image change tomorrow.
26:55Oh, yeah?
26:56Yeah, Michelle's putting some stripes in me out.
26:58I think you mean streaks, don't you, darling?
27:00Yeah, streaks.
27:01Thanks, then.
27:02Have one yourself.
27:03Celebrate me last night of normality.
27:04Oh, thanks, but no thanks, Lofty.
27:06But perhaps Ange will.
27:07Your usual love?
27:08A double?
27:09Lofty's paying.
27:10Yeah, thanks very much, Lofty.
27:12I'd love a drink.
27:13I'll have a bitter lemon.
27:17And it's going to be bitter lemons from now on, Den.
27:19That's what I was trying to tell you out there.
27:22I'm going on the wagon.
27:24That's her little joke for the evening, in case you hadn't noticed.
27:26No, it's not.
27:27I was never more serious in me life.
27:29After what happened last night, I'm strictly off the bottle.
27:35Let's see.
27:36By about ten o'clock tonight, my dear wife will have in her hand a large double gin and a
27:40merry little smile on her face.
27:42You see.
27:46By ten o'clock tonight, Den, I may not have a merry little smile on me face, but I'll still
27:50be on the bitter lemons.
27:51When I make a decision, I'll stick to it.
27:53You wait and see.
27:54Ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:22Ha, ha, ha.
28:52Ha, ha, ha.
29:05Ha, ha, ha.
29:33Ha, ha, ha.