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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 7
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00:10I may have to ask for a loan.
00:12It's your own place.
00:13There's so many other options.
00:39I saw you last week, man.
00:43Welcome.
00:45Drama, betrayal, beef.
00:48The Wally Show has it all.
00:50And it starts right now.
00:53This week, lifelong friends.
00:56We've been friends since high school.
00:57Turn into enemies.
00:58He's been taken from me.
01:00Ask his mom.
01:01Ask his sister.
01:02Everybody hates this piece.
01:03After this YouTuber stylist.
01:05I'm the reason why he has any sense of style.
01:07Look at him before.
01:08He was trash.
01:10Ditches him for a more popular and younger streamer.
01:13Hey, I'm Prem and I'm hot.
01:16She's doing it for the clout, okay?
01:18I just want my friend back.
01:20I hate him.
01:22You, Jasmine.
01:23We're done.
01:25Can this friendship be saved or is it a forever beef?
01:28We're going to find out.
01:30Jasmine, come on out.
01:33Hey, everybody.
01:36Big fan.
01:37I wonder where you are.
01:38How are you, eh?
01:40How are you?
01:41Jasmine, welcome to the show.
01:43Tell us, what's going on?
01:45Look, man.
01:46I wish I knew what was going on.
01:48You know?
01:49I just want to know why she ghosted me.
01:50And you guys have been friends since high school?
01:53Yeah.
01:54That's what makes it even more sad.
01:56She's like one of my best friends.
01:59Man, she's the snake for real.
02:01Appreciate it.
02:02And you claim she left you for Prem, the same guy that got you canceled on his live stream?
02:08Yikes.
02:08That's what I'm saying.
02:10That guy's a f***ing weasel-ass, cloud-chasing, son of a b***h, mother f***ing ass.
02:16I hate his f***ing ass.
02:21F*** that guy.
02:22He's a cloud-chaser.
02:23Yeah.
02:25We'll have a stroke now.
02:27What would you do if Prem was here right now?
02:30Honestly, Wally, if he was here right now, I'd f*** him up.
02:32You know what?
02:33Really?
02:33F*** that guy.
02:34As a matter of fact, I wish he'd come up.
02:36Oh, yeah.
02:37You wish?
02:37You wish?
02:38Yeah, I wish.
02:39Be careful what you wish for.
02:40Anyways, let's go ahead.
02:42Why'd you give me that look?
02:43Huh?
02:44Don't worry about it, all right?
02:46No, I...
02:46Well, I got Chippy backstage listening right now.
02:50Let's get to the bottom of this.
02:51Chippy, come on out.
02:54Oh, f*** you.
02:56F*** you.
02:56Oh, f*** you.
02:57F*** you.
02:59Which one of you f***holes called me a snake, huh?
03:01F***, I bet it was you.
03:03You left the house like that?
03:04F***.
03:05Oh, whoa.
03:06F*** you.
03:07Chippy, why the sudden betrayal?
03:09I have my reasons.
03:11Yeah, but what did I even do?
03:14Honestly, at this point, it's so much stuff, I can't even keep track.
03:17Like, you're so exhausting, just me.
03:19Ooh.
03:20I don't have the capacity to do your emotional labor anymore.
03:23I should be getting paid.
03:24Get your money, girl.
03:27You know what, Chippy?
03:27You're right.
03:28On this show, we believe on women getting equal pay for what they do.
03:35You want to know what's exhausting?
03:37You constantly using therapy-ass lingo all the time on me.
03:41Emotional labor this, capacity that.
03:43Like, what are you even trying to say?
03:45You're criticizing me for how I show up in our friendship to keep you accountable?
03:48No, I'm criticizing you because all you do is act like my f***ing therapist.
03:52How about acting like my friend and just keep it real with me?
03:55Chippy, it can't be that hard to keep it real.
03:57I'm not responsible for you doing the work.
03:59Yeah, do the work, bitch.
04:01See, Wally, this is what I'm saying, man.
04:02Like, what does the work even mean?
04:05Sounds like a line to five.
04:08Maybe if you weren't so self-absorbed in your own s*** and you actually looked up out of
04:12your a**hole at the rest of the world, you know.
04:15It's always your world, Just Me, and we're all just living in it.
04:18I mean, it is Just Me swirled, am I right?
04:23Thank God.
04:27Give me a nice game, man.
04:29Let's take a quick break, and when we get back, we'll find a little solve for all of this.
04:44Okay.
04:45Hey, nice to meet you.
04:47Hey, look, man, I'm actually a huge fan.
04:49Oh, thank you, yeah.
04:49You said something about, uh, be careful when you wish for it.
04:52I just wanted to look out for you.
04:53Don't worry about it, are you?
05:00First up for the SEALs is a new innovation in the meal delivery space.
05:15Hello, Mommy.
05:16What's for lunch?
05:17Oh, shoot.
05:18I forgot you are thousands of miles away, all the way in India.
05:23But I miss your cooking so much.
05:26Whatever can I do?
05:27Don't worry.
05:28Let Soupy Auntie take care of you.
05:31Oh!
05:33Just like home Tiffin's.
05:35Just like home Tiffin's.
05:37Fuck.
05:40I started this business back in COVID, providing a good meal to all the hardworking international
05:47students who don't have time to cook or can't afford expensive takeout.
05:51Today I'm asking for $50,000 for my new kitchen renovations in the backyard shed, including more
05:59cooking space, storage, dishwashers, and these cute reusable metal different containers just
06:08like in India.
06:09Want to have a look, sir?
06:12Uh, yeah.
06:14So, uh, what is the valuation of your company?
06:16Well, if you look at your pamphlets, you can see that this year I have had an increase
06:24of 70% in revenue from the time I started in COVID to now.
06:30The demand is soaring and we are planning to expand our operations while being ethically
06:37prized and environmentally friendly because we are...
06:43Just like home Tiffin's.
06:44Just like home Tiffin's.
06:46Just like home Tiffin's.
06:46Just like home Tiffin's.
06:47Cute.
06:47Okay.
06:48Um, listen, I think it's kind of bold to ask for $50,000 for a tiny company that has no
06:55real
06:55future.
06:56And, I mean, how do these flimsy tins even work?
07:00Well, we bring the food one day, they wash the dishes, and we collect them the next day
07:05with a brand new Tiffin's sets.
07:14They're not even durable.
07:16Will our judges move past this Tiffin tantrum?
07:20Or will just like home become just for home?
07:24Find out next.
07:38Welcome to Nest Quest.
07:40We're on a mission to connect sad, pathetic losers with their next best nest.
07:45Hi.
07:46I'm Manvi.
07:47I'm an accountant.
07:48I like to travel, learn languages.
07:51She's freshly divorced, looking to move out of her overbearing parents' house and start
07:55a brand new life as a strong, independent woman.
07:57Just to clarify, they're not overbearing.
08:01Sorry.
08:01One second.
08:03Well, no.
08:06I'm out with a friend.
08:08I'll take her later.
08:09No, I don't know anything about her hemorrhoid cream.
08:11Why would I know anything about that?
08:13Why do you always do this when I'm out?
08:15You're so annoying.
08:16Okay, so what kind of nest are you on a quest for?
08:20I'm open to anything.
08:22Something cute with in-suite laundry maybe, close to work.
08:25I'm easy.
08:26Okay, sounds not too difficult.
08:28Let's get on the quest.
08:30That's the one I'm trying to do all that.
08:37I have a bit of fun.
08:38I can't want to do all that.
08:42I can't do any more stuff.
08:43That's good.
08:45I can't.
08:47It's great.
08:51Hey.
08:51Hey.
09:15No, no, no, I didn't come to break your heart.
09:18You didn't come to break your heart.
09:19No, no, no, I didn't think so.
09:26How many times you told me that I love my lord, my lord, you are so bad.
09:33You understand?
09:36My dear Noorani, your life will get better and you will get better and better.
09:44The mood?
09:45The mood was wrong when you came here.
09:50Every small thing has no doubt.
09:54Or until my tea has lost me.
09:58I love my tea.
10:01It's like tea.
10:02It's like water.
10:05There's no need for your help.
10:08I have my students.
10:13Oh my god.
10:14Oh my god.
10:16Stop it.
10:18What happened to her?
10:20Get out of here.
10:22Get out of here.
10:25We are modern Canadians.
10:28We don't need you.
10:33Hey.
10:35Let's go.
10:39Oh my god.
10:40Oh my god.
10:51Come on out.
10:53Welcome back to the show.
10:55Just me, tell me.
10:57Chippy's working with this guy, Prem.
10:59Does that bother you?
11:00Yeah, obviously it bothers me.
11:02She's working with a guy that set me up to crash out.
11:05You're working with my ah.
11:07Oh, he made you say you're homophobic?
11:10I'm not.
11:11Not cool, buddy.
11:12He rage baited me into it.
11:13It was intentional.
11:14Yo, this guy fell for the rage bait.
11:16That's crazy.
11:17Can't you see how slimy he moves?
11:19That's your man?
11:19He wants me to style him.
11:21And he's gonna pay me.
11:22What am I supposed to say?
11:23No?
11:24Mm-hmm.
11:25Get your money, girl.
11:27No you don't lie, man.
11:28Money's a second language.
11:29And I be speaking it, man.
11:32Okay, there are other ways to make money and promote yourself.
11:36Gee, if only I had a friend who was really popping online
11:38and could put me on every once in a while.
11:40You know, I haven't made this jacket for him to wear on the stream.
11:46That looks like support to me.
11:48Yeah.
11:49If he had worn it.
11:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
11:53You're telling me he didn't even wear the jacket?
11:55All right, no disrespect, it's just not my style.
11:58You asked me to make it for you, what are you talking about?
12:00What are you talking about?
12:01I didn't ask you to make shit.
12:02Yeah?
12:03That's funny, because I got receipts.
12:05Oh, that is great.
12:06That's great.
12:07Let's pull it up.
12:08Wait, what receipts?
12:09Why are you bringing it on the TV?
12:10All right, we have a little text exchange here.
12:12Chippy, got some good stuff on the way, and we got some photos of some fabric.
12:17And just me, you responded with, need that with four Es and a flex emoji.
12:23I don't know about you guys, but this looks like an agreement to me.
12:26See?
12:27I don't lie.
12:28Yo, I thought you were making some futuristic asari, okay?
12:31Like, we, we, as in the culture, need that.
12:35There he goes again.
12:36Saying things he doesn't mean.
12:37You send me a picture of a pile of fabric, and I'm supposed to know that that's a jacket.
12:42It clearly looks like a jacket.
12:43Are you lying?
12:44No, it clearly looks like a bunch of cut-up safety vests.
12:47Guys, back me up.
12:48Wally, back me up.
12:49I can kind of see how it's a jacket.
12:51What?
12:51How?
12:51Can I actually get a closer look at the jacket?
12:53Sorry, I just want to take a look.
12:55Yeah.
12:56Hang on.
12:56Do you mind?
12:56I'm just gonna try this on real quick.
12:58Nah, this is crazy.
13:00What the heck?
13:01Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:03Nah, you, you went dummy on this.
13:05Yo, dawg, take a photo real quick.
13:07Yeah.
13:07Yeah!
13:09Oh!
13:10Oh!
13:10Oh!
13:11Oh!
13:11Nah, dawg, you actually slipped.
13:13That's like, because this is actually so dumb.
13:15What the heck?
13:17Yo, Trippy, after the show, I'm gonna have our stylist get in touch, and we're gonna have
13:20you make some pieces for the show, because like, this is crazy.
13:22I'm not, I'm gonna wear this out.
13:24Out of this dude.
13:25Yeah.
13:25You didn't wear this jacket?
13:26You didn't even try it on?
13:27Yo, is he not a clown?
13:29Like, that's actually crazy.
13:30He's dumb as hell.
13:32Like, he's actually dumb.
13:37Let me see if I've got this straight.
13:39You're asking the consumer to wash their own dishes.
13:45It's idiotic.
13:46It's inconvenient to the consumer.
13:49That's why there's services like Skip the Dishes.
13:52It's literally in the name.
13:54You eat, you toss.
13:56Easy.
13:56But we are mindful about the environmental impact.
14:09Time for a little bit of reality here, sweetie.
14:13We all want to save the turtles.
14:16But paper straws suck.
14:18And not in the way they're supposed to.
14:20They're supposed to suck up the liquid.
14:21They don't.
14:22They just suck.
14:23Suck.
14:24You get it.
14:25People don't give two shits if it makes their lives inconvenient.
14:29Can you even swear on the show?
14:31Fuck yeah.
14:32Fuck, fuck, fuck.
14:32You should give it a try.
14:33I think it would relax you a lot more.
14:35Fuck.
14:35So what is your profit margin for the month?
14:37Is it like 25 bucks?
14:39No, it's more than that.
14:40If you look at the chart.
14:41I see no plans for expansion outside your backyard.
14:43No growth in different cities.
14:45No growth in different provinces.
14:46There isn't even butter chicken in this.
14:50Like, what kind of Indian food is this?
14:52Sir, this is authentic.
14:54No, no, I haven't finished.
14:55I'm still talking.
14:55You asked her a question.
14:56I am still talking.
14:57Mr. Seal, please.
14:58I'm not finished.
15:00This guy's an asshole.
15:02Shut up.
15:03Sorry.
15:04Look, if you don't have a real plan for me to make real money, I cannot see any value in
15:11this.
15:11We're not running a charity, kids.
15:14We like money.
15:17Money.
15:18Money, money, money, money, money, money.
15:20You might as well be pitching a soup kitchen the way you're going.
15:24Come on.
15:28Will they seal the deal?
15:30Or will her dreams get clubbed away?
15:33Find out next.
15:42Oh, God.
15:51I will fix your problem.
15:57Hello, Hanji.
15:59Who's next on the phone call?
16:01Uh, Gurde, uh, Gary Darta.
16:04And what is the same problem?
16:09Uh, I have someone in my life, but I have to tell her, I don't like what she's doing.
16:19Well, listen, Paaji, relationships, they take time.
16:24Time.
16:25So, if you just talk to her.
16:27Anything more least, uh, confrontational?
16:30Uh, what the hell do you think I am?
16:40Like a wizard?
16:41You think I'm a wizard or something?
16:44Please.
16:45Buddy, go to, like, a counselor or something like that, not me, okay?
16:49I'm just...
16:50I'm here to sell some art space.
16:53I'm not qualified at all.
16:55This isn't even my deal here.
16:58My real name is Charles, actually.
17:01You can call me Chuck.
17:03I will fix your problem.
17:25I'm going back, bitch.
17:28Hey, son.
17:29You get a little more.
17:31I'm calling you for your safety.
17:32I'm calling you.
17:34I'm calling you.
17:35This is the fashion of today.
17:37As long as possible, it's more cool.
17:40Do you understand?
17:41Your old thoughts are crazy.
17:44I'm going to go drink 50 beers and smoke 75 cigarettes and kiss 100 boys now.
17:52Hey!
18:03Great.
18:04I can use this to wipe up my filthy, bloody, disgusting, chunky period blood.
18:11What is he doing?
18:17I'm kind of a whey.
18:29What is he doing?
18:33What is he doing?
18:34I'm right.
18:34I'm really kidding me.
18:35I don't know.
18:36I don't know.
18:36I'm sorry.
18:38What is he doing?
18:39Don't be great.
18:40I don't know.
18:40I don't know.
18:41I'm strong, son.
18:41When will you eat?
18:42Will you save me from my eyes?
18:47Hurry up, son.
18:49Next time on The Waleed Show.
18:51He locked me out of our YouTube channel.
18:53Now he's making videos by himself.
18:54Whatever, bro.
18:55Why don't you go get deported again like you always do?
18:59What?
18:59That's a sensitive topic for me.
19:01True.
19:01Sorry.
19:02Bro, if you actually think about it, if you never got deported, then we would have never
19:05met.
19:06And we would have never become best friends.
19:07Become best friends.
19:09Why are we even on this show?
19:13And why does this guy smell like ketchup?
19:16And why is his chest hair smoking out?
19:18That's gross.
19:19Bro, my grandma just died.
19:21Want to go to her house to see if we can find something cool?
19:23What?
19:24Yeah.
19:24Yeah.
19:27Well, this episode is going to suck, so.
19:33All right, this is Dutra.
19:36Explain to me why I should give a crap.
19:42Okay.
19:43Yeah.
19:47I cook every day because I love to feed those less fortunate than me.
19:51We employ students because we care.
19:54We keep the prices low because we care.
19:57We have love for them as if they are our own family.
20:05No one watches out for them.
20:07And as a mother, it breaks my heart.
20:10All you people care about is money, money, money.
20:14But where is your decency?
20:17Sitting on millions of dollars, having fancy suits, nice cars.
20:21Don't you ever think to spend some of it to help those who do so good?
20:28Wow.
20:29Will her passion be enough for the judges to have a change of heart?
20:35That was so lovely.
20:38I really hope they put some violins behind that because that was beautiful.
20:42But, uh, we're out.
20:54Fine.
20:55I think this is the wrong place for someone who isn't selfish asshole head like you.
21:01Chalo, let's go.
21:04Oh.
21:04Uh, wow.
21:06Okay.
21:06Uh, I thought she'd at least throw a counter offer.
21:09All right.
21:10Well, anyways, up next we have a...
21:12Wait.
21:12Oh.
21:13Just one more idea.
21:15It's like sled pants.
21:17Like pants with a sled if you forget your sled.
21:22Fuck you.
21:23Fuck your wife.
21:25This is not my wife.
21:26And fuck the hot guy.
21:27He should be in the middle.
21:33Mm-mm.
21:40All right.
21:40What do you think of this one?
21:4112th floor, Lakeview?
21:44I don't think my mom would like that place.
21:47She'd get sick there.
21:48Okay.
21:49Well, actually, right next door we have this one.
21:51Amenities include a squash court.
21:52No, that's too high up for my dad.
21:55All right.
21:56Yeah.
21:56This place.
21:57No.
21:58Right here.
21:58It's a church, an old church.
22:00So it's haunted?
22:01Mm-mm.
22:02What about here?
22:03My mom would like it.
22:04This place.
22:04That's a church.
22:05Okay.
22:05Sure, no problem.
22:06I don't like it.
22:07Okay.
22:08All right.
22:09What do you think of right here?
22:11None?
22:11This one, this one.
22:12This one.
22:13And you share it with an old Portuguese one.
22:15No.
22:15No.
22:16Ugly.
22:17No.
22:18No.
22:19No.
22:19No.
22:25We have looked at over 200 places and you've had a problem with each of them.
22:28Well, my dad wouldn't like how high up any of those bodies are.
22:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:31And your mom's gonna get vertigo.
22:33Do you realize that we have never not matched a bird with a new nest before?
22:37I'm not giving up.
22:38Okay?
22:38I'm not fucking giving up.
22:40Wow.
22:40That's really great.
22:42Jim.
22:43I need more cigarettes, more coffee, and more coke.
22:46Way more fucking coke.
22:47Yeah, yeah!
23:13I'm not
23:16Better to take the bus.
23:18Yes, take the bus.
23:21Good day.
23:22Bus, bud.
23:24You don't have any money.
23:26And I don't even have to say these words.
23:29That's not my fault.
23:31You are an uneducated fool.
23:35I bet she can even read.
23:37Unpad, Janani.
23:41Why, Ryan?
23:42What did you do to my son?
23:53I only wanted to give them love.
23:57I don't understand what I have in this house.
24:06Let me take the bus.
24:17How does it feel to not seal the deal?
24:21I just thought they would see the importance of my company.
24:24So, yes, I am disappointed.
24:28Wow, look who it is.
24:31Jaspreet, what are you doing here?
24:33Oh, I'm just pitching my new business.
24:36And I have to thank Jasmeet for it.
24:38He really got me back on my feet.
24:41This is confusing.
24:42Tell mommy I said hi.
24:44Arf, arf, arf.
24:44Go Seals!
24:47What happens for you now?
24:49You know, I have a lot to think about.
24:54Looks like she does have a lot to gotta think of.
24:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.
24:59Hey, what's going on here?
25:01Huh?
25:03Oh, um, Pooji.
25:06Um, we were just looking for the car and...
25:08Wait, wait, wait.
25:09Wait, please.
25:10Please, auntie, wait.
25:15Can I have a hundred bucks?
25:17Oh, fuck off.
25:20Fifty or...
25:21Just give me a ride home.
25:24Will Neil get a ride home?
25:27Okay.
25:29After taking everything you told us into consideration,
25:31we have found the perfect place for you.
25:34Finally.
25:35What do you think?
25:36What the heck?
25:37Let's do this thing.
25:37Okay, great.
25:38That's the spirit.
25:39Does it have a poop?
25:41Uh, sure.
25:42Yeah.
25:43What about, um, in-suite laundry?
25:45Don't worry about that.
25:46There's someone who does it here.
25:47She's very motherly.
25:49A few more steps.
25:52And...
25:52Take off your blindfold!
25:56What?
25:58I don't want to be here.
25:59Well, because you can't tell your parents that you want to move out,
26:02we've found the only spot for you.
26:04So let's take a tour.
26:06I'll look at the other places.
26:07Time to go on the tour.
26:10No.
26:10Oh, no.
26:11No.
26:12No.
26:15Here's where you'll be sleeping.
26:16No.
26:17Forever, because you can't grow past your guilt.
26:20No.
26:20The same room.
26:21The same house.
26:22The same people.
26:24Until they get old.
26:25And then you get old.
26:27No.
26:28Forever and ever.
26:31Until you're a spinster.
26:32No.
26:33Divorcee.
26:34Living with your parents.
26:36I'll live in.
26:36No, it's too late for that now.
26:39I'll live with the Portuguese lady.
26:40She's dead.
26:41I don't need to stick down.
26:43I'd stick you on me.
26:45Please, please, you can't do this.
26:49We didn't do anything, Maanvi.
26:51You did this.
26:51I can't be here.
26:52I can't be here.
26:53Wait.
26:54No.
26:54Get back here.
26:54Don't do that.
26:55Don't.
26:56Come back.
26:58Ah, she'll be back.
27:04We'll wait her up.
27:06Oh, gosh.
27:08Oh, it's good.
27:10I could live here.
27:13Mommy?
27:15Mommy G?
27:15Wes is hungry.
27:21I just don't understand why you're so mad about a jacket.
27:24Oh, my God.
27:25It's not just about the jacket.
27:26I mean, Chippy, you gotta spell it out for us.
27:29Right, guys?
27:31All right, fine.
27:32Here it is.
27:35Just me.
27:37You were the first person I came out to.
27:41Do you know how hard that was?
27:43And still is?
27:46Yeah.
27:48I know, okay?
27:50So then why haven't you addressed your crash-out?
27:52All your little fans are out there thinking it's cool to be homophobic.
27:56No, they don't.
27:57It's like 2% of them.
27:58Have you even looked at what they're saying?
28:00Okay, why do you care so much about these, like, red pill bros?
28:02I can't control what the internet thinks.
28:04Not control.
28:05Influence.
28:08You know how weird brown people are when it comes to queer issues.
28:14Okay.
28:16I'm gonna address it.
28:17I just need some time.
28:19I don't want to come across as fake and performative.
28:22I want to do it right.
28:24Okay.
28:26Yeah.
28:27It's not just about the apology.
28:30It's about how easily you said what you said.
28:34You're right.
28:36I get it.
28:37And I'm sorry.
28:46But if I'm gonna be honest with you, I can't help but feel like I was disrespected too.
28:53What?
28:54Yes.
28:55You're kidding.
28:57No, I'm not.
28:58You ditched me for that idiot.
28:59Just to me, all I do is support you.
29:02You never do the same for me.
29:04You understand that, right?
29:06Meanwhile, I've been there for you.
29:08Your mom, your sister, your whole family.
29:10Would you choose not to?
29:11Well, nobody asks you to, okay?
29:14This is insane.
29:15I've done so much for my family.
29:17So much.
29:18And the one time that I do something for myself, everybody has a problem with it.
29:22One time?
29:23It's all the time.
29:25And everyone just keeps covering for you.
29:27You know what?
29:28You're not just a shitty friend.
29:30You're a shitty son.
29:32You're a shitty brother.
29:34You're a shitty person, period.
29:39So then why are you friends with me?
29:42I don't know.
29:43So you can use me to push your ugly jacket?
29:46Or is it so you can use me to feel better about yourself?
29:48Oh, look at me.
29:50I'm chippy.
29:50I'm gonna go around fixing everyone that I can, even though it's none of my business.
29:54And anybody else that doesn't do the same, and anybody else that doesn't think like me, must be a shitty
29:58person.
30:00I'm sorry I don't have, like, two, three million more followers.
30:04Because then this whole thing would not be a problem.
30:06Oh, my God.
30:07You're talking about Prem, right?
30:09This is not about Prem.
30:10You're so jealous of the guy, you can't even see that it's about you!
30:13Oh, yeah, no, I'm real jealous that I'm not being glazed by a bunch of f***ing twelve-year-olds.
30:18You wanna meet him so bad? It's so pathetic.
30:20Yeah, no, I'm real jealous that I'm not hacking.
30:23And I'm not gonna be replaced by a younger, hotter version of me.
30:27And then what? Then what am I gonna do?
30:28Go on TikTok and beg for galaxies?
30:30Please, guys, send me a galaxy, what's up?
30:32Hit that like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:34Come on, man.
30:34Do birthday cameo shout-outs?
30:35Hey, happy bar mitzvah, can you pay me the head bucks?
30:38Hey, happy Diwali!
30:39Fifty dollars, please!
30:42He's a hack.
30:43He's an a**hole.
30:45He's not even that good-looking, let's be honest.
30:47He has no style.
30:48He's gonna be washed in a year or two.
30:50F***ing Prem!
30:51Come on, guys!
30:51Prem sucks!
30:52Prem sucks!
30:54Prem sucks!
30:55Prem sucks!
30:56Well, speak of the devil, here comes Prem!
31:00Prem is here!
31:02Wait, what?
31:02Give it up for Prem!
31:04Yeah!
31:04The hottest man on the internet!
31:06Let's go!
31:07What's that s*** they're saying about me?
31:08Amazing 12-year-olds?
31:10What's going on here?
31:11Do all these show, baby!
31:13You're right.
31:14You could never be me.
31:16That's why I stole your girl.
31:43What is wrong with you?
31:48You know what?
31:49I can't do this anymore, okay?
31:52Wear the jacket.
31:54Don't wear the f***ing jacket.
31:55I don't f***ing care.
31:57I don't care anymore.
31:58Get your ass beat on live TV!
32:00Cloud chase all you want!
32:02I'm done with you!
32:03I'm f***ing done!
32:12Oh!
32:17Well, I'm glad she didn't take this, because these are expensive!
32:23Like, 300 bucks for one of these things.
32:26It's so annoying, too, because if you lose one, then you can't, you can't use the other one.
32:30This is all just, like, TV stuff.
32:31You probably have no idea what I'm talking about.
32:33Probably sounds like Chinese to you, what I'm saying.
32:59It's Tiffin's, done different.
33:01With cheap, reusable packaging, AI robots making all the deliveries, and barely any labor costs for cooking.
33:09How is that possible?
33:11Well, my uncle is the head secretary at one of the local guardueras.
33:16So, I may have cut him a little deal.
33:19If I bring in some of the groceries, they'll set aside some food that the volunteers will cook in the
33:24Lunger Hall.
33:25I repackage it and resell it.
33:27Using existing kitchens and free labor, there's barely any overhead.
33:32Exactly.
33:33With the network of community kitchens and Lunger Hall set up across the country, we can use this model to
33:39expand all over.
33:42Holy s***, I am so wet right now.
33:45Also, butter chicken poutine anyone?
33:48Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
33:55Oh, no, no, no!
34:03We're gonna be rich, huh?
34:06We're gonna be rich!
34:08We're gonna be rich!
34:09We're going to be rich.
34:49We're going to be rich.
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