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00:16Praise the Lord.
00:19Praise the Lord.
00:22We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:26He loved his country.
00:30He's God, but most of all, his captain.
00:33Homelander, amen.
00:37But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel,
00:46that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:51Now, you know, that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:54It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:55Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
01:00They're spewing vomit.
01:01They're eating babies.
01:02They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
01:05Lord, have mercy.
01:10But we cast those demons out of this house.
01:13We fight hellfire with holy fire.
01:16We fight with the ballot box.
01:18We fight with the ammo box.
01:21Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
01:25You are not here to be blessed.
01:27You are not here to be blessed.
01:28You are here to do war.
01:29Amen.
01:30Amen.
01:32Amen.
01:34Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:36I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:39Then I need you to praise him.
01:41Praise him.
01:42Praise him.
01:43Praise him for victory.
01:44Praise him.
01:45Praise him for America.
01:46Praise him.
01:47Praise him for our superheroes.
01:49Praise him.
01:52Stand up.
01:53Stand up.
01:54In the name of Jesus.
01:56My sweet boy.
02:00Amen.
02:02Amen.
02:14Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
02:17A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl obagosis.
02:26Oh, and uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
02:31Or I'll do the fucking law of you.
02:50You're still working on the virus.
02:51Not working.
02:53Sorted.
02:54Thanks to this diamond geezer.
03:00Samir.
03:02I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
03:07Well, you lot remember, don't you?
03:10When that cunt homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
03:15Poor sods.
03:16Didn't stand a chance.
03:18Samir?
03:19Hi, I'm Huey.
03:20I was friends with Vicky.
03:21I...
03:25I'm so sorry for your loss.
03:26Are you an idiot?
03:27He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
03:28And kept me in prison.
03:29So did you.
03:30You shot me with the virus.
03:31Your leg re-grew.
03:32Alright, alright.
03:32Listen.
03:33The only thing that matters is we better see that shit so we can crack on with a godly
03:37work of revenge.
03:39And, good news.
03:40Samir's done it.
03:41As of last week, that naughty little bug of yours is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
03:46Or, so we reckon.
03:47We just need a little dry run.
03:49This thing kills just Homelander?
03:52Or every soup?
03:53Dunno.
03:54But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
03:56Jesus fucking christ.
03:57Will it affect humans?
03:59Well, you know, we gotta test it.
04:01We're close to Cleveland.
04:02You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
04:05I am glad you're back, mate.
04:06Rock Hard?
04:07A member of Teenage Geeks.
04:09Rock Hard is a living mountain.
04:11Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
04:13Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
04:18Oh, he's called fuck Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot calm it burst out of his
04:22mouth.
04:24Which makes Rock Hard a perfect lab rat.
04:27Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong as Homelander.
04:29And, no one gives a fuck about him.
04:32So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of kill juice.
04:36Lemon fucking squeezy.
04:40So, let's get cracking.
04:42We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
04:47With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act,
04:50local superheroes can now apprehend starlighters before they commit any more violence.
04:58Here you go.
05:00Where'd you get these from?
05:01Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
05:07So, how are we gonna do it?
05:08Do what?
05:09Get the virus away from Butcher.
05:10We kill him.
05:10No, we're not gonna kill him.
05:11We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
05:15I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
05:17Have we forgotten how fucks Butcher is?
05:19He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
05:21Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
05:25I said we take the virus and we run.
05:27We'll kill him.
05:27Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
05:32That's a good price in any war.
05:36Look, kid, it's a shit decision, alright?
05:38We're not denying that.
05:39But, you're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
05:41We don't have a motherfucking choice.
05:43Yes, there is a choice.
05:44And no, it's not yours to make.
05:45You're not the one who's going to die.
05:46Right?
05:49Why do you always give in to them?
05:53Kimiko, please, wait!
06:07Hey.
06:09So, it's been a tough year.
06:11No.
06:12No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
06:15Why do you bring it up?
06:17Just your whole vibe.
06:18Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.
06:19You're siding with Butcher.
06:20Your hair is different.
06:22Okay, not so much about the hair.
06:24It's just, uh...
06:29Annie.
06:31Whatever you had to do.
06:33I get it.
06:34It's okay.
06:36We can...
06:38We can figure this out.
06:40We can...
06:41Talk?
06:42Yeah.
06:45Or...
06:46Counterpoint.
06:48Not talk.
06:49I mean...
06:51Yeah.
06:52That's a...
06:53That's a pretty good milling point.
07:08You stood there.
07:09Girl, listen.
07:10Judoff!
07:11It's lessened you by Homelander.
07:12Shot here, here, here.
07:13It hurt every time.
07:14But the virus?
07:15That was the only time I wanted to die!
07:17The pain!
07:21And you're okay with it!
07:23No!
07:23No!
07:25On my life!
07:27I'm not!
07:28But this is happening!
07:30With or without us!
07:32So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence, so I can protect you!
07:40I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
07:59You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
08:06ua!
08:08I'd certify you, too.
08:11Sit-down, Croyab.
08:14Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreams.
08:27Close off now.
08:42God damn it, Acerine.
08:48I didn't need to come to this.
08:51I don't know, you left me no choice.
08:54I know my leadership style can be stern, but it's for your own good.
09:02I like to think of myself as the big brother that you never had.
09:13You remember that girlfriend you had?
09:17Ah, Pop Fang.
09:22Betrayed us both to William Butcher no less.
09:25It was a huge mess.
09:26Your fault, what did I do?
09:28What did I do?
09:30I gave you a chance to make things right.
09:33I reached out my hand.
09:37And you bit it.
09:39What did I ever do to deserve that?
09:42What, was I too nurturing?
09:44Too forgiving?
09:46Well, maybe, but damn it.
09:47You weren't like the others.
09:49Snakes.
09:51Backstabbers.
09:52I could count on you, man.
09:53I did count on you.
09:55I loved you.
09:58But here we are.
10:00Why does this keep happening to me?
10:07I guess the strongest men are the most alone.
10:12You wouldn't understand.
10:16Nobody does.
10:17What does that make?
10:18It does.
10:20I do not think of you.
10:21I do not.
10:21I do not think of you.
10:41I do not think of you.
10:44It's only one day right after that.
10:45No, I do not.
10:46I do not think of you.
10:46I do not think of me.
11:00firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows
11:05and we're doing a botality vamp glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit without it being
11:11sponsored you only get paid like 50 grand a post for this shit 50 grand dog wankers
11:22guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear
11:25friends see how much longer teenage kicks you that out on patrol any minute they go out
11:29they go in rockhart hasn't posted in a year he might not live here anymore every day countess
11:34crow countess of the crows brings down a protein shake to the basement i bet my bottom anal beads
11:39is down there everything okay all good
11:53oi look lively back there all right nothing fancy yeah nipping twatting bring it back here
12:02keep the engine running
12:11are you ready
12:38internet's down cams too um yeah we have a problem
12:44put on the man he will let himself go
12:52the fuck you ass slitters doing in here
13:00i got it
13:00asshole must weigh 30 000 pounds
13:03my dick weighs more rich
13:07well right now way we can move him
13:09move the three of us
13:11so what now
13:27you what the fuck no no no no it's okay it's okay i don't want to hurt you you're safe
13:33okay you've been in deep freeze again
13:35oh jesus christ for how long
13:38almost two years in a cia black site i just found out this morning
13:43you found out this morning
13:45yeah but that just happens to be in your room
13:51did you fuck me
13:52what is this some kind of incest thing no then what the fuck is this look i i want you
13:59to find william butcher
14:01find him yourself
14:02find him yourself
14:02well the people that work for me are limited and you are the best tracker there is i just i
14:07need you to find him
14:08and report back
14:09very simple
14:11you want me
14:13to work for you
14:14well why don't we say work with me
14:17and
14:17i can help you
14:18i can
14:19give you a proper comeback
14:21i don't need you for that
14:22well the whole world does think that you're a russian spy so
14:27okay all right listen to me
14:30i'm no ass felch and commie
14:32you got that
14:33i know i know and listen
14:35i am vaught now
14:37me
14:38so the public
14:40they're gonna believe that you are whatever i tell them you are
14:43i can resurrect you
14:44i can give you back what you lost
14:47i can even make you number two in the seven
14:49number two
14:52or how about i finish the job
14:55and blessed you to kingdom fuck
14:58hey you could try
15:01who knows you might even fry the v right out of my blood
15:05or you might not
15:08but
15:08i'm betting that you hate william butcher
15:11more than you
15:12than you hate
15:13me
15:14after all i'm not the one that betrayed you
15:17am i
15:18i tried to kill you
15:20the minute i turn my back
15:21how do i know you won't return the favor
15:33you find william butcher for me
15:37all is forgiven
15:46looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
15:49improve your sleep
15:50strengthen your immune system
15:53nourish your soul
15:54the ancient taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
15:58life force from leaving the body
16:00and invited prana
16:02solar energy in
16:04don't ignore your anal illness
16:06introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium by vod
16:09five bros
16:11four bros
16:12okay we need to abort
16:13your mom should
16:15have
16:16aborted
16:17you
16:18fuck it
16:19who tested here
16:21what test
16:22mr charcuttape the virus is contagious
16:24as samir says
16:25c'est fini
16:26the game is over
16:27no butcher's right
16:28brockhardt has seen us so
16:30we can't leave
16:31virus
16:32what virus
16:33look
16:34i don't break you lot out of the pain to flap about
16:36now all we gotta do
16:37is seal the ventilation
16:38every exit point
16:40tighter than a boy scout's arsehole
16:42a jamboree
16:43no no no
16:43it's not possible
16:47maybe
16:51yo
16:54is that motherfucker holding his breath
16:56his heart rate is 10 beats per minute
16:58he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
17:01like a blue whale
17:02he won't breathe
17:03how do we get the virus in him
17:05whoa
17:06he ain't our first whale is he
17:07you lot sort this
17:09i'll fetch the virus
17:10can we go you with me
17:17oh you two
17:18leave it out would ya
17:19fucking work in here
17:22hey
17:23coming with you
17:25what for
17:26i don't trust you
17:29yeah
17:31suit yourself
17:36we've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
17:41coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
17:44where's more
17:45he just disappears every afternoon
17:47won't say where he's going
17:48won't say shit
17:49he's on method
17:50a miser and technique
17:53is that a jew thing
17:54we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up
17:57but you can invoke the insurrection act if we need to deploy the military mr president
18:01good idea
18:02what qualifies someone as an active starlighter
18:05that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlighter anti-homelander content
18:08honestly the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us
18:11we've got what 52,000 data points on every user
18:15we truly live in an age of wonder
18:18but we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
18:21love it
18:22it's just that after we've paid for vaults military contracts
18:25all those corporate tax breaks
18:27and for the existing freedom camps
18:29treasury's running a little dry
18:31people get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
18:33but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
18:36the president is thinking how insane this is right now
18:39he'll back you
18:40you can do it
18:41speak up
18:41and a lot of these sympathizers are vault customers
18:44won't their arrest eat into your bottom line?
18:47no
18:48we'll just start selling ads on vault plus
18:50wow amazing Ashley you're a real Che Guevara
18:53well alrighty then let me ask the most important question
18:57do I got immunity?
19:08for fuck's sake
19:10soldier boy
19:11this is the president vice president of the united states of america
19:14they work for me
19:15everyone
19:16soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven
19:20once he is located
19:21william butcher and annie january
19:23wait wait sir
19:24no sir
19:25i can do this
19:26i can bring them in
19:26oh like you did with a train
19:28we're going in a new direction deep
19:30competence
19:32oh
19:32and steve
19:33soldier boy is going to need a full pardon
19:34well sir
19:35well sir he uh
19:36he was guilty of
19:37you know
19:38treason
19:41consider it done sir
19:42terrific
19:43and you know what
19:44i'm sure the man's dying for a drink
19:46uh steve can you make him a
19:49manhattan
19:50manhattan
19:51thanks steve
19:53of course
19:54can i get you a glass of milk sir
19:56no
19:58steven
20:00i'll also have a manhattan
20:03god damn
20:05that's what could soups teabag the president
20:08since me
20:24okay what's next
20:30what is it
20:38look out
20:40oh god
20:41putain
20:42oh yes sir
20:44it's mountain pornography
20:46what
20:47almost got you
20:49fuckers
20:50ha ha
20:51oh
20:52oh
20:54at least that explains how he's grown
20:58from bashing his bishop
21:01gross
21:10that's what i'm talking about
21:12oh god
21:17fucking unsanitary
21:47next step will be to apply
21:48my faith foundation
21:49from my
21:50vitality collab
21:52velvet ember
21:53it doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans
21:58you talked about this
21:59i don't have a choice
22:00you make me do this
22:03here we go
22:05today i'm gonna be going for a dark hero look
22:07so we're gonna be using black noir's noir black liquid eyeliner
22:10because it is the
22:13you dare enter my dark domain
22:15i am countess crow
22:17countess off the crows
22:19and i shall make you
22:20rude the day
22:20that you decide
22:21fuck it
22:29fuck
22:30fuck
22:30fuck
22:32c'est ça
22:32each layer of cum
22:35represents
22:35a slow passage of time
22:37it's like a metaphor for life
22:39no
22:40it's
22:40a metaphor
22:41for my
22:42balls
22:50a starlighter cell in st louis was raided so they're all gone just like the one in portland
22:57and sacramento and boise and i guess we can add a train to that list right
23:03you
23:04didn't kill them
23:06they chose to fight
23:07yeah because they thought that i was going to save them
23:10i told them that we were gonna make it out
23:14fucking easy for me to say i'm bulletproof
23:18if
23:19if you don't
23:19please
23:19you eat any of this
23:21no
23:21no because they'll say it wasn't my fault
23:23so
23:23i can't
23:27so this is why you do not care if the virus kills you
23:31i led them
23:32to a shallow grave
23:37so
23:37so
23:38i just get a fucking white micket fence
23:40and cherry pie
23:41no
23:42i can't live like that
23:43if i follow them it's the only thing that makes sense
23:53i am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
23:59and yes it's easier to wallow on your guilt
24:05what the fucking shit
24:07you get up every day and you keep going
24:11anything else is an insult to the dead
24:15great
24:16just let go
24:18get your childhood man hands off of me
24:20yes we didn't make it to patrol today
24:21oh shit
24:22starlight
24:23oh my god
24:24you guys are terrorists
24:28what do we do with her
24:30same as rock hard
24:33you don't have a choice
24:38all right
24:38come on
24:39no
24:40what
24:41let me go
24:46baby color
24:59pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood
25:02all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
25:06turbo rush
25:07the drink of heroes
25:08only 15 calories
25:10cut
25:11that was a good take
25:13no please this is a mistake i am not sorry
25:16shh
25:17only 15 calories
25:18yeah
25:19now with acai
25:21oh
25:21and makaroos
25:22that was a good time
25:23mom
25:23no cory go back inside please
25:26no
25:26you stay back
25:28cause if you ruin my shot
25:29it's on site
25:30bitch
25:31okay let's go again
25:32and fix your tits
25:33they're lopsided
25:35all this crime stopping makes me so
25:38thirsty
25:39turbo rush
25:40now with acai
25:41and makaroos
25:44that's fucking perfect
25:44okay great
25:45okay have fun at camp
25:46no
25:47no
25:52all over
25:53not a chance
25:54we have to help them
25:55help them and every soup
25:57within 500 miles
25:57will be up our ass
25:58within the hour
25:59we stayed a course
26:00mine's on a fucking job
26:01fuck the job
26:06can we go
26:07don't
26:28homelander
26:32homelander
26:39sage
26:40i was just
26:41um
26:42what can i do
26:43for you
26:45well that was quite a surprise
26:46today
26:47are you sure waking him
26:48was the right call
26:49yes
26:50did you tell soldier boy
26:51about the virus
26:52no
26:53i did not
26:54of course not
26:56what am i gonna say
26:57uh
26:58yeah
26:58hey
26:59i really want you to do this job for me
27:00but
27:01careful
27:02cause there's a soup killing virus
27:04out there
27:04and you may die screaming
27:06sure you would've jumped at that
27:08oh
27:08you have a lot to learn
27:09about managing big personalities
27:11young lady
27:14well besides
27:14if
27:15there is a virus out there
27:16the better you take the risk
27:18than us right
27:18ah
27:20that's tactical
27:21exactly
27:22cause for a moment
27:22i was afraid
27:23you'd only woken him
27:24because he was your dad
27:28so when he gets infected
27:29and he dies
27:30you don't know that's gonna happen
27:31when it does
27:32you won't go to pieces
27:33cause it was tactical
27:34right
27:36right
27:37and
27:55here
27:57thank you
27:58you
28:05make it
28:06yeah
28:06you
28:06and
28:07and
28:07you
28:07yeah
28:08Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
28:13Transporting it without the necessary precautions...
28:14Alright, alright. Let's talk in.
28:16We'll give in.
28:18I'll take it.
28:25So how fragile is this?
28:27Very.
28:29Very fragile.
28:30If it broke on the way?
28:31It could kill every superhero on Earth.
28:33There's also a non-zero percent chance you could wipe out every human on Earth.
28:40Wow.
28:43Best not drop it, eh?
28:47Thank you so much.
28:56Breathe the door.
29:07Did you get him to breathe yet?
29:09What?
29:10Did you get him to breathe yet?
29:12I'm too late! No! The Conan is infarious!
29:15Well, the rest of the kicks will be back soon.
29:17Merda lo! We're doing everything we can, huh?
29:28You know, you were wrong earlier.
29:30We're not terrorists.
29:32Oh, God.
29:32When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass,
29:36and Sheila is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
29:39Look.
29:39You being here was not part of the plan, alright?
29:42It's just a shitty situation.
29:44Yeah.
29:45The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
29:51We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
29:54All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
30:00Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
30:03I got a teenage daughter.
30:05That shit right there bounces right off me.
30:08Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows that one time?
30:11What's it called? A murder?
30:13Oh.
30:14Let me guess.
30:16Sheila and H. Crows?
30:18Damn.
30:19Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
30:22Their names are Russell and Cameron.
30:24Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
30:27They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
30:29It's ridiculous.
30:31Hull.
30:34Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
30:36Rozak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
30:39Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
30:41Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
30:44All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got,
30:46and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
30:48Why are you risking your life for them?
30:55Please.
30:56Please don't kill me.
30:58I just want to go home.
31:00I miss my mom and my dad.
31:04Please.
31:16Careful!
31:20Whistling
31:21Oi!
31:22Fucking smart, Huey!
31:23Could you like that if you're a little glad?
31:24Atrine's dead?
31:28No.
31:29I'm not glad he's dead.
31:31Atrine did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
31:33And he died a hero.
31:34A real hero.
31:36And there are a lot of other soups that don't deserve to die either.
31:39Listen, I know you've just died here in the Gulag.
31:42You've earned your seat at the table so...
31:45I'll give it to you straight.
31:46Hey, you gotta knock this wet cap and pussy shite on the head, mate.
31:50Ain't doing no one no favors.
31:52Especially your girl.
31:53I mean, that's why she's giving the cold shot.
31:55Don't talk to me about Annie.
31:56You don't know what's going on with her.
31:57Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
31:59And she knows that you,
32:00poncing about with this Jimny cricket,
32:03listening to your hard bollocks,
32:05is just gonna get her killed.
32:09Is there any part of you left that's still human?
32:14You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
32:17But I won't let you do it.
32:22Love it.
32:34I hate the vial!
32:38It's good.
32:42Wait, is that?
32:46Well, well, well.
32:48He's dead, right?
32:49He's supposed to be dead?
32:51Supposed to be.
32:53Mallory put him on ice for a bit.
32:57You're telling us this now?
33:01Somebody up there likes us, mate.
33:03In what fucking way?
33:04Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
33:06Who better than I'm like this old man?
33:10New plan.
33:13Oi!
33:15Ain't you supposed to be a giant-ass dildo?
33:17Aren't you supposed to be smart?
33:18Running a truck under the name Don T.
33:20Be a cunt?
33:21Same alias when we headed to Hero Gasm.
33:23Well, oldie better goodie.
33:28No, mate.
33:30Just you and me.
33:39I guess it's true.
33:41You're one of us now.
33:42Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
33:45Then fuck it, beat him.
33:46Being super is not gonna save you.
33:48That don't stop us helping each other.
33:50Homeland has doubled a cunt now,
33:51if that's even possible.
33:53He needs to win more than ever.
33:54You still fancy a seat on the 7th buncher?
33:56Fuck you!
33:57We had a deal.
33:58I held up my end of the bargain,
34:00and you sold me out.
34:01Put me back in a fucking box.
34:03And for what?
34:04Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
34:06A kid is your grandson.
34:08Well, was it worth it?
34:09You feeling good about that call right about now?
34:11Where is that fucking brat?
34:13Homeland is the one fucking you over, mate.
34:15Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
34:17strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
34:20Bullshit.
34:21God's honest.
34:22The things this virus can do...
34:26Fucking die, Bornecum.
34:28Why'd you think he sent you here?
34:30Instead of coming himself, hmm?
34:32You're a sacrificial cunt.
34:34Again.
34:35I guess we'll see.
34:37You don't get it, do you?
34:39Me?
34:41Homelander?
34:41Your old crew?
34:43Everyone fucks you over.
34:45Do you wanna know why?
34:48Cause you are a dumb fucking twat.
34:57What the fuck was that?
35:07Hey!
35:08You two fuckedards of local soups?
35:10Holy shit.
35:11Soldier boy.
35:12What?
35:13You're a dead socialist.
35:16Oh, fuck!
35:17This was being stupid.
35:18Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
35:20A Jap and a fairy took off east.
35:22Find them and kill them.
35:23Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses
35:25and tie them together like shoelaces.
35:28Move!
35:31Fuck.
35:33Fuck.
35:36Fucking figures.
35:42Hey, man.
35:43Get ready.
35:43We're coming in.
35:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
35:44Slow down, kid.
35:47Soldier boy.
35:49He's alive?
35:50Fuck that.
35:51Just how long do we have?
35:52Just...
35:53Huey.
35:53Huey.
35:56We gotta move.
35:58A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
35:59Oh, shit.
36:17Go!
36:28Go!
36:30Go!
36:32Go!
36:45Oh!
36:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
37:04That's good.
37:05Whoa.
37:06I've got to drop a dookie.
37:08Get it?
37:09What's you?
37:12You're good tootie.
37:13No!
37:15Give me!
37:32I got you.
37:35I know.
37:48Oh my god, are you okay?
37:49Is the virus?
37:50It's good.
37:54Oi!
37:55Prince!
37:56Oh, shit.
37:56Move!
37:58Go!
38:04You with me?
38:07Hey!
38:16Yui Kano.
38:17How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
38:20All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
38:23You're kind of obsessed.
38:26Is this the virus he was going on about?
38:28The so-called soup killer?
38:30Huh?
38:30Well, not today you semen swilly butt pirate.
38:33What?
38:39No virus, bitch.
38:41I will shoot.
38:42Hot.
38:43Come in.
38:44Your face.
38:46Not, not right now.
38:54What the f-
39:16No.
39:20Hey!
39:28Woo!
39:31You're too much.
39:32I'm too much.
39:34You're too much.
39:34Get out of bed, you were too much.
39:34Oh, shit.
39:34Oh, shit.
39:34No.
39:34Oh, shit.
39:38Oh, shit.
39:45Oh, shit.
39:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:20Oh, oh, oh.
40:21Well, like good?
40:23Very.
40:24Oh, fuck, I wish I'd have seen that.
40:26No, you don't.
40:29Come on, let's leg it.
40:32No, no, no, Monka.
40:33And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
41:07Yes.
41:10May I have a word?
41:12Wait out there.
41:15What are you doing?
41:16Wait.
41:16I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt.
41:17There is extra if you want to join in.
41:19No, thank you.
41:19Crunchwrap Supreme, cheesy gordita crunch.
41:21No.
41:21Cantina crispy chicken taco.
41:22I don't want any taco fucking bell.
41:24Okay.
41:24Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well thought out plan.
41:28Clearly the right call.
41:30He's not in the building.
41:30Thank fucking god.
41:32What the fuck?
41:33Why are we doing this?
41:35Doing what?
41:35If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
41:38Homelander sets the agenda.
41:40I just execute.
41:41That's bullshit.
41:42You're the smartest person on the planet.
41:44There is no way you don't have an angle here.
41:46My angle.
41:47My angle is that I could have Warren Buffet on the ground tongue lashing my clit till he needs a
41:52knee replacement.
41:53All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every words.
41:58Nicer than I expected.
42:00Ashley, she's smart.
42:02She's gotta listen to reason.
42:04Look, I've been there.
42:06Literally where you're sitting.
42:08But that chair isn't a pedestal.
42:10It's a chopping block.
42:11And I can help you.
42:13But you gotta talk to me.
42:19Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
42:21You know you can't.
42:22You can pull out the back of your skull.
42:30Wow.
42:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
42:32That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
42:34They're arresting innocent people.
42:36But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
42:39I need a minute.
42:46From back here I see a spine.
42:48Fucking use it.
42:49Do I get laser eyes?
42:50No.
42:50I get a psychic fucking tumor.
42:52This is junior year all over again.
42:54Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because
42:57he had Jamiroquai tickets?
42:58And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
43:00Going along won't get you what you want.
43:02Going along is why we're still alive.
43:04You should have left with a train when he asked you to.
43:06At least he had a shred of decency.
43:08That's why he's dead.
43:09First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
43:13I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
43:14You used to love his poetry.
43:16And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
43:18You used to want to do some good in the world.
43:20What happened?
43:21I tried.
43:22I tried.
43:23But there's nothing I can do.
43:25Half of Washington thinks Homelanders bad shit.
43:28The CIA.
43:28The Pentagon.
43:29They will follow you if you lead them.
43:32I'm not a leader.
43:32I'm vice president.
43:34You can still do some good, Ashley.
43:35We can still do some good.
43:37Just shut up.
43:38Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again.
43:40You want that?
43:41You're better than this.
43:43You were better than this.
43:44No.
43:47Now.
43:48So, we're clear.
43:49You're absolutely sure.
43:50Triple check the results.
43:51None of you are carriers.
43:52Humans are immune.
43:54Oh, my God.
44:07Goddamn.
44:08I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
44:11It was on you outside of that truck stop oil house on our 23.
44:16Sold your cunt down.
44:17Homelander to go.
44:18You fucking did it.
44:20About time.
44:25Okay.
44:32Let's run away.
44:36What?
44:37There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
44:41We just need to find one so remote.
44:43Nobody will ever find us.
44:47You were right.
44:49This virus.
44:50There is no contain in it.
44:52No stuff in it.
44:53I do not know how to protect you from it.
44:55except to take you as far away from here as possible.
45:14Mon amour.
45:15You did not see its carnage.
45:17It's too dangerous.
45:19It's dangerous for everyone.
45:20How innocent people are being wound up.
45:22No.
45:22Mon trip upon you.
45:24Don't ask me to watch you die.
45:27I think this is how we make amends.
45:30For the lives we've taken, I think we have to...
45:33Get up every day and keep going.
45:41Wait.
45:46Is this all?
46:02You're allowed to freak out, you know?
46:04This virus.
46:07It's fucking brutal.
46:08I don't know.
46:09For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
46:14I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
46:17Neither of us is fine.
46:20And we shouldn't be.
46:21And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
46:24Be perfect.
46:25But I'm not letting you die.
46:29I'm gonna keep fighting.
46:34And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
46:39But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
46:56Anna.
46:58I'm late.
46:59I'm late.
47:12All right, Sarah.
47:16Time for your meds.
47:26He's a good boy, huh?
47:29He's a good boy, huh?
47:41He's a good boy, huh?
47:46I'm sending soldier boy to test the waters.
47:48Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
47:50You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
47:53I told him to report back.
47:55I told him not to go in alone.
47:56Why would he do that?
47:58It's more like soldier doy.
48:00All right?
48:00Leave.
48:02Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir.
48:04Dude, this should've been you.
48:05All right.
48:06I'm sorry.
48:07Leave.
48:12I was swimming.
48:30No.
48:35No.
48:37Not you, too.
48:39Not you.
48:48Why does everyone keep leaving?
48:53I'm sorry.