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00:21Do you know what I'm on there?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25It beats me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:59It beats me when I'm stuck.
01:00I'm stuck.
01:07I'm stuck.
01:08You make me nervous.
01:14What is that?
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07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:06Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this, uh...
07:15I like this phrase here.
07:16You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19These...
07:20Are these lyrics?
07:21No.
07:22Uh...
07:23Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25They're my attempt.
07:27Um,
07:27I haven't written the lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay. Can you sing it for me?
07:31Oh, no, I'm not a singer. Sorry.
07:34Well, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what? That might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:45Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
07:49Yeah, yeah, sure.
07:53It's a love song, I think.
07:57Kind of wanted to use the cello here, like a guitar.
08:00Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:03Like a counterpoint to the vocals.
08:05Like they're having a conversation.
08:08Sorry, but the lyrics could be about, like,
08:13being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
08:16And the cello's like, hey, I see you.
08:19I'm into you, you know?
08:23Yeah.
08:25Yeah.
08:26Yeah, I, um, I get what you're circling.
08:29Really?
08:30Hmm.
08:32Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:35Mess around with it a bit?
08:36Yes, please, of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:47Your life is about to change.
08:48It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, you think my life's about to change?
08:52Hence, err, therefore.
08:54You're reading for life-changing?
08:55Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Sprager U theater legend,
09:00Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago,
09:04and he wants to sign me.
09:07Oh, wow, that's great.
09:08It is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:10It's, it's, it's, agency has offices all over the place,
09:14so this could mean film and TV work in L.A.,
09:16like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:20Everything.
09:21What happened to Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduate.
09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:33Vermont was your plan.
09:36Maybe I have different friends.
09:39It's just, what are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:49In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And can select.
09:57I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead,
10:00which I know you love.
10:01Okay.
10:02And what about fall and winter, spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd outgrow all this.
10:12Wow.
10:14I didn't mean it like that, Allie.
10:16And then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:22Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:40Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You can just leave it on the porch.
10:43Or actually, you know what?
10:45I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, fine. Thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my Bloobaroo.
10:57How do you know about that?
10:59I fixed it.
11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me.
11:05Yeah.
11:05I loved that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:09No, no.
11:10You gave my Bloobaroo six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually...
11:20I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things,
11:24doing handyman work, whatever I can get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for 25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah.
11:35I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for...
11:40Wait for it.
11:42Minimum wage.
11:43Damn!
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:45Come on.
11:45I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded.
11:47You know?
11:48Really good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:52I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:54Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door.
12:04On the left.
12:04I know.
12:06Right.
12:07All right.
12:08Bye.
12:22Garrett?
12:25Garrett!
12:28I'm not sure how cherry pies can do to those...
12:31Oh, my God!
12:32Oh, my God!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know I plan these sessions for you and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym, curling, or pressing, or whatever, or sexting, or...
12:49God, fuck!
12:50Actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:57Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends would actually
13:02have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am.
13:10I was studying.
13:11Studying what, exactly?
13:13Okay, no.
13:13Actually, don't.
13:14Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:20Please, stop.
13:21You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now.
13:24And you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on.
13:26Wait.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:32I do.
13:32I...
13:34I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:37Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective, objective.
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:46Okay, he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:58I know my pretentious philosophers.
13:59Hm.
14:01Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:07We can eat, study...
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:14Uh, that's okay.
14:16Just, uh, give me, give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:20Uh, Justin has some thoughts.
14:23About the song.
14:25All right, well, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything.
14:30Okay?
14:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on!
14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody, then I added
15:01another section before the call and response, like, um...
15:04What was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello pain.
15:10Sinking into your...
15:12Yellow, yellow eyes.
15:16Yellow, yellow.
15:18And then your cello pop?
15:22Yellow, yellow.
15:24Yellow, yellow.
15:32Something like that.
15:33You just came up with that?
15:35That's your melody.
15:36I just, um...
15:38Just gave it words.
15:39Do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I do.
15:43I really, really do.
15:45Yeah, I mean, I thought you would.
15:46I'm just...
15:46Yeah, I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Shit, sorry.
15:55Do you always record yourself?
15:58Well, you never know when inspiration might strike.
16:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind or trees rustling.
16:09Or there's drama clinking them alone.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:12Such a specific sound, yeah.
16:14And then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes.
16:16Usually, like, really deep in the mix, and I'm trying to change things up.
16:20Ben Folds does it too, and Sharon Van Etten.
16:22Like Billie Eilish and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:25Like...
16:26Yeah.
16:27Uh...
16:28Let me, um, send you this file and we can riff on it.
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic.
16:36All the way.
16:37All the way.
16:41I'm safe.
16:46Um...
16:46So, uh...
16:47Let me actually just...
16:49Uh...
16:49Shit, it's, um...
16:51It's 7.30.
16:51I've got to...
16:52I've got to...
16:54Go.
16:55Okay.
16:56Yeah, yeah.
16:57No problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
17:00Yeah.
17:01Cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:06Yeah.
17:11Fuck.
17:20Got a lot of friends that I can't escape.
17:22Sleeping in my head like a Motel 6.
17:24Hold it all together with a little duct tape.
17:26It bends.
17:28It breaks.
17:28Got a lot of dreams, but it doesn't die.
17:30Ping pong, tip drop, oh my my.
17:32The TV's on, but the noise is white.
17:34What am I doing now?
17:35Yeah.
17:36God, can I catch my breath?
17:38Not even for a second.
17:40Chasing Santa in the woods.
17:44And I, obsessed.
17:46I slow dreams with attention.
17:48Can you taste it on my lips?
17:51I'm so scared, babe.
17:55For a second.
17:56I don't feel safe.
17:59Come medicate me.
18:00I don't sleep at all, yeah.
18:02I've been counting sheep.
18:04I look perfect on the surface, but I made me underneath.
18:08I've got any good problems.
18:10I say things that I don't mean.
18:12Some people pay for therapy.
18:14I find it in the sheets.
18:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it.
18:30Uh, we could.
18:34Or...
18:35Or...
18:36Baby, don't make me spell it out for ya.
18:40All of the feelings that I've got for ya.
18:44Can't be sweet, but I can try for ya.
18:48Baby, don't make me spell it out for ya.
18:52You keep on asking me the same questions.
18:55Why?
18:56I think I'm guessing all my intentions.
19:00Should know by the way I use my compressions.
19:03You got the answers to my confessions.
19:07It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender.
19:12Any emotion, no sexual bender.
19:16Mess me up, yeah.
19:18No one does it better.
19:21There's nothing better.
19:23That's just the way you make me feel.
19:26That's just the way you make me feel.
19:30That's just the way you make me feel.
19:34I can't believe that you do anymore.
19:37Please, man.
19:38That's just the way you make me feel.
19:40That's just the way you make me feel.
19:44What do you want, Wellsey?
19:46Wellsey?
19:48Wellsey.
19:50So, sorry...
19:51Yes?
19:52What?
19:53What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:54I still don't get the two truths thing.
19:57I'm so screwed if I get them.
19:58No, you're not.
19:59You know everything on these cards.
20:01I promise.
20:04What if I forget or something, you know?
20:06I've been told her.
20:06It kind of intimidates the fuck out of me.
20:09Okay, well, pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood.
20:12Coming at you.
20:13Okay?
20:13What would you do?
20:15Skate away.
20:17Hockey's easy.
20:19Okay, well, if you forget, just look at me.
20:23Okay? Convince me.
20:27Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:30Huh?
20:53Kierkegaard!
20:55Shit.
20:56Shit.
20:56Okay.
20:57Mr. Graham, your topic is ghosting.
21:02Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
21:07Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral.
21:15Uh, because it is, like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody. Morally.
21:26I forgot this.
21:32Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal, but Kierkegaard would say not only is it harmful to
21:42the victim, it is an absolute abdication of selfhood.
21:45Uh.
21:49Uh.
21:49Uh.
21:50While an objective truth is supported by facts, Kierkegaard believed that, as individuals, we have a shared moral responsibility to
21:59be honest, based on our own subjective definition of truth.
22:04To suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically like discarding their humanity.
22:13Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage, despair over strength.
22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy.
22:22And as Kierkegaard himself said, once you label me, you fucking negate me.
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing.
22:33Uh.
22:35Uh.
22:40We did it, a fucking B.
22:41Plus, don't forget the plus.
22:43B plus.
22:44Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter.
22:46Thanks to you.
22:46Oh.
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:52Um, you can put me down now.
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench.
23:01Shit.
23:02I think Justin saw me.
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy.
23:12He's walking away now.
23:14What's going on?
23:16So embarrassing.
23:18I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist.
23:21You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:23Hey, don't make it worse.
23:23Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him
23:27or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff?
23:33And some solo stuff from high school.
23:37Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole.
23:38Hard.
23:39That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on.
23:42Yeah, I know.
23:45Oh, my God.
23:46He wants to know if I'm good.
23:49What should I say? Am I good?
23:50Nope.
23:51What are you doing?
23:52You're not going to respond.
23:53Say nothing.
23:54What?
23:55Hey, fangirl.
23:56Start thinking like a fuckboy.
23:58Ghost his ass.
23:59Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument
24:02about how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade.
24:06This is to get you the guy.
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do.
24:14All right, well, then you're stuck with me
24:16because we've only finished half of the deal.
24:18And, uh, oh, shit.
24:19Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:23You are intolerable.
24:24So, you are not going to text Justin.
24:28You are going to put your phone away
24:30and come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight.
24:32Tonight?
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No.
24:34Okay, so you're coming.
24:35To Malone's?
24:36Yes.
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this.
24:38Garrett.
24:38Hannah.
24:39Do you know what tonight is?
24:41Hell yeah, I do.
24:43We're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham
24:45and the rest of the team, and you, if you're free.
24:48Maybe.
24:51Oh.
24:53Oh, my slut top.
24:56Take it.
24:57From my boobs to yours.
24:58Okay, what do you mean, maybe?
25:00You might stay in.
25:01Stay in?
25:03Hallie, you didn't even stay in last year
25:05when you sprained your ankle.
25:06You bedazzled your boot.
25:08Yeah.
25:08I'm just feeling a little, eh.
25:11What's going on?
25:13I told Sean I got an agent,
25:15and he got all like,
25:16but what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh, yeah.
25:20No, I got an agent.
25:21Yay.
25:22Oh, my God.
25:23You let me go on about my shit
25:24when you have news like that?
25:25Hallie, this is everything.
25:27Every fucking thing.
25:29No, yeah, it, like, is everything.
25:31Right?
25:34You're the best.
25:35I love you.
25:36I love you, too.
25:39Hey, screw him.
25:41You're coming out with me,
25:43and we're celebrating you.
25:45I don't know.
25:46It's karaoke night.
25:48You really gonna rob the people of your talent?
25:52Take me for what I am,
25:56who I was meant to be,
26:00and if you give a damn,
26:05take me, baby,
26:07or leave me.
26:11She's really going at it.
26:12Yeah, the stage is her happy place.
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please,
26:18save us from Adele Dazeem up there.
26:20Hey, who's in your bed?
26:28Well, Z,
26:29what'd you sing?
26:30Nothing.
26:30Come on, it's karaoke.
26:32Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun.
26:34I'm sober, too.
26:35Game tomorrow.
26:36Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know.
26:38You guys will pull me up or something.
26:39I'm good.
26:40Thanks.
26:41All right.
26:55You know, you don't have to be sober
26:58if you don't want to be.
26:59Yeah, well, I don't...
27:00Drink it public?
27:01No, I know.
27:03But do you want to?
27:06Want to what?
27:07Drink.
27:09I told Ali I'd...
27:11I will look after Ali.
27:12She's a no-filter drunk.
27:13Gotta rein her in.
27:14I can handle it.
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life.
27:21I got you, Mosey.
27:24Do you trust me?
27:28Yeah.
27:28Yeah, I do.
27:34Okay.
27:34Uh, I will have a drink.
27:37A drink drink.
27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?
27:41I don't know.
27:43Well, that is a fun problem to solve.
28:03I think we found you a drink drink.
28:08Yummy!
28:09Yummy!
28:11He thought I would outgrow acting.
28:14Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two
28:17with half a line.
28:18Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls.
28:20I know he's the bad man.
28:23I'm like, I get it.
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it.
28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream.
28:30But I do love him, you know?
28:32And I know he loves me.
28:36And, like, we're supposed to be together.
28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times.
28:46It's, like, insane.
28:48I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
28:51That we keep getting back together.
28:55My mom always used to tell me,
28:56never give up on love.
28:59Well, that and love your body, which I do.
29:02My mom said the same thing.
29:05Oh, my God.
29:05Really?
29:08Wait.
29:09Hold on.
29:09The love thing or the body thing?
29:15Hang in there, girl.
29:26G-Lo?
29:29Maverick.
29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know.
29:34Yeah, no, I heard.
29:36Along with the rest of the ladies' room.
29:38Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though.
29:40Okay.
29:40This is supposed to be, like, a sacred space.
29:43Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom, anyway?
29:45Sorry.
29:46Not you.
29:47You're a sweetheart.
29:48And you're disgusting.
29:50Yeah.
29:55Well, I walk into the room
29:57Passing out hundred dollar bills
30:00And it kills and it thrills
30:02Like the horns on my Silverado grid
30:04And I fire the bar up around the crown
30:07And everybody's getting down
30:09And this town
30:10Ain't never gonna be the same
30:14Cause I saddle up my horse
30:16And I ride into the city
30:19I'm making a lot of noise
30:21Cause the girls
30:22No way.
30:24Riding up and down Broadway
30:26I'm my old star Leroy
30:28And the girls say
30:29Save a horse
30:31Ride a cowboy
30:33Good, you're here.
30:34I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights.
30:36I know that's a joke
30:37But I would kill Sandy.
30:42You know, I wasn't sold on them at first
30:43But I can see it now.
30:45Yeah.
30:45Sure.
30:54You fixed my car.
30:56You fixed my car.
30:58You have a car?
30:59No.
31:00Had a car.
31:02Great car.
31:03I'm buying you a very special thank you drink.
31:12Okay, you're gonna love it.
31:14Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight.
31:17I only had one.
31:19Or four.
31:21Is that what I'm going to?
31:22Nope.
31:25Okay, for my mechanic
31:27I call this
31:28The Blue Baroon.
31:29See?
31:30Wow, that looks like wiper fluid.
31:32That might actually be wiper fluid.
31:33It's mostly blue curacao
31:35with a secret ingredient
31:38or blue curacao.
31:39Oh, I'm so excited.
31:42I can't believe that.
31:43Hey, G.
31:44So.
31:44Brought you something.
31:45Mm.
31:46Thought you were looking a little parched.
31:50I know.
31:51Neville babies have feelings too.
31:52Sorry if I was an asshole.
31:53You're always an asshole.
31:55There.
31:55Here goes.
32:01Save a hole.
32:02Rock cowboy.
32:04This is pretty good.
32:05They just keep sending you those for free?
32:07Yeah, they still want them.
32:08They want my dad.
32:09Wait.
32:10You guys should just do it together.
32:12I mean, look at you.
32:13Best friends.
32:14All right, maybe we'll slow down
32:15on the pina coladas a little.
32:16No, I mean it.
32:17Screw your dad.
32:18Do it with Logan.
32:19You could be teammates
32:22spotting each other at the gym
32:25or besties
32:26wingmanning each other at the bar.
32:27No, besties.
32:28Besties.
32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No, I'm drunk.
32:32And you're brilliant.
32:33And I'm brilliant too.
32:34It's not a bad idea.
32:35Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity.
32:37Yeah, you do.
32:38I mean, seriously,
32:40nobody wants to see
32:41Oldie McGold's fuck has been, okay?
32:43What's better
32:44than two
32:46hot young hockey players?
32:49Three
32:49hot young hockey players?
32:51Yeah!
32:55Hannah Wells.
32:56You're up, bitch.
32:58Woo!
32:59All right, hold on.
32:59Wait, I thought you weren't singing.
33:00Well, that was before
33:01I found the perfect song.
33:13Oh, shit, girl.
33:15You know this one?
33:17Yeah.
33:19She's my cherry pie
33:21Cool, drink of water
33:23Such a sweet surprise
33:24Tastes so good
33:25Like a homemade pie
33:27Sweet cherry pie
33:29Sweet cherry pie
33:32Yeah!
33:33Yeah!
33:34Woo!
33:37Listen.
33:41Swinging on the front porch
33:42Swinging on the lawn
33:43Swinging when we want
33:44Cause there ain't nobody wrong
33:46Swinging to the left
33:47And swinging to the right
33:49Think about hockey
33:50I'm swinging
33:51I'm not yet
33:54Come on
33:57Swinging in the living room
33:58Swinging in the kitchen
33:59Most folks do
34:01Cause they're too busy bitching
34:02Swinging in the deck
34:04She won the beat
34:05So I mixed up the batter
34:06And she'll eat the beat
34:08I scream, you scream
34:09I'll scream, boy
34:10Don't even try
34:12Cause you can't ignore
34:17Such a sweet surprise
34:19To make it romance
34:24She's my cherry pie
34:27Put a smile on your face
34:28Ten miles wide
34:30Looks so good
34:31Bring a tear to your eyes
34:32Sweet cherry pie
34:34I like it
34:36I, I, I, I
34:41Swinging
34:43All night long
34:45Kind of sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on fifth line
34:54Seem to think so
34:55They get more likes
34:57Than anything else I post
34:58Swinging in the bathroom
35:00Swinging on the floor
35:01Swinging so hard
35:02Forgot to lock the door
35:04Ain't no idea that he's
35:05Six foot four
35:06Said Jane
35:07And I swing with my daughter
35:10She's my cherry pie
35:12She just needs a prize
35:16She make a romance
35:18Woooo
35:20She's my cherry pie
35:23Put a smile on your face
35:24Ten miles wide
35:25Looks so good
35:27Bring a tear to your eyes
35:28Sweet cherry pie
35:31Sweet cherry pie
35:53You did good, Mosey
35:56Thank you
36:24You did good, Mosey
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it
36:57We gotta go back
36:58It's closed
36:59What now?
37:03Next party
37:12Night night
37:19Wellesie
37:31Wellesie?
37:32Back on my mind
37:33Back on my mind
37:36I'm a little scared
37:37I'm a little wired
37:40I don't wanna put my foot down
37:42Right now
37:42Stop it all happening
37:43Back on my mind
37:45Back on my head
37:48You look really nice
37:49Wanna share a bed
37:52I don't wanna put my foot down
37:54Right now
37:54But it's happening
37:55Don't kiss me
37:57Time might end up on the ceiling
38:01Way too hard to ever come down to reality
38:05Back to my sanity
38:07Back to my sanity
38:08Guess it's too late for that now
38:11Hope is a scary thing
38:15Hope is a scary thing
38:19Flying on temporary wings
38:23Hope is a scary thing
38:30I found something to sleep in
38:32I can see that
38:44Well, uh
38:45But I'm a fuckbunny
38:47A-a puck funny
38:50No, no
38:53A fuckbunny
38:54That's it
38:55You're a drunk bunny
38:57Come here
38:58Come here
39:02Alright
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together
39:26I don't think it's a great idea
39:27I actually think it's my best idea
39:31We're home
39:44Go to sleep, Mosey
39:47Hey, you're not gonna remember any of this in the morning
40:09I'm gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're
40:10not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're
40:10not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're
40:10not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're
40:10not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're
40:11not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're
40:11not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're
40:11not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be
40:29Oh, my God.
40:36Can you?
41:08Coffee?
41:13Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
41:27Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:09I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:15Oh.
42:19Oh, no.
42:21I think I'm losing all my self-control.
42:24If you say I should go.
42:28But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:43Don't underestimate me, I can't change your life
42:49My friends say fakes in you, it's just a waste of time
42:56Call me too sentimental, kiss me at the bar
43:03Think I'm the happiest when I'm within your arms
43:09I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point
43:13Uh-oh, oh no, I think I'm losing all my self-control
43:19If you say I should go
43:22But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
43:26Give you reason to live
43:29Baby, I think it's for the win
43:33Cut all ties with the old
43:36And I'll give you something to miss
43:39When the good gets harder to hold
43:42Throw it all to the wind
43:45For the wind, for the wind, for the wind
43:50Don't underestimate me
43:52I'm losing my
43:56Oh, oh, oh no
43:59I think I'm losing all my self-control
44:02If you say I should go
44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
44:19You're losing all my self-control
44:20All my통
44:22Yeah, well, let's say I don't lose
44:29Um, oh
44:30So I don't Yeah, like folks
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