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00:04Ah.
00:06Yeah, very good work, Bertie Worcester.
00:08We're gonna run out of gold stats.
00:10Can I play a game on your phone?
00:12Erm, no.
00:14In-set day is an excuse for more screen time, I'm afraid.
00:16What you can do is you can go into your bedroom
00:18and finish that painting you were doing for Grandad.
00:21I'll check my messages.
00:23See whether they've crawled out from under their rock.
00:29Coward.
00:31You talking to yourself?
00:33Always.
00:34I take it you're pulling a sickie, then?
00:37However will they cope without me, I'm basically the jewel in their crown.
00:41Cannot believe that I had a complete meltdown on my first day back.
00:47Stop tormenting yourself. Draw a line.
00:49How?
00:50It's like playing whack-a-mole.
00:52As soon as one troll disappears, another one raises its ugly head.
00:55And I can't work out whether Truth Teller 2 is some sad copycat.
00:59Or if it's the same sicko.
01:01Yeah, well, either way, wanting to meet and greet's a terrible idea.
01:05I mean, they're already living in your head rent free.
01:09It's you.
01:11What?
01:12First Megan, now me.
01:15Come on.
01:16You need to get a grip.
01:20Challenging them to meet me was a private post.
01:23Yeah.
01:24I know, but did you actually post that?
01:28I know you said you might do.
01:29No.
01:30I didn't.
01:33Has it been you this whole time?
01:39Good boy.
01:41Yeah.
01:44Just about managed to swerve a steaming pile of fox poo.
01:50Oh, and you know Carol, her with that Romanian rescue.
01:54She says hello.
01:55It's right on me wicker.
01:58Mum's still in her strop then.
02:00A strop?
02:00What am I, 15?
02:03OK.
02:04Oh, and that bag was supposed to go to school with Lily.
02:07Right?
02:07It's food bank day.
02:09Oh, I forgot.
02:10Oh, don't stress.
02:11Don't stress.
02:11No, muggins will do it like I do everything else.
02:13Well, this is a lovely start to the day.
02:15Well, at least I had a lovely time yesterday.
02:17I was trying to be a good brother.
02:19Yeah, you said.
02:21Look, is Harper scarred for life because I missed one day at the hospital?
02:25You could have done both.
02:27It's not going in, is it?
02:28I mean, I can literally see it coming out the other ear.
02:31Oh, I apologise for having a brain injury.
02:33That's a cheap shot, that Shona.
02:35Very cheap.
02:36Drop dead.
02:38There's no point in denying it.
02:39Only the Truth Teller account could seed those posts.
02:42Yeah, but you were bound to want to front them up sooner or later.
02:45It was a lucky guess.
02:47Way too lucky.
02:48Why are you looking at me like that for?
02:49Because I knew it was you.
02:51My great confidant and ally.
02:53Daniel.
02:55Please.
02:56Look, stress, it can push you over the edge and make you paranoid.
03:00You're the one with the personality disorder.
03:02My son adores you.
03:04I adore him.
03:05How can you say that?
03:06You've been persecuting his father, his only parent.
03:09I haven't.
03:10You have had me on edge.
03:12You have had me distracted at home.
03:14You've had me distracted at work.
03:15I only went back yesterday and look how well that turned out.
03:19At least do me the courtesy of telling me the truth.
03:23Okay.
03:26It was me.
03:30I'm sorry.
03:32Three meaningless syllables.
03:35You made me the target for vigilantes.
03:38I didn't think.
03:39I just...
03:40You put Bertie in danger.
03:42No, I would never.
03:44I just wanted things to stay the same.
03:47I wanted to keep living here with you guys.
03:49You made me paranoid and depressed so that you could be my rock.
03:53You were going back to work.
03:55You were...
03:56You were getting your act together.
03:58I thought...
03:58That time when the truth teller disappeared in the bistro and I felt like a great weight
04:04had been lifted, you then created Truth Teller 2?
04:06No, Truth Teller 2 was nothing to do with me.
04:08How low can you go?
04:10On Bertie's life!
04:11Truth Teller 2 was nothing to do with me, I swear!
04:14Get out!
04:17What can I...
04:19Can I come back later maybe?
04:21You know, when you've calmed down a bit?
04:23You stay away from me.
04:24And you stay away from Bertie.
04:26Now get out.
04:36I've got my D.I. snapping at my heels.
04:39Why am I dilly-dallying?
04:40We've got our prime suspect banged up in custody, just wrap the whole thing up.
04:46Yeah, well, she's new, isn't she?
04:47Probably just wants to, I mean, make a mark.
04:50Yeah, with the big fat pokey finger right there.
04:52Mm-mm.
04:52Mm-mm.
04:53Oh, please.
04:55Have you heard anything about Todd's phone yet?
04:58Nope.
04:58It's still missing.
05:00My D.I.'s totally unfazed by it.
05:02She's convinced we've got our...
05:04Hey.
05:05Sorry.
05:06I didn't mean to interrupt.
05:07I just wanted to let you know that I'm back fighting fit.
05:10Ah.
05:11Well, it's good to see you.
05:13Yeah.
05:14Cheers.
05:15Listen, I'll...
05:16I'll let you both crack on.
05:17Oh, no, no.
05:17I didn't...
05:18I didn't mean to interrupt.
05:19No, you didn't.
05:20I was just having a moan.
05:22No change there, then.
05:24I'll see you later.
05:25Later.
05:26See you.
05:32Come on in.
05:39What did that shoe ever do to you?
05:44Okay.
05:46We're all out of small talk, then.
05:48Oh, yeah.
05:48I forgot.
05:49You only do big talk.
05:51What is it?
05:51Have a pop at Jodie Day?
05:53What?
05:55Nothing.
05:57I've had a bit of a row with Daniel.
06:00Oh.
06:09So what's up with your mush?
06:11I'm fine.
06:14Men.
06:15For your information, I'm fine is Shona's catchphrase.
06:20That's usually morse for working out for yourself, moron.
06:24So you've had a row, too, then?
06:27Yep.
06:28Mother of them.
06:30But we'll be fine.
06:32Of course you will.
06:34Ta.
06:35Tea?
06:36Yeah, go on.
06:40I mean, I love Shona.
06:42You know?
06:43I do.
06:43Yeah, I know.
06:46But...
06:48Well, when you look at the bigger picture,
06:51I guess it kind of makes sense of...
06:53Makes sense of what?
06:57You know.
07:00The night of Carla's wedding.
07:03You and me.
07:04Oh.
07:05We're going there.
07:06Really?
07:08Unbelievable.
07:09You knew it wasn't Shona in that bed.
07:11You knew it was me.
07:12This is next level messed up, do you know that?
07:15Come on, it might have been your subconscious, I don't know,
07:18but you defo knew it was me.
07:19Well, congratulations, Jodie.
07:21You're through to judges' houses.
07:23You said my name, David.
07:26You might not remember it, but you sure as hell said it.
07:36Oh.
07:38Hello again.
07:40Oh.
07:40That looks heavy.
07:42Well, it is a bit.
07:43But I'm a sucker for three-for-twos.
07:46Idris.
07:47Oh, Rita.
07:48You might know my cousin, Elia.
07:50Oh, yes, I do.
07:51She's very beautiful.
07:52And a personality to match.
07:55Is this man bothering you, Rita?
07:56Not at all.
07:58Good.
07:59What can I say?
08:00Got a thing for redheads.
08:03Are you two pals?
08:05Oh, yeah, yeah.
08:06Very much so.
08:08Right.
08:11Well, then, I hope it isn't just a flying visit to Weatherfield.
08:15Oh, no, no, no.
08:17I'm putting down roots.
08:19Right, well, I'll just...
08:21Bye, love.
08:23Bye, love.
08:26You're messing with my head. Again.
08:28No.
08:28I'm not.
08:30Look, I shouldn't have told you.
08:32I'm sorry.
08:33But I love Shona.
08:34Have I said you don't?
08:36Well, no.
08:39When exactly did I say it?
08:43Well...
08:46You got into bed.
08:48And you kissed the back of my neck.
08:51And you told me that I, er...
08:53I smelt nice.
08:55No, lovely.
08:56You said I smelt lovely.
08:58And then you said my name.
09:01Just my name.
09:03And then you kind of jolted awake,
09:04which I thought was weird because you hadn't been asleep.
09:08And you looked completely freaked out.
09:10And then you jumped out of bed.
09:14Oh.
09:16Did I?
09:17It's okay.
09:19Look, I believe you.
09:20I believe that you...
09:22You don't remember.
09:23And no-one will ever hear it from me.
09:27I shouldn't have even mentioned it.
09:29I'm sorry.
09:30I'm...
09:31I'm getting it all wrong today.
09:37Hello.
09:50Hey, good job you're here.
09:52He is proper keen in here.
09:55Not again.
09:56Two pints of layman's soda, please.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Here, keep the change.
10:01Ta.
10:06Ah.
10:07Don't start.
10:09It's midday.
10:10On a school day.
10:11Ooh.
10:12Do you think they're missing me?
10:13Mr Osborne.
10:14Woo-hoo.
10:15Whoever's covering your shift at late notice
10:17is certainly going to be missing you.
10:19Do you know what?
10:19I've just worked out.
10:20That's why you're the solicitor.
10:22Because you see the big picture, don't you?
10:24So, is Idris a good kisser?
10:28Gold standard, Rita.
10:29Oh.
10:30Well, I'm rooting for you, but hey, you look gorgeous together.
10:35But don't go buying your actual shirt.
10:37You don't have to marry them, though.
10:40As long as they're kind, funny,
10:43devastatingly handsome.
10:45Hmm.
10:46Tick, tick, tick.
10:50Okay.
10:51There you go.
10:53There's a triple vodka in that, right?
10:55I can neither confirm nor deny.
10:57I'm off the clock in a sec.
11:00Oh.
11:04Well, thanks for nothing.
11:05I'm doing you a favour.
11:07Oh.
11:09Whoa, whoa, whoa!
11:11If it isn't the ironically named Truth Teller.
11:15Jodie.
11:16Yes.
11:18Yeah.
11:19Admitted it, didn't you?
11:20A couple of hours ago.
11:21Hiding in plain sight, Jodie.
11:24Very clever.
11:25Hey, you two play nice.
11:27Worse than the quads.
11:29Everybody, this is the Truth Teller.
11:31What are you doing?
11:32Get off.
11:32Rain it in.
11:33AKA, my online stalker.
11:46She's a troll.
11:48Posts poison about me, online.
11:51I'm sorry.
11:51He's clearly very drunk and obviously stressed.
11:54Oh, funny, that.
11:55Hey, come on.
11:56Let's go next door and get the kettle.
11:57Yeah, I'll give you a hand.
11:58Don't you touch me!
11:59Look, go with your nephew.
12:01The booze is doing you no favours.
12:04Oh, Rita, with the greatest of respect.
12:07Oh, I'm coming.
12:10Rita, I'm really sorry.
12:11He's not himself.
12:12I'm very much myself, thank you very much.
12:14Unlike Jodie.
12:15But she's three people.
12:17Probably more.
12:18Seriously, guys, I have no idea what he's talking about.
12:21She's a keyboard warrior.
12:23You see?
12:24Poisonous posts.
12:25Inciting the herd to go after a single dad of one.
12:29Nice.
12:30That's quite an accusation.
12:31Yeah, it's horrendous.
12:33And he's got no proof, no evidence, just some mad hunch.
12:37I mean, I would never.
12:38Come on, getting moolored is not helping.
12:40I'm sorry, everyone, that you've had your afternoon ruined.
12:43He's clearly very stressed.
12:47Isn't she magnificent, everybody?
12:48The trolls troll!
12:51I can't quit with this.
12:53Yeah, fine.
12:55Sober on.
12:57Stay there.
12:58I've put extra pickles in.
13:00Enjoy.
13:02Where's Adam?
13:04Busy, I guess.
13:05He'll be here.
13:06Let's just stop.
13:07He's read the paperwork.
13:09Oh, finally.
13:10Stay out of his hair, OK?
13:12OK.
13:14Hey.
13:15You look a bit stressed.
13:17Ah, Daniel's being a price pillock.
13:19Have you had a chance to read the docs?
13:22Yeah, they seem OK.
13:23But you've already warned Leanne to steer clear,
13:25and I'm not his biggest fan.
13:26Fair, but the phone's not exactly ringing off the hook.
13:29Yeah, you'd still rather I drop Megan as a client?
13:31Well, she's not a good look for the practice.
13:33I agree.
13:33And Daniel hates me for keeping her on,
13:35but she helps pay the bills.
13:36As would your dodgy cousin, I suppose.
13:38I never said dodgy.
13:39But yeah, he'd be a regular income.
13:43Don't rearrange your face, he's coming over.
13:45Hey.
13:46Hey.
13:47Now then, my Caledonian friend.
13:49He's a verdict in.
13:50My decent proposition.
13:51What did your last solicit die of?
13:53Oh, he's just an annoying jobsworth.
13:55With very poor biscuits.
13:57Haven't officially left him yet, though.
13:59Oh, keeping your options open.
14:00Hmm.
14:01But the nod from us,
14:02and he's got the email ready to send, right?
14:04Right.
14:05Ahem.
14:05Dear Ferg's, it's not me.
14:07It's you.
14:08Buy a better biscuit.
14:10I'll look over the files tonight properly,
14:11and I'll let you know, OK?
14:12Great.
14:14No mates rates, though.
14:15Huh.
14:16No problem.
14:17Well, that went well.
14:19Yeah, not too bad, was it?
14:21Good job.
14:22Yeah.
14:28Hey, look, there's Shauna.
14:31She looks upset, bless her.
14:35Yeah, yeah, I'll take a look at the cast.
14:45Hey.
14:46Do you mind if I sit?
14:48Of course.
14:52How's Harper?
14:55She's amazing.
14:57Alec's just been for a check-up.
14:58No deterioration.
15:00Oh, that's great news.
15:02Hey, if Lily asks him to sign swear words,
15:05he's got to tell her no chance.
15:08No chance.
15:09Might come in handy with David, that.
15:12You been crying?
15:15I've just had a horrible row with him.
15:17We're both under so much pressure.
15:20Yeah, but I feel like it brings out the worst in me, you know.
15:24I'm just not filled with, like, I don't know,
15:28the milk of human kindness.
15:32I mean, see that mum there with that cute baby?
15:36Part of me wants to punch her lights out.
15:39Hey, well, pound to a penny.
15:41She got piles, saw nips and her jumpers on back to front.
15:45Oh, you had me at piles.
15:51Hiya.
15:52Hi, Dad.
15:53It's been as good as gold.
15:54Probably thrashed me on gold stash.
15:56Aye, you're a star.
15:57No worries.
15:59On to babysitting job number two.
16:01Cleo wants to give me a makeover.
16:03We were gonna eat, but we lost track of time, eh, Burtz?
16:05Yeah.
16:06Dad, I thrashed him.
16:15Bye, Uncle Kirk.
16:16See you, champ.
16:23Dad, I'm hungry.
16:30Dad, wake up.
16:32Dad, I'm starving.
16:33I'm starving.
16:36Dad, I need to eat.
16:40So you've cheered up.
16:41This morning I thought you were ready to throw in the towel.
16:43Yeah, well...
16:44I have had a breakthrough.
16:45Oh, fantastic.
16:47Yeah, it is.
16:48I did a deep dive into those phone records.
16:51Todd's phone was turned on and it pinged off a local mast, so...
16:54Well, so it can't have been summer?
16:56Correct.
16:57I mean, it doesn't prove that she's innocent,
16:59but it's a significant find.
17:01Mm.
17:02Mm-hm.
17:03Thanks to all your hard work and determination
17:05and it just shows that your instinct's a bob-on.
17:07Well, I won't go that far, but...
17:09Oh, no.
17:09Take the win.
17:11Yes, chef.
17:12Mm-hm.
17:15.
17:18.
17:44Oh, is she?
17:45Yeah, they're still pleased with her.
17:48Good.
17:53I'm sorry.
17:54I've been so hard on you.
17:56I deserved it, though.
17:58No, baby Billy should be remembered.
18:00I love you for your kind heart.
18:06I know.
18:08But I think I just kind of wanted a day off.
18:11I don't know.
18:12Yeah, I get it.
18:13It's OK.
18:14It's not, though.
18:16I mean, I love you to Red Reckon back.
18:18Oh, wow.
18:20Half a mile.
18:21Wow.
18:22Well, all right.
18:23What about the, um...
18:25Ritz Hotel, Paris?
18:27Yeah, I was thinking more the Pound Shop on Incomen.
18:30Um, IKEA?
18:32Sweden?
18:34Warrington?
18:34Warrington?
18:34HE LAUGHS
18:42Hey, Bertie boy.
18:43What do you say?
18:44What do you know?
18:46Er, aren't you supposed to be with Uncle Kirk today?
18:49He had to go.
18:50Right, but Daddy's at work, yeah?
18:52He was asleep and the microwave exploded.
18:54Can I have a biscuit, please?
18:56What, your microwave at home?
18:57I cook my own food because Daddy won't wake up.
19:01Have you still got a set of keys?
19:03Why don't you stay here and look after your auntie, Tracy?
19:05I'll be back soon, OK?
19:10Well, it's a good job he came straight here
19:12because anything could have happened.
19:14Social services would be having a field day right now.
19:16Uncle Daniel better not have burnt a place down.
19:27Oh, it's Chris looking a bit low.
19:32Yes, they are.
19:34You're nearest.
19:36Yes, well, you've just wormed your way out of the doghouse.
19:40But you're nearest.
19:42Yes, I'm nearest the kitchen.
19:44But you are within touching distance of the doghouse again.
19:48Hey, ooh.
19:51Can you hear that rumble?
19:54Give us a snog, then, and I'll fetch the crisps.
20:02Oh, I hate it when we argue.
20:05It's the worst.
20:11Sorry.
20:12Goose brain coming.
20:14No, you're all right.
20:16Oh.
20:18Has something happened?
20:20Daniel's had a bit of a wobble.
20:22He's not hurt you, has he?
20:23No.
20:24No, nothing like that.
20:26Bit of a mini-breakdown, I suppose.
20:28I mean, I thought it was just a stupid row, but...
20:31Nope.
20:32All the toys are out the pram.
20:34He's pretty highly strung.
20:35Mm.
20:36Yeah.
20:37All right.
20:37Sorry.
20:38I've ruined your night, haven't I?
20:39I should go.
20:40Go where?
20:42I don't know.
20:42Right, well, you're best off staying here, then, aren't you?
20:45Not going to lie, I was kind of hoping you'd say that.
20:48Come on.
20:48Come here.
20:49Shift you.
20:54You guys.
20:55Come here.
20:58You're the best sister ever, you know.
21:00Well, we couldn't see you out on the streets, could we?
21:02They're VIP guests.
21:08They're...
21:13Daniel.
21:15Daniel.
21:16Fire!
21:18Fire!
21:32Fire!
21:36Fire!
21:41Fire!
21:45Fire!