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Coronation Street - Season 67 Episode 102 - Thursday, 28th May
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00:15Hello.
00:33Today's the day, then. Can't quite believe it.
00:37Not changed your mind, have you?
00:40No. Not going. Coward.
00:44No, you're not. I'll be damned.
00:46Nobody's going to expect you to go to Theo's funeral, are they?
00:49I mean, you owe him nothing.
00:52Do you want a broom?
00:53Yeah, that'd be great.
00:54Do you know what?
00:56Might even grill you a bit of bacon, stick it on a bit of bread and butter.
01:00Well, get me living my best life.
01:04I'll have a bacon butty if this one's going.
01:06Oh, how is it?
01:08Every time I mention the word food, you're there.
01:10It's like you've got a sixth sense.
01:11I'm a growing lad.
01:14Right, well, listen, just do me a favour. Go and get yourself a shower.
01:17Your Uncle David's going to be here in a bit.
01:21I just can't stop thinking about that money.
01:25Every cloudy.
01:26Oh, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. It's, yeah, really crass.
01:30I didn't even know he had life insurance.
01:33I mean, we vaguely talked about making wills but never got round to it.
01:37Do you know what I think we should do?
01:38I think we should go and spend a lot of it and go on some crazy, like, road trip, like,
01:42Thelma and Louise.
01:44Mindy Thelma?
01:45Is that cos you know she gets to snug Brad Pitt?
01:48You know me too well.
01:51What would you do with it?
01:53It should be for his kids.
01:54One last gift from the dad.
01:56But he wanted you to have it.
01:58It feels wrong, though, like, to make money out of a situation like this.
02:03Todd, he controlled you financially in every other way.
02:07You deserve every single penny.
02:14Yeah, I've got those from the deli in the Balaclava Terrace.
02:19Thanks.
02:20But you didn't need to put yourself out.
02:22Oh, always enjoy a good walk.
02:24Helps blow the cobwebs away.
02:27Maybe you could join me next time.
02:28Have a meander.
02:31I think it's going to take a bit more than a meander to sort my head out.
02:35Something needs to be done.
02:36You were completely out of control yesterday.
02:39Hot-headed, loud-mouthed man looking for a fight.
02:42I barely recognised you.
02:43I know.
02:44I've already said I'm sorry.
02:47Last time you were struggling, a change of scenery helped you.
02:52You've still got the details of that place you stayed at in the Lake District.
02:56Um, no, I don't think so.
02:59I'd like to book it for you.
03:01Don't worry about the money.
03:02I'm only too happy to pay.
03:03Honestly, that's really kind of you and I appreciate it, but...
03:06Daniel, please, let me help you.
03:09There's no point.
03:10It'll do you the world of good.
03:13It certainly did last time.
03:17I wasn't in the lakes.
03:20I was here,
03:22hauled up in my flat.
03:30Do you know how to hot-wire a car?
03:33Yeah, it's dead easy,
03:33just nipping a time machine back to the 1980s.
03:37No, it's a bit hard on modern cars.
03:39What are you asking?
03:40I don't know.
03:41Sack off work for the day,
03:42go to Blackpool,
03:43ride the waltzes.
03:44I'd love to, babe,
03:45but it's my first proper shift at speed down.
03:47Yeah?
03:47Calling sick?
03:48I know, but that Leanne's a proper hard-ass.
03:50You said it yourself.
03:51Oh, look at you.
03:52Are you proper terrified of her?
03:53Yeah, it's who you're right, I am.
04:03Come on any closer
04:04and I'll stick this key in your eye.
04:06Fancy wearing an eye patch, do you, eh?
04:09Yeah, go on, run away.
04:11Come round here again and you're dead.
04:13You OK?
04:14Fine.
04:15Looked like you could knock the skin off a rice pudding.
04:17Well, I'll go after him, all right?
04:18No, I'm all right, thank you.
04:20I don't need you or any man to fight me battles for me,
04:22thank you very much.
04:23Well, at least let me come in with you, yeah?
04:26May I have a cup of tea?
04:28You could lie.
04:30You said the mountain has cheered you up.
04:33You wax lyrical about the long walks in country pubs.
04:37I know, I know.
04:39It's pathetic, isn't it?
04:42Pitiful.
04:43Sitting there in the dark,
04:45drowning in self-pity,
04:47drinking myself into oblivion.
04:49Have you learned nothing from Peter?
04:53Typical me.
04:55Haven't even got the imagination
04:56to come up with something original.
04:58I'm so disappointed, Daniel.
05:00Bertie deserved better.
05:01Oh, Dad, please don't, OK?
05:03You don't need to guilt trip me.
05:04I already hate myself.
05:07So, when you were in the flat
05:09pretending to be away,
05:13how did you manage to turn things around?
05:20Jodie.
05:22Shona's sister, what's she got to do with it?
05:26When I was ready to talk,
05:29she was there to listen.
05:32And she's the only one who listened
05:34without judgment.
05:35I'm so sorry, Daniel.
05:37I'm so sorry.
05:40I didn't mean to judge.
05:45But it's so hard to watch
05:47a bright, clever child
05:48throw his life away.
06:15Hiya, you all set?
06:16Need to get a move on.
06:17Yep, I'll just grab my bag
06:18and I'm good to go.
06:19What's in there?
06:21I was on the phone somewhere earlier.
06:22She asked us to take some clothes for her.
06:24How's she doing?
06:25Surprisingly good, actually.
06:27She said that she's determined
06:28to spend her time constructively.
06:30Ah, then what?
06:31She was on about
06:32taking car maintenance classes.
06:34Hey, Tyra, I enjoy that.
06:35Someone's going to be a mechanic.
06:37Oh, listen, fair play to her.
06:39Oh, when she gets out,
06:41maybe you could take her on
06:42as your apprentice.
06:43She's amazing, isn't she?
06:45So strong.
06:46Right, come on, Nina.
06:51Starcross Lovers.
06:52You'd know all about that.
06:55Summarise the play
06:56of Romeo and Juliet
06:57in 20 words or less.
07:00How about
07:00a passionate secret romance
07:03leads to total carnage?
07:06Right.
07:07Identify the themes of the play.
07:10Love versus hate.
07:12Fate versus free will.
07:15Impulsiveness.
07:16And a lot of people doing mad stuff.
07:19You'd know all about that, I know.
07:24Why don't you keep looking at me?
07:26You're easy on the eye.
07:27So shoot me.
07:29Don't worry.
07:30I'm not your type.
07:32How old do you think you go?
07:34Do you reckon a nan
07:34could do it for you?
07:35What?
07:38All right, kids.
07:39How are you getting on?
07:40Yeah, fine.
07:41Can I get you anything?
07:42Ooh, go on then.
07:43What have you got?
07:44Erm,
07:46why don't I do you
07:47a Weatherfield smorgasbord?
07:49Pickled eggs,
07:50crisps,
07:50pork scratchings,
07:51fit.
07:52I'd love to be a landlady
07:54this place.
07:54Live like a queen.
07:56Ah!
07:59Go on then.
08:00Yeah.
08:01And you.
08:01Take your door.
08:02Go on.
08:03Sweet.
08:03Yeah.
08:04Other than this.
08:05And you know what,
08:06maybe we should make this
08:07a bit of a weekly event.
08:08What do you think?
08:08Honestly,
08:09I invite you out for lunch,
08:10a bit of mum and daughter time
08:11and this is what I get.
08:13Oh,
08:13no offence for Ryan.
08:15She invited me.
08:17Well,
08:17I'm getting mine to go,
08:19so if Ryan wasn't here,
08:20then...
08:21I don't believe this.
08:22You know,
08:23you can't even tolerate
08:24your own mum
08:24for a couple of hours
08:25on your own.
08:26Really?
08:27I have got places to be
08:29and stuff to do,
08:30okay, right?
08:30You know what they're like.
08:31They'll think this is
08:32special treatment.
08:32They only think
08:33I'm a nepo baby.
08:38Are you kidding me?
08:39Please don't kick off.
08:41You tricked me.
08:41You got me here
08:42under false pretenses,
08:43right?
08:43I'm out of here.
08:44Mate,
08:44please.
08:45We'll just try
08:45and look out for you.
08:46Welcome.
08:47We'll soon turn
08:48that frown upside down.
08:51Think of this as a...
08:52as a sort of funeral,
08:54but without the deceased.
08:57We didn't want you
08:58to be on your own.
08:59Not on a day like this.
09:01You got a nerve
09:02trying to soft-soak me
09:03after what you did.
09:04Me and you,
09:06we both know
09:07how grief can take a person,
09:09like it or not.
09:10You're going to need
09:11some support.
09:12Mum,
09:13stop staring.
09:15She's doing a death ray,
09:16Claire, there.
09:17Go on,
09:17which one have you
09:18got your eyes on?
09:29I can't believe
09:30you never got
09:30your book back.
09:32You must be gutted.
09:34Not just any old book.
09:35A rare edition,
09:36if you please.
09:37I can't be doing
09:38with light-fingered folk.
09:39We should take
09:40inspiration
09:41from the Middle Ages,
09:42bring back the stocks.
09:44Yeah, well,
09:45maybe a bit of
09:46public shame
09:46is the way to go.
09:47Ah, Kenneth!
09:49Here's your supplies.
09:50Not as good
09:51as a wink
09:51to a blind horse.
09:52I'm assuming
09:53you're here
09:54for your fruit bonbons.
09:55I've put a couple
09:56of bags aside.
09:57Yeah.
09:59I was talking
10:00with Daniel
10:01and your name
10:02came out.
10:03Oh, really?
10:04Yeah,
10:04he told me
10:05he was holed up
10:06in his flat
10:06and you really
10:08helped him
10:09through that.
10:10And it's very
10:11reassuring
10:11that you're still
10:12there for him.
10:14Well,
10:15they're struggling
10:15to cope with
10:16this stressful business.
10:19Yeah.
10:19Daddy's got you.
10:21You're a good
10:28friend.
10:29I've got to admit
10:30I wasn't exactly
10:30happy when I saw
10:32you all waiting there,
10:33but now...
10:33You're as happy
10:34as allowed.
10:35I won't go that far,
10:36but maybe this
10:36is kicking in.
10:38Do you know,
10:39there's not many
10:39things you can't cure
10:40with a couple
10:40of bottles of plunk.
10:42That and a bit of cheese.
10:43Should we order some food?
10:44Oh, I thought
10:44you'd never ask.
10:45I am desperate
10:46to sink my teeth
10:47into some batch
10:48of chicken thighs.
10:50I'm really glad
10:51you're all here.
10:53Even you.
10:54I mean,
10:54I'm still fuming,
10:55but maybe one day
10:56I can forgive you.
10:58Yeah.
10:58Well, George
10:59is your family,
11:00isn't he?
11:00It's what you do.
11:01Don't know where
11:02I'd be without you,
11:02horrible lot.
11:05Thanks for this.
11:06It wasn't actually me.
11:07I think you've got
11:08James to thank
11:09for all this.
11:10Really?
11:11That's dead thoughtful.
11:12Hope this could be
11:13a new beginning for you.
11:14Put the past behind you,
11:15yeah?
11:16You deserve better.
11:18Yeah,
11:18I'm going to be
11:19kicking my eye on you,
11:19to the hush.
11:20Yes,
11:20I have a good mind
11:21to chain myself to you
11:22for the fuss here,
11:23but keep you safe.
11:24Kill me now.
11:27Typical you.
11:29So-called love
11:30of your life's barely cold
11:31and you're in here
11:31knocking back the booze
11:32and having a laugh.
11:33Whoa,
11:34hang on,
11:34it wasn't like that.
11:35Congratulations,
11:36Todd.
11:36You've officially
11:37got away with murder
11:38and you're getting
11:39a massive payout
11:40for your trouble.
11:41I'd call that a result.
11:57Oh,
11:57go home,
11:58Danielle.
11:58You're making a show
11:59of yourself.
11:59I've got your number.
12:00I know what you've done.
12:01Back off,
12:02he hasn't done anything.
12:03For goodness sake,
12:04just leave him alone.
12:05All your plotting's
12:06finally paid off.
12:07Can you do something
12:07about her?
12:08Use your taser.
12:09You persuaded Theo
12:10to change his life
12:11insurance policy,
12:12then you and Summer
12:13murdered him
12:14for the money.
12:14That's crazy.
12:15Have you heard yourself?
12:16Hang on a minute.
12:17How do you know
12:18that he was in line
12:20for the money?
12:21Oh,
12:22you must have
12:23phoned the insurance company
12:24because you thought
12:25you were in line
12:25for the money.
12:27That money
12:28belongs to my children.
12:30And I'm not arguing
12:31with you about that.
12:31Look,
12:32Todd had no idea
12:32that he was the benefactor.
12:33I was with him
12:34when he took the call
12:35and he was so shocked.
12:36Like I'm going to believe
12:37a word you say.
12:38You know,
12:38it's really weird
12:39how you always stick by him
12:40regardless of what he's done.
12:41Oh,
12:41shut up,
12:42Danny.
12:42You don't even know me.
12:43You're poisonous.
12:44Just like him.
12:45He's a toxic little sidekick.
12:47Right,
12:47I'm done.
12:48Look,
12:48I'm done.
12:48Sarah,
12:49why are you?
12:49No,
12:49no,
12:50no,
12:50I'm sorry.
12:51You come in here
12:51shouting the odds,
12:53right?
12:54How do we know
12:55that you
12:56didn't do it
12:57because you thought
12:58that you were going
12:59to get his money?
13:00You could have killed him.
13:01Yeah,
13:01this is the one
13:02you need to be talking.
13:03I mean,
13:03look at her.
13:04Guilt written
13:05all over her face.
13:06Don't be ridiculous.
13:08Right,
13:08can we all just
13:08calm down,
13:09please?
13:09don't tell me
13:10what to do
13:10while that scumbag's
13:11still walking the street.
13:12You,
13:12do your job.
13:22Hey,
13:23whoa,
13:23whoa,
13:23hey,
13:24I,
13:24I had no idea
13:25that you were Theo's ex.
13:27So what?
13:27Well,
13:28you were here that night,
13:30weren't you,
13:30when it happened?
13:31I was delivering
13:32Carla and Lisa's wedding cake,
13:33as you very well know.
13:34You stuck around,
13:35though,
13:36didn't you?
13:37Because your car
13:38was parked on the street
13:39for ages.
13:40You're out of me,
13:41what?
13:41I'm just saying,
13:42you know,
13:43you're in the right place,
13:45the right time,
13:46with more of a motive
13:48than anyone.
13:49You can't see yourself
13:50as some two-bit
13:51wannabe cop now,
13:52do you?
13:52Jog on.
13:53I bet you hated him
13:54for what he did to you,
13:55didn't you?
13:56I mean,
13:56you made a mockery
13:57in marriage.
13:59I'd moved on
14:00from all that.
14:01You know,
14:01we believe in forgiveness.
14:03Oh,
14:04do you?
14:05Yeah.
14:06Right.
14:08What would you believe
14:09in an eye for an eye?
14:13You tragic
14:14little non-entity.
14:15You know nothing
14:16about me.
14:36So,
14:36as soon as a customer
14:37comes down the stairs,
14:38you paint on a nice smile,
14:39give them a nice warm welcome,
14:40and remember,
14:41we're trying to create
14:42an experience.
14:43You know,
14:43it took me a long time
14:44to realise this,
14:45but it actually feels good
14:46to be helpful.
14:47And if you're working
14:48six hours or more,
14:49you'll get a 30-minute break,
14:50and if we're not too busy,
14:51you can grab some food.
14:52Oh,
14:52free food,
14:52nice one.
14:53Within reason,
14:54Dylan,
14:55I don't want you scoffing
14:55a five-course banquet.
14:57Oh,
14:57there you go,
14:58customer alert,
14:58get stuck in.
14:59You need all the practice
15:00you can get.
15:01Yes,
15:01Brian,
15:02what are we saying?
15:03Is that an appropriate way
15:04to greet an esteemed
15:06member of the community?
15:08I'll tell you what,
15:08Dylan,
15:08why don't you just
15:09bob into the kitchen
15:09and get him here
15:10to show you the specials,
15:11yeah?
15:11Yeah.
15:13Sorry about that,
15:14Brian,
15:14it's his first day.
15:15Quite possibly his last
15:16if he continues like that.
15:17He used to work for me,
15:18you know,
15:18hold me it briefly.
15:20Right.
15:21Table for one,
15:22is it?
15:22Oh,
15:22it is,
15:23so I have a yen
15:24for a chicken kahari,
15:25karachi style.
15:27You know,
15:27when things are a bit,
15:29it really
15:31liberates things.
15:34Right,
15:35er,
15:35sit anywhere you like,
15:36I won't be a psych.
15:40Why don't you get out
15:41of here for a bit?
15:42Meet me at the Rovers?
15:44Er,
15:45yeah,
15:45all right,
15:46I'm due a break.
15:46Er,
15:47just give me five minutes,
15:48yeah?
15:57I don't think more than violence
15:59is the answer.
16:00No,
16:00you made a good point,
16:01though.
16:02Danielle could definitely
16:02be the guilty one.
16:03hell hath no fury
16:05like a woman scorned.
16:07Hey,
16:08how's Summer?
16:09Not good.
16:11When I spoke to her this morning,
16:12she sounded so upbeat,
16:13but as soon as we got there,
16:14she just fell apart.
16:16You know what,
16:16it was awful.
16:17No,
16:18she just couldn't stop crying.
16:19I just hate seeing her like that.
16:22She looks so vulnerable.
16:23Reality's really started to kick in.
16:25So much evidence mounted against her,
16:27she can't see her way out.
16:28She's convinced her whole life's over.
16:30You know,
16:31she's had so much loss,
16:32and now this,
16:33I can't see how she's going to survive it.
16:41So no delayed shock or anything?
16:43All good?
16:44Yeah,
16:45not going to let some scumbag like that
16:47bring me down,
16:47am I?
16:48But you can't believe it
16:49when you're squared up to him
16:50all stropy like.
16:52Well,
16:52I'm not just going to roll over
16:53and take it,
16:54am I?
16:54You know,
16:54you remind me of that woman
16:55from Peaky Blinders.
16:57You know that main man's auntie?
16:59What's his?
17:00Oh,
17:00Polly Gray?
17:01Yeah.
17:02Oh,
17:02I love her.
17:03All slinky in her eye heels,
17:04perfect make-up,
17:05big daft art.
17:07She your role model?
17:08Well,
17:08sometimes women have to take over,
17:09like in the war.
17:11Is that supposed to be
17:12a Birmingham Max?
17:13Oh,
17:13all right,
17:13all right.
17:14You think you could only better
17:15be my guest?
17:16All right,
17:16all right.
17:19I mean,
17:19all joking apart,
17:20though.
17:21I mean,
17:21you must have been
17:22a little bit shaken.
17:23I was just angry.
17:25Angry?
17:26Yeah,
17:27I mean,
17:27how dare you try
17:28and take what's mine?
17:29I mean,
17:29I haven't got much,
17:30but what I have got,
17:31I've worked really hard for.
17:33Nobody's ever given me out.
17:35Yeah,
17:36same here.
17:37The thing is,
17:38I just,
17:39if somebody has a go,
17:40I just go in attack mode.
17:42Can't help myself.
17:45Whereas you,
17:46you seem,
17:47well,
17:47you seem the opposite.
17:49Do you reckon?
17:50Yeah.
17:51And Daniel had a go at you
17:52yesterday.
17:53You could have really
17:54taught him a lesson,
17:55but you didn't.
17:56You chose to step back.
17:58Well,
17:58believe me,
17:58I've got the measure of him
17:59just posturing and
18:01playing the big man.
18:02It's all just hot air,
18:04isn't it?
18:06You know what?
18:07I'm fiery
18:08and you're icy calm.
18:10I reckon we could
18:11balance each other out.
18:12Yeah?
18:13Yeah.
18:22Hello?
18:23Is anybody in?
18:25Hello?
18:35Hiya.
18:37No,
18:38it's all kicking off
18:39at the bistro.
18:39Danielle showed up
18:40and she
18:40taught a really hard time.
18:44Oh,
18:45Gary,
18:45no,
18:46listen.
18:47Gary,
18:48listen to me.
18:48I promise you,
18:50you're not on your own
18:51with this,
18:51okay?
18:52You've always got me.
18:56I'm gonna have to go.
18:59What are you doing here?
19:01Right back at you.
19:02Well,
19:03I don't have to
19:04explain myself to you.
19:05What are you doing
19:05snooping around
19:06when no one's here?
19:07What are you doing?
19:08Having secret conversations
19:09with someone else's husband?
19:11Well,
19:12I don't know
19:12what you think you heard,
19:13but...
19:14Seriously?
19:14You're gonna lie to my face?
19:16I mean,
19:17I know you two
19:17go way back,
19:18but I had no idea
19:20you were still an item.
19:21Seriously,
19:22that is not
19:22what that is.
19:23Can you stop stirring,
19:24please?
19:25Don't worry.
19:26I'll keep your little
19:26secret to myself.
19:28For now.
19:29Anyway.
19:36Here you go,
19:37love.
19:37Oh.
19:38Oh,
19:38your hope was round earlier.
19:40Oh,
19:40right?
19:41Yeah.
19:42Laughing her head off,
19:43we will.
19:43I think it really
19:44cheered him up,
19:45you know.
19:45Mm.
19:46She had many boyfriends?
19:48No,
19:48not really,
19:48no,
19:49no.
19:49She did
19:50used to hang out
19:51with Sam,
19:51but,
19:51you know,
19:51it was all
19:52quite innocent,
19:53really.
19:53I'd be surprised
19:54if they'd even kissed.
19:55She's not experienced,
19:56you know,
19:57like...
19:57I will.
19:58It's all right,
19:59I get it.
20:00I think the less we say
20:01about that,
20:02the better.
20:03No,
20:03I just,
20:04um,
20:05look,
20:05I would hate,
20:06I hope,
20:06to be rushed into anything,
20:07you know,
20:08she's not ready for.
20:09You know,
20:10in some ways,
20:11she is really young
20:11for her age,
20:12and I might be being naive,
20:14but look,
20:14I would just like her
20:15to keep her innocence
20:16for as long as possible.
20:18that ship sailed
20:19for us,
20:20obviously.
20:22Listen,
20:23I don't,
20:23I don't think
20:23Will is looking
20:24for a girlfriend,
20:25you know,
20:25after everything
20:26that's happened.
20:26No,
20:27good,
20:27right.
20:28But,
20:28I mean,
20:29I'm just saying,
20:30I think we should,
20:31we should keep an eye
20:32on it,
20:32yeah?
20:33And if they are
20:34just friends,
20:35then that is
20:36totally fine,
20:37but if it is
20:38any more than that,
20:39then me and Ty
20:41would have a big problem.
20:43And believe me,
20:44the last thing we need
20:45is any more problems.
20:49Right,
20:50okay.
20:58Apparently,
20:59Summer's in a right state.
21:01Well,
21:02that's on us.
21:04We're putting her
21:05through hell.
21:07No.
21:08No,
21:09we need to meet up soon.
21:11And we need to talk
21:12about what happened
21:13the night Theo died.
21:40We need to talk
21:45about how we can
21:47You
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