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Make That Season 1 Episode 6
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00:01This is a very special episode of Make That Movie.
00:05Last night, authorities were alerted to what has now been classified as a national emergency.
00:11A young couple, identified as Philip and Robin Noonan, were taking part in a commercial tour of the Krenly Grotto
00:17Caves.
00:19After becoming separated from their group, a flash flood has left the newlyweds trapped underground.
00:25A full-scale rescue operation is currently underway.
00:28Every second counts.
00:31I have been chosen to make an original movie for the couple to lift their spirits as they fight for
00:37their lives.
00:39Noonans, you are not alone.
00:47I know this wasn't in the diary, but this is a big one.
00:51It's all over the news. It's actually a very shocking situation.
00:55Please be respectful.
00:57So sorry about that. Sorry, my sisters. I was supposed to meet them at the airport.
01:03Huh?
01:03No, it's nothing. We were just going to hike the Camino de Santiago. This kind of pilgrimage thing. Stupid.
01:11Oh, you've been planning that for months. All nine sisters taking the Camino.
01:18Yeah.
01:19This fucking job.
01:21Oh, spare me. There's going to be other bottomless brunches, Pat.
01:25Yeah, whatever.
01:26Best get a move on.
01:28Can I use the toilet real quick?
01:30Sebastian, they said if it rains again, they'll definitely die.
01:33Of course. Come on.
01:35Yeah, dude.
01:56What the fuck?
01:57Shots! Shots! Guts! Shots! Shots! Shots!
01:59King Mestika!
02:10Time was of the essence as we descended upon the rescue site.
02:15The emergency response team could breathe a sigh of relief.
02:19The cavalry had arrived, and they were cave ready.
02:30First things first, I needed to strategize with the head of the operation, Dina, a lady
02:35who I believe is some sort of dirt scientist.
02:38Hard to say, really.
02:40Okay, so we've established a pilot sharp crew to deliver food, water and medicine.
02:44Now, the decision we need to land on is whether or not we expand the passage from above or
02:48we drill through the rock to the eastern side of the cave.
02:51Question, how loud is this drilling going to be?
02:55You're the movie guy who unplugged the generator.
02:58You should get along with more sockets.
03:00Yeah, can I ask who requested your department's involvement?
03:03It came from the top.
03:05Are you from New Zealand?
03:08Dina, we've got a picture.
03:10Okay.
03:12Where are we going?
03:15Our hydraulic winch can pull three tons.
03:17It's the best in the world.
03:19And who's looking after Apricot?
03:21Oh, is Apricot okay?
03:22Is he scared?
03:23Apricot, is that a pet?
03:26Hello?
03:28Apologies for that.
03:29We're daisy-chaining the transmitters.
03:31Can you hear us?
03:32It's coming.
03:33Nenans, how are you holding up?
03:35We're surviving.
03:37I love that.
03:38I'm Sam Campbell, head of entertainment on this one.
03:42I'm going to be making a movie for you guys.
03:44Keep you going down there.
03:46That is actually not something we...
03:47Oh, wow.
03:49Hello?
03:50The connection keeps dropping.
03:52Is that better?
03:53Hot chocolate.
03:54For you.
03:55Oh, you should have just gone back to Disneyland Paris.
03:58Look, this briefing is for essential contributors, so you and your team need to leave.
04:02Dina!
04:02Where are the toilets up in this cave?
04:06Hey, the people!
04:08I can't believe what's happening to you.
04:11Very shocking.
04:12I swear, I'm suing that tour guide.
04:14Look, it's very important that you tell me what the diameter...
04:18Say anywhere on the website, we weren't allowed to be barefoot in the cave.
04:21Barefoot?
04:24It's a human, right?
04:26Okay, I'm going to have to interject here.
04:27There's medical research.
04:29People who choose to wear shoes often have weaker, deformed feet.
04:33They resent us.
04:34It's getting harder and harder to coexist with the shoe community.
04:37I wish someone told me I'd be talking to some fellow barefooters.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:43No way.
04:44He was just wearing shoes.
04:45I don't think so.
04:47I've been a barefooter for 15 years.
04:49Never looked back.
04:50Wait, is the movie going to be about the course?
04:52No, nobody is making a movie, okay?
04:54We can send you down a movie that already exists.
04:58What are you into?
04:59Moana 2?
05:01We've already seen it.
05:03If my memory serves me correctly, I believe Moana is barefoot.
05:09I like the sound of this guy.
05:11He sounds playful.
05:12And so, will our movie be animated?
05:15What's the idea?
05:17The idea?
05:21What were we thinking?
05:23Oh, um...
05:24So, it's a movie.
05:26It's definitely about feet.
05:28It's a family of feet.
05:30And they are going on a journey.
05:32And then they, all of a sudden,
05:33there's this hand and a giant...
05:36End up, this giant hand, really mean hand.
05:39And then it comes up to them and then it says,
05:42you're going to wear shoes.
05:43And then they go, no!
05:44So then there's a big fight,
05:46but the shoes lose and the feet win.
05:53Thank you so much.
05:55Have you ever been to Costa Coffee?
05:59Yeah.
06:00You know how they got the big cup outside?
06:04Mm-hmm.
06:05I once got trapped inside of one of those.
06:10Dee, we've lost the feet.
06:12Oh!
06:13Shh!
06:14How have you been?
06:17While I set about installing Final Draft on Dina's special computers,
06:21Pat took a quick breather above ground.
06:25And who's this?
06:28I'll borrow your lighter.
06:32Do you want a cigarette?
06:34I don't touch it.
06:37I try and stare at an open flame at least once a day.
06:43I'm apricot.
06:44Hat.
06:46So what, are you a friend of the Noonans, or...?
06:48A bit more than that.
06:51I'm their third.
06:53We're in a polycule.
06:55Oldable phrase.
06:56Cheers.
06:57So, uh, do you think they'll get out of there or what?
07:00You know, I've got couples already sniffing around.
07:04Apricot!
07:05I heard you're back on the market.
07:07Why don't you show us a good time?
07:11Careful, there's broken glass.
07:19It wasn't just the Noonans' loved ones holding their breath.
07:22It seemed like the whole world was watching our mission unfold.
07:25The movie's already getting a ton of buzz.
07:27The Barefoot Brigade are really getting behind us.
07:30Look at all these messages.
07:31I mean, you did hold a press conference.
07:33Even Barefoot celebrities are reaching out.
07:36They want to help in any way they can.
07:38I thought our thing was working with regular people.
07:41Ooh.
07:43Minded you to have a quick word with Winnie.
07:48Did you hear they want a cartoon?
07:52Anything is possible in the world of animation.
07:57Yeah, it hurts my eyes.
07:58Winnie, um, just real quick.
08:00Sam needs you to stand down.
08:01Jesse, what are you on about?
08:03I'm really sorry.
08:05Just a second.
08:06It might not be my wheelhouse, but I can do some colouring in.
08:10The Barefoot Defence League have done some digging.
08:13And they found out you worked at Foot Locker.
08:15Winnie?
08:16Is that true?
08:17I did one trial shift during COVID.
08:21I was at a loose end.
08:23You can't do this.
08:25Please.
08:26Where will I go?
08:28It's my life, kiddo.
08:31You're all mad.
08:35I'll show you.
08:38How's that?
08:40This guy, Sebastian, has always rubbed me the wrong way.
08:43But his foot was perfect.
08:45Yeah, I'm having more fun with it.
08:46I installed him as chief concept artist
08:48and set about filling out our animation division.
08:52Now, I'm not asking anyone to jump ship.
08:55God, no.
08:56But when was the last time you just drew something for fun?
08:59Remember when you were a kid?
09:00Box of crayons, that's all we needed.
09:02Mum's so proud she whacks it on the fridge.
09:05I started making a graphic novel when I was at uni.
09:07Excuse me? That's amazing.
09:09If you've got a window,
09:10I'd love to see you have a crack at a storyboard.
09:12Why do they call it a storyboard?
09:14If it's a great story, I'm never bored.
09:18Sebastian, the people are in the cave.
09:21I'm going to need you to return to your allocated nook.
09:28Hey, you know how many of these rescues?
09:31We've probably done about four on the scale.
09:34I've made over 50 movies.
09:40It's my birthday in September.
09:44Dina's underlings were finally getting a taste of real leadership.
09:47I'd fostered a really creative atmosphere.
09:50And before long, we'd assembled Footopia's opening vignette.
09:53A long time ago, in a land unlike any you and I have ever seen,
09:59lived a family of travelling feet.
10:03They skipped and hopped and tiptoed in harmony,
10:08bound only by a sacred pact of pure, unrestricted freedom.
10:16Unbeknownst to these gentle creatures,
10:19a darkness stirred.
10:24Thirsty for power, determined to shackle all that is good.
10:29The hand comes to us all.
10:35It's a masterpiece.
10:37There's no other word for it.
10:39Thanks for coming at such short notice, Debbie McGee.
10:41Wild horses wouldn't have kept me away.
10:44Anything for the movement.
10:45So, will the feats have to leave the homeland or will they stay and fight?
10:50Well, first things first.
10:52I'm going to need some celebs to provide the voices.
10:55You want us to play at the feats?
10:57Oh, my God.
11:00The Noonans are going to be so grateful you've come on board.
11:03Pat!
11:04This is our sound recordist.
11:05She's going to set you up in a recording booth down in dazzling Soho.
11:09You what?
11:10Lay down some tracks.
11:12I've got to go all the way to fucking Soho.
11:15Lose the attitude.
11:16Is Jess driving?
11:17I need her to keep this Dina woman off my back.
11:23What, you're heading back to the city?
11:25Let me grab a lift.
11:26Yeah, sure.
11:27No worries.
11:28I love your work.
11:29I'm DJing at Prince.
11:31Early set.
11:33God, I was there just last week.
11:35What's this?
11:36Footprints.
11:36It's a nightclub that caters to the barefoot clientele.
11:42Very trendy.
11:43Come with.
11:45I'm doing the early set.
11:47Maybe I can get you some free drinks.
11:49That sounds so fun, but we're recording voices for the foot tribe
11:53when we're racing against the clock.
11:55You know what?
11:56Let's do it.
11:58Sure we've got time for one drink.
12:02I'm apricot, by the way.
12:07The next day, I awoke to find the rescue team had gone out of their way to rush ahead of
12:11our production.
12:12I knew.
12:13If the Noonans escaped before seeing my movie, they'd be crushed.
12:17They were counting on me.
12:19Hey, I'm a little uneasy about the hand.
12:21Hands are notoriously difficult to draw.
12:23Everybody knows that.
12:24You knew that going in.
12:25I haven't heard from Winnie.
12:27Should we be worried?
12:29Finally.
12:33Bus fell over.
12:35Really upsetting.
12:37Pat was clearly buckling under the pressure.
12:39And she wasn't the only one.
12:41It's just so intense.
12:43Listen, I want you to take a breather.
12:44I just can't seem to calibrate the drill bit.
12:46It just needs...
12:47It's fine.
12:47Don't worry.
12:48Okay, go for a walk.
12:49Take as long as you need.
12:50That's an order.
12:52Are you sure?
12:53You are so much more important to me with a clear head.
12:55Okay?
12:56We got this.
12:58Everything's going to be okay.
13:14Sound is a little crunchy.
13:16Where did you record this?
13:17I got a booth.
13:18We've got a booth!
13:32We have to find the secret cave.
13:35This is horrible!
13:41Have you been drinking?
13:43Oh, at a time like this.
13:46Alcohol, I presume.
13:48Pat, you've really let me down.
13:50It's not a big deal.
13:51Are you on something?
13:53You are!
13:53You're pinging!
13:54Your eyes are UFO!
13:56Shut up, man!
13:57This is unacceptable behaviour.
14:00You're dismissed.
14:00Effective immediately.
14:02Got the link out to the Noonans.
14:04I'm coming, Noonans!
14:06With no usable audio
14:07and an estimated 900,000 drawings left to complete,
14:11I needed to buy us some time.
14:13I wish someone told me feature-length animation can take weeks.
14:17How's the movie looking?
14:19We have good news.
14:20Debbie McGee is attached!
14:21We're going to get you out today.
14:23Today?
14:25We've neutralised the Eastern Tunnel,
14:26so there is still a risk of falling debris,
14:28so as soon as we reach you,
14:29we'll get you secured in PPE,
14:30then our team will take you back through the tunnel
14:32to our Phoenix capsules.
14:34Ideally, we would have sourced a model
14:35that can fit both of you at the same time,
14:37but that shouldn't...
14:37I don't want to split up!
14:38Yeah, this seems really dangerous.
14:41We can get a bigger Phoenix, we can do that.
14:43Is this going to work?
14:46What's the proper, um...
14:48How do we know if...
14:51What is the actual chance of full survival,
14:53is what he's trying to say?
14:54Under these circumstances...
14:56What percentage?
14:57There are a lot of factors.
14:59Please, give us a percentile!
15:0193%!
15:02Don't love those odds.
15:04No, we'd be much more comfortable with 100%.
15:07You lot will have to head back to the old drawing board.
15:09Few adjustments, calculations...
15:12We need you to guarantee 100%.
15:14That is impossible to do.
15:15We cannot legally tell you 100%.
15:18That's what we want to work with.
15:20Um, we don't mind it as long as we're out by Christmas.
15:23Christmas?
15:25We'll stay put, thanks, Dina.
15:26We can't miss Fit Topia.
15:32We are this close.
15:35You are jeopardising this entire mission!
15:38Who the fuck are you...
15:38Dina was becoming very passionate.
15:40She and I had a bit of a will-they-won't-they thing going on.
15:43Get out of my side!
15:44Now!
15:45Later.
15:46Later.
15:47The Noonans would need to stay put,
15:49while I shifted our production into hyperdrive.
15:52Speed up, mate.
15:53I'd like to raise a concern.
15:55No time.
15:56Sam, I have to address the unfair treatment.
15:58She was on drugs.
16:00Her eyes were as big as dinner plates.
16:02No, I'm not talking about-
16:03The old man was slowing us down!
16:05What?
16:05No.
16:06I don't feel comfortable with us portraying all hands as evil.
16:11What?
16:11I'd like to introduce the character.
16:16The baby hand princess.
16:19She falls in love with her little foot.
16:21They broker a peace treaty.
16:24Go.
16:25Go.
16:29It's Jess, right?
16:30Yeah.
16:32I respect that you're trying to help out here,
16:34but this isn't a game, okay?
16:36Have you seen the forecast?
16:37Totally.
16:38Of course.
16:38Yeah.
16:39I think they're just adding the finishing touches.
16:41Why don't I believe you?
16:43Well,
16:45they only have about a minute and a half done.
16:47Don't tell them I said that.
16:48Oh my God.
16:50I'm sorry.
16:51It's just-
16:51It's a process.
16:52I-
16:53Can I get you anything?
16:54Hot chocolate?
16:55How do you put up with that?
17:00Publicly, the Dalai Lama condemned the project.
17:04But privately, he told me he loved it.
17:10Any questions?
17:12Train tracks, what do you got?
17:13Um, hey, sorry.
17:17I'm nervous.
17:18You're my favorite film director ever.
17:21Um, I, uh, yeah.
17:24When you go to make a movie-
17:26Gonna stop you there.
17:27I have never made a movie.
17:30Never will.
17:30It is always a team effort.
17:33Always.
17:35Next question.
17:37Look,
17:37we're just trying to save these people's lives.
17:40Now, I know this is not an easy position to be in.
17:43But if there is any way,
17:44you can make him stop.
17:48It's just confusing.
17:50The hands have to be evil.
17:51Hands are somewhat evil.
17:53They point at you.
17:54The fist is a hand.
17:56They can be nice.
17:57They wave at you.
17:58They-
17:59They touch gently.
18:01They give vouchers.
18:02It's not up for discussion.
18:03You're messing with my idea.
18:05Your idea?
18:06Yeah.
18:07You didn't come up with it.
18:08You never do.
18:10I beg your pardon.
18:11You're a leech.
18:13You don't care about other people.
18:15You take their ideas,
18:16and then you boss everyone around.
18:18I've got plenty of ideas for movies, thank you.
18:21Like what?
18:25Fine, we'll do hand, princess.
18:27She intrigues me.
18:28Say one original movie idea.
18:32I will.
18:39I'm waiting.
18:40And I'm ready.
18:41It's all set at Christmas.
18:43Because it is a...
18:44But because it's a Christmas movie.
18:46Because that's near the end of the year.
18:47So everyone's getting together as a...
18:49And there's just this real word.
18:52It is the season.
18:53So listen, honestly.
18:56Because...
18:59You know what?
19:00You are a thorn in my side.
19:02You're sacked.
19:03I plan to choke you.
19:14Sam.
19:16I need you to sit down.
19:17Kindly escort this dickhead out of my nook.
19:20They're gone.
19:21They have died.
19:24Huh?
19:25The Noonans.
19:28There was a tremor in the cave and a rock fell on their heads.
19:33So they've died.
19:35It's really sad.
19:36We have to go now.
19:37Jess, what are you talking...
19:40I'm not...
19:42It's all my fault.
19:43No.
19:44No, no, not at all.
19:45Are you sure they're dead?
19:46They might just be a little bit squished.
19:48They're not squished.
19:49They're dead.
19:50We know for a fact that they've died completely.
19:54Yeah.
19:55We just...
19:56It couldn't reach them in time.
19:58It's all over, Red Rover.
20:01You have to go.
20:03It's illegal to say 100%.
20:07We can't give up.
20:09Don't just stand there.
20:10We have to help them.
20:15What happened to the world?
20:23What happened to the universe?
20:46Sam!
20:47Sam, are you okay?
20:48Are you okay?
20:52What?
20:55Like...
20:56Movies.
21:08He's awake!
21:12Apricor.
21:16minutes am i in the kingdom of heaven put a big crystal near your head i think it's helped with
21:24the healing i'll never lie to you again what you did was so brave it was it was on the
21:31news
21:32news website near the side bit did you get screenshots i missed it sorry i gave you a
21:39spook boss i fall apart when i'm on my own you've got a real monster cheers nasa said you should
21:48be
21:49here for a couple of weeks but it could be months no pet my sweet pet no don't worry we'll
21:57be here
21:58every single day we've been busy we may do something what's this what the hell is this
22:12hi virginia did you hear about this new tradition everybody's talking about
22:17oh no don't you start christmas sounds like a fad to me i wouldn't get too excited
22:27pay attention water women while i introduce to you the one and only santa
22:42i'm looking to find a human wife
22:47oh no
22:50the funny christmas
23:02you shouldn't have done this
23:04you shouldn't have done this
23:05you shouldn't have done this
23:24you
23:28you
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