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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars - Season 11 Episode 5 - How To Videos
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00:00:05Previously on the Tournament of All-Stars.
00:00:08Bracket 2 competed in the first of their three episodes.
00:00:13Do you think you have an advantage over the girls that haven't been here?
00:00:16Of course she does.
00:00:17Your big competition.
00:00:19The girls see me as big competition.
00:00:21Y'all right, but at the same time, put the eyes on another hoe.
00:00:25There's three Latinas, you, me, and Crystal.
00:00:28Do you think there's a possible Tres Leches alliance?
00:00:31I got your back, girl.
00:00:32Okay.
00:00:33My strategy is coming together, honey.
00:00:35There's only two girls moving forward.
00:00:37It's gonna be a little bit tricky.
00:00:43I'm playing 3D chess.
00:00:46Aura.
00:00:46Mayari.
00:00:47Bitch, you can sing!
00:00:48Oh, thanks!
00:00:49You're intoxicating to watch.
00:00:52Crystal Method.
00:00:53You blew me away.
00:00:55It was wonderful to see.
00:00:57Aura Mayari and Crystal Method.
00:01:01Ah!
00:01:02Congratulations.
00:01:03You're the top two All-Stars of the week.
00:01:06And you've each earned two points.
00:01:09Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point.
00:01:18Crystal Method, congratulations.
00:01:20You are a winner, baby.
00:01:24Yes!
00:01:25You've earned an extra point.
00:01:27The bottom four queens will each receive one point.
00:01:32But you must give it away to the All-Star you believe is the most valuable queen of the week.
00:01:40Choose wisely.
00:01:42Because at the end of this bracket, the two queens with the most points will move on to the semifinals.
00:01:55Woo!
00:01:57Ah!
00:01:58She's a winner, baby!
00:02:00I wanted to disco so bad!
00:02:02I know!
00:02:03I was ready to give the Selena, bitch!
00:02:04And the best part about it is the girls are mad.
00:02:09Us hoes, we really killed that challenge.
00:02:11And I'm so excited that we don't have to worry about passing out MVQ points.
00:02:16Ah!
00:02:17That feels so sickening!
00:02:19Congratulations, both of y'all.
00:02:21Thank you!
00:02:22Thank you, guys.
00:02:23The scoreboard leader.
00:02:25And I have three STDs.
00:02:30But I didn't realize you had a third leg.
00:02:31I should have brought out my third leg.
00:02:34Exactly!
00:02:35It makes sense that y'all won.
00:02:37You know, we struggled with the singing over here a little bit with our group, although we pulled through.
00:02:41Yes, I'm not the greatest singer, but I still gave a great performance and I'm proud of it.
00:02:46I thought I was gonna hear Silky's name up there for some reason.
00:02:49I just wanted to...
00:02:50I don't know.
00:02:54I am fighting the demons on the inside.
00:02:57And I'm trying to, like, literally keep it together because this is my fourth time on this show.
00:03:02Mm-hmm.
00:03:03This is all of y'all's second time.
00:03:05Mm-hmm.
00:03:05I don't want the strategy to come in so much, you know, that y'all are, like, holding that against
00:03:10me.
00:03:11Because just like y'all worked to be here, I worked equally as hard.
00:03:15That's really what I'm feeling right now.
00:03:17I know these hoes already say that they see me as big competition.
00:03:21And now these girls can knock me off my game.
00:03:23Because in reality, if you have zero points week one, you ain't moving forward, baby.
00:03:29So I better at least get one point.
00:03:32I ain't too proud to be it.
00:03:34And that's all I'm gonna say.
00:03:35If you see it and you like it, if I get one point, two point, three point, four, I don't
00:03:40know what y'all gonna do.
00:03:41But I still that hoes.
00:03:43All right.
00:03:43Mm-hmm.
00:03:43I think that I made up my mind.
00:03:47April is my duet partner.
00:03:49And she's a part of my Threats to Letchers Alliance.
00:03:51So I hope in my heart that I'll have her point.
00:03:54Who's going first, ladies?
00:03:57I'll go first.
00:03:59Oh, yay.
00:04:00Yay.
00:04:01I'll give this to Selena just because we really bonded.
00:04:04You didn't scream at me for my amazing voice.
00:04:08So thank you, sister.
00:04:10Thank you, sister.
00:04:11Gracias, mi amor.
00:04:13I wanted to give my point to Selena because we worked together and I was grateful for her.
00:04:17It wasn't really because of the Alliance, but it ended up being kind of in the Alliance.
00:04:23So I guess I am in the Alliance, but I'm not.
00:04:29So in this moment, sure, let's just play the game.
00:04:35I think I'm gonna stay true to LA and my scene partner because without you at the end of the
00:04:40day,
00:04:40I could not have done as good as I did.
00:04:41And yes, I did pick up a lot of the slack, bitch.
00:04:44So I feel like thank you for this.
00:04:46Gracias, mi amor.
00:04:46Te quiero mucho.
00:04:47Igual, bebe. Te amo.
00:04:49Me and Selena talked about the Pepec Alliance, but she gave her point to April.
00:04:53And I don't blame her because I was in the top two.
00:04:56But I'm gonna keep my eyes on her.
00:04:58I will be giving my point to Ornacea.
00:05:06Which one? You brought nine.
00:05:09Exactly.
00:05:11Miss Silky, because child, you are a relentless lady and I love everything that you do.
00:05:17And I want to see you keep moving forward.
00:05:19Well, Vivacious, what you did and produced had great energy and that deserves to be rewarded.
00:05:27Thank you so, so very much.
00:05:28Truly appreciate it.
00:05:32Thank you, Silky.
00:05:33Thanks for looking out.
00:05:35Let's get out of here.
00:05:38Week one is now in the books.
00:05:40The wig is on.
00:05:41The wig is on.
00:05:42The wig is on.
00:05:43In the back.
00:05:43Everyone stuck to their partner at this MVQ ceremony.
00:05:49But don't let that fool you.
00:05:51This competition is every queen for herself.
00:05:53And it's all about how you play the social game.
00:05:56I have an alliance.
00:05:58You do?
00:05:58Yeah.
00:05:59Don't tell them.
00:06:00And I only have one rule.
00:06:02It could be with you, it could be with you, it could be with you.
00:06:05When you're good to mother, mother will be good to you.
00:06:10She's trouble.
00:06:11Fuck you, bitch.
00:06:11Hey, I heard you say watch her struggle to get up.
00:06:14I didn't say.
00:06:17Girl, but guess what?
00:06:18It was really in my mind because I am struggling.
00:06:23The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars will snatch an official makeup collaboration with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,
00:06:31a coveted stock in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of $200,000 for their extra
00:06:38special guest judge, Gina Gershon.
00:06:52It's a new day.
00:06:54Bam.
00:06:55Ferra.
00:06:56Cool, honey.
00:06:57Good morning.
00:06:59Good morning.
00:06:59Oh, look at this.
00:07:01Oh, look at this.
00:07:02Oh, Zia, look at this.
00:07:03You better work.
00:07:04Baby, it's a new week.
00:07:07Week one, I wasn't in the top.
00:07:09Week two will be the rebuild because I'm only one point behind Aura.
00:07:14I know I can make that up.
00:07:17Baby, I'm feeling so great, I done put on my good hair.
00:07:24What's the inspo today, bitch?
00:07:26You know what the inspo was today?
00:07:29What?
00:07:30To be that bitch.
00:07:32No, bitch.
00:07:33This is crazy.
00:07:34It looks like a pinata.
00:07:41The shade will reveal itself.
00:07:44The shade will reveal itself.
00:07:46People, I am so surprised by you.
00:07:48You know what's good about pinatas?
00:07:50What?
00:07:50They filled with the goodies.
00:07:56Ah!
00:07:57Ooh, girl.
00:07:59She's all ready to have hers.
00:08:02Those who can, do.
00:08:05Those who can't, just watch a YouTube video.
00:08:10Ooh.
00:08:10Look at that.
00:08:11Hello, hello, hello.
00:08:13Hi!
00:08:14Come on, Blazer.
00:08:16Max for days.
00:08:18Good morning, all-stars.
00:08:19Good morning.
00:08:21You know, one good idea could change the world.
00:08:24So, for this week's Maxi Challenge, I want you to write, produce, and perform your very own how-to videos.
00:08:34All right.
00:08:34Okay.
00:08:35Okay.
00:08:36Now, as all-stars, you need to use your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to teach the children on a
00:08:44subject of your choice.
00:08:45But remember, to make it fun and informative.
00:08:51And most importantly, keep it short and sweet.
00:08:55That's the hard part for me.
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:57The sweetness.
00:08:59Because I know some of y'all gonna wanna go on and on and on.
00:09:04But trust and believe.
00:09:06Ain't nobody got time for that?
00:09:08Silky?
00:09:10I'm already cocking you girl.
00:09:12Mom!
00:09:13Mama Rue called me out.
00:09:15So, I have to make her proud.
00:09:17Oh!
00:09:20I'm pretty so good.
00:09:21All-stars, start your engines.
00:09:24And may the best drag queen win.
00:09:26All right!
00:09:27Hey, there.
00:09:28Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
00:09:30Here we go.
00:09:31Time to work.
00:09:32Ooh, yes.
00:09:33Are you excited?
00:09:34I love this kind of challenge.
00:09:36Hell yeah.
00:09:37For this week's Maxi Challenge, we have to write, produce, and perform how-to instructional videos.
00:09:43Okay, let's start writing.
00:09:45I'm feeling good. Okay, yeah, we gotta get this together.
00:09:46Let's figure this out.
00:09:47Baby, this challenge is what I do.
00:09:50I love to write. I have so many screenplays I'm working on.
00:09:54I write storyboards all the time. I produce my own content.
00:09:57So this is in my blood.
00:09:59We only have 30 minutes to shoot, and we're directing, and this is stressful.
00:10:04How many pages are these? Oh, my God.
00:10:06This challenge, I think it's going to be a challenge.
00:10:09What are you doing?
00:10:10Okay, so I am obsessed with zombies.
00:10:15I lay in bed and think about zombies so I can dream about zombies. Isn't that...
00:10:19Why, bitch? That's weird.
00:10:22I feel like the main key here is to make RuPaul laugh.
00:10:25You're going to teach him how to escape a zombie apocalypse?
00:10:28Not escape it, but survive it.
00:10:30That's wild.
00:10:31But I'm not a natural comedian, as you all know.
00:10:34So, I got eliminated in my season. I'm doing a comedy challenge.
00:10:38Annie Hole is gold.
00:10:40You didn't pop for me.
00:10:42So, I will be pushing myself because I'm only one point ahead of most of these girls.
00:10:47And I don't feel really secure.
00:10:51Okay, so, April.
00:10:54Last week, Mama Chula, you wanted to sing and you didn't know how.
00:10:59So, what are you going to do this week that you actually know how to do?
00:11:03Mira, there's not a lot of things that I know how to do, so I don't know.
00:11:07It's got me thinking.
00:11:09Maybe I do like to eat and, like, maybe do something like a Puerto Rican dish, but I cannot cook.
00:11:16Wait a minute.
00:11:17You can't cook.
00:11:18You can't sing.
00:11:19April.
00:11:20Okay.
00:11:21I can be good company.
00:11:22Then you might want to change this to how to be a good companion.
00:11:27Me think, yes.
00:11:28I don't know how this how-to video is going to play out.
00:11:31I typically don't talk a lot in drag.
00:11:34Mira, I don't do a lot of teaching because I don't, that's why I don't want to have daughters.
00:11:39Well, April, I think you have so much to say.
00:11:41So, we got to just dial in, focus.
00:11:43I ain't reading you no more.
00:11:44I got to get my work done.
00:11:45Well, don't make it easy for me to read you.
00:11:47Look at you.
00:11:48You look like a fucking car watch right now.
00:11:51I literally just said we got to tone down the reading so we can focus.
00:11:55I'm just scraping your outfit.
00:11:58Okay, so, I'm going to need that garlic again, honey.
00:12:01How much garlic is in her?
00:12:03Jamaicans always use garlic.
00:12:05We put garlic on everything.
00:12:06I don't think a vampire will ever try to show up to a Jamaican's house.
00:12:09Ever since I've been around you, I can tell there's less vampires around me already.
00:12:14Vivacious vampire slayer.
00:12:16My how-to video is about how to jerk Jamaican jerk chicken.
00:12:21Jerk chicken is a very flavorful dish.
00:12:23It's like crack on chicken.
00:12:25I'm looking forward to see what you're going to put over there.
00:12:28You know what?
00:12:29I don't think I even fully know what's to come yet.
00:12:32It's going to get crazy.
00:12:33Well, you know, with you, I got to watch out for you, Miss Dark Horse.
00:12:38Crystal Method, she don't talk.
00:12:40She just executes.
00:12:42She won't tell you that she could beat you up ten ways till Monday.
00:12:45You'll just wake up on Monday and realize you got beat up.
00:12:49That's why she's the dark horse.
00:12:50We also have to make this funny.
00:12:52And I feel like that's going to be very easy to do with jerking some chicken.
00:12:57Uh-huh.
00:12:58Do you jerk any other thing?
00:12:59I'm a good Christian woman.
00:13:01I would never.
00:13:02Me too.
00:13:04That's too vulgar.
00:13:04Never in front of a congregation, okay?
00:13:10I'm still kind of like eyeing the girls around.
00:13:12As we should.
00:13:14Silky's such a big personality.
00:13:16I am.
00:13:17We're talking about how great you'll do for this challenge, sister.
00:13:20Oh, thank you.
00:13:21Yes, I'm complimenting you.
00:13:22No, you know what?
00:13:23And I received that.
00:13:24But you know why I'm that hostile with it?
00:13:26Because usually it's April.
00:13:28But April's right next to me.
00:13:30So I'm sorry to put that energy on you.
00:13:32You guys got something to work on.
00:13:34I don't know what's going on over there.
00:13:36April, I feel like Silky wants you.
00:13:38I think she's obsessed with me.
00:13:39How did I get paired with this bitch?
00:13:41These were not a pair.
00:13:42Let me tell you something.
00:13:43So y'all are trying to make an alliance over there or something?
00:13:46You said paired.
00:13:47What's going on here?
00:13:48No, we're definitely not.
00:13:49What, you got an alliance, bitch?
00:13:51First of all, we're enemies.
00:13:53That's when I say you got an enemy alliance all of a sudden.
00:13:55A U2.
00:13:56I'm just being community servers.
00:14:00I don't know what to expect with this bracket when it comes to alliances and giving out the points.
00:14:05So I need to see if I can solidify my alliance with Selena.
00:14:09Okay, so if I'm in the bottom four.
00:14:13Okay, you have to be quiet when you're strategizing an alliance.
00:14:16See, this is why you're here.
00:14:18I'm not good at strategy.
00:14:19And I hope that it works for me.
00:14:21Because right now, I'm a little nervous about my chances in today's challenge.
00:14:25It's the Peck Peck Alliance.
00:14:26I got you.
00:14:27That's a shady laugh.
00:14:29Peck.
00:14:40Silky, what are you doing?
00:14:41I'm going to decorate a cake.
00:14:42What are you doing, April?
00:14:43I'm doing tostones.
00:14:45I was also going to cook something.
00:14:47Wait, are we all doing food?
00:14:50This is becoming a cooking class, bitch.
00:14:54Face crack.
00:14:56Wait, can I ask a question?
00:14:57Sure.
00:14:57When you wash your chicken, you don't use soap, right?
00:15:00What the?
00:15:01Ah, ah, definitely not eat nothing you're cooking.
00:15:04Wash your chicken with vinegar.
00:15:06With vinegar?
00:15:07And lime.
00:15:08No, I don't even wash my chicken.
00:15:10They said don't wash it because it will dry it out.
00:15:12Who told you that?
00:15:13The influencer I wash on TikTok.
00:15:16Wash your chicken.
00:15:17You better wash your chicken girl.
00:15:19You better wash your chicken girl.
00:15:22Hello, Lady Kim.
00:15:23Oh!
00:15:25Hi.
00:15:27Hey, Vivacious.
00:15:28Ooh.
00:15:30You're back, back, back in the competition.
00:15:32I am back, back, back again, honey.
00:15:35Does it feel like the next day after, or does it feel very different from when you were here?
00:15:39Years later, honey.
00:15:41What are you doing a how-to video on?
00:15:43Okay, so I'm doing a how-to video on how to make Jamaican jerk chicken.
00:15:47Now, I got to spy on Michelle directing you in the recording session a little bit.
00:15:53And no move faking it.
00:15:54Don't drop.
00:15:55Mother has arrived.
00:15:57I want to feel it.
00:15:58It took her a while to get you to loosen up.
00:16:01What's that about?
00:16:02I don't know, you know, just trying to take it in and process.
00:16:06Well, let me just say this.
00:16:07Loosen up.
00:16:08Have some fun.
00:16:09I will.
00:16:09We not gonna hurt you.
00:16:11I know you won't.
00:16:12I'm with family.
00:16:12Yes!
00:16:13The judges said I was a little tight and a little bit tense in last week's challenge.
00:16:17And, you know, I'm part Klingon and quite stoic.
00:16:21But, you know what?
00:16:22As an all-star player, it is my job to always push myself as a queen.
00:16:26As I says, A-T-M-E.
00:16:28Add into my entity.
00:16:29Okay?
00:16:30Hey, April.
00:16:31You're a daddy, aren't you?
00:16:33I'm a little daddy.
00:16:34You've turned into a little daddy.
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:37What's your how-to video about?
00:16:39It's about making tostones.
00:16:41Okay.
00:16:41Which is my favorite dish.
00:16:43It comes from the plantains.
00:16:45Oh, those are good.
00:16:46Does this challenge play to your strengths?
00:16:49In drag, I usually don't talk a lot.
00:16:52I feel comfortable in doing looks and doing performances and getting my point of view across visually more than anything.
00:16:59But I don't have a doubt I can do a great job here.
00:17:02I'm so fucking nervous because this is not something I typically do in drag.
00:17:07Well, I cannot wait to learn how to make tostones.
00:17:10Yes, you're going to love them.
00:17:12But I'm heading headfirst into the challenge because I need some points to make it to the semifinals.
00:17:18Mabue.
00:17:19Hi, Aura.
00:17:21Hi.
00:17:21What is your instructional how-to video going to be about?
00:17:24My idea is how to survive a zombie apocalypse in drag.
00:17:28Has drag saved you in your life?
00:17:31Absolutely.
00:17:32Especially during the time when my father passed away.
00:17:35And it was really tough.
00:17:38I don't want to cry.
00:17:40My dad has supported me since I was a kid.
00:17:44Even though I always felt shame about myself.
00:17:47He would open up the conversations about being gay.
00:17:50You know, I love to dance and I love to sing.
00:17:52And he pushed me to go out there in the streets.
00:17:55He would take speakers and stereos out and play it in the streets so kids could watch me dance and
00:18:01sing.
00:18:02So when he passed away, I just felt like I lost, like, a big part of myself.
00:18:07Yeah.
00:18:08But drag became my outlet.
00:18:09I felt like I could kind of escape that reality and go on stage and, you know, just live free.
00:18:18You carry him with you.
00:18:20I do.
00:18:20You know that.
00:18:21You carry him with you.
00:18:22It's a great, great strength that you have to have had that support.
00:18:28I'm very lucky.
00:18:29So, now, are you on social media?
00:18:31Yeah, I am.
00:18:32I do a lot of makeup tutorial.
00:18:35Are you funny in these videos?
00:18:37They're not really funny.
00:18:38I'm not really a comedian.
00:18:40The key is what you said earlier, is that there was shame when your father would bring up being gay.
00:18:46If you stop judging you, the funny will come out.
00:18:50Right.
00:18:52So, Crystal, currently, you have the most points.
00:18:56Yes, I do.
00:18:58Do you feel that you understand how this competition works?
00:19:02I think so.
00:19:03I think the last time I felt so overwhelmed, especially being by queens that I felt were just more experienced
00:19:09and prepared than I was.
00:19:11But, you know, when I think about you, I remember that you did really well.
00:19:15That's why I asked.
00:19:17Well, I didn't do really well the whole time.
00:19:19It took a little bit to warm up, so that's why winning this first challenge has been very special.
00:19:24So, what is your how-to video?
00:19:27I was going to make a banana split.
00:19:29Okay.
00:19:29I have concerns because almost all of us are doing food-related videos, so I'm hoping that the girls aren't
00:19:36approaching it in the same way that I am.
00:19:39Have you made a banana split before?
00:19:40I've made a banana split.
00:19:41I am not a chef, a cook, but this is ingredients you just add together.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:45This is not your Martha Stewart cooking video.
00:19:49This is something much more sick and twisted.
00:19:53Make it memeable and memorable.
00:19:55Exactly.
00:19:56These girls are going to be sharing it all over.
00:19:59It's going viral.
00:20:02Well, there's an ointment for that.
00:20:04I sure hope so.
00:20:06Celine S. Titties, you've turned into a daddy, too, haven't you?
00:20:10So, what are you going to make a video about?
00:20:12I think I want to teach, you know, how to keep your man from cheating on you.
00:20:16It's kind of my idea.
00:20:17Ooh, good luck, girl.
00:20:18A dog gonna hunt, honey.
00:20:20Are you in a relationship?
00:20:22No.
00:20:23With Christ?
00:20:24Mm-mm.
00:20:25If he'd have me.
00:20:29So, how does one keep their man at home?
00:20:33Intimidation.
00:20:33Oh, intimidation.
00:20:34Yeah, rope, you know, a chainsaw, perhaps.
00:20:37You've got to get creative these days.
00:20:39Now, okay, so you haven't won a maxi challenge.
00:20:42What are you going to do to win?
00:20:43I think I'm going to take mine in a very, like, cinematic realm.
00:20:46Yeah.
00:20:47The thing is, I'm a little extra.
00:20:49I'm going to have some puppetry and characters.
00:20:52I'm going to put my Steven S. Spielberg hat on
00:20:55and really give you something that these other girls could never give you.
00:20:58Right now, I have one singular point.
00:21:01That does not feel good.
00:21:03So, I am being very ambitious with this,
00:21:06but listen, I'm only ambitious because I know I can do it.
00:21:09Ah!
00:21:10Jump!
00:21:11That's the move.
00:21:12That's it.
00:21:16You know you are crazy.
00:21:18I am.
00:21:19You certainly are.
00:21:20What is your instructional how-to video going to be about?
00:21:23Mine is how to decorate a birthday cake for your boyfriend
00:21:27that is dating you out of convenience.
00:21:29Okay.
00:21:29I'm doing this based on a true story.
00:21:31This is the last guy I dated,
00:21:33and I literally baked him a birthday cake for his birthday,
00:21:37and on my birthday, he got me absolutely nothing.
00:21:39And did you drop him?
00:21:40On my birthday.
00:21:42On your birthday, he came in empty-handed,
00:21:44and you said, you gots to go.
00:21:46It's done.
00:21:46Okay.
00:21:47Yeah.
00:21:48I love it.
00:21:49Now, listen, you are a special child.
00:21:51You cook, you dance, you sing, you do great makeup,
00:21:53you're funny.
00:21:54You do it all.
00:21:55Now, of course, the key is to condense
00:21:58all this silkiness in this how-to video.
00:22:01Y'all know it take me a long time to get it all out
00:22:04because I love talking.
00:22:06You ain't going to be disappointed.
00:22:07All right, good.
00:22:08But RuPaul done told the bitch don't be doing too much.
00:22:11So this week, I got to show that I can hone in my brain
00:22:14and execute in it.
00:22:20I feel good.
00:22:21I look good.
00:22:22Let's do it.
00:22:23Let's walk and talk, baby.
00:22:26Where's her child is gone?
00:22:28Yeah, I was going to see some titty, right?
00:22:30Okay, so this is going to be a birth of a cherry baby.
00:22:34Um, she's still nursing.
00:22:36It's time to film our how-to videos.
00:22:38Does the baby come out stem first?
00:22:40Stem first, definitely.
00:22:42It's so exciting to be on set.
00:22:43We get to work with the green screen, do costume changes.
00:22:47Yeah, so then just shake them up and down like that.
00:22:49So kind of like this.
00:22:52Great, perfect.
00:22:53You know, you've done this.
00:22:54I think that I am going to be a fantastic director
00:22:57because I'm a woman that knows what she wants
00:22:59and I'm not going to settle for anything less.
00:23:01I am one bossy banana.
00:23:03Think about plate presentation, you know.
00:23:07Thanks, Crystal.
00:23:08Happier, more excited.
00:23:10Mmm, thanks, Crystal.
00:23:12That was the one.
00:23:14And now, boys, step aside.
00:23:17This is my moment.
00:23:18So just kind of go, whatever.
00:23:21Be very slow.
00:23:22Don't run at me.
00:23:23For the how-to video, I am in a zombie apocalypse.
00:23:27I watch all the zombie movies
00:23:29and I would be so proud to bring some comedy
00:23:32to the zombie apocalypse universe.
00:23:34Let me hit you three times and then fall.
00:23:36All right, cool.
00:23:36Okay.
00:23:41Oh.
00:23:42Di-ah!
00:23:43Because...
00:23:44Yeah, I'm obsessed.
00:23:46This one's perfect.
00:23:48Do we want to get a camera
00:23:49to come get this from this angle?
00:23:52We have a camera right above your head there.
00:23:53Oh, shit.
00:23:54All right.
00:23:56Vivacious, can you do the sound
00:23:57that you want them to make?
00:23:59Ah!
00:24:01Mmm!
00:24:03Ah!
00:24:05I want to make RuPaul laugh with this video
00:24:08and just show my personality.
00:24:10So right now,
00:24:12I'm trying to be quirky, funny, sexy.
00:24:15Mm-mm-mm.
00:24:17I haven't done this with nails, fuck.
00:24:21Ah!
00:24:23Till my nails fell off.
00:24:24Oh, jeez.
00:24:26Who are you?
00:24:27I'm the real you, bitch.
00:24:29My how-to video is telling you
00:24:32how to not be a dummy bitch
00:24:34when a man is using you.
00:24:36Did you want to run it a couple of times?
00:24:38Just for perfection.
00:24:40Hopefully, I get inspired.
00:24:42Some of these other dumb girls
00:24:43that just want to be in love, too.
00:24:45Oh, pool boy!
00:24:48You are very handsome.
00:24:49The pool boy is looking scrumdly, yum-yum.
00:24:52Get up on that thing, baby.
00:24:54The boys love to eat my cake from behind.
00:24:57The gutter's gonna be squeaky clean tonight.
00:25:00You one deluge, little bitch.
00:25:04Girl, I'm all over this man.
00:25:06This man is just like, mm-hmm, whatever.
00:25:09It's triggering because
00:25:10that's kind of how my boyfriend was.
00:25:15I'm selling cake after this, you guys.
00:25:17It's gonna be $10 a slice.
00:25:18I want y'all to be licking your lips
00:25:20and making, like, moaning sounds about you.
00:25:22Bah! Bah! Bah!
00:25:25Chorizo!
00:25:26Bah-cah-da-bah-cah-cah-cah-cah-cah-cah-cah-cah!
00:25:29Chorizo!
00:25:29Ready for my favorite ingredient?
00:25:32Oh, chorizo!
00:25:36The more you dance, the better the taste.
00:25:39Honey, we are getting fully loose
00:25:42because what Mother Rue wants, Mother Rue gets.
00:25:46Like, go all in.
00:25:48Yes.
00:25:50Mmm!
00:25:51Yes!
00:25:52All up in that chicken.
00:25:54Mmm!
00:25:54Sign up for this.
00:25:55Sure.
00:25:56Can I get a napkin?
00:25:57Let's get her in the chair with him in the room.
00:26:00I feel so at home on set, baby.
00:26:02This is what I live for.
00:26:03And today, I have my puppet named Lil Chalupe.
00:26:06Where the fuck is her hole?
00:26:07We don't have time, Lil Chalupe.
00:26:10Put it in.
00:26:11Okay, there we go.
00:26:12There's a green screen suit that I have to wear
00:26:15so you don't see me so I can operate her.
00:26:17And then she does the chorizo thing on the stove.
00:26:19And then she feeds him the taco.
00:26:21That's the last part.
00:26:22Oh!
00:26:24Listen, this is what you want from a director.
00:26:27Someone who's willing to get in there
00:26:28and do the dirty work and get the job done.
00:26:30Okay, just be...
00:26:32All right, Lil.
00:26:32Okay, we're good.
00:26:34Thank you, I'm sorry.
00:26:36I'm doing the most,
00:26:37but I hope it's going to pay off in the end.
00:26:39Let's go, top two.
00:26:41That's what I'm really feeling.
00:26:43Can we untie your partner?
00:26:57Hello, hello.
00:26:59She want to be me so bad.
00:27:00No, you want to be me so bad.
00:27:02Girl, you want to be me so bad.
00:27:03You know you saw the girl with the skirt
00:27:05and then you want to have it involved.
00:27:07It's runway day.
00:27:08April saw me and she was like,
00:27:11let me go change.
00:27:13Don't even.
00:27:13You're such a liar.
00:27:15I said, girl...
00:27:16The judges is going to praise me.
00:27:19They're going to love everything that I did.
00:27:21They're going to love the runway.
00:27:24And they're going to give me perfect critiques.
00:27:26At least that's what's going on in my mind.
00:27:28How do you feel you did in your video?
00:27:31I think I did good.
00:27:32Now, I won't lie.
00:27:33There's one thing that Rue did say specifically to me.
00:27:36She said, make sure that you make it tight.
00:27:38And I cut a lot of stuff out from my script.
00:27:41How about you, Crystal?
00:27:43How was your video?
00:27:44My video went well.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:46It's going to be wacky.
00:27:47I don't really know where I stand at this point,
00:27:50like in this challenge,
00:27:52because we didn't see each other.
00:27:55So you've always dreamt that the zombie thing
00:27:56is the zombie thing smashed now?
00:27:58Are you like good?
00:27:59I still want it to happen for real.
00:28:02Wouldn't you?
00:28:03No!
00:28:04Just for a month?
00:28:05No!
00:28:06So it went well?
00:28:07I think so.
00:28:08This is not my forte,
00:28:11but I did what I could.
00:28:12I turned it out.
00:28:13You got some good momentum already
00:28:15with your points and your wins.
00:28:16But like what's tough is I already have this, right?
00:28:19And then I feel like they're going to look at me
00:28:20and like, okay, we're not going to give her any points.
00:28:23So, okay.
00:28:26So if I'm not top two this week,
00:28:28I have a lot of work to do here
00:28:29to make sure that I can solidify
00:28:32those MVQ points tonight.
00:28:36Right now,
00:28:37I have my Pack Pack Alliance with Miss Aura.
00:28:39I have a potential tres leches
00:28:41with my LA Latina girls,
00:28:43Crystal and April.
00:28:44Right now we have two leches,
00:28:45you know, from two titties.
00:28:47We have one more leche-giving orifice,
00:28:50and that name is Crystal.
00:28:52I don't know what that means,
00:28:53but that...
00:28:55Ha ha!
00:28:56You get what I was going with!
00:28:57Ha ha ha!
00:28:59Me and Ethan were talking,
00:29:01because we're an LA girl and a Latina too.
00:29:05So we were thinking like,
00:29:06we could watch out for each other.
00:29:09What the hell?
00:29:10Why is Selena whispering to other people?
00:29:12I don't like that.
00:29:13I want to trust her so badly,
00:29:15because we do have a friendship.
00:29:17But Selena is a big game player,
00:29:19and I feel like they're cooking something up.
00:29:22I mean,
00:29:23I want to be a part of everything,
00:29:26but I'm scared.
00:29:28No, of course.
00:29:28There's no commitment,
00:29:30but it's available.
00:29:31Alliances make me a little nervous,
00:29:33but this tres leches alliance
00:29:34could really work to my benefit.
00:29:36Selena and April already have less points from me,
00:29:39so if I can continue to rack up their points as we go.
00:29:43A little point here,
00:29:44a little point there.
00:29:45I would love to let it return to this.
00:29:47We have to see how everything unfolds.
00:29:49And...
00:29:50Yeah.
00:29:51Tres leches is officially...
00:29:54an idea.
00:29:55It's not established necessarily,
00:29:56but it's in the works, okay?
00:29:59We're milking the cow.
00:30:00We're making the cake.
00:30:01Is the tres leches going to come out of the oven or not?
00:30:04Do you put the tres leches in the oven?
00:30:09We're letting it marinate, okay?
00:30:11I have some girls in my pocket.
00:30:13I just hope that you guys remember
00:30:15how nice I am to y'all.
00:30:17Were you?
00:30:18I am.
00:30:19You know we love you.
00:30:20We remember you, honey.
00:30:22And I love you.
00:30:23And I'm just so happy that you're here.
00:30:25If Selena's going to play her own game,
00:30:27I'm going to play my game.
00:30:29The first week,
00:30:30we were just very close
00:30:32and worked with our partners.
00:30:34And I feel like
00:30:35I haven't really talked to you yet, so...
00:30:38Ooh.
00:30:39Does she want to know me?
00:30:41No.
00:30:41Does she want to know my points?
00:30:43Yes.
00:30:44Because she can't trust her own good judies.
00:30:46Or as I should say,
00:30:48good judas.
00:30:49I feel your vibe.
00:30:51I feel your energy.
00:30:52And I gravitate towards great energy.
00:30:55Keep talking.
00:30:56Tell me I'm pretty.
00:30:57But I think it might be advantageous to me
00:31:01because I need them every two points.
00:31:06Well, I want to say, like,
00:31:07even if I do win today,
00:31:09I would still appreciate your points.
00:31:12Even if you do win?
00:31:13Even if I do win.
00:31:14Uh-uh.
00:31:15I'll give you a hug.
00:31:16But if you win,
00:31:17you ain't getting more points, bitch.
00:31:18Uh-uh.
00:31:19So if I lose,
00:31:20you gonna give me your points?
00:31:22Well, I don't know.
00:31:23Let's see your video.
00:31:24Why are you such a hater?
00:31:44Come on, Metallic.
00:31:47Look at that blackboard.
00:31:50Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race
00:31:53Tournament of All-Stars.
00:31:55Michelle Visage.
00:31:57In honor of our extra special guest judge,
00:32:01what's your favorite line from the movie Showgirls?
00:32:04I'm erect.
00:32:05Why aren't you erect?
00:32:07Hey, who says I'm not?
00:32:10Ding, ding, ding.
00:32:13Style superstar Carson Kressley.
00:32:15Nice jacket.
00:32:17Thanks.
00:32:17It's a verseace.
00:32:19Oh, ha, ha, ha.
00:32:20And the gorgeous Gina Gershon.
00:32:23Welcome to our show, girl.
00:32:25Aw, thanks a lot, Ru.
00:32:27You know, you make me feel like a hooker.
00:32:29Well, you are a whore, darling.
00:32:31You take the cash,
00:32:33you cash the check,
00:32:34you show them what they want to see.
00:32:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:32:38Yay!
00:32:40This week, we challenged our All-Stars
00:32:42to write, produce, and perform
00:32:44their very own how-to videos.
00:32:47And tonight on the runway,
00:32:48category is Barn This Way,
00:32:51a look inspired by life on the farm.
00:32:55I feel seen.
00:32:57All-Stars, start your engines
00:32:59and may the best drag queen win.
00:33:03Above the house.
00:33:05Category is Barn This Way,
00:33:09a first April Keryon.
00:33:12Oh, hey, girl, hey.
00:33:13Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:33:15This look is made out of hay.
00:33:18Baby, she's a queen of la hacienda.
00:33:21Hmm, she gives me fever.
00:33:23Hay fever.
00:33:24Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:33:25It's inspired by the sombrero called pava,
00:33:29which the workers used to use
00:33:31in the fields in Puerto Rico.
00:33:32These earrings are una amapola,
00:33:34which is a typical flower of Puerto Rico.
00:33:36And in one earring, el coqui,
00:33:38the little frog that sings at night.
00:33:41Coqui, coqui, coqui.
00:33:43Now, that's what I call a hat
00:33:44on a hat on a hat.
00:33:46But does anyone still wear
00:33:48a hat on a hat on a hat?
00:33:49Ha, ha, ha.
00:33:50She's come back when I sit on the wrong lane.
00:33:52Up next, Aura Mayori.
00:33:54Who let the Aura out?
00:33:56Who, who, who, who?
00:33:57Hoot, hoot.
00:33:58I am wearing a glamorous barn owl look,
00:34:03all white dress,
00:34:04with all the feathers on the chest
00:34:06kind of, like, protruding out of my shoulders.
00:34:09And I also have this really beautiful owl headpiece.
00:34:12I know she's a barn owl,
00:34:13but I'm more familiar with barn swallow.
00:34:15Ha, ha, ha.
00:34:16Barn owls, they're known to be silent killers.
00:34:19They're very sly,
00:34:20and they're very territorial.
00:34:22It's giving Aura.
00:34:24Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:34:24Come up and pluck me sometime.
00:34:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:34:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:34:30Up next, Crystal Method.
00:34:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:34:33Who ordered the chicken?
00:34:35I, I did.
00:34:36This look is poultry in motion.
00:34:39It's so extra.
00:34:40It's covered in sequin and feathers
00:34:43trimmed with ostrich.
00:34:44Yes, that's right, a chicken and ostrich.
00:34:46Old MacDonald had a huge cock.
00:34:49Okay.
00:34:50Yes, he did.
00:34:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:34:53It's crazy and a little bit scary.
00:34:56Girl, there ain't no cage that can hold this chicken.
00:35:00This must be Colonel Sanders' side piece.
00:35:03Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:35:06Up next, Selena as titties.
00:35:09I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your dressin'.
00:35:15Ha, ha, ha.
00:35:16This is a completely couture, hand-sewn garment.
00:35:20Every single hay is hand-stitched.
00:35:22The corset is hand-braided.
00:35:25In my basket, I got four golden eggs.
00:35:27But, oh, I'm missing two more.
00:35:29Her other eggs she's had frozen.
00:35:31Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:35:32I'm giving you a full cinematic story on this runway
00:35:35and I look amazing.
00:35:37Oh, it's like finding a needle in a gay stack.
00:35:41I thought it was your IUD.
00:35:42Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:35:44Up next, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
00:35:48The legendary, oh, my God, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
00:35:52I am Moodonna.
00:35:53I've never worn anything like this before,
00:35:55but I'm really proud of the work
00:35:58that I put into myself and my body.
00:36:00The corset is corseting and this cow got curves.
00:36:04She's wearing Jean-Paul Moutier.
00:36:06Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:36:08Oh, it's milkin' time.
00:36:09Mm-hmm.
00:36:10And you know me, I always have my tricks.
00:36:14Oh, I hope that's skim.
00:36:17Everybody get a taste of this milk.
00:36:19Yum.
00:36:19Oh, wow.
00:36:21Bitch, Silky got the good old milk.
00:36:23Bitch, Silky got the good old milk.
00:36:25It really is milkin' time, Rue.
00:36:27It really is.
00:36:30Up next, Vivacious.
00:36:32Now that's what I call a backhoe.
00:36:35Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:36:36My look is a tractor.
00:36:38She chugs without the lugs.
00:36:40I am giving green body realness in yellow highlights.
00:36:44I'm giving you wheels on the side of my bodice.
00:36:48And I am giving you a full look of a tractor
00:36:51from head to toe.
00:36:53Prepare to get sloughed.
00:36:55Absolutely.
00:36:56And I'm a slowly strut.
00:36:58Can't move that much.
00:36:59It's a tractor.
00:37:00They never go fast.
00:37:01So neither should I.
00:37:02I think I can.
00:37:03I think I can.
00:37:04Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:37:06That's not the house.
00:37:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:37:12Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:37:13Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:37:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:37:15Welcome, Queens.
00:37:17Tonight, Tournament of All Stars rules are in full effect.
00:37:21I'll name the top two all-stars of the week,
00:37:24and each will receive two points.
00:37:27Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance
00:37:31to win 10,000 doulas and one extra point.
00:37:36Remember, at the end of this three-episode bracket,
00:37:40the top two Queens with the most points
00:37:43will continue on to the semifinals.
00:37:46Now it's time for the judges' critiques,
00:37:49starting with April Carry-On.
00:37:52Let's take a look at your how-to video.
00:37:55Ah!
00:37:57Do you ever just sit and wonder,
00:38:00does anybody want my toston?
00:38:03Mmm.
00:38:04Boy, I'm going to show you how to make tostones
00:38:06that everybody would want to eat.
00:38:09Come on.
00:38:09Step one, grab your plantain.
00:38:13Make sure it's firm, thick,
00:38:16and uncut.
00:38:17Ah!
00:38:18Step two, slice that daddy up.
00:38:22Keep it girthy.
00:38:23An inch works for this.
00:38:25Ooh!
00:38:26Step three, ah!
00:38:28Drop those chunks in the hot oil,
00:38:31and let it sizzle.
00:38:33Ay, que rico, que rico, que rico!
00:38:36Ay, Bobby.
00:38:37Step four, smash it like you mean it.
00:38:40Grab a plate or your ex's emotional bag.
00:38:43It's just fine as well.
00:38:44Just smash those plantain babies down.
00:38:51Consider this foreplay.
00:38:55I get five.
00:38:56Throw these baddies in the hot oil again.
00:38:58They're going to get hotter, crispier, sluttier, just like you go from a regular season to an all-stars.
00:39:06Now take ketchup, mayo, and smash fresh garlic in el pilon, and mix it all together.
00:39:15This is a classic dipping sauce.
00:39:17Mmm.
00:39:18And there you have it, baby.
00:39:20Everybody will want a taste of your toast.
00:39:23Mmm.
00:39:24Mmm.
00:39:24Yes, Bobby.
00:39:26This has been a taste of April.
00:39:33Listen, I was very, very caught up in your breastplate.
00:39:36It's like next level.
00:39:38Mmm-hmm.
00:39:39Oh, yeah.
00:39:39And you knew it, and you felt it.
00:39:41I thought you did a really good job.
00:39:42I think it was missing a little bit of comedy, but I'm glad you had some in there.
00:39:46It could have been funnier.
00:39:47Although, I have to say, who doesn't love a great boob smash?
00:39:50I know.
00:39:51It gave me a whole new way to cook in the kitchen.
00:39:54I thought you had a really, really great friendly tone on camera as well, and it really kind
00:39:58of draws the viewer in.
00:40:00And then this look, this might be one of my favorite all-time looks on Drag Race.
00:40:05I love this symphony of texture, burlap, and seagrass, and all the weaving, but also that
00:40:11hip piece.
00:40:12This is a really interesting, fun, architectural silhouette that I could just look at for days.
00:40:18Yes, yeah.
00:40:19I have to tell you, when you came out, and when Selena came out, I was like, ooh, I know
00:40:23those bitches were heated, heated, but they are very different.
00:40:30Up next, Aura Mayuri.
00:40:33Let's take a look at your how-to video.
00:40:37Hey, queens, this is Aura.
00:40:40Are you okay?
00:40:42Are you alive?
00:40:43Because if you are, then keep watching this video so I can show you how to survive a zombie
00:40:49apocalypse in drag.
00:40:53Step one, choose the right outfit.
00:40:56Mobility is key, but so is drama.
00:41:00Oh, so look hot and be drop-dead gorgeous, because even when the world is ending, the look
00:41:08must not, honey.
00:41:11Rawr.
00:41:12Don't have any weapons?
00:41:14Then weaponize your favorite drag queen's favorite drag moves.
00:41:17Hit it!
00:41:18The Anitra.
00:41:19You want that fucking dog, bitch?
00:41:21Yes!
00:41:23Yes, bitch!
00:41:24The Sasha Colby.
00:41:25Whip it, girl!
00:41:27Whip it!
00:41:27The Aura Mayuri.
00:41:29Go get him, girl!
00:41:32The RuPaul.
00:41:39And finally, if you can't beat them, girl, then beat them!
00:41:45I guess this is how it can go viral one last time!
00:41:55Please like, share, and comment, and tap the follow bar to see my next video.
00:42:01How to...
00:42:06I'm not sure we're going to survive on the queen's dance moves.
00:42:12Most of us won't be able to do them, but it was smart to do the Anitra, the Sasha.
00:42:17I thought it was a fun idea.
00:42:18It wasn't an LOL a minute, but you were having fun doing it, and I think as the viewer, then
00:42:23we have fun watching it.
00:42:24And then this outfit, I just kept thinking, oh, so the apocalypse is over, and now you've
00:42:31come back as a dove of peace.
00:42:33I think, are you an owl?
00:42:35A barn owl.
00:42:36I feel there's a little disconnect with the bottom, you know, from the waist down.
00:42:39I'm thinking maybe that could be great to bring in some browns or something a little
00:42:43bit more barn owl-y, but everything else is stunning and exquisite.
00:42:47All that feather work in the headpiece and also the wings, really gorgeous.
00:42:53Up next, Crystal Method.
00:42:55Let's take a look at your video.
00:42:59Welcome to another episode of Cooking with Crystal.
00:43:03Today, we'll be learning how to make a banana split.
00:43:07Peel your banana.
00:43:11Place your naked nana in a bowl.
00:43:14I'm serving.
00:43:16Next, add two scoops of ice cream.
00:43:20I'm cold.
00:43:23Now drench her in hot fudge.
00:43:27Yeah, get Miss Nana nice and wet.
00:43:31Get your cream ready.
00:43:33And squirt generously.
00:43:39I love your cream.
00:43:42Ready for my favorite ingredient?
00:43:44What is it?
00:43:47Nuts.
00:43:49Get those nuts in my face.
00:43:54Try not to get any of the nut in my mouth.
00:43:57Yummy, yummy.
00:43:59Wait!
00:44:00Don't forget the cherry.
00:44:05I love babies.
00:44:09Now that's what I call a banana split.
00:44:12Mmm, thanks, Crystal.
00:44:14Join us next time where we'll be making pound cake.
00:44:25This reminded me of one thing that I love so much, which was Pee-wee's Playhouse.
00:44:31The exact same notes written down.
00:44:32I had Pee-wee here.
00:44:33Yeah.
00:44:34And I had simple.
00:44:35And really, Crystal, the simplicity made it so easy to watch the nuts.
00:44:41Just a picture of the nuts.
00:44:42Although, speaking of nuts, you're like, don't get the nuts in my mouth.
00:44:46Why not?
00:44:47I guess it's just a personal preference, you know?
00:44:50Yes, maybe I just speak for myself.
00:44:53Yeah, it was very subversive and funny and really stupid.
00:44:57It reminded me of a video I was a part of 35 years ago by Tom Rubnitz in New York
00:45:03called Pickle Surprise.
00:45:04I'm so glad you noticed because that was actually one of my main inspirations along with Pee-wee.
00:45:09Ah, I'm here for that.
00:45:11And this look, this is drag.
00:45:14It's sequin.
00:45:15It's rhinestones.
00:45:16It's ridiculous.
00:45:18It just is so smart, Crystal.
00:45:21Are you more of a breast or leg girl?
00:45:24It depends on the mood.
00:45:35Next, Selena S. Titties.
00:45:37Let's take a look at your video.
00:45:42Hola, I'm Selena.
00:45:44Today, it's little Chalupe.
00:45:48Little Latin doll in drag.
00:45:50Why are you crying?
00:45:52My man keeps cheating on me, fool.
00:45:54Well, that's amazing because I'm going to teach my friends here how to keep your man from cheating on you.
00:46:00All you need is some rope, a frying pan, or a chainsaw.
00:46:06A warm tortilla, and a pendejo in question.
00:46:11Mm-hmm.
00:46:13Step one.
00:46:14Now, intimacy is key.
00:46:16So take that rope and let's get things as spicy.
00:46:20Who's your papi now?
00:46:21Who?
00:46:22Hey!
00:46:23Step two.
00:46:24Don't let your man get loud with you.
00:46:26A frying pan to the air works wonders.
00:46:31But a chainsaw cuts straight to the point.
00:46:34Good job, little Chalupe.
00:46:36Step three.
00:46:38A man's appetite for some loving muffin is never satisfied.
00:46:41So it's crucial to grab his...
00:46:43Ooh, chorizo.
00:46:45Little Chalupe.
00:46:47Final step.
00:46:48Open up your warm tortilla.
00:46:51No.
00:46:52Wrap it around his chorizo and make him eat it.
00:46:58Here comes the fun part.
00:47:05Ooh!
00:47:06Pee you.
00:47:07No one wants to sleep with that.
00:47:09And that's how to keep your man from cheating.
00:47:12You can't cheat the doll.
00:47:13See you next Tuesday.
00:47:15Say bye, little Chalupe.
00:47:17Yeah!
00:47:18Ha ha ha ha!
00:47:20Ha ha ha ha!
00:47:22Well, I'm obsessed with Chalupe.
00:47:26I love that you get him in his voice like this.
00:47:29I just think the idea of a how to keep your man video is so cute.
00:47:34It was twisted and that's kind of what I think you love about drag.
00:47:39So I enjoyed what you did.
00:47:41You know, I grew up with sitcoms.
00:47:43So anytime you put a fart joke in there, I am programmed to laugh.
00:47:47I laughed several times.
00:47:49It was very funny.
00:47:50This look, yes, we have two raffia straw inspired looks, but I will echo what Michelle said.
00:47:57They are very different.
00:47:58And yours is giving us, you know, more of that needle in the haystack vibe.
00:48:02And I do love how that bodice is constructed through the braided raffia.
00:48:07Really, really beautiful.
00:48:08Thank you so much.
00:48:09Up next, Reverend Dr. Silky Nutmeg Ganache, let's take a look at your video.
00:48:16Have you ever dated a fuckboy?
00:48:23Woo!
00:48:24Well, I'm going to teach you how to decorate your boyfriend's birthday cake that's only dating you out of convenience.
00:48:32Girl, tell the truth and shame the devil.
00:48:35Who are you?
00:48:36I'm the real you.
00:48:37Your conscience before you fell in love with that brokey.
00:48:40Show us how you make that little cake with your dumb ass.
00:48:45You'll start with his favorite cake, red velvet.
00:48:49Isn't that the pool boy's favorite?
00:48:51Yes, he cleaned the gutters this morning.
00:48:53Girl, you don't even have gutters.
00:48:56I do.
00:48:58Aim, add action.
00:49:00We have two layers of cake in hopes that he'll show you a second layer of himself tonight.
00:49:06Because he cheating on you with a bitch with an EBT card.
00:49:09Frost the whole cake.
00:49:10Make sure that it is smooth, baby.
00:49:13Because he ain't going to want you if that cake lumpy like your pass on season 11.
00:49:19Now we're going to add that ganache drip.
00:49:23Make it drip, drip, drip like your pussy.
00:49:27Ooh!
00:49:29Now you have a beautiful birthday cake for your boyfriend.
00:49:32Cut yourself a piece of cake.
00:49:34He probably going to stand you up again.
00:49:41Don't crash out.
00:49:43Call the pool boy.
00:49:48And if you're like this dumb bitch and need a little help dating, purchase my book.
00:49:54My Man, My Man, My Man.
00:49:56Ten red flags to let you know that your man is really a fuckboy.
00:50:01The gutters going to be squeaky clean tonight.
00:50:04Period.
00:50:06Period.
00:50:09First of all, the video starts off so strong.
00:50:12Is your guy a fuckboy or not?
00:50:14So funny.
00:50:15I was laughing out loud.
00:50:16It started out crazy and spiraled into something even crazier.
00:50:22Lil' Silky was so funny.
00:50:25It all just worked for me.
00:50:28This look, I think, is really fun.
00:50:30I love the bustier creating a sexy udder.
00:50:33I love the cowbell earrings.
00:50:35But mostly, in both the video and in your presentation on the runway, you just have so much confidence and
00:50:42so much charisma that we can't take our eyes off of you.
00:50:45And now, vivacious.
00:50:47Let's take a look at your video.
00:50:51Straight from the heart of Jamaica to the pulsating clubs of New York City, I am vivacious.
00:50:57The queen who brought you memorable hashtags and ornacea.
00:51:02Buckle up, children, because mama's about to teach you how to make jerk chicken like a true Jamaican queen.
00:51:08Step one, gather your spices and cook in oil, or as I call it, loo.
00:51:16Step two, rub her in.
00:51:19Massage the spices into the chicken like you are given a happy ending at the bijou.
00:51:26Step two, step three, place your chicken into the fridge, death drop style.
00:51:32And let it marinate on what it could have been.
00:51:35Could have been a nugget, could have been a contender, could have been somebody.
00:51:41Step four, heat it and mix it up.
00:51:44Bake it, grill it, pan fry it, and give it a good Jamaican dance to bring out the flavor.
00:51:52The more you dance, the better the taste.
00:51:58Step five, finish her and serve.
00:52:01And if you want to feel bougie, add cilantro.
00:52:06This is vivacious, and this is how you make jerk chicken.
00:52:10And remember, a good jerk will make you twerk.
00:52:15Be on the lookout for my next dish, Lou Draws and Dutta Rice.
00:52:20And check out my podcast, now streaming nowhere.
00:52:26Five Vaces, you had zero emotion.
00:52:30No matter what you did.
00:52:31If you were cooking, even the dance, you'd be like...
00:52:35Maybe it wasn't intentional, but it was giving unbothered the entire time,
00:52:39which was funny to look at.
00:52:41And you created a character.
00:52:43Using the rubber chicken was very funny.
00:52:45The noises, the sound effects that kept going on and on and on.
00:52:50I do want to take a moment to say, your makeup is a lot better tonight.
00:52:54And this look tonight, is it a Brazilian tractor?
00:52:57She's something like that.
00:52:59She's very Club Kid John Deere-ish.
00:53:01And I'm not mad at it.
00:53:02It's kind of elementary school play, but you made it work.
00:53:07Well, thank you, All-Stars.
00:53:09I think we've heard enough.
00:53:11While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:53:16You may leave the stage.
00:53:20All right, now, just between us showgirls, what do you think?
00:53:24We're looking for the top two All-Stars of the week.
00:53:28Crystal Method was incredible.
00:53:29The whole thing was really charming.
00:53:32And I actually thought it's quite sophisticated and really confident.
00:53:37That tutorial on how to make a banana split was so childlike, yet fun and subversive.
00:53:43And the way the instructions were given, the narrative was very easy to follow.
00:53:49She puts a lot of thought into everything she does.
00:53:52Her runway look tonight, there were so many layers there.
00:53:55As a big giant cock, I mean, how do you not love that?
00:53:58Who doesn't love that?
00:54:00And we can all probably agree that little Silky was the star of this how-to video.
00:54:05I wasn't as crazy about that outfit, but I did like all the udders and the Gautier-esque version of
00:54:12that.
00:54:12Listen, Silky knows how to create a concept.
00:54:16The outfit was eye-catching.
00:54:17And I think she's a natural.
00:54:19I think where Crystal is really methodical, Silky just naturally has that overview of what her product is and how
00:54:28to sell it.
00:54:29It's instinctual for her.
00:54:30It's instinctual for her.
00:54:31I thought Selena is another one that had a really strong night tonight.
00:54:34She was very smart.
00:54:36She was very funny.
00:54:37I took notes on that.
00:54:39So many great ideas.
00:54:41When little Chalupe opened her tortilla, I just busted out laughing.
00:54:45I thought it was very, very funny.
00:54:47Raffia is having a big night tonight.
00:54:50I mean, I've never seen it look so chic and lovely.
00:54:53Silence.
00:54:54I've made my decision.
00:54:56Bring back my all-stars.
00:54:59Welcome back, queens.
00:55:02Based on your how-to videos and your Barn This Way runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
00:55:12Crystal.
00:55:14Selena.
00:55:17Silky.
00:55:18Each of you showed us how to do it like an all-star.
00:55:23But the top two queens of the week are...
00:55:30Crystal Method.
00:55:33And Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
00:55:36Congratulations.
00:55:37Woo!
00:55:38Woo!
00:55:38You've each earned two points.
00:55:44Ladykins, the rest of you can step to the back of the stage.
00:55:56Two all-stars stand before me.
00:55:59Ladies.
00:56:00This is your chance to impress me, win 10,000 doulas, and earn a coveted extra point in our Tournament
00:56:10of All-Stars.
00:56:13The time has come for you to lip-sick for your legacy.
00:56:23Another one, another one, another one.
00:56:26Ah, I want my point, and I want that $10,000.
00:56:29But I'm up against Silky, who is an assassin.
00:56:33So I'm going to have to step up my game and pull that focus.
00:56:37Top two sounds very correct, but I don't feel good just yet.
00:56:41There's one more point to be made, and you know it belongs to me.
00:56:45Good luck, and don't.
00:56:48Fuck it up.
00:56:52Time, time, time
00:56:57See what's become of me
00:57:05Time, time, time
00:57:12See what's become of me
00:57:15While I looked around
00:57:18All my possibilities
00:57:21I was so hard to please
00:57:24The ground
00:57:26Leaves the ground
00:57:28And the sky
00:57:29Is a hazy shade of winter
00:57:33In the salvation army plan
00:57:38Down by the riverside
00:57:40It's bound to be a better ride
00:57:42Than what you've got planned
00:57:43Carry your cup in your hand
00:57:47The ground
00:57:49Leaves the ground
00:57:50And the sky
00:57:52Is a hazy shade of winter
00:57:55The ground
00:57:57The grass is high
00:57:59It feels all right
00:58:00It's the springtime of my life
00:58:06Seasons change
00:58:07But this will be
00:58:09Leaving time in a tapestry
00:58:12Won't you stop and
00:58:14Reveal me
00:58:15Come on
00:58:19That's fantastic
00:58:22The ground
00:58:24Is a ground
00:58:26And the sky
00:58:27Is a hazy shade of winter
00:58:31In the ground
00:58:32Oh my
00:58:33Oh my
00:58:34Oh my
00:58:34There's a patch of snow
00:58:36On the ground
00:58:37Look around
00:58:38Leaves are brown
00:58:40There's a patch of snow
00:58:42On the ground
00:58:43Look around
00:58:45Leaves are brown
00:58:47There's a patch of snow
00:58:48On the ground
00:58:55Where'd she have those sticks
00:58:57Where were those
00:58:58Did she just block her
00:59:00Yes
00:59:00She blocked her
00:59:01Shady vids
00:59:02I would have done the same thing honestly
00:59:04Like baby
00:59:05Yes
00:59:05You want to be seen
00:59:06Go para allá
00:59:07All stars
00:59:08I've made my decision
00:59:16Silky nutmeg ganache
00:59:18Contragulations
00:59:19You're a winner baby
00:59:23Thank you mama bro
00:59:24You've won a cash tip
00:59:27Of $10,000
00:59:28Courtesy of Dr. Bronner
00:59:30Who is also
00:59:32Donating $100,000
00:59:34To the ACLU Foundation
00:59:36To protect
00:59:38LGBTQ plus rights
00:59:40And freedom of expression
00:59:42Plus an extra point
00:59:44Which gives you
00:59:45A total of four points
00:59:47Crystal Method
00:59:49You have a total
00:59:50Of five points
00:59:52Contragulations
00:59:55April
00:59:56Aura
00:59:57Selena
00:59:58And Vivacious
01:00:00Please step to the front
01:00:02Of the stage
01:00:09Wow
01:00:11All stars
01:00:12With great power
01:00:14Comes great responsibility
01:00:16The bottom four queens
01:00:18Will each receive one point
01:00:20But you must give it away
01:00:23To the all star you believe
01:00:25Is the MVQ
01:00:27The most valuable queen
01:00:29Of the week
01:00:30Choose wisely
01:00:32Because at the end
01:00:33Of this bracket
01:00:34Only the two queens
01:00:36With the most points
01:00:37Will move on
01:00:39To the semifinals
01:00:40And the other queens
01:00:41Will be eliminated
01:00:44Contragulations all stars
01:00:45And remember
01:00:46If you can't love yourself
01:00:48How in the hell
01:00:49You're gonna love somebody else
01:00:50Can I get an amen
01:00:51Up in here
01:00:52Amen
01:00:52Alright now let the music play
01:01:07Good luck
01:01:09Good luck
01:01:09Good luck
01:01:11Good luck
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