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Parlor Room Season 2 Episode 3
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00:01What's your favorite thing about a pig?
00:03They're just as smart as toddlers.
00:05Oh, God!
00:06Is that true?
00:07They're smart!
00:07I think they're smarter.
00:08They're smart in a different way.
00:09What way are they differently smart?
00:11Well, in the way that it's like, you know,
00:12it's just hard to compare, like, a human to a pig.
00:15Because it's that idea where, like,
00:16if you put your brain in the brain of, like, a fly,
00:19they just, like, wouldn't be able to comprehend it.
00:21But I don't think flies are as smart as pigs.
00:23Right.
00:24But I'm just saying, like,
00:24flies can also see different, like, light waves, right?
00:27But people use pig organs for their organs.
00:31Yeah, like, you could get a donor pig organ.
00:33You could get a donor pig organ.
00:34So we're going,
00:35if an animal can have an organ in your body,
00:37then it's all on the same scale.
00:39I like their curly tails.
00:46What'd you say?
00:47I like their curly tails.
00:49Hi, I'm Becca Scott,
00:51and welcome to Parlor Room,
00:52where we play our favorite board games
00:53with your favorite people.
00:55Each episode, we invite a new guest
00:57to bring a game of their choosing,
00:58and a group of goobers
01:00to tell us about tonight's game.
01:01We have someone
01:02who would not stop emailing us
01:04about said game.
01:05It's Vic McKaylin!
01:07What's up?
01:07Hi!
01:08Hello!
01:09Stop!
01:10Vic!
01:11Ah!
01:11Vic!
01:12Receive it!
01:13Receive it boldly!
01:16What game are we playing today?
01:17Oh, sure!
01:18Yeah, we're playing a game called
01:19Pass the Pig!
01:22Why do you look terrified?
01:23I thought you were going to do an accent.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Barely an accent.
01:26I didn't hear a mixed accent.
01:28It was a pretty strong accent.
01:30What?
01:31Anyway, let's introduce our guest.
01:33Can you help me out, Vic?
01:34Keep me at his pissed.
01:36Yeah, I can't believe we have to listen to this for a little game.
01:38The only man who can rock a rat tail, Jacob Weisaki!
01:43Howdy!
01:44I mean, howdy!
01:45Oh!
01:46The energy just shifted in the room.
01:48Receive it.
01:49Receive it.
01:49Receive it.
01:51Howdy.
01:51Over here, we have a doll come to life for the very first time today.
01:56It's Talia Tabin!
01:57Wow!
01:58Receive it.
01:59Thank you, man.
02:00I'm taking it easily right now.
02:02Meditation extraordinaire!
02:03Ask her, Montoya!
02:07Receive it.
02:07Receive it.
02:08Receive it.
02:08Receive it.
02:09Receive it.
02:09Receive it.
02:09Receive it.
02:11And my favorite of all the witches, the fourth witch, Kimya Vapornia!
02:16Stop!
02:17Receive it.
02:17No!
02:18Oh!
02:19My apologies.
02:19Okay, Vic, tell us in your own words, in whatever accent feels most appropriate, why
02:25you love Pass the Pigs.
02:27Pretty fun.
02:30Pretty fun.
02:31I think you got it.
02:32What a beautiful thing to say!
02:35And now I will tell you the beautiful rules.
02:38I would love that.
02:41In Pass the Pigs, players take turns rolling a set of pig-shaped dice.
02:46Depending on how the pigs land, players either earn points or risk losing it all.
02:51The first to 100 points wins.
02:53On your turn, roll the pigs.
02:56Positions like the Sider, Trotter, Razorback, Snouter, Leaning Jowler, or a combination of
03:04the above earned points.
03:06Then you can choose to roll again, or cash your points, and pass the pigs!
03:13Then you pass them to the next player.
03:16But beware, if you roll a pig out, you lose all the points you've earned on your turn,
03:20and your turn ends.
03:22You might even roll an oinker and lose all the points you've gained in the game so far.
03:27But there's no way you could ever roll a piggyback, which is lucky because then you'd
03:32be eliminated from the game altogether and we'd make you leave the set.
03:35Oh.
03:36But I suppose anything is possible when you...
03:38Pass the Pigs!
03:43Are we ready to play?
03:44Yes!
03:45Which one of us is a good little piggy?
03:47People would pay money to have you say that.
03:50Well, they just did.
03:51Can you do it in an ASMR voice right into your close-up?
03:54One normal, one in the accent.
03:56You're a sick little pig.
03:57And then in an accent?
03:58And then in the accent.
03:59Oh, you're such a sick little pig.
04:03Vic, as the expert on the way these pigs can land, you're going to be the number one
04:08yeller of names.
04:09I'm going to do my best to keep a running total of the points.
04:13And anybody else can use your little book to just draw pictures of pigs.
04:17So I'm really good at knowing where they land after I've thrown them.
04:20Come on, Vic!
04:20Well, let's see some pigs!
04:22Wait, is this...
04:23Hold on!
04:24And I love that we're having fun.
04:25I love this, I love this.
04:26I need it to be so quiet.
04:28For you to shake, pigs?
04:30And here we go.
04:33Razorback!
04:33Okay, that is a Razorback.
04:35That is five points.
04:36I'm going to keep going.
04:37Okay, points on the board.
04:38Official points.
04:39Not officially.
04:40You got a pass before the point.
04:40And so that is a...
04:42It's a pig out.
04:42It's a pig out.
04:43See, two dots is a cider.
04:45One up, one down.
04:47I call that bacon.
04:47Canadian bacon.
04:48She's Canadian bacon.
04:50Canadian bacon.
04:50She's thick and she's cooked.
04:53Okay, Razorback.
04:54Five points.
04:55Okay.
04:56I don't know what...
04:57Pig out.
04:58No, pig out.
04:59Pig out.
04:59That is a pig out.
05:00Oh my gosh!
05:01What happens if three people get a Razorback and a pig out in a row?
05:05Nothing, but I love where your head's at.
05:08Is this a pig you know?
05:09Are you kidding me?
05:10If you could focus on the game a little bit more...
05:13Wait, everyone draw a pig.
05:14Okay.
05:15Jacob, your turn!
05:15Okay, let's do it.
05:16Do better than that.
05:18Come on.
05:19Okay!
05:20A leaning Jowler!
05:22That is not a Jowler.
05:23That is a Jowler.
05:25That is a Jowler.
05:25That is a Snouter.
05:26It's a Snouter.
05:27It's a Snouter.
05:28It's a Snouter.
05:28A Jowler is to the side leaning against one ear.
05:31And it is worth more points.
05:33That's a Snouter and a Trotter.
05:34A Trotter and a Trotter.
05:35A Trotter and a Trotter.
05:35A Trotter and a Trotter is for 15 points.
05:37There you go.
05:37That's huge.
05:38That's huge for me.
05:39But I think nothing's on the board.
05:41Are you gonna roll it?
05:42You're not gonna pass?
05:43You gotta bank it.
05:43I'm gonna go again.
05:45Yeah, right?
05:45You're risking your 15.
05:47You got it!
05:48That's a count!
05:48Double Razorback.
05:50It counts if you roll outside of the field?
05:52I don't have time to re-roll a million times.
05:53I'm gonna let that...
05:54If it's on the table, we'll keep it.
05:56They're allowed to babe.
05:57They're allowed to go to the city.
05:58I'm gonna really chill out here.
05:59This is the farm.
06:00This is the city.
06:01They're allowed to babe?
06:02Oh, that's a babe.
06:03The pigs are allowed to babe.
06:04They're allowed to go visit the city.
06:05Now, city is middle or country is middle?
06:08No, so country is the grass.
06:09Country is green.
06:09Country is the grass.
06:10City is outside.
06:11It's kind of a commentary because the city is surrounding the country.
06:14You know what I mean?
06:15What is it a commentary of?
06:16Sort of how farmland is so small and the city is so big.
06:21Gets more voting rights than people.
06:23Yeah, and it's electoral college.
06:26Is it my turn yet?
06:27Is it my turn yet?
06:28No, because Jacob's still going.
06:30I'm gonna go one more because I'm feeling spicy.
06:32Okay, 35.
06:34Single Razorback.
06:34I'm gonna cruise out.
06:36Okay, 40 points on the board.
06:38That's a cat almost.
06:39That's a cat.
06:40That's a cat.
06:40What if you saw the nose and the curly tail?
06:43Right.
06:44Oh, and if you think about the nose and the curly tail, it's sort of a cat.
06:47I'm going, baby.
06:48Let's go.
06:48Yeah.
06:49Your pig is holding a gun?
06:50Is that a stogie?
06:51It's smoking.
06:52Is your pig threatening me?
06:54I think it's hard to be a pig.
06:55That's a city pig.
06:56Yeah, that's a city pig.
06:57Yeah.
06:58On its mandatory 15.
07:00Come on, Talia.
07:01Okay, that's five.
07:02That's a Razorback.
07:03That's a Jowler.
07:04Where?
07:05That's a leaning Jowler.
07:06We go from the gravitational pull of the earth and up.
07:10Okay, all right.
07:10Thank God we're considering gravity.
07:13Oh.
07:13Thank God.
07:14How many points does Jacob have in the board?
07:1640.
07:1740.
07:17You gotta do better.
07:18We gotta get to 45.
07:19Talia, don't.
07:20One.
07:21That's a cider.
07:21That's a double cider.
07:22Six.
07:24You should bail.
07:25Wow.
07:25And so that is a pig out.
07:27And so that is a pig out.
07:27And I told you you should bail.
07:28You should listen to me.
07:29If you ever talk to me like that.
07:32Yes, ma'am.
07:33All right, Oscar.
07:33You got this.
07:34Here we go.
07:35I love you, honey.
07:36Okay, that is a Razorback.
07:38Five points.
07:38Good run, good run.
07:39Upside down Jowler.
07:40Which is also known as a Razorback.
07:44Upside down Jowler.
07:45Let's spend more time in this.
07:46Oh, double Razorback.
07:48Double Razorback.
07:49Double Razorback.
07:50Up to 25.
07:50Double Razorback.
07:51My competition has arrived.
07:52Are you gonna bank it or are you gonna keep on rolling?
07:54One more.
07:54One more.
07:55One more.
07:57I won't pick out.
07:57You know why?
08:00Cider.
08:00Cider.
08:0026 points.
08:01Yeah, of course.
08:02Pick out.
08:03One more, one more.
08:05Oscar.
08:06No.
08:06I'm not going to.
08:08Yeehaw.
08:09And so you did pick out.
08:11I take your sensibility because I yelled yeehaw.
08:14And I feel like that was not helpful.
08:16No, it was very helpful.
08:17Yeehaw.
08:18We knew it.
08:18Come on, Mecca.
08:19We saved it so hard.
08:20Go pigs!
08:23That's tough.
08:23I think the pigs are playing hard to get.
08:25Yeah.
08:25You gotta zone out all of this.
08:26And you gotta focus on this.
08:27Just roll.
08:28Roll your pigs.
08:29If we could be like so...
08:31I hate to do this.
08:32If we could be just like a little silent.
08:35Mix second throw.
08:36Still not fun.
08:39Okay, it worked.
08:40It worked.
08:40I got a mixed double.
08:42That is a trotter and a Razorback.
08:44That's for ten.
08:45Mixed double?
08:46Yeah.
08:46The question is, do I stay on the board and move on?
08:50Or do I keep rolling?
08:51I think you should roll.
08:52You want to know what I think?
08:53I think you should roll so you pick out.
08:54Move on.
08:54See, look.
08:55He's sweating.
08:56Keep rolling.
08:57I couldn't be more chill in my mind.
08:58I'm going to do one more roll.
08:59Do it.
09:00This is the vibe for today.
09:02You put a bunch of hand sanitizer in that.
09:05I'm good.
09:06Okay.
09:10Double mixed double.
09:11Okay, yeah.
09:11It was a side release.
09:13Double mixed double.
09:14They're making up stuff.
09:16It's a double mixed double.
09:18It's a double mixed double.
09:20It's a double mixed double.
09:21I feel like you're worrying McDonald's.
09:23It's a double mixed double.
09:24I'm going to have one double McDouble, y'all.
09:26Double mixed double.
09:29And I'm going to pass the pig.
09:33Hey, Vic, why?
09:35You were on fire.
09:37No, but that's it.
09:37It's like you get high on the high.
09:40Oh, Vic.
09:40Oh, my God.
09:41That's a leaning jowler.
09:42That's a leaning...
09:43It is not a leaning jowler you pigged out, unfortunately.
09:46It's kind of a razorback.
09:47It's a razorback.
09:48I would give that a razorback.
10:03Whoa!
10:04It worked!
10:05Mixed double.
10:06This is a mixed double.
10:08That is a...
10:08Stop saying mixed double.
10:09That's not a thing here.
10:09It is a mixed double.
10:11It's technically a mixed double.
10:13Where does it say mixed double?
10:14There's no mixed double.
10:15Here.
10:15Here.
10:17It says it from the...
10:18It's written in my heart.
10:19Okay, so we have a snouter and a razorback.
10:22The words mixed double...
10:24How many points in your heart is that?
10:26Mixed?
10:26Am I in second place?
10:27You're in third place currently, if you beg.
10:30You gotta roll again.
10:30Wait, you're walking...
10:31You gotta roll again.
10:32I want to be second place.
10:33Jacob is trying to sabotage.
10:34Wait, you want to be third place?
10:36What do you think the...
10:37Okay, by all means.
10:38Okay, and that is a razorback.
10:40Am I in second place yet?
10:41You are tied for second place.
10:43Tied for second place.
10:43One more.
10:44One more.
10:44With you?
10:45I have to go again.
10:47Don't say it like that.
10:48No, there's been a sider.
10:49Double razorback!
10:5020 points!
10:51You're in the lead!
10:52Am I in second place?
10:53Tied for first.
10:54Tied for first.
10:55Oh, how do I get minus points?
10:57What?
10:57Trying to stay second.
10:58No one comes for second place.
11:00No, but I mean...
11:00That's insane!
11:01Trying to stay a cool...
11:02Wait, so are you gonna pass the pig?
11:04Pass the pig!
11:05Pass the pig!
11:06Pass the pig!
11:07Pass the pig!
11:07I just want to show everybody the pig that I drew.
11:09Oh!
11:10Oh, but...
11:11Why is it throwing its ass like that?
11:13It's kind of...
11:13Why not?
11:14It's kind of mixed media.
11:15Yeah.
11:16Well, I updated mine.
11:18I like the dimension.
11:18Oh, and it's a heart!
11:19It's in love now.
11:20Wait, this is mine.
11:21With who?
11:22Oh, yours looks like a ghost.
11:24What did you say? A ghost?
11:25You got time?
11:26It looks like a ghost pig.
11:27Oh, I see.
11:28Because it doesn't like...
11:29Pass for the friendly pig.
11:31Double stoke.
11:31Why is it drinking?
11:32What is it drinking?
11:33It's not drinking anything.
11:35It's two cigarettes.
11:36That's a cigarette?
11:37All right.
11:38Well, I was drawing a pig, but I've been asked to do a recap of the points.
11:40So, in first place, we have K-K-Kameo!
11:45Shocking.
11:45And Jacob, congratulations.
11:46It's a tie.
11:47It's a tie.
11:48It's a tie.
11:48It's a tie for first.
11:49Second place, we have Vic with 20 points.
11:52First to 100 wins.
11:54The rest of us, big ol' goose eggs.
11:55That's where we're at.
11:56It's okay.
11:56I'm gonna go back to drawing a pig as Jacob takes his turn.
11:59Yeah, I'm not threatened.
11:59Okay, we got a trotter and a Razorback for a mixed double.
12:04Double.
12:05Same.
12:06How many points is that?
12:07For a mixed double, 10 points.
12:09That's 20 points right there?
12:10Trotter and a Razorback.
12:12No.
12:12Mixed double the points.
12:15It just means two things.
12:16Right?
12:17Oh, I get it.
12:18I get it.
12:18I get it.
12:19Pig out.
12:21I'm devastated, but I'm calm about it.
12:23You're bacon.
12:24And I don't care that much.
12:25You look upset.
12:26Feeling super normal about pigging out.
12:28Okay, everybody focus on Jacob.
12:32That is a cider.
12:34That's a cider.
12:34Okay, one point.
12:35Good play.
12:36That was a good play.
12:37Wait, so is it a cider if it's double no-dots?
12:40Either double-dots or double no-dots.
12:42If it's a mixed...
12:44There's no mixed double for a cider.
12:46That's a Razorback.
12:47That's a Razorback.
12:47That's a Razorback.
12:48That's a mixed double.
12:49That's not a mixed double.
12:51Oh, really?
12:52It's a mixed cider.
12:53Oh, really?
12:54There we go.
12:55That's a double-double.
12:56Hey!
12:57That's not a double-double.
12:58That's not a double-double.
12:59That's a mixed double.
13:00That's a mixed double.
13:01That's not a mixed double.
13:02That was a Razorback.
13:03That's animal style.
13:04It was not animal style.
13:06Give me a grilled cheese.
13:07Give me a grilled cheese.
13:08That's a double.
13:14That's a double Razorback.
13:16That's a double Razorback.
13:16You're a 31.
13:16Double Razorback.
13:1731.
13:18Are you going to bank it?
13:18That's a single double.
13:19I'm going to pass that pig.
13:22Nice.
13:23Well done.
13:24Well done.
13:24On the board.
13:25So there's three people at 40 right now?
13:2740, 40, 31, 20.
13:30Okay.
13:31Oh, my God.
13:32I think that's a double pig out.
13:33Hey, here's my best pig.
13:35Hey, that's a lion.
13:37That's a cute little lion.
13:39That's a lion.
13:39It's kind of holding a pacifier.
13:41That's a meow.
13:42That's a meow.
13:43Anyway, I'm going to roll.
13:44Good luck.
13:45Great.
13:46I'm going to make eye contact when I roll.
13:48Any pig down?
13:49Oh, my God.
13:50Maybe somebody else's eye contact.
13:51If you have some sort of person.
13:53I don't know if I'm your eye contact guy.
13:54But I don't know how-
13:55I shouldn't have eaten bacon this morning.
13:57Yeah.
13:57I'm rolling, so I do need it, and I love this.
14:00I love how much-
14:00You love this.
14:01I love the energy.
14:03Oh, my.
14:03That was too intimate.
14:04That is not a pig out.
14:05That is a cider.
14:06Nice try.
14:08One point.
14:09That's one point.
14:09Okay.
14:11That is a mixed double.
14:13A mixed mixed double.
14:14Of what?
14:15That's a mixed double.
14:16Of what?
14:16Of a trotter and a Razorback.
14:18There you go.
14:18Mixed double.
14:19It's a mixed double.
14:21I join you, but you've asked me to be quiet.
14:24Once I've rolled, then all bets off.
14:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:27Vic is rolling.
14:32That's true, Talia.
14:34Roll power, baby.
14:36Oh!
14:37Five.
14:37Five points for a Razorback.
14:39Sixteen.
14:40Pick out.
14:41Forty-one.
14:42I'm done.
14:43I'm done.
14:44I'm done.
14:44I'm done.
14:44Pause.
14:45So you would be in the lead by one point.
14:47The way that the points are being handled feels way...
14:51The fuck is handling the points?
14:53No, they're not touching.
14:54That's a tiger.
14:54They are not touching.
14:56That's a tiger.
14:56They are not touching.
14:58That's a tiger.
14:58They are not touching.
14:59So if they're touching, that's an oinker, and all your score is reset to zero.
15:03Was not touching.
15:04Okay.
15:04But that was one point, so now you're at...
15:05Was not touching.
15:07Twenty-two.
15:08She's sorry.
15:09We believe you.
15:10You dropped the pig.
15:11You dropped the pig.
15:12You have to apologize.
15:13That would be really nice.
15:14You have to apologize to the pig.
15:15Apologize to the pig.
15:16You dropped it on the floor.
15:17It went to the slaughterhouse.
15:18We should name them.
15:19Let me think about it, and I will announce the names sort of in like a grand reveal.
15:23That's awesome.
15:24I'm going to pass the pig.
15:28All right.
15:28In the lead with 42 points.
15:30And eventually name that pig.
15:31And eventually name that pig.
15:35Take it home.
15:36Just win the game.
15:37There it is.
15:37That's the strategy.
15:38This energy is working for you.
15:40Especially with the babushka.
15:41I bet you can go all the way this time.
15:43So I'm in second place right now, and I'd love to pass the pig!
15:48Whoa!
15:49You have to roll.
15:50That's insane!
15:52You got this.
15:54One.
15:54Cider.
15:55Do you want to pass with one?
15:56Yeah, you're in second if you pass.
15:58I am the pig!
15:58No one comes for second place.
15:5941.
16:00But yeah.
16:01Also nobody wins in second place.
16:06Very impressive just day and second.
16:08See?
16:08Raise your bags.
16:09Raise your bags.
16:09Should we all have farm names?
16:11Is that kind of fun?
16:12Ooh!
16:12Oh, you never got to introduce your real name.
16:14Okay.
16:14I'll be corn.
16:16Okay.
16:16I'll be...
16:17Call me Tractor.
16:19Oh!
16:20Tractor.
16:20Becca, you should be Tractor.
16:22Becca, you're barely playing the game.
16:24We have something.
16:26No, you take it.
16:27I want to be 90's VHS tape rock-a-doodle-doo.
16:30Rock-a-doodle-doo.
16:31Okay, 90's VHS tape rock-a-doodle-doo.
16:33Corn tractor rock-a-doodle-doo.
16:34Yeah.
16:35And if everybody could be deathly silent while I roll.
16:37Right.
16:37Oh, okay.
16:38No, say your name.
16:38No, no, no.
16:39I'll use your roll to think of my name.
16:41Okay, great.
16:41Okay, mine is Silo.
16:42Silo.
16:43That's cute.
16:44That rocks.
16:44That's a good name.
16:46Cider.
16:47Cider.
16:48What's something on the farm?
16:50Okay.
16:51Pig in the city and we have a raise.
16:53How many points does pig in the city?
16:54Pig in the city is not on here, but if your pig goes to the city three times, then your
16:58pig gets a liberal arts degree.
16:59Yay!
17:01Which you think would be fun, but ends up being kind of annoying.
17:04It's sort of a trap.
17:05It's a trap.
17:06It's in a double loaded semester.
17:07Oh, I see.
17:08I'm so sorry.
17:09So then theoretically-
17:10That's a pig out.
17:11That's a pig out.
17:12That's a pig out.
17:12And that's okay.
17:13You have a lot of points already.
17:14It's fine.
17:14Still in third place with 40.
17:16Will it be annoying if I want my nickname to be pig?
17:19No, that rocks.
17:20No, not at all.
17:21It should've been mine, but-
17:22I thought of mine.
17:23I thought of mine.
17:23Okay.
17:24Quack-mia, barn-pork-mia.
17:28Quack-mia.
17:28Do you like it?
17:29I don't love it.
17:30Okay.
17:30Okay, that's good.
17:32Raise your back.
17:32Five points.
17:33I don't think I want it.
17:34I don't think I want it.
17:35I'm not into it.
17:36I'm not feeling it.
17:37It's on my body.
17:38You got this.
17:39Pork-mia.
17:40Barn-pork-mia.
17:42Okay, we got a mixed double.
17:45With cheese.
17:46Razorback and a trotter.
17:48Up to 15.
17:48Razorback and a trotter.
17:50Mixed double.
17:51Mixed double.
17:52Cider for one.
17:53I want one more time.
17:54Actually, what do you think?
17:55Come on.
17:55Okay, I don't want to be called pig anymore.
17:57You said that was your name.
17:58I know.
17:59It felt bad.
18:00But then you looked at me in the face, and then I thought, I don't love it.
18:04I don't love it.
18:04You wouldn't know until you tried it out.
18:06Pass the pig!
18:08All right, current point score.
18:10Talia, 47.
18:11Bic, 42.
18:12Kimmy, 41.
18:14Jacob, 40.
18:15Oscar and me are just special.
18:17Oscar, you're not on the board?
18:18I'm not on the board.
18:19I got a little too ambitious.
18:20Yeah, I got a new name that I was thinking instead of rock-a-doodle-doo.
18:23Okay.
18:24I think my name's Quacknia.
18:26No, no, no, no, that's mine.
18:27Barn Porknia.
18:28No, that's mine.
18:29It's rare.
18:29Okay, I want to be called horse.
18:31Okay, horse.
18:32You got it, horse.
18:33Quacknia.
18:34Silo is rolling.
18:35Silo!
18:37Silo!
18:37I feel like yours is spelled with a P.
18:39Okay.
18:40It is a pig out with a pig in the city.
18:42With a pig in the city, which means?
18:43You get one more pig in the city, and then this pig is going to college.
18:47I'm a freshman.
18:47You have a credit.
18:48I'm a freshman.
18:48Okay, that's second one.
18:50Well, it worked!
18:52It worked!
18:52I was just going to keep going.
18:54Yeah, keep going, keep going.
18:55I'm going to go double razorback.
18:57Oh, that's so good.
18:58Make your razorback.
18:58Oh, good.
18:59You're in.
18:59Razor.
19:00Single razorback.
19:0115.
19:02I'll bake it.
19:02I'll bake it.
19:03Are you going to pass the pig?
19:04Pass the pig!
19:06Pig is rolling.
19:08And so remember, and I'm rolling.
19:09Oh, I'm sorry.
19:11Corn is rolling.
19:12Corn is rolling.
19:13Thank you for using my Christian name.
19:15Christian corn.
19:16I love corn!
19:17Oh yeah.
19:17We'll show you later.
19:18I gotta go big.
19:20Slow start.
19:21Double!
19:23Wait a second!
19:24Oh my god!
19:26If you bake it, it brings you to the lead.
19:27Oh my god, I wish I had a fish to show off.
19:29What's your fish's name?
19:30My fish's name?
19:31I don't name things that I'm going to eat.
19:33Did you name those yet?
19:34Yes, I did.
19:35Do we want the official name in there?
19:36Oh, okay.
19:36Hold on.
19:37Big reveal.
19:38Big episode reveal.
19:39Pig number one's name is Orson.
19:41Oh.
19:42Orson.
19:42As in Orson Welles, as in Animal Farm.
19:45That's right.
19:45I was going to say 1984.
19:47And this pig has a very special name.
19:49It's a family name.
19:50Okay.
19:50And it's beautiful and it's gorgeous.
19:52Do you have a name or are you sort of?
19:53I do.
19:53I don't think so.
19:54And it's like, it's contemporary.
19:56Three, two, one.
19:58Three, two, one.
19:59Behind the paywall.
20:00Cynthia.
20:01Ooh!
20:02Cynthia and Orson.
20:05Are you going to roll for Cynthia?
20:06I'm going to roll for Cynthia.
20:07Corn is rolling.
20:09Baby in the city.
20:10One.
20:10Cider.
20:11Cider.
20:11You're at 21.
20:13Now you're at 22.
20:14I could go for some apple cider right now.
20:16Razorback.
20:17I think you're getting too close to the sun.
20:20Corn.
20:20Corn on the cob.
20:22Corn on the cob.
20:23Oh!
20:24Razorback again!
20:25That's for 47.
20:27I stand corrected.
20:28Now you're at 47 adding to the board.
20:29Are you going to bank that?
20:30Wait, are you not at 100 yet?
20:32Didn't we crush this?
20:33It's over?
20:3447 plus 40.
20:36Do you have to do it?
20:37Do you want to go home?
20:37No, no.
20:38That's going to put you at 89.
20:40You're 11 points off.
20:4189?
20:42Bail!
20:42Bail!
20:42Bail!
20:42Bail!
20:43You have to bail!
20:46You're six away from winning this game.
20:48You can roll.
20:49You can roll.
20:49One more.
20:51See?
20:5452 plus another five for 57.
20:58Hold that fish.
20:58Hold that fish.
20:58Hold that fish.
20:58You're at 99.
21:00Ah!
21:0199!
21:02One more.
21:02Get a cider or a pig out!
21:04Put the fish down.
21:04Put the fish down.
21:05Okay, wait.
21:06Here we go.
21:06Can everybody say one nice thing at the same time?
21:08Three, two, one.
21:10Okay, there we go.
21:11Silence.
21:11Pig out.
21:12Pig out.
21:12Pig out!
21:14Honestly, I would lose.
21:16You idiot.
21:17All right, we got to do a speed round.
21:19Somebody's got to win.
21:20Just roll a little bit.
21:23Razorback.
21:23That would put you into second.
21:26I'm not going to say what it sounds like.
21:27Stop.
21:28Stop.
21:29Pig.
21:30Why are you doing that?
21:32Okay, second place gets you nothing.
21:34Razorback.
21:35Keep going.
21:36Keep going.
21:37Pig out.
21:37That's a pig out.
21:38I'm sorry.
21:38I don't care.
21:39I'm sure to hang.
21:39What's the difference between y'all's names?
21:41Mine has an N.
21:42Of course.
21:43Pig out.
21:44Oscar's turn to get on the board.
21:44Just what I wanted.
21:45Pig out.
21:46I'm getting on the board with this.
21:48Double Razorback!
21:49Double Razorback!
21:50Hey, babe in the city.
21:51Keep going.
21:52You know what?
21:52I will be passing the pig.
21:54On the board with 20.
21:56Straight double.
21:56Straight?
21:57Straight double.
21:58I don't know.
21:58Roll better next time.
22:00I don't know what to tell you.
22:00I'm going to do a double trotter.
22:02Hey!
22:04Trotter.
22:05Trotter.
22:06Trotter.
22:07Okay, raise your back.
22:08Raise your back.
22:08Raise your back.
22:10Pig out.
22:11Wow.
22:12Here we go.
22:12My luck was changing a little.
22:14Oh!
22:15Leaning chowler!
22:16No, that's not what we do.
22:17That's a snouter.
22:18Snouter, snouter, snouter.
22:19Snouter.
22:19Vic wishes it was a leaning chowler.
22:21Snouter.
22:22Pig out.
22:23Nope.
22:23So that's 11.
22:25Pig out.
22:26Pig out.
22:27But it is in the city, so.
22:28Here we go.
22:29Pig out in the city.
22:29That's my first pig out in the city, which means I have two more.
22:33I know this is crazy, but let's give Kimia all our attention.
22:36Pig out.
22:37We gotta find a winner in here.
22:38We gotta do it.
22:39Somebody's gotta win this.
22:40One.
22:41One point.
22:4247.
22:42It's a cider.
22:44You're currently in first.
22:45Kimia, you have to.
22:47Who's Kimia?
22:48Speed round, speed round.
22:49Quacknia.
22:50Quacknia.
22:50Five.
22:51Six points total.
22:52That was a Razorback.
22:53Razorback.
22:54Razorback.
22:56Okay.
22:5611.
22:57Just win this game.
22:59Razorback.
22:59Oh my god.
23:00It's a Kimia.
23:02Razorback.
23:03Oh my god.
23:04Oh my god.
23:05Pig out.
23:06I'm in second though now, right?
23:08Okay, should we see how fast we can go on the table?
23:11You were in another, like, spin.
23:11What do you think we've been doing?
23:14Razorback.
23:16Razorback.
23:17Razorback.
23:18Razorback.
23:18Double city.
23:18Razorback in the city.
23:20Razorback in the city.
23:21Is that illegal?
23:22Is that Lena?
23:23Is that Lena?
23:24No, it's a snouter.
23:25It's a snouter.
23:26It's a snouter.
23:27It's a snouter.
23:27Rare nonetheless.
23:28You can get up to 60.
23:30I'm at 60 right now.
23:30If you bank it.
23:32I'm gonna go one more.
23:33Are you sure?
23:34Quacknia.
23:34Be careful.
23:36Oh my gosh.
23:37Mixed double in the city.
23:38Mixed double in the city.
23:39And I have my college degree.
23:40And guess what?
23:41Philosophy!
23:43Woo!
23:44Yeah!
23:46Would you like to bank them?
23:48I'm gonna bank those and shoot for first.
23:50Horses rolling.
23:52Five.
23:52Good job.
23:53Razorback.
23:55And one.
23:56Cider.
23:57It's working!
23:58No, it works if we look at you.
23:59You're getting less points.
24:00That's one.
24:01Two!
24:02It's working!
24:03Get there one point at a time, babe.
24:04Oh, seven, right.
24:04Now you're at seven.
24:05Five.
24:06That's a razorback.
24:07How much do I have?
24:08Am I close?
24:09Twelve.
24:09Am I close?
24:10Close to what?
24:12Twelve?
24:13You would be at 59.
24:15That would be really close to Jacob, actually.
24:16That's not enough for me.
24:18That's a razorback.
24:19Okay.
24:20Two pigs.
24:21Oh!
24:22Oh!
24:23Now we're talking giddy up, baby!
24:26Giddy up!
24:26Two razorbacks in the city at the audience.
24:29That's a straight razorback in the city.
24:3137 plus...
24:32Bank 37 plus 47.
24:35Why are you saying straight?
24:35Because it's a straight double.
24:3684?
24:37It's not a mixed double.
24:38If you bank it.
24:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:39Past that pig, I just spit.
24:40We're in the city, so I'll call it a bisexual double.
24:4237 for 84.
24:43Come down to being worse, really.
24:44Talia's now in first place with 84.
24:47That's a razorback.
24:48It's electric.
24:49The board is electric.
24:50The board is electric.
24:50The aim is moving.
24:51That's a pig out.
24:52No, it's not.
24:53That's a pig out?
24:54One in the city.
24:54It is.
24:55And it was.
24:56That's a pig out.
24:58It was so tough.
24:59I know, so fast.
25:01Five, razorback.
25:02Five, five.
25:03Pig out.
25:04That's a pig out.
25:04That's a pig out.
25:05Okay, quacky eyes.
25:06Oh, right, right, right, right.
25:07Oh, wait, wait.
25:09Oh, no.
25:10Second place.
25:11Oh!
25:12Oh!
25:12Snouder!
25:13Snouder!
25:13Mixed double on the farm.
25:15Mixed double on the farm.
25:16Mixed double on the farm.
25:18Mixed double on the farm.
25:18Mixed double on the farm.
25:19And a razorback.
25:1915.
25:20You can do it.
25:21You have plenty of room to stay in that.
25:23Get sad.
25:23Channel it.
25:26Sad roll.
25:27Oh!
25:28Just barely in the city, too.
25:30Barely.
25:31Barely.
25:32Community college.
25:32Community college.
25:34Community college.
25:35Community college.
25:36One.
25:36One.
25:37I just need a quick 30.
25:38A quick 30.
25:40Five.
25:40Five for six.
25:41Five for six.
25:44Oh!
25:45Oh!
25:46That's a razorback in the city.
25:47Razorback in the city.
25:48Razorback in the city.
25:50Okay, that puts you at 11.
25:51I'm gonna keep going.
25:52Yeah.
25:53Oh, that's bad.
25:54I didn't like that roll.
25:56That pig was attached to you.
25:58Horses rolling!
26:00Oh!
26:00I just showed that.
26:01Mixed double on the farm!
26:03Mixed double on the farm!
26:04Mixed double on the farm!
26:05Mixed double on the farm!
26:06Mixed double on the farm!
26:06That's gonna put you at 94.
26:08It was a razorback in the water.
26:10Horse.
26:11What clock is that?
26:12Oh!
26:14That's a double!
26:15That's a double!
26:15That's a double!
26:16You got lucky!
26:17With a final score of 114 points, the game goes to Talia.
26:23A.K.A. Horse!
26:26Vic, it's time for our Borders!
26:30Yeah!
26:32What'd you bring for us today?
26:34I brought a snack for somebody that means a lot to me
26:36and that has gotten me through some really tough times.
26:39And somebody who is kind of like my mentor
26:42and also somebody that encompasses a lot of sort of like
26:46what I want to be in a person.
26:48I kind of need this right now.
26:49Is maybe one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in my life.
26:51That's definitely me.
26:53Stop it!
26:53And that's Jacob Wysocki.
26:54This is 100 hamburgers.
26:55A.K.A.
26:56Yeah!
26:58Finally!
26:59Your dream!
27:00Thank you Vic!
27:01Should I toss them to people?
27:02Yeah!
27:03Ready?
27:04Toss the hogs!
27:06You almost made it!
27:07That was too crazy.
27:07Talia?
27:08No!
27:09Pass!
27:10The!
27:11Burger!
27:13Right in the eye!
27:15You ready?
27:15No!
27:17You're sort of pelting, you're sort of...
27:19Okay, fine.
27:19Is it in my mouth or in my hands?
27:21You caught it!
27:22Yeah!
27:22Worst catch!
27:23Not over here!
27:24I wouldn't pass the pigs!
27:25I wouldn't pass the burger!
27:27Do you want one hand?
27:28I don't think you should be doing it over hand!
27:31Oh, we got plates, guys!
27:33Oh, no need.
27:34So, Wysocki, you claim to eat 100 burgers.
27:37No, I could.
27:38I could.
27:39Well, last time Vic brought cheese.
27:41Yeah.
27:42And you didn't like it.
27:43I didn't like the cheese.
27:44You were pretty pissed at the cheese.
27:45And then I was asked what's my favorite food and I said 100 burgers.
27:47What's your favorite food?
27:49100 burgers.
27:50Right now!
27:52If you ever get to be the special guest, we will have to have exactly 100 burgers.
27:56How many burgers have you eaten, Vic?
27:58I'm working on it.
27:59Just one?
28:00Mm-hmm.
28:01I've almost got one now.
28:02I think if you throw me one more, I'll throw up.
28:04Okay, good.
28:04I'll do two trivia questions and then you'll win a prize if you get it right.
28:08Here's the first trivia question.
28:09Kimmy needs one.
28:10Kimmy needs one.
28:10When was the first pig invented?
28:12Invented?
28:13No.
28:14In the garden.
28:15Oh, I hate to learn.
28:16When was the pig first invented?
28:1715.
28:18No.
28:18Before that they only had boars.
28:20780.
28:21Incorrect.
28:21No.
28:23Just when...
28:23Yes!
28:25Wait, the right answer was just when?
28:27Yeah.
28:28Okay, here's another trivia question.
28:29Another one.
28:30I love this game.
28:30Okay, how many pigs is too many pigs?
28:32Seven.
28:33Two.
28:33Nope.
28:34No.
28:35No pig is too many pigs.
28:37Oh, there we go!
28:39You didn't want to win this game.
28:40You looked at me like I was close.
28:41Okay, what is my favorite musical?
28:43Jesus Christ, Superstar.
28:44Oh, that's a really good one.
28:46Which version?
28:47Andrew Lloyd Webber's first original cast.
28:48It doesn't have to be the year, but the cast...
28:49No.
28:50There could be multiple answers, but that one's wrong for sure.
28:52There could be multiple answers.
28:54Yeah.
28:54Wicked.
28:55That can't be true.
28:56A high school production of Urinetown.
28:59Oh, that's a great answer.
29:02Oh, what a...
29:04There it is.
29:04Beautiful.
29:05Well, if everybody's had their fill of burgers,
29:07I think it's time that we give these pigs our full attention as they deserve.
29:12And come on in for game two.
29:16I think it's time we level up our pig game a little bit.
29:19Whoa.
29:20Yeah, because that first game...
29:21Very good job, Talia.
29:22Incredibly won.
29:23Here's what I think we should do.
29:24There's an extra rule, which is called the hog call.
29:28What's a hog call, you ask?
29:29It's when you say...
29:31Sue-wee!
29:33Before someone rolls.
29:34This means we all freeze.
29:36We don't roll yet.
29:37That person calls exactly what the pig shot's gonna be.
29:41Big time.
29:41Is it gonna be a trotter and a razorback?
29:43I don't know.
29:44Shout it out.
29:44If the person who did the hog call gets it right, they get to steal those points that the person
29:51would have gotten and double them.
29:53But if you are wrong and it wasn't exactly what you said the pigs would be doing, then you lose
30:01double the points of that value.
30:05What are these coins, you ask?
30:07What are these coins?
30:08What are these coins?
30:09If you want to be a super fan, you can get some of these coins.
30:12That's beside the fact of what we're doing here.
30:13What we're doing here?
30:14Prop bets, people.
30:15Prop bets.
30:16What are prop bets?
30:17You may pause everything, place a side bet.
30:21You'll write it on a little note.
30:22You'll rip it.
30:23You'll pick somebody that you want to bet against.
30:26You'll show them that.
30:27If they accept, you each put an equal number of coins on that slip of paper.
30:31If the thing comes true, whoever won gets the coins.
30:36And coins you earn off winning a prop bet are going to be an extra point each at the end
30:40of the game.
30:41You don't get seven points for not betting because that's boring.
30:45Say if I have like 93 points and I've done seven on the prop bet, can that take me to
30:49my victory?
30:50I can do it, baby.
30:51Wow.
30:52Any which way.
30:53Friends, do we understand the hog call?
30:56Sui.
30:57Sui.
30:58Do we understand the prop bets?
31:01All right.
31:03I think because Talia won last round, Oscar's going to get to go first this time.
31:08But first, I have a prop bet.
31:11So do I.
31:12So do I.
31:13Oh, okay.
31:14Wait, what?
31:14I'm going to give this one.
31:16Oscar, do you want to bet against me on this?
31:20I will.
31:22Okay.
31:22I'm going to put one on it.
31:23Deal.
31:24Talia, I have a bet.
31:25Okay.
31:26Oh, so no.
31:27Hey, Talia.
31:28Pass his team.
31:29Is it good?
31:29Is it funny if all the prop bets were the same.
31:31That would be good.
31:32I accept this bet.
31:34How much money are you putting on it?
31:35Wait, that's a lot.
31:36Four.
31:37You going to match that?
31:38Guess what?
31:38I match it.
31:39That's a big bet.
31:40Where do we put it?
31:40In the city.
31:41Somewhere in the city.
31:42Somewhere in the city.
31:44Whoa.
31:45You can say no.
31:47Yeah, I'll take that bet.
31:48Okay, how much are you putting on it?
31:50Wait, so you're saying it will happen or it won't?
31:52So you're saying that this will happen.
31:53I'm saying it's going to happen.
31:54And I'm saying that this is not going to happen.
31:55Whoever is receiving it has to be against it.
31:58Wait, what?
31:59I wasn't listening.
32:01Well, I mean, what do we have to do about that?
32:03No, I agree with that.
32:05This is an agreement.
32:06No.
32:06That sucks.
32:07Then you better play interference.
32:08I've got a bet.
32:10Are you going to do yours?
32:11We got a one coin bet.
32:13That's probably going to happen, but it's fun.
32:15So let's do it.
32:16A low stakes bet?
32:16I'll do a low stakes bet.
32:17Okay, let's do two.
32:18Two is great.
32:18Okay.
32:20Okay.
32:20I have a bet.
32:21I have a bet, too.
32:22Mine's against the whole group.
32:24Oh.
32:25And I vote.
32:26Should we all put one in?
32:27I'm in on it?
32:27I'll put it.
32:28I'll put it in.
32:29We have to know what it is.
32:30No, we don't.
32:32No, because if he tells that, Jacob, you can put in five.
32:34I'll put in all mine.
32:36Because I'm positive this will happen.
32:38One, two, three, four, five, and the rest of us put it in one.
32:39Oh, if you're positive, it'll happen.
32:41We don't know what it is.
32:42It's just one.
32:42It's fine.
32:42No, I'm keeping my coin.
32:44I'm in.
32:45So should I share it to the camera?
32:46Yeah, yeah.
32:47Walk to the camera and then share it.
32:49Here, we'll close our eyes.
32:50I'm quacky.
32:51Quacknia, are you done?
32:52I like that we got a quack couch.
32:53And if it happens, I'll reveal it to the whole group.
32:56I'll reveal it to the whole group.
32:56Okay, so, okay, you just put in four because Vic's not going in.
32:59But the rest of us are.
33:00I'm not going in because who wins if-
33:02It's a game for TV.
33:04Who cares?
33:05Just put a fake coin for the game on TV.
33:08I vote for Talia.
33:10Okay.
33:10I feel like you're going to agree with me on this one.
33:12Why are you looking at me?
33:13I agree, so I guess I'll put one in.
33:16I don't understand.
33:16No!
33:16You think that it's not going to happen?
33:17Wait, you don't understand?
33:18No, I think it will happen.
33:19You have to turn it down if you don't want to bet against it.
33:22Too late!
33:23Becca, I vote for you.
33:24I like slot machines.
33:25I like slot machines.
33:26Yeah.
33:27Wait, I love it.
33:28Just do an hour of prop betting?
33:30I will not bet against that.
33:31That is a sure thing.
33:32It's a guarantee.
33:33Talia, what was that saying that you had earlier?
33:36That's the way the pig falls.
33:38Anyway, we're going to-
33:39Wait, I have one more bet.
33:41Okay.
33:41What?
33:42Exactly.
33:43Oh, I'll go in on that.
33:44Great one.
33:44Not going to happen.
33:45Oscar, you're going to get to go first.
33:49Pig out!
33:50You know what?
33:51I wanted to do that.
33:52Don't start.
33:53Suey!
33:54Already?
33:54That's what happens.
33:56What do you think I'm going to get?
33:57I think that you're going to have one pig in the farm and one pig in the city.
34:00Do you want to say anything related to points?
34:02No.
34:04And here we go.
34:05Whoa!
34:07Razorback 20 points!
34:09I'm going to keep going.
34:10I'm going to keep going.
34:10That's crazy.
34:11Come on.
34:12And there's my pig in the farm and the pig in the city.
34:14No.
34:14One call too late.
34:16That's a Razorback.
34:17Razorback.
34:18Razorback five.
34:18I'm baking it.
34:20Tractor's baking.
34:22Pig out!
34:24Pig out, sorry.
34:24And that is a pig out.
34:27Suey!
34:27Suey!
34:28After you.
34:29I think Jacob was a little bit lower pitch but came in first.
34:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:33That's fair.
34:34I think it's going to be a cider.
34:35Hey horse!
34:36What was that catch phrase?
34:37Do I have money on this?
34:39No.
34:40Yeah, pig out.
34:41That means you're going to lose two points.
34:43Why zero points?
34:44So it's impossible.
34:44You cannot go below zero.
34:46Suey!
34:48Razorback.
34:49How many?
34:50Just one.
34:51Cider.
34:51Huh.
34:52So that means I get ten.
34:53But you get two because it's doubled.
34:55Oh, then I got a Suey!
34:56Because it doesn't matter.
34:57Because I'm at zero.
34:58It doesn't matter because it doubles Jacob's point.
35:00Yeah.
35:00I think it's too late.
35:01I think the Suey was called.
35:02Yeah, Suey was called.
35:04A Trotter and a Razorback.
35:05One Trotter and a Razorback.
35:05What?!
35:06That's a crazy...
35:07Horse!
35:08That's insane!
35:10I wasn't listening.
35:11I wasn't listening.
35:11I wasn't listening.
35:13Cider.
35:13Cider.
35:14So that's four points.
35:15That's four.
35:15Okay, that wasn't that big of a deal, you guys.
35:18Another cider!
35:19Five points!
35:20Dang!
35:22Hey guys!
35:23No, no, it's Cox!
35:25It's Cox!
35:25It's a re-roll!
35:26It's a re-roll!
35:27It's a re-roll!
35:28It's a re-roll!
35:28I'm passing for my re-roll.
35:30You're passing five.
35:31You got a five.
35:31Jacob has a five.
35:33Come on, horse.
35:34Oh!
35:36Snouder!
35:37Snouder!
35:37Let's start this.
35:38Big ten, big points!
35:39Big ten!
35:40Big ten!
35:42Whoa!
35:42Double razor!
35:4430 points total?
35:45Pull out.
35:46Pull out!
35:47No more piggies!
35:48What?!
35:49Cider!
35:49Cider!
35:50You're at 31.
35:51I'm pulling out of this!
35:53No!
35:53Why are you there?
35:55Okay, here I go.
35:57Come on.
35:57You betcha.
35:58Leaning jowler.
35:59Let's go!
36:00Cider.
36:01Cider.
36:01Cider.
36:03Cider house rules.
36:04I believe in you so hard.
36:07What?
36:07What, Korn?
36:08I think you're going to get a Razorback.
36:09One Razorback?
36:10You're going to get one Razorback.
36:12And what's the other one going to be?
36:13I don't have to say.
36:15Trotter.
36:15It's actually a winning Trotter.
36:16Okay, Trotter for five.
36:17It's double.
36:18Oh!
36:19That's true.
36:19That was a sweet.
36:21Eleven.
36:21Sometimes I do listen.
36:23Yeah!
36:25Classic Talia saying.
36:26Did anyone write that down as a bet?
36:28Talia finally listens?
36:30No.
36:31What does this mean?
36:31I'm going to pass the pig.
36:33Whoa!
36:35I've had eleven points.
36:37Alright, it's me Trotter.
36:38I'm coming in hot with some pigs.
36:40Come on pigs!
36:40Go Trotter!
36:41Razorback!
36:42Ooh!
36:43I feel like by the end of this I'm going to learn what all these things are.
36:46Big five.
36:46You won the first round.
36:48Razorback!
36:49Parlay!
36:51Raise your hand if you understand what's happening with Parlay.
36:53It's not a thing.
36:54Parlay is a thing!
36:55Parlay is sort of a way in which it's like the worst way to bet because you bet for two
37:00things and then two things have to happen in order to get your money.
37:02And you're deciding to do that.
37:04Yes.
37:04Okay.
37:05The parlay is it's going to be a mixed double.
37:07One pig on the farm, one pig on the road to their bachelor's degree.
37:11Okay.
37:12And anything related to the points?
37:14Trotter and a Razorback.
37:15Trotter and a Razorback.
37:16Alright, Trotter and a Razorback.
37:18Let's go.
37:18I'm coming back.
37:19Really?
37:20Not close, but incorrect.
37:22That means you have doubled my Razorback to ten points.
37:24I'm a twenty and I'm going to bank my twenty.
37:27Yes!
37:27For twenty-five.
37:29Take it.
37:30Receive it.
37:31Trotter in the lead.
37:33Come on.
37:35Cider.
37:36Cider.
37:36Cider in the city.
37:37Cider house rules.
37:39Try it again.
37:40Razorback.
37:41Razorback?
37:41Do you have a question?
37:42About the rules?
37:42I do have a question.
37:44How do you play this game?
37:45Razorback?
37:46Razorback.
37:46If something did happen already on the things that we bet, do we call it out then?
37:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:52Call it out right away.
37:53Mine says, everyone will be generally confused by the rules and coins.
37:57I don't think that's true.
37:58I don't think that's true.
37:59That doesn't count.
38:00I think that's kind of exactly what's happening right now.
38:03I didn't get on it.
38:03We're not confused by the game.
38:05I'm sorry.
38:06You guys are generally confused by the parlays.
38:08That's a rule.
38:09People don't know where the coins are going.
38:11I just think I was right and I think I get my coins.
38:14I think you lost.
38:15I didn't vote.
38:16I didn't vote for that.
38:17Only Talia was confused.
38:19I think you get the coins.
38:20Everyone though.
38:20I think where are the coins?
38:21Wait, I don't think Becca was confused ever.
38:23I don't think you did.
38:24Explain a parlay.
38:24Where are the pigs?
38:26A parlay is a made up rule that Vic only gets to do where Vic does the exact same thing
38:32as a city.
38:32Where are the pigs?
38:34But adds in what city or country they're in.
38:36One of my things happened.
38:37Vic addressing the camera up top.
38:39No way.
38:40No I didn't.
38:41Yes you did.
38:41How did I do that?
38:43You did.
38:44And the thing is you did.
38:45I did not make any eye contact.
38:47We both won and I said yes, I also bet on that because I believe it will also happen.
38:52That's not how the bet works Talia but I will say two points to Oscar and Oscar you can
38:57re-bet with those coins.
38:58I have another bet ready.
39:00I have a bet I'd like to do as well.
39:01He wants it.
39:02Well I don't know what to do about this bet.
39:04Sure.
39:04Who wins bet two?
39:05It could still happen.
39:07Farmer.
39:08Farmer.
39:08Alright this I would like to make with you Jacob.
39:12Yeah.
39:13Yeah.
39:13Vic?
39:14So you're voting against it?
39:16I think it's fun now.
39:17I think you're right.
39:17You're voting against it.
39:18I'll say no.
39:19I'll say no but I think you're right.
39:20Yeah.
39:20Okay.
39:21Yeah.
39:21I'll take this bet.
39:22From this point on.
39:23Yes.
39:23We are in the middle of Vic's turn.
39:25You currently have 11 points with one cider and two Razorbacks.
39:28Razorbacks.
39:29You have a 16.
39:30Big back.
39:31Come on.
39:31Somebody sue me.
39:33Okay.
39:34That's a pig out.
39:35Pig out.
39:36That's a pig out.
39:37Alright.
39:38Now we do need you to win Kimmy.
39:39Come on Kimmy.
39:39Would you call that a roll?
39:41Oh!
39:42Mixed double trotter and a Razorback in the city.
39:4610.
39:48And that's a cider.
39:49One.
39:49One.
39:49Bringing you to 11.
39:51And you're currently in third place with that.
39:55Sorry, fourth.
39:55And that's a cider.
39:56Cider.
39:57How are you feeling Kimmy?
39:58That's a cider.
39:59Two ciders in the city.
40:00That's a cider.
40:01Ciders in the city.
40:02Two ciders in the city.
40:03This is a long con.
40:03Twins.
40:04They're going to different schools.
40:05One's going to pig out.
40:07And one is going to a SUNY.
40:09Oh.
40:10Oh no!
40:11Oh!
40:12Double Razorback.
40:13Double Razorback.
40:15Double Razorback.
40:15I think I know what that calls for.
40:18Double Razorback.
40:19And please give me my coins, Talia.
40:22Oh!
40:23What happened?
40:24But I agreed that that was going to happen.
40:26I'd say there's general confusion about the coins.
40:29I knew that would happen.
40:30I'd say overall.
40:32What was the bet?
40:32That I'd catch and eat a burger?
40:34Jacob will catch a burger with one hand.
40:37Oh.
40:37Cool.
40:38Hey, that's fair.
40:39And that's why I agreed with you.
40:40Hey!
40:41Oh, oh, oh!
40:42Pick.
40:43Is that one?
40:4421.
40:44Whack me up.
40:45Whack me up.
40:46I don't acknowledge his name.
40:47Whack me up.
40:47Give me a couple of coins.
40:4822.
40:49I'll start betting.
40:50And then...
40:51Hey, I'll loan you two coins.
40:53Yes.
40:53Okay, great.
40:54Thank you so much.
40:55Double Razorback again!
40:57That's 42 points.
40:58I'm going to pass that pig!
40:59Pass that pig!
41:00Do you want to double down here?
41:01Sure.
41:02Coin master.
41:03What is it again?
41:03While you guys do that...
41:06That's just a...
41:06A Razorback.
41:07Five points!
41:10Oh, no.
41:11Okay, I'm going to pass this to you.
41:13Give me a...
41:13I'm being included.
41:15Do you have any coins left?
41:17Yeah, I do actually.
41:19Oh, my God.
41:20What's the money in there?
41:20Do I not understand this game?
41:22Why don't you like that?
41:24I love that when you say that, Talia.
41:27I don't think it'll happen.
41:28Don't say anything that's remarkable, Talia.
41:30Don't say anything that's quotable or repeatable.
41:33Yeah, I don't think it'll happen.
41:35Oh!
41:35Oh!
41:36Okay.
41:37That's how this works.
41:38No, no, no, no.
41:38That's the final bet.
41:39We've got to get to a winner.
41:41Don't pig win.
41:42Silo is rolling.
41:43Silo is focused.
41:44We need a winner.
41:45We're focused up.
41:46Hold on.
41:46Razorback.
41:47Pass the pig.
41:48Pass the pig.
41:50Pass the pig.
41:52Snouder.
41:53Snouder.
41:5410 points.
41:5515 total.
41:57Okay.
41:58Snouder.
41:59Snouder.
42:00Snouder.
42:01Okay, that's a Razorback.
42:03Piggies in the USA.
42:05That's a pig out, unfortunately.
42:06Pig out.
42:07All right.
42:07Let me give you a recap.
42:08Vic, zero.
42:09Give me a zero.
42:11Jacob, 47.
42:12I would've kept going.
42:13Talia, 31.
42:14I would've kept hitting it.
42:15I know, sorry.
42:16Oscar, 11.
42:17And me, 45.
42:18You have more points than me and somehow made a mistake.
42:21I did give you two for your coins earlier on.
42:23I took them back because we'll do coins at the end.
42:25I feel like we don't have enough going on here.
42:28It's too easy to follow what's going on.
42:30Talia knows too much about what's happening.
42:32I think we need to hog it up.
42:34What?
42:35You want to go hog wild?
42:36I want to go hog wild.
42:38All right.
42:39Thank you for knowing why I was looking at you.
42:41I got your back.
42:41Yeah.
42:42I think it's time to go hog wild.
42:43Can I get the big pigs?
42:45The big pigs.
42:46The big pigs.
42:47The big pigs.
42:48The big pigs.
42:48Oh.
42:51Big pigs.
42:52It's a piggy in the U.S.
42:54Stop doing that.
42:56Big.
42:57What are their names?
42:58Okay.
42:59This is a great question.
43:00These pigs have very important and significant names.
43:02This first pig obviously is, say it with me, three, two, one.
43:06Orson.
43:08This is Orson Senior.
43:09And then, of course, we have this pig.
43:11It's lovely.
43:12It's a name that's really important and special to me.
43:15Uh-huh.
43:15And this pig's name is...
43:17Three, two, one.
43:18Sala.
43:18He said Sala.
43:20He said Sala.
43:20He said Sala.
43:21He said Sala.
43:21Sala.
43:22E-L-L-A.
43:23Salads.
43:24Orson Senior and Salad.
43:26Orson and Salad.
43:27All right.
43:28I'm going to take my turn.
43:29Roll the big pigs.
43:30Here we go.
43:32One.
43:33One.
43:33That's a cider.
43:34That's a cider.
43:36Two.
43:37All right.
43:37We have 74 more to go.
43:40Razorbacks.
43:40Okay, Razorbacks.
43:41Seven.
43:43How do they feel?
43:44Are they squishy?
43:45They're squishy.
43:46Uh, Trotter.
43:47Twelve.
43:48I was on Zoom, remember?
43:49I was on Zoom.
43:51Uh-oh.
43:51Dude!
43:52The Slaughterhouse!
43:52You went to the Slaughterhouse!
43:53The Slaughterhouse!
43:54It's hard.
43:55It's hard.
43:56It's hard.
43:57Okay, Razorbacks.
43:5817.
43:59I'm falling apart.
44:01Razorbacks.
44:01Razorbacks.
44:0222.
44:03I'm going to bank 22.
44:04So what's that make your score?
44:0667.
44:07It's right there.
44:08Sorry, guys.
44:09One.
44:11Pig down.
44:12Yeah.
44:13Tough.
44:14They got a lot of bounce stuff.
44:16Tough stuff, Ken.
44:17Five.
44:19There's so much going on.
44:20Are you generally confused?
44:21Okay, okay.
44:22No.
44:23I'll calm down.
44:24You've been a lot.
44:24Good.
44:25You've been a lot.
44:27One.
44:28Cider.
44:29Almost pig heaven.
44:32West Virginia.
44:34Okay.
44:35Trotter.
44:36That's a Trotter for five.
44:39Ow!
44:39Slaughterhouse.
44:40Oh, my God.
44:41They're sharp.
44:43Hey.
44:45Five.
44:45Five.
44:45These coins are insane.
44:49That's a Razorback.
44:4921.
44:50You're going to keep going.
44:51That will put you on the board with 21.
44:53I'm a classic.
44:54Okay, 21.
44:5521.
44:56What do you want?
44:56I don't trust anyone.
44:57I don't trust anyone.
44:57I am your friend.
44:59Pig out.
45:00And that's unfortunately pig out.
45:02Okay, these, I'm not going to lie.
45:03These are harder.
45:03I can tell.
45:06That's how you do it.
45:06We don't hate that.
45:07And that's how you do it, actually.
45:09Trotter.
45:09I'm getting ripped apart by these burgers.
45:11Pig out.
45:13Sorry.
45:13I don't know.
45:14Actually, I don't like these big ones.
45:15All right.
45:16Come on.
45:17Come on, piggies.
45:18You got this.
45:19Oh, my God.
45:20Whoa, you got another?
45:21Dang.
45:22That was pretty good, though.
45:23Damn, there's hair on this one.
45:24Wow.
45:25Oscar has one point on the board.
45:28I have a stitch in my side.
45:30There you go.
45:33That's one of your catchphrases.
45:34This is going well.
45:35Yeah, Talia has a cider.
45:36There's a stitch in my side.
45:38There's a stitch in my side.
45:38That's a classic Talia catchphrase.
45:40There's a stitch in my side.
45:41No, it's not.
45:42Yes, it is.
45:43No, it's not.
45:43No, it's not.
45:44No, it's not.
45:44No, it's not.
45:45Oscar currently has two points.
45:48It's about to be more already.
45:50Boom.
45:50Oh, my gosh.
45:51That's a leaning tower.
45:52That is good enough.
45:53That's 20.
45:5420 points.
45:55It's whatever.
45:5620 points.
45:56All right.
45:56I'm chill.
45:57That's a fun game with my friends.
45:59There's so much going on.
46:00I'm going to pass the pick.
46:01I think we should go back to the regular side.
46:03Pass the pick.
46:04All right.
46:05Here are our current scores.
46:06As it stands, we have Vic in last place with zero.
46:10Then we have Kimia with 21, Talia with 31, Oscar with 33, Jacob with 47, and me with 67.
46:20You know what I'm playing for.
46:21Play to win.
46:22Second place.
46:22Second place, baby.
46:24Let's go.
46:24Pick out.
46:25Pick out.
46:26Pick out.
46:26Pick out.
46:28If we all go around and pick out, we've got to call her.
46:30Please.
46:31Please.
46:31Okay, that's fine.
46:32Kimia is rolling.
46:33Two.
46:34Sorry.
46:35Pick out.
46:36Oh, my God.
46:36Becca's sweet.
46:37You didn't even wait for her.
46:39I'm sorry.
46:39I forgot about it.
46:40But the same outcome would have happened.
46:43Single razorback.
46:44All right.
46:44Okay.
46:45That's good.
46:46You get two points and I get minus two.
46:51I don't know what's real noise and what's just real noise.
46:53Pig out.
46:53Pig out.
46:54Horses rolling.
46:56No.
46:57What are you saying?
46:58That's a pig out.
47:00That's a pig out.
47:00That's a pig out.
47:13Okay.
47:17And 40 points for Oscar.
47:19Oscar, you could win it.
47:21You're at 40, which puts you at 73.
47:25I'm at 40.
47:25Sweet.
47:26That's so funny.
47:26Double razorback.
47:27One in the country, one in the city.
47:30It's a parlay.
47:31Damn.
47:32Pick out.
47:32Cider.
47:33It's a cider.
47:3441.
47:35Plus two and I get minus two.
47:3742 and two at zero.
47:40Right.
47:41Razorback.
47:42Oh, that's how you get somebody to win.
47:4447.
47:45You sweet ass.
47:46Okay.
47:47Someone is figuring it out.
47:50Well, now that I have nothing to lose, a leaning jowler and a snar.
47:54That's crazy, dude.
47:55That's so tough.
47:56It's the toughest roll.
47:57That's crazy.
47:58Classic Talia.
47:59She's always saying that.
48:01Stop, dude.
48:02Pig out.
48:03That's a cider.
48:04One.
48:0667 means you win.
48:07And you're at 49.
48:09And I'm at 49.
48:10Okay, I'm almost there.
48:11I'm almost there.
48:12I'm almost there.
48:12Sui.
48:13Sui.
48:14Double.
48:15Razorback.
48:16Razorback.
48:16Oh my god.
48:19It's a trotter and a Razorback for 10 points.
48:22So it's 20 points.
48:23What?
48:23What?
48:24Bringing you to 69.
48:27Oscar, just one.
48:29Come on.
48:30Congrats.
48:32You passed the pig.
48:33I love it when you say that always, Talia.
48:35No, no.
48:36Eat the pigs.
48:37I think I pull out from the...
48:39No!
48:40Talia, would you say that you have said Talia will make a catchphrase?
48:46I think I've made a couple of catchphrases.
48:48Talia, I think I have one that you did not make a catchphrase.
48:51I didn't make one.
48:52No, Talia said she did make a catchphrase.
48:54Talia, what's your catchphrase?
48:56We'll split it.
48:57My catchphrase is, winner winner, piggy dinner.
49:01Piggy dinner.
49:01Piggy dinner.
49:02Alright, we'll split it for that.
49:03And I won this one, because you thought that Vic would put their glasses back on their face
49:09and did not.
49:10People are going to argue with Jacob's interpretation of something.
49:13You guys didn't really...
49:14Yes.
49:14You win.
49:15You win.
49:16People were generally confused by the rules.
49:18Yeah.
49:19So you get those points.
49:20Vic will hold up a fish.
49:22They won again.
49:23I would have if I came close to winning.
49:25Yeah.
49:26Alright, I placed a bet.
49:28Jacob will win.
49:29Oh!
49:30Jacob, I had a lot of faith in you.
49:32I'm sorry to let you down.
49:32I had so much faith.
49:33I'm so sorry.
49:33And I'm a little disappointed, but Oscar is happy.
49:36I'll have your back next time.
49:38Thanks.
49:38What's that one?
49:39No, that one?
49:39We should add up all of our coins.
49:41Add up all the coins.
49:42Okay, yeah, let's add up all of our coins.
49:44I have 11 coins.
49:45I have one coin that is back on.
49:47Wait, can I have a bet?
49:49I don't have one.
49:49Oscar and I are tied for 11 coins.
49:51We need a coin breaker.
49:52Talia's holding onto one of mine.
49:53Vic has three of mine, but I'll just keep the four and be fine with that.
49:58Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
49:59I got ten.
50:00So that brings your point total to ten.
50:02Yeah!
50:03Kimia!
50:05How many coins do you have?
50:06I guess six.
50:07Are you sad?
50:08Are you sad?
50:09Are you sad?
50:10Yeah, I mean, I just, I thought I'd come here and have fun with my friends.
50:13And all I wanted was second place.
50:15It wasn't a lot to ask.
50:16No.
50:18And none of that could have even come close to happening for me.
50:23So, given the coin totals, final scores.
50:26Yee-haw, little piggy.
50:28There's Talia with zero plus zero coins.
50:32How did I fall so far from range?
50:35You won the first round.
50:36Then in second to last is Vic with just ten from the ten coins.
50:40I'm the last, though.
50:42Kimia with 27.
50:44Gosh, just in the middle.
50:45So boring.
50:46So boring.
50:47Jacob with 38.
50:5011 coins.
50:51So tied for most coins.
50:53I had 69.
50:55Nice!
50:56Woo!
50:58Why were we doing this earlier?
51:01Double, double.
51:02Yeah, double, double.
51:02Double, double, baby.
51:04And that means Oscar won with 113.
51:08Yay!
51:12All right, friends.
51:13That's it for Parlor Room, where strategy meets shenanigans.
51:16And I hope you have some fun picking it up.
51:19We'll see you next time.
51:21Let's get these burgers back!
51:22Burgers!
51:23We have the burgers!
51:24We have the burgers!
51:24We have the burgers!
51:25We get a thousand burgers this time!
51:27Time to eat!
51:27I played this game with my entire heart and ass, and I would not change a single thing about what
51:34I did.
51:35I won because I didn't quite understand the rules of the game.
51:38There can't always be a winner in the game of pig.
51:41Rump roast, baby.
51:42I will be honest and say I owe 100% of my win to Jacob Wysocki, who could not do
51:49the math correctly to save his life.
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