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00:00There's a spider on the butter.
00:02What is it?
00:03Spider on the butter.
00:05Oh, not stuck into it by its legs?
00:08No.
00:09You mean it's just walked across the butter?
00:12I've dealt with it in a humane way Mary,
00:13by putting it into the plate drawer.
00:20Have you ever done it like that?
00:22Well I absolutely knew what they had.
00:26Oh Barcelona.
00:29No, I don't like that this guy's trying to tell me how to eat my dinner.
00:32A what?
00:33Foot fetish!
00:34I had no idea that was a thing.
00:36Remove my britches, expose your loins.
00:39I like that.
00:40Oh Ronnie.
00:43This is weird.
00:44Gee, he's a mercenary bugger, isn't he?
00:46This is why I don't eat.
00:48That is Dyson with the devil.
00:49Oh no.
00:50He suffers for his art, doesn't he?
00:52A Bentley Continental!
00:54I think I'd rather call it a day now too, wouldn't you?
00:58Who's been arrested now, and for what?
01:02In the first half of 2026, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:10Sugar's shortlist were feeling the pressure on BBC One.
01:14No, I wrote this, so I was having a conversation with the AI to help it improve my work and
01:18my ideas, and I have all of the logs.
01:20Just last week I was doing reviews for my stuff, and my other manager goes, why has it taken me
01:25so long? Why don't you just use AI? I used AI, just do that.
01:28And I said, sorry, no, no, because my reports will not be written by some little AI.
01:35You're his best friend today, shut up! I used it for advice not to write my work for me.
01:40The flirting in fancy dress continued on Netflix.
01:44Are you in need of assistance?
01:46It is a slippery little thing, and I cannot find my valet.
01:48May I?
02:01You chased me pretty hard. Let's face it, darling, you flew the whole way to Mexico.
02:05You didn't really know me that well. That was, I was your Cinderella, wasn't I?
02:11I mean, I'm not the best example of Cinderella. Slightly bigger shoe.
02:17There is an argument that maybe that is the case.
02:20Oh, there is an argument. Look, you're blushing, darling.
02:26And NASA's big rocket took us further than we've ever been before.
02:30It will take about four days to get to the moon. Then they'll fly around its far side, the side
02:35we never see from Earth.
02:36Oh, I can think of so many better things I could do in a week. I could get the blinds
02:41cleaned.
02:42I could do a nice spring clear out. I could do all sorts of weeks. I'd just class that as
02:46worst timing.
02:46It's such a waste of time to go and look at the stupid, silly, fat moon.
02:59In Leeds.
03:00Izzy, I've done something today that I've been meaning to do for six months.
03:05What?
03:06I've washed my mucky shoes.
03:08What? Them ones under the caravan?
03:10Them ones that were under the caravan, yeah.
03:12No.
03:12And do you know all I did? What? I just put them in washing machine.
03:17Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
03:19I thought, I'll break my washing machine rather than wash them by hand.
03:25That is literally you.
03:26Nat gets fuming with me over what I put in washing machine.
03:30Well, yeah, you were telling me about them chicken mats that you actually really nearly did break your washing machine.
03:34Is he still going on about that?
03:37Piece of stones and straw riddened mats and you put them in washing machine.
03:42I've opened your dishwasher and found a pair of sliders before.
03:47Work smarter, not harder, Izzy.
03:51In April, it was a big night for big brains on BBC2.
03:55Have you got your intelligent head on?
03:58I've always got my intelligent head on, Jenny.
04:00You see, for us, this would be universally challenged, not university challenged.
04:04Yeah.
04:05We're challenged across the board, not just at university.
04:08I think that is part of being northern as well, though.
04:11You know, it's a geographical issue as well.
04:15APPLAUSE
04:16University Challenge.
04:18I'll tell you what, the biggest challenge I've had the other day was getting my trousers on.
04:22That was my biggest challenge. I couldn't get them on.
04:25I couldn't get my leg in. I was half an hour.
04:27Asking the questions, Moe Roger.
04:31He is the quiz master and they've got rid of that chair that made him look like an insect.
04:36Hello and welcome to the grand final of the 2025-26 series of University Challenge.
04:42Edinburgh and Manchester.
04:43What's happened to Oxford and Cambridge?
04:45Well...
04:45Oh, they're usually up there.
04:47You were at Edinburgh, you know?
04:48I was at a university in Edinburgh.
04:50In Edinburgh.
04:51The team from Manchester have faced New College Oxford.
04:53There we go. We've got someone with a hat on.
04:56That's definitely Manchester.
04:58Hi, I'm Kai Madrick. I'm from Foy in Cornwall and I'm studying for a PhD in AI and Astrophysics.
05:03Oh, he's from Cornwall. That explains the hat.
05:05Yeah.
05:05If it was me on there, I'm Pete Sandiford and I'm from Blackpool and I am daft.
05:11Here we go.
05:11Fingers on buzzers.
05:12Here's your first starter for ten.
05:14What's with the...
05:16Badwick's buzzing hand?
05:18I think that it's a technique.
05:20To whom are these words of Mary Wollstonecraft addressed?
05:24Having read with great pleasure a pamphlet which you have lately published, I dedicate this volume to you.
05:29Is this a question?
05:36Is this a question?
05:44I was going to say that women's education should be limited to the domestic sphere.
05:50Anybody?
05:50Who's a cheeky Frenchman?
05:52Um, Rousseau wasn't it?
05:54Manchester, Manjuic.
05:56Rousseau?
05:57No.
05:58Oh.
05:59Edinburgh Richards.
06:00Condorcet?
06:01No, it's Talleyrand.
06:02Oh, I knew that.
06:04Obviously it was Talleyrand.
06:05Obviously it was.
06:06It's Talleyrand, you think bastard.
06:07Next question.
06:08Picture round now.
06:09Oh, picture round will do well here.
06:10You're going to see a national flag.
06:13Turkey!
06:14Pakistan!
06:14That's Cyprus.
06:15Bookmark.
06:16I simply need the name of the country it represents.
06:19Saudi Arabia.
06:20Targwan.
06:20Honolulu.
06:22Turkmenistan.
06:24Well done.
06:24Where?
06:25Turkmenistan.
06:26Fucking hell.
06:27Turkey.
06:28Pakistan.
06:29Turkmenistan.
06:29What have we got?
06:31We actually got it between us.
06:33After a 5th century bishop of Constantinople condemned by the council...
06:37Madjuic knows it.
06:38He's nodding his head.
06:39Wigan warriors.
06:41Manchester, Madjuic.
06:42Nestorian.
06:42It is the Nestorians.
06:43Yes, right on.
06:44When Madjuic knows, he knows, doesn't he?
06:46Yeah, it's the head.
06:47Look at him lined up at that buzzer!
06:49Well done.
06:50Go start with questions.
06:52The Second Crusade was called in response to which crusader states captured by Zangi,
06:57governor of Mosul and Aleppo?
06:58He won't help you, love.
07:00Madjuic, he won't help you.
07:01I'll tell you now.
07:02The problem with them talking about the Second Crusade is I don't actually remember the
07:06first one.
07:07It was the most northerly of those founded during the First Crusade.
07:10Powers, she's planning what she's going to have for a tea, I reckon.
07:13She's not concentrating.
07:14OK.
07:15I think Odessa for this.
07:18Er, yeah.
07:19Yeah, I think you're right, Madjuic.
07:20You should go with whatever you think, Madjuic.
07:22Captain Odessa.
07:24Yes.
07:25He got that one right, Odessa.
07:27Come on, Madjuic can do this on his own.
07:30They're all going, yeah, I think you're right.
07:32I think it is, yeah.
07:33None of them have any clue.
07:35No.
07:36They're just going with what Madjuic says.
07:38Your bonuses are on subjects of paintings by Jean-Michel Basquiat.
07:42I know Basquiat's work.
07:43He was very cool in the 80s.
07:45A 1983 work by Basquiat is titled Toussaint Louverture versus which Italian preacher and
07:51religious reformer?
07:52Madjuic, tell me.
07:53A powerful figure in Florence in the late 1400s, his sermons railing against impiety,
07:58corruption and luxury led to public bonfires of the vanities in that city.
08:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the fingers are going.
08:04Oh, oh, Madjuic, he's thinking, he's thinking.
08:07Savonarula?
08:08Yeah.
08:09Savonarula?
08:10Yes.
08:11Good lad, Madjuic, get in there.
08:14I dig that one out, didn't I?
08:15He did.
08:16Cool.
08:17He even had to wiggle his hands to get that out.
08:20I like this, I like this one I'm thinking.
08:24I look homeless.
08:25When I'm studying out, I go, oh, oh, Michelle does as well.
08:30She's homeless.
08:34In Durham.
08:35I had to go for my first ever boob measure in my whole life.
08:39Can't say I've been to one of them.
08:41You don't want to go for one.
08:42It was so awkward.
08:43She said, do you want me to step out the room while you get changed?
08:46I said, no, I couldn't give her monkeys, it's only a tit.
08:49Yep.
08:50Best friends Abby and Georgia.
08:53I wouldn't do that.
08:55I've got to 26 without having to do that, I just guess.
08:58Yeah, but guessing, she said, because I've been guessing for 25 years, she said the bra I was wearing has
09:03been lying on my tissue where the duck pellets are.
09:09What?
09:10Duck pellets?
09:12What's it called?
09:14Where you breastfeed?
09:17Duck.
09:18Your ducts.
09:20Ducts.
09:21Boob ducts.
09:22She said my...
09:23Not duck pellets, it's duck food.
09:25She said my bra's been lying on my...
09:27What's it called?
09:29I don't actually know.
09:31..on that.
09:32And it can cause issues if you want to breastfeed.
09:35So now I've got bras that'll fit and be perfect if I ever want to breastfeed in the future.
09:40And not...
09:42..hurt my duck feathers or whatever you call it.
09:47In spring, it was more of the same on ITV.
09:50You know what I like about Britain's Got Talent?
09:52What?
09:53It's probably how they felt in the olden days, you know, like going to the theatre on a Saturday night.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Yeah.
09:58It does feel very much like we are in the third half.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Might have a chock ass in the ad rights.
10:02Why, have you got some in?
10:03No.
10:04It's good I'm out of hospital in time for Britain's Got Talent.
10:09Oh, Sean, I forgot to tell you, you've got to get well soon.
10:11Check out from the kebab shop.
10:19And what we've got here?
10:21What's your name?
10:22My name is Alessandro.
10:23Alessandro.
10:24Alessandro.
10:25I am Pedro.
10:28Everybody calls me Asco.
10:30I'm from Italy.
10:31Fantastic.
10:33You get a big clap for coming from Italy.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Well, it's nice, isn't it?
10:37I will show you something that I'm sure you've never seen before.
10:40Really?
10:42I've heard that line before.
10:44I'm from an Italian.
10:45Yeah.
10:47There's a lot of them.
10:48He's brought his own orchestra, this guy.
10:50He's brought everyone.
10:55Isn't that lovely?
10:58So far, so good.
11:00Oh, I love it already.
11:03Well, it's a bit boring, isn't it?
11:05Worth.
11:09Is it Mozart's Requiem?
11:11I know this music.
11:12Ah.
11:13It's from an advert.
11:16Ooh.
11:18Ooh, I'm getting goose pimples.
11:20It's not British Airways, is it?
11:22No.
11:22No.
11:27I'm liking it.
11:29Ooh, it's very good.
11:30It's very powerful.
11:31It's very moving.
11:34This reminds me of Harry Potter.
11:37I don't know if it's because he's got a wand.
11:39I'm not sure.
11:41Oh, I'm going on.
11:42It's going down.
11:43He's saying a bit of shushy now.
11:47Now what he's going to do, he's going to do something now.
11:50I was enjoying it up until now.
11:54Oh, no.
11:55Come on!
11:56Now we're talking!
11:58Leave me!
11:59My fridge makes that noise on a night.
12:01That's how it used to do it.
12:03Why does that happen?
12:04We're ready!
12:05Are you ready?
12:08No.
12:08Go!
12:09I'm not ready.
12:11We're ready!
12:12We're ready!
12:16What a saw!
12:19Yaaay!
12:21Bop!
12:22Bop!
12:22Bop!
12:26Bop!
12:27Oh, here we go.
12:29Now we're thrilling.
12:30You'll be cool.
12:34Oh, yes, Alexandre.
12:38Oh, yes, Alexandre!
12:40Oh, yes, Alexandre!
12:42It's great.
12:42Here we go.
12:49İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
13:13Another old grinning and yelling approval in a savage way.
13:23Lickshot Gorgonbuzza, come on!
13:25That was incredible!
13:27I think that was confusing.
13:29So do I.
13:29That will go down well in Ibiza.
13:32Right, right in Ibiza.
13:33Oh, yeah!
13:34When were you last in Ibiza?
13:36Phone party, Ibiza, me and George.
13:49In Hull.
13:50Yeah, so you've got the washing out today.
13:52I did today, yeah, finally.
13:53For the first time since I've been back in a month.
13:55Can you believe that?
13:56Hiya, love.
13:57I mean, I think it's warmer over there.
13:58No, it's not really.
14:00Hiya, Jenny.
14:00Hiya, love.
14:01Best friends Jenny and Lee.
14:03Oh, you're talking to...
14:04It's funny, isn't it?
14:05Every time I'm out.
14:06I'm talking to Steve.
14:07Oh!
14:08You've got a decent room.
14:10Hiya, love.
14:12Hello, Jen.
14:12Are you all right?
14:14I'm very well.
14:15Nice to hear you, boys.
14:17Yeah, nice to hear you, us and all.
14:18Are you missing me?
14:19Oh, lots, I am.
14:21Earlier this year, beginners in business were at it again on BBC One.
14:26You see, the thing is, with Lord Sugar, you know, he goes, you're fired.
14:30What he doesn't actually realise is that the legislation now,
14:33with regards to employment law, has changed considerably.
14:36And if he's not careful, that he will end up in a tribunal.
14:40Yeah, and you don't want that on your hands.
14:42Not at his age.
14:44You're fired.
14:47Do you know what?
14:48I can't take my eyes off Alan Sugar's earlobes.
14:51Big old earlobes, them, aren't they?
14:53Whose earlobes are bigger mine or Alan Sugar's?
14:55Alan's.
14:56Good morning.
14:57In the programme,
14:58Lord Sugar was remoting in with another creative challenge for the teams.
15:03Now, the UK spends an astonishing £9 billion a year on products for their pets.
15:10£9 billion on that guy?
15:12I can believe that.
15:13Really?
15:14Alan Sugar doesn't really know much about animals.
15:16That's just one trip to the vet.
15:19So you're going to come up with a new pet lifestyle brand,
15:23design an innovative pet product.
15:27This is a bit of me.
15:29I would excel at this task.
15:30The biggest purchase I've made recently, self-cleaning litter trays.
15:34Oh, that's the kind of shit they need to be coming up with.
15:38Planning to pounce on a winning idea.
15:40Now, imagine if you had the power to leave your dog voice nerds.
15:43Voice nerds.
15:44I speak to my dogs all the time, don't you?
15:46So do I.
15:47In my head, okay, there's a dog bed, right?
15:50And dog owners communicate and leave, like, little voice messages for their dogs.
15:54I don't think Perkins was like that very much.
15:56Because it would confuse them and think we're there.
15:58Thinks we're there.
15:59Surely that would freak the dog out, though.
16:00Yeah, dog's having it out next to you.
16:04Where's that come from?
16:05The logo needs to be minimalistic and chic.
16:07Like, I thought of Maison Lachien, which means house of dog.
16:10That sounds kind of sick, innit?
16:12Yeah, that sounds sick, Maison Lachien.
16:14Chic canines or Chic Lachien?
16:17Chic Lachien?
16:18I know chic is...
16:20Posh.
16:20Yeah.
16:20Posh dogs.
16:21In French, wouldn't it be the other way around?
16:23Lachien chic.
16:24Yeah, that just sounds way better.
16:26Lachien chic.
16:27Chic is very much like Paris chic.
16:31It's very, like, elegant.
16:32Did she say chic is really...
16:34It's like Paris, it's like chic.
16:35So chic is chic.
16:37Just to confirm, the brand name is going to be Chic Lachien.
16:42That's not how you spell it.
16:44That's not how you spell it.
16:45Yeah, that's not right.
16:46It should be C-H-I-C.
16:48Yeah, like that.
16:50Perfect.
16:51Chiqua.
16:52Chiqua Lachien.
16:53It's a shame, because it looks quite good as well.
16:55It does look quite nice, but it means fuck all.
16:57Can I just double-check the spelling of chic Lachien?
17:00Good question.
17:01C-H-I-Q-U-E.
17:05That's not the spelling of chic.
17:07Oh, you gee!
17:09I love her.
17:10Well done, Christmas sheath.
17:11Put on air, you know.
17:12Yeah, she is.
17:13How would you usually spell it?
17:15So it would be C-H-I-C.
17:16C-H-I-C.
17:18Oh, like chic.
17:19Yeah, like chic.
17:20Oh, so you spell chic like chic.
17:23Right, yeah, okay, yeah, I see what you're saying now.
17:27So if we write a rough script for this, keep it short and sweet.
17:29Oh, so they're coming up with the messages that you're going to hear in the bed, right?
17:33Yeah.
17:33Weird.
17:34Hey, baby, I miss you.
17:35I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
17:37Love you so much.
17:38See you soon.
17:39Bye.
17:40He would say that to the dog.
17:42Hey, baby, I miss you.
17:43Have you ever said to Pickle, hey, baby, I miss you?
17:45No.
17:46So this is going to be audio activated.
17:48Any loud bang, an ambulance, a knock on the door.
17:51Hey, baby, I miss you.
17:52I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
17:54That clap just triggered it.
17:56That's clever.
17:57Love you so much.
17:58See you soon.
17:59Bye.
18:00The dog's going to get fed up with that, man.
18:02That noise is going to get on my...
18:04She's going to get sick of the sound of her own voice, you know.
18:06We initially started with a round bed.
18:08Yeah.
18:08Then I was like, no, let's do it.
18:09Hey, baby, I miss you.
18:10I'm running late, but I'll be home.
18:11Oh, no.
18:12It's too sensitive.
18:13It's going off at everything.
18:15Obviously, it does go off with quite sensitive sounds.
18:18Hey, baby, I miss you.
18:20Oh, wow.
18:22Oh, no.
18:23Don't fucking drive anyone back.
18:27The dog will be back.
18:28I said, go on, on.
18:29Let me out.
18:31Guys, you know, today's a big, busy day.
18:33We've got the pitch.
18:33Hey, baby, I miss you.
18:37Hey, baby.
18:40I'm just going to switch that off.
18:42Love you so much.
18:43See you soon.
18:44Bye.
18:46She's switching it off.
18:47She's not even like it herself.
18:47She's switching the bastard off and it's her voice.
18:50I've spunked so much money on pets over the years.
18:52I block it out because I don't want to remember because I've just upset myself.
18:56Exactly.
18:58But I can tell you what I wouldn't be wasting my money on.
19:00That.
19:02Yes.
19:04In Manchester.
19:06I tried a new karaoke song the other night.
19:09Shania Twain.
19:10You're still the one.
19:11Still the one that I love.
19:14The only one I dream of.
19:18You're still the one I kiss.
19:21Good night.
19:21Good night.
19:23Did it go down well or did it?
19:24It did.
19:25The Malones.
19:26I knew it was coming on that night.
19:28So I was at the pub ready and waiting for the karaoke woman to turn up.
19:32Oh, you was.
19:32As soon as she got there, the bar manager was like, look, just said it's Sean's on first.
19:38Because I was there ready waiting for it.
19:42And then started with myself a new nickname in the pub of Shania Twain.
19:48In spring, Disney Plus took us on a flying visit to meet our favourite buzzing insects.
19:55Oh, the bees.
19:56Oh, you like all this shit, don't you?
19:58I just love bees.
19:59You've always loved bees.
20:01I know.
20:01That's one thing consistently since I've known you.
20:03You do love a bumblebee.
20:05What if I told you bees could be the most important animals on the planet?
20:10I'd believe you.
20:11I'd bee-lieve you.
20:14There are over 20,000 species of bees.
20:18Wow.
20:18I never knew that.
20:19I didn't know that.
20:20I just thought they were just a bee.
20:21And together, they pollinate a third of the food we eat.
20:25Like what type of food?
20:27Potatoes, everything.
20:28They pollinate a spud.
20:33I'm kind of here for this.
20:34Yeah.
20:34Kind of creeped out, kind of here.
20:36I'm in the middle of doing a bee jigsaw.
20:38Are you?
20:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:40Different types of bees.
20:41They all look the same.
20:43He's a bugger.
20:45In the mountain forests of Japan.
20:48Has your sister had any encounters with bees while she's been in Japan?
20:51We don't really have much conversations about bees, I'll have to ask her.
20:54The Asian honeybee faces a much more frightening foe.
20:59What could that be?
21:01Giant hornets.
21:03Oh, they're bad bastards, them hornets.
21:06They're awful.
21:07Oh, right.
21:08Bloody hell, calm down.
21:09Oh, my God.
21:09Look at them.
21:10Known by some as murder hornets.
21:15Because that is what they do.
21:19Oh, you see what they're doing?
21:21Why have we got things like that in their life?
21:24I don't know.
21:26Who needs them?
21:27A nearby hive is in the firing line.
21:30Oh, shit.
21:31Watch your back, lads.
21:34Oh, it's just attacked!
21:36Oh, you arsehole.
21:38Luckily, the entrance is too narrow for the giant.
21:42Oh, it's too narrow.
21:43Thank Christ for that, then.
21:44The hornet flies off.
21:46A couple of weeks on his empick.
21:47It's straight back in.
21:49Recognise me?
21:51Yeah, I'm back.
21:52The hornet marks the hive with a chemical scent
21:56that will guide her and her clan right back.
22:03That's horrible.
22:04So they're going to come back in masses?
22:06This is like a nightmare.
22:08Well, I think you're overreacting.
22:09I can't.
22:09Why can't you just watch a nature documentary
22:11without being hysterical?
22:13So I've never seen such a horrible thing
22:15as a murder hornet.
22:17The hornet's back.
22:21With her sisters.
22:23Oh, God, there's three of them.
22:24Oh, what the bloody hell.
22:26And together, they slice their way in.
22:32Daniela!
22:33No, they're eating the entrance.
22:40Oh, it's in.
22:41Oh, no.
22:42Oh, no.
22:43Why don't all the bees just gang up on that big hornet now
22:46and just sting him in the face?
22:47Yeah, twat it.
22:48The bees' only hope for survival
22:52is to respond as one.
22:54Oh, yeah.
22:55Attack.
22:56Oh, swarm it, swarm it, swarm it, swarm it.
23:01Hold now.
23:02Go on, get in!
23:07They're all on him, too.
23:08Go on.
23:09Go on, sting the bastard.
23:10Sting him up.
23:11Swarm it, swarm it, swarm it.
23:13Swarm it, swarm it.
23:13Sting him up.
23:13Yes, bite it.
23:14Sting him up.
23:26Sting him up.
23:28New kit, yeah.
23:29Brilliant.
23:31The temperature in the centre reaches 115 degrees.
23:36What?
23:37Oh, wow.
23:38Hot enough to fry a hornet.
23:40And then chuck its fried body out to warn the others.
23:43Yeah.
23:43Did somebody order a hornet?
23:45One fried hornet coming up.
23:47Send it back out for height.
23:50There's your mate.
23:51The next invader gets the same treatment.
23:55Yes!
23:56And here's another one.
23:58Yeah, get that one as well.
24:00Their collective action has achieved the near impossible.
24:04Oh, it's like...
24:06What?
24:07The next.
24:09And save the colony.
24:12That is wild.
24:14I mean, what's that last hornet going to do?
24:16Go back and tell everybody.
24:18Well, here we go.
24:19John and Kevin have just been killed in that hype out there.
24:22You want to watch them vicious little gits?
24:24Don't wait with them.
24:34In Caffilly.
24:35Ah, so do you fancy your idea of going to Paris for your birthday or no?
24:40Well, I don't mind France.
24:42Paris is in France.
24:43I thought it was two different places.
24:46Dave and his wife, Shirley.
24:48Well, Paris is the capital of France.
24:51Oh, I didn't know that.
24:52How long have you been under this?
24:54Well, I always thought, you know, the...
24:57What's that?
24:58Leaning Tower of Pisa, innit?
25:01That's in Paris, innit?
25:04That's in Italy and Rome.
25:05Is it?
25:06Yeah.
25:07Oh, no, I mean the other...
25:08Geographically.
25:10You or me?
25:11I mean the other building.
25:13Not the Eifield.
25:14Oh, the Eifield Tower.
25:15The Blackpool Tower.
25:16No, the Eifield, innit?
25:18What is it?
25:19The Eifield Tower.
25:20The Eifield?
25:21Yeah.
25:22It's the Eifield Tower.
25:23Oh, right.
25:24God, I don't know.
25:25I don't know where the hell I am.
25:27In February, Benedict was still on the hunt for his missing Cinderella on Netflix.
25:33Do you know what?
25:33I'm not into oldy-worldy shite, but I do like a bit of Bridgerton now.
25:36Well, it's oldy-worldy shite with a twist of new, innit?
25:39Bit of muck.
25:40Yeah.
25:41I think that is why I like it, because it has got that nice tingy muck running through it.
25:44Yeah.
25:45Remove my britches.
25:46Expose your loins.
25:48I like that.
25:52Ooh, Bridgerton.
25:54BLEW!
25:54BLEW!
25:56At the minute, Benedict is actually falling in love with Sophie, the maid,
26:00but he's still not realised that she was actually the woman in silver when there was the ball.
26:06Quite dashing, brother.
26:07Oh, good evening, Sophie.
26:09It's Bridgerton.
26:10That's her!
26:11There she is.
26:11This is her!
26:12Now, won't you think?
26:13Ooh!
26:14You look better in silver, love.
26:16Yeah.
26:16No, you see, he's not taking much notice, I don't think.
26:19No, no.
26:19No.
26:21How are you finding your position?
26:24My sisters are not wearing you out, are they?
26:25You'd like to wear her out, wouldn't they?
26:28Teresa!
26:29Oh, I find them to be intellectually, er, surprising.
26:32Even her voice.
26:33He spoke to her.
26:34Yeah, he spoke to her.
26:36You think?
26:36Oh, I even need her assistance.
26:41Oh, I beg your pardon?
26:42It is a slippery little thing, and I cannot find my wallet.
26:44May I?
26:45May I?
26:46May I?
26:47May you?
26:48I think this is a bit inappropriate, isn't it?
26:52Look, look at her gazing up at him.
26:54I'd laugh if someone was looking at me like that.
26:56I actually would just say, what are you looking at?
26:58You fucking creep.
27:01There you are.
27:04Thank you, Sophie.
27:06Oh, shit, I thought they were going to kiss then.
27:08Oh, he is absolutely smitten with that girl.
27:13A bit later, Benedict's mum thought she'd found the mystery lady and arranged the tea party.
27:19And did you grow up in the countryside?
27:21We lived between the two.
27:23I mean, from the...
27:27He's looking at the mouth.
27:28The mouth will give it away, because they had a little...
27:32All right.
27:33I think you...
27:34You could tell someone through your mouth.
27:37It's quite a fun idea, a mouse grade ball.
27:39I mean, you could tell me by my mouth.
27:41I've got mean little lips.
27:46There she is, there she is.
27:48It's the only time I've ever seen a Sophie making a tea.
27:54Maybe he can show me.
27:55Oh, she's clopped the bird.
27:57I know, who's this fucker?
27:58She's not happy, his face is dropped, he now feels awkward, we're all bloody awkward.
28:02Such a beautiful home.
28:03It has always been a dream of mine to visit Bridget and has.
28:06Surely you were here for the masquerade ball.
28:08Oh, yes, I was planning to attend, but sadly I fell ill and could not.
28:13Oh, lordy me.
28:15She weren't there.
28:17It's not her from the masquerade ball.
28:20Confirmation, it's not her.
28:22Perhaps with all the disguises, I was thought to have been there.
28:24You saved a lot of time if you asked that question at the beginning.
28:26Absolutely.
28:27Did you come to the ball?
28:28No, bye.
28:33Oh, no, it's all the staff going out for a drink.
28:35Staff might out.
28:36Oh, I have left my coin pass in my room.
28:39Aye.
28:40I know somebody else all forgets the coin pass.
28:42Yeah, don't you?
28:49Oh, there you go.
28:51I thought you...
28:53Is this a lunge-worthy moment, Mary?
28:55Yes, it is.
28:57Oh, here we go.
29:00Scandalous, Mary.
29:03What?
29:04Oh, my God, where is he going?
29:06I mean, I'm sorry.
29:09Oh.
29:10Oh, don't be silly.
29:12Not up against the wall in the house.
29:16She can't get her bloopers down quick enough.
29:18I know.
29:22Oh.
29:25What a gent.
29:29Oh, my Lord!
29:32Oh, my Lord!
29:35Oh, my Lord!
29:37Ever next.
29:38Oh.
29:43Are you...
29:44Oh, no, it's a bit much for me.
29:45That's actually too much.
29:46Have you ever done all right?
29:47Well, I ain't telling you what they had.
29:53She's definitely thinking no one's going to fucking believe this in the morning.
29:56I got a finger off Mr Bridgeton.
29:59My eyes search for you and everyone I enter.
30:02My heart beats when you're near.
30:03This is everything Sophie wants to hear.
30:05Look at her face.
30:06This is leading up to the L word, isn't it?
30:08You get the feeling it is.
30:10Sophie.
30:11Will you marry me?
30:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
30:17Be my mistress.
30:19Oh!
30:21I beg your pardon?
30:23What?
30:24Whoa!
30:25Sophie, be my mistress!
30:28Fuck off.
30:29Why? What's the problem?
30:30Mistress.
30:31What's the problem with that?
30:32Just someone that you have sex with.
30:34Mistress?
30:35Yeah.
30:36Be as mistress.
30:37When you fill in a form, that's an option.
30:39Miss.
30:40No, and mistress.
30:42Are you coming, Sophie?
30:43We waited for you.
30:51Ah, not gone damn well.
30:53Surprise.
30:54That'll be a no from me.
30:55Good girl.
30:56Good girl doesn't even give him an answer.
30:59If he'd have asked me to be his mistress in that scenario,
31:02I'd have need him in the bollocks,
31:04grabbed me coin purse,
31:05gone straight to tavern
31:07and snogged somebody else to make him jealous.
31:10I'd have gave him mistress.
31:15In Surrey...
31:16Mum, it's so cool.
31:17What made you go onto the website and decide,
31:20yeah, I want that cardigan
31:22out of all of the cardigans on the website?
31:25Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
31:28Well, this is not going back.
31:30I quite like it.
31:30It's one of my favourites now.
31:31I don't think it can be sent back
31:33and nobody else is going to buy it.
31:35I mean...
31:42How dare you?
31:44How dare you?
31:46Question my taste.
31:47Unreturnable!
31:49In April, there was something out of this world on BBC News.
31:54Is it?
31:54Look at the size of this egg that my chicken's laid.
31:57Shall we crack it and see if it's a double yooker?
31:59God, that's a big bugger, isn't it?
32:00It is.
32:00Can you imagine laying that?
32:02It's huge.
32:03The four astronauts on the Artemis 2 mission
32:06are now on their final push towards the moon.
32:09Oh, yeah.
32:11There's a woman in there.
32:12Who the hell would want to go on a mission to the moon?
32:15My sister probably would.
32:16Yeah, I would put her in there, defil.
32:19Their Orion spacecraft will take them
32:20around the far side of the moon and back again.
32:23Far side pedders, so they're going to go round the back.
32:26Who is that, the far side of the moon?
32:28Is that ELO?
32:29No, it's Pink Floyd, dark side of the moon, not far...
32:32Oh, that's it.
32:33That could be your cover band, Mum.
32:36Earlier today, the crew activated an engine burn
32:38lasting precisely five minutes and 55 seconds.
32:41It's known as the translunar injection.
32:44Oh, a translunar injection.
32:47It increased its speed from 17,500 miles an hour
32:51to 24,500 miles an hour.
32:54Ooh, that's fast.
32:56I thought the hell was Mum driving it.
32:59So it goes on there first and then around the moon.
33:01So it pick up momentum.
33:03Oh, swear.
33:03Yeah.
33:03This is the first time since 1972
33:06that humans have travelled outside the Earth's orbit.
33:10Really?
33:10Since 1972?
33:12Why is there all of this wastage of petrol?
33:15They're talking about global warming.
33:17They're making figures of eight in the rocket.
33:18The astronauts are due to return to Earth next Friday.
33:21They're not gone for long.
33:22It's like a short holiday, isn't it?
33:24Yeah, I mean, we'd spend a week in an all-inclusive,
33:26not the fucking moon.
33:29I just kept saying to them yesterday,
33:31like, I really like it up here.
33:33I wish I could have got here sooner.
33:35You literally sandwiched it between the roof and the bags.
33:39It looked so comfy.
33:40Three, two, one.
33:43Booster ignition.
33:44And lift off.
33:46It's just like Thunderbirds are gold.
33:49That's just...
33:49It's just very much like that.
33:52Don't.
33:53I feel sick thinking about me being in a rocket right now.
33:56I'd pay to see you in a rocket.
34:06In North London...
34:08Amira, what the hell are you doing right now?
34:10Huh?
34:11Are you being serious?
34:12What are you doing?
34:13Sisters Amira and Amani.
34:16I'm growing out hairs, man.
34:17I need to take care of it.
34:19I'm in between appointments right now.
34:22So, I have to do something about it.
34:24I can actually see your hair from over here.
34:27No, don't, Amani, please.
34:29I'm already self-conscious about it.
34:31I can see the shadow, Amira.
34:34Earlier this year,
34:35we were navigating the rocky road to love on Netflix.
34:39I think we're all on the spectrum.
34:40Well, I'm definitely borderline ADHD.
34:42I know I am.
34:43And Julia certainly is.
34:44ADHD?
34:46Oh, she's...
34:46OCD, you mean.
34:48That's right, OCD.
34:49Get your Ds right.
34:51Yes.
34:53Yeah, you see,
34:54when you had your own first date with Ben,
34:56I just remember you coming back.
34:57I'm not shutting up about him.
34:59And that is when you know
35:00that somebody is meant...
35:02Yeah.
35:02You know, thinking,
35:04what the hell even are,
35:05I want to shag him.
35:05LAUGHTER
35:08Hello.
35:09Hello.
35:10I'm Logan.
35:11I'm 25 years old.
35:1325, that's prime time.
35:15We've got the same hairstyle, Logan.
35:16Yas.
35:17Yeah.
35:17Can you tell me about your dating history?
35:19Oh, dating history.
35:21Mm.
35:21It has been zero.
35:24Oh, pretty lackluster.
35:26Oh, this is his first date then, I've expected.
35:29I just want somebody who dresses nice.
35:32Oh, yes.
35:32Smells good.
35:33Yes.
35:33It's curvy straight here.
35:36Oh, quite specific on the hair.
35:38Curvy straight.
35:39Yeah, what's curvy straight hair?
35:40Is that like a wave?
35:41Uh, OK.
35:42I'd hit that brief.
35:44Phew.
35:47Look at that.
35:48A bunch of red roses.
35:49How classy.
35:51You can do this.
35:52You can do this, Logan.
35:53He doesn't seem ready at all.
35:55He's not ready.
35:55You can.
35:56We're behind you.
35:57You absolutely can do this.
36:00Who's this beauty?
36:02Who's this?
36:02Logan is meeting Hayley.
36:05Oh, she's lovely.
36:06She's lovely.
36:07She likes hockey players fighting.
36:10Oh, so do I, Hayley.
36:12That should be in every sport.
36:15And men in suits.
36:17Men in suits?
36:18Yes.
36:19All he has to do is twat someone with a hockey stick and he's sorted.
36:24Hello.
36:24Oh, how beautiful.
36:27Hi.
36:28It's Lee got nervous in her.
36:31Hi.
36:32I'm Hayley.
36:33And I'm Logan.
36:35Nice to meet you.
36:35Oh, Logan, you should have got up, mate.
36:38Never mind, never mind.
36:44No, the poses are taking me up.
36:46Yeah, like I said.
36:48Oh, I'm Logan, I don't mention that.
36:50Hi, Hayley.
36:51He's nervous though, isn't he?
36:52You've got to give him a chance.
36:53He'll warm into this.
36:55Yeah.
36:55I wish he'd give her the flowers.
36:56That might break the ice.
36:57I work at it at school, as a food service worker.
37:00Serve to the students, perfect food, all kinds of stuff.
37:05Oh, well, tell me more about this.
37:07Oh, nice one.
37:08Good, good, good.
37:09Now, now, now you're talking.
37:11Come on, Logan.
37:12I'd love it if I had a girlfriend that was a dinner lady
37:14and they could bring, I call, the leftovers home.
37:18And what is your favorite like to do?
37:22I like to crochet and I like modern trains.
37:24Oh, he likes to crochet.
37:25I could have a conversation with him.
37:26I've got the Flying Scotsman model set at home.
37:29You have.
37:32Oh, he's died.
37:33He's died to death.
37:34It's all good silence, Julie.
37:38What is...
37:39What am I coming in as your favorite things?
37:43Logan, are you going to help her out a bit or nah?
37:45It's like she had a list of questions
37:46and she's gone through them in a minute.
37:48Yeah, she has.
37:49And now she's stuck.
37:50Yeah.
37:52Are those...
37:53Oh, I'm so sorry.
37:54Yes!
37:55Oh, she's looking at the flowers.
37:57I mean, these are for you.
37:59Oh, thank you.
38:01Aww.
38:02Things are looking up, aren't they?
38:04Yes.
38:05What is your favorite TV show?
38:08Hannah Montana.
38:09A lot of people tease me before
38:11and say it's for little kids
38:12and I don't care what they say.
38:14Well done for not caring what they say.
38:16Oh, dude, just...
38:18You like what you like.
38:19I was obsessed with that show.
38:20Well, sometimes if people are really mean to me,
38:22they make fun of me, think about me.
38:24Hayley, I'm sorry that really...
38:26That happened.
38:27Woo!
38:28Oh, he's mirroring our language as well.
38:30Well, Hayley, just...
38:33Just...
38:33Just...
38:34Just remember,
38:34if you need some...
38:35If you need a friend,
38:37I'm always here for you.
38:38Mm.
38:39Oh!
38:40He's cementing it in.
38:42I'm your friend.
38:43Oh, my heart!
38:44I gotta say, um, Hayley,
38:47you look really nice today.
38:49Oh!
38:50He looks relaxing.
38:52I told you, man.
38:53That is aged.
38:54He's a little gent, isn't he?
38:55He's a gent.
38:56He's going for it.
38:57I like the blue jacket.
38:59Mm-hmm.
39:01Figured you would.
39:02I figured you would, yeah.
39:04He knows what he's doing.
39:06Look how cock he is.
39:08He'd go from, like, shy to, like,
39:09yeah, I knew you would.
39:11You know, I had a lot of fun.
39:13Um...
39:13Did you?
39:14Yeah, I do.
39:16I really like you a lot.
39:19Mostly.
39:20Mostly.
39:23Yeah, Mel said that to me countless times.
39:25No, mostly.
39:26Mostly, yeah.
39:27Mostly is how she finishes.
39:28Most of the compliments.
39:29Not 100%.
39:30Yeah.
39:31Would you like to go on another date with me?
39:33Aw!
39:34What's she gonna say?
39:37Please.
39:38I would like to go on another date with you.
39:41Yeah!
39:42Woo-hoo!
39:44It was funny!
39:46It's very nice to meet you, Logan.
39:47It was nice to meet you, too.
39:49Bye.
39:49Hayley, take care of yourself.
39:51Bye.
39:51It's charming, isn't it?
39:53Absolutely.
39:55Yeah!
39:56Oh, yes, Logan!
39:57Let's go, Logan.
39:59Oh, you love that.
40:00You did it!
40:01Why didn't we fell in love so quick like Logan and Hayley?
40:04You did.
40:06Ha-ha-ha!
40:06You cheeky bastard!
40:08When did you first know you'd fallen in love with Percy?
40:11It wasn't like a bolt of lightning.
40:13It's something that grew.
40:15Yes, which I think is more sustainable.
40:17Yeah.
40:17It grew over the years.
40:19Yes.
40:20And...
40:21And that was that.
40:24Aw, that's sweet.
40:27That's adorable.
40:28Aw.
40:33In Blackpool...
40:34Me and Paige have had to start putting locks on the cupboards.
40:37Really?
40:38The kids now, they just help themselves to everything.
40:41They're like locusts.
40:42They just strip the cupboards.
40:43Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
40:46Paige went out the other day and I had Eva and Jimmy, right?
40:49Next thing, Eva just walks in the living room with a packet of wine gums going...
40:55You want the wine gums?
40:56I'm like, no, you shouldn't be eating them.
41:00You know, what are you, a 60-year-old man who's on a long drive?
41:04Who even eats wine gums?
41:09That's a gateway for like a Werther's original.
41:11Yeah.
41:12Yeah.
41:12Jimmy, mini-roll, sucker for a mini-roll like a moth to a flame.
41:15Yeah.
41:16He had a three yesterday.
41:17I went, that is your third.
41:19Yeah.
41:19He's like, so?
41:21So?
41:23In spring, everyone's favourite outspoken interviewers were back on ITV1.
41:29Oh, Lee!
41:30Ha-ha!
41:31One of my favourites.
41:33Oh, I love this.
41:34Oh, I love this.
41:35Yeah, they've cracked something with the assembly, haven't they?
41:37Yeah, it's almost a fresh way of looking at people that we think we know a lot about.
41:47Oh, it's Stephen Fry!
41:50Oh, my God!
41:51Oh, this is going to be fun.
41:52Oh, he's famous for being an atheist as well, isn't he?
41:55I've seen him speak about a lot on some sort.
41:57Is there?
41:58Your uncle Dave's an atheist?
41:59I heard you went to Breckennau Palace and do drugs, sneaking drugs and cocaine.
42:07What?
42:08He said he sat down 20 seconds ago.
42:14The programme's not even started yet.
42:16They're just settling in.
42:18Caroline's like, are you on drugs now?
42:19It's a pleasure to watch because they ask the questions we want to ask, isn't it?
42:24Exactly.
42:24That's the joy of it.
42:25It's absolute joy.
42:27We are delighted to have you today.
42:30Our rules are no subject is out of bounds.
42:33We've gathered that.
42:34My first question is...
42:36He's looking a bit nervous.
42:38Yeah.
42:38I think it is because he's already been hit with the coke in Buckingham Palace question.
42:42Can you help me meet my idol and icon and legend,
42:48the amazing human being, the Queen of Pop, Dame Celine Marie Claudette Dion?
42:55Oh, yes!
42:57Yes, yes, yes!
42:59Well, Tristan will be right beside you then, mate.
43:03I wish I could help you there.
43:05I'm afraid I don't know Celine Dion.
43:08Oh, what a disappointment.
43:09Oh.
43:10I think I was once in the same room as her, but I didn't speak to her.
43:14Oh, how could you be in the same room and not speak to Celine Dion?
43:18Well, maybe he decided to let her have a little bit of personal space, love.
43:22No!
43:24I'm London, that means I'm gay, a pride, LGBT.
43:28What is your advice on finding a husband, question mark?
43:32He's got a younger man, hasn't he?
43:33He's half his bloody age.
43:35Well, I mean, it's a different world now because so many spouses are found online.
43:42Yeah.
43:42Yeah, see?
43:43That's how we met, isn't it?
43:45Yeah, online.
43:46My last question, final question is, are you a top or a bottom?
43:52Oh, what's that mean?
43:54What's a top or a bottom?
43:55Oh, Jenny, shut up.
43:57I don't know, what is it?
43:59A top or a bottom?
44:00Are you a top or a bottom?
44:01She?
44:06Oh, Jesus, is he going to answer that?
44:09Wow.
44:10That is as direct as it gets.
44:12Come on, Stephen, I want to know the answer.
44:15So do I.
44:16I want to know the question.
44:18I'm going to leave that a mystery for people to guess.
44:21Oh!
44:22Oh!
44:24Boring!
44:25There is V in the middle, of course.
44:27Versatile, is there not?
44:28Bit of both, I like that.
44:30He has his curry with chips and rice.
44:32He's half and half.
44:33Hey, every day's a school day, George.
44:35Wicked.
44:35I think you'd be a bottom, George.
44:39What would I be?
44:40Top.
44:44Nicola will be next.
44:47Hello, Stephen.
44:49Hello, Nicola.
44:49I mean, where'd you go from there?
44:52Where?
44:53What order do you wash your body parts?
44:58You've got Stephen Fry here to ask you questions.
45:00I see what to do with what he washes first.
45:03So I think you're downstairs and then upstairs.
45:06What?
45:06Downstairs and then upstairs?
45:08You don't wipe your eyes and wash your face, Stephen.
45:11Oh, that's a weird orderly, isn't it?
45:14I always worked top to bottom.
45:16You had all the same when I'm cleaning the house.
45:18Always worked from top to bottom.
45:20How much have you spent on cocaine?
45:24How much have you spent on cocaine?
45:26I probably wasted thousands.
45:30Where'd I get the cocaine from?
45:31Where?
45:32What's his dealer?
45:33Have you got his phone number?
45:34You get a dealer.
45:35A dealer?
45:36A dealer, yeah.
45:37Where did you get that?
45:38Where'd they get the dealer from?
45:39Where?
45:41Oh, fuck them.
45:43They're all on him.
45:44Have you got any contacts for Celine Dion
45:46and a drug dealer that can get us cocaine?
45:49This sounds like a brilliant night that's about to unfold.
45:51Well, you've been drinking on crack cocaine
45:55and beating it up your nose.
45:56Yeah, up your nose.
45:57Yeah, not crack cocaine.
45:58That's your smoke, I think.
45:59I've never had that.
46:00He's on crack now.
46:02He's a crack addict.
46:03Crack cocaine and cocaine is a different thing, right?
46:06Isn't it, Sarah?
46:07What are you asking me for?
46:08I don't know.
46:11I'll just have to say what,
46:12find out what the top and bottom is.
46:14I thought it was sheets.
46:16That's the only top and bottom I know.
46:18Sheets.
46:19Yeah, we'll go with that.
46:20Yeah.
46:21I wonder what race.
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