- 31 minutes ago
Gogglebox Season 27 Episode 17
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00There's a spider on the butter.
00:02What is it?
00:03Spider on the butter.
00:05Oh, not stuck into it by its legs?
00:08No.
00:09You mean it's just walked across the butter?
00:12I've dealt with it in a humane way, Mary,
00:13by putting it into the plate drawer.
00:18Oh, man!
00:21Well, I absolutely knew what they had!
00:26Oh, Barcelona!
00:29No, I don't like that this guy's trying to tell me
00:31how to eat my dinner. A what?
00:33Foot fetish! I had no idea
00:35that was a thing. Remove my britches.
00:37Expose your loins.
00:39I like that.
00:42Oh, Ronnie!
00:43This is weird.
00:44Gee, he's a mercenary bugger, isn't he?
00:46This is why I don't eat. That is Dyson
00:49with the devil. Oh, no.
00:50He suffers for his art, doesn't he? Clearly.
00:53A Bentley Continental!
00:54I think I'd rather call it a Dane,
00:57actually, wouldn't you?
00:58Who's been arrested now, and for what?
01:02In the first half of 2026,
01:06we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:10Sugar's shot lists were feeling the pressure on BBC One.
01:14No, I wrote this, so I was having a conversation
01:16with the AI to help it improve my work
01:18and my ideas, and I have all of the logs.
01:20Just last week, I was doing reviews
01:22for my stuff, and my other manager goes,
01:24why is it taking me so long?
01:25Why don't you just use AI? I used AI.
01:28Just do that. And I said, sorry,
01:30no, no, because
01:32my reports will not be written
01:34by some little AI.
01:35You, who's best friends with AI, shut up!
01:37I used it for advice not to write my work for me.
01:41The flirting in fancy dress continued on Netflix.
01:45Are you in need of assistance?
01:46It is a slippery little thing, and I cannot find my valet.
01:48May I?
02:01You chased me pretty hard.
02:03Let's face it, darling, you flew the whole way to Mexico.
02:05You didn't really know me that well.
02:08That was, I was your Cinderella, wasn't I?
02:11I mean...
02:12I mean, I'm not the best example of Cinderella.
02:16Yeah.
02:16Slightly bigger shoe.
02:17There is an argument that maybe that is the case.
02:20Oh, there is an...
02:21Oh, look, you're flushing, darling!
02:26And NASA's big rocket took us further than we've ever been before.
02:30It will take about four days to get to the moon.
02:33Then they'll fly around its far side,
02:35the side we never see from Earth.
02:36Oh, I can think of so many better things I could do in a week.
02:39I could get the blinds cleaned.
02:42I could do a nice spring clear out.
02:44I could do all sorts of weeks.
02:45I'd just class that as worst timing.
02:46It's such a waste of time.
02:48Oh!
02:49To go and look at the stupid, silly, fat moon.
02:59In Leeds...
03:00Izzy, I've done something today that I've been meaning to do for six months.
03:06What?
03:06I've washed my mucky shoes.
03:08What?
03:09Them ones under the caravan?
03:10Them ones that were under the caravan, yeah.
03:12No!
03:12Oh!
03:13And do you know all I did?
03:14What?
03:15I just put them in washing machine.
03:17Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
03:19I thought, I'll break my washing machine rather than wash some by hand.
03:25That is literally you.
03:27That gets fuming with me over what I put in washing machine.
03:30Well, yeah, you were telling me about them chicken mats that you actually really nearly did break your washing machine.
03:34Is he still going on about that?
03:37Bits of stones and straw, ridden mats and you put them in washing machine.
03:43I've opened your dishwasher and found a pair of sliders before.
03:47Work smarter, not harder, Izzy.
03:51In April, it was a big night for big brains on BBC2.
03:56Have you got your intelligent head on?
03:58I've always got my intelligent head on, Jenny.
04:00You see, for us, this would be universally challenged, not university challenged.
04:04Yeah.
04:05We're challenged across the board, not just at university.
04:08Yeah.
04:08I think that is part of being Northern as well, though.
04:11You know, it's a geographical issue as well.
04:18I'll tell you what the biggest challenge I've had the other day was getting my trousers on.
04:22What?
04:23That was my biggest challenge.
04:24I couldn't get them on.
04:25I couldn't get my leg in.
04:26I was half an hour.
04:27Asking the questions, I'm old Roger.
04:31He is the quiz master and they've got rid of that chair that made him look like an insect.
04:36Hello and welcome to the grand final of the 2025-26 series of University Challenge.
04:42Edinburgh, Manchester.
04:43What's happened to Oxford and Cambridge?
04:45Well...
04:45Well, they're usually up there.
04:47You were at Edinburgh, you know?
04:48I was at our university in Edinburgh.
04:50In Edinburgh.
04:51The team from Manchester have faced New College Oxford.
04:54There we go.
04:54We've got someone with a hat on.
04:56That's definitely Manchester.
04:58Hi, I'm Kai Madrick.
04:59I'm from Foy in Cornwall and I'm studying for a PhD in AI and Astrophysics.
05:03I was from Cornwall.
05:04That explains the hat.
05:05Yeah.
05:05If it was me on there, I'm Pete Sandiford and I'm from Blackpool and I am daft.
05:11Here we go.
05:11Fingers on buzzers.
05:12Here's your first starter for ten.
05:14What's with Ashwick's buzzing hand?
05:18I think that's a technique.
05:20To whom are these words of Mary Wollstonecraft addressed?
05:24Having read with great pleasure a pamphlet which you have lately published, I dedicate this
05:28volume to you.
05:29Is this a question?
05:32I'm already lost.
05:33Bro.
05:34I'm not going to lie.
05:35Yeah, I'm done.
05:36I don't even know what they just said.
05:37They're taken from the dedication of her vindication of the rights of women, written in response
05:41to this French statesman and diplomat's assertion.
05:44How was this question?
05:46I was going to say that women's education should be limited to the domestic sphere.
05:50Anybody?
05:50Who's a cheeky Frenchman?
05:52Um, Russo, wasn't it?
05:55Manchester, Manchewick.
05:56Russo?
05:57No.
05:59Edinburgh Richards.
06:00Can I just say?
06:01No, it was Talleyrand.
06:02Oh, I knew that.
06:04Obviously it was Talleyrand.
06:05Obviously it was.
06:06It's Talleyrand, you think bastard.
06:07Next question.
06:08Picture round now.
06:09Oh, picture round.
06:10We'll do well here.
06:11You're going to see a national flag.
06:13Turkey!
06:14Pakistan.
06:14That's Cyprus.
06:15Bookmark.
06:16I simply need the name of the country it represents.
06:19Saudi Arabia.
06:20Targwan.
06:21Honolulu.
06:22Manchester, Manchewick.
06:23Turkmenistan.
06:24Well done.
06:24Where?
06:25Turkmenistan.
06:27Fucking hell.
06:28Turkey.
06:28Pakistan.
06:29Turkmenistan.
06:30What have we got?
06:31We actually got it between us.
06:33After a 5th century bishop of Constantinople condemned by the council...
06:37He's nodding his head.
06:39Wigan warriors.
06:41Manchester, Manchewick.
06:42Nestorian.
06:42It is the Nestorians.
06:43Well done.
06:44When Majewick knows, he knows, doesn't he?
06:46Yeah, it's the hat.
06:47Look at him lined up on that buzzer!
06:49Well done.
06:50Don't start with questions.
06:52The Second Crusade was called in response to which crusader states captured by Zangi,
06:57governor of Mosul and Aleppo.
06:59He will help you, love.
07:00Majewick, he will help you.
07:01I'll tell you now.
07:02The problem with them talking about the Second Crusade is I don't actually remember the first one.
07:07It was the most northerly of those founded during the First Crusade.
07:10Powers, she's planning what she's going to have for a tea, I reckon.
07:13She's not concentrating.
07:15Okay.
07:15I think Odessa for this.
07:18Uh, yeah.
07:19Yeah, I think you're right, Majewick.
07:20You should go with whatever you think, Majewick.
07:22Captain Odessa.
07:24Yes.
07:25He got that one right, Odessa.
07:27Come on, Majewick can do this on his own.
07:30They're all going, yeah, I think you're right.
07:32I think it is, yeah.
07:33None of them have any clue.
07:35No.
07:36They're just going with what Majewick says.
07:38Your bonuses are on subjects of paintings by Jean-Michel Basquiat.
07:42I know Basquiat's work.
07:43He was very cool in the 80s.
07:46A 1983 work by Basquiat is titled Toussaint Louverture versus which Italian preacher and religious reformer?
07:52Majewick, tell me.
07:53A powerful figure in Florence in the late 1400s, his sermons railing against impiety, corruption and luxury led to public
08:00bonfires of the vanities in that city.
08:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the fingers are going.
08:04Oh, oh, Madwick is thinking, is thinking.
08:07Savonarula?
08:08Yeah.
08:09Savonarula?
08:10Yes.
08:11God, lad, Madwick, get in there!
08:14He had to dig that one out, didn't he?
08:16He did.
08:16Cool.
08:17He even had to waggle his hands to get that out.
08:21I like this.
08:21I go like this when I'm thinking.
08:24I look gormless.
08:25When I'm studying, I go, oh.
08:28Oh, Michelle does as well.
08:30She's gormless.
08:35I had to go for my first ever boob measure in my whole life.
08:39Can't say I've been to one of them.
08:41You don't want to go for one.
08:42It was so awkward.
08:43She said, do you want me to step out the room while you get changed?
08:46I said, no, I couldn't give her monkeys, it's only a tit.
08:49Yep.
08:50Best friends, Abby and Georgia.
08:53I wouldn't do that.
08:55I've got to 26 without having to do that.
08:57I just guess.
08:58Yeah, but guessing, she said, because I've been guessing for 25 years,
09:02she said the bra I was wearing has been lying on my tissue
09:06where the duck pellets are.
09:10Duck pellets?
09:12What's it called?
09:14Where you breastfeed.
09:17Duck.
09:18Your ducts.
09:20Ducts.
09:21Boob ducts.
09:22She said my...
09:23Not duck pellets.
09:24Duck food.
09:25She said my bra's been lying on my...
09:27What's it called?
09:29I don't actually know.
09:31On that.
09:33And it can cause issues if you want to breastfeed.
09:35So now I've got bras that'll fit and be perfect if I ever want to breastfeed in the future.
09:39And not...
09:41Oh!
09:42Hurt my...duck feathers or whatever you call it.
09:47In spring, it was more of the same on ITV.
09:50You know what I like about Britain's Got Talent?
09:52What?
09:53It's probably how they felt in the olden days.
09:55You know, like going to the theatre on a Saturday night.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Yeah.
09:58It does feel very much like we are in the theatre hall.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Might have a chalk house in the ad rates.
10:02Why?
10:03Have you got some in?
10:03No.
10:04It's good I'm out of hospital in time for Britain's Got Talent.
10:09Oh, Sean, I forgot to tell you.
10:10You've got a get well soon card from the kebab shop.
10:19You know what we've got here.
10:21What's your name?
10:22My name is Alessandro.
10:24Alessandro.
10:24Alessandro.
10:25I am Pedro.
10:28Everybody calls me Asco.
10:30I'm from Italy.
10:31Fantastic.
10:33You get a big clap for coming from Italy.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Well, it's nice, isn't it?
10:37I will show you something that I'm sure you've never seen before.
10:40Really?
10:42I've heard that line before.
10:44I'm from an Italian.
10:45Yeah.
10:47There's a lot of them.
10:48He's brought his own orchestra, this guy.
10:50He's brought everyone.
10:55Isn't that lovely?
10:58So far, so good.
11:00Oh, I love it already.
11:03It's a bit boring, isn't it?
11:05Worth.
11:05Worth.
11:09Is it Mozart's Requiem?
11:11I know this music.
11:12Ah.
11:13It's from an advert.
11:16Ooh.
11:18Ooh, I'm getting goose pimples.
11:20It's not British Airways, is it?
11:22No.
11:22No.
11:27I'm liking it.
11:29Oh, it's very good.
11:30It's very powerful.
11:31It's very moving.
11:34This reminds me of Harry Potter.
11:37I don't know if it's because he's got a wand.
11:39I'm not sure.
11:41Oh, I'm going on.
11:42It's going down.
11:43He's saying, bit of shushy now.
11:47Now what's he going to do?
11:48He's going to do something now.
11:50I was enjoying it up until now.
11:54Oh, no.
11:55Come on!
11:57Now we're talking!
11:58My fridge makes that noise on a night.
12:01That's how I used to do it.
12:03Why does that happen?
12:04We're ready!
12:06Are you ready?
12:08No.
12:09I'm not ready.
12:10We're ready!
12:12We're ready!
12:16We're ready!
12:17What a goal!
12:19I'm ready!
12:21Bum, bum, bum!
12:27Oh, here we go.
12:29Now we're thrilling.
12:30You'll be cool.
12:34Oh, yes, Alexandra!
12:45There we go.
12:46There we go.
12:47We've got our heart pump on now.
12:48Oh, you'll be cool, Tim.
12:50There we go.
12:50Oh, look at Cheryl!
12:56It wants us up, isn't it?
12:58Come on!
13:03Is that feeling it, Sean?
13:05Uh, yeah.
13:05Yeah, I'm feeling it totally.
13:11I'm feeling it.
13:11Go on, everyone, love it!
13:13Another old grinning and yelling approval in a savage way.
13:23Lick shot, golden buzzer, come on!
13:25That was incredible!
13:27I think that was confusing.
13:29So do I.
13:29That would go down well in Ibiza.
13:32Won't it?
13:32Right, right in Ibiza.
13:33Oh, yeah!
13:34When were you last in Ibiza?
13:36Can you imagine?
13:36Phone party, Ibiza.
13:38Me and George.
13:40Right.
13:49In Hull.
13:50Yeah, so you've got the washing out today.
13:52I did today, yeah, finally.
13:53For the first time since I've been back in a month.
13:55Can you believe that?
13:56Oh, hiya, love.
13:57I mean, I bet it's warmer over there.
13:58Are you all right?
13:58No, it's not really.
14:00Hiya, Jenny.
14:00Hiya, love.
14:01Best friends Jenny and Lee.
14:03Oh, you're talking to...
14:04It's funny, isn't it?
14:05Every time I...
14:06I'm talking to Steve.
14:08Oh!
14:08I've got a decent room.
14:10Hiya, love.
14:12Hello, Jenny.
14:13Are you all right?
14:14I'm very well.
14:15Nice to hear you, boys.
14:17Yeah, nice to hear us and all.
14:18Are you missing me?
14:19Oh, lots, I am.
14:22Earlier this year, beginners in business were at it again on BBC One.
14:27You see, the thing is, with Lord Sugar, you know, he goes,
14:30you're fired.
14:30What he doesn't actually realise is that the legislation now
14:33with regards to employment law has changed considerably.
14:36And if he's not careful, that he will end up in a tribe funeral.
14:40Yeah, and you don't want that on your hands.
14:42Not at his age.
14:44You're fired.
14:47Do you know what?
14:48I can't take my eyes off Alan Sugar's earlobes.
14:51Earlobes.
14:52Big old earlobes, them, aren't they?
14:53Whose earlobes are bigger mine, or Alan Sugar's?
14:56Alan's.
14:56Good morning.
14:57In the programme, Lord Sugar was remoting in
15:00with another creative challenge for the teams.
15:02And the UK spends an astonishing £9 billion a year
15:08on products for their pets.
15:10£9 billion on that guy?
15:12I can believe that.
15:13Really?
15:14Alan Sugar doesn't really know much about animals.
15:16That's just one trip to the vet.
15:19So you're going to come up with a new pet lifestyle brand,
15:24design an innovative pet product.
15:26I like that.
15:28This is a bit of me.
15:29I would excel at this task.
15:30The biggest purchase I've made recently, self-cleaning litter trays.
15:35Ooh, that's the kind of shit they need to be coming up with.
15:38Planning to pounce on a winning idea.
15:40Now, imagine if you had the power to leave your dog voice snorts.
15:43Voice snorts.
15:45I speak to my dogs all the time, don't you?
15:46So do I.
15:47In my head, okay, there's a dog bed, right?
15:50And dog owners communicate and leave, like, little voice messages
15:53for their dogs.
15:54I don't think Perkins would like that very much.
15:56No.
15:56It would confuse them and think we're there.
15:58It thinks we're there.
15:59Surely that would freight the dog out, though.
16:01Yeah, dog's having him out and they're saying,
16:02Whoa!
16:04Where's that come from?
16:05The logo needs to be minimalistic and chic.
16:07Like, I thought of Maison Lachien, which means house of dog.
16:10That sounds kind of sick, innit?
16:12Yeah, that sounds sick, Maison Lachien.
16:14Chic canines or Chic Lachien?
16:17Chic Lachien?
16:18I know Chic is.
16:20Posh.
16:20Yeah.
16:21Posh dogs.
16:21In French, wouldn't it be the other way around?
16:23Lachien Chic.
16:24Yeah, that just sounds way better.
16:26Lachien Chic.
16:27Chic is very much like Paris Chic.
16:31It's very, like, elegant.
16:32Did she say Chic is really...
16:34It's like Paris, it's like Chic, so Chic is Chic.
16:37Just to confirm, the brand name is going to be Chic Lachien.
16:42That's not how you spell it! That's not how you spell it!
16:46Yeah, that's not right.
16:46It should be C-H-I-C.
16:48Yeah.
16:49Like that.
16:50Perfect.
16:51Chiqua.
16:52Chiqua Lachien.
16:53It's a shame, because it looks quite good as well.
16:55It does look quite nice, but it means fuck all.
16:57Can I just double check the spelling of Chic Lachien?
17:00Good question.
17:01C-H-I-Q-U-E.
17:05That's not the spelling of Chic.
17:07R-U-G!
17:09I love her.
17:10Well done, Christmas Sheath.
17:11But on air, you know.
17:12Yeah, she is.
17:13How would you usually spell it?
17:15So it would be C-H-I-C.
17:16C-H-I-C.
17:18Oh, like Chic.
17:19Yeah, like Chic.
17:20Oh, so you spell Chic like Chic.
17:23Right, yeah, OK, yeah, I see what you're saying now.
17:27So if we write a rough script for this, keep it short and sweet.
17:30Oh, so they're coming up with the messages that you're going to hear in the bed, right?
17:33Yeah.
17:34Weird.
17:34Hey, baby, I miss you.
17:35I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
17:37Love you so much.
17:39See you soon.
17:39Bye.
17:40He would say that to the dog.
17:42Hey, baby, I miss you.
17:43Have you ever said to Pickle, hey, baby, I miss you?
17:45No.
17:46So this is going to be audio activated.
17:48Any loud bang, an ambulance, a knock on the door.
17:51Hey, baby, I miss you.
17:52I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
17:54That clap just triggered it.
17:56See you soon.
17:56That's clever.
17:57Love you so much.
17:58See you soon.
17:59Bye.
18:00That dog's going to get fed up of that, man.
18:02That noise is going to get...
18:04She's going to get sick of the sound of her own voice, you know?
18:06We initially started with a round bed.
18:08Yeah.
18:08Then I was like, no, let's do it.
18:09Hey, baby, I miss you.
18:10I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
18:11Oh, no.
18:12It's too sensitive.
18:13It's going off everything.
18:15Obviously, it does go off with quite sensitive sounds.
18:18Hey, baby, I miss you.
18:20Oh, wow.
18:22Oh, no.
18:23Don't fucking drive anyone back.
18:27The dog will be back.
18:28Let me out.
18:31Guys, you know, today's a big busy day.
18:33We've got the pitch.
18:33Hey, baby, I miss you.
18:37Hey, baby.
18:40I'm just going to switch that off.
18:42Love you so much.
18:43See you soon.
18:44Bye.
18:45Yeah, bye.
18:46She's switching it off.
18:47She's not even like it herself.
18:47She's switching the bastard off and it's her voice.
18:50I've spunked so much money on pets over the years.
18:52I block it out because I don't want to remember
18:54because I've just upset myself.
18:56Exactly.
18:58But I can tell you what I wouldn't be wasting my money on.
19:01That.
19:02Yes.
19:04In Manchester.
19:06I tried a new karaoke song the other night.
19:09Shania Twain.
19:10You're still the one.
19:11Still the one that I love.
19:15The only one I dream of.
19:18You're still the one I kiss.
19:20Good night.
19:23Did it go down well, did it?
19:24It did.
19:25The Malones.
19:26I knew it was coming on that night, so I was at the pub ready
19:30and waiting for the karaoke woman to turn up.
19:32Oh, you must.
19:33As soon as she got there, the bar manager was like,
19:37look, just saying it's Sean's on first.
19:39Because I was there ready waiting for it.
19:42And then, so I've given myself a new nickname in the pub
19:45of Shania Twain.
19:48In spring, Disney Plus took us on a flying visit
19:52to meet our favourite buzzing insects.
19:55Oh, the bees.
19:56Oh, you like all this shit, don't you?
19:58I just love bees.
19:59You've always loved bees.
20:01I know.
20:01That's one thing consistently since I've known you.
20:03You do love a bumblebee.
20:05What if I told you bees could be the most important animals
20:09on the planet?
20:10I'd believe you.
20:11I'd bee-lieve you.
20:14There are over 20,000 species of bees.
20:18Wow.
20:18I never knew that.
20:19I didn't know that.
20:20I just thought they were just a bee.
20:21And together, they pollinate a third of the food we eat.
20:25Like what type of food?
20:27Potatoes, everything.
20:28They pollinate a spud.
20:33I'm kind of here for this.
20:34Yeah.
20:34Kind of creeped out, kind of here.
20:36I'm in the middle of doing a bee jigsaw.
20:38Are you?
20:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:40Different types of bees.
20:41They all look the same.
20:43It's a bugger.
20:45In the mountain forests of Japan.
20:48Has your sister had any encounters with bees while she's been in Japan?
20:51We don't really have much conversations about bees I'll have to ask her.
20:55The Asian honeybee faces a much more frightening foe.
20:59What could that be?
21:02Giant hornets.
21:03Oh, they're bad bastards, them hornets.
21:06They're awful.
21:07Oh, right.
21:08Bloody hell, calm down.
21:09Oh, my God.
21:09Look at them.
21:10Known by some as murder hornets.
21:15Because that is what they do.
21:19Oh, you see what they're doing?
21:21Why have we got things like that in their life?
21:24I don't know.
21:26Who needs them?
21:27A nearby hive is in the firing line.
21:30Oh, shit.
21:31Watch your back, lads.
21:34Oh, it's just attacked!
21:36Oh, you arsehole.
21:38Luckily, the entrance is too narrow for the giant.
21:41Oh, it's too narrow, thank Christ for that, then.
21:44The hornet flies off.
21:46A couple of weeks on his M.P.
21:47He gets straight back in.
21:50Recognise me?
21:51Yeah.
21:51I'm back.
21:52The hornet marks the hive with a chemical scent
21:57that will guide her and her clan right back.
22:03That's horrible.
22:04So they're going to come back in masses?
22:06This is like a nightmare.
22:08Well, I think you're overreacting.
22:09I can't.
22:09Why can't you just watch a nature documentary
22:11without being hysterical?
22:13So I've never seen such a horrible thing
22:15as a murder hornet.
22:17The hornet's back.
22:21With her sisters.
22:23Oh, God, there's three of them!
22:24Oh, what the bloody hell!
22:27And together, they slice their way in.
22:32Oh, Daniela!
22:33No!
22:34They're eating the entrance!
22:40Oh, it's in!
22:41Oh, no!
22:42Oh, no!
22:43Why don't all the bees just gang up on that big hornet now
22:46and just sting him in the face?
22:47Yeah, twat it.
22:48The bees' only hope for survival is to respond as one.
22:54Oh, yeah.
22:55Attack!
22:55Oh, swarm it!
22:57Swarm it!
22:57Swarm it!
22:58Swarm it!
23:01Hold...
23:01Now!
23:03Go on!
23:03Get in!
23:07They're all on him, Joe!
23:08Go on!
23:09Sting the bastard!
23:11Sting him up!
23:11Sting him up!
23:12Sting him up!
23:13Sting him up!
23:14Sting him up!
23:15Sting him up!
23:16The bees vibrate their wings together to generate extreme heat.
23:20That is perfect!
23:22They're gonna cook him!
23:23They're setting it on fire with the wings!
23:25That's mental!
23:26And nuke it!
23:28Nuke it, yeah.
23:29Brilliant!
23:31The temperature in the centre reaches 115 degrees.
23:36What?!
23:37Wow!
23:38Hot enough to fry a hornet.
23:40And then chuck its fried body out to warn the others.
23:43Yeah.
23:44Did somebody order a hornet?
23:45One fried hornet coming up!
23:47Send it back out fried!
23:49There's your mate!
23:51The next invader gets the same treatment.
23:55Yes!
23:57And here's another one.
23:58Yeah, get that one as well.
24:00Their collective action has achieved the near impossible.
24:04Oh, it's like...
24:06What?
24:07The next.
24:09And save the colony.
24:12That is wild!
24:14I mean, what's that last hornet gonna do?
24:16Go back and tell everybody?
24:18Well, there we go.
24:19Jon and Kevin have just been killing that hive out there.
24:22You wanna watch these vicious little gits?
24:24Don't wait with us!
24:33Don't wait with us!
24:34In Caffilly...
24:35Ah, so do you fancy your idea of going to Paris for your birthday or no?
24:40Well, I don't mind France.
24:42Paris is in France.
24:43I thought it was two different places.
24:46Dave and his wife, Shirley.
24:48Well, Paris is the capital of France.
24:51Oh, I didn't know that.
24:52How long have you been under this?
24:54Well, I always thought, you know the...
24:57What's that?
24:58Leaning Tower of Pisa, innit?
25:01That's in Paris, innit?
25:04That's in Italy and Rome.
25:05Is it?
25:06Yeah.
25:07Oh, no, I mean the other...
25:09Geographically!
25:10You or me?
25:11I mean the other building.
25:13Not the Eifield.
25:14Oh, the Eifield Tower.
25:15The Blackpool Tower.
25:16No, the Eifield, innit?
25:18What is it?
25:19The Eifield Tower.
25:20The Eifield?
25:21Yeah.
25:22It's the Eifield Tower.
25:24Oh, right.
25:24God help us.
25:25It's not where the hell I am.
25:27In February, Benedict was still on the hunt for his missing Cinderella on Netflix.
25:33Do you know what?
25:33I'm not into oldy-worldy shite, but I do like a bit of Bridgerton now.
25:36Well, it's oldy-worldy shite with a twister now, innit?
25:39Bit of muck.
25:40Yeah.
25:41I think that is why I like it, cos it has got that nice tingy muck running through it.
25:45Yeah.
25:45Remove my britches.
25:46Expose your loins.
25:48I like that.
25:52Ooh, Bridgerton.
25:54Brrrr!
25:55Brrrr!
25:56Brrrr!
25:56Brrrr!
25:56At the minute, Benedict is actually falling in love with Sophie, the maid,
26:00but he's still not realised that she was actually the woman in silver when there was the ball.
26:06Quite dashing, brother.
26:07Oh, good evening, Sophie.
26:09Mr Bridgerton.
26:10That's her!
26:11There she is.
26:12This is her!
26:12Now, won't you think?
26:14You look better in silver, love.
26:16Yeah.
26:16No, you see, he's not taking much notice, I don't think.
26:19No, no.
26:19No.
26:21How are you finding your position?
26:24My sisters are not wearing you out, are they?
26:26You'd like to wear her out, wouldn't they?
26:28Theresa!
26:29Oh, I find them to be intellectually, er, surprising.
26:32Even her voice, he spoke to her.
26:34Yeah!
26:35He spoke to her.
26:36You're thick.
26:39Are you in need of assistance?
26:41Oh, I beg your pardon?
26:42It is a slippery little thing and I cannot find my valet.
26:45May I?
26:45May I?
26:46May I?
26:47May you?
26:48I think this is a bit inappropriate, isn't it?
26:52Look, look at her gazing up at him!
26:54I'd laugh if someone was looking at me like that.
26:56I actually would just say, what are you looking at?
26:59You fucking creep!
27:01There you are.
27:04Thank you, Sophie.
27:06Oh, shit!
27:07I thought they were going to kiss then.
27:09Oh, he is absolutely smitten with that girl.
27:13A bit later, Benedict's mum thought she'd found the mystery lady
27:17and arranged a tea party.
27:20And did you grow up in the countryside?
27:21We live between the two.
27:23I live from here.
27:25I clean for fresh air.
27:27He's looking at the mouth.
27:28The mouth will give it a wink,
27:30because there's a little...
27:32All right.
27:33I think you could tell someone for your mouth.
27:37It's quite a fun idea, a mask grade ball.
27:39I mean, you could tell me by my mouth.
27:41I've got mean little lips.
27:46Here she comes!
27:48It's the only time I've ever seen a Sophie making a tea.
27:55Oh, she's clopped the bird.
27:57And who's this fucker?
27:58She's not happy.
27:59His face is dropped.
28:00He now feels awkward.
28:01We're all bloody awkward.
28:02Such a beautiful home.
28:04It has always been the dream of mine to visit Bridgetton House.
28:06Surely you were here for the masquerade ball.
28:09Oh, yes, I was planning to attend,
28:10but sadly I fell ill and could not.
28:13Oh, lordy me.
28:15She weren't there.
28:17It's not her from the masquerade ball.
28:20Confirmation, it's not her.
28:22Perhaps with all the disguises I was thought to have been there.
28:24You saved a lot of time if you asked that question at the beginning.
28:26Absolutely.
28:27Did you come to the ball?
28:28No, bye.
28:33Oh, no, it's all the staff going out for a drink.
28:35Staff goes out.
28:36Oh, I have left my coin pass in my room.
28:39Aye.
28:40I know somebody else still forgets the coin pass when you do it.
28:42Yeah, don't you?
28:49Oh!
28:49There you go.
28:51I thought you...
28:53Is this a lunge-worthy moment, Mary?
28:55Yes, it is.
28:58Oh, here we go.
29:00Scandalous, Mary.
29:03What?
29:04Oh, my God, where's he going?
29:06I mean, I'm sorry.
29:09Oh.
29:10Oh, don't be silly.
29:11Not up against the wall in the house.
29:15She can't get her bloomers down quick enough.
29:18I know.
29:25What a chance.
29:29Oh!
29:30Oh, my Lord!
29:34Oh, my Lord!
29:37Ever next.
29:38Oh.
29:43Are you?
29:44Oh, no, it's a bit much for me.
29:45It's actually too large.
29:46Have you ever done out like that?
29:47Well, I ain't telling you what they had.
29:52Oh!
29:54She's definitely thinking,
29:54no one's gonna fucking believe this in the morning.
29:56I got fingered off Mr. Bridgeton.
29:59When I search for you and everyone I enter,
30:02my heart beats when you're near.
30:03This is everything Sophie wants to hear.
30:05Look at her face.
30:06This is leading up to the L word, isn't it?
30:08You get the feeling it is?
30:10Sophie.
30:11Will you marry me?
30:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
30:17Be my mistress.
30:19Oh!
30:21I beg your pardon?
30:23What?
30:24Whoa!
30:25Sophie, be my mistress!
30:28Fuck off.
30:29Why? What's the problem?
30:31Mistress.
30:31What's the problem with that?
30:32Just someone that you have sex with.
30:34Mistress?
30:35Yeah.
30:36B is mistress.
30:37When you fill in a form, that's an option.
30:39Miss.
30:40No, and mistress.
30:42Are you coming, Sophie?
30:44We've waited for you.
30:51Not gone damn well.
30:54That'll be a no from me.
30:55Good girl.
30:56Good girl.
30:57Good girl doesn't even give him an answer.
30:59If he'd have asked me to be his mistress in that scenario, I'd have need him in the bollocks,
31:04grabbed me coin purse, gone straight to tavern and snogged somebody else to make him jealous.
31:10I'd have gave him mistress.
31:15In Surrey.
31:16Mum.
31:17It's so cool.
31:18What made you go onto the website and decide, yeah, I want that cardigan out of all of the cardigans
31:24on the website?
31:25Sarah, her husband Andre and their daughter Shay.
31:29Well, this is not going back.
31:30I quite like it.
31:31It's one of my favourites now.
31:32I don't think it can be sent back and nobody else is going to buy it.
31:35I mean...
31:42How dare you.
31:44How dare you.
31:46Question my taste.
31:47Unreturnable.
31:49In April, there was something out of this world on BBC News.
31:54Is it? Look at the size of this egg that my chicken's laid.
31:57Shall we crack it and see if it's a double yorker?
31:59God, that's a big bugger, isn't it?
32:00It is. Can you imagine laying that?
32:02It's huge.
32:03The four astronauts on the Artemis 2 mission are now on their final push towards the moon.
32:09Oh, yeah.
32:11There's a woman in there.
32:12Who the hell would want to go on a mission to the moon?
32:15My sister probably would.
32:16Yeah, I would put her in there, defil.
32:19Their Orion spacecraft will take them around the far side of the moon and back again.
32:23Far side, pedders, so they're going to go round the back.
32:26Who was that, the far side of the moon? Was that ELO?
32:29No, it's pink, white, dark side of the moon. Not fast.
32:32Oh, that's it.
32:34That could be your cover band, Mum.
32:36Earlier today, the crew activated an engine burn lasting precisely five minutes and 55 seconds.
32:41It's known as the Translunar Injection.
32:44Oh, a Translunar Injection.
32:47It increased its speed from 17,500 miles an hour to 24,500 miles an hour.
32:54Ooh, that's fast.
32:56Bloody hell, was Mum driving it?
32:59So it goes on there first and then around the moon.
33:01Is it to pick up momentum?
33:03Oh, swear.
33:03Yeah.
33:04This is the first time since 1972 that humans have travelled outside the Earth's orbit.
33:10Really? Since 1972?
33:12Why is there all of this wastage of peril?
33:15They're talking about global warming, they're making figures of eights in the rocket.
33:18The astronauts are due to return to Earth next Friday.
33:21They're not gone for long, it's like a short holiday, innit?
33:24Yeah, I mean, we'd spend a week in an all-inclusive, not the fucking moon.
33:29I just kept saying to them yesterday, like, I really like it up here.
33:33I wish I could have got here sooner.
33:35You literally sandwiched it between the roof and the bags.
33:39It looks so comfy.
33:40Three, two, one.
33:43Booster ignition.
33:44And lift off.
33:46It's just like Thunderbirds are gold.
33:48That's just...
33:49It's just really much like that.
33:52Don't.
33:53I feel sick thinking about me being in a rocket right now.
33:56I'd pay to see you in a rocket.
34:06In North London...
34:08Aamira, what the hell are you doing right now?
34:10Huh?
34:11Are you being serious?
34:12What are you doing?
34:13Sisters Aamira and Armani.
34:16I'm growing out hairs, man.
34:17I need to take care of it.
34:19I'm in between appointments right now.
34:22so i have to do something about it i can actually see your hair from over here
34:26no don't amana please i'm already self-conscious about it i can see the shadow
34:33earlier this year we were navigating the rocky road to love on netflix i think we're all on the
34:40spectrum well i'm definitely borderline adhd i know i am and julia certainly is adhd oh she's
34:46ocd you mean oh that's right that's right get your d's right yes
34:53yeah you see when you had your first date with ben i just remember you coming back i'm not shutting
34:58up about him and that is when you know that somebody is meant yeah you know thinking what the hell
35:04even i want to shag him hello hello i'm logan i'm 25 years old 25 that's prime time we've got
35:15the same
35:15hashtag logan yes yeah can you tell me about your dating history oh dating history
35:20it has been zero oh pretty like oh this is his first date then i've expected i just want somebody
35:30who dresses nice oh yeah smells good yes that's curly curvy straight hair oh quite specific on the
35:37hair curvy straight yeah what's curvy straight hair is that like a wave uh okay i'd hit that brief
35:47look at that a bunch of red roses how classy you can do this you can do this logan he
35:53doesn't seem
35:54ready at all he's not ready you can we're behind you you absolutely can do this
36:00who's this beauty who's this logan is meeting hayley oh she's lovely she's lovely she likes hockey
36:08players fighting oh so do i hayley that should be in every sport and men in suits men in suits
36:18yes
36:19all he has to do is twat someone with a hockey stick and he's sorted
36:24hello oh how beautiful hi hi i'm healy and i'm logan nice to meet you oh logan you should
36:37have got up mate never mind never mind never mind no the poses are taking me off yeah what i
36:47said
36:48oh i'm i'm logan i don't mention that hi he's nervous though isn't he you gotta give him a chance
36:53he'll warm into this yeah i wish he'd give her the flowers that might break the ice i work at
36:58it at
36:58school as a food service worker serve to the students perfect food all kinds of stuff oh well
37:05tell me more about this oh nice one good good good now now you're talking i'd love it if i
37:13had a
37:13girlfriend that was a dinner lady and they could bring like all the leftovers home and um what is
37:18your um favorite like to do i like to crochet and i like model trains oh he likes to crochet
37:25i could
37:26have a conversation with him i've got the flying scotsman model set at home you have
37:33oh he's died he's died to death it's all good silence julie
37:37what is what are we coming down to just favorite things look and you can help out a bit or
37:44nah it's
37:45like she had a list of questions and she's gone through them in a minute yeah and now she's stuck
37:50yeah are those oh i'm so sorry yes oh she's looking at the flowers i mean uh these are for
37:58you oh
38:00thank you things are looking up aren't they yes what is your favorite tv show
38:08hannah montana a lot of people tease me before and say it's for little kids and i don't care what
38:14they
38:14say well done for not caring what they say oh dude just you like what you like i was obsessed
38:20with
38:20that show well sometimes if people are really mean to me they make fun of me think about me
38:24haley i'm sorry that really that happened oh he's mirroring our language as well well haley just just
38:32just just just remember if you need some if you need a friend i'm always here for you oh he's
38:40cementing
38:41in i'm your friend my heart i gotta say um haley you look really nice today oh he looks relaxing
38:52i thought he was like that he's a little gent in he he's a gent he's going for it i
38:57like that blue
38:58jacket i figured you would i figured you would yeah he knows what he's doing yeah look how cocky he
39:08is
39:08you go from like shy to like yeah i knew you would you know i had a lot of fun
39:12um did you yeah i do
39:16i really like you a lot mostly mostly mostly yeah mel said that to me countless times no mostly mostly
39:26yeah mostly is how she finishes most accomplished 100 yeah would you like to go on another day with me
39:33oh what's she gonna say
39:38please i would like to and go on another date with you
39:46it's very nice to meet you logan it was nice to meet you too
39:48bye haley take care of yourself bye it's charming isn't it absolutely
39:56yes logan let's go logan oh you love that josh do you think we fell in love so quick like
40:02logan and
40:03hayley you did hi cheeky bastard when did you first know you'd fallen in love with percy it wasn't like
40:12a bolt of lightning it's something that grew yes which is i think is more sustainable yeah it grew over
40:18the years yes and and that was that oh that's sweet that's adorable in blackpool me and page have had
40:35to start putting locks on the cupboards really the kids now they just help themselves to everything
40:41they're like locusts they just strip the cupboards p and his little sister sophie page went out the
40:47the other day and i had eva and jimmy right next thing eva just walks in the living room with
40:52a
40:52packet of wine gums going you want the wine i'm like no you shouldn't be eating them you know what
41:01are you a 60 year old man who's on a long drive who even eats wine gums
41:09that's a gateway for like a werther's original yeah yeah jimmy mini roll sucker for a mini roll like
41:14a moth to a flame yeah he had a three yesterday i went that is your third yeah he's like
41:20so
41:23in spring everyone's favorite outspoken interviewers were back on itv one oh lee
41:31one of my favorites oh i love this oh i love this yeah they've cracked something with the assembly
41:37haven't they so it's it's almost a fresh way of looking at people that we think we know a lot
41:43about oh it's steven fry oh my god oh this is gonna be fun oh he's famous for being an
41:54atheist as
41:54well isn't he i've seen him speak about a lot on some stuff is there your uncle dave's an atheist
42:00i heard you went to back in the palace and do drugs making drugs and cocaine oh
42:08he said he sat down 20 seconds ago
42:14the program's not even started yet they're just settling in
42:17Caroline's like are you on drugs now it's a pleasure to watch because they ask the questions we want to
42:23ask isn't it exactly that's the joy of it it's absolute joy we are delighted to have you today
42:30ours rules are no subject is out of bounds we've gathered that my first question is he's looking
42:36a bit nervous yeah i think it is because he's already been hit with the coke in buckingham ballast question
42:42can you help me meet my idol and icon and legend the amazing human being the queen of pop
42:51dame celine marie claudette dion oh yes yes yes yes well tracer will be right beside you then mate
43:03i wish i could help you there i'm afraid i don't know celine dion oh what a disappointment oh i
43:10think i was once in the same room as her but i didn't speak to her oh how could you
43:16be in the
43:16same room and not speak to celine dion he decided to live let her have a little bit of personal
43:21space
43:22love no i'm london that means i'm gay a pride lgbt what is your advice on finding a husband question
43:31mark
43:32he's got a younger man hasn't he he's half his bloody age well i mean it's a different world now
43:37because so many spouses are found online yeah yeah see that's how we met isn't it online my
43:46thought last question final question is are you a top or a bottom oh what's that mean what's the top
43:54or a bottom oh jenny shut up what is it a top or a bottom are you a top or
44:01a bottom she
44:06oh jesus is he gonna answer that wow that is as direct as it gets come on steven i want
44:14to know the
44:14answer that so do i i want to know the question i'm going to leave that a mystery for people
44:20to get
44:20yeah oh boring there is v in the middle of course versatile they're not a bit of both i like
44:29that he has
44:30his curry with chips and rice he's half and half hey every day's a school day george i think you'd
44:36be
44:36a bottom george what would i be top nicola will be next
44:47hello steven hello nicola i mean where'd you go from there where what order do you wash your body parts
44:58you've got steven frayers are asking questions i see what to do what he washes first so i think
45:03you're downstairs and and then upstairs downstairs then upstairs you don't wipe your eyes and wash
45:09your face steven oh that's a weird orderly in it i always worked top to bottom i do the same
45:17when i'm cleaning the house always worked from top to bottom how much have you spent on cocaine
45:24oh how much have you spent on cocaine i probably wasted thousands where'd they get the cocaine from
45:31where do you want his dealer have you got his phone number you get a dealer a dealer dealer yeah
45:36wow where do you got that where do you get the dinner from where oh look at them they've all
45:43known him
45:44have you got any contacts for celine dion and a drug dealer that can get us cocaine this sounds like
45:49a brilliant night that's about to unfold we've been drinking on crack cocaine and beating it up
45:56you know yeah up your nose yeah not crack cocaine that's your smoke i think i've never had that
46:00no he's a crack addict crack cocaine and cocaine is a different thing right isn't it sarah
46:07what what are you asking me for i don't know i'll just have to say what find out what the
46:13top and
46:13bottom is i thought it was sheets that's the only top and bottom i know sheets yeah we'll go with
46:20that
46:20yeah i wonder what raise he's never mentioned it
46:33you
46:36you
46:38Yeah, in a perfect world, in a perfect world, in a perfect, perfect world.
Comments