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Parlor Room Season 2 Episode 6
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00:00Let's prove what good actors we are.
00:02Let's all just start laughing until we are laughing.
00:05Oh, no.
00:06That doesn't feel good.
00:14You'll never get there.
00:23Hi, I'm Becca Scott, and welcome to Parlor Room,
00:26where we play our favorite board games with your favorite people.
00:30Each episode, we invite a new guest to bring a game of their choosing
00:35and a round table of ruffians.
00:38To tell us about tonight's game, we have the one, the only, Patrick McDonald.
00:42My lords, my ladies, I have arrived.
00:45Can you tell me what game we're playing today?
00:47I would love to, Becca. We're playing the Resistance Avalon.
00:50I feel like you're already on a quest.
00:53I really am. I like this.
00:55This is kind of one of my natural preset voices that I like.
00:57Speaking of presets, we've all come up with way more Arthurian names.
01:02Yes.
01:02And you wanted to be King Francis.
01:04I wanted to be King Francis.
01:06That was one of my first AOL screen names.
01:08King Francis 09.
01:09Oh.
01:10Yeah.
01:10Because you were born in 2009.
01:12Because I was born in 2009.
01:13I was Warlock Jojo.
01:15Were you really?
01:15On AOL Instant Messenger, yeah.
01:17Warlock Jojo?
01:18When I was like 12, that was well.
01:20I was Red Dragon 128.
01:22Really?
01:22What?
01:23Becca, I was also a promiscuous child.
01:25Oh, thank you.
01:25I was Lolligirl 69.
01:27Lolligirl?
01:28Lolligirl?
01:29Lolligirl 69?
01:3069?
01:31I didn't know what that meant.
01:32Thank you for knowing so much about what a promiscuous.
01:34Namdi Ongwe was a woman.
01:36Okay.
01:36You were just Namdi Ongwe?
01:38Yeah.
01:38People were signing on.
01:39People were like, sassy little thing, and you were like, I'm Namdi Ongwe.
01:42I was Namdi Ongwe.
01:43I was Namdi Ongwe.
01:43Namdi Ongwe.
01:45Your away message was, I'm currently away from the universe.
01:49Okay, I want to know more about why you chose this game in a moment, but we need to introduce
01:53the rest of our guests.
01:54Can you help me, Patrick?
01:55I would love that.
01:55Okay, great.
01:56Let's do it together.
01:57She firmly believes that capes can save the world.
02:00It's Ellie Woods!
02:01Come on, capes.
02:02Today, I would like to be known as Major Dragon.
02:05Ooh.
02:06Love it.
02:07Yes.
02:08And I'm on a leash, but I might be let out soon.
02:11Okay.
02:11Ow, ow!
02:13Okay, lollygirl69.
02:15Okay.
02:15Literal fire emoji.
02:16Yeah.
02:17He's got magic in his pockets, and his beard has become more wizardly as the day progressed.
02:23It's Waleed Mansoor.
02:25You're a hairy wizard.
02:27Okay.
02:28I'm gonna switch around.
02:29It's here, and it's here, and?
02:31Show us.
02:31Oh!
02:32Whoa!
02:34Put those things away.
02:35I finally got my calves on Dropout.
02:37Yay!
02:38Finally!
02:39Finally!
02:40Okay, we can wrap it up.
02:41We got it.
02:41We got to shoot.
02:42They grabbed me by the throat and told me they called him the president of Dropout.
02:46It's Vic Michaelis.
02:47My name today is Poisson de Fish.
02:51Okay.
02:52Fish Fish.
02:52For short, you can call me Pussy Fish.
02:54Clip that.
02:56He spilled coffee on his tunic earlier, and we gotta bring him down a peg, because everybody
03:00else talks him up.
03:02It's Brennan Lee Mulligan!
03:03I don't think that many people talk me up.
03:06I think outside of the walls of Dropout.
03:08Too many people that don't know me are nice to me, so the people that know me have to bring
03:11you way down.
03:13He canceled his basketball game to be here.
03:14It's Nnamdi Oongwe.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:17I did.
03:18I did.
03:18That's amazing.
03:19I'm proud of me.
03:20I'm proud of us.
03:21I mean, that's what being a knight is.
03:22You gotta go on quests.
03:23You gotta cancel the things you love sometimes.
03:24Yeah.
03:24Yeah, exactly.
03:25Do you have a knight name you want?
03:26I do have a knight name.
03:28I am Gladys Knight.
03:32Good luck on your quest to get to the Midnight Train to Georgia.
03:37Can you tell me why you love this game so much?
03:39Yeah, I love this game.
03:41It's very cool.
03:42It's very fun.
03:43And you get to kind of play like you're knights.
03:46At least we are.
03:46And you also get to go on these quests.
03:48We have to make up our quests as we're going.
03:50That's the rule we're playing with.
03:52And I don't like lying to people.
03:54It scares me.
03:55It stresses me out.
03:56I'm not good at it.
03:58But I do like kind of finding fellowship.
04:00And what I realize is you can find fellowship even if you're evil in this game.
04:04Which is kind of nice.
04:06That is so sweet.
04:06Evils have friends too.
04:08Yeah.
04:08I don't like being in like mafia or when you're like the one murderer.
04:12I was in one that Vic actually ran and I unfriended everybody when I got voted out.
04:16That is true.
04:17When I got voted out.
04:17We played online survivor.
04:19And Patrick got voted out first.
04:21I did.
04:21Which was tough.
04:22Well because everyone had made alliances the night before.
04:24And I unfriended Jeremy Culhane.
04:26I unfriended Kimia Bapornia.
04:28I unfriended Lou Wilson.
04:29All on Instagram.
04:30I was like I'm never talking to you guys again.
04:32And then I had to re-friend everyone.
04:33I was like what the fuck are you doing?
04:35So I'm not good when I'm lied to.
04:36Hard times.
04:36This is just a game.
04:38Yes, thank you.
04:38Let's do this.
04:39The great part here is no one will get eliminated.
04:42And we're going to find out more about that with some rules.
04:48In Resistance Avalon, the loyal servants of King Arthur embark on noble quests.
04:54But the dark forces of evil lurk in the shadows, sowing deception and discord.
05:00In this social deduction game, players decide who to trust and send on missions, trust the
05:05wrong player and missions will fail.
05:07But build the right questing teams and succeed in your missions for victory.
05:12Each player gets a secret character card.
05:15The loyal servants of Arthur, Merlin and Percival are on the good side.
05:20And the minions, Morgana, Mordred and the assassin are on the side of evil.
05:26Some characters have special powers.
05:29Merlin starts the game knowing who all the forces of evil are, except Mordred, the big bad.
05:34All the baddies know who's on their side, but not who Merlin is.
05:39And good guy Percival knows that one of two people is his ally, Merlin.
05:44But the other player is the evil Morgana.
05:47Who's who?
05:49As rounds begin, each player will try to figure this out while keeping their own identity a secret.
05:54Each round, a leader selects a team to go on the quest.
05:58The whole group then votes on that team, either approving or disapproving.
06:03If a majority of the players disapprove, leadership passes to the next player and that round of voting has failed.
06:11But if the majority of players approve, that team then starts the quest.
06:16Each team member in the quest gets one success card and one fail card.
06:21Good players always play a success card, but evil players can choose to play a fail card.
06:28If all successes are revealed, the quest succeeds and good is one mission closer to victory.
06:33But if even one fail card is revealed, the mission was a failure.
06:38And that means there is a minion in the midst.
06:41Leadership then passes to a new player and a new team and quest are attempted.
06:47The loyal servants of Arthur must succeed on three missions to win the game.
06:51But even if they do, evil has one last chance.
06:55If they can identify and assassinate Merlin, the baddies win the game.
07:03There are character cards in front of us that we have not yet looked upon.
07:08I think now.
07:09Before we look at them, can we all have an evil laugh?
07:11Because I'm afraid it's going to come out.
07:12Oh!
07:13Yeah, good idea.
07:14So good.
07:22Okay, I think that's enough laughing.
07:24Let's check our cards and see who we will be today.
07:30As we ride into Camelot, there is much to be done.
07:34And we've got a sense of people on these quests.
07:37A leader has been appointed.
07:39Prince Francis.
07:42Formerly king, maybe to be king again.
07:44Maybe.
07:45Formerly the king, prince again.
07:47Humble.
07:48Okay, I'll work my way back up.
07:50I was king once, I'll be king again.
07:51Alright, we're ready for the prince to select two people to go on quest one.
07:56Now remember, this quest must be successful or else tis the doom of Camelot.
08:02Be brave, be brave.
08:03Wait, we get one shot at this?
08:05No, three failures and the evil team wins.
08:08Okay.
08:09Three successes and the good team wins.
08:12Prince Francis, you must assign these two shields to who you think is fit to go on the quest.
08:18And the rest of us will decide whether we want to approve or deny this questing team.
08:23Even though I want to go on a quest, I'm going to be really happy if it's any of you.
08:26Aww.
08:27How many votes do we get?
08:28Is there an amount of votes that we-
08:30If we get to the fifth vote, that's an automatic fail of the entire quest because we took too long
08:36deliberating.
08:37Love that that's built in.
08:37But that being said, it's not a bad thing to say no.
08:40No.
08:41Yeah.
08:41If we don't trust somebody.
08:42Be comfortable.
08:42Be comfortable.
08:45Okay, so I will be going on this quest.
08:47Okay.
08:48Okay.
08:49And because I literally don't know-
08:51There's no info.
08:52Go follow your heart.
08:53No info.
08:53I will put in a success.
08:55I want to go on a quest with a fish.
08:56You're kidding.
08:58I want to go on a journey with a fish.
08:59Okay.
09:00All right, now.
09:01Beautiful.
09:01What are we doing here?
09:03Oh, wet.
09:03Are you?
09:04Wet.
09:05We will take our purple bags.
09:07Okay.
09:07Okay.
09:08So we have no information.
09:09I have no information.
09:12Do we think it'll fail?
09:13No.
09:14I'm excited.
09:14Do we think even if they're evil, it will succeed the first time?
09:16I'm excited.
09:17I think they'd have to be psycho to fail this one.
09:19They'd have to be psycho to fail this one.
09:20Yeah.
09:20I'm excited.
09:21Oh, but how fun would it be if the two of them had to just shout out each other for
09:23the rest of the game?
09:24That would be great.
09:26I would honestly-
09:27Reveal in three, two, one.
09:30Okay.
09:30That is-
09:32Unanimous.
09:33Unanimous.
09:34Unanimous.
09:34Unanimous.
09:35Call me friend, Drescher, because it was the Unanimous.
09:37Unanimous.
09:38Okay.
09:38You each have one fail and one success card in your possession.
09:42You're going to take the one that you want to put into the mission and place it on the card.
09:47Then the other one will do a discard right here underneath this red token.
09:52Now, we're going to shuffle both piles before anything is revealed so no one knows who put in what.
10:00Put the card you would like on top of the quest card.
10:06Okay.
10:07And let's actually pass the other two back to Namdi.
10:11And Namdi, before you look at anything, shuffle everything together.
10:14Shuffle, shuffle.
10:15Shuffle, shuffle.
10:16Toilet, travel.
10:17I'm so nervous already.
10:18I know.
10:18I'm nervous too.
10:19Even though they're almost always.
10:21First round, they're pretty much going to be uprooted.
10:23This is our house rule.
10:25I mean, it has to be.
10:26You have to tell a story.
10:27Okay.
10:28And each part of the story will either succeed or fail.
10:32Please tell it with the utmost suspense.
10:34Patrick.
10:35Okay.
10:36This is the quest for the Golden Lady.
10:44A bronze lady sits at the top of a castle.
10:46So we go to the castle.
10:48We see the castle is crumbling as soon as we get there because they know that we're coming.
10:52Who's they?
10:53The people that don't want us to have the Golden Lady.
10:55So we go up the stairs.
10:56We run up the stairs and we see the lady.
10:57She has herself.
10:58Can I bring my IMAX camera with us?
11:00Yes, you're bringing your IMAX camera.
11:03We're going to option this to Christopher Nolan later.
11:05Okay, we get to the statue.
11:07Can we pick up the statue from the trellis?
11:10It's stuck in a trellis.
11:11Right.
11:12Is she bronze?
11:13We do!
11:14Oh!
11:15Yay!
11:15We pick up the lady from the trellis.
11:17We grab her.
11:18We carry her.
11:19The fish?
11:20The fish is a little slippery.
11:21And honestly, what's your name?
11:23Pussy fish?
11:24What is it?
11:25Yeah, it's pussy fish.
11:27It's pussy fish.
11:28Pussy fish.
11:29This is le poisson de fish.
11:32Okay, pussy fish is like grabbing this and it's slipping a little bit.
11:35And I realize that I'm like, oh, no.
11:37This is my chance to also show that I'm a good guy.
11:40Yeah.
11:41And if this succeeds, you know, we can.
11:43People are going to be like, wow, that was a great job.
11:46Succeeding and looking out for pussy fish.
11:48Maybe you can be king again.
11:49Maybe you can be king again.
11:50Maybe you can be king again.
11:50So I swoop in and I pick up pussy fish.
11:52Here we go.
11:54And I grab the golden lady and I grab two like a football.
11:58You'll figure that out in a few hundred years.
12:01And we run down the stairs and we kick the door and do we get out?
12:05Oh.
12:06What?
12:07Oh.
12:08Psycho.
12:09Acting.
12:09That's legitimately insane.
12:11Wait.
12:12Oh.
12:12Hold on a minute.
12:14Oh.
12:15Okay.
12:16No, wait.
12:17On a first round.
12:17That is legitimately insane.
12:19What?
12:19First round.
12:20How shameful.
12:21Wait.
12:22How embarrassing.
12:23Wait.
12:23No.
12:24I was telling a story like we were going to obviously succeed.
12:27So.
12:27Which of you did it?
12:28I have something.
12:29I have something to say.
12:31This is pertinent information.
12:32Yeah.
12:33This is crazy.
12:33I said before that happened.
12:36First round they're pretty much going to be approved.
12:38And I look at Vic and Vic says.
12:39I mean it has to be.
12:40Oh well of course it does.
12:42What?
12:43Oh.
12:43Vic.
12:43Of course it does.
12:44How is that pertinent information?
12:47The first round does always succeed.
12:50Wait.
12:50It's all social cues.
12:52And I just need to point out social cues.
12:53Which of them would be so bold?
12:54What is that?
12:55I look.
12:56If I knew that was going to happen I wouldn't have told such a clear story.
13:00That I was clearly going to succeed.
13:01I want to be king.
13:03I was like clearly being like this is an ace in the hole.
13:06Do we?
13:06So hold on.
13:07Hold on.
13:09Hold on.
13:09This is so crazy.
13:10I can't believe this.
13:12What happened here Brendan?
13:13So the reality where we're all Patrick, Waleed, Nnamdi, Ellie,
13:17Becca, and Vic.
13:18And then the Arthur.
13:19Perfect sense.
13:20This middle part of the sandwich with the middle ages we just invented.
13:24It's got your boy scrambled.
13:26It's a weird lettuce.
13:27Be careful.
13:28I'm like but you can't be king.
13:30Arthur is king in Camelot.
13:31It makes me want to kill him.
13:33I'm like Arthur is our king right?
13:35So what is the question exactly?
13:39My question was more of a no.
13:41Yeah great.
13:42Why don't bad guys want to fail?
13:44You're saying with a level of understanding that the first round always passes.
13:49Because basically these two are now set up to scream at one another for the rest of the game.
13:56Because it's for sure one of the two of them is bad.
13:58This makes no sense.
13:59Before we move on to the next quest.
14:00Why did you do this to me?
14:02That's what I want to hear.
14:04That's what I want to hear.
14:05I'm so confused at this.
14:06I'm building a Becca shaped wall between the two of us and I'm unfriending you on Instagram.
14:13Where should we?
14:15You're unfriending.
14:15Don't unfriend me.
14:16Don't unfriend me on Instagram.
14:18Don't unfriend me.
14:19Don't.
14:19Don't you dare unfriend me.
14:20That's not funny.
14:21Don't you dare unfriend me.
14:22How do I do?
14:23Unfollow.
14:23I was your king once.
14:25Follow me back.
14:26I was once your king.
14:28I voted silence.
14:30Maybe one of you will get to prove yourself.
14:32Now neither of us are ever fucking playing again.
14:35Have fun guys.
14:36I will posit a theory.
14:37They could both be evil.
14:38But next.
14:39They could both be evil.
14:40We will have the great leader.
14:42Namdi.
14:43Okay.
14:44If you're so mad.
14:45If you guys are both evil.
14:47I know.
14:47I'll be very impressed.
14:49I'll be very impressed.
14:50So mad.
14:51Namdi, you're going to be granted three shields.
14:53I'm not mad.
14:54I'm even.
14:54Three shields you may pass out as you choose.
14:57Okay.
14:57But we can't fail again.
14:59We can't fail again.
15:00We have one big blemish.
15:01We shall.
15:01I promise I'm good and I will put in a success.
15:03Okay.
15:04What do the shields represent?
15:06How many people are going on this next quest?
15:08This is going to be how many people are going to go on this next quest?
15:10Going on a treasure hunt.
15:11Yes.
15:12Shields mark the spot.
15:13Going on a treasure hunt.
15:15Shields mark the spot.
15:17Yay.
15:17Okay.
15:17Shields for this next quest.
15:19For this next quest.
15:20Thanks Brennan.
15:20Of three.
15:21Oh my god.
15:21I would like to go and I will put in a success.
15:24Princess Yellow.
15:24Princess Yellow wants to go.
15:26I'd love to go.
15:26I would love to go.
15:26I'm so easy.
15:28That's what you have to do.
15:28I'd love to not go on a quest.
15:30I'd love to redeem myself.
15:31I can't with these two right now.
15:32Come on.
15:33I legitimately think I do not want to go on a quest for a little bit.
15:36I think we need more information.
15:38We need some time at home.
15:38So for this, since I know I'm good, we are going to find out if other people are also good.
15:45So people going on this quest, Princess Yellow, DJ Dragon, and Harry.
15:55So all three of you.
15:56How humble.
15:57There he is.
15:57There he is.
15:58There he is.
15:59Absolutely.
15:59In all his glory.
16:01Do you know someone for sure is on your team if you're not taking yourself?
16:05You're my wizard.
16:06You're such a hazard.
16:08Thanks.
16:08Appreciate it.
16:09Oh, I don't know.
16:11I know.
16:11We're doing the vote first.
16:12I'm like, it's bold to not bring yourself.
16:14Yeah.
16:14It makes me think you trust someone.
16:17I trust.
16:17I respect the idea of trying to get information from other people.
16:20I trust.
16:20Nobody knows what he is.
16:21I have a quick question.
16:22Are we good?
16:23We're all putting in successes, right?
16:25So we need four out of seven to pass.
16:27So four out of seven to pass.
16:28That would be a majority.
16:28You know what?
16:30You got to put it in.
16:31As long as Vic's not in there, y'all.
16:32Yes or no?
16:33One, two, three.
16:36Okay.
16:37Could you tell us a story in three parts?
16:39Yes.
16:39Okay.
16:41I'm sending these three on a quest to retrieve the magical trumpet.
16:50Yes, Chisai, Princess Yellow.
16:53Yes, yes, yes, yes.
16:54You're going to the magical trumpet.
16:57So, first, to get to this trumpet that is hidden in a carriage that leaves at midnight.
17:05It's on its way to Georgia.
17:06The country or the state?
17:07The land of Georgia.
17:08Oh, nice.
17:09The midnight trumpet to Georgia.
17:11Yes, yes.
17:12So, first, they must cross the rickety old bridge.
17:17Oh.
17:18And this thing is falling apart.
17:19So you have to be careful on all three of you.
17:22You have to do that thing.
17:22You hold hands as you cross it.
17:25That thing.
17:25Yeah, that thing.
17:26And do they make it across the bridge?
17:30Oh.
17:30They sure do.
17:32Success.
17:32They sure do.
17:35Yeah.
17:35So, they get across the bridge, the three of them.
17:38Success.
17:38They're happy.
17:39They high-five.
17:40And they continue.
17:41The next thing they do before they get to the carriage is they must enter the carriage
17:48station.
17:49Of course.
17:50Of course.
17:51Of course.
17:52Of course.
17:52Of course.
17:52So, they check their pockets.
17:55And do they have the tickets to enter the carriage station?
17:58Do they have the tickets?
17:59Don't we buy them in the station?
18:01They're handed to you beforehand.
18:02You have to bring them.
18:03Oh, you have to have extra tickets.
18:04Preprinted.
18:05Preprinted.
18:05No QR codes.
18:06No QR codes.
18:07No cliches.
18:08No cliches.
18:09Do they work?
18:10Yeah.
18:12Wow.
18:13This is huge to the station.
18:15This is big.
18:15The carriage with the trumpet is right ahead of them.
18:18Okay.
18:18Right ahead of them.
18:20But the clock is ticking.
18:22When it hits midnight, that thing is taking off.
18:24So, they have to start hooping it.
18:25They have to start running.
18:26And do they get to the carriage before midnight?
18:29Come on.
18:29To open that thing and retrieve the trumpet?
18:32I believe in us.
18:33I believe in us.
18:34Yay!
18:35Yay!
18:36Yay!
18:37Yay!
18:38Yay!
18:38Yay!
18:38Yay!
18:38Yay!
18:38Yay!
18:49Aw, aye.
18:49Are we good?
18:51I'm good.
18:51Or was someone like, I'm going to be good for a while so I can get in all the missions?
18:56See, I feel like that would have been a good opportunity just to start off with two
18:59failures.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Right.
19:00I truly am trusting you guys.
19:02Yeah.
19:02You only need three to win, right?
19:04We're having one away.
19:05I legitimately feel pretty good about that.
19:07I trust you guys.
19:08Yeah.
19:08I do.
19:09There's so much suspense here because, see, if you were both evil, you'd have to have communicated
19:15Communicate it without words to say about it.
19:19That is great.
19:20If I was a bad person, you would want to fail,
19:24that one person to fail, and that one would have
19:25thrown everything off because you would suspect
19:27one, two, three people, and me as well.
19:30That's true.
19:31So that would have set up the next round to be a mess.
19:35Before we get to the next round,
19:38I'm feeling a little hungry.
19:40A little hungry.
19:41A little hungry.
19:42I think it's time to try.
19:44Try a bored derb.
19:50I brought for the court one of my favorite
19:54unlikely combinations, nerd clusters and brie cheese.
20:00Oh, gosh.
20:01That's divine, actually.
20:03It actually is one of the best things in the world.
20:06No way.
20:06I saw it on TikTok.
20:08I jammed.
20:08That's crazy.
20:10It is really tough.
20:10Take a look.
20:11Here, you can take that one for you.
20:12Mambi is the pickiest eater I've ever met, and there's no way he's going to eat this.
20:16Oh, gosh.
20:17But I'm going to give it to him.
20:18The profile smells.
20:20I would.
20:20What's crazy is our dietary restriction.
20:22Nerds gummy clusters are one of the most delicious things on the whole damn planet.
20:24So here's what needs to happen.
20:26They have to happen at the same time.
20:28You have to pair them together.
20:29You have to eat them at the same time.
20:31The whole stick?
20:31No, just the brie.
20:32Just as a combo.
20:34Nerds and brie at the same time, and I want to see you guys do it.
20:37You're not going to see me do it.
20:37You want to watch?
20:38I know you're not going to do it.
20:39Do it like a cartoon.
20:40I would, but I'm stuffed.
20:41I ate a bunch of those plastic rings that come on the Coca-Cola cans earlier.
20:47It's also helpful if the gummy cluster is inside the brie.
20:51Give it a shot.
20:52Oh, it does smell inside.
20:53This is just ruining it.
20:54It smells insane.
20:54Try it!
20:56I did.
20:57No, it's good.
20:58It's great.
20:58I mean, if you think of it, it's a baked brie.
21:00What do you think?
21:01Brennan looks like he's dying.
21:01Brennan is so upset.
21:03The brie is a blank slate, so you're getting the texture of the brie with the sweetness
21:10of the gummy cluster.
21:11I think what's making me so sad is that this rips.
21:14Yeah.
21:14Oh, it's an extra box, right?
21:16It is an extra box that this absolutely slaps and unfortunately.
21:19I'm looking at the faces and it doesn't read that way.
21:22Because it's brie, because everyone knows brie, it's a little bit of brie on a slice of apple.
21:28Yeah.
21:28By the way, apple used to be my favorite food.
21:31I developed an allergy.
21:33No!
21:33And I can't eat my favorite.
21:35That is the greatest tragedy I've ever heard in my life.
21:37Yeah.
21:37I used to like, it's the perfect snack.
21:39You grab it on your way out the door and when I was like 14 or 15, I developed an
21:42allergy
21:42to it and I lost the ability to eat it.
21:44And you know, it's all apples.
21:45It's all varieties.
21:47I test it every other year because I miss them so much and I hurt myself every time.
21:51Just yourself?
21:51Go to an allergist, friend.
21:53One time, my brother bought a bag of this varietal of apple called a McCoon apple that
21:58is a hybrid Macintosh and some other varietal.
22:01They're some of the tastiest apples on the planet and he got a bag of 12 of them and I
22:05ate one
22:06thinking maybe I'm not allergic anymore and it was so good that I ate another.
22:10And then I realized that I was starting to develop it and I said I better eat the rest
22:14quickly so that before the allergy.
22:16Because it's a speed issue.
22:17Wow.
22:17I was like, you already paid the price.
22:22If I'm here, let's get more apples down the hatch and then I ate 10 apples.
22:27I don't eat cheese.
22:29What if you smell it?
22:31No.
22:31Kiss it.
22:32Smell my finger.
22:33I'll kiss it but I won't smell it.
22:36Wait.
22:37Is that something you've experienced?
22:38Mm-hmm.
22:39Oh.
22:40That's a lot.
22:41It's a lot.
22:41In what capacity?
22:42In what capacity?
22:43In what capacity?
22:43It's so sugary and sweet.
22:46Sure.
22:46It's candy.
22:46There's so many colors.
22:47There's a lot of colors.
22:48You can taste the colors?
22:50That is synesthesia.
22:52Yeah, I know.
22:52That's actually very rare.
22:54Oh yeah.
22:54There's a lot.
22:55You should get Brendan's brother to bring over a bag of apples and then you can get it.
22:58What is your number one favorite food of all time?
23:00Food?
23:01Yeah.
23:02I can tell you things I like.
23:03I can tell you things I like.
23:04What's the biggest thing you like?
23:05Burgers.
23:06Size-wise.
23:06The biggest?
23:07Like size-wise?
23:08Like I'll eat a Flintstones size burger.
23:10A Flintstones rack of ribs.
23:16Round table.
23:17Thanks.
23:18We must come together.
23:19One mission has failed.
23:21One has succeeded.
23:23Patrick.
23:23And I'm about to just unfriend Vic.
23:25Patrick.
23:25What?
23:26No.
23:27I just need to do this.
23:28You're blocked so you shouldn't see my account.
23:29Well.
23:30You did not block me.
23:31Let's return our shields.
23:33Okay, yes.
23:33I have a new follow from Bradley.
23:35Okay.
23:36Are you going to follow him back?
23:36Do I also don't follow him?
23:40What are you showing?
23:41Wow.
23:42While he doesn't follow me, that's pretty fucked up.
23:45Interesting.
23:45Right?
23:45That's pretty fucked up.
23:47Right?
23:47Yeah.
23:48Get him.
23:48Get him.
23:49We are the knights of the round table.
23:51If you would turn your shields.
23:52Oh, yes.
23:53It's round.
23:53Sorry.
23:53We have to come together.
23:55We have to sneak in.
23:57Is there any reason not to just send out that same at party?
24:00I would say ship what works.
24:02Work what ships?
24:04Work what ships?
24:04I think there's a lot of explaining to do.
24:06Well, first of all, I'm in charge.
24:07Oh.
24:08And so what I'm going to do is give it to Patrick.
24:10Just kidding.
24:11Oh.
24:12Oh.
24:13Psych.
24:14Oh, I reject me.
24:15I hate you so much.
24:17Patrick, guess what?
24:20Guess what?
24:21My birthday's on Monday and I was treating this like my birthday party.
24:23Whoa.
24:23And I was going to reveal that when we all won and you ruined my chances.
24:27I love the idea of going, well, that was my birthday party.
24:32Well, I wasn't going to say this, but my birthday's on Tuesday and I was kind of treating this as
24:35my birthday party.
24:35You were not born a day later from me.
24:37Yes, I was, Patrick.
24:38We talk about this every single year.
24:40Really?
24:41I was born one day after Patrick.
24:43What date is that?
24:43We've talked about this several times.
24:44What do you mean?
24:45What's the date?
24:46The date of this?
24:46Say it like you know your birthday.
24:48My birthday is November.
24:51November 25th.
24:52That's correct?
24:53It's true because we have the same birthday.
24:55No, you don't.
24:56Yes, we do.
24:57And I know we have the same birthday.
24:58That's how we bonded.
24:58We have the same birthday.
24:59And I know we have the same birthday.
25:00What's your birthday?
25:00Yours is one day before me.
25:01Yours is one day before me.
25:02We're November 25th.
25:03So I'm definitely going on this mission.
25:06Oh.
25:06Yeah.
25:06Lock it in.
25:06I'm giving myself this.
25:08I'm going to give Brennan one here.
25:10Lock it in.
25:10Great.
25:11We'll see what he does.
25:12And then I'm going to give it to Walid.
25:13No offense.
25:14Why Brennan?
25:15Well, because Brennan's been sitting back and observing and he's trying to understand
25:18the game.
25:19And I think you do that from a good person's perspective.
25:23Oh, okay.
25:23An evil person attacks the game.
25:25Mmm.
25:25Mmm.
25:26And if I'm wrong, then I'm sorry.
25:29Or you're not sorry because you're a baddie.
25:32Ooh.
25:32Interesting that you would say that.
25:34Ooh.
25:35Interesting.
25:35Yeah, but you're good.
25:35Interesting that you would say that.
25:36We don't have to pass everything.
25:39Oh.
25:40So if we send out the same three people and we approve, we could send out the same three
25:45people again and even throw somebody suspicious on and we'd actually be okay.
25:50I had a really good quest.
25:52I had a really good quest.
25:52But I guess you'll never hear it.
25:53Let's see.
25:54I like what you're doing, Ellie.
25:55I wanted to hear your quest.
25:56So if this quest fails, Brennan, it's because you're evil.
25:59Gotcha.
25:59Understood.
26:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:00I love that.
26:01Okay.
26:01Wow.
26:02I really do love that.
26:03Three, two, one.
26:05Oh.
26:06Whoa.
26:08We're going on a quest.
26:13A quest, a quest.
26:14A quest.
26:15You guys, for too long we've had a rickety old table.
26:18We're going to go find a really nice round wooden table made from elm, okay?
26:25And maybe we're going to go to Western elm.
26:28Western elm.
26:29The land of Western elm.
26:31Yes.
26:31The land of Western elm.
26:33So first.
26:34Great tables.
26:34We get out and we go into our RAV4.
26:37No, we already established carriages.
26:39We have carriages.
26:40Well, there's the RAV4 brand carriage.
26:43Okay, actually we live next to the Western elm.
26:45Okay.
26:45We live in one of those mixed use commercial dragon houses that have like restaurants and shops but also apartments.
26:54Zoning laws are so terrible.
26:57It's so archaic.
26:57Next to Western elm.
26:59Yeah.
26:59Exactly.
26:59First of all, the elevator's been on the fritz.
27:02Are we even going to get out?
27:04We push the button and we get to the RAV4.
27:08The elevator came.
27:09There we go.
27:09The ground floor.
27:10Feel good.
27:12Feel good.
27:12All we have to do is find our way through this mixed use sort of outdoor mall.
27:19But it's a maze in there.
27:21We have to find a mall directory and, you know, or an information person.
27:26And is the information person going to be good at their job?
27:29So we ask them, do they know the way to the Western elm?
27:32Are they salary or employee?
27:33They do.
27:34Salary.
27:35They're salary.
27:36And they're happy.
27:37They're happy.
27:38They love their job.
27:38They love their job.
27:39We walk in to the Western elm.
27:41We're there already.
27:43We've already won in a way.
27:44We're hoping.
27:45Because we found it.
27:47Yeah.
27:47Well, it's just so nice in there.
27:48It is so nice.
27:49We're going to grab a couple throw pillows.
27:51Oh, nice!
27:52Will we get distracted and spend all our money before we get to the big purchase?
27:56Oh my god, there's a beautiful mug.
27:57Oh, it looks handmade.
27:59Oh no, and there's some candles.
28:01But there's the table.
28:02Do we have enough money left?
28:04Brennan.
28:08Oh no!
28:09It's Ellie.
28:10And I'll tell you that for a fact.
28:11You're either Morgana or Mordred.
28:13It's not Ellie.
28:14Well, Brennan, it's you because I saw you looking at your success or fail cards and you were deliberating.
28:19Why wouldn't Ellie listen to you?
28:22You didn't listen to me.
28:23No, I-
28:24You could have rejected too.
28:26Why would I reject when I know I'm a good guy?
28:29Ellie changed-
28:30Oh, I see what you're saying.
28:31Why would I reject if I know I'm a good guy?
28:33Fair.
28:33And Ellie is the person who's picking-
28:35You cannot.
28:35I know for a fact that Ellie is a good guy.
28:36Could you believe her to be good?
28:37Well, I didn't-
28:38No, no.
28:38Here's the thing.
28:39I didn't know.
28:40I knew that that team of three had a bad guy in it.
28:42There's no way that a bad guy wasn't playing it cool after the failure on the first move.
28:47I don't know this game, but I know these social deduction games like Blood on the Clock Tower.
28:50Yeah.
28:51And the fact that you called that out, I immediately went, Waleed is good.
28:56I was like, Waleed, that's a weird move on Ellie's part to pick me, and you were right to point
29:01that out.
29:02When you were looking at your two cards, after I had announced we were going on a quest, you went,
29:07should I do this one or should I do this one?
29:09And then you thought about it for a second.
29:11Well, to be fair, I stare at them because I'm so nervous they put the wrong one down.
29:14Yeah, but you're a bad guy.
29:15And if you were a good guy, you would automatically put the success down because you don't have an option.
29:21You don't get to deliberate between your cards.
29:23If you want to know why I was looking at the two cards, I think it's crazy that you all
29:27get both when only the good guys get to put the one down.
29:31Because I'm passing out and I don't know.
29:33And can I ask, have y'all all been silently communicating?
29:37Because I haven't been silently communicating with anybody.
29:39No one's talking to me.
29:39You've been loudly communicating.
29:43All right, let's find out.
29:45Okay, okay.
29:46Okay, passing leadership.
29:47Okay, so we got to.
29:48To a lead?
29:48Turn in your badges.
29:50We have to officially put one on there.
29:52Oh, yes we do.
29:53And I'm really sorry about that.
29:54Are you excited to do that because you're evil?
29:57No, I'm excited because we're continuing the game and we have to do things right because it's my birthday.
30:02Yeah, okay, good.
30:03That's a good reason.
30:04All right.
30:05All right.
30:05I'm going to collect my four shields to send out on my mission.
30:09Our birthday.
30:09All of our birthdays.
30:13I would like to say, I think I'm good.
30:17I'm going to pick everybody that rejected the last mission, so I'm going to pick myself.
30:21Namdi.
30:22Backpacked.
30:23And Becca.
30:23Yes.
30:24And although we do not have concrete evidence of who of the first two people were bad, Vic, I am
30:31so sorry. Your vibes are just off on me.
30:35That's fine.
30:36Okay.
30:36I'm just saying I am sure that Ellie is a good person.
30:40Okay.
30:41We can have one fail.
30:42We can have two.
30:43And that's my thought.
30:44My thought is since we have the opportunity to have a failure, I'm actually going to give this to Patrick.
30:49Okay, because it's his birthday.
30:51Because it's his birthday.
30:52It's really your birthday, right?
30:52This is his party and nobody knows it.
30:53It is my birthday.
30:54Okay, okay, okay.
30:55And so if this fails, these two are evil and we're both good.
30:58Yeah.
30:58I can't knock the hustle, but there's a lot of running laps on like, and we all understand that to
31:03be true.
31:03Yeah.
31:04That I can't get behind.
31:06Oh, you can't think fast enough?
31:08Oh.
31:09We haven't seen you yet.
31:09No, I can't think fast enough.
31:11I'm hearing too many and that makes me nervous.
31:12That's fair, but we can do one failure.
31:15Okay.
31:16So basically if there's one failure, you have to do your best job to convince me and Becca that it
31:20is Namedi that put it in.
31:21Is there, no, this is safe because this is the step that requires two failures, right?
31:28Two failures.
31:29So let's get into it.
31:30Let's get into it.
31:31Okay.
31:31Okay.
31:32Approve or reject.
31:33Three, two, one.
31:35Let's go.
31:37Why is that a rejection for you?
31:39That's interesting.
31:39Because I know that I'm good and I think statistically-
31:42I am telling you.
31:43These two might be bad and so I need-
31:47What's the configuration you'd prefer?
31:49Well, if Vic trusts in me, I trust in myself and I would take these two.
31:55But you need four.
31:56And what's Vic's-
31:56So you're saying you would take Vic?
31:57Vic.
31:58I would take Vic myself, yeah.
31:59And what was your-
32:00I think you guys are getting played so hard right now.
32:04I am telling you-
32:04Are we still listening to Vic?
32:08Okay.
32:08So we are on a mission.
32:10Yay!
32:12And since it is approaching Patrick's birthday, I thought it'd be fun if we all went to a karaoke room.
32:18Yay!
32:19A karaoke tavern?
32:21A karaoke tavern.
32:22A karaoke tavern.
32:22Yeah, rooms haven't been established for you.
32:24No, no, no.
32:25There's no room, just a tavern.
32:26All right.
32:27So, but it's really far away.
32:28So the first thing we gotta do is get our RAV4s, I mean carriages.
32:33And we're gonna go get one that's really, like, really nice.
32:37It's a stretch.
32:38A stretch carriage.
32:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:39We'll go stretch carriage.
32:40All right.
32:41And we have to flirt with carriage...
32:43Dot com.
32:44Driver.
32:45Driver?
32:46Dot com.
32:46Doot doot.
32:47Carriage driver dot com.
32:48Doot doot.
32:48Driver.
32:50All right.
32:50And let's see if we successfully flirt with the driver.
32:53Yeah.
32:53Yeah.
32:54What are the lines?
32:55What lines did we use?
32:57What lines did we use?
32:58Hey, you wanna give me free champagne?
33:00Oh, yeah.
33:01A little bit of that.
33:02But, like, hey.
33:03I'm also silently communicating.
33:07Love that.
33:08Nice to be involved.
33:09I love it.
33:10Hey!
33:12Don't silently communicate with people like that.
33:14All right.
33:15After we get the stretch carriage, we make our way to the karaoke room and it's booked.
33:19It's all booked out.
33:20It's all booked out.
33:21So we have to convince a group to leave.
33:23Tell them it's a birthday.
33:24Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:25You have to convince a group to leave.
33:26They're having fun, but we have to somehow.
33:28It's a big group?
33:28It's a big group.
33:29And they're having a lot of fun.
33:30There's only four of us.
33:32But we wanted the big group.
33:33Literally all of us.
33:34Okay.
33:34So we're gonna see if we can convince them to leave.
33:36Yeah.
33:38Get out of there.
33:39But they already filled up the whole karaoke room.
33:41They filled up.
33:41They already filled up the list.
33:42They filled up the...
33:43Oh, so we gotta sing their songs.
33:44We have to sing their songs.
33:46And hopefully, hopefully we know the songs.
33:48Let's see if we know the songs.
33:49Lee Griswold's proud to be an American.
33:53Do we know proud to be American?
33:54Yes!
33:55Yay!
33:57We did it!
33:59We did it!
34:00We did it!
34:00We did it!
34:01Oh, that's a success!
34:02Oh, yes!
34:02Oh, oh!
34:03Yeah!
34:04And now we're just singing, and if this is a failure, no big deal.
34:07Oh!
34:08I told you!
34:09I told you!
34:10I told you!
34:11Wow!
34:12I told you!
34:13Wow!
34:14I'm so sorry.
34:16Oh my god!
34:18That was so...
34:18I thought I ruined everything!
34:20Okay.
34:21In this round, Brennan will be selecting the team leader.
34:26This is tricky, because if we sent the same team, maybe we did have evils, and all that
34:32it would take for good to lose this is a single fail.
34:37But I have faith in our team.
34:39Can I ask, because in the silence, we were communicating silently once again, and Ellie, you gestured
34:48to Waleed, like Waleed is of the...
34:51Could be.
34:52Of two missions previous, maybe Waleed is bad and through the failure.
34:55Could be.
34:57If that happened, why would Waleed vote to reject?
35:00In your mind?
35:01Possibly because...
35:03Is that, like, that slick of, like, thinks it's going to go through and...
35:07The vanity of being the assassin and then finding who Merlin is, and then letting...
35:12But I also want to say that in that time, I have since realized that my vanity has been
35:18appealed to, and I actually have been trusting people at this table that I can't trust at all.
35:24Wow.
35:24Just because someone says I'm good, doesn't mean that they're good.
35:28Wait, what?
35:29Somebody said that I was good, and I said immediately, they said I'm good, so they're
35:33good too, but...
35:34You're talking about Vic, right?
35:35I'm talking about Vic.
35:36Oh.
35:37So...
35:37Are we still listening to Vic?
35:38I can't believe y'all having all these thoughts.
35:40I'm thinking about maybe I shouldn't have done that nerds' gumming class.
35:44Stomach feels weird.
35:45I like it.
35:47If I'm bad, then Ellie's bad.
35:49Oh.
35:49Whoa!
35:50One failure destroys.
35:51One failure destroys.
35:53One failure destroys.
35:54And wins for the bad people.
35:55And wins for the bad people.
35:56I think the way this shakes out is I think Vic is bad, I think Nnamdi's bad, I think Ellie
36:00is bad.
36:01Because Nnamdi felt so confident not sending himself knowing that Ellie was going on that mission.
36:05But you obviously shouldn't have put a failure in on that first mission.
36:09It wasn't me!
36:12And we're still listening to Vic.
36:14It was fully there.
36:15A bad guy can still be excited to send a bad guy on a mission even knowing their teammate might
36:22choose to succeed.
36:23Might choose to put a success in that.
36:25This is great.
36:26This is great.
36:26Right?
36:27Yeah.
36:27That was the stupid...
36:28If I would've put in a fail for the first mission, that would've been the stupidest thing on the planet.
36:32Hey, Vic!
36:33Don't talk about my friend like that.
36:35Don't talk about yourself like that.
36:37So you all went to my face?
36:38If you believe I have to call me an idiot to my face one by one, Becca, you start.
36:43I'll start.
36:43I'll start.
36:44Vic!
36:44Go ahead.
36:45Hey, I was asked.
36:47I'm still your friend on Instagram right now.
36:49Go, say it.
36:50And so that's really precious to me, that relationship we have where we follow each other.
36:53Say it.
36:54So I just want to know that I'm safe no matter what comes next.
36:57Of course.
36:58You're an idiot.
36:58Can I go?
36:59No!
37:00Oh.
37:01What?
37:02Wow.
37:02You can't be trusted.
37:03And just to be safe, I'm unfollowing everyone else.
37:05Wait, me too?
37:07I'm good.
37:07I'm literally good.
37:08Four people have to go and there are only four good guys at the table.
37:11There's no room for error.
37:12Okay.
37:12Okay.
37:13Here's the art.
37:15Here's the art.
37:16Let's see our choices.
37:17Watch me.
37:17Fuck, guys!
37:18One, two, three.
37:20The kingdom's at stake!
37:21We did just shut down the one adventure big story from Brian Lee Mulligan on this fucking
37:26episode.
37:27That's the fucking craziest thing in the world.
37:29I can't believe we just did that.
37:31Nobody wants to hear Brian tell a story.
37:33Hey, it's great.
37:34It's great.
37:35That's our first second vote of the game.
37:37Good.
37:37Dropout friends are dying.
37:38The first time we skipped someone telling the story.
37:42I'm out.
37:42I'm out.
37:43Vic selected.
37:44Oh, you gave it to me.
37:45Yes.
37:46Who did you pick?
37:47I picked me, Becca, Ellie, and you.
37:50Oh, I love that.
37:51I love that.
37:52I love that.
37:53You're an idiot.
37:54Let's vote.
37:55One.
37:57Three.
37:57We don't talk about it at all.
38:00We're about to lose.
38:01We're literally about to lose.
38:02I don't think it's gonna pass.
38:03There's no chance.
38:04There's no chance.
38:05There's no chance.
38:07There's no chance.
38:08There's no chance.
38:09There's no chance I'm gonna pass.
38:10Okay.
38:10Your sword, my leash.
38:12There's no chance I'm gonna pass.
38:13I actually think that's us.
38:14I'm telling you, you guys are gonna feel so insane at the end of this.
38:18And it's my fault because I'm playing a little crazy, but these are the good guys here.
38:22Which one?
38:23What?
38:24Fix the good guy?
38:26There's a weird...
38:27I do love you both.
38:28There's a weird...
38:28And so now you're putting real doubt in my mind.
38:30I'm telling you!
38:33I am giving one to elite women.
38:35Believe women.
38:36And we're just gonna each take two.
38:38Yeah, we'll each take two.
38:40I think that Patrick, to have failed the first and then not put in a fail for two fails required,
38:47seems absolutely crazy to me.
38:49And we haven't played that many games together, but I don't think you're that bad at games.
38:53No, but Patrick is a vanity player.
38:54I think you're good.
38:55I'm gonna send you on it.
38:56But Patrick is a vanity player.
38:57Also...
38:57He likes big, interesting moves.
39:00He's an interesting player.
39:01Like, he likes to play a weird play.
39:04Okay.
39:04So that's you defending Patrick as bad?
39:07You're saying Patrick?
39:07No, you'd say bring Vic.
39:08That's you defending Vic.
39:09Yeah.
39:09Which makes you look not great.
39:11I'm telling you, Vic is a skunk.
39:15Vic is a nasty skunk.
39:17You know what sucks about this?
39:18I'm following scum of the earth.
39:20You know what sucks about this?
39:21I'm such a fan of Patrick.
39:23Oh my god.
39:24Wow.
39:24You know what sucks about this?
39:25I walked into today.
39:26I got up this morning.
39:27I brushed my teeth.
39:28Wow.
39:28I looked in the mirror into my own eyes and I said, I get to hang out with my friend
39:31Patrick
39:32today.
39:33Vic is suffering.
39:33I'm following him immediately.
39:36Vic has been suffering.
39:38Vic has been suffering for so many years of being too liked.
39:41This is what happens.
39:42I'm sleeping with the fish.
39:43Favorite voice is the bold.
39:44Glub, glub.
39:45Glub, glub.
39:46I've already decided and it's already been voted on but I need Walid to trust me and
39:50believe me because I think that you and I socially feels right.
39:55I feel good.
39:56If you've been evil this whole time, damn.
39:58Damn.
39:58I wish I were evil because I'd be very, really impressive.
40:02You got the legs and the skills.
40:03But here's the thing that I want someone to say without saying, whoever is Percival knows
40:10two people are not on the same team.
40:13I think I'm going to go with Brennan.
40:15I think we know.
40:16I know who Percival is.
40:17That is the right choice.
40:19Please do not put Brennan in.
40:21Please put me.
40:21Either way, we're going to lose.
40:23Please give it to me.
40:24I have to deny any team that I'm not.
40:26Please give it to me.
40:27I have to deny any team that I'm not part of.
40:29I am going to vote no.
40:30It was the fact that if we think Ellie is evil, Nnamdi didn't bring himself.
40:36Before we vote, for a chance to maybe get you to put a reject in, I think this is just
40:42truly based on vibes.
40:43The way in which Vic at first was saying that Ellie was good and then saying Ellie was
40:49bad, and same with Brennan.
40:52The way in which these three have been talking about each other's goodness makes me so,
40:57so suspicious of the three of them just being a team.
41:00If you are a good person, you are going to feel so insane at the end of this.
41:03Do you like that stuff?
41:04I'm going to make you feel crazy.
41:05Like the way they're saying stuff like that.
41:08I'm going to make, I will.
41:08Bad guy three will shock you.
41:10They keep doing clickbait arguments.
41:12Are we still listening to Vic?
41:13You will not believe what happened at the end of this episode.
41:15I think this is going to get back to you.
41:16Let's do it.
41:17This is going to fail.
41:18Three, two, one.
41:19This is going to fail.
41:20This is the exact same vote as the last time.
41:22I know that you think I'm evil.
41:23We have shot down what I believe to be the winning team twice in a row.
41:26That's fair.
41:27And it is very suspicious that Vic said no to that.
41:30It is really weird.
41:31You know what?
41:33Doesn't it make sense?
41:34Exactly.
41:34You are joining the three bad guys and voting down the winning team.
41:38I'm letting you know that right now.
41:39Yeah.
41:40You are joining the three bad guys in voting down.
41:42Willi, I'm like 99% sure that that's the right team.
41:45Unless you have hard game information.
41:47You're trusting Brennan right now.
41:49When this is over, you have to party.
41:51Do you have hard game information?
41:53So we're on four now.
41:54Let's just do that team.
41:55I think we do that team.
41:56We lose if this team doesn't make it.
41:58So let's do the team that needs after that.
42:00I say we do this team and the only risk we have is if Namdi's bad and Ali's good.
42:05Why did you push the challenge?
42:07I messed up.
42:08I messed up.
42:08I thought Brennan was good.
42:10I thought Waleed was good.
42:11And I thought, and I thought Becca, and so I thought it was us four here.
42:15Bing, bang.
42:17Do you think it's Namdi?
42:18If you're good, if you're good, I'm going to be so embarrassed.
42:22The thing with Brennan.
42:23Embarrassed.
42:24Truly embarrassed.
42:25I've never been in one of these games with you.
42:26I feel like a townsperson in the music man when you're talking.
42:29I'm like, this is how they felt.
42:31I'll buy a fucking flute.
42:3276 trombones, right?
42:34You make me nervous, man.
42:37I'm going to do the same thing Becca did because it just feels...
42:39No, please.
42:40Please, Patrick.
42:40I don't know.
42:41Ellie, you did that weird thing.
42:43Yes.
42:44Okay.
42:44That's how I feel.
42:45I think this is what it is.
42:46At this point, is there any point not approving it because we lose either way?
42:50Yes.
42:51Yeah.
42:51Wait, hold on.
42:52Before Patrick locks it in, one of the two of you is good, right?
42:56I'm going to be an idiot.
42:56I'm good.
42:58Guys, I'm not going to fight.
43:00Okay.
43:00Okay.
43:01I'm good.
43:02100%.
43:02We're doing the same configuration.
43:04You're out.
43:05Wasn't it the same one?
43:06It's the same one as the fourth round.
43:08I'm out.
43:08You're out.
43:09Oh, okay.
43:10Okay.
43:11Reject.
43:12We're about to lose.
43:13Three, two, one.
43:15We might as well.
43:16We lose either way.
43:18We lose either way.
43:20We lose either way.
43:20It doesn't matter.
43:21And also, Patrick's probably not good.
43:23I'm worried Namdi's bad.
43:24Not Ellie because they voted for her.
43:26Ellie's not on the trip.
43:27Well, they were going to vote approve anyway because it was going to be a trip.
43:29Ellie, you've got to flip your card first at the end of this.
43:31I'm going to.
43:31Okay, so we have to do that.
43:32Oh, sorry.
43:33Okay, we're going on a quest.
43:34Now I have to think of a damn quest.
43:35Wait, do you want Brennan to tell me?
43:36Can I do celebrity shot?
43:37Can Brennan do a quest?
43:38Oh, yeah.
43:39Yeah, yeah.
43:39I'm out here, Brennan.
43:41To tell the tale is Brennan Lee Mulligan.
43:43The walls of Camelot.
43:46Behold the Saxon hordes.
43:48And at the vanguard, Mordred.
43:52Bastard son of King Arthur of Camelot.
43:56The one true king of England.
43:58Sallying forth to face the Saxon hordes.
44:01The knights of the round table draw steel.
44:05Princess Yellow.
44:06Say Princess Yellow.
44:07We're adding our bullshit into real authoritarian myth.
44:11No.
44:12Arthur looks to the right and says,
44:14Princess Yellow.
44:14Can she draw the sword from the stone?
44:18Yes.
44:19Yes.
44:20Drawing the sword from the stone,
44:22she holds it aloft and says,
44:24Hey.
44:29Anything else?
44:30Nope.
44:32Writhing forward on the tall tower
44:35of the tallest key.
44:36The wizard Merlin extends a hand.
44:39Harry the wizard.
44:40I'm Harry the wizard.
44:42Extends a hand to his buddy, Harry the wizard.
44:45And says, Harry, do you feel like casting a spell?
44:49Harry raises his hand, calling forth to the spirits of...
44:53The wizard!
44:56Stunning success!
44:59Yes!
45:00Yes!
45:00Okay.
45:01Across the battlefield, shadows stretch from the villainous Morgana, calling upon Fae powers.
45:09As you all know, Mordred is the bastard son of Arthur and his sister.
45:13That's true.
45:14That's true.
45:15I mean, true as far as legends.
45:16It's a myth.
45:16Arthur and his own sister?
45:18Yes.
45:18It's fucked up.
45:19It's nasty.
45:20Okay.
45:21Some nasty shit.
45:22And he's the evil one.
45:23This is why I don't leave the moat very often.
45:26Shadows spread from her hand, racing across the battlefield.
45:29But before they can lead, Sir Gawain, the Hawk of May, raises his shield and...
45:37Grubs it!
45:39Grubs it?
45:40Grubs it.
45:42Grubs it.
45:42Grubs it!
45:43Okay!
45:44Yeah!
45:44Okay!
45:44Yeah!
45:45However, the scabbard, falling from his side, promised him eternal vigor and life.
45:53Leaving only the sword Excalibur, Arthur and Mordred, come to blows upon the battlefield!
45:59Arthur raises Excalibur and cries!
46:02Aw, man!
46:04No!
46:06Fuck!
46:07It was you, Patrick.
46:09Why are you yelling profanity?
46:11It's you.
46:11It's you.
46:13Someone evil was on that last mission.
46:15That means our game has ended.
46:17And I think we start by revealing the minions.
46:21First, the assassin.
46:24Please flip your card.
46:26Assassin flipped the card?
46:27Assassin?
46:29Wow!
46:30Wow!
46:31Whoa!
46:33Whoa!
46:33Hi, I'm Vic Michaelis, AKA Poisson du Fish, AKA Pussy Fish, AKA Glub Glub, and I am a...
46:42SS.
46:44Wow!
46:44Vic was back?
46:45How did we know that?
46:46Vic was back?
46:48You're gonna need this in a moment.
46:50Okay.
46:51Let's find out what evil players were on your team, starting with Morgana?
46:56Uh-huh.
46:57I'm Brennan Lee Mulligan, and today I will be playing Sir Coffee Gus for brief instances before I start playing
47:05Morgana.
47:06Who's that lady?
47:08Who's that lady?
47:10Who's that lady?
47:10Who's that lady?
47:11The evil lady.
47:12One of these two must be the evil Mordred.
47:15Please flip your card.
47:16Do it.
47:18Do it.
47:34Do it.
47:36Who?
47:36I told you.
47:38That is a bow for Patrick and I.
47:42Your birthday's alive.
47:44Two days apart, my birthday's in July.
47:47I actually didn't...
47:48That's actually kind of fucked up that you didn't know that.
47:50No, I didn't know.
47:52I knew you thought it was at the 25th.
47:53Look at that.
47:54I'm sorry guys.
47:55All right.
47:56Assassin?
47:57Yeah.
47:57Who would you like to execute as the Merlin?
48:00Just in case it mattered.
48:01I'm so sorry.
48:03No.
48:04No, no, no, no, no.
48:04Please.
48:05I beg.
48:06I beg.
48:08Please.
48:10No!
48:11Oh my god.
48:11That fish has a sword?
48:13No!
48:14No!
48:15Pussae!
48:16A fish!
48:18Yes!
48:19The murder and fish!
48:21Wow.
48:22All right.
48:22Well, everyone else on the good team.
48:24I'm asking myself back to life.
48:25Were you the Merlin?
48:27I was not the Merlin.
48:28Oh.
48:30Good thing you...
48:30The literal wizard was the Merlin?
48:32Cliché.
48:32What?
48:34Good thing we won the Old Fashioned.
48:36I'm Harry the wizard.
48:37And I'm Merlin.
48:39You knew...
48:40That's why I never trusted Brandon.
48:41Because you knew I was...
48:43Yeah.
48:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:44All right.
48:44And that leaves Percival.
48:46That's gonna happen, yeah.
48:47Percival?
48:48Who's Percival?
48:51I'm Percival with a haircut.
48:53I'm Sir Gladys Knight.
48:55And I...
48:57Am Percival.
48:58Cut.
48:58I miss you.
48:59Do you need to trust just one of these two?
49:02Yeah.
49:02Oh, that's good.
49:04I've seen you with...
49:04You have about eight wigs though.
49:05That's good.
49:06That's why I've seen this character on Instagram.
49:09That leaves me an Ellie.
49:11Ellie, you were good.
49:13You were good.
49:14I'm TJ Major Dragon.
49:16And I was...
49:18A loyal servant of Arthur.
49:21I am Princess Yellow.
49:24And I am...
49:26A loyal servant of Arthur.
49:30I told you guys, Ellie was good and nobody believed me.
49:33You defending Ellie definitely made a movement.
49:35There are so many...
49:35What is your...
49:36What's the name of your card?
49:38Loyal servant of Arthur.
49:39There are so many named knights, it would not be hard to just let you be a guy.
49:45Galahad.
49:45Galahad.
49:46What?
49:46That's a lot.
49:47Galahad.
49:48I don't remember any of those.
49:48I don't remember any of those.
49:49I wouldn't believe.
49:51Yeah, the Galwan estate since about 10-hundred.
49:54I have to ask, why would you put Vic in the first round at risk of both of you putting
50:00a bad one in?
50:01Because if we both put success, then no one would think we were bad guys.
50:05And whereas I went, if I put in a bad one, I can kind of throw the game, throw my
50:09weight behind Ellie.
50:10And then all of a sudden, it's sort of like, oh no, what's happening?
50:13It would have been so bad though if Patrick also put that one.
50:15I did have that thought.
50:16I was like, what if both of us have the same thought here?
50:18But I had so much belief that Patrick was not going to play.
50:20That was the perfect thing to happen.
50:22I realized a little too late you were appealing to my vanity.
50:25It threw it all off.
50:26Well, you saw it first just like every classic story should end.
50:29Evil prevailed, but it was fun along the way.
50:32And everybody got a cool nickname.
50:35We'll see you next time on Parlor Room where strategy meets shenanigans.
50:38And will Leeds Cavs always look great?
50:41Buh-bye!
50:43I was actually immediately nervous to be evil.
50:46I'd like to speak for Becca and say that it felt bad to be good.
50:51So for me, I love it.
50:52I love playing the game.
50:54We played really hard out there.
50:55And I think for me, you know, I like getting a little sweaty.
50:59I like getting my hand in there.
51:02It was a delight and a pleasure to be evil.
51:04I loved getting my hand in there.
51:06Am I the only one that likes being good?
51:08No, I like being good.
51:09You're a good person.
51:09I like being good.
51:10I feel horrible.
51:11I don't want to lie to nobody.
51:12Is the point that you are someone with a human head and a fish head?
51:16Oh, sure.
51:17No.
51:17So this is kind of like a puppet master, right?
51:20Cool.
51:21This is the character.
51:22This is sort of like, you know how when you watch a puppet show and you're sort of like,
51:25oh, at first you notice the head and then you sort of just start to notice the puppet?
51:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:29That's exactly what's happening here.
51:31The more you watch, the more you're like, oh, I'm just watching a fish.
51:34You're like Timon in the Broadway line.
51:35That's it.
51:36Exactly.
51:36It's hard to, you know.
51:38To distrust a fish.
51:38To distrust a fish.
51:39If a fish is saying something, I'm going to be like, yes, tell me more fish.
51:41I'm doing my rose and thorn.
51:43I would say that my thorn was, there were periods of the game where my hand wasn't in there
51:47and I wanted it to be, and then rose would be, God, every time I got my hand.
51:53I'm never going first again.
51:55I can't believe I was genuine.
51:56I mean, y'all are putting your hands in shit.
51:58That's fine.
51:59That's fine.
51:59That's fine.
51:59That's fine.
52:00That's fine.
52:00That's fine.
52:00That's fine.
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